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The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

300 episodes

Tim Dillon is a comedian and tour guide. He’s very excited to give you a tour of the end of the world. Each week from a porch in Los Angeles he shares apocalyptic visions with his friends and berates a local diner.

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  1. 518 - Vivek Ramaswamy, French Riots, & The MAGA Cult

    · 1 h 13 min

    Tim discusses the documentary “NAZA” about IDF operations in Gaza, violent riots spreading across France, Vivek Ramaswamy running a campaign ad alleging his opponent lied about her childhood abuse, the Ukraine War…

  2. 517 - Trump’s Bimbos, Live-Streamed Executions, & Crumbl Cookies

    · 1 h 11 min

    Tim discusses the new Press Secretary Katie Zacharia and Ambassador Kimberly Guilfoyle both being forced out of their jobs, Pete Hegseth wanting to livestream an execution, Crumbl Cookies collapsing their business…

  3. 516 - Jane Doe, Russian Plague, & The Black Epstein

    · 1 h 08 min

    Tim discusses the global panic over news of a Russian Plague in Siberia, the Cornell 7 story becoming more complicated as leaked texts and phone calls resurface, Diddy’s life after prison, an attack on a plane full of…

  4. 515 - The Cornell 7, Bari Weiss, & A Botched Execution

    · 1 h 13 min

    Tim discusses the Cornell 7 case and why college is over, death row inmate Christa Pike surviving a lethal injection, and Bari Weiss trying stand up comedy while giving Peter Thiel an award. Become a Friend Of The…

  5. 514 - Netanyahu In New York, Nepo Babies, & “The View”

    · 1 h 09 min

    Tim discusses Benjamin Netanyahu’s address to the UN General Assembly in New York, Sonny Hostin from “The View” explaining why she sold her likeness to an AI company, tech bros having a hard time dating, Nepo Baby…

  6. 513 - Ed Sheeran, Sydney Sweeney, & Kash Patel’s Pet Fetish

    · 1 h 01 min

    Tim discusses the Ed Sheeran controversy, Kash Patel making a fool of himself yet again, Mitch McConnell returning to the Senate somehow still alive, the Sydney Sweeney outrage, and AI CEO’s trying to fix their image.…

  7. 512 - 9/11, Netanyahu, & Artificial Annihilation

    · 1 h 07 min

    Tim reminisces on 9/11 and what it did to our country. He also discusses a bombshell article claiming Netanyahu was warned of a major attack before October 7th, George Bush telling Americans we forgot the lessons of…

  8. 511 - JD Vance, Drafted To Iran, & The End Times

    · 1 h 11 min

    Tim discusses Rosie O'Donnell singing in a choir with Epstein survivors, a Jerusalem Post article about how young Americans should pay off debt by fighting in Iran, a stabbing in Times Square, and JD Vance telling us…

  9. 510 - Lindsay Clancy, Darline Graham, & The American Woman

    · 1 h 08 min

    Tim discusses the Lindsay Clancy trial and the support it has drawn from American mothers, a woman who converted to Islam and planned an attack in New York, Russia's increasingly dangerous proximity to war, and Darline…

  10. 509 - Meghan and Harry, Classic Trump, & $40 Trillion In Debt

    · 1 h 14 min

    Tim discusses Prince Harry and Meghan Markle announcing their return to the UK, Trump inviting a lifeguard to the White House to congratulate his heroism, Walmart reporting their weakest sales in years, and the US…

  11. 508 - Overboard in Iran, Savannah Guthrie, & ICE Electric Gloves

    · 1 h 02 min

    Tim discusses American sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln in Iran jumping overboard, Savannah Guthrie interviewing Chrissy Metz about taking weight loss drugs, ICE using electric gloves, the fallout from Taco Bell’s…

  12. 507 - Perez Hilton, Trump’s Lies, & Data Center Detonation

    · 1 h 07 min

    Tim discusses Perez Hilton’s disturbing Tik Tok livestream, Donald Trump’s continued threats against Iran and how his only way forward is to lie, why social media isn’t fun anymore, and a story about a Georgia family…

