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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya features a pair of grizzled gay ghouls sitting on chairs, holding microphones, and discussing their fabulous lives in Tinseltown. (featuring occasional forays into movies, television shows, and air-conditioning) The New York Times called them models, moguls, actors, influencers, drag queens, RuPaul's Drag Race contestants, and even humanoids. If one thing can be said about these two preternaturally gorgeous queens' podcast, it's that Trixie and Katya find the sheer, unadulterated beauty of pure insanity. Tune in every week to experience the auditory pleasure that is The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya.

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  1. The Trixie Mattel Center for Turntable Excellence with Trixie and Katya

    · 45 min · Episode 240 · Explicit

    Attention aspiring disc technicians! At Trixie’s Greater Milwaukee Center for Turntable Excellence, you’ll receive comprehensive instruction in cross-fader voltage modulation, cue-point bias alignment, and real-time…

  2. Your Fingers are Rivers of Intention with Trixie and Katya

    · 45 min · Episode 239

    Do you dream of living a life of romance, success, and not being a social disgrace as you awkwardly tap at your keyboard like a Dickensian ghost? With 3 easy payments of $99.99, you can be the proud owner of the year's…

  3. Elvira's Planet of the Glamazonian Ghouls with Trixie

    · 35 min · Episode 238 · Explicit

    In the twilight hush of a Burbank podcast studio, Trixie finds herself opposite the immortal Elvira, Mistress of the Dark: the legendary Cassandra Peterson! Upon the mist of their delightfully macabre conversation lays…

  4. Let No Bannister Go Un-Cobwebbed with Trixie and Katya

    · 54 min · Episode 237 · Explicit

    Friends, fans, and fellow seekers of the sublime; it is I, Trixie Mattel. Lend me your trembling hearts, for the hour of All Hallows' Eve draws nigh, and with it, my home shall rise from shadowed mediocrity into gothic…

  5. Bosco and Goblin Drag Prerequisites with Katya

    · 1 h 01 min · Episode 236 · Explicit

    In alignment with Bald, LLC's ongoing corporate initiative to foster dialogue in the fields of glamour, aesthetics, and brand synergy, SVP of Novelty T-Shirts Katya Zamolodchikova is pleased to engage in a high-level…

  6. Bob the Drag Queen Heralds the Birth of Katya's Pussycat with Katya

    · 59 min · Episode 235 · Explicit

    Hear ye, dear listeners! Mark the annals of human history, for contained herein is a tale so resplendent, so epoch-defining, that even the stars themselves lean closer to listen. On this fateful day, the cosmos bore…

  7. Irene The Alien's Ephemeral Visit to the Terrestrial Realm with Katya

    · 55 min · Episode 234

    Irene The Alien travels across the cold infinities of space for a brief descent to converse with the singular earthling amongst earthlings: Katya. They discuss, with the tranquil gravity of deep space, the paradox of…

  8. Wigs, Weapons & Wisdom: A Three-Act Tête-à-Tête with Trixie and Katya

    · 46 min · Episode 233 · Explicit

    In this impeccably-coiffed episode, Trixie and Katya luxuriate in the cultural gravitas of wigs: those mercurial crowns of artifice, seduction, and spectacle. Act Two detonates with an opulent, penetrating dissection…

  9. RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7 Eps 11 to 14: "Le Finalé Débonnaire Extraordinaire" with Trixie and Katya

    · 1 h 04 min · Episode 232 · Explicit

    In a candle-lit chamber filled with the velveted echoes of hazy remembrance, Trixie and Katya unveil the ultimate quadrilogy of reminiscence. Prepare thyselves for episodes 11 through 14 of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 7;…

  10. RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7 Eps 9 & 10: "Prancing, Poo, and Panache" with Trixie and Katya

    · 55 min · Episode 231 · Explicit

    Latch your steamer trunk and press your travel slacks, as Trixie and Katya summon you for a grand tour through the jeweled harbors of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 7, Episodes 9 and 10. Like discerning aesthetes adrift…

  11. RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7 Ep 8: "Cosmic Twins Rising" with Trixie and Katya

    · 51 min · Episode 230 · Explicit

    The stars have spoken and celestial forces have aligned as Trixie and Katya gaze backwards in time through the planetary veil to Episode 8 of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 7. According to famed Houston Chronicle astrologer…

