Sleep With Me

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1. 1460 - Silliest Gingerbread Surprise | Trending Tales Rarely Told

   14 Jul 2026 · 1 h 25 min · Episode 1460

   A couple tongue-tied moments will lead us down the path to dreamland with a tale about friends and party games and the foibles we share in the deep, dark night. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep…

2. 1459 - Infinite Space for Dodes | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 6

   12 Jul 2026 · 1 h 11 min · Episode 1459

   Scoots will shuffer you off to dreamland with a few stories that map the stellar cartography of good sleep. These stories have been sleepified, but they do sometimes touch on more serious subject matter. These…

3. Promfree | Stan Chronicles 5 | Nuns in Space S2 E5 (from the Vault #690)

   9 Jul 2026 · 1 h 07 min

   Put on your dancing shoes and hang your streams for a night under the stars. Attend a dream prom where you don’t need a date, just joy. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited,…

4. 1458 - Dog Bed Greeting | All Intros 992 - 995

   7 Jul 2026 · 1 h 01 min · Episode 1458

   Forget about finely oiled, I’m just trying to become a finally oiled machine. These intros should help, though, as they guide you off to dreamland while I talk for the umpteenth time about Oscar the Grouch’s legs. The…

5. 1457 - Turtle-Friendly Turtle Wax | All Intros 988 - 991 for 4th of July

   5 Jul 2026 · 54 min · Episode 1457

   This safe place has been pre-stretched by lasers to be extra safe and cozy while intro after intro buffs the path to dreamland like turtle wax on a pair of Zubaz. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep…

6. The Good Place to Sleep | Episodes 11 & 12 (from the Vault #687)

   2 Jul 2026 · 1 h 15 min

   Drift off as our intro reclaims bog sand and Eleanor holds doors to enable your snores. This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place, S1 E11 (”What’s My Motivation”) and S1 E12 (”Mindy St. Claire”). This is a…

7. Mars, Moranis & Curry Seltzer | Pitching Roman | Trending Tuesday (from the Vault #689)

   30 Jun 2026 · 1 h 10 min

   Like the sweet sounds of melodious butter, this story should melt comfortable in your sleepy ears. A real conversation with Roman Mars about bedtime stories leads down a meandering road to me pitching my challenge coin…

8. 1456 - Dino Institute Rover, Part 2 | Brick Builder

   28 Jun 2026 · 1 h 32 min · Episode 1456

   Have I found the right language to describe these new horizons in brick building? Buddy, I’m not sure about anything. Be sure to check out Orlando Parkstop’s STOP HATE fundraiser for the Trevor Project! Let me know if…

9. Letter to a Younger Soda Machine Self | Stan Chronicles Ep 4 | Nuns in Space S2 E4 (from the Vault #686)

   25 Jun 2026 · 1 h 05 min

   We find out the origin of Stan’s name and it is full of numerals, running on and on like the sweet humming at the back of the fridge that keeps your dreams cool…as cool as the James Dean of soda machines. This is a…

10. 1455 - Perfumed Bells | Checking Into Boredom Ep 3

    23 Jun 2026 · 1 h 25 min · Episode 1455

    The perfumed scent of dreamland will lull you off to sleep as a lullaby of bells shares another tale of Noir Chardonnay. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus…

11. 1454 - Before I Dance With You, Mr. Spy | Bored Game Unboxing

    21 Jun 2026 · 1 h 01 min · Episode 1454

    Nestle into your own personal la-lair as I try to understand a master plan that is also just an instruction manual for a different kind of I Spy game. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me…

12. Mothership Connection with Carole King (from the Vault #688)

    18 Jun 2026 · 1 h 02 min

    Slip into a neon ship as Carole King takes the funk out of bedtime. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want…

13. 1453 - Be Our Guest | Trending Tuesday

    16 Jun 2026 · 1 h 20 min · Episode 1453

    Me and a teacup talk about acts of service in song in a way that’ll be as sweet and sleepy as that famous gray stuff. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content…

