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Sleep With Me

Silver Sleeper Productions LLC

300 episodes

Insomnia? Mind racing at night? Worries keeping you up? Tune in for a bedtime story that lets you forget your problems and progressively gets more boring until you fall to sleep. So get in bed, press play, close your eyes, and drift off into dreamland.

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  1. 1489 - The Worst Witch | Tale of the Tape

    · 1 h 04 min · Episode 1489

    My cauldron bubbleth over with gratitude for Tim Curry and the wonders of VHS recordings. This episode was recorded before Mr. Curry took the journey over the rainbow bridge. I’ll be doing the time warp tonight in his…

  2. 1488 - 1970s Catalogs for the Autumnal Season

    · 1 h 24 min · Episode 1488

    While Scooter seeks counsel from the high elf Orlon and the wizard Arnel, we’ll page through some catalogs and wonder at the marvels of double-knit polyester. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With…

  3. Everything is Bonzer! | The Good Place to Sleep S3 E1/2 (from the Vault #707)

    · 1 h 03 min

    I’ll be the door person who welcomes you to dreamland. Take a sleepy trip down under as we catch up with old friends and meet some new ones. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and…

  4. 1487 - Great Gourdcast | Trending Tuesday

    · 1 h 15 min · Episode 1487

    Welcome to KGORD Radio, where Scooter puts the bored in gourd and host Lionel Cusack finally defines the Zucchini Range. Heads up, I do mention candy in this episode. The show really needs your help right now. Keep…

  5. 1486 - Reactor of Love | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 9

    · 1 h 12 min · Episode 1486

    The instruction manual for a boring bedtime story is far longer than the tales Scooter will spin tonight. So settle in and let my inner ocean-themed sound machine do its thing. These stories have been sleepified, but…

  6. Little Bits | Stan Chronicles 9 | Nuns in Space S2 E9 (from the Vault #704)

    · 1 h 04 min

    Sleep with a journey into Stan’s subconscious and Spudgie the space whale. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you…

  7. 1485 - Dessert Week | Great British Bake You Off to Sleep S12/C9 E4

    · 1 h 15 min · Episode 1485

    Let’s give cheers for tiers while I say, “Oh, deer,” and the bakers swaddle us in aqua faba dreamscapes. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining…

  8. 1484 - Sundries Supervisor Storytime | Checking Into Boredom Ep 7 Finale

    · 1 h 16 min · Episode 1484

    Gestures in the mirror are merely ways to say goodnight, and a path to Córdoba is really just a way to get to dreamland. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus…

  9. Looking Back at Episodes 600-700 | Milestone (from the Vault #703)

    · 1 h 04 min

    A sleepy stroll down mismemory lane. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can…

  10. 1483 - Traveling Shawls | Pickwick 3 | Read With Me | SWM+ Sneak Peek

    · 1 h 07 min · Episode 1483

    A case of mistaken coat identity will have old Rip Van dressed and ready to dance. Choose your leg warmer wisely. This is a reading / adaptation of The Pickwick Papers by Charles Dickens. I’m making it extra boring…

  11. 1482 - 13 Years of Sleep With Me | Making of an Episode

    · 1 h 25 min · Episode 1482

    A peek behind the scenes will turn into a stroll down memory lane will meander into a mini-tale of the tape. A fitting way to celebrate 13 years of making Sleep With Me. Thanks for listening! Thanks to those of you…

  12. Sleep With Whispers | Crossover (from the Vault #706)

    · 1 h 01 min

    A sleepy tribute to the Sleep Whispers podcast and my buddy Harris. This episode is sans-whispers. Check out “Sleep Whispers” podcasts wherever you listen to podcasts or at sleepwhispers.com This is a special release…

  13. 1481 - Woodpecker 1 Cleared to Geocache | Walk With Me

    · 1 h 14 min · Episode 1481

    Woodpecker 1, you are clear for landing. And Scooter, you are clear to wander the woods in search of geocaches. No guarantees of success, but at least it will be boring. This episode was recorded on location, and it’s…

  14. 1480 - Case of Too Many Giggles | Lady Marple Mystery

    · 1 h 19 min · Episode 1480

    Settle in as we float upstream with some ceramic salmon friends and Lady Marple guides us off to dreamland by embracing awe. Permission to bore, granted. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me…

  15. The First Duty | Snore Trek TNG S5 E19 (from the Vault #705)

    · 55 min

    Will’s got himself in a pickle that only Papa Picard can placate. Heads up, I mention Hagrid and that famous wizard school a few times in this episode. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been…

  16. 1479 - Bread Week | Great British Bake You Off to Sleep S12/C9 E3

    · 1 h 12 min · Episode 1479

    Oh golly gosh, it’s time to faff around with my favorite bakers while I reminisce on dimples and thinly sliced swiss. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content…

