93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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1. Surprise, It's a Finger!

   21 Aug 2026 · 2 h 23 min

   Here's your towel... hoe. Ashley boned herself. Everything you've ever wanted to know about fart corner. Originally aired August 21, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2. Little Debbie/Big Debra

   20 Aug 2026 · 2 h 22 min

   Monkey whisperers. Hot for Teacher. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a drive-thru drive-by. Originally aired Thursday, August 20, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

3. PT Loser

   19 Aug 2026 · 55 min

   Originally Aired August 19, 2026: Wanna be in our frat? Here's the cocaine. Facebook Marketplace treasures. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting a parking ticket while you're dead. Listen & subscribe to…

4. HOA-holes

   18 Aug 2026 · 2 h 25 min

   Originally Aired August 18, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Hot or not? Everything you've ever wanted to know about range goggles. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more,…

5. The Blob

   17 Aug 2026 · 2 h 27 min

   Originally Aired August 17, 2026: The word of the day is "Harvest." Fads that didn't survive the 80s. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting ditched at prom. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple…

6. RIIIGGGHHHTTT?!?!?!

   14 Aug 2026 · 2 h 20 min

   Originally Aired August 14, 2026: Paralyzing poop. Helicopter moms. Everything you've ever wanted to know about owning the sun. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more,…

7. Copy Crappie

   13 Aug 2026 · 2 h 26 min

   Originally Aired August 13, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Machete man VS hatchet man. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the poop knife. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple…

8. Luxury Letdown

   12 Aug 2026 · 2 h 24 min

   Originally Aired August 12, 2026: New gig for the gamers. Old Style. Everything you've ever wanted to know about bathtub potatoes. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more,…

9. Cross-Fit

   11 Aug 2026 · 2 h 25 min

   Originally Aired August 11, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. I don't know why he swallowed the fly, he won't say why. Everything you've ever wanted to know about hella-dork. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple…

10. Hot Tub heart Brea

    10 Aug 2026 · 2 h 28 min

    Originally Aired August 10, 2026: Doctor P answers medical questions. Scooter takeover. Everything you wanna know about the worst neighbor to ever exist. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or…

11. Let's Ride

    7 Aug 2026 · 2 h 24 min

    Originally Aired August 7, 2026: International Beer Day. The ocean is none of your business. Everything you wanna know about Josh being a weather balloon. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or…

12. Feet Juice

    6 Aug 2026 · 2 h 23 min

    Originally Aired August 6, 2026: 40 year old drawers. Who's hungry for genitals? Everything you've ever wanted to know about the most dangerous animal in Minnesota. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts,…

13. Way Coul Junior

    5 Aug 2026 · 2 h 23 min

    Originally Aired August 5, 2026: Little bit of this, little bit of that. When parrots attack. Everything you wanna know about the fart that ended Spiderman. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or…

14. Dawn of the Doobie

    4 Aug 2026 · 2 h 26 min

    Originally Aired August 4, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Jim penis. Everything you wanna know about undercover shrubs. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit…

15. This Tastes Like Toes

    3 Aug 2026 · 2 h 21 min

    Originally Aired August 3, 2026: Jogger slaughter. Spite spikes. Everything you wanna know about why you shouldn't mess with Jonah Hill. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For…

16. Happy SummerSlam Weekend!

    31 Jul 2026 · 2 h 20 min

    Originally Aired July 31, 2026: Living Legend Wrestling Referee Rob Page in studio. Naded ceiling man. Everything you wanna know about fish sauce. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon…

17. Throat-Hausen

    30 Jul 2026 · 2 h 22 min

    Originally Aired July 30, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. The turd that ruled the mosh pit. Everything you wanna know about public masturbations being everyone else's problem. Listen &…

18. Hey Pork Chop!

    29 Jul 2026 · 2 h 23 min

    Originally Aired July 29, 2026: Those who can't play pool, play darts. 27 sneezes in row. Everything you wanna know about the man from Nantucket. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon…

19. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife

    28 Jul 2026 · 2 h 22 min

    Originally Aired July 28, 2026: Jimothy the Mutant Raccoon. GTA mode. Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you wanna know about the dark side of Tinder. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or…

20. You'll Love Our Meat in Your Mouth

    27 Jul 2026 · 2 h 25 min

    Originally Aired July 27, 2026: Dinner with a side of ants. NO LAUGHING IN THE MOVIE THEATER! Everything you wanna know about snake pizza. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For…

21. Poop Shoes

    24 Jul 2026 · 2 h 20 min

    Originally Aired July 24, 2026: Welcome to the jungle, we have beefy franks. Hulk VS Hulk. Everything you wanna know about Okilly Dokilly. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For…

22. Journey of Love and Girth

    23 Jul 2026 · 2 h 20 min

    Originally Aired July 23, 2026: Mime penis is out. Stop yelling at me! Everything you wanna know about getting revenge with a poop backpack. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music.…

23. Ozzy Day

    22 Jul 2026 · 2 h 23 min

    Originally Aired July 22, 2026: Don't you look at me! There's a man on top of the train, and he's naked. Everything you wanna know about flooding your apartment by stripping. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple…

24. Menstrual Tramps

    21 Jul 2026 · 2 h 25 min

    Originally Aired July 21, 2026: Russian dong-chomper. The Seamen Letters. Everything you've ever wanted to know about playing the didgeridoo. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music.…

