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My Therapist Ghosted Me

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300 episodes · Explicit

Join Vogue Williams & Joanne McNally for a weekly chat with 100% honesty guaranteed.

More about the show

"My Therapist Ghosted Me" is the result of Joanne's therapist doing just that! Ignoring her calls, refusing to answer the door at the clinic, or speak to her after she'd tracked him down at Enfield crematorium as he scattered his Aunt's ashes. Despite it all, it’s often said that friends give the best therapy so Vogue & Joanne have teamed up to do exactly that (alongside a generous helping of laughter as that too is said to be the best form of therapy). Together they will give 100% unqualified, unsubstantiated but up front and honest advice on the plethora of issues they and many others continue to grapple with.

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Episodes page 1 of 6

  1. MTGM EXTRA! "Single ladies? Joanne's got you..."

    · 27 min · Explicit

    Joanne finds herself in Texas and she's right at home... This is great news, but Vogue is more concerned about whether she's getting a pair of cowboy boots or not. Plus, validation for a long held theory about…

  2. Would you do THIS for your partner?!

    · 38 min · Explicit

    This week, Vogue managed something remarkable. She made Joanne gag (several times), despite there being nearly 5,000 miles between them. Quite an achievement. Vogue also has some Celebrity Traitors theories and…

  3. MTGM EXTRA! "An update on the guy I was having an affair with..."

    · 26 min · Explicit

    Remember we had an email from someone who had been seeing a guy at work, she knew he was married, but then he broke it off and moved on to SOMEONE ELSE IN THE SAME WORKPLACE. WTF. Well, she's back in touch and she has…

  4. Vogue's been robbed, Joanne wants ANOTHER tattoo...

    · 43 min · Explicit

    Whilst Vogue & Joanne will occasionally discuss a new subject, you can always expect them to return to their CORE topics... That is to say that Vogue will always want to talk about the Richard Gere rodent story and…

  5. MTGM EXTRA! "SEND that hey girly text."

    · 19 min · Explicit

    Tech issues hit the podcast once again this week and the finger was pointing at one person. Have a guess who it was... Plus, children drinking booze, Joanne NOT buying edibles and a listener email that tells you…

  6. The plague? Joanne is obsessed...

    · 48 min · Explicit

    TRIGGER WARNING: There are quite a few mentions of death, disease and murder this week... Yes, this is supposed to be a comedy podcast. So why all the heavy topics? Vogue has four children now and Joanne just stepped…

  7. MTGM EXTRA! "He broke up with me 2 weeks before our holiday together?!"

    · 25 min · Explicit

    So, you've seen Joanne in the first couple of episodes of Celebrity Traitors, right? If you've not watched the first two, SPOILERS WITHIN!! Beyond all that, there's an email from a listener who was dropped like a…

  8. Vogue has started her Christmas shopping ALREADY?!?

    · 43 min · Explicit

    IT HAS BEGUN!! The MTGM / Celebrity Traitors adventure begins... Although no one's seen any episodes yet, everyone is certain it'll going to be unmissable. Recording at Vogue's house this week, Joanne brings up…

  9. MTGM EXTRA! "Cheat GPT..."

    · 23 min · Explicit

    Joanne is only hours away from a flight back to the UK, but there’s still time for a midweek catch up. Has she been scammed again? Of course she has! Does this bring Vogue a special type of joy that only a friend like…

  10. What’s happening, Channing?

    · 45 min · Explicit

    They’re on different continents again… Joanne is in the US for the start of her tour (which you should DEFINITELY see by the way…) and Vogue is in London with little Remy right there in his papoose. He’s too much!…

  11. MTGM EXTRA! "He's married... I slept with him and now a colleague has too..."

    · 26 min · Explicit

    What's with cheating men and giving away hoodies? Just stop. Besides this textbook MTGM email, Vogue has found a marriage opportunity in Saudi Arabia and Joanne is off to the US... Has she packed? Have a guess... My…

  12. We're BACK Baby (no.4...)

    · 49 min · Explicit

    They're back! Yes, there was a business (an actual new, human life) to attend to, but they couldn't leave it any longer... There is too much to discuss. Too much has happened. HOW was that woman allowed to continue…

  13. Vogue's Baby Shower at Joanne's!

    · 41 min · Explicit

    Did a lot of preparation go into this so-called "baby shower" episode? Yes, by hard working people behind the scenes. (Bless you, Pete.) Did Joanne ignore all of the preparation and planning? Mostly, yes. Did Vogue…

  14. MTGM EXTRA! "Does opening your relationship REALLY work?! "

    · 27 min · Explicit

    The end of pregnancy vibes are getting stronger on MTGM. With only a couple of eps left until Vogue delivers baby number 4, things are starting to slide into the absurd. Vogue and Joanne reveal why they've never been…

  15. Baby name?? Vogue changed her mind...

    · 43 min · Explicit

    Who would like to know what name Vogue & Spencer had chosen for baby no.4?? It's possibly off the cards now, but that doesn't change the fact that it's a BIG ol' name. With the spot for the name open, Sandra wastes no…