  13. 506 - Influencer Poison, Trump’s Lifeguard & The Migrant Summer

    · 1 h 05 min

    Tim discusses how influencers have ruined the dining experience, why privacy is now a luxury, the teenage lifeguard who got invited to the White House by Donald Trump, Miriam Adelson paying tribute to Lindsey Graham,…

  14. 505 - Andrew Tate, A Socialist Makeover, & The Demise Of Red Robin

    · 1 h 18 min

    Tim discusses Andrew Tate and his brother facing new charges of sexual misconduct, Lindsey Graham’s sister taking her brothers seat in the US Senate, the Democratic Socialist Party needing to clean up their image, Red…

  15. 504 - Lindsey Graham, Invading Iran & The Summer of Sh*t

    · 1 h 14 min

    Tim discusses the mysterious and sudden passing of Senator Lindsey Graham, Donald Trump’s speech complaining about voting fraud, an impending US invasion of Iran, JD Vance going on Joe Rogan’s podcast to discuss…

  16. Teen Takeovers & Netanyahu’s New Nightmare | The Tim Dillon Show #503

    · 1 h 09 min

    Tim discusses the concerning trend known as 'Teen Takeovers', like the one that shut down Newport Beach on the 4th of July, and how a company like Palantir may step in to help. Tim also talks about Netanyahu calling…

  17. 502 - Celebrating 250 Years: A Very Special Episode

    · 1 h 00 min

    Tim celebrates this 4th of July by painting a perfect picture of the grotesque beauty that is America: A land of opportunity at the expense of sanity, 250 years and counting… from Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's…

  18. 501 - Donald Trump’s Endgame

    · 1 h 18 min

    Tim is joined by journalists Jonathan Swan and Maggie Haberman to discuss their new book “Regime Change” which covers the first year of Donald Trump’s second presidency. They discuss Trump forcing America into Iran,…

  19. 500 - Iran’s Baddie Era & The Data Center Destiny

    · 1 h 26 min

    For the 500th episode Tim discusses JD Vance positioning himself for a presidential run, the 14-point deal to end the Iran War, a leaked members list of Peter Thiel’s secret society, teenagers having nothing to do…

  20. 499 - Iran Forever, Belfast Riots, & College Commencement

    · 1 h 12 min

    Tim discusses vice president JD Vance saying the Iran War would be “history” in a year, Knicks fans assaulting Spurs fans in the NBA Finals, rioting in Belfast after a migrant knife attack, Noah Baumbach’s awful…

  21. 498 - Backrooms, Spencer Pratt, & The D’Amelio Family Disaster

    · 1 h 09 min

    Tim discusses the success of the Backrooms movie and how it's inspiring the wrong people, Spencer Pratt's doomed run for LA Mayor, the tragic story of Henry Nowak in the UK, Tik Tok influencer Charlie D'Amelio accusing…

  22. 497 - Thomas Massie, Kevin O'Leary, & The American Psyop

    · 1 h 02 min

    Tim discusses congressman Thomas Massie's loss to Ed Gallrein in the Kentucky primary, the most expensive in US history. He also discusses the coming food shortages as a result of the Iran War, Kevin O'Leary telling…

  23. 496 - USA vs. China, Spencer Pratt, & A Heist

    · 1 h 01 min

    Tim discusses a legal issue that arose from his Netflix Is A Joke show, his last minute trip to London, Spencer Pratt's increasingly ridiculous run for LA Mayor, & Trump's visit to China and why America needs to stop…

  24. 495 - Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies

    · 1 h 10 min

    Tim discusses his Netflix Is A Joke show, the end of Mark Zuckerberg's Meta, how the platform ruined Boomer's lives, babies addicted to iPads, & the global fear of a Hantavirus outbreak from a cruise ship. Become a…