  12. RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7 Eps 5, 6, & 7: "Wigs, Woe, & Redemption" with Trixie and Katya

    · 1 h 06 min · Episode 229 · Explicit

    A storm of lace bodices and shattered dreams erupts as Trixie and Katya revisit Episodes 5, 6, and 7, where the workroom transformed into a bloody battlefield and destiny itself teetered on stilettos. Katya, radiant…

  13. RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7 Ep 4: "A Soufflé of Judgement & Humiliation" with Trixie and Katya

    · 56 min · Episode 228

    This evening's Auberge du Bald prix fixe menu opens with a velvety consommé of critiques simmered to perfection as Trixie and Katya revisit Episode 4 of Season 7, ladling out a slightly tart first course of humiliation…

  14. RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7 Ep 3: "ShakesQueer, Sewing, & Excuses" with Trixie and Katya

    · 54 min · Episode 227 · Explicit

    Today’s forecast predicts a heavy downpour of sewing machine mishaps, zipper malfunctions, and a strong chance of Ru's outsize expectations. Expect gusts of flimsy excuses sweeping in from the west, as poorly…

  15. RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7 Ep 2: "Trauma & Moby" with Trixie and Katya

    · 58 min · Episode 226 · Explicit

    On the latest Drag Race Season 7 reminiscence, Trixie and Katya relive the transformative chaos of Episode 2, where challenges were confusing, tensions ran high, and eyebrows ran even higher. With unfiltered…

  16. RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7 Ep 1: "Origins" with Trixie and Katya

    · 1 h 07 min · Episode 225 · Explicit

    You are cordially invited to the first Drag Race Season 7 Reminiscence, a decadent audio dégustation featuring Miss Trixie Mattel and Madame Katya Zamolodchikova. The first course is an amuse-bouche of backstage…

  17. The Land of a Thousand Fjords: Live from Norway with Trixie and Katya!

    · 1 h 34 min · Episode 224 · Explicit

    Live from the Svalbard Global Seed Vault, Trixie and Katya dodge reindeer traffic jams and a military parade led by a literal knighted Brigadier penguin named Sir Nils Olav, all in a valiant effort to bring you yet…

  18. Stockholm Syndrome: Live from Sweden with Trixie and Katya!

    · 1 h 36 min · Episode 223 · Explicit

    Live from the historic Djurgårdscirkus theater in Stockholm, join us as we dive headfirst into the frosty fjords of Sweden! From government-funded moose warning signs to the national obsession with fermented fish that…

  19. Tammie Brown's Tallywhacker Extravaganza with Trixie and Katya

    · 55 min · Episode 222

    The otherworldly icon herself, Tammie Brown, returns for another deliriously unhinged chat as the trio dives headfirst into the sky-high rents of Provincetown, the socio-political effects of pube-dying, and why Tammie…

  20. Deep Emotional Healing Through Home Decor with Trixie and Katya

    · 50 min · Episode 221 · Explicit

    The break-up was rough, but looking around the house, the realization hit me: enough time had passed. The house felt hollow, the memories mere echoes as the walls finally exhaled. It was time for a new beginning. A new…

  21. Pokémon 101 is Now in Session with Trixie and Katya

    · 50 min · Episode 220 · Explicit

    Ninntenndo America, Inc. Announces Two New Pokémon Arriving in 2026!: Trixioohh is a deranged Fairy/Plastic type Pokémon evolved from a cursed eyeliner found in the haunted Ross store on La Brea Avenue. With moves…

  22. Book a Ride with Beyonce's Balloons Today! with Trixie and Katya

    · 53 min · Episode 219 · Explicit

    Calling all señiores and señoritas! Book your tickets today and soar above Mexico City with Beyoncé’s Balloons: the only luxury hot air balloon experience where altitude meets attitude! Founded by Trixie and Katya…

  23. Welcome to Bald's Gym! with Trixie and Katya

    · 55 min · Episode 218 · Explicit

    Have you looked in the mirror lately and thought to yourself, "Ewww..."? Well "Ewww" no longer, friends. Come on down to Bald’s Gym! Where abs are churned, not earned, and you sculpt your body not into a Greek god, but…