  16. MTGM EXTRA! "THIS should be Vogue's new baby's name..."

    · 27 min · Explicit

    This week, Vogue has some interesting revelations on the name for baby no.4... Meanwhile, Joanne is on holiday (agaaaaain) but she's paying the price this time, with more childcare duties and a horrendous relationship…

  17. What happens when Joanne is left in charge of 2 children?

    · 43 min · Explicit

    Joanne is not a Mother, or at least, not yet... That all changed for a few hours this week when a friend left her in charge of 2 children AND a roast dinner to cook. Recollections on the events may vary. Back in baking…

  18. MTGM EXTRA! “It’s not ALL men… HOWEVER…”

    · 24 min · Explicit

    To the couple of straight, male listeners… we get it. It’s not ALL men. Age gap relationships are a touchy topic and you might feel differently depending on the circumstances… a 50 year old fella and his 19 year old…

  19. Has Nara Smith been gaslighting the girlies?!

    · 39 min · Explicit

    Joanne's back from Ibiza via Manchester Airport, where she lost the will to live somewhere between Terminal 1 and Terminal 3. Vogue is calling Nara Smith out for gaslighting the girlies, plus Joanne has a Netflix…

  20. MTGM EXTRA! "Spencer was a terrible ride when I first met him..."

    · 26 min · Explicit

    Joanne is late (stuck in traffic/a taxi/a train... who's to say?!), she's showered in a complete stranger's hotel room without noticing, and she's got approximately four minutes before she has to leave to DJ with James…

  21. Don't Embarrass Us in Front of James Blunt!!

    · 45 min · Explicit

    Joanne is live from Ibiza and has made a devastating discovery: she might be too old for clubbing. The solution? Retrain as a brunch DJ... Vogue's in Spain too with Spenny who this week told her she's "hardly going to…

  22. MTGM EXTRA! "Well I've seen your b**bs but you won't show me the rest"

    · 24 min · Explicit

    Joanne is live from Ibiza (medicated and hydrated), Vogue is pregnant on a beach and apparently that's illegal now, and Grace Campbell has just walked into frame completely starkers. It's chaos. This week's email…

  23. A warning about Ibiza...

    · 50 min · Explicit

    If the next episode is late, or doesn't happen at all, what you need to know is that Joanne is travelling to Ibiza tomorrow and she's SUPPOSED to be recording the Wednesday episode on Monday morning... Good luck…

  24. MTGM EXTRA! "Andrew Tate arrested in his little dancing shoes."

    · 29 min · Explicit

    Andrew Tate is not a popular man in these parts... For support following his arrest in Miami, please look elsewhere. Naturally, Vogue & Joanne have thoughts, so let's have them. Plus, an email from a listener who…

  25. I got a "hey girly" text...

    · 46 min · Explicit

    Vogue has stories from Wimbledon and she might have to stop being seen in public with Spencer... Meanwhile, Joanne has watched the Katie Price doc and she has thoughts. Plus, a heist for the wellbeing age and the uses…

  26. MTGM EXTRA! "The words no woman should have to hear..."

    · 27 min · Explicit

    This episode will be potentially triggering if you've ever lost an entire makeup bag... You've been warned. As Vogue beams in from her Spanish holiday, Joanne is in York with some explaining to do about so-called…

  27. You've lowered me... Significantly...

    · 43 min · Explicit

    IF you don't know what Vogue & Joanne are going to be discussing in this episode, you might want to rewind a touch... It's all kicked off. Massively. We all know it's not what Vogue wanted and OF COURSE it was Vogue…

  28. MTGM EXTRA! "Sail on Queen... That guy is a LOSER."

    · 21 min · Explicit

    Vogue is keen to get to the bottom of Joanne's big day out last week... Remember; the plan was two BIG activities in one day. Wimbledon, followed by Harry Styles at Wembley. Massive. How did it go? How did she cope?…

  29. Lady Lambeth

    · 44 min · Explicit

    Something has happened.... It's something that we've all been waiting for and it's definitely for the best that it's happened. BUT WHAT IS IT?! Suffice to say that both Joanne and Vogue are equally pleased. There's a…

  30. MTGM EXTRA! "My body took over and I left."

    · 31 min · Explicit

    Let's go through some of the names that come up during this podcast... Nigel Farage. Michael Jackson. Kanye. Wow. Luckily, the lawyers were on hand to give it a listen through and here we are. Closer to home, Joanne…

  31. We NEED to talk about Nigeria's goalkeeper...

    · 42 min · Explicit

    It's another episode at Joanne's and the heat is A LOT to cope with. Frankly, it doesn't matter if you're British or Irish, because what we all have in common is an unparalleled ability to talk about how hot it is.…

  32. MTGM EXTRA! "We've been sleeping together for years, but he's NEVER committed."

    · 26 min · Explicit

    Joanne watched a Marco Pierre White interview this week and she is obsessed. Fair play too, because it was bananas. Meanwhile, Vogue has been focussed on the Ariana Grande / Ethan Slater story which has apparently come…