14. 1452 - Author, Author | Snore Trek Voyager S7 E20

    14 Jun 2026 · 1 h 23 min · Episode 1452

    Victory won’t be hollow but it might be holo tonight as the Starship Vortex, er, Voyager takes you off to dreamland while I try figure out the market for replicated apples. This episode is a sleepy recap of Star Trek:…

15. Smelling Space | Stan Chronicles 3 | Nuns in Space S2 E3 (from the Vault #683)

    11 Jun 2026 · 1 h 01 min

    Stan and Scooter have to deal with a mac and cheesy situation full of spaghetti ohs! Heads up, there’s some descriptions of food in the second half of the episode. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s…

16. 1451 - Frank 14 | Read With Me | SWM+ Sneak Peek

    9 Jun 2026 · 1 h 17 min · Episode 1451

    Our story comes to an end as Vic and Frankie get some sleep and Walton heads back to his sister. This reading of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein has been sleepified as much as possible, but there are unavoidable…

17. 1450 - Drury Plaza Hotel Orlando | Ray on a Balcony

    7 Jun 2026 · 1 h 11 min · Episode 1450

    A slew of second stories will act like steps to dreamland as my neighbor Ray talks about hotel history, walkin’ for the fun of it, and nice, flat pillows. This episode was recorded on location, so it features some…

18. Cloud Tower (from the Vault #685)

    4 Jun 2026 · 1 h 02 min

    Tonight’s story will have you dancing across the sky like the cream inside some breaking clouds. A tower watches the traffic to a magical place with mud bogs and Rudolph. This is a special release from the SWM Vault.…

19. 1449 - Mechanical Music Man | Checking Into Boredom Ep 2

    2 Jun 2026 · 1 h 34 min · Episode 1449

    Would you care for a bedtime story, m’lays? Well, we’ve got one here, care of Sundries Supervisor, that should provide a safe place to find dreamland while Scooter drones on about music festivals and a hot tub that’s…

20. 1448 - Dino Institute Rover, Part 1 | Brick Builder

    31 May 2026 · 1 h 17 min · Episode 1448

    Somehow my ability to explain brick-building instructions has become even more convoluted, but that’s okay because where there’s a will, there’s a forte. Be sure to check out Orlando Parkstop’s STOP HATE fundraiser…

21. The Good Place to Sleep | Episodes 9 & 10 (from the Vault #684)

    28 May 2026 · 59 min

    Soft Serve vs Frozen Yogurt vs Ice Cream will be the swirls that ladle the cream into your dream. This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place, S1 E9 (”…Someone Likes Me as a Member”) and S1 E10 (”Chidi’s…

22. 1447 - Infinite Book of Inkjets | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 5

    26 May 2026 · 1 h 08 min · Episode 1447

    Swirls of cyan and magenta and black show us the way to dreamland as Scooter tells some stories about pulling from the Meh Pile and getting the first three free. These stories have been sleepified, but they do…

23. 1446 - Underbelly of Clouds | All Intros 983 - 986 for Memorial Day

    24 May 2026 · 1 h 02 min · Episode 1446

    Wave upon tasty wave will buoy you along as Scooter tries to fill the empty pail of his mind with thoughts on loofahs, bamboo chimes, and going Full Limbic. Enjoy this collection of intros for the holiday weekend! The…

24. The Good Place to Sleep | Eps 7 & 8 (from the Vault #680)

    21 May 2026 · 1 h 04 min

    Fancy boots are made for sleep and that's just what you'll do! This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place, S1 E7 (”The Eternal Shriek”) and S1 E8 (”Most Improved Player”). This is a special release from the SWM…

25. 1445 - Banana Butter | A Succession of Restful Developments Ep 5

    19 May 2026 · 1 h 10 min · Episode 1445

    Scooter will cater to you with a tale as meandering and pliable as perfectly temperate butter. You might not dream about organizational double binds like Michael but you’ll certainly find the stairway to dreamland.…

