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When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Pleasurable Percentages, BONUS'

· 24 min · S3 E14 · Explicit

Episode When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Pleasurable Percentages, BONUS'

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How good are we at solving crimes… statistically speaking?

After several months of operating the Unqualified Detective Agency, we finally attempt to answer the question no one asked but everyone fears: what is our actual crime-solving success rate?

A supposedly simple calculation quickly descends into bickering, selective memory, creative accounting, and a spirited debate over what should and definitely should not count as “solved”.

To restore order, we bring in a professional statistician to crunch the numbers properly. The result is a percentage so alarming it raises serious questions about competence, confidence, and whether maths should ever be trusted.

If you’ve ever wondered how not to measure success, this bonus episode is for you.

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