25. Ukulele Monday

    20 Jul 2026 · 2 h 21 min

    Originally Aired July 20, 2026: Whose pants are these? KATHAUSEN. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Boredom Arson. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit…

26. ("Best Of"): Fat & Sassy

    18 Jul 2026 · 2 h 26 min

    The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:…

27. Friday (Forreal This Time)

    17 Jul 2026 · 2 h 25 min

    Originally Aired July 17, 2026: Keep the butt stuff indoors. Trapped in a porta-potty. Everything you wanna know about Nick's favorite job perks. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon…

28. Outlaw Kitten

    16 Jul 2026 · 2 h 31 min

    Originally Aired July 16, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. 75,000 dollar dog sitter. Everything you wanna know about being starfished and naked on a dog food pallet. Listen & subscribe to the…

29. Sunshine Guilt

    15 Jul 2026 · 2 h 30 min

    Carmen Electralux. Aqua dumps. Everything you wanna know about sleep shaming. Originally aired Wednesday, July 15, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

30. Cliterature

    14 Jul 2026 · 2 h 30 min

    C. Willi Myles in the studio. Stripping for the dead. Everything you wanna know about secondhand breast implants. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show originally aired Tuesday, July 14, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener…

31. Super Diarrhea

    13 Jul 2026 · 2 h 26 min

    Doctor P answers medical questions. Death sexting. Everything you wanna know about Nick hating E.T. Originally aired Monday, July 13, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

32. Welcome to Girth & Bryan from Koo Koo

    10 Jul 2026 · 2 h 01 min

    Bryan from Koo Koo stops by to talk about the band's recent performance on America's Got Talent. Urinating with the rich and famous. Everything you wanna know about bong-holeo. Originally aired Friday, July 10, 2026.…

33. Semen Master

    9 Jul 2026 · 2 h 25 min

    We'll laugh about this later. Welcome to the wiener-pit. Everything you wanna know about Type 2 fun. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Thursday, July 9, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy…

34. F, Marry, Kill

    8 Jul 2026 · 2 h 34 min

    Originally Aired July 8, 2026: And then the eye fell out. You drive one ugly ass car. Everything you wanna know about emotional support lizards. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon…

35. DongDash

    7 Jul 2026 · 2 h 27 min

    Originally Aired July 7, 2026: C. Willi Myles in-studio. Badge Bunny. Everything you wanna know about bologna versus steroids. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit…

36. It Is...ALIVE

    6 Jul 2026 · 2 h 30 min

    Originally Aired July 6, 2026: New booze laws? Own a piece of Vikings history, but it might be covered in seaman. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Benadryl cocktails served to you by a stranger in a parking…

37. ("Best Of"): Pet Alimony

    3 Jul 2026 · 2 h 25 min

    The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:…

38. ("Best Of"): Whatever You Say, 'Stove'

    2 Jul 2026 · 1 h 31 min

    The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:…

39. ("Best Of"): Getting One of Those Dee-Vorces

    1 Jul 2026 · 2 h 02 min

    The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:…

40. ("Best Of"): Butt-Job Bob's Thousand-Thousand Mosh Pits

    30 Jun 2026 · 1 h 51 min

    The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:…

41. ("Best Of"): Plumbing is Just Water LEGO

    29 Jun 2026 · 2 h 29 min

    The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:…

42. ("Best Of"): Discount Store Dingleberry

    26 Jun 2026 · 2 h 04 min

    The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:…

43. Farewell Naz

    25 Jun 2026 · 2 h 24 min

    Originally Aired June 25, 2026: Sir, is that a buttplug? Finding out your spouse is a drug addict. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sucking harder than a clogged Dustbuster. Listen & subscribe to the show…

44. Cheese Johnson

    24 Jun 2026 · 2 h 25 min

    Originally Aired June 24, 2026: The biggest douchebag musicians of all time. Don't fall into the campground crapper. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Henderson, MN Sauerkraut Queen. Listen & subscribe…

45. Dildo Park

    23 Jun 2026 · 2 h 23 min

    Originally Aired June 23, 2026: The C-Word. Mountain Dew donuts. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Beaver Liquors. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit…

46. Liquid Herpes

    22 Jun 2026 · 2 h 27 min

    Originally Aired June 22, 2026: A borderline alcoholic searches for his missing rug. AI Robocop sucks at his job. Everything you've ever wanted to know about grandfather clocks. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple…

47. ("Best Of"): Nick Drank a Fart

    19 Jun 2026 · 2 h 26 min

    The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:…

48. Totally Penis!

    18 Jun 2026 · 2 h 23 min

    Originally Aired June 18, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Cool is still cool. Everything you wanna about skinny butt. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music.…

49. Sick Fern, Bro

    17 Jun 2026 · 2 h 19 min

    Originally Aired June 17, 2026: Description: Robo Bowl. Old fart balloons. Everything you've ever wanted to know about using a Ziploc bag as a condom. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or…

50. Hogbauer's Automotive

    16 Jun 2026 · 2 h 24 min

    Originally Aired June 16, 2026: There ARE laws when drinking White Claws. Russian ruff-lette. Everything you wanna know about being *slightly* above average. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify…