Watts Your Safepod
Watts The Safeword Inc
299 episodes · Explicit
The podcast that's got a few kinks! Watts Your Safeword is hosted by Amp Somers and Mr Kristofer. It's a show about breaking down stigmas, answering questions and sometimes getting very off topic! We try our best to make sex less scary for the people of the internet!
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Moving to Amsterdam and Self Hypno
Halloween gets horrifying and holey today! Daddy and Amp turn Locktober into a kink massacre today as we read and react to some of your bedroom horror stories! If you like sex stories with sharp opinions, messy…
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Locktober Horrors and Sexy Horror Stories Fix
Halloween gets horrifying and holey today! Daddy and Amp turn Locktober into a kink massacre today as we read and react to some of your bedroom horror stories! If you like sex stories with sharp opinions, messy…
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Sharing a Locktober Cage and Leather Contests
Hey friends, sorry about the double posts, for some reason someof our podcast spots weren’t grabbing this. We are trying to fix it. Sorry for the spam. ARE YOU SURVIVNG LOCKTOBER? Because this week we catch up post…
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Holesome Hypno Flexing Folsom! W/Sampson
Are they greedy? No. Are they sexy? Yes! But what other burning questions did you guys have about bisexuals and have we got a guest to answer them! Today's guest Lobo is a friend of the pod with a rockin bod! From sex…
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BI Erasure, Sex Work And Porn w/Lobo
Are they greedy? No. Are they sexy? Yes! But what other burning questions did you guys have about bisexuals and have we got a guest to answer them! Today's guest Lobo is a friend of the pod with a rockin bod! From sex…
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Too Many Sex Toys and Electing Sexy Politicians
CSI... or AI!?! Finding "dead" sex dolls at the crime scene, discussing sex tech of the future and why is New York City trying to use sex dolls to teach in classrooms? All that and more in this week's sexy robotic…
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80s AI Sex Robots of the FUTURE
CSI... or AI!?! Finding "dead" sex dolls at the crime scene, discussing sex tech of the future and why is New York City trying to use sex dolls to teach in classrooms? All that and more in this week's sexy robotic…
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Gay 4 Pay Porn Problems
Gay for pay is funny, fascinating and sometimes problematic? But not always??? From recent straight boys being homophobic to their gay audience to our sex and sex work stories we've had with straight guys. This is the…
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Daddy's Must See Movies and Jason Kelce Peeing on AI
From Jason Kelce pissing in jars, The Secretary surprisingly better than Pillion and Kristofer ranking some of his favorite must see classic movies this weeks podcast gets silly! - If you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF…
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Kinky Carpool Karaoke and Wedding Crashing
We're taking to the road and off to our friends gay wedding! But along the way we play a little karaoke and try not to crash. Boss takes the wheel but makes sure Kris doesn't gaslit! - If you’re 21 or older, get 30%…
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Staked Down and Daddy's Back in Town
He's back back back back back AGAIN! Daddy has been off in London, getting staked down naked, writing and getting down to trouble. While Amp is hypnotizing a whole kennel of pups and trying to not get sick! - If…
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SpiderMen, Furries and World Pride, OH MY!
Spider-Man Brand New Gay... ADVENTURES! This week Daddy hits Amsterdam World Pride, Amp checks out some sexy furry parties and the bears get lazy as all heck! - If you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order…
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The O-DORE-SSY Weekend Podcast
Escaping prisons, Kink Talent shows and oh yeah... DORE WEEKEND! It was a wildly, hellish ride but this podcast has got it all! Chaos. Drama. Sex Parties... - If you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order…
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Petrification Kinks and Sci-Fi Robots!
Petrified, stoned and being turned on by robots? Sign us up!!! This week we try to educate Daddy about ASFR and the umbrella kink of petrification and sex robots. Beep boop boop bop! - If you’re 21 or older, get 30%…
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The DIVAS of Fetish Week London!
