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Keep It Tight

Keep It Tight

144 episodes · Explicit

Each Wednesday Deirdre and Emma will discuss what’s delighted them, bewildered them, enraged them, and everything in between. No topic is out of bounds from the highest brow to the lowest pelvic floor. Through their uniquely comedic lens, this podcast creates the kind of belly laughs you’ll want to send to a friend; and with the state of the world, a good laugh is in order! With two queens of Irish Comedy, you'll be in good hands. Their friendship was recently cemented when they both took part in the no. 1 Amazon Prime show LOL Last one Laughing Ireland presented by Graham Norton. They’re two hilarious and fully-fledged grown women who don’t have time for the faff, so let’s just keep it tight shall we??

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  1. Bangin and Clangin

    · 53 min · Explicit

    This week on Keep It Tight Emma and Deirdre are remote from home, with the hunt for decent hotels, scary roller coast plane landings, obligatory shots and crisps. This Podcast is part of the Acast Network. Recorded…

  2. Working Class Heroes

    · 56 min

    This week on Keep It Tight Emma and Deirdre are back in the studio, with the usual banter of the likes of family life, phone free schools and romantic AI voices. This Podcast is part of the Acast Network. Recorded at…

  3. 5 AM Club

    · 59 min · Explicit

    This week on Keep It Tight Emma and Deirdre are remote with sick young'ins at home, with a quick round up of what's been going on in their lives, vibrator malfunctions and holiday season do's and don'ts! This Podcast…

  4. Live from the Galway Comedy Festival

    · 49 min · Explicit

    This week on Keep It Tight Emma and Deirdre are coming to you live from the Galway Comedy Festival. This Podcast is part of the Acast Network. Recorded at Town Hall Theatre Artwork: Alan Bourke-Tuffy Thank you for…

  5. No Major Clangers

    · 51 min · Explicit

    This week on Keep It Tight Emma and Deirdre are remote whilst they're both on tour, the stress of school runs, double dipping clangers, Deirdre's old pal Gwyneth Paltrow, the stigma of death and the infiltration of the…

  6. The Cult of Raunchy Webcams

    · 48 min · Explicit

    This week on Keep It Tight Emma and Deirdre get a surprise letter, Emma's appearance on The Late Late, antics from their recent tours and the passing of Diane Keaton. This Podcast is part of the Acast Network.…

  7. Miles away from Keith Urban!

    · 1 h 04 min · Explicit

    This week on Keep It Tight Emma and Deirdre talk about more parking and travel mishaps whilst on tour, the presidential race fiasco, Nicole Kidman's break up and Deirdre's rivalry with Catherine Zeta-Jones. This…

  8. Bumper Cars

    · 51 min · Explicit

    This week on Keep It Tight Emma and Deirdre talk about Deirdre's little parking mishap, get to the bottom of Emma's fear of water, unravel the secret folk remedy of 'The Cure' and a quick trophy wife sports round up…

  9. Terminal Three: flight's on time

    · 44 min · Explicit

    This week on Keep It Tight Emma and Deirdre talk about their live podcast at The Lark, how Emma has to deal with spelling things out phonetically, gearing up for their coming up tours and of course a sing along to…

  10. Wedding Alliances

    · 51 min

    This week on Keep It Tight Emma and Deirdre talk karaoke at weddings, Derry girls nights out and the lost art of an scéal, and of course what's going on with Traitors! This Podcast is part of the Acast Network.…

  11. A New Era

    · 51 min · Explicit

    Emma and Deirdre are back in the new D2 podcast studio catching us up on the presidential election, hen do's and the frustration of supermarket apps. This Podcast is part of the Acast Network. Recorded at D2 Podcast…

  12. Buzzballs, Over Here!

    · 1 h 02 min

    Emma and Deirdre are back in the studio catching us up on their Electric Picnic highlights. The girls are chatting runaway husbands, hot chips and pantos. This Podcast is part of the Acast Network. Recorded at D2…

  13. Keep It Tight LIVE in Edinburgh!

    · 43 min

    This Podcast is part of the Acast Network. Artwork: Alan Bourke-Tuffy Thank you for listening! Follow Keep It Tight on Instagram! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Thank you for…

  14. Are You Bleaching Your Cloths?

    · 51 min

    Emma's just touched down in Edinburgh, joining Deirdre for their live pod show at the Fringe. This week the girls are chatting about why lads love golf, belly button piercings and depressing shopping centres. We…

  15. Having a turn...

    · 48 min

    This week Emma is just back from her Holiday's in Greece and Deirdre is jet setting off to The Edinburgh Fringe (without her laptop)! We hear all about Emma's holiday bus disaster and the first signs of her…

