93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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1. Locktober

   28 Oct 2026 · 2 h 23 min

   Originally Aired October 28, 2026: Doggy-style sex and the Euro Step. Smells like a dildo. Everything you've ever wanted to know about spumoni. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or…

2. Live Radio Turns to Shhhhh

   27 Oct 2026 · 2 h 18 min

   Originally Aired October 27, 2026: Puppies! 170 bottles of beer in the truck... 170 bottles of beer... Everything you've ever wanted to know about Josh's drunk grandma. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app,…

3. Pornos & Dildos & Stuff

   26 Oct 2026 · 2 h 25 min

   Originally Aired October 26, 2026: Nailin' on a railin'. Hippy hate. Everything you've ever wanted to know about following your penis to disaster. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify…

4. Freeze! This is the Fart Police!

   23 Oct 2026 · 2 h 23 min

   Minnesota Viking Long Snapper Andrew DePaola. Celebrity couples that just don't make sense. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pole dancing with your partner. Originally aired Friday, October 23, 2026. See…

5. LL Cool Josh

   22 Oct 2026 · 2 h 25 min

   Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Old people dildos. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting chlamydia from your cat. Originally aired Thursday, October 22, 2026. See…

6. Teri-yucky

   21 Oct 2026 · 2 h 23 min

   $1,000 pile of pumpkins. The Squeaky Door Saloon. Everything you've ever wanted to know about flying cars. Originally aired Wednesday, October 21, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

7. You're Gonna Die Clown!

   20 Oct 2026 · 2 h 26 min

   Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Farts will get you fired. Everything you've ever wanted to know about our AI Overlords. Originally aired Tuesday, October 20, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

8. Blowing Smoke

   19 Oct 2026 · 2 h 24 min

   Doctor P answers medical questions. Bicycle drive-by. Everything you've ever wanted to know about at-home dentistry. Originally aired Monday, October 19, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

9. Cooter Canoe

   16 Oct 2026 · 2 h 20 min

   Originally Aired October 16, 2026: Everyone in Milwaukee is hungover. Apple a day keeps the baby away. Everything you've ever wanted to know about hot tub sex. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple…

10. Whose Load is This?

    15 Oct 2026 · 2 h 27 min

    Originally Aired October 15, 2026: Dick Biscuit. Are you the guy banging my ex-wife? Everything you've ever wanted to know about whizzing in the sink. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts,…

11. Squirt Switch

    14 Oct 2026 · 2 h 24 min

    Originally Aired October 14, 2026: Vape cloud culture. Your boss is a bitch. Everything you've ever wanted to know about how much ass dishwashers get. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts,…

12. Why They Call it a Beaver

    13 Oct 2026 · 2 h 24 min

    Originally Aired October 13, 2026: World-class entertainer C. Willi Myles. Robo fighters. Everything you've ever wanted to know about reptile expos. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts,…

13. Sex Diarrhea

    12 Oct 2026 · 2 h 24 min

    Originally Aired October 12, 2026: Are you PSYCHED? Fast food meltdowns. Everything you've ever wanted to know about iPad peepers. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you…

14. 5th Annual Border Bash (St. Croix Casino - Turtle Lake)

    10 Oct 2026 · 1 h 34 min

    Originally Aired October 9, 2026: 5th Annual Border Bash Live from St. Croix Casino - Turtle Lake. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the…

15. See ya at the Border Bash!

    8 Oct 2026 · 2 h 24 min

    Originally Aired October 8, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea in studio. Got turnt? Everything you've ever wanted to know about why your horse told you to go to the emergency room. Listen & subscribe to the show on the…

16. Road Boner

    7 Oct 2026 · 2 h 25 min

    Originally Aired October 7, 2026: Burnt Cheerio. Fire nipple. Everything you've ever wanted to know about too much breast material! Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever…

17. Shreking Your Brains Out

    6 Oct 2026 · 2 h 27 min

    Originally Aired October 6, 2026: Teenage Mutant Ninja Jackass. Who's cooking borscht in here? Everything you've ever wanted to know about searching for your father's remains inside of a whale stomach. Listen &…

18. Surprise Mace!

    5 Oct 2026 · 2 h 23 min

    Originally Aired October 5, 2026: Undefeated Vikings and Wild. Horrifying display outside Rocky Horror Picture Show. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the advertising mascots you derelicts want to fold.…

19. Put Down the Dildo

    2 Oct 2026 · 2 h 22 min

    Originally Aired October 2, 2026: Billy the kid. Ma, the meatloaf! Everything you've ever wanted to know about famous punchable faces. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever…

20. Corn Pouch

    1 Oct 2026 · 2 h 25 min

    Originally Aired October 1, 2026: Bear Knuckle Boxing. Special D-livery. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting a goal-oscopy. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or…

21. What Can WE Do for YOU?!

    30 Sep 2026 · 2 h 27 min

    Originally Aired September 30, 2026: Hey ChatGPT, am I going to jail? Mile High rub down. Everything you've ever wanted to know about my secret friend. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts,…

22. Empty Suit

    29 Sep 2026 · 2 h 19 min

    Originally Aired September 29, 2026: Your mom is on OnlyFans. Irritable Male Syndrome. Everything you've ever wanted to know about being JAPENEEEEEEESE! Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts,…

23. Lemon Party

    28 Sep 2026 · 2 h 26 min

    Originally Aired September 28, 2026: Josh's Halloween outfit idea. Bad day to be a crane operator. Everything you've ever wanted to know about shattered windshield glass in your Frosty. Listen & subscribe to the show…

24. Sneezures

    25 Sep 2026 · 2 h 17 min

    Originally Aired September 25, 2026: MN State Patrol in-studio. Friggin' try-hards. Everything you've ever wanted to know about stupid friggin' try-hards. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts,…

