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Watts Your Safepod

Watts The Safeword Inc

299 episodes · Explicit

The podcast that's got a few kinks! Watts Your Safeword is hosted by Amp Somers and Mr Kristofer. It's a show about breaking down stigmas, answering questions and sometimes getting very off topic! We try our best to make sex less scary for the people of the internet!

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  1. Furry Conventions, Furrier Daddies and PAWCON!

    · 1 h 04 min · S9 E297 · Explicit

    Who doesn’t love a little FURRRR. This week Amp went undercover as a pup at the furry con and had a blast at pool parties, street markets and reconnected with Daddy after his kinky adventures with his dom! - If you’re…

  2. Slutty Street Fairs and BLUF Pool Parties

    · 1 h 02 min · S9 E297 · Explicit

    HOWLoween is gone, but our Leather Spirit and Pride sure ain't gone! This week's pod hits Palm Springs where we sold gear, got in costume and went to too many sexy pool parties! - If you’re 21 or older, get 40% OFF…

  3. Bara Tiddies and Monster Smash or Pass

    · 58 min · S9 E296 · Explicit

    Monster fuckers beware, you're in for a scarreeeeee!!! From fucking Michael Myers, lusting after the Demogorgon and just talkin about Bara Tiddies and erotic artwork from Gengoroh Tagame! It's another sexy spoopy…

  4. Getting Brainwashed and Rubbery at MIR!

    · 1 h 00 min · S9 E295 · Explicit

    And the winner is... EVERYONE! This week we talk puppies, furrys and diapers, OH MY! Daddy and Amp are off to another eventful event, this week MIR! The big International Rubber convention that is not to be missed. We…

  5. How to Become A Throat Goat!

    · 1 h 00 min · S9 E294 · Explicit

    I can have it all, big or small, make it hit the wall, WE’RE THE THROAT GOATS! From best practices to secret techniques to deep throat! Also pissing while practicing locktober lessons with Daddy Kristofer. Happy…

  6. Chastity Hot Takes and Locktober Week 1

    · 1 h 06 min · S9 E293 · Explicit

    Cages should be only worn by tops! Smaller isn't always better! Chastity is only chastity when you need to get out! All these hot takes and more as we discuss our favorite and least favorite parts about chastity. Happy…

  7. Amp Hosts Folsom Fair Fetish Festivals and Daddy Boasts BLUF BBQ’s

    · 1 h 06 min · S9 E292 · Explicit

    From Hypno mormons to Folsom Fun! This year Amp hosts a Kinky Cabaret show, Kristofer hosts a kinky backyard Bluff BBQ and we both entirely dont attend the Folsom Fair, but we do attend every other shenanigan possible!…

  8. The One Where We Never Clean Out Again

    · 1 h 08 min · S9 E291 · Explicit

    From Folsom prep to butt prep today we have Sampson and Amp telling old Folsom horror stories, tips and mishaps! We cover some scruffy shenanigans and a new "cleaning out" tool that we've never heard of that makes…

  9. The One Where We Argue Who's Actually Kinkier?!

    · 59 min · S9 E290 · Explicit

    Superlaxative... sorry, superlative time follow-up episode where we ACTUALLY dive deeper and discuss in detail who’s kinkier between Amp and Daddy. We also mix in some steamy moments cruising the locker room showers,…

  10. Tolyamory, A new Polyamory? C*mdumps and Windmill Dungeons!

    · 59 min · S9 E289 · Explicit

    Daddy's back from London and immediately hitting the ground running (consensually). Today we discuss a new poly dynamic called Tolyamory, his adventures in a secret windmill dungeon and what is so interesting about…

  11. Sun Burn Kinks, Hypno Ads and James Bondage

    · 1 h 04 min · S9 E289 · Explicit

    Do you prefer your submissives shaken or stirred?! From James Bondage to Hypnosis advertising during hypno scenes. Sunburns and silly times ensue in this weeks pod. Another Daddy in London podcast as Amp tries to keep…

