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1. Post Script 104: The Good/Bad Movie "Bell Chart"

   15 Oct 2024 · 51 min · S6 E104 · Explicit

   We're back with another Post Script! This week, the crew gets a much needed update on a highly anticipated cinematic experience and Justin tries his best to describe his prefered movie rating system. Creative Producer:…

2. Episode 103: FleX-Men

   8 Oct 2024 · 53 min · S6 E103 · Explicit

   Juggernaut's attacking vertical walls again and there's no one around to stop him! Never fear, the FleX-Men are here and buffer than ever. Time to FleX all over these fools! This week, the Uncanny X-Men somehow get…

3. Post Script 102: How soon can we judge a show?

   1 Oct 2024 · 48 min · S6 E102 · Explicit

   Welcome to "Post Script", our brand new biweekly show to fill in the gaps between scripts when you miss us so dearly. This week, we discuss at approximately what point in a television series is it acceptable to say…

4. Episode 101: Rizzerton

   24 Sep 2024 · 56 min · S6 E101 · Explicit

   No cap, it's good to be back! That's what the kids are saying nowadays...right?...RIGHT?? Find out how connected we are to the youths and their culture in this brand spankin' new episode! This week, gen Z invades the…

5. Episode 100

   29 Aug 2024 · 58 min · S5 E100 · Explicit

   Did ya miss us?? The fabled return of two white podcasters and their silly little show is at hand in this very special Interlude episode marking our 100th go at all this! Stay tuned until the end for a very special…

6. Episode 99: Sand Park

   2 Apr 2024 · 1 h 01 min · S5 E99 · Explicit

   We're back for episode 99, but this time Justin's leading the charge with a take on the Dune craze that's probably...a few weeks late at this point. This week, the kids from South Park give their take on the epic tale…

7. Episode 98: Italian-American Psycho

   5 Mar 2024 · 1 h 08 min · S5 E98 · Explicit

   From ultra-southern to ultra-italian, we're just hitting all the American stereo types this season! No one is safe...Also, Justin once again apologized for his poor mic quality. Please forgive him, he's moving and he…

8. Episode 97: Doctor Who-tenanny

   30 Jan 2024 · 1 h 13 min · S5 E97

   Happy 2024! After a little break from the shenanigans, we're back and with some brand new soundbytes. This week, Justin doesn't know how verbs work, our guests give better answers than us on what they would do with a…

9. Episode 96: The Molar Express

   12 Dec 2023 · 1 h 04 min · S5 E96 · Explicit

   It's the holiday season and the boys are in form with another unhinged take on a christmas classic. This week, we announce the top toys of 2023, another batch of Hallmark titles hit the market, and Hermey gets his shot…

10. Episode 95: Chicken Gun

    28 Nov 2023 · 1 h 05 min · S5 E95 · Explicit

    We hear at Pitch This Podcast would like to apologize for the inconsistent quality of Justin's audio in this particular episode. You see, and he's very private about this, Justin suffers for a health condition called…

11. Episode 94: The Two-gger Movie

    7 Nov 2023 · 1 h 05 min · S5 E94 · Explicit

    The wonderful thing about Pitch This, is Pitch This' a wonderful thing! Their jokes are made out of nothing, and their scripts are made out of...a need for attention. IDK man...these can't all be winners... This week,…

12. Episode 93: The Sawcle

    31 Oct 2023 · 1 h 25 min · S5 E93 · Explicit

    Mwahaha! This is Count Pitchula typing this. That's right! I got a computer, and I took an online course on how to use it...once I could convince a friend to show me how to access the online course, OF COURSE...okay it…

13. Episode 92: Indiana Jones & the Tomb of the Tamagotchi

    17 Oct 2023 · 1 h 16 min · S5 E92 · Explicit

    Season 5 is now well underway, and to keep barreling forward, we've brought on some old friends and new ones to talk about the first movie in a blockbuster franchise! Featuring special guests Andee Buccheri and Griffin…

