No Such Thing As A Fish

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1. Little Fish: Mike, can we say this?

   25 Oct 2026 · 33 min · S2 E52

   Dan gets exclusive facts about a 1980s TV megastar, while he, Anna and James discuss YOUR facts. This week's subjects include Canada, Collops and the Coney Island Cyclone. And the gang announce eight more Friend of the…

2. No Such Thing As Lithuanian Soap Ornaments

   22 Oct 2026 · 57 min · Episode 658

   Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Portuguese politics, Indian indexing and Japanese johns. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes…

3. Little Fish: Crufsts

   18 Oct 2026 · 33 min · S2 E51

   Andy and James explain why they can't do a high five without it being awkward, while they and Dan discuss YOUR facts. This week's subjects include chess, curling and curators. And the gang announce eight more Friend of…

4. No Such Thing As Ultrasonic Shark Welding

   15 Oct 2026 · 51 min · Episode 657

   Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wet wood, Catholic calendars and nutless noise. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club…

5. Little Fish: This Podcast may contain traces of the Peanut Podcast

   12 Oct 2026 · 30 min · S2 E50

   We find out why Dan is considered to be so smooth, while he, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts . This week's subjects include Kidneys, Korea, peanuts and Peter Pan. And the gang announce eight more Friend of the…

6. No Such Thing As Going To Spoiler Prison

   8 Oct 2026 · 57 min · Episode 656

   Russell T Davies joins Dan, Anna and Andy to discuss scandalous lives, Swansea brides, and slipping through time. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish…

7. Little Fish: Ant Tower

   4 Oct 2026 · 29 min · S2 E49

   Dan gives too much information about the comedian: [REDACTED], while he, Anna and Andy discuss YOUR facts . This week's subjects include helium, Humansville and holy holiday handouts. And the gang announce eight more…

8. No Such Thing As Alfred Hedgehog

   1 Oct 2026 · 57 min · Episode 655

   Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss fufu, Yakity-Yak and perplexing painkillers. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive…

9. Little Fish: Checking the Mark Hoppus

   27 Sep 2026 · 30 min · S2 E48

   Andy explains why he is a hashtag legend, while he, Anna and Dan discuss YOUR facts . This week's subjects include pedestriennes, presidents and pyramid schemes. And the gang announce eight more Friend of the Podcast…

10. No Such Thing As Tibetan Traitors

    24 Sep 2026 · 58 min · Episode 654

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Churchill, Clowns and Christopher Columbus. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive…

11. Little Fish: This Is A Song

    20 Sep 2026 · 30 min · S2 E47

    James tells us the only joke so-far in his hour of standup, while he, Anna and Andy discuss YOUR facts. This week's subjects include vampires, fires and football identifiers. And the gang announce eight more Friend of…

12. No Such Thing As Trigger's Stradivarius

    17 Sep 2026 · 59 min · Episode 653

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss valuable violins, validating vessels and Vincent Van Gogh. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes…

13. Little Fish: Four Times a Knight

    13 Sep 2026 · 31 min · S2 E46

    Anna gives a huge spoiler to one of Andy's novels, while they and James discuss YOUR facts. This week's subjects include Google, bloopers, Kenyan elephants and Kurt Vonnegut. And the gang announce eight more Friend of…

14. No Such Thing As Musical Toads

    10 Sep 2026 · 57 min · Episode 652

    Live from the Lund Comedy Festival in Sweden, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss toads, turf and Toxic Waste. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for…

15. Little Fish: Reindeer Animal Animal

    6 Sep 2026 · 34 min · S2 E45

    Andy tells us which item of clothing he often loses in the night, while he, Anna and James discuss YOUR facts . This week's subjects include henges, Hitler, Swedes and subs. And the gang announce eight more Friend of…

16. Bonus: Drop Us A Line - Will We Pass the Inspection?

    5 Sep 2026 · 36 min · Bonus

    Happy weekend everybody! We're sharing a Club Fish bonus episode our main feed. Drop Us A Line is our fortnightly audience feedback show, in which Andy, James and Anna sift through the correspondence sent in by…