25. Cocainus

    24 Sep 2026 · 2 h 23 min

    Originally Aired September 24, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Drunk on a plane. Everything you've ever wanted to know about death by snail. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple…

26. No Regerts

    23 Sep 2026 · 2 h 24 min

    Originally Aired September 23, 2026: D in a bag! Sex after death. Everything you've ever wanted to know about smoking horse flies. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you…

27. Deadly dutch oven

    22 Sep 2026 · 2 h 26 min

    Originally Aired September 22, 2026: Death by pork sword. Gilmore sluts. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Hartford Whalers. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or…

28. I Got Your Nose!

    21 Sep 2026 · 2 h 21 min

    Originally Aired September 21, 2026: Dating Doctor P. Movie theater mace fight. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a Mountain Dew relapse. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts,…

29. Exploding Anus

    18 Sep 2026 · 2 h 20 min

    Originally Aired September 18, 2026: Who needs patience, when you have a gun? When you're sliding down the slide and your balls collide. Everything you've ever wanted to know about my big fat roasted pumpkins seeds.…

30. A unicycle, a ukulele, and a puppet show

    17 Sep 2026 · 2 h 23 min

    Originally Aired September 17, 2026: When trimming your bush goes terribly wrong. Why is my poop green? Everything you've ever wanted to know about Nick's birthday! Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple…

31. Mike, Mike

    16 Sep 2026 · 2 h 24 min

    Originally Aired September 16, 2026: You callin' me a dog? Married, not buried. Everything you've ever wanted to know about living right next door to hell. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple…

32. 651-551-9393

    15 Sep 2026 · 2 h 28 min

    Originally Aired September 15, 2026: World Class Entertainer C. Willi Myles. You should be embarrassed. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the devil's doorbell. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple…

33. Beef Slap

    14 Sep 2026 · 2 h 26 min

    Originally Aired September 14, 2026: You can butter my bagel. Josh is building a race car. Everything you've ever wanted to know about reverse OnlyFans. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or…

34. Remembering 9/11 After 25 Years

    11 Sep 2026 · 2 h 24 min

    Originally Aired September 11, 2026: First chat of the season with MN Vikings Long Snapper Andrew DePaola. Half-Assed Morning Flow. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the friendliest eel in Bangladesh. Listen…

35. Man VS Chimpanzee FIGHT TO THE DEATH

    10 Sep 2026 · 2 h 26 min

    Originally Aired September 10, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Drug dealer diary. Everything you've ever wanted to know about dogs that are bred to fight testicles. Listen & subscribe to the…

36. Motel 69

    9 Sep 2026 · 2 h 22 min

    Originally Aired September 9, 2026: Pee mountain. Killer Dick. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the orgy dome. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit…

37. The Kreme Mobil

    8 Sep 2026 · 2 h 26 min

    Originally Aired September 8, 2026: World Class Entertainer C. Willi Myles. A police officer who had no i-deer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting abandoned on Mount Fyoo-ji. Listen & subscribe to the…

38. ("Best Of"): Jerkwads vs. Buttlords

    7 Sep 2026 · 2 h 30 min

    The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:…

39. We Got the Beaks

    4 Sep 2026 · 2 h 24 min

    Originally Aired September 4, 2026: Fainting vs passing out. It feels good, doesn't it? Everything you've ever wanted to know about Roger Up! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music.…

40. Jaugust

    3 Sep 2026 · 2 h 25 min

    Originally Aired September 3, 2026: Crooked Jess being crooked. No dry humping in football. Everything you've ever wanted to know about gluing your penis shut. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify…

41. Wee Wee Peen Way

    2 Sep 2026 · 2 h 25 min

    Originally Aired September 2, 2026: Scratch and sniff...minus the scratch. Otters...still shady. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your out of control youth football coach. Listen & subscribe to the show on…

42. I'm Sexy and I Know It

    1 Sep 2026 · 2 h 28 min

    Originally Aired September 1, 2026: World Class Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Ideal pallbearer positions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the shadiest person you know... ya know? Listen & subscribe to the…

43. Boob-Weiser

    31 Aug 2026 · 2 h 27 min

    Originally Aired August 31, 2026: DoorFlash. You kiss your mother with that mouth... in front of your classmates?! Everything you've ever wanted to know about stealing over 1,000 cases of beer. Listen & subscribe to…

44. Pantie Sniffer

    28 Aug 2026 · 2 h 23 min

    Originally Aired August 28, 2026: My chair smells like douche. Aura-farming. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting ego'd. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For…

45. Jujitsu Bear

    27 Aug 2026 · 2 h 27 min

    Originally Aired August 27, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answered pet questions. Dance for a discount. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Josh's love for learning. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple…

46. Remembering Dolly Parton

    26 Aug 2026 · 2 h 21 min

    Originally Aired August 26, 2026: Biggar Penis Woods. Just because you ain't got no fuzz, doesn't mean you're not still a peach. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the call coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!…

47. The Brown Challenge

    25 Aug 2026 · 2 h 25 min

    Originally Aired August 25, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Carjack and Coke. Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about Doesthedogdie.com. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music.…

48. $3,200 Vagina

    24 Aug 2026 · 2 h 24 min

    Originally Aired August 24, 2026: Doctor P answers medical questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Never lie about a code brown. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Chad Vador. Listen & subscribe to the show on…

49. Surprise, It's a Finger!

    21 Aug 2026 · 2 h 23 min

    Here's your towel... hoe. Ashley boned herself. Everything you've ever wanted to know about fart corner. Originally aired August 21, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

50. Little Debbie/Big Debra

    20 Aug 2026 · 2 h 22 min

    Monkey whisperers. Hot for Teacher. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a drive-thru drive-by. Originally aired Thursday, August 20, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.