  12. Himbo Hangout and Dating Everything Inanimate! Forniphilia! Robots!

    · 1 h 01 min · S9 E287 · Explicit

    So what happens when people are attracted to their vacuums? Their electronics? And is that table... a top!? Objectum, object sexuals, or just inanimate objectifiers; people who love objects A LOT are some of the most…

  13. Hypno Bathhouses vs London Dark Rooms

    · 1 h 03 min · S9 E286 · Explicit

    DADDY IS AT IT AGAIN! And this time, while he might not know about werewolves, he's certainly bound to find one in London! Amp has some hypno bathhouse adventures and has also started Dating Everything! Join Daddy as…

  14. M0nsterF*CKING At Werewolf Sex Parties!

    · 1 h 03 min · S9 E285 · Explicit

    What's hairy, woofy and goes bark in the night!?! Why a monsterfucking werewolf on a full moon weekend! Amp attends a pup play party on some PAWT and has some fun stories. Match that with Daddy prepping for another…

  15. Can You Manifest A Kink?

    · 1 h 00 min · S9 E284 · Explicit

    Manifesting is a powerful tool... but can you manifest a kink? A fetish? And what else can Daddy manifest in today's silly conversation? — VIIA: 21+, Try VIIA Hemp THCV! https://bit.ly/viiawatts and use code WATTS for…

  16. Dore Alley, Drone Dogs and Lady Gaga!

    · 1 h 04 min · S9 E283 · Explicit

    LADY GAGA DORE ALLEY WEEKEND! Dog hypno drones were showing off their disco dicks this weekend at Dore Alley! Which means Amp, Daddy and all the SF kinksters were kicking it in the streets and whipping up trouble. From…

  17. Crazy Dore Sex Parties Podcast

    · 1 h 00 min · S9 E282 · Explicit

    Smiling face emoji, it's that time of year again when DORE Alley is upon us. The Folsom adjacent sexy street fair is always a great time, but this year its getting even sexier and kicking off for a full week…

  18. Tricked Into Chastity and Sexy Summer Camp!

    · 59 min · S9 E281 · Explicit

    Daddy is back from sexy Summer Camp and hes got stories but also someone got tricked into chastity for a few weeks?! From scavenger hunts to sexy merit badges. It's a summery vibe this episode! — VIIA: 21+, Try VIIA…

  19. Rapid Fire Fetish Fuel

    · 59 min · S9 E280 · Explicit

    Do you enjoy outdoor sex? How do you cleanout?! And why is daddy so obsessed with outdoor sex? We cover hot takes and topics rapid fire! — VIIA: 21+, Try VIIA Hemp THCV! https://bit.ly/viiawatts and use code WATTS for…

  20. Pride Was Different This Year

    · 1 h 00 min · S9 E279 · Explicit

    Pride in SF was colorful, kinky, fun and still pretty corporate? Was it fun? Was it prideful? And how much sexy fun kinky times did we have. With a hypno dom in town and Daddy unable to dress himself for the parade…

  21. Are Puppy Hoods too Sexual?

    · 1 h 00 min · S9 E278 · Explicit

    Puppies and pup hoods and furries OH MY! Its time for another episode of "am i a furry" but also talking about the weird overlap of "no kink at pride" and recent discourse over if pup hoods are inherently sexual. From…

  22. HypHypHurray and Erotic Hypno-nos!

    · 53 min · S9 E277 · Explicit

    Hypno is a fun past time and favorite kink of Amp and Kris, but what happens when one of Amp's personal hypnotists joins the conversation? Lets talk hyp-nos and hypyeses as we discuss what hypno feels like and how to…

  23. LA Protests and Disability After Dark w/Andrew Gurza

    · 1 h 16 min · S9 E276 · Explicit

    Debunking disability and making it less stigmarized as a topic starts with having open convos and bringing those affected to the table. Today Amp and Andrew Gurza sit down to chat and answer your questions but not…

  24. IML PRIDE JUMBO CAST! Should you Go To IML?

    · 1 h 16 min · S9 E277 · Explicit

    HAPPY PRIDE you guys, gals and non binary pals! We took last week off cause Amp couldn't speak, literally gagged from a chest cold, but we're feeling better and back at it. So please enjoy this EXTRA THICK pod all…