  17. 1478 - Matriarch of Space Interludes | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 8

    · 1 h 08 min · Episode 1478

    The march of tales will be slow and steady and stringed as Scooter channels his inner Mother Snooze and clouds reach across space to give you a hug if you’d like. These sleepified stories are from the collection…

  18. Processing Boredom | Stan Chronicles 8 | Nuns in Space S2 E8 (from the Vault #701)

    · 1 h 10 min

    Stan takes the mic to talk boredom and changes, soon you'll be processing zzzzzs. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode.…

  19. 1477 - Velvet and Day Glow Dancing | Checking Into Boredom Ep 6

    · 1 h 20 min · Episode 1477

    Misty and mesmerizing will this bedtime story be. Or it might just be about Scooter following the touch of velvet and getting really into moving rocks around. Either way, we’ll meander our way to dreamland. The show…

  20. 1476 - Hollywood Neon and LA Palms | Scoots on a Balcony

    · 1 h 08 min · Episode 1476

    Relax on a balcony with Scoots as the sights and sounds of Los Angeles lull you off to dreamland. It’s Zero Sugar Root Beer O’Clock somewhere. This episode was recorded live from a balcony in Los Angeles. There’s…

  21. Brothers | Snore Trek TNG S4 E3 (from the Vault #702)

    · 1 h 01 min

    Always wanted some more Data? Like an emo chip off the old block, Lore will handle it for you. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a…

  22. 1475 - Gratuitous Yawns | Pickwick 2 | Read With Me | SWM+ Sneak Peek

    · 1 h 09 min · Episode 1475

    Not even Doc Slammer, himself, could keep you from finding dreamland with the help of TT and a kind stranger. This is a reading / adaptation of The Pickwick Papers by Charles Dickens. I’m making it extra boring and…

  23. 1474 - Audio Dusk | All Intros 996 - 999 for Labor Day

    · 1 h 00 min · Episode 1474

    My cup spilleth over with intros and the finer notes on duvet etiquette, but don’t worry because Scoots will be here through the night for the first, second, III, and IV shifts and beyond. The show really needs your…

  24. Celebrated via a Retrospective of Episodes 500-599 (from the Vault #700)

    · 1 h 06 min

    A look back at the tracks this train has covered over the past few years. Thanks for listening. Love songs for metaphors or power ballads? Calling Christopher Cross. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s…

  25. 1473 - Prague Professional Bedtime Storytellers | Bored Game Unboxing

    · 1 h 16 min · Episode 1473

    Hard lakes make interesting fish and unboxing a board game about bedtime storytellers makes for a sleepy wish that will take you off to a dreamland kind of like Prague from 20 years ago. This is an unboxing of a Crab…

  26. 1472 - Spring Awakening Butterfly

    · 1 h 21 min · Episode 1472

    This time around, nature talks back in song as Bernie the Butterfly returns to talk about the chrysalis journeys of us all. Heads up, this episode discusses the musical Spring Awakening, which deals with topics like…

  27. Let One Person Know About the Show!

    · 5:26 · Bonus

    Close your eyes; you are in a limitless, comfortable space with 99 other listeners who have been with the show longer than a year. As those listeners leave the room, or fall asleep or drift away, are you one of the…

  28. My Pillows Are Comforted By The Realization That I'm Okay | Tingler Crossover (from the Vault #698)

    · 1 h 01 min

    Set sail for something as soothing as a tall glass of chocolate milk. A sleepy remix reading of a story by Dr. Chuck Tingle "Puffed in My Pillows by the Living Manifestation That I'm Okay and Everything is Alright”.…

  29. 1471 - Biscuit Week | Great British Bake You Off to Sleep S12/C9 E2

    · 1 h 10 min · Episode 1471

    The path to dreamland will be laced with jam as our bakers make biscuits that are anything but dodgy. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep…

  30. 1470 - Great Frolics | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 7

    · 1 h 13 min · Episode 1470

    I’ll hum and blip a bedtime story about granny muffins, floating marshmallows, and 100 seasons with Mr. Probst. These stories have been sleepified, but they do sometimes touch on more serious subject matter. These…

  31. This is for you if you have been listening LONGER than a YEAR

    · 5:26 · Bonus

    Close your eyes; you are in a limitless, comfortable space with 99 other listeners who have been with the show longer than a year. As those listeners leave the room, or fall asleep or drift away, are you one of the…

  32. Cloudy Hide and Seek | Stan Chronicles 7 | Nuns in Space S2 E7 (from the Vault #696)

    · 57 min

    After smelling baked goods, Scooter and Stan search for a cloud puppy. You'll drift off like a vapor. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser…

