Cream Crew

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1. #79 - Playing DnD the RIGHT way

   16 Jul 2023 · 59 min · Episode 81 · Explicit

   Remember boys, the dungeon master is only a suggestive role, you dont ACTUALLY have to listen to them! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy…

2. #78 - paying someone to wash Meatcanyon

   9 Jul 2023 · 1 h 11 min · Episode 80 · Explicit

   In todays episode, the boys discuss what kind of lady they would want to come in and clean, wash and scrub their old frail disgusting bodies, HURRAY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See…

3. #77 - If Hitler was a YouTuber

   2 Jul 2023 · 57 min · Episode 79 · Explicit

   What if Hitler had returned a new man? The sins of his past seemingly forgotten to him? Left now only to pursue the simple pleasures of the present, like playing Nintendo and doing YouTube. Learn more about your ad…

4. #76 - Gandalf the gay tupperware wizard

   25 Jun 2023 · 1 h 00 min · Episode 78 · Explicit

   Today the Cream Crew boys explore middle earth and the deep and expansive lore of lord of the rings, they also talk about ganalf having his way with the various hobbits on set. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit…

5. #75 - VR headsets have only one use

   18 Jun 2023 · 45 min · Episode 77 · Explicit

   The Cream Crew boys reveal the truth about the Apple Vision Pro, as well as discussing who would make dons mother the happiest woman in the world... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See…

6. #74 - Space Marines & Wet Dreams

   11 Jun 2023 · 1 h 21 min · Episode 76 · Explicit

   The Cream Crew boys spill their wettest secrets and get imprisoned in a Warhammer store against their will... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at…

7. #73 Play with these British Balls

   6 Jun 2023 · 50 min · Episode 75 · Explicit

   Today the Cream Crew boys talk about... honestly well I mean they talk about like racket ball/squash and... a few different bands they like I don't know we're sorry okay Learn more about your ad choices. Visit…

8. #72 Dylan Mulvaney and Skyler White team up to sell Bud Light

   31 May 2023 · 1 h 02 min · Episode 74 · Explicit

   The boys character assassinate Skyler White from Breaking Bad once again in a novel and exciting new way! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy…

9. #71 Degenerate Bangs His Past Self

   14 May 2023 · 1 h 03 min · Episode 73 · Explicit

   Today the cream crew boys discuss hunter getting smashed by a car and how attracted they are to the future and past selves. yeah buckle in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy…

10. #70 - Home sweet home!

    5 May 2023 · 1 h 13 min · Episode 72 · Explicit

    Today the cream crew boys discuss Hunter buying his fourth new mansion and how much of a pain and struggle it is, as well as how much they hate the evil woman that guards its gates. Learn more about your ad choices.…

11. #69 - Don’s New Nose

    29 Apr 2023 · 1 h 01 min · Episode 71 · Explicit

    the scream of the ice-cream siren fills your putrid brain once more Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at…

12. #101 - Finger Blasting Hillbillies

    8 Jul 2022 · 1 h 12 min · Episode 70 · Explicit

    Tom almost ends his and his wife's life. Hunter's dad gets up to some stinky campground shenanigans. Don discovers he hates artists. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy…

13. #100 -The Final Scoop

    6 Apr 2022 · 1 h 05 min · Episode 69 · Explicit

    it ded. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

14. #68 - Spending #300 on Anime Figures

    9 Mar 2022 · 1 h 04 min · Episode 68 · Explicit

    Hunter tells the story of how he entered weeaboo paradise, the boys discuss some spicy love scenes in movies, and Tom ascends to an astral plane via hydration. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit…

15. #67 - Arrested for Watching Euphoria

    23 Feb 2022 · 1 h 11 min · Episode 67 · Explicit

    Why would you cast 35 year old actors to play teenagers? The Crew explores this topic, and Tom and Don bond over their new love of Formula 1. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy…

16. #66 - The Witcher Sucks

    16 Feb 2022 · 54 min · Episode 66 · Explicit

    The boys sail the high seas as salty dogs and plunder some... other pirate related stuff. They also discuss what Tom would do in an alien invasion situation and how they, not surprisingly, dislike The Witcher on…

