The Fairbairn Podcast

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1. Taking A Lap

   27 Oct 2025 · 1 h 09 min · S1 E73

   Jaxon's back from the mincing machine and the boys delve into some hot button topics around Saudi Arabia, Mark Zuckerberg, Florence Pugh and Lachlan's Taint. Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up to get…

2. BONUS: The Best Day of Jaxon's Life

   22 Oct 2025 · 29 min · S1 E72

   With Jaxon still minced, Ben joins Lachlan to recount what Jaxon described as the best day of his life. The boys also chat through the politics of wearing shoes to the gym. Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and…

3. Jaxon's Been Minced

   20 Oct 2025 · 1 h 05 min · S1 E71

   Special guest BEN is in Jaxon's seat today as they talk through Jaxon's unfortunate demise. We've also got mad libs, being left on emojis, some more dating life updates and much more. Follow the pod on Instagram…

4. BONUS: How many ways can Jaxon die in a year?

   15 Oct 2025 · 31 min · S1 E70

   The boys tackle some more of the toughest hypotheticals that Lachlan could find on Reddit. They even begin pondering their own philosophical questions around what really constitutes 'bread' or 'a sandwich.' Follow the…

5. Hermione is goated

   13 Oct 2025 · 1 h 10 min · S1 E69

   The boys discuss whether it's better to live in a big town or a city, while reminiscing on some of their high school memories. Plus you'd never believe it, there's more Harry Potter chat! Follow the pod on Instagram…

6. BONUS: Lachlan's Love Triangle

   8 Oct 2025 · 23 min · S1 E68

   The boys are back for another bonus ep and Lachlan has had an interesting night out on the town. Plus we also get into some top-tier content with word associations! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films…

7. The Worst Inventions Possible (And Impossible)

   6 Oct 2025 · 59 min · S1 E67

   The boys talk about dreams, star signs, Halloween costumes, and the worst possible inventions. Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep up with the boys on TikTok Produced…

8. BONUS: Naming Every Girl

   24 Sep 2025 · 32 min · S1 E66

   The boys are live from the farm in an undisclosed location in South Australia. Featuring guest appearances from a dog, a chicken and a father, the guys talk some exciting innovations in the patreon sphere, Jaxon's…

9. Convincing People We Have A Real Job

   22 Sep 2025 · 1 h 18 min · S1 E62

   The boys are live from Adelaide, back where it all started! We get to chatting about how dumb most people are (not you obviously), plus another voice message from everyone's favourite former member of Fairbairn Films.…

10. BONUS: Top 5 Days At School

    17 Sep 2025 · 35 min · S1 E63

    The boys reminisce on their school days as they talk through the universally accepted top 5 days to be at school. Lachlan also has an idea for an app, and would you believe it, Jaxon recounts some of the many times he…

11. The Best Ways to Use Free Will

    15 Sep 2025 · 1 h 17 min · S1 E64

    The boys are back after a big weekend and there's a lot to get through. There's a throwback to Covid living, an outrage over Sydney drivers, Lachlan's crush on a certain character from Matilda, plus Grandpa Fairbairns…

12. BONUS: Could You Spend 12 Years in A Bookstore?

    11 Sep 2025 · 26 min · S1 E63

    $2 million. One Bookstore. 15 years. Could you do it? The boys talk through the hardest hypothetical question we could find. Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep up with…

13. Explaining Zero Gravity Physics

    8 Sep 2025 · 59 min · S1 E59

    The boys talk get deep into the science as Lachlan channels Albert Einstein to give Jaxon a science lesson. The boys also talk parking fines, watching movies at school, and Will Gibb's obsession with a certain clothing…

14. BONUS: Chubbed In A Museum ft. Ed Oxenbould

    3 Sep 2025 · 43 min · S1 E61

    Ed is back with the boys for a red hot Bonus ep talking all things museums, erections, dap ups plus another classic blind ranking. Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep up…

15. Being The Hardest Fathers ft. Ed Oxenbould

    1 Sep 2025 · 1 h 07 min · S1 E60

    The boys are joined by friend of the show and Hollywood hunk Ed Oxenbould to chat through AI, fatherhood, simlish, acting, films and so much more. Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan…

16. BONUS: Top 5 Things To Do When You Get Home Drunk

    27 Aug 2025 · 25 min · S1 E59

    In this bonus episode the boys list their top 5 favourite things to do when they get home drunk, which is obviously not very often. Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep…

17. The Worst Day Of Jaxon's Life

    25 Aug 2025 · 59 min · S1 E58

    The boys talk through a mammoth weekend which involved almost getting into a fight, a very big brekkie, some more of Charlotte's cookies and a movie review. Plus we get an update on the boys love lives including…

18. BONUS: The Most Red Hot Ep We’ve Recorded

    20 Aug 2025 · 27 min · S1 E51

    Things get a little spicy in the studio as the boys dive deep into the sex work industry. Plus we've also got a blind ranking list for Lachlan. Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and…

19. Hot Hobbies Vs Virgin Hobbies

    18 Aug 2025 · 1 h 00 min · S1 E50

    The boys discuss which hobbies are hot and which are for virgins, but not before Jaxon regales us with his City2Surf stories. We also get a voice message from former friend Darcy PLUS the boys are jealous of current…

20. BONUS: The Toughest Would You Rather's

    13 Aug 2025 · 31 min · S1 E57

    The boys tackle some of the hardest Would You Rather's to ever hit the airwaves. Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep up with the boys on TikTok Produced By DM Podcasts…

21. The Most Expensive Dinner In History

    11 Aug 2025 · 1 h 00 min · S1 E56

    The boys talk about Lachlan's Beef with a TikTok fan account, the most expensive dinner anyone has ever eaten in Adelaide, plus we hear the worst L that anyone has ever sent into any podcast in the history of…

