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Help I Sexted My Boss

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In Help I Sexted My Boss, manners meets mayhem! Two wildly different worlds collide as William Hanson and Jordan North take on the hilarious challenges of modern life. Expect laugh-out-loud stories, brutally honest moments, and a friendship that’s as unlikely as it is unfiltered.

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  1. Help I’m Sharing Soap With Strangers | And Speedo Season

    · 45 min · S2026 E37 · Explicit

    Would you accept a bar of soap from another gym member? Would you share a toothbrush with your partner? Would William look good in Speedos? The questions that William and Jordan find answers to are as varied as ever.…

  2. Granny Put What In Her Eye?! | And Jordan's Superstitions

    · 31 min · S2026 E36 · Explicit

    The boys are touching wood in the studio as they reveal all about their own superstitions. Spolier: Jordan has loads, William has none. Elsewhere there's a Granny putting something strange in her eye at night, the boys…

  3. Help He’s Fist Deep In My Mum | And William Parkours?!

    · 45 min · S2026 E35 · Explicit

    Who on earth could possibly go to the gym and lose only ONE of their shoes? Who has taken up parkour with aplomb? Who is missing out on a trip to Benidorm with the lads? Find out all the answers and more as William…

  4. Jordan’s Drag Name | And William’s Silver Spoon

    · 26 min · S2026 E34 · Explicit

    William’s giddy after finding a silver spoon (and no, it wasn’t in his mouth), whereas Jordan is left rueing missed opportunities after failing to get ahead of the competition and invest in a padel court. The boys also…

  5. Help I’m Going To Prison | A Letter From The Police

    · 45 min · S2026 E33 · Explicit

    It was bound to happen. The law catches up with us all eventually, and Jordan North is no exception to that rule. What none of us could have expected was for the law to barge in and confront him in the middle of the…

  6. What Is GOONING? | And Jordan’s Sexy Jet Wash

    · 25 min · S2026 E32 · Explicit

    Every day is a school day, and that’s no exception (even on this podcast) as the boys learn a brand new phrase from ‘Urban Dictionary’ that will take them right to the edge. They also delve into your responses…

  7. Help I’ve Got Mother Of Pearl Fish Cutlery | And Butch BBQ Chat

    · 45 min · Explicit

    There’s been a lot of role reversals going on lately. Jordan has been taking after dinner walks to admire the beauty of mother nature, while William is swapping his chintz era for a barbecue flavoured one. The boys are…

  8. REACTING TO JORDAN’S OLD VLOGS | And Illegal Cheeses

    · 29 min · S2026 E30 · Explicit

    Justin Bieber isn’t the only one who’s been going through the archives looking at old videos on YouTube; we’ve also found a gold mine of content from Jordan to laugh/cry/cringe at (don’t worry, William doesn’t escape…

  9. Help Can I Dry Hump A Virgin | And Jordan’s Cowboy Scrap

    · 49 min · S2026 E29 · Explicit

    Jordan’s back from his holiday to Nashville and has many ‘mighty fine’ tales to tell. Meanwhile, William is in need of your help as he needs a name for one of the newest members of his household staff. The boys also…

  10. Viagra For Hamsters!? | And More Niche Knowledge

    · 30 min · S2026 E28 · Explicit

    William’s been busy cleaning his skirting boards, and it’s getting Jordan VERY flustered. The boys also dive into plenty of discussion regarding barnacle penises, belly button fluff, and the mystery behind giving…

  11. Help I Want My Boss's Sausage | And William’s Got BEER FEAR

    · 40 min · S2026 E27 · Explicit

    The boys are back in the studio after the tour and there's lots to debrief on. William's been out partying (again) and Jordan's been working on a couple of new impressions that we're still unsure about. The boys also…

  12. William's KFC Review | And Jordan's Northern Problem

    · 31 min · S2026 E26 · Explicit

    What do you do when you've got a long drive with the UK's leading etiquette expert? Make him eat KFC, of course. The boys also discuss whether your tour predictions came true and Jordan's biggest regret. If you want…