From Death to Divas to Fetish Week London, this weekend was a blur of parties, events, and barely any downtime. We thought I'd get to relax, but nope! Join Daddy as he explored the fetish weekends and Amp as he is…
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Trimex, Sickness Boners and Sex Work
This last weekend was explosive, bonerific and gay. Thank god Amp escaped to wine country for a slice of sanity! Trixex, bbqs and some fun at Pride in the UK with Daddy! This one's all about boners and why we getr…
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Hypno Pride Parades and Rainbow Capitalism
🌈 Pride Month might be over, but the conversation is just heating up! Today we talk about GOOSE a new "friend" app. And that cringe moment when corporate sponsors try too hard to be allies. We’re diving into the…
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PrEP Belly and Big Dick Problems
Ever felt like your weekend plans just spiraled into gay chaos? Amp Ever wondered if there's such a thing as too big? 😳 Here’s our thoughts on the well endowed and what happens when your partner’s packing heat! 🔥 Tag…
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Trixie Motel Sex Party Weekend
Ever felt like your weekend plans just spiraled into gay chaos? Amp is off to the TRIXIE MOTEL with a band of lesbians, gay men, kinksters and more! This week we hit Palm Springs during piss play weekend and also check…
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Kink at Pride Nasty Pig Pod
Kink at pride, drag at leather events and a follow-up IML episode while Daddy is overseas. This week we cover all things leather and pride but also all things Nasty Pig with an exclusive interview with the co-creator…
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Is Leather Drag? And Pornflation!
IML and IMLBB may be over but the international leather and drag world all have some things to say about one single thing... IS LEATHER DRAG? Is Drag part of leather!? And how does inflation work into pornography and…
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IML Threes some Podcast!
You read that right, this week its all three of us! Daddy, Sampson and Amp all reviewing, kiki-ing and gossiping about IMLBB, aka International Mr Leather and BootBlack Contest! The worlds largest and most challenging…
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Being Poly, Kinky and Married?
So between Kristofer and Amp, there have been so many questions about the marriage as it pertains for polyamory and how that balance works. Not to mention how that affects an open and poly kink dynamics already…
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Getting Married. Not Clickbait!
No, that's not clickbait, you read that right, this isn't a drill, this is us doing our best to be our authentic selves. Love, polyamory, marriage. It's all a difficult and complex experience, so join us as we discuss…
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He Broke His Dick And The Great Bateworld Bateoff
Are video games all pandering to us, are there LGBTQ video games worth playing, and why is Birdo THE queer game character icon!? Today Sampson and Amp dive down the gamer gate and get their Dream Daddy fantasies out.…
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The Problem with QUEER Representation In Games
Are video games all pandering to us, are there LGBTQ video games worth playing, and why is Birdo THE queer game character icon!? Today Sampson and Amp dive down the gamer gate and get their Dream Daddy fantasies out.…
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The Madonna Podcast
CMON VOGUEEEEE. Everybody get in the podcast, eh hey hey!!! Today's podcast was made for all those nerds who have ever felt like a virgin, and hopefully this isn't the first time we've touched your ears. But if it is,…
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Listener QandA - Euphoria Pup Play and Dating Tips
It's time for another Q and SLAY! Today's pod features a live studio audience, asking questions and gossiping about the new Euphoria season, Daddy's recovery and answering your hard hitting questions. From dating app…
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Asshole or Too Kinky?
Join us as we try not to get cancelled by Rupaul fans and reddit repliers! Join us as we decompress after a long Easter week and check-in on daddy's health post surgery in this ASSHOLE filled episode! - Go to…
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Having Hernias and Holesome Folsom
Please welcome to the stage.... Mr KRISTOFER and Pup Amp as they sashay, toot and boot all about this week's Rupaul episode featuring wholesome Folsom looks! This week we also cover daddy's upcoming surgery (he's doing…
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Nasty Pig Drama and is Kink Fashion?
This... STUFF, might just be some kink gear. It might seem like fetish clothing. But it trickled on down from the Nasty Pig sale rack and ended up in your local gay swap meet where you undoubtedly found this podcast!…
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First Sex Work Experiences and the A-Ball
Who needs to cleanout when you have a podcast!? From Darklands consent drama, to exploring our sex work pasts and telling you what kind of sex work you should get into? All this and more in today's a-BALLsy episode! -…
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Beyond Darklands! The bigger and better kink convention?
From lazer tag, to indoor soccer to a surprising amount of AI, we just got back from the wonderful world of Darklands and boy did we have a blast! From the ups to the downs, what did Daddy and Amp get up to in Antwerp…
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The Ethics of Being a himbo - Himbo 101
What makes someone a himbo? Muscles? Dumb? Gooning? From the anatomy of a Himbo to himbo thoughts about AI. Today Amp and Sampson give you the 411 on the muscled meatheads that make us weak in the knees~! - Go to…
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Wuthering Heights is a Kink Film?
