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Will Gibb, Pat Clifton

300 episodes · Explicit

Life long friends Will Gibb and Pat Clifton sit down weekly and overshare everything on their mind, from the good, the bad and downright embarrassing.

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  1. Ciggy season is over

    · 51 min · Episode 325 · Explicit

    WE ARE GOING ON TOUR IN JUNE: https://linktr.ee/youwouldntchannel?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=115cf1dd-8b53-426b-83fb-b1825988a4e9 Pat has a big announcement and got scammed by a hire car company. What…

  2. Another Clean Sweep

    · 1 h 03 min · Episode 324 · Explicit

    NZ FORM: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd-98qCamMbgS5swsW0Ct3rIIVfc9qs4oVa_1YeHZxYfFnv6w/viewform?usp=publish-editor HOBART FORM:…

  3. 10 Year Reunions and Gastro

    · 1 h 00 min · Episode 323 · Explicit

    Don’t listen to this while you’re eating. Will’s shat himself twice. Pat got pissed at his 10 Year reunion and the boys react to an embarrassing Uber AI voice. Will’s Sick Pat’s 10 Year Reunion Gross Uber AI…

  4. Will is single

    · 55 min · Episode 322 · Explicit

    WE ARE GOING ON TOUR IN JUNE: https://linktr.ee/youwouldntchannel?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=115cf1dd-8b53-426b-83fb-b1825988a4e9 Will has big news for everyone, and we do your prank calls you submitted.…

  5. #321 - Who's the Most EVIL Person Alive??

    · 47 min · Episode 321 · Explicit

    WE ARE GOING ON TOUR IN JUNE: https://linktr.ee/youwouldntchannel?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=115cf1dd-8b53-426b-83fb-b1825988a4e9 Pat’s trip down to country Victoria to visit his pop, and Will spreads…

  6. #320 - Is Gloving the Worst Hobby? Improvs Go Too Far, General Knowledge

    · 58 min · Episode 320 · Explicit

    Is gloving the worst hobby you can do and who is more caught up on recent news? Gloving Reddit Theoreticals Current News Quiz Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of…

  7. #319 - Airport Translations, Will Got DENIED From A Restaurant, Childhood Foods

    · 46 min · Episode 319 · Explicit

    Will got denied form a fancy restaurant and the boys reflect on food nostalgia. Poor Airport Translations Will Got Denied From a Restaurant Childhood Foods Plane Sleep Will’s Sex Dream Join the Proper Non Povos…

  8. The 10 Caravandments

    · 58 min · Episode 318 · Explicit

    The boys breakdown the 10 commandments for their campervan trip and Will’s nightmare show on ANZAC Day. Kyle brings a formal contract to the boys. ANZAC Day Recaps Will’s Nightmare Show Spelling Bee Bombing Lani’s…

  9. We Found Lucy

    · 50 min · Episode 317 · Explicit

    We found Lucy!! And we look back at some of the most rogue comments from Aussie politicians. Olivia Rodrigo New Song Rogue Politician Comments Things Only Will Does How to Run Fast Lucy Responds!! Join the Proper…

  10. Hair Dresser Punch Ons

    · 56 min · Episode 316 · Explicit

    Will breaks down the legacy of Michael Jackson. The boys discuss Yisra firing up at a hairdresser and the boys give Kyle a deal for the Coffs Harbour fail. Michael Jackson Movie At Home with the Furys Coffs Harbour…

  11. Who Sold the Superfent?

    · 1 h 07 min · Episode 315 · Explicit

    Order has been restored as the boys are back in the studio for the first time in a few weeks. Should we dive with grey nurse sharks - and who sold the superfent? Will’s Worst Shows BUY TICKETS COFFS HARBOUR! Grey…

  12. The Diagnosed and Undiagnosed Anthony

    · 49 min · Episode 314

    TikTok sensation Undiagnosed Anthony joins the boys to share their love for Adele, Dami Im and sweet treats Introduction Woke Crowds Starting on Tiktok Writing Songs Viral Sweet Treats Real Estate Hate Favourite…

  13. Who CARES? w/ Dave Hughes

    · 1 h 13 min · Episode 313 · Explicit

    The boys sit down in their apartment with Dave Hughes, exposing him on his roasting of Will back in the day, and their worst stand-up comedy bombs. Racket Sports Kevin Hart Going Viral Exit Rows Hughesy’s Comedy…

  14. Thrashing On A Coaster

    · 48 min · Episode 312 · Explicit

    What’s the best roller coaster and can Will do a G-rated set? Thrashed G-Rate Jokes Pat’s Posting Rut Theme Parks Footballer Scandal Biggest L of the Year Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra…

  15. Escape Rooms Have Gone Too Far

    · 53 min · Episode 311 · Explicit

    Pat gives out his best (worst) one liners and Will has a nightmare escape room that got all too real. Perfect Neighbour Will’s Escape Room $100 Million Or Get Dropped in the Ocean Motivational Quotes Awkward Jokes…