  13. Help I’ve Never Shaved My Pubes | And Jordan’s Buckfast Regret

    · 41 min · S2026 E25 · Explicit

    The boys are back on the bus leaving the bonnie streets of Glasgow for the nostalgic sights of Manchester. Jordan is regretting getting overly excited with a half pint of Buckfast, while William is regretting agreeing…

  14. What’s A Gummer?! | And Backstage at Wembley Arena

    · 21 min · S2026 E24 · Explicit

    Jordan has got the results from another of his "classic" polls, and this time it's about urinating. Meanwhile, William reveals a magically embarrassing reason for missing out on seeing the Grand Canyon as a child. The…

  15. Help I Used Dirty Loo Roll | And We’re On The TOUR BUS!

    · 32 min · S2026 E23 · Explicit

    The boys are on tour and behaving badly at the back of the bus! Jordan won't stop telling the WAGs off and William's making production crew give up their bunks for his personal belongings. But in between the horse…

  16. Old People Foreplay | And Nostalgic LADS Mags

    · 32 min · S2026 E22 · Explicit

    After William got a telling-off from Jordan for being too old to use certain emojis, the boys are back to debating all the things we're too old to do - and why some things are better when you're older! There's also…

  17. Help He Slaps His Mum’s Bum | And Jordan’s The Star ⭐️

    · 52 min · S2026 E21 · Explicit

    As soon as the boys entered the studio, an argument erupted after Jordan found out William and Producer Ben had been invading his happy place (the gym). There’s also a selection of dilemmas that will be sure to go down…

  18. William's Masc?! | And Jolly Joke Surprise

    · 28 min · S2026 E20 · Explicit

    Jordan has noticed something unusually ‘masculine’ about William that he’s been too scared to mention until now, while William has arranged a little Mother’s Day surprise for Jordan’s Jolly Joke. The boys also discuss…

  19. Help His Allergy Gives Me The Ick | And William Needs To Grow Up

    · 42 min · S2026 E19 · Explicit

    Jordan is over the moon after getting the call-up to the England team for Soccer Aid, while William is facing the reality that it might be time to stop living his 20s in his 30s and grow up! Plus, the boys solve your…

  20. William Ruined Jordan’s Birthday | And High-Maintenance Boys

    · 34 min · S2026 E18 · Explicit

    There’s fallout from Jordan’s birthday after William let a key part of the weekend slip through his carefully manicured fingers. There are also heated discussions about Blue Peter badges, Paddington Bear and the…

  21. Help I’ve Been Probed In The Wrong Hole | And Jordan’s Got A Swell On

    · 45 min · S2026 E17 · Explicit

    The boys are having a tough time lately. Jordan’s still recovering from having his wisdom teeth removed and is drooling everywhere, whilst William has ‘misplaced’ his passport - and it’s really not the sort of admin he…

  22. He Unfollowed ME? | And Jordan’s Got The Itch

    · 28 min · S2026 E16 · Explicit

    From the reason you unfollowed them to the words you've always mispronounced, there's plenty of your responses that give William and Jordan a giggle. There's also time for Jordan to revealing all about his chest and…

  23. Help I’m Not Charging Mum’s Vibrator | And William is HIGH Maintenance

    · 44 min · S2026 E15 · Explicit

    Who's more high maintenance out of our favourite podcast pair? The boys can't quite decide in the studio as tensions run high, though they do love each other really. Elsewhere Jordan prepares to have his wisdom teeth…

  24. Jordan FAINTS | And Sushi With Half Pints

    · 28 min · S2026 E14 · Explicit

    There are a few things that stress Jordan out: to-do lists, unread messages, a missing dressing gown belt. But you’ll never guess the reason that made Jordan FAINT! The boys also cover their big plans for Jordan’s…

  25. Help There’s A Fishy Smell | And William Gets Chintzy

    · 45 min · S2026 E13 · Explicit

    We’ve all been there. You’re trying to live your best life. Be the best version of yourself. Eat right. Sleep right. Exercise daily. But life has a cruel way of turning all your efforts against you. It’s just not very…