  33. 1469 - Hilton Buena Vista Palace | Scoots on a Balcony

    · 1 h 31 min · Episode 1469

    I’ll do some binoculing and tree-spotting as I take in the view of a bucket list balcony. But mostly, I’ll be here to keep you company as we find the path to dreamland. This episode was recorded on location and…

  34. 1468 - Fletch Factor Boredown | Trending Tuesday

    · 1 h 19 min · Episode 1468

    Waka waka waka, let’s you and me talk-a you off to dreamland as the light of the moon floats onto this boredown in a quarry. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus…

  35. Allegiance | Star Trek TNG S3 E18 (from the Vault #697)

    · 59 min

    Dine by candlelight, tonight with Jean Luc. You'll be confused, but you can rest as he is working out all the puzzles. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be…

  36. 1467 - Meandering Barefoot Path | Checking Into Boredom Ep 5

    · 1 h 10 min · Episode 1467

    Scooter’s story will meander like an actual path through the trees while we follow the tactile touch of red clay off to dreamland. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of…

  37. 1466 - T2: Last Playground | Novelizers Crossover

    · 1 h 29 min · Episode 1466

    You can’t smell a flower and blow a whistle at the same time, but you can listen to a sleepy novelization about our old friends John and Mer Nator. Let the muh muh muh of a dirtbike lull you off to dreamland. This is…

  38. If You Have Been Listening Longer Than a Year Please Listen to This

    · 36 min · Bonus

    Close your eyes; you are in a limitless, comfortable space with 99 other listeners who have been with the show longer than a year. As those listeners leave the room, or fall asleep or drift away, are you one of the…

  39. Fun Food, Fun Houses at The Great New York State Fair, Part 2 | Trending Tuesday (from the Vault #695)

    · 59 min

    Sleep will be the attraction as I take a look at all the fun and food around the fair. Since I can’t make it this year, my lulling imagination will have to take me there. This episode contains repeated descriptions of…

  40. 1465 - Cake Week | Great British Bake You Off to Sleep S12/C9 E1

    · 1 h 17 min · Episode 1465

    Our return to the tent will defy gravity as we roll of to dreamland on a river of raspberry ripple. Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two…

  41. Troi’s in Charge | Snore Trek TNG S5 E5 (from the Vault #694)

    · 56 min

    You’ll be sleeping like Brother John by the end of this episode, where Counselor Troi takes command and Picard hangs with the winners of the science fair. This episode is a sleepy recap of Star Trek: The Next…

  42. As Fair as a State Fair, The Great New York State Fair, Part 1 (from the Vault #692)

    · 1 h 00 min

    Some musings about butter sculptures, history and a roller coaster called love. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If…

  43. 1464 - Diaphanous Dandelions | Pickwick 1 | Read With Me | SWM+ Sneak Peek

    · 1 h 08 min · Episode 1464

    Join Scoots as he reads a new old novel and tries to wrap his head around what it means to say a word in the Pickwickian sense. This is a reading / adaptation of The Pickwick Papers by Charles Dickens. I’m making it…

  44. 1463 - Summertime Fearless Flyer Holidays 2025

    · 1 h 16 min · Episode 1463

    A tantalizingly tender path to dreamland lies in the alliterative pages of a Fearless Flyer from last year’s cozy season. Who’re you calling an oblong loaf? Heads up, this episode describes a lot of kinds of food.…

  45. Commander’s Craft Fair | Stan Chronicles 6 | Nuns in Space S2 E6 (from the Vault #693)

    · 1 h 07 min

    Stan is a rock solid best friend. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can…

  46. 1462 - Maple's Grits for Dolly | Checking Into Boredom Ep 4

    · 1 h 17 min · Episode 1462

    Tangerine Tangent will take you off to dreamland faster than I can say mixelplix grits. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus!…

  47. 1461 - Orlando Convention Center | Walk With Me

    · 1 h 03 min · Episode 1461

    I’m walking beyond where the sidewalk ends which just so happens to be the streets of Orlando but also the path to Dreamland. This episode was recorded and features ambient sounds (cars, background music, birds, etc).…

  48. Michael's Gambit | Good Place to Sleep Ep 13 (from the Vault #691)

    · 1 h 08 min

    Close you eyes as we close out the season. As you turn on the night-light, a lightbulb will go off for Eleanor, goodnight. This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place, S1 E13 (”Michael’s Gambit”). This is a…

  49. 1460 - Silliest Gingerbread Surprise | Trending Tales Rarely Told

    · 1 h 25 min · Episode 1460

    A couple tongue-tied moments will lead us down the path to dreamland with a tale about friends and party games and the foibles we share in the deep, dark night. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep…

  50. 1459 - Infinite Space for Dodes | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 6

    · 1 h 11 min · Episode 1459

    Scoots will shuffer you off to dreamland with a few stories that map the stellar cartography of good sleep. These stories have been sleepified, but they do sometimes touch on more serious subject matter. These…

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