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Help I Sexted My Boss

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In Help I Sexted My Boss, manners meets mayhem! Two wildly different worlds collide as William Hanson and Jordan North take on the hilarious challenges of modern life. Expect laugh-out-loud stories, brutally honest moments, and a friendship that’s as unlikely as it is unfiltered.

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  1. Help I Hooked Up With Her Dad | And Halloween Dress Codes

    · 46 min · S2026 E85 · Explicit

    After Jordan proclaims to have discovered ‘sound bars’, William has a revelation of his own to admit that will, for once, have us asking - “Has he changed?” The boys also tackle your dilemmas on finding nits in your…

  2. Sexted Spelling Bee And Jordan’s Weekend Candle

    · 36 min · S2026 E84 · Explicit

    Things get SAVAGE in today’s episode as Jordan North and William Hanson go head to head in a Sexted-style spelling bee - but who will come out victorious? We also discover Jordan’s latest weekend obsession. -- Want…

  3. Help There’s An Old Man Watching | And William's Coffee Whinge

    · 42 min · S2026 E83 · Explicit

    After Jordan falls asleep in a meeting, William has his own bone to pick with feeling tired and filter coffee! The boys also decide which one of them is the most assertive and help with a dilemma involving an…

  4. Middle Class Problems | And How To Wipe Your Willy

    · 34 min · S2026 E82

    Jordan North has recently become ‘aloof’ with pantry moths, which William Hanson deemed dead posh. Naturally, this got the boys wondering about YOUR most middle-class problems. But before we get too carried away with…

  5. Help She’s Eating A Kebab Out Of My Anus | And Jordan’s Moonlanding

    · 42 min · S2026 E81

    William Hanson had a brush with death this week, coming dangerously close to a full knockout on his way to the airport. Meanwhile, Jordan North has discovered Spain’s finest cleaning products and decided they’re better…

  6. Jordan Gets A Filling | And Our Most Hated Cutlery

    · 26 min · S2026 E80 · Explicit

    After Jordan North’s recent discovery of the Affogato, things take a turn for the extraordinary as he gets his hands on the infamous McAffogato. And if that wasn’t riveting enough, Jordan and William get into the…

  7. Help I Hate His Name | And Mr Pantry Moth

    · 44 min · S2026 E79 · Explicit

    It's been a long time coming, but Jordan's latest house guests mean he has finally out-poshed William Hanson - and he's NOT happy about it. The boys also take on answering your dilemmas involving masters, party…

  8. French Rug Penises | And Jordan Works On His Mini

    · 36 min · S2026 E78 · Explicit

    William and Jordan are here to answer the question that everyone wants to know the answer to: How many penises are there on the Bayeux Tapestry? William also finally convinces Jordan to take on the NY Times Mini…

  9. Help A Bit Of Semen Entered My Eye | And The Next Big Dessert

    · 50 min · S2025 E77 · Explicit

    After Jordan discovers the next summer 'smash' which apparently we'll all be putting in our mouths next year, he's brought back down to earth with a bang after finding out William's been getting his lips around it for…

  10. Jordan’s Personal Preferences | And Object Upgrades

    · 30 min · S2026 E76 · Explicit

    Who doesn’t like a warm bum on a cold toilet seat? A little tongue in the ear action? It’s all about personal preference! The boys also discuss which everyday objects should have extras attached to them - for better or…

  11. Help I Want To Be Locked Up | And Sexted ‘Out Of Office’...

    · 50 min · S2026 E75 · Explicit

    In a creative decision that literally everyone (no one) asked for, we are proud to announce the first ever Help I Sexted My Boss episode with added ‘Ben Cam’. The boys also address your dilemmas regarding telling…

  12. Jordan Is A Fruber?! | And How To Drop The Poo Bomb

    · 36 min · S2026 E74 · Explicit

    Is Jordan North a FRUBER?! One G&Diva has blown the lid off the weird and wonderful world of Frube related activities, and frankly, we’re not sure the boys will ever look at a yoghurt tube the same way again… PLUS,…