  26. Who’s The CAMPEST?! | And Taking Advantage Of Jordan

    · 26 min · S2026 E12 · Explicit

    Jordan reveals the results from his latest ‘Jordan’s North Poll’ on towels and the G&Diva’s have inundated us with their most BORING work chats they’ve ever had. We also find out the meaning of the phrase ‘Burnley…

  27. Help He’s Got A P*ss Lolly | And Roleplaying As Old Ladies

    · 43 min · S2026 E11 · Explicit

    Every now and again, we receive a very specific kind of dilemma that stops us mid-sentence. Your watermelon dilemmas. Your shoebox dilemmas. Your WOLFBAGGING dilemmas. Well, we’ve got another one to add to the list!…

  28. Is Slapping Bums Butch? | And Jordan’s Got A Surprise…

    · 35 min · S2026 E10 · Explicit

    Around the world, William’s new sofa has been dividing opinion - and Jordan has planned an intervention to settle whether it’s hideous or not. That’s not the only surprise Jordan has in store, though, as he makes a…

  29. Help How Long Should I Give Fellatio? | And William Sees His First Fanny

    · 44 min · S2026 E9 · Explicit

    Jordan’s been making brownies lately that have been so good even the local wildlife are wanting in on the action. Meanwhile, it’s a historic day for William as he is shown his first (and likely last) fanny. The boys…

  30. Eating WHAT In BED!? | And William’s Got The ICK

    · 30 min · S2026 E8 · Explicit

    The boys are getting nostalgic over old phones and Jordan claims that he was ‘one of the first people’ in the UK to have a Netflix account. There’s also plenty more correspondence about what YOU like to eat in bed and…

  31. Help I Don't Know Where To POO | And William's In The DOG HOUSE

    · 47 min · S2026 E7 · Explicit

    The boys are feeling very butch today. William’s been getting handy around the house, and Jordan is showing off his darts prowess. The boys also tackle YOUR dilemmas, including using a phone mid-stream at the urinals…

  32. Europeans LOVE To Get Their B*llocks Out | And The Weirdest Places YOU’VE Listened To Us

    · 29 min · S2026 E6 · Explicit

    William and Jordan discuss your stories involving wild delivery drivers, unexpected moments of nudity, and whether it’s ever OK to wear pyjamas when going to a drive-thru. Plus, they hear from some G&Divas who want to…

  33. Help My Kids Have SEX Questions | And Jordan LOVES A Big Load

    · 45 min · S2026 E5 · Explicit

    The boys have been bumping into each other at the gym - and one of them is NOT happy about it. Jordan reveals he’s been doing something unusual in bed, which turns out to be very tragic, and William has been sent a…

  34. Eating Curry With a SPOON?! | And Jordan’s Seen William’s BIG Package

    · 28 min · S2026 E4 · Explicit

    What’s the correct way to eat a curry? Is Jordan a ‘modern’ bloke? Does Guinness actually taste good with Dubonnet? The boys answer all this and more - PLUS discuss your weirdest gifts and the times your parents have…

  35. Help She Doesn’t Know I’m GAY | And William's WILD Night Out

    · 48 min · S2026 E3 · Explicit

    William reveals he’s just had the worst hangover of his life, but luckily for him, Jordan has a foolproof method for overcoming it. The boys also tackle your modern-day dilemmas, including delivering to people still in…

  36. William's RUDEST Joke | And YOUR 2026 Sexted Predictions

    · 31 min · S2026 E2 · Explicit

    What do you think 2026 has in store for William and Jordan? What have you been up to during Gooch Week? What does Jordan recommend you NOT do with a Wotsit? We have all the answers - plus an incredibly crude joke from…

  37. Help My Autocorrect Is X-RATED | And Jordan’s CREEPY Present

    · 44 min · S2026 E1 · Explicit

    The boys are back and fully refreshed after their festive break! William has started a new diary, and Jordan has received a new present that has everyone feeling a bit creeped out. They also tackle your dilemmas…

  38. William FINALLY Gets Jordan Into Bed For A FISTMAS SPECIAL

    · 55 min · S14 E101 · Explicit

    It’s the most magical time of the year! And what better way to celebrate than waking up in bed next to your best friend for a good old Fistmas frolic. So get cosy and join the boys under the covers for presents,…