17. #65 - Not My Cortana

    9 Feb 2022 · 1 h 05 min · Episode 65 · Explicit

    The Crew talks about how the new Cortana sucks, Gamestop employees telling your mom a game is too mature and cucking you on your birthday, and a beautiful love scene in Sex and the City. Learn more about your ad…

18. #64 - The Ultimate Treasure of Pleasure

    2 Feb 2022 · 1 h 08 min · Episode 64 · Explicit

    The boys sit down and have a serious discussion about YouTube careers, and then immediately pivot into talk about fleshlights and Jumanji. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy…

19. #63 - Sly Cooper Makes Love to Linda from Bob’s Burgers

    26 Jan 2022 · 1 h 08 min · Episode 63 · Explicit

    Don finally completed Hunter's commission, the boys talk about what it takes to be a United States Marine, and Tom goes on an incoherent rant about Warhammer lore. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit…

20. #62 - Hawkeye Killed Stan Lee

    20 Jan 2022 · 1 h 10 min · Episode 62 · Explicit

    Stan Lee was a hero to so many adult man children everywhere. He invented movies and television, and you can't disprove that. Also remember when Hawkeye tried to shoot his wife? Weird. Learn more about your ad…

21. #61 - Trump Becomes America’s Monarch

    12 Jan 2022 · 1 h 09 min · Episode 61 · Explicit

    We nominate Trump to be America's version of England's queen and have a rousing conversation regarding a potentially effeminate coffee order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy…

22. #60 - Betty White is the Devil

    6 Jan 2022 · 1 h 18 min · Episode 60 · Explicit

    Tom has caught a nasty case of the tummy bubbles so Trevor makes his first appearance on the podcast. We discuss Catfish, Don's awesome wardrobe choices, and the tragic passing of the legendary old coot Betty White.…

23. #59 - MOMMY MEATCANYON 2

    1 Jan 2022 · 1 h 14 min · Episode 59 · Explicit

    The most requested guest finally returns to the podcast to help kick off the new year! Join us as Meatcanyon's mom entertains us with stories from her childhood. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit…

24. #58 - The Santa Clause 4: Gender Swap Assassin

    24 Dec 2021 · 1 h 15 min · Episode 58 · Explicit

    The Crew writes a new holiday classic and discusses the possibility of having Tim Allen as a podcast guest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at…

25. #57 - Idiot Gets His Friends Sick

    17 Dec 2021 · 56 min · Episode 57 · Explicit

    Hunter is required to wear a protective suit this episode so as not to infect everyone, everyone discusses Halo, and the boys decide which male actor would be their moms' breasts. Learn more about your ad choices.…

26. #56 - Meatcanyon‘s Hillbilly Nightmare

    8 Dec 2021 · 1 h 03 min · Episode 56 · Explicit

    Meatcanyon tells the tale of his adventure into the deep south, the boys discuss why Adam Sandler is creepy in 50 First Dates, and Tom declares his love for Don's stepsister. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit…

27. #55 - Cowboy Bebop on Netflix Sucks

    1 Dec 2021 · 58 min · Episode 55 · Explicit

    We tried watching the Netflix adaptation of Cowboy Bebop and could only make it through 30 minutes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and…

28. #54 - Joe Rogan Hates Flashgitz

    24 Nov 2021 · 1 h 06 min · Episode 54 · Explicit

    Joe Rogan has a vendetta against the Flashgitz and is going to roundhouse kick their skulls in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and…

29. #53 - Hobbit Trafficking

    17 Nov 2021 · 1 h 00 min · Episode 53 · Explicit

    The 5 realms band together to share the sweetest resource in all of Middle Earth.... Hobbits. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and…

30. #52 - Sending Yu-gi-oh Kids to the Shadow Realm

    10 Nov 2021 · 58 min · Episode 52 · Explicit

    The Crew talks about the benefits of a new studio, lame ass kids who won't trade Yu-gi-oh cards, and Tom and Don's hot and steamy love connection. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See…