  13. Help We’re Getting Intimate | And William is Ainsley Harriott?!

    · 47 min · S2026 E73 · Explicit

    What exactly counts as intimate? Jordan North and William Hanson have VERY different answers, and neither is willing to back down. Jordan is also forced to confront the fact he’s stolen one of William’s toilet habits…

  14. The Sexted Exam | And School Rumours

    · 34 min · S2026 E72 · Explicit

    Could YOU still pass a Year 6 exam? Jordan North and William Hanson are about to find out, as the boys put their brains to the ultimate test and attempt to remember ANYTHING they learnt when they were 10 years old.…

  15. Help We’ve Gone Back To School | And William’s Shameful Secret

    · 45 min · S2026 E71 · Explicit

    It's time to iron the white shirts and dust off the silk ties - William and Jordan are going back to school! The boys discuss how long a school tie should be, going to Saturday school, and why Jordan had to regularly…

  16. Has Jordan’s VOICE Changed?! | And Poppins Parody

    · 29 min · S2026 E70 · Explicit

    Would you be cringed out listening to a version of yourself from nearly 10 years ago? Well that’s exactly the ordeal that Jordan was put through as we replayed moments from the first couple of series to see once and…

  17. Help That’s Not My Man Porridge | And Spanish Ironing Boards

    · 46 min · S2026 E69 · Explicit

    Every day's a school day, and that even counts on your holidays. Jordan learnt that you should never iron naked in Spain and William learnt that martinis are always dirty in Chicago. But if you listen to this episode,…

  18. Jordan Loses His SH*T | And Wendi’s Coffee Table Books

    · 29 min · S2026 E68 · Explicit

    Jordan North reaches breaking point during a fiercely competitive game of Guess the ’90s Children’s TV Theme, as one innocent theme tune sends him into complete disarray. Meanwhile, the boys are faced with another…

  19. Help I’ve Got A Limp Shake | And William Tries Jordan’s Sausage

    · 49 min · S2026 E67 · Explicit

    Have you got a limp wrist? A soft shake? If so, Jordan North thinks he knows exactly what sort of person you are. The boys also debrief on what REALLY happened at the Sexted and Capital Breakfast BBQ, including trying…

  20. X-Rated Film Puns | And Pillow Fluffers

    · 30 min · S2026 E66 · Explicit

    William Hanson and Jordan North get uncharacteristically steamy this week, reeling off a list of X-rated G&Diva movie titles so filthy they had the entire team wheezing on the studio floor. Elsewhere, the lads once…

  21. Help I’ve Borrowed My Neighbour's Toys | And Double Moustaches

    · 45 min · S2026 E65 · Explicit

    Jordan is becoming a man of culture, and he's found the perfect phrase to let everyone around him know it. Meanwhile, William is extremely upset about the state of the toilet paper industry. The boys also tackle your…

  22. William Tries to Catch Jordan Out | And Who's Spooning Who?

    · 32 min · S2026 E64 · Explicit

    William Hanson and Jordan North take part in an etiquette test and discuss the pros and cons of being a big spoon/little spoon. The boys also dive into some listener replies regarding sh*gging with a smart watch on and…

  23. Help I've Grown A Moustache | And I Found Dad's Secret Account…

    · 46 min · S2026 E63 · Explicit

    Jordan's latest moustache has been attracting plenty of attention, although perhaps not for the reasons he'd hoped, while William's recent etiquette video has the internet wondering whether common sense really needed…

  24. Things To Do Before You’re 40 | And William the Undertaker

    · 28 min · S2026 E62 · Explicit

    Could you imagine William as a London tour guide? Jordan as a camp counsellor? In today’s episode, the boys go through your suggestions for their alternative jobs and hear your ideas for what they need to do before…

