The Fairbairn Podcast
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123 episodes
Tune into a 45 min hang out with with sketch comedy duo and brothers Lachlan and Jaxon Fairbairn. Think banter about things that piss them off, soap box moments about things that don’t matter, and unique solutions to problems that never were an issue to begin with, Fairbairn Podcast is a natural performance based comedy podcast. The guys are sarcastic, but mean well and is a pullback behind the curtain of two of the biggest faces on the Australian internet.
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Technology That Makes No Sense
MERCH ON SALE NOW CLICK HERE PLEASE AND ALSO PATREON MEMBERS GET A 15% DISCOUNT You're dropped back into pre-industrial times with all of your worldly knowledge. Which pieces of technology could you accurately explain…
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We're Bringing the Pod Back
You've asked for it repeatedly and endlessly, so we're bringing the pod back. Oh also Lachlan is quitting to start a clam farm. We've got origin stories galore about the beginnings of this very podcast and the previous…
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How Much Money is Too Much
It's the age old question and who better to tackle this tough topic than one host with no money and terrible choices, and another with sensible investments. We also confront Jaxon about his Disney Adult tendencies, as…
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We Are President Of The World
Finally someone has put the experts in charge. We have some ideas to clean this place up, and its about time someone listened to us. Plus the boys get freaky and fiesty with a story exchange AND we answer some more of…
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Becoming The Next Shakespeare
Jaxon had a big night and ended up with an orange cat, there's a dutch company stealing our name, the boys make a sobering discovery about drinking and Jaxon doesn't understand how movies work. PLUS another fix your…
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Bricked Up at the Met Gala
It's a jam packed episode this week as we answer the questions that women want to know about men in our new segment: Boy Talk! Everything from aiming your whizz, the politics of clean underwear, erection complications…
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Orangutan Escape Plan
Can a monkey outsmart us? Well maybe, but can they outsmart an average person? Find out on this week's episode as we bring you the latest in animal news along with a new segment we're calling FICTION FRIDAYS, a totally…
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Fairbairn Films Returns To YouTube
There is drama both inside the studio and outside on the streets. First up we have an angry voice message from Darcy accusing one of the essential Fairbairn staff of not performing their duties adequately. Then we've…
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Jaxon's Night Terrors
It's a blockbuster show this week as Lachlan comes in hot with some revelations about the security at his house, as well as a few pet peeves his discovered at the gym. Then the boys get into some night time activities…
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Nuking Sweden Just In Case
It's Fairbairn time again and this week the boys have whipped themselves into shape! No more ramblings and pointless podcasting, we've got a plan (for next week). Debate club is back as the boys try to defend the…
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Life In Ancient Rome
Grab your tunics, slap on a fresh pair of sandals and come with us on a journey back in time to an empire that will surely never crumble. Your guides Lachlan and Jaxon await to reveal to you all the beauties that this…
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Lachlan's Guide To Parenting
Lachlan has had a harrowing experience at his local Subway sandwich retailer, and he has some tips and tricks for any parent that might find themself in a similar situation. Meanwhile, Jaxon is sick and has enlisted…
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Solving Sydney's Car Crisis
Citizens of the greatest city on earth will know one of its many flaws is the scourge of cars taking up all the spots that would otherwise be primed for Lachlan and Jaxon to park in. Well worry no more because we have…
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LACHLAN'S BACK And He Also Hates Italy
The world feels right again as our dear friend Lachlan Fairbairn is back to anchor the show we all love. We get a blow by blow account of his holiday highlights from Italy, Greece, Monaco, France and then Monaco again.…
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NOODLE FEET with Tilly Oddy-Black
It's an historic occasion for the Fairbairn podcast as we welcome our first ever female guest, the one and only Tilly Oddy-Black! Tilly joins Jaxon to touch the tip of the iceberg of Tilly lore, discussing everything…
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GET YOUR BOWELS CHECKED
