Podcasts · Simon Mayo's Confessions

I got cat class and I got cat style & other tales...

23 Jan 2026 · 44 min · S7 E22

Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo for another uproarious episode of confessions! This week, prepare for chaos as Professor Pat Pending shares his tale of friendly intentions gone awry in the bustling streets of Saudi Arabia, leading to a near disaster at a traffic light. Michael has a very ambitious backward confession that reveals how his mischievous cat, Eugene, turned a neighbour's Sunday roast into an unexpected family drama. The Accidental Chef's cringe-inducing culinary blunder will leave you shaking your head in disbelief. Haggis and sour grapes, anyone?

Then we meet Anon Stupid, who shares a wild holiday experience in Spain marked by ambitious culinary choices and an outrageous fairground mishap that ends with chaos and shattered spirits—literally! Join in on the laughter, the gasps, and the surprising twists that make each confession a memorable experience! Got your own tale to share? Send it to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!