  25. Help That’s Not Beauty OR The Beast | Uno’s Gone Woke

    · 48 min · S2026 E61 · Explicit

    How would you react if you got more than you bargained for from a dodgy copy of Beauty and The Beast? William and Jordan find out the answer to that question and more. Jordan's also complaining that your favourite…

  26. Campest Modes Of Transport | And Jordan’s Magic Carpet

    · 27 min · S2026 E60 · Explicit

    William and Jordan are being taken for a ride this week as they decide the campest modes of transport. There's also more keeping white clothes white chat and William remembers the time his penthouse almost went up in…

  27. Help I Left My Sunnies At My Situationship | And Jordan Can’t Speak

    · 40 min · S2026 E59 · Explicit

    Jordan's convinced the flavour of chocolate has changed, William's suddenly obsessed with crocs (not the shoes) and one G&Diva needs to convince their ex situationship they're not trying to exchange their sunglasses…

  28. The Etiquette Police Come For William Hanson | And Sexytime AC

    · 28 min · S2026 E58 · Explicit

    Someone's been a very naughty boy, and the etiquette police have come knocking for William. Will his defence stand up to scrutiny, or will he be sent to prison quicker than you can say "laser pointer" to a Swiss…

  29. Help My Dentist Proposed To Me | And We’re All Miserable…

    · 50 min · S2026 E57 · Explicit

    A grey cloud has entered the studio, and its name is Jordan North… It's the morning after the England semi-final and spirits are low. Jordan's basically in tears from the experience, and to make matters worse, he's…

  30. Mistaken Identities | And Skinny Dipping Fun

    · 35 min · S2026 E56 · Explicit

    The 'horny' vibes are still strong in the air, as Jordan has been filming himself running topless in the park and can't seem to stop talking about wanting to go skinny dipping. The boys also nearly come to blows…

  31. Help I’ve Been Wiping My Face With His D*ck Towel | And EVERYONE’S Horny

    · 48 min · S2026 E55 · Explicit

    After a G&Diva casually mentions they like to keep track of who they thought was the most amusing in each episode, William and Jordan decide to actively compete in being the funniest person on the podcast. There's also…

  32. Strava Caught Me Sh*gging | And William Is A FAKE

    · 26 min · S2026 E54 · Explicit

    What do you do when your Strava detects some 'unusual activity' from the comfort of your own home? And how do you deal with the fact your best friend is turning into a FAKE?! The boys deal with both of these…

  33. Help I’m A Feminist | And What’s Your Body Count?

    · 49 min · S2026 E53 · Explicit

    A gym bro who won't share a squat machine and a boyfriend who's worried by their partner's body count leads to Jordan declaring himself a feminist - and we're not complaining. Elsewhere William's keeping a holiday…

  34. The Beef With Wendi Continues | And Jordan’s New Aroma

    · 24 min · S2026 E52 · Explicit

    William just doesn’t know when to stop and is ready to pour more fuel on the fire for his beef with Wendi. But how will she react to his latest slander? Meanwhile, Jump Cut Jack has noticed a nostalgic aroma from…

  35. Help I’ve Scalded My A***hole | And Wendi’s Reply…

    · 42 min · S2026 E51 · Explicit

    Jordan's back from his mum's 60th birthday, and there's much to debrief on. Wendi has also heard William's recent comments about her, and let's just say SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED. Will William be able to resist having the…

  36. Help I Fact Up! | With Joe Thomas And James Buckley

    · 53 min · S2026 E50

    OOO PODCAST FWIENDS! After months of Jordan's requests (which verged on begging), we've finally got Joe Thomas and James Buckley from 'The Inbetweeners' and the 'Joe and James Fact Up!' podcast in for a chat! First…

  37. Help I Regret Pup Play | And My Bad Boyfriend

    · 44 min · S2026 E49 · Explicit

    After Jordan called up one of his three brothers to say "I love you" for the first time, it seems word of this has reached the rest of them, and they ARE NOT happy about it. Meanwhile, not content with West End…