  24. Kristen Schaal and the Relativity of Time & Collarbones with Trixie and Katya

    · 1 h 00 min · Episode 217 · Explicit

    Lords, Ladies, and Theydies! By royal decree and under the ever-watchful eye of our potentate and monarch King Emmanuel Podcast IV, Esq. — prepare thyselves for a presence most prodigious and profound! Now entering the…

  25. Lifting the Gossamer Curtain to the Other Side with Trixie and Katya

    · 49 min · Episode 216 · Explicit

    If you need answers about your past life, we're here to help. As we gaze into the swirling mists of the unknown, we're seeing you. Not "you," but rather a past you. You're wearing a funny hat and white stockings.…

  26. One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

    · 47 min · Episode 215 · Explicit

    Do you love the idea of space travel, but hate the color blue and happen to be super gay? Introducing Pink Horizon! The universe’s first fabulously queer space exploration company. Final frontier? More like fierce…

  27. Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray

    · 49 min · Episode 214 · Explicit

    From the new OUTtv series Wish You Were Queer, Michael Henry and Tim Murray regale Trixie and Katya with epic tales of suburban cruising permits, the epicurean superiority of Chili's, and a hook-up debate as old as…

  28. With Love, The Balds with Trixie and Katya

    · 48 min · Episode 213 · Explicit

    Greetings, you luminous kitchen sprites! Today, we’re embarking on a journey — not just of baking, but of awakening your lifestyle & fashion demon through the delicate magic of edible flowers. Because why just eat cake…

  29. Take Us Back to Gawd's Country with Trixie and Katya

    · 43 min · Episode 212 · Explicit

    In the depths of the city of angels, where devilish sinners prance, There live two drag queens, luring innocent souls to Gomorrah with their twisted dance. With rainbow flags flying, amidst the woke chaos no one can…

  30. You're Someone or You're Someone Else with Trixie and Katya

    · 48 min · Episode 211 · Explicit

    Chunky or creamy, innie or outie, hot or cold, tall or short, spicy or mild, text or call, sweet or sour, clean or dirty, gentle or rough, baked or fried, wet or dry, pizza or pasta, confetti or glitter, loud or quiet,…

  31. Download the "CruciPeep" App Today! with Trixie and Katya

    · 45 min · Episode 210 · Explicit

    As we enter the final lead-up to Easter Sunday, let us all reflect on the many blessings we have in our lives, including the magical marshmallow carbohydrate bombs: Peeps. This Lent, download CruciPeep from the App…

  32. Tee-El-Cee Presents: Extreme Rumspringa! with Trixie and Katya

    · 45 min · Episode 209 · Explicit

    In a world where Amish tradition meets secular temptation, six Amish youths will be tested like never before. Watch as these impressionable young adults from Lancaster County are thrown into the outside world where…

  33. The Bald Driving School: Where Automotive Dreams Come True with Trixie and Katya

    · 51 min · Episode 208 · Explicit

    Is your spouse sick of your night terrors involving narrow driveways and parallel parking? Does the thought of merging onto a freeway during rush hour make your perineum perspire? We here at The Bald Driving School are…

  34. A Public Service Announcement for Our Fans with Trixie and Katya

    · 54 min · Episode 207 · Explicit

    Dearest Trixie and Katya fans: it has come to our attention that ye, the huddled malodorous masses of the proletariat who worship at the altar of our eternal magnificence, have come to the falsely-held belief that…

  35. Huffin' at Macca's with Trixie and Katya

    · 48 min · Episode 206 · Explicit

    This Summer, visit beautiful Australia and experience Brisbane’s sights, sounds, and especially the smells! You can island-hop by helicopter, hike to hidden waterfalls, or relax at one of Brisbane's acclaimed new…

  36. Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya

    · 59 min · Episode 205 · Explicit

    In a historical socio-political context, "appeasement" is defined as a diplomatic negotiation between parties where one party makes political, material, or territorial concessions to the other party (the aggressor)…

  37. A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya

    · 42 min · Episode 204 · Explicit

    Blueberry season is on its way and this Summer, prepare for that special vacation to Disneyland by clearing out your tired old mocktail recipes, your social calendar, and your stomach contents! This week we're making…

