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The Wittering Whitehalls

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300 episodes · Explicit

Have you got a problem? Are you at the end of your tether? Perhaps you’d like to enlist the help of Michael & Hilary Whitehall? This podcast is your invitation to take a comfy seat in the Whitehall family home and garner their thoughts on everything from workouts to weddings, seaside towns to social media and everything in between.

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Expect rants, raves, harsh truths and expletives as Hilary & Michael consider your points of view and possibly even help you solve an issue!

The Whitehalls are offering you complete access to their combined life experiences and the precious wisdom that they’ve gathered over the years, so why not take them up on it?!

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  1. LIFE LESSONS: "If there's an old man in YOUR seat, let him sit in it."

    · 20 min · Bonus · Explicit

    It's a "what would you have done?" episode this week. Mr & Mrs Whitehall had an exchange over seating arrangements in Greece and were left puzzled. Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts…

  2. Downsizing, Hotel Musts & Tinkering In Toronto

    · 41 min · S6 E9 · Explicit

    It's time for the Monday fix of witterings for you, the DL! This week, advice on how to emotionally prepare for a big house move, what Mr Whitehall's demands are in a hotel and what to do about an octogenarian parent…

  3. LIFE LESSONS: "If you buy a second hand car, don't buy it from a friend."

    · 21 min · Bonus · Explicit

    It's possibly only happened once before in Wittering Whitehalls history, but it's a Mr Whitehall hijack episode today. Let's see if they can find time to even read the email! Make sure you're subscribed! You can…

  4. Dinner Parties, Man Caves & Audiobooks

    · 40 min · S6 E8 · Explicit

    Occasionally, Mr Whitehall will make an email from a DL much more complicated than it needed to be. You'll find an example within this episode. Plus, the ins and outs of audiobooks and whether or not one should have a…

  5. LIFE LESSONS: "Don't leave packing to the very last minute!"

    · 17 min · Bonus · Explicit

    Are you a last minute suitcase packer, or have you got everything laid out weeks before you leave? Mrs Whitehall is usually very organised, but on their recent holiday, she paid the price for leaving it all to the…

  6. Recommendations, Empty Nests & "Buh-Bum"

    · 39 min · S6 E7 · Explicit

    This week, there's some inside information on bread packaging (see Mr Whitehall's rant from a couple of weeks ago), some suspicious podcast recommendations and a bit of advice to those facing a soon-to-be empty nest.…

  7. LIFE LESSONS: "Try vermouth in your risotto..."

    · 18 min · Bonus · Explicit

    The delectable Patricia Hodge finally returned to Whitehall Towers to fulfil her promise to teach Michael how to make risotto. How did it go and what did he learn?! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your…

  8. Old Fashioned Food, Goats & A Summer of Sport

    · 37 min · S6 E6 · Explicit

    Does Mr Whitehall enjoy the post-war, British culinary classics of the fifties and sixties? Let's find out! Plus, oodles of sport and a DL who wants to buy some goats! You can email your questions, thoughts or…

  9. LIFE LESSONS: "Do a final sweep!"

    · 21 min · Bonus · Explicit

    How's your memory? Even if it's absolutely spot on, it's always worth having that last look around to see if you've forgotten something! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems…

  10. Cohabiting, University & Dream Analysis

    · 40 min · S6 E5 · Explicit

    For reasons unknown, an anonymous DL has sent in a very odd dream to be unpicked by Mr & Mrs Whitehall this week. How do you think that went? Plus, moving in together and deciding what to study at university! You can…

  11. LIFE LESSONS: "Use a loo brush."

    · 16 min · Bonus · Explicit

    It's possibly fair to say that most of us have wielded a loo brush from time to time... But what alternative use has Mrs Whitehall found for the muckiest implement in your house? Make sure you're subscribed! You can…

  12. Sharing Digs, Awards Ceremonies & Breaking World Records

    · 33 min · S6 E4 · Explicit

    Have you ever wanted to break a world record? One DL this week would love to... But doesn't have the time. Plus, awards ceremonies and a Hen Do problem. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to…

  13. LIFE LESSONS: "Don't go too hard..."

    · 19 min · Bonus · Explicit

    As summer approaches, you might find yourself with renewed vigour to start living a healthier life, full of good food and plenty of exercise... But before you start at 90mph, Mrs Whitehall has some words of advice.…

  14. Helpful Hindering, Herbal Tea & Daredevils

    · 36 min · S6 E3 · Explicit

    This week, The Whitehalls have been hobnobbing with the great and good. Plus, trying to be helpful but making it worse, herbal tea and what ever happened to the daredevils? You can email your questions, thoughts or…

  15. LIFE LESSONS: "You rest, you rust..."

    · 17 min · Bonus · Explicit

    This weeks life lesson comes not just from Mrs Whitehall... In fact, it comes courtesy of a Mr A Schwarzenegger... Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to…