  16. Old souls don't get clamped!

    · 42 min

    Deirdre is joining Emma from the big showbiz city of London this week. Emma and Deirdre chat about Avon, the price of schoolbooks, weighted vests and much more. Plus Keep It Tight are singlehandedly solving the Dublin…

  17. Lámha Suas!

    · 45 min

    This week we have all the goss after a great weekend at the Paddy Power Comedy Festival. As well as triplets from Tallaght, chip vans and fancy cheese, roller- skating on stage and finding love in your 70's. This…

  18. Let that chicken rest!

    · 46 min

    Lobster and roadtrips from Galway, falling into shops discovering a Mango. Waterparks, waltzers and not eating leaves. Also, we couldn't not mention Coldplay couple and the hurling. This Podcast is part of the Acast…

  19. A wedge at best

    · 51 min

    Spying on neighbours, doing your own stunts, see-through leggings, holiday heels and a brilliant divorce. This and much more, Enjoy! Producer: Laura Greene Artwork: Alan Bourke-Tuffy This Podcast is part of the…

  20. One 12 hour lunch

    · 48 min · Explicit

    Dancing around the kitchen in your knickers, conspiracies about the fitness tribe and the modules,London late lunches, massive gafs, swimming in ponds and getting photos in the shower. This and more, Enjoy! This…

  21. Happy Birthday to Emma!

    · 50 min · Explicit

    Deirdre's back from the holidays, with plans to live till 100 and drinking the "semi". The horrors of itchy holes, multiple births and seeing the fella you kissed in a bush at 16 in the front row of a gig. This and…

  22. She threw her own gee under the bus!

    · 49 min · Explicit

    The girls are pottering this week, knickers, Vinted, Botox, toilet roll holders, Bono and the time when Emma was told she "looked a state" at a photoshoot. This and more. Enjoy! This Podcast is part of the Acast…

  23. Her nerves are at her!

    · 47 min

    Come dine with Deirdre, she's demented and she's turning into her mother. Emma's not much better, anxiety dreams, mania,vertigo and TikTok Tarot. But luckily they're both practically doctors so it's grand. This…

  24. It's the hunkers!

    · 41 min · Explicit

    The girls are back in Dublin chatting all things Cat Laughs. Emma tells us why she can only drink wine with a meal and lets slip that Deirdre is mad for a bit of craic. Also, why do men hate getting on their hunkers?…

  25. Scarlet, Scarlet look after the baby...

    · 42 min

    Emma has been welcomed into the black community, and is losing her arm wrestling prowess. We catch up with the showbiz duo in Belfast where we lament the return of the UTI, debrief on the Palladium and reminisce about…

  26. Leave it!

    · 47 min

    This week you are treated to a juicy story from Melbourne Fadó Fadó, the early days of celebrity game shows, skorts, sparkling water and the hint of a UTI in the air. Enjoy! This episode contains explicit language and…

  27. Elongate yourself!

    · 41 min

    Did you know Emma's Mam is a nurse? Do you know how to install a bidet in an ex-council terrace? Is a thumb a finger? Have you ever thought about doing the Camino on your Erazmus? All of these burning questions will be…

  28. Formative Whores

    · 48 min

    A lovely Monday morning debrief after our live show at the 3Olympia. And amongst other things, the reason why the Corona's should have written a song about Emma and the pitfalls of being accessible. All this and more,…

  29. Washed my face in the morning dew!

    · 59 min · Explicit

    Phantom pooers, lovely lunches and the joys of a small house and a small bed. Falling into Penneys, grand pianos and bedside carafes. All this and more, Enjoy! This episode contains explicit language and adult themes.…

  30. The wrong Tenerife...

    · 59 min

    Did you know there's two Tenerifes? Lesbian appreciation, praise for Paloma, margaritas and tattoos in one of Tenerifes, dry shite behavior and bidding farewell to the pope. All this and more, Enjoy! This Podcast is…

  31. A fox in a box

    · 29 min · Explicit

    Pushing the car in Dungarvan, pigeons descending, petting foxes and having to tolerate good ol' misogyny. All this and more, Enjoy! This Podcast is part of the Acast Network. Producer: Laura Greene Artwork: Alan…

  32. All rash and no pleasure...

    · 59 min · Explicit

    The traveler returns, so strap in listeners, for the most epic and harrowing journey home. Emma shaved the dog, but that's not how she got a rash, and the girls are buzzing after receiving a surprise gift. All this…