  38. The Bald and the Beautiful: Tokyo Drift with Trixie and Katya

    · 52 min · Episode 203 · Explicit

    From the makers of The Fast and the Furioustest and 2 Fast 2 Fastiest comes the highest-octane installment of the hit movie franchise ever! When convicted felon and secret drag queen Jonathan "Turbo Titties" Callahan…

  39. All Hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster with Trixie and Katya

    · 43 min · Episode 202 · Explicit

    I believe in one god, the Noodle Almighty, maker of marinara and meatballs, of all pasta visible and invisible, born of the semolina before all ages, fettuccine to fusilli, ravioli to rigatoni, bucatini to…

  40. Employing Pillow Talk to Build Intimacy with Trixie and Katya

    · 52 min · Episode 201

    Do you ever glance over at your partner and feel like they're a million miles away, both physically and emotionally? While we all know that building a connection is hard work, it also requires vulnerability and a…

  41. Finding Balance Through Dialectism & Chicken with Trixie and Katya

    · 45 min · Episode 200 · Explicit

    The opposing forces of the yin and the yang are alive and well in 2025: Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni; TikTok and the Absence of TikTok; Emilia Perez and Good Taste. With the dizzying start to the year that has many…

  42. Hot Loads Delivered Straight to Your Door with Trixie and Katya

    · 48 min · Episode 199 · Explicit

    It's that time of year yet again! Are you ready for the big sports game? If you have lots of manly men coming over to root for their favorite athletic team, you're gonna need quite the spread, Jack! Introducing…

  43. Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!

    · 27 min · Bonus · Explicit

    From executive producers Trixie & Katya comes the absolutely brilliant, gloriously gonzo, and extraordinarily entertaining The Kelly Mantle Show! Each week, Kelly Mantle invites special celebrity guests to endure the…

  44. The Queen Mary's Evacuee Jerk Game with Trixie and Katya

    · 47 min · Episode 198 · Explicit

    All aboard! This year, book a tantalizing stay on The Queen Mary as you evacuate any one of Southern California’s various natural disasters. Our arousing accommodations await in your very own Self-Love-Stateroom,…

  45. Escaping L.A. with Six Wigs and a PS5 with Trixie and Katya

    · 35 min · Episode 197 · Explicit

    Our hearts go out to all those affected by the catastrophic wildfires in Los Angeles County. We hope that this week's episode, recorded in our car as we evacuated Hollywood due to the Sunset Fire, offers a brief…

  46. Kelly Mantle's Trixie the Cable Girl Nightmare with Trixie and Katya

    · 48 min · Episode 196 · Explicit

    'Twas a dark, menacing Los Angeles winter's eve, with nary a soul walking the deserted streets of West Hollywood. A strong, dry Santa Ana wind blew down from the mountain passes to make one's skin itch and nerves curl.…

  47. Men Lie for It, Women Cry for It:“Noodle Madness!” with Trixie and Katya

    · 46 min · Episode 195 · Explicit

    The dawning of a new year is a time for fun and jokes and ice cream cones. It's a time for Q&A podcast episodes and trips to the West Hollywood Gateway Shopping Center for a chocolate malt with your steady gal or guy.…

  48. A Holiday Sausage Express Delivery with Trixie and Katya

    · 49 min · Episode 194 · Explicit

    Don't miss The Hallmarque Channel's newest Christmas classic, "A Very Special Holiday Sausage," premiering Christmas Eve! When the gorgeous neighborhood delivery guy, Lance, turns his attentions to recently-divorced…

  49. Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie

    · 51 min · Episode 193 · Explicit

    What happens to a dream deferred? A dream filled with tight outfits, latex boots, and furs? A dream saturated with showmanship, physicality, and wholesome recreation for both him and her? A dream of Bob: "Bob the…

  50. Bruce Vilanch's New Hyundai Has a Blind Spot with Trixie

    · 42 min · Episode 192 · Explicit

    If one were to print out all of Bruce Vilanch's writing, acting, and producing credits on a dot-matrix printer and lay that continuous piece of paper on the ground, it would encircle the world approximately one hundred…

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