17. No Such Thing As Alien Dust

    3 Sep 2026 · 54 min · Episode 651

    Rhys Darby joins Dan, James and Anna to discuss Santorini, sheep and suspending sacks of spuds. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free…

18. Little Fish: No Orifice Boy

    30 Aug 2026 · 31 min · S2 E44

    James describes the time he inhabited a giant robot, while he, Anna and Andy discuss YOUR facts. This week's subjects include candles, Canada and camphor. And the gang announce eight more Friend of the Podcast…

19. No Such Thing As An Emotional Support Wig

    27 Aug 2026 · 54 min · Episode 650

    Live from the Royal Institution, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss boffins, blankets, baldness and Binks. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for…

20. Little Fish: Pope Guilty the First

    23 Aug 2026 · 31 min · S2 E43

    Dan finally learns the truth about a playground rumour, while he, Anna and James discuss YOUR facts . This week's subjects include naughty Newfoundlanders, olive oil, and pointing at pumpkins. And the gang announce…

21. No Such Thing As The Have An Ice Cream Bird

    20 Aug 2026 · 51 min · Episode 649

    Live from the Royal Institution, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bird songs, big starfish, basic security and Bertha Suttner. Grey lourie bird media used with permission from @StoriesOfTheKruger |…

22. Little Fish: I'm Not Even On The Internet Right Now

    16 Aug 2026 · 34 min · S2 E42

    James does some gratuitous celebrity name-dropping while he, Dan and Anna discuss YOUR facts. This week's subjects include revels, rocks and railways. And Dan, James and Anna shout-out eight more Friend of the Podcast…

23. No Such Thing As Half-Past Purple

    13 Aug 2026 · 52 min · Episode 648

    Live from the Royal Institution, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss warmed fog, weird fines and wind farms. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for…

24. Little Fish: Put A Peanut In It

    9 Aug 2026 · 32 min · S2 E41

    The gang discuss YOUR facts, and Dan completes a Rubik's cube in just a few seconds. This week's subjects include Pakistan, pubs and printing papers. And Anna, James and Andy shout-out eight more Friend of the Podcast…

25. No Such Thing As A Toilet Break For A Tuna

    6 Aug 2026 · 53 min · Episode 647

    Live from the Royal Institution, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss big fish, big pencils and a big coincidence. Missed out on this live show? Get in-person or streaming tickets for the London Podcast Festival here:…

26. Little Fish: Moss Moss Mossmoss Moss

    2 Aug 2026 · 30 min · S2 E40

    Anna, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts including kitchens, cocktails and a chap named Cassell. Anna works out why she lost to James at archery. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians. Visit…

27. No Such Thing As The Mice Of The Fruit Bowl

    30 Jul 2026 · 56 min · Episode 646

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss stress, sentences and supermarkets. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus…

28. Little Fish: Short Back and Left

    26 Jul 2026 · 30 min · S2 E39

    Anna, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts including beards, barrels, scissors and Shostakovich. Andy explains why he is the true man of the people. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians. Visit…

29. No Such Thing As A Fence Made of Sausage

    23 Jul 2026 · 53 min · Episode 645

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Lou Bega, the black keys, and the travelling wheelbarrows. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes…

30. Little Fish: Get To The Bus!

    19 Jul 2026 · 31 min · S2 E38

    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts including jellyfish and Jesse Jackson. James sets the record straight over some slander that occurred while he was on holiday. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast…

31. No Such Thing As Sunscreen for Flies

    16 Jul 2026 · 54 min · Episode 644

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss smoking, sinking, sailing and sunscreen. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive…

32. Little Fish: Chromosomes are coming home

    12 Jul 2026 · 28 min · S2 E37

    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts including Curaçao, chips and chess. Dan and Andy compete to see who has the best cardboard box anecdote. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians. Visit…

33. No Such Thing As No Such Thing As A Crab

    9 Jul 2026 · 1 h 00 min · Episode 643

    Bertie Terrilliams of the Margate Crab Museum joins Dan, Anna and James to discuss cures, curators, crabs and KAPOW! Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club…