14. Episode 91: Barbenheimer

    3 Oct 2023 · 1 h 30 min · S5 E91 · Explicit

    At long last, the mad lads are back! We hit the ground rolling in season 5 by starting out with a crossover featuring two blockbusters from this summer. This week, Justin and Adam share their new adult hobbies, and…

15. Episode 90: Pitch Jam

    26 Jun 2023 · 1 h 28 min · S4 E90 · Explicit

    The end of season 4 is here! And oh gosh...we've got a doozy to close out the season. This week, Justin sings, we skirt the line of becoming furries, and the boys play a game of basketball to decide the fate and future…

16. Episode 89: The Lasso Dance

    12 Jun 2023 · 1 h 16 min · S4 E89 · Explicit

    Well hi, cutie pie! How ya doing, Patrick Ewing? (He was a basketball player, nerds). We're almost to the end of the season, but before we get there, we've got a very special show to talk about! This week, we discuss…

17. Episode 88: Thomas the Snowpiercer

    29 May 2023 · 1 h 11 min · S4 E88 · Explicit

    We felt bad for missing a week, so we're giving you episodes on back to back weeks this time around! This week, Justin writes a script he's had on the back burner for quite some time, and Thomas the Tank Engine gets…

18. Episode 86: Pimp My Kart

    1 May 2023 · 1 h 08 min · S4 E86 · Explicit

    Well, Adam's done it again: Another script about cars that Justin must now scrub the bowels of youtube to find sounds for. At least this time it's with our favorite plumber: Mario Pratt. This week, we discuss our…

19. Episode 85: The Cat with a Bat

    17 Apr 2023 · 1 h 07 min · S4 E85 · Explicit

    Cats? Hats? Cats in hats with a bat? Warning: this episode is certified CURSED. If you thought the live-action "Cat in the Hat" movie was a hard watch, get ready for Justin's take on the classic(?) flick. We are also…

20. Episode 84: Tommy-Tanic

    3 Apr 2023 · 1 h 08 min · S4 E84 · Explicit

    Oh Hi, listeners! How is your sex lives? This week, we delve into mind mind of Tommy Wiseau as we attempt to tap into his directorial style, and how he might have presented "Titanic" if he got to it before James…

21. Episode 83: Impractical Jesters

    20 Mar 2023 · 59 min · S4 E83 · Explicit

    Don't call it a sequel!...except...do...call it that...cuz that's what it is...sort of....Gear up for a spiritual follow-up to a script we made like...two years ago! This week, we return to the Elizabethan era, and use…

22. Episode 82: Bob's Lotus

    6 Mar 2023 · 1 h 02 min · S4 E82 · Explicit

    Hey you! Are you tired of listening to the cheap comedy and budget script writing provided to you by the hosts of this podcast? Well you're in luck! Because this week, we got someone else to write about rich people…

23. Episode 81: Interlude 4

    12 Feb 2023 · 1 h 00 min · S4 E81 · Explicit

    Let's be honest...we're tired. Seasonal depression and all that. But after 80 episodes we needed a breather, and to get a little trashed. This week, the boys get caught up on the haps of the world, take some audience…

24. Episode 80: Hard Knocks: The Indigo League

    30 Jan 2023 · 1 h 14 min · S4 E80 · Explicit

    Football! Sports!! And...nerd shit?? That's right folks, they said it shouldn't be done, and they were probably right. As we celebrate making it to 80 episodes, the world celebrates two other major events: The…

25. Episode 79: Cold Feet

    16 Jan 2023 · 1 h 12 min · S4 E79 · Explicit

    Weather forecast is calling for two dirty feet of snow, and once again Justin has made a real stinker of a script based on a certain director's definite foot kink. This week, Adam gets drilled in more ways than one,…

26. Episode 78: Twas the Cul-De-Sac before Christmas

    26 Dec 2022 · 1 h 01 min · S4 E78 · Explicit

    ‘Twas the episode before Christmas and all through the time, Adam tries his best to learn how to rhyme. And so does Justin...rhyming sucks. This week, it's a silent boys night as the lads get festive, and we explore…