  16. Red Flags, Letter Writing & Split Infinitives

    · 40 min · S6 E2 · Explicit

    If you were to have a rummage through the Wittering Whitehalls mail bag, you'd find dozens of emails trying to wind Mr Whitehall up about language, grammar and other such things. This week, one of those emails gets…

  17. LIFE LESSONS: "Always make an extra portion."

    · 14 min · Bonus · Explicit

    It's always a relief to be able to pull something out of the freezer if you can't be bothered with making dinner. Mrs Whitehall advises just that, based on an email from a DL, but what's Mr Whitehall's take? Make sure…

  18. Worst Pain Homework, Binge Watching & A DL Pilot

    · 34 min · S6 E1 · Explicit

    They're back and ready to do it all again! Michael & Hilary are primed with another crop of your fabulous emails and they've got plenty of thoughts to share! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to…

  19. An Exciting Announcement!

    · 2:19 · Trailer · Explicit

    Would you like to come and see The Wittering Whitehalls LIVE work in progress shows? On May 28th & 29th, you can see Michael & Hilary live at The New Wimbledon Theatre as they work out how on earth The Wittering…

  20. LIFE LESSONS: "You CAN teach an old dog new tricks." (with special guest Patricia Hodge!)

    · 19 min · Bonus · Explicit

    The marvellous Patricia Hodge very kindly stayed a little longer, to assist Mrs Whitehall in a pointed life lesson. Michael has got some homework to do... The Whitehalls will return very soon! Make sure you're…

  21. Godly, Noble & Hilarious (with special guest Patricia Hodge!)

    · 43 min · S5 E15 · Explicit

    What a fabulous guest to end the series with! Patricia joins Michael and Hilary on the sofa at Whitehall Towers, to discuss baby names, least favourite destinations and the reasons why people lie about their age. You…

  22. LIFE LESSONS: "If you're doing something illicit, make sure you're wearing a sturdy walking shoe."

    · 20 min · Bonus · Explicit

    It's one of the more wordy life lessons, but it's a valuable one nonetheless. Also this week, hear Mr Whitehall proven wrong on the pronunciation of a word... SHOCK! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your…

  23. The Gift Registry, Roses & Turning 30

    · 46 min · S5 E14 · Explicit

    It's a trademark 45 minutes or so of Wittering from the Whitehalls this week. They end up all over the place, from towel bundles to charades and beyond! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to…

  24. LIFE LESSONS: "Always double and triple check, before you post something!"

    · 16 min · Bonus · Explicit

    Mrs Whitehall recently had a social media mishap. Do you ever post pictures online? If you do... Be absolutely certain what's in the picture before you post it! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your…

  25. Practical Jokes, Craft Projects & Home Videos

    · 43 min · S5 E13 · Explicit

    Never mind the fact that 'wittering' is in the title... This week, the Whitehalls get further off track than they've ever been before. Even so, they still find time for some of your fabulous emails. You can email your…

  26. LIFE LESSONS: "Never trust a fart."

    · 15 min · Bonus · Explicit

    Despite Mr Whitehall's preference for more 'upmarket' content, as he calls it, sometimes there will be an inevitable slip into the gutter. That said, it's a brave DL (albeit anonymous) who can email in and make a…

  27. Body Hair, Caving & A Friend's Sister

    · 35 min · S5 E12 · Explicit

    The Wittering Whitehalls is almost always eclectic, but this week is all over the place! Michael addresses his habits around bodily hair, a DL has a story from deep underground and Hilary has some sensible advice on…

  28. LIFE LESSONS: "Our worst fears are in anticipation."

    · 14 min · Bonus · Explicit

    How are you with public speaking? This week, a DL has got a new job (yay!), but may have overstated his ability in this particular arena. Fear not, because Mrs Whitehall has the right advice! Make sure you're…

  29. Pronunciation, Funerals & Trooping The Colour

    · 39 min · S5 E11 · Explicit

    It's all about light and shade, this game. This week, The Whitehalls have all their usual laughs and rants, plus a more thoughtful email from a young DL with a few things on their mind. You can email your questions,…

  30. LIFE LESSONS: "Warm it, before you whip it in."

    · 20 min · Bonus · Explicit

    The Wittering Whitehalls is not a podcast awash with double entendre, but it's a phenomenon that will crop up from time to time. Mrs Whitehall considers a food life hack sent in by a DL, whilst Mr Whitehall misbehaves.…

  31. Health & Safety, Fancy Shoes & "Where Do Babies Come From?"

    · 39 min · S5 E10 · Explicit

    Good luck to anybody having to answer the "where do babies come from" question. It can be a tough one! Also this week, Rob, the health & safety officer DL and a classic story featuring (but not limited to) the…

  32. LIFE LESSONS: "Everything Frittata..."

    · 19 min · Bonus · Explicit

    Hands up if the episodes with recipes make you hungry! Mrs Whitehall has another budget busting recipe this week, with a few meanders, avenues and alleyways thrown in by Mr Whitehall. Make sure you're subscribed! You…