  38. Daddy Pig’s A Misogynist | And Licking The Spice Out

    · 25 min · S2026 E48 · Explicit

    When you think about the most evil villains of all time, there are a few obvious candidates. The Joker, Joffrey Baratheon, and Voldemort to name but a few. But there's a new contender in town, and he's big, pink and…

  39. Help I Can’t Say I Love You | And Steamy Expectations

    · 49 min · S2026 E47 · Explicit

    William is flabbergasted when he finds out that his best friend and co-host has never said "I love you" to ANY of his brothers. Meanwhile, Jordan is shocked by the increase in attention he's been getting at the gym…

  40. Fancy Dress Fantasies | And Dry Humping

    · 23 min · S2026 E46 · Explicit

    We all have fantasies. Some of us like a perfectly mixed Martini at midday, whereas others prefer to be tied up with a velvet dressing gown belt. And some of us like to be wooed by people dressed up as fictional…

  41. Help He’s Got Secret Viagra | And Bussing It With Wayne Rooney

    · 44 min · S2026 E45 · Explicit

    Jordan's back from Soccer Aid with tales from the dressing rooms. Not to be outdone on dressing room chat, William's been hard at work preparing for his West End debut and has an update on his bevel. The boys also help…

  42. Help I Sexted Toni And Ryan! | With Titanic Reenactments

    · 46 min · S2026 E44 · Explicit

    Worlds collide as visitors from the other side of the world grace the Sexted studio - it’s only Toni and Ryan! How will William and Jordan react to a pair of Australians clinking glasses? How will Toni and Ryan react…

  43. Help He’s Entering My Tardis | And We've Got A New Studio!

    · 37 min · S2026 E43 · Explicit

    The Help I Sexted My Boss studio has had a glow up, and the boys are fizzing with excitement! There are new features, new dilemmas, and newfound respect for anyone who thinks it's sexy to dress up as Doctor Who in the…

  44. Jordan’s Philosophies | And Airport Nightmares

    · 23 min · S2026 E42 · Explicit

    Not many people claim to be a wise man, but not many people are Jordan North! We’ve got philosophies and mantras galore to add to your life alongside some vital holiday hacks. There’s also an enraged William and a…

  45. Help I’m Monster-Sized | And Jordan’s A GNOME?!

    · 44 min · S2026 E41 · Explicit

    Not to be outdone by his co-host, Jordan has some of his own ‘big’ news to share regarding his new pint-sized role. But will the film industry seize this opportunity and cast him in one of the biggest roles in…

  46. Help I Sexted The Luxury Podcast

    · 41 min · S2026 E40 · Explicit

    William has finally done it and recorded a podcast episode with both of his work husbands around the same table. Will there be jealousy as Jordan and Jonathan fight over William's attention? Will tempers flare over…

  47. Help I’m A West End Girl | And Jordy’s Rants

    · 48 min · S2026 E39 · Explicit

    All aboard! William's got some news that you're not going to want to miss. Meanwhile, Jordan's unhappy about the suggestion of a 6am airport pint ban, the boys discuss their favourite flowers and they wonder whether…

  48. Jordan’s 2AM Cringe | And Is Wrestling Gay?

    · 30 min · S2026 E38 · Explicit

    What do you wake up at 2am randomly thinking about that still makes you cringe? Jordan has a long list, and it turns out that so do our G&Divas! Plus, Jordan questions the homosexual tendencies of wrestling, he ponders…

  49. Help I’m Sharing Soap With Strangers | And Speedo Season

    · 45 min · S2026 E37 · Explicit

    Would you accept a bar of soap from another gym member? Would you share a toothbrush with your partner? Would William look good in Speedos? The questions that William and Jordan find answers to are as varied as ever.…

  50. Granny Put What In Her Eye?! | And Jordan's Superstitions

    · 31 min · S2026 E36 · Explicit

    The boys are touching wood in the studio as they reveal all about their own superstitions. Spolier: Jordan has loads, William has none. Elsewhere there's a Granny putting something strange in her eye at night, the boys…

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