22. BONUS: The Top 5 Scariest Films We've Ever Seen

    6 Aug 2025 · 30 min · S1 E53

    The boys chat about some of the scariest movies they've ever watched, and I bet you won't believe which film franchise gets multiple mentions! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and…

23. The Tale of Jaxon The Sword Maker and Sensei Yansei Yamashita

    4 Aug 2025 · 58 min · S1 E53

    The boys recap their trip to Canberra for the live show, Jaxon talks about finishing the 75 hard challenge (he may not have mentioned it already) and Lachie takes us on a journey to Japan through the power of…

24. BONUS: The Top 5 Feelings We've Ever Felt

    30 Jul 2025 · 25 min · S1 E52

    The boys discuss their favourite feelings to feel, and examine why most of these feelings involve some kind of bodily fluid Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep up with…

25. Learning How To Shop Dad Style Ft Michael Blanchtown

    28 Jul 2025 · 59 min · S1 E50

    The boys talk through how to shop like their dad, the importance of calorie counting plus the scariest movie Jaxon has seen (as told by fill in guest Michael Blanchtown) Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn…

26. BONUS: Top 5 Books Of All Time

    23 Jul 2025 · 28 min · S1 E49

    The boys rate their top 5 books of all time. Number 3 might shock you! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep up with the boys on TikTok Produced By DM Podcasts See…

27. Breaking The Short King Stigma

    21 Jul 2025 · 1 h 03 min · S1 E48

    The boys tackle one of the biggest stigmas in our modern society, as well as the age old question: Do you really need to register your car? Plus a very special edition of Lachlan's Book Club. Follow the pod on…

28. BONUS: The Most Useless Superpowers

    16 Jul 2025 · 29 min · S1 E46

    The boys come up with the most useless superpowers imaginable, and a few that would be pretty useful. Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep up with the boys on TikTok…

29. Getting Old and Taking L's

    14 Jul 2025 · 1 h 00 min · S1 E45

    The boys ponder on some of life’s certainties, growing old and Taking L’s in the dating world. Plus Jaxon had a power outage… or did he? Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon…

30. BONUS: Best and Worst Animation studios

    9 Jul 2025 · 36 min

    The boys decide who’s making good animated movies and who’s making trash See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

31. Chiropractors aren’t real

    7 Jul 2025 · 1 h 35 min

    The boys are back and they have some serious opinions on medical practitioners. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

32. BONUS: Shrek

    2 Jul 2025 · 33 min

    Shrek. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

33. On The Farm Again

    30 Jun 2025 · 1 h 24 min

    The boys are back in SA to handle some business. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

34. BONUS: Bodily Problems

    25 Jun 2025 · 34 min

    The boys list all the problems and quirks to do with their bodies, and then talks about other stuff entirely. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

35. Childhood Injuries

    23 Jun 2025 · 1 h 24 min

    The boys detail some of their worst injuries growing up and other dangerous activities they go involved in. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

36. BONUS: Best Cheat Meals

    18 Jun 2025 · 23 min

    The boys list the best foods to eat when you’re just willing to cut loose. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

37. Prawn Trawlers

    16 Jun 2025 · 1 h 22 min

    The boys talk about Jaxon’s cat Brick, Lachlan’s favourite new YouTube channel, and 1940s Los Angeles. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

38. BONUS: Australian City Stereotypes

    11 Jun 2025 · 27 min

    The boys break down each stereotypes for each Australian city. Like it says in the title. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

39. What would you do with a billion dollars?

    9 Jun 2025 · 1 h 03 min

    Jaxon’s doing 75 day hard, Lachlan is getting drunk, and the boys ask each other what they would do if they were rich. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

40. BONUS: The Darcy Quiz

    4 Jun 2025 · 19 min

    Lachlan battles Darcy in a quiz involving questions he is really good at and ones he has no idea about. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

41. Darcy’s back

    2 Jun 2025 · 50 min

    Today the boys are joined by Darcy, former member of the team. They reminisce on old memories and dabble in some serious shenanigans. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

42. BONUS: Five Fingers, Infinite Fluids

    29 May 2025 · 28 min

    The boys rank every Shrek movie with too much passion & play a game where each person can shoot 5 different infinite liquids from their fingers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

43. Bomb threats & a trivia showdown

    26 May 2025 · 1 h 23 min

    If you’ve ever been ignored by Florence Pugh in your imagination, this one’s for you. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

44. BONUS - How many men would it take?

    22 May 2025 · 20 min

    The boys debate how many unarmed men it would take to defeat various animals. It gets graphic. And weirdly emotional. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

45. Lachlan's insane discovery

    19 May 2025 · 1 h 00 min

    This episode contains sub-zero camping, fashion disasters and one of the strangest art stories you’ll ever hear. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

46. BONUS: Trivia showdown

    14 May 2025 · 29 min

    The boys test each other’s knowledge on topics they actively dislike. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

47. The hour between 7 and 8AM is evil

    12 May 2025 · 59 min

    Jaxon spirals through message requests, Lachlan remembers Saturday Disney, and the boys debate the top 5 hours of the day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

48. BONUS: Unhinged translations

    7 May 2025 · 18 min

    Lachlan & Jaxon react to a list of unhinged English translations found on Japanese and Chinese restaurant menus, caution signs, and public toilets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

49. Cocktail crawl & Jazz

    5 May 2025 · 59 min

    The boys recap a chaotic cocktail crawl in Manly, reflect on ferry rides and Sydney icons, unpack their newfound love for jazz Plus: conspiracy chats, and a brutal history lesson on JFK’s sister. See…

50. BONUS: Story Swap

    1 May 2025 · 16 min

    Lachlan and Jaxon each write the first half of a story, then switch and finish each other’s — with deeply cursed results. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.