  25. 494 - Alien Invasion & Trapped Trump

    · 1 h 03 min

    Tim discusses the sudden push by the US government to release UFO files, Trump being stuck in the Iran conflict with no easy way out, the assassination attempt at the White House correspondents dinner, and Erika Kirk’s…

  26. 493 - The Palantir Manifesto & My Manifesto

    · 1 h 18 min

    Tim discusses the 'Palantir Manifesto' that CEO Alex Karp posted on X, reacts to Tucker Carlson apologizing for endorsing Donald Trump, describes how technology has ruined the last decade, and shares his own manifesto…

  27. 492 - Eric Swalwell, The Great Layoff, & We Endorse Katie Porter

    · 1 h 16 min

    Tim discusses how malls are a thing of the past, the emerging trend of companies laying off massive amounts of employees at once, politician Eric Swalwell resigning from congress after sex crimes allegations surfaced,…

  28. 491 - Bombing Beirut, Back To Butler & Melania’s Mission

    · 1 h 08 min

    Tim revisits the Butler assassination attempt on Donald Trump, wonders why Israel bombed Lebanon 100 times in 10 minutes, paints an accurate picture of California's 'thriving' economy, watches Melania Trump make an…

  29. 490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy

    · 1 h 00 min

    Tim discusses the recent scandal involving Kristi Noem's husband and his big fake milkers. He also discusses Pam Bondi being fired, Kash Patel's hacked emails, how the Iran War is a critical mistake for the US, and why…

  30. 489 - Melania’s Humanoid, Missing Scientists, & A Podcast Scam

    · 1 h 06 min

    Tim discusses the LaGuardia airport crash, an interesting email that he thought was from Amy Poehler, Melania Trump unveiling the humanoid robot “Plato” at the White House, the current status of the Iran War, and the…

  31. 488 - Bibi, Genghis Khan, & The Decency To Stay Home

    · 53 min

    Tim discusses the online rumor that Benjamin Netanyahu is no longer alive, watches Pete Hegseth try to explain the war in Iran, reads about a homeless man who fought a Waymo, tells Americans to stop traveling during…

  32. 487 - Iran, Looksmaxxing, & The Rapture

    · 59 min

    Tim discusses what a disaster the Iran war is, Donald Trump endorsing Jake Paul for political office, influencers who are trapped in Dubai, explosives thrown near Zohran Mamdani's home, and how Clavicular is the final…

  33. 486 - Emergency Podcast: Iran, Israel, & Imminent Destruction

    · 1 h 30 min

    Tim is joined by journalists Ryan Grim and Jeremy Scahill to discuss the chaotic conflict in Iran, how Israel may have influenced US action in the region, the economic impact of a Middle Eastern war, and what the end…

  34. 485 - Kash Patel, Into Iran, & A Missing Leg

    · 1 h 14 min

    Tim discusses the story of a homeless man stealing a leg from a crime scene, Kash Patel making an appearance at the Winter Olympics, the US starting a war with Iran, the impending AI revolution, California politician…

  35. 484 - Epstein, Wexner, & The Great Silverware Heist

    · 1 h 23 min

    Tim discusses billionaire Les Wexner alleging he was “conned” by longtime friend Jeffrey Epstein, Mexican trans furries, the US potentially going to war with Iran, the Winter Olympics, and Kash Patel appearing on Dan…

  36. 483 - Bondi, Baal, and the Dow

    · 1 h 16 min

    Tim discusses Pam Bondi’s odd response when questioned about Jeffrey Epstein, the disappearance of Nancy Guthrie, Epstein ordering 330 gallons of sulfuric acid to his island, Jared Kushner’s dark family past, and some…

  37. 482 - Epstein Files & A Head In The Fryer

    · 57 min

    Tim discusses the latest release of shocking Epstein files & emails, Kash Patel apparently lying under oath, Bill & Hillary Clinton agreeing to testify on their involvement with Epstein, and the story of an Olive…