  25. Sinners and sAInts and Vampire Kinks

    · 1 h 00 min · S9 E276 · Explicit

    It's IML time, but first, we had a busy week of finally seeing SINNERS. We dive into how sexy vampires are and how AI dating app bots are starting to take over. Also how do you cleanout for butt stuff? — VIIA: 21+,…

  26. Serving Dommy Mommy To The DMV Realmess

    · 1 h 07 min · S9 E275 · Explicit

    This week we drove our families crazy... literally. While also serving motherday realmess as we talk about who we'd like to give the tips. Happy belated Dommy Mommy day to all the moms! — VIIA: 21+, Try VIIA Hemp…

  27. Police Raiding Gay Bars and Smoking out AI Porn

    · 1 h 07 min · S9 E274 · Explicit

    This week, Daddy is feeling a bit under the weather, but that's not entirely Smokeout's fault in this situation. Today’s pod goes from indulging in smoking cigars to engaging in interesting discussions about…

  28. Getting QUINKY with Mr. Pierre Fashion and Moxy Rose

    · 1 h 09 min · S9 E273 · Explicit

    From gear crafting experts to creating new kinky platforms for sex workers, crafters, content and otherwise kinky nerds... today we're sitting down with Mr Pierre Fashion and Moxie Rose from QUINKY! Enjoy this quirky…

  29. Rubber Hunky Jesus's's Finally Came!

    · 58 min · S9 E272 · Explicit

    This week's pod is all about the SF RUBBER contest, Easter in Berlin as well as the HUNKY JESUS's's's's's contest. Daddy's back and jet lagged as ever but we still had a lot of fun catching up on hunky daddy Jesus fun!…

  30. Cucked By My Taxes in my Human Dog Bed

    · 1 h 01 min · S9 E271 · Explicit

    Have you ever tried to get a booty call from a hot Daddy while doing your taxes from your new dog bed for humans? Just me? For another week with Daddy in London and just trying to have fun sexy times but getting…

  31. Asexual Hypnotists Vs JK (Moldy Brain) Rowling

    · 59 min · S9 E270 · Explicit

    Sampson's back for another pod while Daddy is in London, which means all the shenanigans. From International day of Asexuality to Gay Japan trips to what the heck is reverse discrimination and why is it going to the…

  32. The Last Shoot In the Watts Studio

    · 48 min · S9 E269 · Explicit

    Lets take a trip down memory lane of the space that’s probably filmed the most porn, but also the most sex ed content in the world! Complete with an old tour of the studio space where we shot a huge amount of Watts The…

  33. We're Not Breaking Up. And Severancing our Brains to Come Handsfree?

    · 1 h 01 min · S9 E268 · Explicit

    Some of yall thought we were breaking up. But we are wild for Severance and are curious, would you sever your brain for amazing sex? Others wanted tips on coming handsfree coming. AND while nobody asked for the reddit…

  34. Popper Bans and Lego Pro Dommes

    · 58 min · S9 E267 · Explicit

    From the FDA to the Lego Werewolf Masochism stories. This week's pod is all about our weekend sex parties and shenanigans including but not limited to: Lego domination, werewolves, Amanda Lepore, vomming and St Patty's…

  35. Daddy Collared and Demisexual Kinksters

    · 1 h 03 min · S9 E266 · Explicit

    It's another cross gen and cross the glove podcast of Daddy and Amp discussing Demisexual Topics as well as Daddy getting collared? Have you ever wanted to talk about demisexuals, curious what demi is, or just wanted…

  36. Our DARKLANDS Award Winning Podcast

    · 1 h 18 min · S9 E265 · Explicit

    From OUR SHOW WINNING AN AWARD, to chastity devices getting stuck before travel security to GOING TO DARKLANDS FEST!!! Today's pod is an eventful one and a reminder why you always have a spare chastity key on hand...…

  37. How To Prep For Big Sex Conventions - Darklands 2025

    · 57 min · S9 E264 · Explicit

    From anxiety to how you should dress to how to budget! Do you pack the shower shot? Imodium? Lube? And what even is a sex convention about anyways!?! This week we do another deep dive into how we prep for events like…