  16. Spoilt Brats and Saw Traps

    · 1 h 04 min · Episode 310 · Explicit

    Kyle tests Pat and Will on current affairs and Will doesn’t agree with Pat’s parenting style. Tiarna’s Incident Will’s Comedy Show Audiences Mental Health Updates Chicken Breast Parenting Current Affairs Quiz…

  17. Will’s Got A _____

    · 55 min · Episode 309 · Explicit

    Will has a big announcement for the pod, and Pat brainstorms some inventions that should be out there by now. Who’s at fault for Kyle’s TV? Wills Big News Marriage Speech Anxiety Updates Pat Gets Pissed At…

  18. Design-A-Flag w/ Choccy Dan

    · 1 h 04 min · Episode 308 · Explicit

    Choccy Dan joins the boys in their Melbourne apartment, breaking down conspiracies and designing a YW flag. Boys Chat Jungle Juice Nick’s Favourite Prank Autistic Traits Conspiracies Dream Wigouts Flags AI…

  19. Huge Garlic Bread and Breakups

    · 48 min · Episode 307 · Explicit

    Coming live from our high rise apartment in Melbourne, the boys introduce themselves, and talk new baby names, huge pieces of garlic bread and baby names. Who’s Lani’s Favourite? Weatherthems Baby Names Would You…

  20. Into the Patosphere

    · 53 min · Episode 306 · Explicit

    Will’s new tattoo ideas, the Kyle and Jackie O saga and Will’s Adelaide shows. Tattoos Tiarna Went Viral Sell Outs Adelaide Show Kyle and Jackie O TV Show Updates Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for…

  21. Good Human w/ Cooper Chapman

    · 51 min · Episode 305 · Explicit

    Pat sits down with Cooper Chapman, ex-pro surfer and founder of the Good Human Factory to talk about his life as a professional athlete and now as an advocate for taking positive action for your mental health. Use…

  22. Will's Worst Week

    · 51 min · Episode 304 · Explicit

    Listen to Will’s nightmare week, our debut movie live stream and Will was right about the Oscars. Will’s Hospital Experience First Spooky Stream Oscars Odds Restaurants That Swear Frozen Chicken Schnitzel Cloning…

  23. Will Has A Stomach Ache the Whole Time

    · 46 min · Episode 303 · Explicit

    Pat gives his expert opinion on the Oscars, and the boys look back at the viral MacGill blowup. Sam Smith and Sienna Spiro MacGill Blow Up The Oscars Predictions The Chopped Steak Latham Does Improv Hotlines…

  24. Tiarna’s Side of the Central Coast Breakup

    · 55 min · Episode 302 · Explicit

    As requested by the You Wouldn’ters, Pat’s girlfriend Tiarna joins the pod to spill the teaaaaa. Find out how they met, what Tiarna thought of Central Coast and Pat’s worst habits. Pat’s Bad Habits Dream Dates…

  25. Pod Mogging

    · 54 min · Episode 301 · Explicit

    Join the new tier of patreon now for only $15/month for 2 extended pieces of content per month plus much more! Willy G is back in the studio. Pat comes in hot, giving an update on his nightmare removalist job. Will…

  26. EP 300 - We're Not Celebrating It

    · 1 h 01 min · Episode 300 · Explicit

    It’s a milestone, but we’re not celebrating it. Pat’s Letterbox MAFs Looking Back at Predictions YW Knowledge Quiz Macca Bay Maggots GF Story Submissions Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra…

  27. Will Is Positive Now

    · 1 h 01 min · Episode 299 · Explicit

    Will’s got a new outlook on life, coming in with what he’s grateful for. Pat sees what it would take for Will to find a girl attractive. Gratefulness Will’s Sports Adventures Pat’s Skin Cancer Check Would You…

  28. Defining Big Words

    · 58 min · Episode 298 · Explicit

    Pat attempts to define some big words and Will gets roasted by a listener. Will’s Spa Debacle NRL Draft Cheesecake Factory Saw Trap Will Does Standup in America Sam Smith x Hozier Defining Big Words Hotlines…

  29. Someone's In My Boot

    · 48 min · Episode 297 · Explicit

    Pat rants about his recent parking fine, and Will explain the awkwardness of collabing. Kyle comes up with the new egg game. Regional Tour Coming Soon Pat’s Parking Ticket Will’s Ock She’s a Ten But Will’s LA…

  30. PH Levels

    · 54 min · Episode 296 · Explicit

    Will has a VERY exciting visit to the Academy Museum, and the boys make up some quotes on gratefulness. The boys put their thinking hats on and discuss the importance of PH levels. LA Will Academy Museum Quotes…

  31. The Weeknd's Overrated

    · 49 min · Episode 295 · Explicit

    Will is live from LA, ranting on his travels. There is a very special surprise poem from Pat. The boys try to figure out who the most overrated band is. Will’s Travel to LA Pat’s Special Poem Australia vs America…

  32. Generational Hotlines

    · 1 h 05 min · Episode 294 · Explicit

    Pat breaks down whether or not you can read Braille and the boys do their best to improv poetry. Can you read Braille? Will’s Red Face Wedding Cringe Sam Smith’s TikTok’s Blind Ranking Situationships Will’s…