  38. 481 - Civil War: The Original Heated Rivalry

    · 1 h 23 min

    Tim discusses the recent chaos in Minnesota between ICE and local protestors, gives an overview of how immigration policy caused it, predicts how this could lead to a civil war situation & an AI police force, and…

  39. 480 - Jared Kushner, Trump Obsession, & Healing Through Hate

    · 1 h 05 min

    Tim discusses the recent Beckham family drama & the “no contact” phenomenon, Trump’s Board of Peace, Jared Kushner’s creepy power point presentation on the New Gaza, how the world heals through hate, and a food…

  40. 479 - Trump’s Furries & ICE Wide Shut

    · 1 h 04 min

    Tim discusses a strange charity event that Donald Trump hosted at Mar-a-Lago, a 21 year-old Anti-ICE protestor who was blinded in one eye, an interview with Renee Good’s father-in-law, ex-NYC mayor Eric Adams launching…

  41. 478 - ICE In Minnesota & Venezuela Without Maduro

    · 1 h 04 min

    Tim discusses the recent tragedy in Minneapolis after an ICE operation went wrong, Nicolás Maduro being kidnapped from Venezuela, and Netflix’s exciting new venture in live streamed entertainment. American Royalty…

  42. 477 - Back To Iran, Gaza Reborn, & A Happy New Year

    · 1 h 01 min

    Tim discusses Netanyahu visiting Donald Trump at the White House to get American support for another war with Iran, Israel rebuilding Gaza into an AI smart city, escalating tensions between Putin and Zelensky over…

  43. 476 - Epstein Docs & A Culture Of Slop

    · 1 h 46 min

    Tim reflects on the year that was 2025: a montage of Epstein files, LA fires, foreign wars, Ai slop, political violence, and gross comfort. Tim also sits down with journalist Ryan Grim from Drop Site News for a very…

  44. 475 - Rob Reiner, Redacted Files, & The Spirit Of Friendship

    · 1 h 20 min

    Tim discusses Erika Kirk’s appearance at a TPUSA conference, the state of the conservative movement, the tragic story of Rob Reiner and his son Nick, the Epstein files being ‘released’ but heavily redacted, the…

  45. 474 - Erika Kirk, Bonnie Blue & The Brain Rot Slop Factory

    · 1 h 21 min

    Tim discusses Erika Kirk’s upcoming CBS News town hall with Bari Weiss, the Paramount versus Netflix bidding war for Warner Bros., Bonnie Blue being detained in Bali for a "bang bus" stunt, how to enjoy Christmas on…

  46. 473 - Pete Hegseth, War Crimes, & The Breakfast Rush

    · 1 h 03 min

    Tim discusses Trump’s escalating conflict with Maduro in Venezuela, how Pete Hegseth may have played a part in committing a war crime, a Sabrina Carpenter song being used in an ICE deportation video, Sydney Sweeney…

  47. 472 - Wicked?, A Terrible Life, & The Golden Age Of Travel

    · 1 h 09 min

    Tim discusses Ariana Grande & Cynthia Erivo’s disturbing physical appearance for the Wicked movies, what Thanksgiving in a divorced family is like, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy telling air travelers to 'dress…

  48. 471 - The Epstein Files & Thanksgiving In Syria

    · 1 h 03 min

    Tim discusses the latest news on the Epstein Files: Trump calling a reporter a 'piggy', Mike Johnson labeling the files a 'national security concern', and leaked emails showing Epstein's ties to foreign intelligence in…

  49. 470 - Lame Duck Donald & The Immigration Nation

    · 1 h 03 min

    Tim discusses New York real estate, Donald Trump’s interview with Laura Ingraham, yet another Sydney Sweeney controversy, the tech people’s plan to bring in Chinese students to create an AI demon, how the college…

  50. 469 - Zohran’s Victory, Air Traffic Chaos, & Government Shutdown

    · 1 h 14 min

    Tim discusses Zohran Mamdani being elected New York’s next mayor & the archetype of a Zohran voter, the government shutdown causing chaos in the airline industry, his most and least favorite childhood vacations, Kash…

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