31. #51 - Hot Vampire Babes Seduce Van Helsing

    3 Nov 2021 · 45 min · Episode 51 · Explicit

    The boys discuss the classic film Van Helsing, talk more about the renaissance faire adventure, and Tom explains in a very British way the difference between cakes and biscuits. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit…

32. #50 - The Spooky Dog Diddler

    27 Oct 2021 · 1 h 04 min · Episode 50 · Explicit

    The boys write the newest hit Hollywood film, discuss people who ruin Renaissance fairs, and help Don understand his heritage. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at…

33. #49 - Sonic Joins the Boy Scouts

    22 Oct 2021 · 1 h 18 min · Episode 49 · Explicit

    Tom gets scammed by the Boy Scouts and the Crew debates who is faster, Sonic the Hedgehog or a normal child. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at…

34. #48 - The Small Soldiers Commit Aggravated Assault

    15 Oct 2021 · 53 min · Episode 48 · Explicit

    The Creamy Boys discuss their favorite scene from Small Soldiers and Hunter describes the paradise that is New Hampshire. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at…

35. #47 - Scary Korean Zombies

    10 Oct 2021 · 1 h 06 min · Episode 47 · Explicit

    The Crew realizes the only thing scarier than zombies are zombies that don't speak the same language as you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at…

36. #46 - Kratos goes to India

    27 Sep 2021 · 47 min · Episode 46 · Explicit

    It was only a matter of time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at…

37. #45 - Don‘s dead

    6 Sep 2021 · 44 min · Episode 45 · Explicit

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38. #44 - 96 Quite Bitter Beings

    26 Aug 2021 · 51 min · Episode 44 · Explicit

    The boys re-live the CKY/Jackass glory days to the point of annoyance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at…

39. #43 - Meatcanyon poops himself again

    13 Aug 2021 · 50 min · Episode 43 · Explicit

    At this point no one should be surprised. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at…

40. #42 - Don's Dad

    2 Aug 2021 · 1 h 21 min · Episode 42 · Explicit

    HEY BOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

41. #41 - Charles Darwin Did AIDS

    8 Jul 2021 · 45 min · Episode 41 · Explicit

    The boys pontificate the Theory of Evolution. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at…

42. #40 - Is Netflix vampire anime good?

    3 Jul 2021 · 1 h 12 min · Episode 40 · Explicit

    Don has been watching Castlevania and has some THOUGHTS. Tom is the victim of a hate crime. Hunter shames Tom for being the victim of a hate crime. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See…

43. #39 - The Beginning of the End

    25 Jun 2021 · 51 min · Episode 39 · Explicit

    Hunter and Tom come to blows. Don erects a wall to keep the brute out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at…

44. #38 - Fleshbot Paradise

    19 Jun 2021 · 1 h 09 min · Episode 38 · Explicit

    The boys envision a new future for mankind. But will it be a brave new world or something much more sinister? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at…

45. #37 - Rewriting Beauty and the Beast

    13 Jun 2021 · 54 min · Episode 37 · Explicit

    What if Beast was just a dog who loved peanut butter. What if Belle had a lot of peanut butter? And was in love. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at…

46. #36 - Is a Burger a Sandwich?

    5 Jun 2021 · 57 min · Episode 36 · Explicit

    No. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

47. #35 - Dripping Wet Goof

    26 May 2021 · 55 min · Episode 35 · Explicit

    The boys explore their favorite Disney movies of all time. Tom recalls meeting his wife in the Siberian perma-frost. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at…

48. #34 Gypsies and Jelly Beans

    19 May 2021 · 1 h 03 min · Episode 34 · Explicit

    Don grows powerful on jelly-beans. Tom and Hunter attack a beautiful and vibrant culture. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California…

49. #33 - Autism Airlines

    13 May 2021 · 1 h 01 min · Episode 33 · Explicit

    The lads take to the air on Autism Airlines and fight blackula vampires in the sewers of London. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and…

50. #32 - the demonetized one

    8 May 2021 · 1 h 05 min · Episode 32 · Explicit

    The boys finally get to the murky depths of Hunter's adult tastes... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at…