Are we a movie review podcast now? This week we are getting prepped for darklands and took a lovely day off to see Wuthering Heights and contrary to popular belief, it wasn't bad? But it was incredibly kink coded and…
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Leather Daddy Red Carpet and BBno$ Concert
This week was CRAZYYYY. From being invited to the red carpet of Pillion, meeting the actors and director, to taking Daddy to a BBno$ concert AND finally, finishing Heated Rivalry with some final thoughts. Daddy was…
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Is Pillion Good Kink Representation? // Kinksters Review
YOU GUYS ASKED and we delivered with our VERY SPOILER FILLED review of Pillion. Is it the new 50 shades? Dive into our likes, dislikes and critical review as kinksters in the BDSM community. This movie about the timid…
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A History of Queer Comics w/Justin Hall
From censorship of gay relationships, to fully censoring chest hair to bara art, anime and kinky comics. Today's guest Justin Hall is showing kinky, queer and comics go hand in hand and doing it with his own leather…
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The HEATED RIVALRY in Minnesota
This week, Daddy and Amp revisit HEATED RIVALRY and you might be surprised...? And we chat with the owner of Twin City Leather Leathers on the ground in Minnesota, Karri Plowman! From hitting the ice to getting rid of…
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First Sex Convention of the Year - MAL 2026
Disco dogs, naked lobby shenanigans and having a sex convention hundreds of feet from the White House in DC, WE ARE BACK FROM MAL! Mid Atlantic Leather, one of the larger leather kink events in America is at it again,…
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Kink Communities Problem with AI Literacy
AI is slowly seeping its way into the community more and more and in lifeless and unrealistic way. From AI dating profiles of fake people, to entire lines of gear created by kink companies with generative AI. How do we…
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Grok’s Creating Revenge P*rn Problem and Fetishes of the Year!
Grok over on Twitter/X has officially become an AI monster. From creepy deepfake revenge porn, to the top fetishes of 2025. This pods a kinky but also concerning one? - If you’re 21 or older, get 25% OFF your first…
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Not Tickled By Heated Rivalry
Today's pod is getting a little HEATED! Amp watched Heated Rivalry and let's just say he wasn't as tickled as Kristofer's sexy tickle porn he shot. What happens when a demisexual watches heated rivalry at a sexy…
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Gooning For Christmas and our 300th Podcasts!
Merry holidays and happy chrystler! Today's episode has sex, drama, power outages and Christmas miracles! We hope you're all having an amazing holiday season, so lets discuss sexy traditions, Daddy's trip to London and…
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Kinky Things Himbos Can’t Stand in 2025
Flakey tops, unclickable ads, bottoming after spicy food; ALL THINGS WE SHOULD LEAVE IN 2025. This week the Himbos just cant STAND a few things this year. Come unpack the silly, stupid and a little salty in today's pod…
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Our Secret Project and Top Sexy Categories of 2025
From the most run through bottoms, to the biggest tops, to the kinks of the year for us. We havea BIG surprise we're really excited to finally share with you and show this next week! Welcome to our unofficial roster of…
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Testing Daddy on Wickedly Sexy Slang!
Zombieing, roaching, orbiting and reheating nachos! Let's see how we liked Wicked For Good but also test Daddy on wickedly hip slang from the newer generations! Gen z, Millennial, Gen Alpha, Boomers... we all have our…
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We Dispatch Sexy Superheroes
This week Amp has a new hyper fixation in the form of adult themed superheroes! So we DISPATCH some superpowers and try to fight it out. From dicks for hands to secreting silicone lube, what would your sexy superpower…
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Blastoise Pecs Painted on our 11 Year Anniversary
Internet trends are getting wild with Pokemon! From Blastoise taking over, Instagram banning gay content with AI to our 11 year relationships anniversary for Daddy and Amp. Today is a quizzical conundrum! - If you’re…
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Furry Conventions, Furrier Daddies and PAWCON!
Who doesn’t love a little FURRRR. This week Amp went undercover as a pup at the furry con and had a blast at pool parties, street markets and reconnected with Daddy after his kinky adventures with his dom! - If you’re…
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