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Escape Goat

Mitchell Coombs

44 episodes

Hi kids, Mitchell Coombs here. Welcome to what I hope will be your new comfort show, Escape Goat. This is where you can escape your problems by humouring mine, and those of my regular “Co-Goats.” Join us for a dose of low-stakes nonsense every Monday and Thursday 🐐

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Episodes

  1. CO-GOATS: Blue Goo

    · 44 min · Explicit

    This week, Sam and Jenna arrange Oscar's perfect first date! Mitchell checks in (03:25) We need more Ratatouille (10:43) Stop with the Clowns (14:56) Giant Cereal Boxes (17:45) Chook's Dating Hotline: The first…

  2. CO-GOATS: Date Me

    · 46 min · Explicit

    Mitchell has left Oscar, Sam and Jenna back in charge for another episode of The Co-Goats! Jenna declares war on AI posters (04:36) Oscar wants everyone to shut up in public (08:07) Sam refuses to tip a QR code…

  3. CO-GOATS: Hooray!

    · 43 min · Explicit

    Mitchell has left Oscar, Sam and Jenna back in charge for another episode of The Co-Goats! We Don't Hooray Enough (05:17) The Opal Mafia (08:09) I'll Be The Judge Of That (11:27) Chook's Dating Hotline is…

  4. CO-GOATS: Feral Trolleys

    · 38 min · Explicit

    Mitchell has left Oscar, Producer Sam and friend of the show Jenna Benson unsupervised for this weekly Bonus series of Escape Goat: The Co-Goats! Feral shopping trolleys (05:34) Justice for cats (09:00) Who’s buying…

  5. #39: The Announcement

    · 1 h 01 min · S1 E39 · Explicit

    Aishlin culls her leftover DYKWRGUMG’s (04:57) The Announcement… (11:51) KIDDING! + Aishlin’s farewell (49:17) IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW IS AFFECTED BY THE ISSUES DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE, SUPPORT IS AVAILABLE:…

  6. #38: How Could You?!

    · 59 min · S1 E38 · Explicit

    Aishlin finally gets to see the fish (02:45) Stop sh!t shaming (08:30) Oscar's lost his lip balm (13:52) Bring back normal teeth (15:55) The Announcement: we're one episode away (19:27) Q&Aishlin: How Could You?…

  7. #37: Coming Out

    · 58 min · S1 E37 · Explicit

    The scammers are coming after Aishlin (07:26) Oscar declares war on wooden cutlery (14:07) Aishlin can’t emotionally part with any of her useless sh!t (17:37) The Announcement: someone has personal news (22:29) No…

  8. #36: Who's Leaving?

    · 1 h 05 min · S1 E36 · Explicit

    Mitchell’s blocked ducts (05:43) Aishlin's always watching (10:27) Anne Hathaway can't outrun a dinosaur (15:27) Who’s Fibbin?: one of the Co-Goats is leaving (20:04) Q&Aishlin: Could You Not? (38:45) KIDDING!…

  9. #35: Plot Twist

    · 46 min · S1 E35 · Explicit

    Mitchell’s raging affair with his sleep meditation man (07:32) Oscar has exhausted Sydney’s gay dating pool (16:35) Aishlin can’t get Voldemort out of her head (23:07) Plot twist: one of the Co-Goats has a secret…

  10. #34: Is That Right?

    · 51 min · S1 E34 · Explicit

    Mitchell declares war on high-admin food (05:50) Oscar has no tissues and no love life (07:33) Aishlin can see your empty coffee cup (09:58) The Announcement: spin-off, but why? (15:46) Q&Aishlin: Is that right?…

  11. #33: No Kidding

    · 1 h 02 min · S1 E33 · Explicit

    Mitchell’s spray tan tent nightmare (09:07) Straight men need better friends (15:35) Oscar demands justice for Joss Stone (19:31) The Announcement gets warmer (26:32) No Kidding: naughty dreams, old jobs & dating…

  12. #32: Evil Scientist

    · 48 min · S1 E32 · Explicit

    Producer Sam's Evil Laugh (2:55) Toilet Seat Whingers (07:36) Pens. Where are you? (11:25) Allergic to Air (14:11) Can you guess "The Announcement"? (19:19) Q&Aishlin - What'd You Get Away With? (24:27) KIDDING!…

  13. #31: Quiet Achievers

    · 44 min · S1 E31 · Explicit

    Quiet achievers (09:43) Dumb f*cks (14:31) More guesses for The Announcement (21:15) Aishlin's first knot (25:22) Pin The Dick On The Head: Dora does some exploring (30:03) KIDDING! (39:11) Send us a text: 0422…

  14. #30: Knots

    · 47 min · S1 E30 · Explicit

    How do you pronounce Marmalade? (01:48) I’m riddled with knots (10:01) What happened to whimsy? (13:16) THE ANNOUNCEMENT... Did you guess it? 🤔 (19:10) Cleaning your teeth in the shower (24:02) Q&Aishlin – Who put…

  15. #29: Dino Nuggets

    · 43 min · S1 E29 · Explicit

    We have an announcement… Any guesses? 👀 (07:06) Not every gadget needs an app (09:09) Convenience stores (15:54) You want me to… PRINT? (19:17) Pin The D!ck On The Head (21:11) KIDDING! Including the ‘Vibrato…

  16. #28: WHAT?!