  33. Big Thick Energy

    · 51 min · Explicit

    The sun is shining and so is Deirdre, BTS gossip from the Late Late show, an ode to Kyla Cobbler, drunken purchases, jockeys, wine tasting, some parenting and a mild ADHD meltdown. All this and more, Enjoy! This…

  34. I used to dream about lying on pianos!

    · 50 min · Explicit

    The girls have been apart for two weeks so there's a lot to catch up on! A trip to NYC and some crackin' pianists. There's hotel bath blues, celebrity guests, champagne on a plane, some solid Dad jokes and shrinking…

  35. It's just our bodies!

    · 43 min · Explicit

    Killian Sunderman clears up the age-old question of what is up with the Germans? Emma's brush with the Gardaí leads us into admin after death, candles, earwax and a psychic reading gone wrong. Enjoy! This Podcast is…

  36. Coffin shades

    · 51 min · Explicit

    Five bad boys with the power to rock you, Paddy's day, dolly mixtures, life, death, meditation and feeding babies. This and more, Enjoy! This episode contains explicit language and adult themes. This Podcast is part…

  37. Resting penis face

    · 47 min · Explicit

    Loads of tour updates, nudist resorts and medical emergencies and Impressions of Deirdre O'Kane. Dining alone and a "dry backstage". Enjoy! This episode contains explicit language and adult themes. This Podcast is…

  38. Snakey Geebags

    · 44 min · Explicit

    All the gossip from the world premiere of FRAN THE MAN, along with The Oscars. Getting the boobs out, boring speeches and snakey geebags. Deirdre and Emma "break their silence" on the Maura and Danny debacle. This and…

  39. This is our documentary moment

    · 49 min · Explicit

    It's all about staying 'in community' sweet listeners! Give gift bags, reach out, leave dinners at doors, share flasks of tea. The downside of hot tubs - the HAIR! Two broken elbows and nicotine withdrawals. All this…

  40. If I could turn back time...

    · 48 min

    It’s all showbiz this week toots! With tales from London shows and the IFTAS. Cher has aged remarkably well, perhaps the same can’t be said for the TV show, Friends. Enjoy! This episode contains explicit language and…

  41. First Birthday & Valentine's Special

    · 52 min

    How have they kept us down for so long?? This and other key questions discussed as well as Valentines day, rugby, feminism and lasagne. Enjoy! This episode contains explicit language and adult themes. This Podcast…

  42. They were the superstars of their day!

    · 45 min · Bonus · Explicit

    Let's talk about the Tommy Tiernan show and gins in tins in Derry. Having an altar in your teenage bedroom, an art piece at the grammy's and Billy eyelash. All this and more, Enjoy! This episode contains explicit…

  43. Men have been practicing mindfulness forever.

    · 42 min · Explicit

    There was murder over those muffins, said the actress to the Bishop... so to speak! Loads of fun this week, starting with an accidental lie in, good gigs, good wine 's a few cans for the storm, reactions to the…

  44. That's the signs of a real crush!

    · 51 min · Explicit

    Would you like to know who Deirdre has a real crush on, well listen on! Emma went Loco at Bingo and made a racket at the Knock Hotel. Deirdre's did a gig with headsets and TikTok is back, so we reminisce on Twitter.…

  45. Let them ride the robots!

    · 48 min · Explicit

    This week is a deep dive into the hazards of being in this world, slipping on ice, near drownings and worse, near drownings with the in-laws watching. Deirdre's having nightmares about AI and Emma's over-stretching…

  46. They're not for you Deirdre!

    · 46 min

    Happy New Year all, spoiler, Deirdre Doesn't do dry January but she does love the Darts. Emma's Tenerife debrief, Deirdre's Malaga escape. and loads more catching up! Enjoy! This episode contains explicit language…

  47. Happy New Year!

    · 6:29

    A quick hello from us, can't wait to get back to business in 2025! Enjoy! This episode contains explicit language and adult themes. Producer: Laura Greene Artwork: Alan Bourke-Tuffy Thank you for listening! Follow…

  48. The Christmas Day Special!

    · 23 min

    Whether you're sneaking upstairs to wrap a present, or having a stroll and a bit of breather, or just generally not having a wonderful time, we're here for you. Lots of love listeners, Happy Christmas. This episode…

  49. Sweater Weather!

    · 46 min

    It's the gift giving special and the last record of 2024! Deirdre explains how she ended up looking at a 'Beware of the Bull' sign instead of the stage door and Emma tells the tale of her night in the Olympia, in a…

  50. He whipped her with his wand!?

    · 51 min

    This week we dive into performing jokes for a room full of babies, strippograms from The Celtic Tiger, gift buying, Christmas movies and crotchless knickers. All this and more, enjoy! This episode contains explicit…

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