  33. Tyra has legal beef & Lee Andrews has.... Hair.

    · 45 min · Explicit

    You DO NOT want to upset the people who take your bins away... Unfortunately, it's already too late for Joanne. Vogue has distanced herself from the situation and it may never resolve itself. Luckily, there's a lot to…

  34. MTGM EXTRA! "My friends have chosen a toxic man over me."

    · 24 min · Explicit

    This week, it was time for Vogue's baby shower, which was much more like a hen party... Think cocktail slushies and afternoon drunkenness (of the guests, NOT Vogue!) Plus, a really tricky email topic from a listener…

  35. Are we slagging Shania Twain?!

    · 43 min · Explicit

    DESCRIPTION: There are a lot of people getting dragged this week… Shania Twain (that is ONLY Vogue), Kim K and Lewis Hamilton… Shots are being fired. Recorded at Joanne’s new gaff for the 2nd week in a row, there are…

  36. MTGM EXTRA! "My friend called me out!"

    · 23 min · Explicit

    Is flirting a problem? It's a big question! Is it harmless or does it MEAN something? This week, a listener needs that question answered, so Vogue & Joanne must do their best. Plus, Vogue has shared a baby name with…

  37. Champagne At Joanne's

    · 41 min · Explicit

    It's a housewarming party!! It feels like AGES since Vogue & Joanne were actually in the same place, but this week they recorded the podcast TOGETHER AT JOANNE'S NEW HOUSE!! OMG!! There's Steven Bartlett chat to…

  38. MTGM EXTRA! "We have monthly arguments..."

    · 25 min · Explicit

    Have you ever needed to do long distance in a relationship? Maybe you've gone the whole hog and moved away, just to be with someone... Did it work?? This week, a listener worries that her partner is unhappy after…

  39. It's been a REAL journey

    · 39 min · Explicit

    Joanne has done it!! She's finally moved into a house of her very own, but at what cost? She's been forced to reckon with how many clothes she owns, but Vogue is on hand to reframe this as a positive. There's…

  40. MTGM EXTRA! "I turned 37 and my libido is through the ROOF."

    · 20 min · Explicit

    Can you trust your neighbours to take in your packages? That's Joanne & Vogue's metric for whether they're good people or not... Plus, why Joanne could be Vogue's stepmother one day and a listener who has good news for…

  41. Joanne has secrets... Vogue needs to know them NOW.

    · 45 min · Explicit

    There's a LOT of buzz about the fact that Joanne spent the last couple of weeks in The Traitors castle... This much we know, but can Vogue get Joanne to say ANYTHING MORE? Just a little tease, perhaps, or maybe a slip…

  42. MTGM EXTRA! "He was a sea swimmer..."

    · 25 min · Explicit

    They call it going on a break, but the fact is that you only need to wait until Friday 22nd of May for Vogue & Joanne to return... It's never long. In this last instalment until then, the reason why cabin crew can't…

  43. Homeschooling, Garlic Breath & Arguments

    · 47 min · Explicit

    It's a bold move to home school your kids and not something that would work for everyone... But if you DID home school your kids, you'd surely want Joanne to pop round to teach them sociology, right? RIGHT?! Back in…

  44. MTGM EXTRA! "It's the small things, isn't it?"

    · 23 min · Explicit

    Joanne's time in Australia is nearly up, but there's still work to do. Aside from that, there are a few allegations flying about in the ether that need attention too... The legal team are on standby as a result. Plus,…

  45. Brisbane, Madonna & "The matter is closed"

    · 43 min · Explicit

    The word iconic is overused these days, but Sabrina Carpenter bringing Madonna on stage?? ICONIC. Does it mean Vogue and Joanne have changed their minds about Coachella?? Absolutely not. If you’d like to get in touch,…

  46. MTGM EXTRA! "Lesbian circularity..."

    · 25 min · Explicit

    Are you familiar with "Lesbian circularity"? If not, good... Because a listener has emailed in to explain it in fantastic detail. Plus... A huge announcement, but does it belong to Vogue, or Joanne??? Tickets for…

  47. BLISS

    · 47 min · Explicit

    Vogue honestly didn't believe the BLISS tattoo was real... It is and Joanne doesn't care what ANYBODY thinks. She's thrilled. Meanwhile, Vogue is coming back from St Barts with an unwelcome addition to her face. If…

  48. MTGM EXTRA! "I turn the corner and BOOM..."

    · 27 min · Explicit

    Where is everyone now?! Vogue's still in St Barts and Joanne is in New Zealand. That means a time difference of 16 hours!! Luckily, everyone is happy with their own local time, so it works. SO... What went down at…

  49. TV Nostalgia, Crustaceans Revisited & Moving To Mars

    · 42 min · Explicit

    They said it couldn't be done (well they didn't say that, but still...), but Vogue & Joanne recorded this episode across a 14 hour time-difference, with Vogue in St. Bart's and Joanne in Melbourne, Australia. Joanne's…

  50. MTGM EXTRA! "Is this cheating?"

    · 18 min · Explicit

    Sometimes, Joanne finds it difficult to reserve judgement until she's heard all of the email from a listener. This week is one of those times... In fairness, it is a tricky one. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile…

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