  39. Your Best BIN Discoveries | And You Won't Believe William's Favourite Word For SEMEN

    · 31 min · S14 E100 · Explicit

    Jordan is really taking his co-creative director role for the upcoming tour seriously now, and his creative juices are leaking everywhere. While the rest of the team try to mop up and harness the power of the Jordan…

  40. Help I Want To Hide My HOOK UPS | And Jordan Has JOMO

    · 43 min · S14 E98 · Explicit

    The Christmas break is fast approaching, and Jordan has a HUGE surprise lined up for William, though he isn’t exactly thrilled about it. Meanwhile, Jordan is deep in his creative era, coining his own life-improving…

  41. William Loves Talking About D*CK (Van Dyke) | And Busting Viagra Myths

    · 36 min · S14 E97 · Explicit

    Not satisfied with the traditional ‘agony aunts’ tag line, you have come up with some hilarious (and slightly offensive) alternative names for William and Jordan. The boys also review the most iconic songs in musical…

  42. Help There’s MAN PORRIDGE On My Flannel | And William Has Been Inspired By WETHERSPOONS

    · 49 min · S14 E96 · Explicit

    William is on a mission to ban queuing in pubs - and Jordan is outraged! The boys also discuss the BEST TV theme tunes of all time, whether it’s ever OK to use a spoon you’ve found in the bin, and they help with a…

  43. Weird Families, Gua Sha and Jordan’s Ad Agency | Plus Jordan's Been CHOMPING In Bed

    · 25 min · S14 E95 · Explicit

    It’s the opening day of Jordan’s Ad Agency, and the work is already flying in! Can Jordan come up with catchy marketing ideas for luxury dressing-gown belts, decorative shower mushrooms, and extra-large “beer” racks?…

  44. Help My Dainty Knickers Are RUINED | And William And Jordan Get SLOSHED

    · 49 min · S14 E94 · Explicit

    The Christmas decorations in the Sexted studio are finally up (much to William’s utter dismay), and the festive vibes are STRONG. Jordan is busy deciding which meat he’d like in his mouth on Christmas Day, and William…

  45. Jordan Nearly Did WHAT With Jon Sopel | Plus William And Jordan Chat ICONIC Musicals

    · 30 min · S14 E93 · Explicit

    Some BIG questions are on the table this week. What’s the most iconic song in musical theatre? How smelly was Henry VIII? And what exactly did Jordan nearly do with Jon Sopel? All will be revealed! The boys also dive…

  46. Help He’s Slanking In Bed | And Why FLATCEST Is A Bad Idea

    · 47 min · S14 E92 · Explicit

    William is finally ready to unveil the secret Sexted Christmas card design he’s been working on - and Jordan can’t decide whether to be angry or flattered. The boys also tackle a whole host of your modern-day dilemmas,…

  47. William's Got A BRAND NEW Job | Plus Some CLASSIC Northern Parenting

    · 32 min · S14 E91 · Explicit

    William and Jordan catch up on a brimming inbox and postbag, with some classic Northern parenting quotes and outrageous tales from the wild world of PAs and EAs. William's also got some very strong opinions on cheese…

  48. Help My Suitcase Is VIBRATING | And Jordan's toilet LOW POINT

    · 46 min · S14 E90 · Explicit

    After William gets a stern telling-off for indulging in a midday martini, Jordan reveals some toilet behaviour that might just mark his lowest point yet. The boys then tackle your dilemmas regarding how soon is ‘too…

  49. Jordan's REPLACED With AI | And Who Is More Of A GENTLEMAN

    · 31 min · S14 E89 · Explicit

    Jordan has made another demand (we think a theme is developing here) and this time it was for some AI contributions to see if his job is really under threat. So please welcome the newest member to team Sexted… JI! As…

  50. Help It's A POO SPECIAL | And Jordan Does DRAG RACE

    · 47 min · S14 E88 · Explicit

    Jordan made a request for more dilemmas involving poo, and what Jordan wants, Jordan gets! Before the boys realise the ‘sh*t-suation’ they’ve found themselves in, there’s plenty of chat about northern parenting, Drag…

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