The Girls Bathroom

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1. Boy Talk: You won’t believe why he won’t stay over?

   12 Nov 2025 · 1 h 12 min · S1 E325

   Happy Wednesdayyy!! Can you spot anything different? We’ve had a little makeover and we’re obsessed — hope you love it just as much as we do! This week, one Sarah might need to find herself a new man after discovering…

2. Girl Talk: She had sex… at MY wedding!!!

   5 Nov 2025 · 1 h 09 min · S1 E324

   We’re out of costume and back to our true selves—ready to dive into your dilemmas! This week, one Sarah writes in about a very smelly situation, while another opens up about her less-than-dreamy wedding day. But don’t…

3. A Haunted Halloween Special: Does this call for an etsy witch?

   29 Oct 2025 · 1 h 04 min · S1 E323

   You’ve all been waiting for it... we proudly present our second Haunted Halloween Special! Our beloved Malvina is back with an update, and one of our Sarahs is seriously thinking about hiring her very own Etsy witch to…

4. A Haunted Halloween Special: He's taking a ghost on dates?

   21 Oct 2025 · 1 h 11 min · S1 E322

   Spooky season has well and truly arrived here at TGB HQ! We highly recommend you watch this week's episode if you can! Please do not be alarmed, we have not been hijacked. To celebrate the start of spooky season we…

5. X-RATED: He gets HARD… to cartoons?

   14 Oct 2025 · 59 min · S1 E321

   We’re back with an X-RATED episode! What’s the most unsexy song that’s ever come on during the deed? Because honestly, we need answers from whoever said Frosty the Snowman and Cotton Eye Joe — HOW did we get here?!…

6. Boy Talk: I found a love note... it wasn't for me

   7 Oct 2025 · 1 h 10 min · S1 E320

   We’re back in the TGB HQ trying desperately to understand a love letter and one of our Sarahs finds out her Brian has been living a double life, and yes - we hear the classic line…“We were on a break!” But don’t panic,…

7. Girl Talk: Brian messaged her… then told me to message you?!

   30 Sep 2025 · 1 h 05 min · S1 E319

   Good Wednesday to all Sarahs, Brians, and mysterious listeners far and wide! This week we’re sniffing out the truth: what’s the weirdest smell you secretly love? Cinzia’s all about the perm-solution scent, Sophia can’t…

8. Boy Talk: Is he rinsing me for rent?

   23 Sep 2025 · 1 h 07 min · S1 E318

   It’s the best day of the week — not only do you have a brand new episode to listen to, but there’s also a very important live show announcement! Our Sarahs are really going through it: falling in love with sneaky…

9. Girl Talk: Is her DYING wish to sleep with my boyfriend?

   16 Sep 2025 · 1 h 10 min · S1 E317

   Alrighty roooo, we’re back in The Girls Bathroom, asking you what nicknames you’ve given your boss! What would you do if Sarah’s dying wish was to sleep with your Brian… YOLO or not so YOLO?! And finally, we’ve got a…

10. X-RATED: Keep it a fantasy... or make it happen?

    9 Sep 2025 · 1 h 06 min · S1 E316 · Explicit

    It’s that time again—when we tackle your spiciest X-RATED dilemmas. Padmé, Shrek, Conrad and Belly, even a squirrel…who would you dress up as for a little role-play with your other half? One of our Sarahs finds herself…

11. Boy Talk: My HUSBAND... or a CATFISH!?!

    2 Sep 2025 · 1 h 01 min · S1 E315

    Happiest of Wednesdays girlies! This week’s question of the week is: What’s the worst thing you’ve borrowed without someone knowing? A shocking number of you need to replace your razors and toothbrushes immediately.…

12. Girl Talk: She stole my vibrator?!

    26 Aug 2025 · 52 min · S1 E314 · Explicit

    Happy Wednesday our dearest listeners!!!! Autumn is fast approaching and we need Halloween ideas for little miss Blueberry. This week we asked you what's the most chaotic drunk text you've ever received... safe to say…

13. Boy Talk: He's in JAIL… now I'm a lesbian?!

    19 Aug 2025 · 56 min · S1 E313 · Explicit

    It’s Wednesdayyy, and Cinzia is celebrating the arrival of her first child, Blueberry Baylis! This week’s question reveals your unexpected childhood crush… and honestly, Tigger is kind of a zaddy, and we are so here…