    · 1 h 05 min · S1 E28 · Explicit

    We're asking the big question... WHAT?! Also in this episode: Fruit Rollups & friction burns (02:25) Mitchell’s Logies snubbing (09:06) Third spaces (17:49) If you’re in the quiet carriage, SHHH (22:04) Q&Aishlin…

  17. #27: Where's The Lions?!

    · 49 min · S1 E27 · Explicit

    Aishlin had a disappointing trip to the zoo (02:03) Give the Uber drivers a break (10:41) There’s no good time to survey me (16:22) Biblical floods! (19:58) Pin the D!ck on the Head (25:01) KIDDING! (35:31) Send…

  18. #26: Where'd You Wake Up?

    · 53 min · S1 E26 · Explicit

    Men are weak (01:17) Natalie Barr got got (07:47) Where are fruit roll-ups? (13:02) Smells like blood and c*m (15:12) Q&Aishlin - Where did you wake up? (19:08) KIDDING! (46:31) Send us a text: 0422 948 202…

  19. #25: My Uterus!

    · 49 min · S1 E25 · Explicit

    The lads experience a period pain simulator in solidarity with Aishlin and woman-kind everywhere. Also in this episode: Mini shit (06:06) Stupid receptacles (10:32) Chook’s psoriasis (15:25) Pin The Dick On The…

  20. #24: FOMOOT

    · 52 min · S1 E24 · Explicit

    Aishlin’s in the wars (00:20) Happy Birthday, Producer Sam! (02:05) Mitchell’s FOMOOT (06:04) Aishlin gives us a tarot reading (08:28) Tonsilitis (14:06) It’s 2026… Fix the internet, ploise (17:49) What did you…

  21. #23: “Nah It’s Not”

    · 39 min · S1 E23 · Explicit

    Oscar dated a listener (02:41) So called Genius (08:53) Leave your kids at home (16:21) It’s not for you (20:43) Oscar agrees every 66 seconds (22:53) KIDDING! (31:51) Send us a text: 0422 948 202 Follow our…

  22. #22: Mitchell’s 30th

    · 46 min · S1 E22 · Explicit

    Catching you up on Mitchell’s 30th bash. Also in this episode: Oscar's Uber driver affair (02:20) Tamagotchis are too needy (07:46) Bring Back Buffets! (14:02) Why are all the stoves different? (18:23) Mitchell's…

  23. #21: We're Back!

    · 50 min · S1 E21 · Explicit

    Season one is officially underway! (01:55) Trackie fluff (11:49) Super glue is full of sh!t (16:09) Toe socks are revolting (20:30) Q&Aishlin – You and what army? (24:55) KIDDING! (39:14) Send us a text: 0422 948…

  24. #20: The Incident

    · 56 min · Episode 20 · Explicit

    We're taking a li'l break after this episode, but we won't be gone long!! Consider this the season finale of 'Season f**k around and find out'... We'll be back to kick off season 1 soon. Enjoy! Xx In this episode:…

  25. #19: Whatever!

    · 51 min · Episode 19 · Explicit

    Cinema Crimes (05:30) Merch is getting out of hand (10:28) Toy Story 5 was fine (18:13) Aishlin unzips into a lizard (22:54) Oscar’s starring role in a Healthy Harold segment (26:06) KIDDING! (37:37) Send us a…

  26. #18: What Were You Thinking?

    · 50 min · Episode 18 · Explicit

    Aishlin has a giiirlfriiiend (00:47) Charity guilt trips (08:21) There's never enough cheese (16:11) Bloody Facebook memories (19:18) Q&Aishlin - What did you forget? / What were you thinking? (24:33) KIDDING!…

  27. #17: THIN ICE

    · 48 min · Episode 17 · Explicit

    Our ol’ mate Jenna Benson fills in for Aishlin! Also in this episode: Hot pilates instructor (01:42) Mitchell just wants a regular (07:01) No s**t, Sherlock (16:02) Pin The D!ck On The Head (23:30) Producer Sam's…

  28. #16: I Forgot

    · 41 min · Episode 16 · Explicit

    ’Not My Cup of Tea’ alumni Talecia Vescio joins the herd! Also in this episode: Mitchell's dementia (04:46) What about Tassie? (16:11) Look at you now, mate (20:14) Who's fibbin'? (22:15) KIDDING! (33:15) Send…

  29. #15: THINGS

    · 53 min · Episode 15 · Explicit

    That’s right, we talked about THINGS… Such as: Shrek was for the adults (01:06) The glass is FINE! (08:52) Let me see the fish (16:11) Lactose intolerant girlies (23:11) Q&Aishlin - What have you sat on? (26:44)…

  30. #14: In What Realm?