26. 1444 - Leaf Peep Creek | Walk With Me

    17 May 2026 · 1 h 04 min · Episode 1444

    We’ll egress through the Woods of my Not Youth and the crunch of leaves will lull you off to sleep while I try to describe the color of old paper. This episode was recorded on location. It contains ambient noise…

27. Totes Bernie the Butterfly | Nature Talks Back (from the Vault #681)

    14 May 2026 · 1 h 04 min

    Bernie the Butterfly returns to the show to talk tote bags and “5 Seconds of Summer”. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new…

28. 1443 - Frank 13 | Read With Me | SWM+ Sneak Peek

    12 May 2026 · 1 h 20 min · Episode 1443

    Vic prepares to receive his award for Most Resilient Person Ever but first has to take one more trip. This reading of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein has been sleepified as much as possible, but there are unavoidable…

29. 1442 - Forager | Checking Into Boredom Ep 1

    10 May 2026 · 1 h 27 min · Episode 1442

    It’s time to check in to a new series that will be very sleepy and very modular as the borer-in-residence tries to get to the bottom of the very serious business of nonsense. The show really needs your help right now.…

30. The Good Place to Sleep | Eps 5 & 6 (from the Vault #677)

    7 May 2026 · 1 h 05 min

    Like the wild horses this should carry you away, with a smile on your face. Right to a mill named John Stuart. Heads up, this episode includes mentions of clowns. Feel free to skip this one if that's not your cup of…

31. 1441 - Scone Secret Club Forever | Snore Trek Deep Space Nine S6 E18

    5 May 2026 · 1 h 18 min · Episode 1441

    I’ll dance the neurosynaptic boogie woogie off to dreamland as I recap a sleepy episode of Deep Space Nine but mostly try to get to the bottom of how Starfleet cleans their uniforms. This episode (kind of) recaps Star…

32. 1440 - Windy's Diner | May the Fourth Be With You

    3 May 2026 · 1 h 20 min · Episode 1440

    Windy Marstrap and Dewey the Dewback return to talk about diners, secret menus, and intergalactic branding opportunities. Don’t mind me, I’m just setting up this double blind blue milk taste test. Heads up, there is…

33. Artist’s Journey | Stan Chronicles 2 | Nuns in Space 2 (from the Vault #679)

    30 Apr 2026 · 1 h 00 min

    Scooter and Stan make the most of their situation, with an artist’s journey right into the jaws of love. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little…

34. 1439 - Nap Divine | Crossover

    28 Apr 2026 · 1 h 14 min · Episode 1439

    Sir Cadian’s rhythms will have you lulling off to dreamland as Scoots pays tribute to a friend and naps of all kinds. Be sure to listen to Matt Hoffman’s new podcast Bub & Pop! And check out his newsletter, to nap,…

35. 1438 - La Cava | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 4

    26 Apr 2026 · 1 h 14 min · Episode 1438

    Scoots is getting silly like straws and string as he reads a story about headsets and a nice kind of weightiness. These stories are from the collection Nothing Works, Everything Happens by Aiyas Aya. This episode…

36. Tahani and Jason | The Good Place to Sleep S1 E3&4 (from the Vault #674)

    23 Apr 2026 · 52 min

    Look around at all the dreamy details in the good place. Heads up, this episode mentions clowns a few times. They are mentioned in a sleepy way, but feel free to skip this one if that’s not your cup of tea. This…

37. 1437 - Doggy Bag Boundary | A Succesion of Restful Developments Ep 4

    21 Apr 2026 · 22 min · Episode 1437

    And the award for most dreamy, meandering recap goes to tonight’s episode about tall bushes, chronological limbo, and thousands of hundreds of boats. This episode (kind of) recaps Arrested Development S1 E4 (”Key…