27. Episode 77: Blue Christmas: An Avatar Holiday Special

    12 Dec 2022 · 1 h 16 min

    It's the holiday season, and the boys are kicking it off with some hot takes to keep you warm this winter! This week, our guests have very different opinions about James Cameron's blue people, we reveal the hot toy of…

28. Episode 76: SuperBust

    28 Nov 2022 · 1 h 04 min · S4 E76 · Explicit

    Hey you! Come take a listen to these warlocks!...It...It doesn't work as well as I wanted it to...This week, we welcome on the hosts of Insomniac Snack as we talk about our favorite ways to cook a pokemon, and discuss…

29. Episode 75: Chainsaw Man & The Appliance 5

    14 Nov 2022 · 1 h 09 min · S4 E75 · Explicit

    Sup Weebs?? We've collectively decided that this is just an Anime podcast now...deal with it, Nerds. This week, Chainsaw Man joins a team, and Madalogues gets out of hand. If you like this episode, be sure to check out…

30. Episode 74: Halloween: Michael Poppins

    31 Oct 2022 · 1 h 12 min · S4 E74 · Explicit

    It's the most Spoopiest time of the year, and the Pitch This boys are tackling a scary classic: The Halloween Franchise! This week, Justin tells a scary story, Jacobino takes our jobs, and Michael Myer absolutely kills…

31. Episode 73: Billy & Mandy Get a Clue

    17 Oct 2022 · 1 h 11 min · S4 E73 · Explicit

    Better bring an extra pair of pants before listening to this episode, because SPOOP SEASON IS UPON US and who knows what farts and frights may be lingering just around the corner...This week, we're joined by the hosts…

32. Episode 72: Baby Seinfeld

    3 Oct 2022 · 1 h 09 min · S4 E72 · Explicit

    Welcome to the episode that shouldn't have happened. But it did so...here you go, I guess. This week, Adam is bullied by Daddy Bezos and Seinfeld gets the baby reboot treatment. Featuring special guests Laura Browne…

33. Episode 71: Peter P-Anime

    19 Sep 2022 · 1 h 25 min · S4 E71 · Explicit

    We back, and we back, and we back....for season 4! So much has happened in the interim, and we've missed you all so dearly. In our season premier, the boys open up about their personal lives, Justin finds a troubling…

34. Episode 70: Stark and Chez: Rescue Rangers

    11 Jul 2022 · 1 h 09 min · S3 E70 · Explicit

    It's season finale time, and in true Pitch This fashion, we're making it meta as crap. Sue us, Zuckerberg. This season has been an absolute blast, and to cap it off, we got everyone in on the fun! Join us, and many…

35. Episode 69: Fifty Shades of Wayne

    27 Jun 2022 · 1 h 06 min · S3 E69 · Explicit

    Ohhhhh yeeaaahhhh baby, we've made it possibly the best number ever, and if you think we're not going all-out-shmexy for it, you are in for a while ride, friends. This week, Adam finishes Netflix, the show gets…

36. Episode 68: LEGO Mortal Kombat

    13 Jun 2022 · 1 h 10 min · S3 E68 · Explicit

    What if the champions of Earthrealm couldn't kill or be killed with their own Kombat? This and many other questions keep us up at night. Seriously. I haven't slept in days. This week, Mortal Kombat gets the LEGO…

37. Episode 67: The Bean Lantern

    23 May 2022 · 1 h 15 min · S3 E67 · Explicit

    Why won't Ryan Reynolds Tweet us back??...it makes no sense. In unrelated news, Pitch This is currently inquiring about the purchase of a certain futbol club. We can't say the name of it, but it does rhyme with…

38. Episode 66: Adam's Magical Bachelor Bash

    9 May 2022 · 1 h 18 min · S3 E66 · Explicit

    BOYS NIGHT!! And the boys are feeling allllright. For episode 66 we're throwing at you a not-quite-a-Interlude, not-quite-a-Regular-show....episode, because we felt it would be a disservice to not take the time to tell…