  38. Project 2025’s Banning of Porn - W/Mike Stabile

    · 1 h 00 min · S9 E263 · Explicit

    This week's pod is very fun, but then very political, but then very important. From project 2025, to porn, to sex work in the future to protecting yourself and your kinky lives. Mike is an absolute gem, we have fun, a…

  39. Birthday Borat Bathhouse Special

    · 1 h 01 min · S9 E262 · Explicit

    From Borat bathing suits to birthday Q and A's. Amp is older and we should talk about that, but also answer all your burning questions about getting to 35, being an aging kinkster in an ever changing ecosystem and how…

  40. Grammy Gags and Chekhov's Pussy Pistol

    · 55 min · S9 E261 · Explicit

    The Grammy gags, Gaga, Beyonce Chappell Roan and crotch grabs galore! That and we talk philosphy kind of? DADDY IS BACK BABBYYYYYYY!!! So nice to be in the same room this week for Amp's Birthday! — VIIA: 21+, Try VIIA…

  41. Porn Permabans Incoming and Soapy Piss Parties

    · 1 h 05 min · S9 E260 · Explicit

    Today we have another London world encompassing pod. We cover some politics updates on executive orders, want to make space for some laughs, discuss the best parts (and sexy times) in London for Daddy, and talk about…

  42. Silicone Suits in London and Tom of Finland Fiasco Update

    · 1 h 07 min · S9 E259 · Explicit

    Daddy is off in London, attneding fetish fairs, teaching classes on social media and galavanting the globe in silicone! That and a small update about Tom of Finland has us making the most of this stressful week. We're…

  43. Maga Come and MAL Judge Drama

    · 1 h 06 min · S9 E258 · Explicit

    MAL or Mid-Atlantic Leather is a huge leather and kink weekend and one of our favorite social events! From maga roleplayers on sniffies to pissing in diapers, it was quite the weekend of leather, lace, kink and…

  44. Honey Scams Honeypotting and MAL

    · 1 h 03 min · S9 E257 · Explicit

    From the Honey Extension scam and how it will affect the changing creator marketplace to tricky honeypots and honey pot? This week we discover what kink would Winnie The Pooh be into and prep for MAL (Mid Atlantic…

  45. Sexiest Things of 2024 and NEW YEARS Resolutions

    · 56 min · S9 E256 · Explicit

    From top sex toys, to top sexy movies to things we're going to leave in 2024. HAPPY NEW QUEER EVERYONE! And welcome to the new year full of new fun sexy things. Today's pod covers all our favorite sexy things from last…

  46. Top 10 Relationship Problems In 2024

    · 56 min · S9 E256 · Explicit

    From boner issues to lack of today’s word: COMMUNICATION!!!! What are the most googled issues that face “most” relationships? Is it kink related? Is it about exploring? Or do people just suck at making commitments. And…

  47. Sex Workers React To Lily Phillips 100 Dicks Documentary

    · 58 min · S9 E255 · Explicit

    From Kinky Krampus and Monster Fucking to little poop statues, what are some of the sexiest, or just silliest traditions in other countries that also make us go, huh? Also kinky hookup stories that will also make you…

  48. Creepy Kinky Christmas Krampussy Traditions

    · 58 min · S9 E255 · Explicit

    From Kinky Krampus and Monster Fucking to little poop statues, what are some of the sexiest, or just silliest traditions in other countries that also make us go, huh? Also kinky hookup stories that will also make you…

  49. Kinkiest Christmas Idea Guide!

    · 1 h 01 min · S9 E254 · Explicit

    It's beginning to look a lot like capitalism, and this week we're unsure what to get each other, so we're giving ideas of what you can buy a kinky loved one, or just talking about our favorite tools of the kinky…

  50. Hole for the Holidays

    · 1 h 01 min · S9 E253 · Explicit

    Happy thanksgiving and here's hoping you get properly stuffed this holiday season. Whether heading home or staying home because family is rough, we hope your trees get hung! This week we discuss families, daddy getting…

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