  33. Removalists Ripoff

    · 57 min · Episode 293 · Explicit

    Pat gets ripped off by a removalist and Will claims Pat is his 3rd meanest friend. Can Pat defend himself in the hottest. Will exposes himself in one his most embarrassing moments while messaging a guy. Will’s Running…

  34. LA Cougars

    · 48 min · Episode 292 · Explicit

    The boys call Tom from Hello Sport to organise an Olivia Dean concert Christmas Party. The boys recount their drug experiences, and Will’s awkward gym moment. UFC Olivia Dean Kyle Lost Oztag Will’s Gym Moment…

  35. Kyle Has An Offer

    · 1 h 12 min · Episode 291 · Explicit

    Kyle brings one of the biggest offers in You Wouldn’t History to the table. Will gives an update on his American guy and the boys break down the best sports moments in history. Kyle Gets Exposed Buying A Sports Team…

  36. Magic Mike Not A Stripper

    · 1 h 06 min · Episode 290 · Explicit

    Magic Mike Not A Stripper joins the bus and blows their minds. But, can Pat trick Mike with his own magic trick? Opera House Show Pat’s Magic Show As A Kid Will’s Magic Trick Revealed The Mentalist The Prestige…

  37. pRIMcess Pat

    · 46 min · Episode 289 · Explicit

    Will has moved on from his recent rejection and moves onto his new guy, flying him across the country before he’s even met him. Pat wonders how he would be in the Royal family. Will’s Flying A Guy to Sydney…

  38. Religion Maxxing

    · 54 min · Episode 288 · Explicit

    Will prepares for his colonoscopy, and Pat prepares for his V02 Max test. Pat breaks down religion, and whether or not he’s gonna get into the pearly gates. Colonoscopy Pat’s Religion Thoughts Truckers Messina VO2…

  39. Back 'n Beggin

    · 1 h 01 min · Episode 287 · Explicit

    The boys are back and angry at the world. Will and Kyle have a new favourite venue, the boys review the podcast AACTA nominees and Will is down bad already. Link to Pat’s Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Pclitty…

  40. Best of 2025 - Part 3

    · 45 min · Episode 286 · Explicit

    Enjoy the Best Ofs for 2025!! Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook…

  41. “I think we’re done” w/ Aleks Milinkovic

    · 55 min · Episode 285 · Explicit

    Aleks is back on the pod, chatting about how comedians should be able to walk off stage whenever they want, and medical diagnosis. Check out Aleks’ special on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=antrC78g6YE…

  42. Best of 2025 - Part 2

    · 43 min · Episode 284 · Explicit

    Enjoy the Best Ofs for 2025!! Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook…

  43. 2026 Bing-goals

    · 50 min · Episode 283 · Explicit

    Happy New Year Ogers!! Time to review last years resolutions and bingo cards and predict what’s going to happen in the New Year. Enjoyyyyy Valley Pat 2025 Resolutions/Goals Review 2025 Bingo Cards Review 2026…

  44. Best of 2025 - Part 1

    · 40 min · Episode 282 · Explicit

    Enjoy the Best Ofs for 2025!! Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook…

  45. HO HO HO!!

    · 52 min · Episode 281 · Explicit

    Link to Skye’s Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/f/helping-skye-to-get-her-life-back?attribution_id=sl:a96a3dda-f4eb-4afb-a1ec-a969fff014cd&lang=en_AU&ts=1764711824&utm_campaign=fp_sharesheet&utm_medium=customer&utm_…

  46. Bing Boy w/ Danny Phillippou

    · 1 h 09 min · Episode 280 · Explicit

    Danny is back to take us through his Adelaide favourites, and Pat auditions for Danny’s new movie. Haunted Adelaide House Seafire Scandal Bing Boy Pat’s Audition for Danny’s New Movie Will’s Date Working On Set…

  47. AirCon-Artists

    · 47 min · Episode 279 · Explicit

    The boys break down the numbers behind stinging aircon and Will bombed at Christmas Carols. Pat’s Just Woken Up Aircon Stealing Failed Smoothies Bombing at Christmas Carols Pat’s Boshmas Kyle’s Bday Shocker…

  48. Niche Pet Peeves

    · 42 min · Episode 278 · Explicit

    Did Pat’s uncle hitchhike with a notorious Aussie killer, and what are your worst niche pet hates? Boys Out at Eastys Santas Niche Pet Hates Arm Wrestle Road Tripping Pat’s Uncles’ Hitchhiking Hotlines Join the…

  49. Spotify Crapped

    · 1 h 02 min · Episode 277 · Explicit

    The boys are back from tour and recap the chaos of tour and the night of nights - The Ogescars 2025! Tour Recap Ogescars Will’s Festival Experience Spotify Comments Entrepreneurs at Cafe Five Nights at Freddie’s…

  50. Will and Pat talk a lot of sh*t on people

    · 47 min · Episode 276 · Explicit

    Will and Pat sit down for a proper rant on the TikTok awards and influencers. TikTok Awards Arguing with Friends P*rn Dreams Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live…

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