39. Episode 65: This Is Morbi-Us

    26 Apr 2022 · 1 h 09 min · S3 E65 · Explicit

    We apologize for the delay in this episode's release. Though, to be fair, Justin didn't want to watch this movie, so...you're welcome. He did that for you. This week, It's Morbin' time. If you like this episode, make…

40. Episode 64: Twilight: Up to Bats

    11 Apr 2022 · 1 h 07 min · S3 E64 · Explicit

    With how much of a cultural reset this saga was, it's shocking Justin waited until this past week to view each and everyone of these movies. But he did. He did that for YOU. This week, Tory can't read, we all get sauce…

41. Episode 63: The Slizzard of Oz

    28 Mar 2022 · 1 h 01 min · S3 E63 · Explicit

    Listen, we understand if the world doesn't listen to this one right away. I mean, how're we supposed to compete for your attention when Will Smith just hit Chris Rock on live television? We understand. Take as much…

42. Episode 62: Inter(Ben 10)tion

    14 Mar 2022 · 1 h 08 min · S3 E62 · Explicit

    Alright folks, we're not gonna lie...this one really went off the rails. I mean...we're talking the-circus-train-that-crashed-into-the-woods-in-The-Rugrats-Movie levels of derailment. This week, Adam just got off a…

43. Episode 61: Interlude 3

    28 Feb 2022 · 54 min · S3 E61 · Explicit

    Adam and Justin give their big, creative brains a nice, little break. Join us, as we catch up on life, new trailers, and more about that weird straight-to-DVD Pinocchio movie. Adam shares his experience of watching his…

44. Episode 60: Cars 9: The Rocket League

    14 Feb 2022 · 1 h 14 min · S3 E60 · Explicit

    Start your engines and leave some GGs in the chat, it's time for the Cars sequel literally no one was waiting for, just in time for Valentine's Day! This week, Justin goes shopping for a used vehicle from the three…

45. Episode 59: The Radical Story of Zelda

    31 Jan 2022 · 1 h 17 min · S3 E59 · Explicit

    Radical! Gnarly! To the MAX! (Ask your parents about any other 80's slang for 'cool'...that's all I've got). This week, The Legend of Zelda is told as an 80's Teen Movie, Elmo learns to count, and Mike finds out the…

46. Episode 58: The Amazing Cider-Man

    17 Jan 2022 · 1 h 11 min · S3 E58 · Explicit

    Cider-Man, Cider-Man, does whatever a douchebag can. Can he swing? Yeah he could. But that's played out, so he's all good. LOOK OUT, here comes the Cider-Man!! This week, we return to the spiderverse for our second run…

47. Ambiguous Podcast Solutions: Pitch This Origins

    4 Jan 2022 · 1 h 12 min · Bonus · Explicit

    Happy New Year, Pitchers! How was your first and only run of the year? In lieu of a script this week, we thought it would be fun to take you back to the beginning...We recently were interviewed by "Ambiguous Podcast…

48. Episode 57: Santa Claus vs. The World

    20 Dec 2021 · 1 h 17 min · S3 E57 · Explicit

    Tis the season Pitchers, and that means we've got a second holiday episode coming in ice hot...that's...that's a thing right? This week, we talks about our holiday plans, Justin's new pursuit of fatherhood, and Scott…

49. Episode 56: Home Alone on Planet Earth

    7 Dec 2021 · 1 h 13 min · S3 E56 · Explicit

    Jingle Jangle , it's the holiday season and the boys are here to sleigh some festive pitches! This week, Justin discusses his Thanksgiving roasting, Joe Pesci bites a kid, and Kevin McCallister fights off the undead.…

50. Episode 55: Princess Diaries 3: A Queen in Queens

    22 Nov 2021 · 56 min · S3 E55 · Explicit

    You know what they say: while the Justin's away, the ladies will play! Yes after last week's overflow of masculinity, we thought the only way to balance it out was to fight that energy back with a Ladies Night...and…