34. Little Fish: I believed it when Pythagoras said it

    5 Jul 2026 · 28 min · S2 E36

    Dan, Andy and Anna discuss YOUR facts including scaring cormorants, cleaning horses and recognising frogmen. Anna reveals what her first word was. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians. London…

35. No Such Thing As An Unlucky Fountain

    2 Jul 2026 · 56 min · Episode 642

    Jamie Morton joins Dan, Anna and Andy to discuss symmetry, lottery, and an erotic bee. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and…

36. Little Fish: Shall we put a podcast on? What a stupid idea!

    28 Jun 2026 · 30 min · S2 E35

    Dan, Andy and Anna discuss YOUR facts including pasta, Proust and pencils. Anna shares her secret 'Wheel of Life' game. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news…

37. No Such Thing As A Glazed Lizard Donut

    25 Jun 2026 · 56 min · Episode 641

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Disney Princesses, brave tailors and tangled lizards. Head to nosuchthingasafish.com/Risummer for tickets to our July shows at the Royal Institution! Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for…

38. Little Fish: Really Siding With The Baddies

    21 Jun 2026 · 31 min · S2 E34

    James, Andy and Anna discuss YOUR facts including huge holes and dangerous materials. James and Andy argue over a TikTokker who doesn't exist. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians. Visit…

39. No Such Thing As The Metal Bloke

    18 Jun 2026 · 54 min · Episode 640

    Nish Kumar joins James, Anna and Andy to discuss The Man Who Talks With String; The Man Who Sold The World; and the man you don't want directing your B-movie. Head to nosuchthingasafish.com/Risummer for tickets to our…

40. Little Fish: I've Booked Us In A Lovely Toilet

    14 Jun 2026 · 30 min · S2 E33

    Andy, James and Anna discuss YOUR facts including a road that's not a road; and lots of other places that are not where you might think. Anna discovers the true nature of God. And we name eight more Friend of the…

41. No Such Thing As Poddyversity Challenge

    11 Jun 2026 · 56 min · Episode 639

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss shamans, humans, theme parks and theme tunes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive…

42. Little Fish: Accordion To Whom?

    7 Jun 2026 · 30 min · S2 E32

    Anna, Dan and James discuss YOUR facts including salt, swine and CPR. We hear what Rufus Hound yelled to Dan in the street. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians. Head to…

43. No Such Thing As Chekhov's Volcano

    4 Jun 2026 · 56 min · Episode 638

    Greg Foot joins James, Anna and Andy to discuss vision, vacuums, volcanoes and Volvos. Head to nosuchthingasafish.com/Risummer for tickets to our July shows at the Royal Institution! Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for…

44. Little Fish: It's Nice To Say Titicaca

    31 May 2026 · 31 min · S2 E31

    Anna, Dan and James discuss YOUR facts including Hot Springs and Fat Controllers. Anna astonishes us all by failing to fall for a 2000s pop music hoax. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.…

45. No Such Thing As A Pastronaut

    28 May 2026 · 57 min · Episode 637

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss kitchen hygiene, a Commander-in-Chief, and NaHCO3. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and…

46. Little Fish: Swallowing A Fabergé Egg

    24 May 2026 · 29 min · S2 E30

    Anna joins Dan and Andy for her first Little Fish, discussing your facts including liver eating and toucan heating. We learn why you might want to put your socks on if you see Dan crawling around on the beach. And we…

47. No Such Thing As Uncle Egg

    21 May 2026 · 58 min · Episode 636

    Prodigal Podcaster Anna Ptaszynski returns! She joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss whistling bombs, wifi cars and wild oats. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.…

48. Little Fish: Unencumbered By Any Knowledge

    17 May 2026 · 30 min · S2 E29

    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including reaction times and daylight saving times. We learn why Andy doesn't fancy the secret to everlasting life. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.…

49. No Such Thing As A Whale In Your Car

    14 May 2026 · 55 min · Episode 635

    Manu Henriot joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss seaweed, spermaceti, stick houses and Spain. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free…

50. Little Fish: Still Rockin' The Cloaca

    10 May 2026 · 30 min · S2 E28

    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including Nottingham and wedding hams. Dan and Andy argue over Ben Stiller movies. Again. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians. Join Club Fish for…