  33. Step Counting, Incense & Bluetooth Mishaps

    · 40 min · S5 E9 · Explicit

    This week, Hilary managed to persuade Michael into wearing her smartwatch, in order to count his steps. Find out what happened next... Plus, burning incense and accidentally connecting to a bluetooth speaker! You can…

  34. LIFE LESSONS: "It's often easier to pull than to push."

    · 15 min · Bonus · Explicit

    Hilary & Michael tackle your traditional midweek query and offer some (occasionally) sage advice. Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com…

  35. Sexist Remarks, Solving A Mystery & Dating In DC

    · 40 min · S5 E8 · Explicit

    This week, a DL is compelled to write in her kind thoughts on a previous DL's email and there's a 40 year old mystery to solve, involving a lamp post in Newcastle and a whip... Plus, dating and ghosting in Washington…

  36. LIFE LESSONS: "Sit down and shut the f*** up."

    · 18 min · Bonus · Explicit

    Mr Whitehall quite effectively distills the life lesson down this week, into one easily remembered phrase. So, what should you do Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to…

  37. American Tourists, Celebrity Products & Retro Toys (with special guests Woody Harrelson & Laura Louie!)

    · 40 min · S5 E7 · Explicit

    Well, this is a bit of a surprise... A mid-series appearance from a pair of BIG guests! Woody Harrelson and his lovely wife Laura join Michael and Hilary for this weeks wittering! You can email your questions,…

  38. LIFE LESSONS: "Join The National Trust... For Uncle Neil."

    · 19 min · Bonus · Explicit

    It's always nice to get Neil on the phone and that's exactly what's happening this week. As it turns out, he's uniquely qualified to answer this weeks email! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions,…

  39. National Service, Running A Pub & Motorway Services

    · 41 min · S5 E6 · Explicit

    This week, a member of the armed forces asks about Mr Whitehall's military life (or lack thereof), a landlord tells the story of how he made his dream a reality and a DL tells of his passion for motorway service…

  40. LIFE LESSONS: "Let people know they're in your thoughts."

    · 17 min · Bonus · Explicit

    It's another hand written letter this week. It's lovely to keep in touch, by whatever means, because it reminds people that you're thinking of them, even if you're not able to see them in person. Even Mr Whitehall…

  41. Winston, Alternative Medicine & A Lovely Update

    · 41 min · S5 E5 · Explicit

    This week, a DL has a BIG question about Winston... What will become of him!? Plus, complimentary and alternative medicine and an encouraging update from a DL who featured a while back. You can email your questions,…

  42. LIFE LESSONS: "Draw the battle lines early."

    · 17 min · Bonus · Explicit

    It's true to say that the DL's are a fabulous bunch, across a huge variety of age categories. Apparently, the Witterings of the Whitehalls appeal to everyone... As long as they can tolerate Mr Whitehall's language.…

  43. The Ick, Toddler Tantrums & A Tricky Wedding Situation

    · 39 min · S5 E4 · Explicit

    Stop what you're doing folks... Michael Whitehall is about to learn what "the ick" is. Plus, never mind the 'terrible twos,' it's the 'thunderous threes' that are troubling one particular DL. You can email your…

  44. LIFE LESSONS: "Make sure you've got a boxset downloaded."

    · 23 min · Bonus · Explicit

    This week, an anonymous emailer needs advice on how to get through a holiday with their boyfriend's family in very close quarters. The Whitehalls are on hand, as ever, to assist. Make sure you're subscribed! You can…

  45. Tellings Off, Bad Influences & Ghostly Images

    · 39 min · S5 E3 · Explicit

    Have you ever seen Elvis in a piece of toast? Perhaps you glimpsed John Lennon in a patch of damp? This week, an emailer brings news of Margaret Thatcher on an ironing board cover and it's up to The Whitehalls to give…

  46. LIFE LESSONS: "Get the first few rounds..."

    · 17 min · Bonus · Explicit

    It's an A-lister heavy anecdote type of week this week... Get ready for some big name drops... Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com This…

  47. Pantomimes, Adrenaline Junkies & Turning Into Your Parents

    · 36 min · S5 E2 · Explicit

    It's back to brilliant, business as usual for The Wittering Whitehalls this week. Three brilliant emails, answered in their inimitable style! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to…

  48. LIFE LESSONS: "Get with the tech!"

    · 20 min · Bonus · Explicit

    Do you think Mr Whitehall is particularly at ease when it comes to using modern technology? This week, Mrs Whitehall explains why it's important for him to clean up his act! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email…

  49. Turin, Berlin, Los Angeles & Beyond...

    · 43 min · S5 E1 · Explicit

    Back again and this time, much sooner than usual! The Whitehalls are wasting no time in getting back into business following the Christmas break and they've an awful lot to unpack (literally...) You can email your…

  50. LIFE LESSONS: "Be prepared!"

    · 19 min · Bonus · Explicit

    It's the final instalment for series 4, but the good news is that you don't have too long to wait! Once Christmas & New Year are out the way, The Wittering Whitehalls will be right back with you! Keep an eye out for…

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