Lachlan is away and the boys will play. Jaxon has enlisted the help of TikTok sensation Will Gibb to bring you a bountiful podcast chocked full of entertainment and education. The boys trudge through topics like…
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Finding Jaxon a Hinge Date
Those of you in our patreon would have been with us to craft Jaxon an irresistible Hinge profile, and now we all get to enjoy the fruits of our collective labour, as we trawl through the thousands of responses that…
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Toy Story Has Ruined My Life
We've listened to the feedback and heard you all begging, so we have dived in deep to investigate the artistic and cultural merits of both the Toy Story and The Incredibles franchises. But don't worry it's not all…
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We Hate Stomp Clap
Many people dream of one day of becoming famous & rich then being able to buy their parents a house, Jaxon has other ideas. We also get into the intricacies of the 2010 stomp clap phenomenon, PLUS an intellectual…
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Jaxon Went For a Huge Run
Real Jaxonheads out there will know that our man has been training his butt off for a 24 hour ultra-marathon and finally, it happened. Not to be outdone though, Lachlan drove for most of the run to help keep the team…
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Cube Lube
The boys are back on the eve of Jaxon's big run and he's outraged at a shocking oversight by Red Bull's organisers. Lachlan has also devised a list of the top 5 things to do while it's raining and #3 will PULVERISE…
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A Guide To Farm Work
Happy Tuesday fellow fairbairn fans! It's time for some good old fashioned farm yarns as the boys cast their minds back to the days when Daddy Fairbairn would put them to work on the great plains of Murray Bridge. We…
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We're Just A Floating Dot
The boys get introspective and self reflective as we tackle questions about morality, ethics, personal sacrifice and killing baby h*tler. We also get into some classic fairbairn family stories and questionable fashion…
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Superhero Sharehouse ft. Will Gibb
Joining the boys in studio today is star of new ABC show Bad Company Will Gibb! Will talks about his upbringing in Murray Bridge and what he's been up to since Lachlan and Jaxon moved away. Plus we have our dream…
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Bluey is In Trouble!
After Lachlan's ugly confrontation with a Wiggles legend, he's now decided he'll be standing up and helping another Australian kids icon. This time it's Bluey, who has found herself in a sticky situation with some…
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Grumble's Sexual Disaster
The boys are back after the Melbourne Comedy fest and ready to unload about everything that went down, plus a SHOCKING realisation for Jaxon. The boys also get into some cancelled movies, the saddest feelings, the…
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The Melbourne Episode (with Special Guest)
The boys are in Melbourne soaking up the fun of the Melbourne Comedy Festival, and they've found an old friend to join them for the podcast. Coming to you from the Cold Ones studio, Lachlan, Juice World and Darcy bring…
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Yelling At Kids
The boys are fired up! This disgrace has gone on for too long and it's time someone took a stand. Yes we're talking about possible the greatest issue of our current day: Kids on E-Bikes. We also talk through rich…
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Designing A New Kids Show
Due to an unfortunate incident Lachlan is currently beefing with one of The Wiggles, so we've decided to make our own cast of characters to form a rival childrens entertainment group! How hard could it be? Plus there's…
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Building The Perfect Superhero
Who is the best superhero of all time? Who is the worst? Should superheroes be stickier? What's on Jaxon's face? Why didn't the ministry of magic know that Hermoine was doing everyones homework? All these questions…
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Welcome to Fairbairn Land
You've heard of Disney Land. You've experienced Movie World. There's Six Flags, Universal Studios and Shanghai Haiching Ocean World. These are all household names for now, until their supremacy is surpassed by…
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The Japan Diaries
Fresh off the plane from the land of the rising sun, Japanese Lachlan and Ben 10 are here to fill you in on all the happenings and goings on from their holiday. There was beef with fans, a lost phone, cultural…
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Picking The New James Bond
Much has been said about who could potentially fill the shoes of Daniel Craig as the next James Bond. Will it be Callum Turner? Will it be Idris Elba? Will it be Hunter Schafer? Or could it be someone completely…