    · 51 min · Episode 14 · Explicit

    Producer Sam's ceremonial burning (05:32) All AI bots can rot (11:59) Queen of the fitting room (21:38) Aishlin orders a side of paranoia (26:26) Who's fibbin'? (31:12) KIDDING! (40:33) Send us a text: 0422 948…

  31. #13: Gummy Thwop

    · 45 min · Episode 13 · Explicit

    Coming to you from Darwin, Northern Territory! Oscar’s stalker (05:16) Crocodiles are vile (11:18) Where pizza shops are going wrong (18:33) 5 star showers aren’t enough for Oscar (20:56) Pin the dick on head…

  32. #12: The Dawn Dip

    · 45 min · Episode 12 · Explicit

    Our group therapy session (01:12) Mitchell's morning crisis (08:04) We're underutilising the Muppets (16:44) Oscar wants a pity laugh (23:28) Pin the D!ck on the Head (29:29) KIDDING! (38:56) Send us a text: 0422…

  33. #11: What Did Your Mum Make Of It?

    · 46 min · Episode 11 · Explicit

    Bingo is bloody stressful (04:57) Discrepancies (09:12) How good's a bench? (14:14) RIP Chook's umbrella (21:09) Q&Aishlin - What did your mum make of it? (25:18) KIDDING! (40:37) Send us a text: 0422 948 202…

  34. #10: Justice for Delta

    · 45 min · Episode 10 · Explicit

    Mitchell’s sparkling water addiction (08:46) Oscar sees the light (17:11) Autumn wants blood (25:45) The stim report (29:22) KIDDING! (41:20) Send us a text: 0422 948 202 Follow our Instagram:…

  35. #9: You Can't Drive My Truck

    · 44 min · Episode 9 · Explicit

    Shania Twain’s terrible new song is our new obsession. Also in this episode: Fangirl guilt (04:22) You can't drive my truck (07:43) The lettuce debate (19:16) MOVE! There's a pram! (21:56) That's crazy (27:07)…

  36. #8: DYKWRGUMG

    · 57 min · Episode 8 · Explicit

    It stands for ‘Do You Know What’s Really Getting Up My Goat’… It’s gonna catch on! Also in this episode: We’re beating Joe Rogan (02:55) Aishlin's hard launch intervention (08:45) Tuckshop lady arms (14:05) Wet…

  37. #7: HARD LAUNCH!

    · 58 min · Episode 7 · Explicit

    Welcome to our OFFICIAL hard launch! Coming to you from Bundaberg, Queensland… Because, why not? Also in this episode: The two types of ADHD girlies (03:18) Pin the d!ck on the head (07:21) Let’s all quit thinking…

  38. #6: Eat Hot Chip, Go Bed

    · 45 min · Episode 6 · Explicit

    Meet our new team member (01:20) Mitchell’s skanky red robe (09:19) No offence, but… (19:10) We’re becoming boring and sensible (24:08) Why Mitchell copped a booze ban (29:44) KIDDING! (36:42) Send us a text:…

  39. #5: Bikkie Virginity

    · 46 min · Episode 5 · Explicit

    Mitchell’s appalling fingering technique (02:39) We’re getting too old for rides (07:07) Feedback for Chook (15:51) Oscar is fuming at cyclists (17:05) Kids meals as an adult (23:55) Aishlin’s tries Aussie…

  40. #4: What Have You Put?

    · 53 min · Episode 4 · Explicit

    The Chook stain (00:45) Shit hooks (05:54) The Devil Wears Prada 2 - NO SPOILERS! (08:46) Microwaves are out to get us (17:11) What Oscar wants in his pants (22:31) What have you put? (28:29) KIDDING! (41:20)…

  41. #3: Pin The Tail On The Dickhead

    · 56 min · Episode 3 · Explicit

    Mitchell comes bearing gifts (00:22) Amazon THIEVES (09:37) Update on our Facebook group name (20:15) Oscar held captive by elderly women (23:44) What Aishlin would prefer on her tits, not her back (29:29) Pin the…

  42. #2: When Have You Left?

    · 47 min · Episode 2 · Explicit

    Mitchell's in the bad books (00:27) Not a numbers guy (04:34) Carrying on about carry-on (10:40) BANDAIDS! (17:17) When have you left? (22:29) KIDDING! (32:43) Send us a text: 0422 948 202 Join our Facebook…

  43. #1: Soft Launch

    · 56 min · Episode 1 · Explicit

    If you’re listening to this, no you’re not… It’s a secret 👀 In this episode: Meet the team (02:05) Fire alarms (08:57) An overfilled kettle (17:03) Tiny screws (22:39) Vibrators going flat (25:42) Our censor…

  44. Trailer

    · 1:51 · Trailer

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