38. 1436 - Making of Get Besos in the Sky PI

    19 Apr 2026 · 1 h 12 min · Episode 1436

    Cozy up with the fuzzy bud of your choice as I go behind the scenes on this mashup series and try to identify the fulcrum point of creative constraint. Heads up, this series is set in the Big Farm. I've done my best…

39. The Lemonade Experience (from the Vault #678)

    16 Apr 2026 · 1 h 00 min

    A perfect view, with the perfect drink, made for relaxing whether it is country time or bedtime. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a…

40. 1435 - Fanthropology | Trending Tuesday

    14 Apr 2026 · 1 h 10 min · Episode 1435

    Your favorite sentient lump of lentils is here to teach us about the palaces within us and the journeys of friendship you can find along one famous creek. This episode was recorded in January before James Van Der Beek…

41. 1434 - Salt Bloom | Crossover

    12 Apr 2026 · 1 h 12 min · Episode 1434

    We’ll bob along in a buoyant, saline slumber as Scooter tells us about a brave little captain and its search for friends. Enjoy this crossover tribute to Salt Bloom. You can learn more about the series and Local Files…

42. The Stan Chronicles Ep 1 | Nuns in Space S2 E1 (from the Vault #676)

    9 Apr 2026 · 58 min

    Where better to be waiting than in a cloud with your best friend. The best way out? Encouragement of his artistic side. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be…

43. 1433 - Grapes of Khan Part 2 | Snore Trek

    7 Apr 2026 · 1 h 10 min · Episode 1433

    Our sensors indicate that we’ve got some fairly dated references incoming. Fortunately, the friendship of Kirk and Spock is enough to keep us warm and safe on a bed of jello jigglers that will wobble us off to…

44. 1432 - Frank 12 | Read With Me | SWM+ Sneak Peek

    6 Apr 2026 · 49 min · Episode 1432

    Let the sounds of plopping leaves carry you off to dreamland as Vic comes home and learns about joy tiredness. This reading of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein has been sleepified as much as possible, but there are…

45. Ray’s Pirates of the Caribbean (from the Vault #675)

    2 Apr 2026 · 58 min

    A slow meandering boat ride with a moment-by-moment, meandering analysis of two theme park attractions with the same name by a man who loves both. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and…

46. 1431 - Sibley / Huckleberry Preserve | Walk With Me

    31 Mar 2026 · 1 h 21 min · Episode 1431

    My mind will wander and loop like the trails of Sibley Preserve as a path of firs and shrubs guide you off to dreamland. This episode was recorded on location. It contains ambient noise (animal sounds, car sounds,…

47. 1430 - Parade of Charades | Trending Tuesday

    29 Mar 2026 · 1 h 15 min · Episode 1430

    Settle into a perfectly tempered pocket of your own design as I tell a tale never told about six weeks in September, the middle of the Earth, and a lot of charades. The show really needs your help right now. Keep…

48. The Good Place to Sleep | S1 E1&2 (from the Vault #670)

    26 Mar 2026 · 1 h 00 min

    Tonight's sleep will be as heavenly as sweet swirls of fro-yo, flavored with with box-tie dreams. Heads up, this episode contains repeated mentions of red-nosed circus friends and a man whose name is Gummer but with…

49. 1429 - Nanofeather Baseball | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 3

    24 Mar 2026 · 1 h 13 min · Episode 1429

    I’m gettin’ all interludey with it as I reinterpret some readings and do my best to describe nanofeathers. These stories are from the collection Nothing Works, Everything Happens by Aiyas Aya. This episode includes…

50. 1428 - Countdown in the Sky | Get Besos in the Sky PI 19

    22 Mar 2026 · 18 min · Episode 1428

    We’ll press pause on our tale for now as I do my best impression of the weather. All will be well, according to Richie and James and Simon and G and DK. Heads up, this series is set in the Big Farm. I've done my best…