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Top 5 Most Bullsh*t Skills
The boys are back from their shows at the Radelaide Fringe festival with stories galore. After the Adelaide Saga unfolds we get into the nitty gritty of which skills are the most useless, pointless and cringe to have…
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Lachlan's Big Lie
Lachlan comes clean on a fib he made as a kid, meanwhile Jaxon decides who can or can't say a specific slur. PLUS we hear all about Valentines day, the circus, half time shows and the best way to piss off Christopher…
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Jaxon's Fatherhood Plan ft. Pat Clifton
With Lachlan still mysteriously missing, Jaxon enlists the help of dear friend of the pod, Pat Clifton from the You Wouldn't Podcast. We finally address the question on everyone's lips: How far can Pat deepthroat a…
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Building Our Dream Ranch
Lachlan has some explaining to do after walking in with bleach blonde hair but not before the boys discuss whether their dad thought they were gay for watching Hannah Montanna. PLUS we build our dream ranch and Jaxon…
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COOL GUYZ ONLINE
It's an absolutely stacked episode this week with FIVE, that's right, FIVE special guests. Your two favourite boys are joined by Gus, Matt, Sven, Ryan and Ben for one of the most jam packed hours of podcasting you've…
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Jaxon's Birthday Bash
It's been a big weekend for the boys but it'll take more than that to keep them away from the studio. Plus, would you believe it, Jaxon is still broke. Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up to get access…
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We're Back!
The boys are back from a long break and ready to update everyone on the goings on and happenings in the world of Fairbairn Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up to get access to the Bonus Eps! NOTE:…
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Millennial Humour
Christmas season is in full swing as your hosts Lachlan and Christmas Jones bring you another holly jolly episode of the podcast. We talk millennial humour, scooby doo and the only rational reasons for people to get a…
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Sopha Dopha Presents: A Fairbairn Film
The boys are back and fresh off Australian media's night of nights - The TikTok awards! With some stories about brushing shoulders with the best as well as insightful thoughts on the state of the industry, this episode…
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We're Lumped Up
The boys are back and Jaxon has a special surprise that he's brought in which has nothing to do with Lachlan's Birthday. Meanwhile we get into the politics around photo dumps on instagram, plus Jaxon has a spicy…
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Jaxon Goes Bush
Jaxon is back from his adventures in the wilderness and he's got the battle scars to prove it! Meanwhile Lachlan brings up a story of a similar adventure to the bush that sounds rather familiar. Plus we've got one of…
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We Wrote Jason Statham's Next Movie
First off a huge thanks to everyone who has already subscribed to our new Patreon. If you haven't already, this is the only place you can listen to full bonus episodes, see full videos and join in on the discussion!…
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The Fairbairn Christmas Spectacular
Join your two favourite jolly holly boys, Jingle Balls and Ringle Bells to take you on a magical journey through everyones favourite time of the year. The boys talk about how easy it is to be an actor, how bad Jaxon is…
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BONUS: P!nk vs Lady Gaga
The boys address all the controversy surrounding the past and future of the Boner ep, before diving into some deep musical analysis. We also extensively and comprehensively cover our favourite snack choices when dining…
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Hanging With Jelly Roll
The boys are coming in hot this week after hanging out with a major celebrity, as well as learning that they are now mutual friends with James Cameron. Plus we're sick and tired of having to log in to do literally…
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BONUS: Movies Shouldn't Have Themes
The boys go deep on the meanings behind movies, and whether they should even have meanings in general. Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up to get access to the Bonus Eps! NOTE: Signing up on an iPhone…
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Taking A Lap
Jaxon's back from the mincing machine and the boys delve into some hot button topics around Saudi Arabia, Mark Zuckerberg, Florence Pugh and Lachlan's Taint. Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up to get…
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