14. Girl Talk: Am I crazy for telling my bff she’s about to get engaged?

    12 Aug 2025 · 59 min · S1 E312 · Explicit

    Happy Wednesday everyone!!! We're asking about your holiday disaster stories in today's Question of the Week. Sticking on the holiday theme, there's one Sarah who's been shocked when an invite for a girls trip didn't…

15. X-RATED: She CAN’T STOP banging the drum!!!

    5 Aug 2025 · 1 h 20 min · S1 E311

    Does it get much more x-rated than us asking you for the weirdest place you've had sex? Well we're also finding out whether one Brian's fetish has gone too far, another with a sensitive penis and there's a runner who…

16. SOPHIA’S ENGAGED!!!

    29 Jul 2025 · 55 min · S1 E310 · Explicit

    A VERY special episode this week as Sophia shares her engagement story!!! We're celebrating in textbook Girls Bathroom style, exchanging gifts and sharing Brian's Top Tips for a flawless engagement! Join us on Patreon…

17. Boy Talk: He WATCHED her get l*cked out!!!!

    22 Jul 2025 · 1 h 19 min · S1 E309 · Explicit

    Dearest gentle reader, practice your best Voldemort impression and ask 'Can THE Doctor see me now?' We're exploring icky hobbies and have one final update from an indecisive Sarah. A Brian enters the bathroom for…

18. Girl Talk: My man thinks my bff's IN LOVE with me

    15 Jul 2025 · 1 h 07 min · S1 E308 · Explicit

    The word of the week is 'freakazoid' and we're asking you to share your most iconic girl code moments. We're revisiting 'question of the week' from episodes gone by and finding out what happens when you're on the…

19. Boy Talk: I FOUND him on 'Are we dating the same guy?'

    8 Jul 2025 · 1 h 17 min · S1 E307 · Explicit

    Helloooo Wednesday and hello Zac Efron specifically. We're sharing icky fashion mistakes, asking why men love to show the world their boxers, and informing you all of the Facebook phenomenon 'Are we dating the same…

20. Girl Talk: IS HE SLEEPING WITH SPANISH MEN??

    1 Jul 2025 · 1 h 17 min · S1 E306 · Explicit

    The sun's (kinda) still out so we're serving exposed foot and asking when you decided to cut ties with a friend. Cinzia's discovered a blast from the past and we've got a twin who's claiming to have broken every code…

21. Boy Talk: I’m cheating with my gay bffs!!!

    24 Jun 2025 · 1 h 10 min · S1 E305 · Explicit

    It's Wednesday so that means it's time to slide in to a FitFlop and think about your GSCE maths homework. We're sharing not so humblebrags and an unfaithful Sarah has quite the story to share! We have a mum who's…

22. Girl Talk: She's keeping me under SURVEILLANCE

    17 Jun 2025 · 1 h 24 min · S1 E304 · Explicit

    It's Wednesdaaaay!! We're travelling down memory lane to find inspiration for this week's Question of the Week and asking 'Why don't I have a pink sparkly Lamborghini?' Elsewhere we have a Sarah who's living under…

23. X-RATED: He tickles my vagina??!

    10 Jun 2025 · 1 h 08 min · S1 E303 · Explicit

    We're back back back again with another X-RATED episode!!! We're finding out the not so constructive criticism you've had bestowed upon you and discovering how a baby and a dog have made their way into one listener's…

24. Boy Talk: We had one WILD date...then he WIFED someone else!!!

    3 Jun 2025 · 1 h 07 min · S1 E302 · Explicit

    Merry Wednesday to all!! Cinzia has quite the story about her time in the salon, and we're taking 'babes' mainstream. We're saying 'Bon chance!' to their new partners and are SHOCKED at Brian's quick turnaround from…

25. Girl Talk: Eat, Pray, Love

    27 May 2025 · 1 h 28 min · S1 E301 · Explicit

    Happy Wednesday!!! We're reminiscing about iconic British TV, wondering if we should establish a staff uniform and asking if you've ever been caught stalking someone's socials? We've got a Sarah who feels like she's…

26. OUR 300TH EPISODE!!!

    20 May 2025 · 1 h 26 min · S1 E300 · Explicit

    Woohooo! It's the big three-zero-zero, and we've got the balloons to prove it!! We're investigating the content of your partner's notes app, submitting our premier league predictions and getting an all important update…

27. It’s the X-RATED EPISODE

    13 May 2025 · 1 h 11 min · S1 E299 · Explicit

    Welcome to a very special X-rated Girls Bathroom podcast episode!! We've asked you to send in some of your steamiest dilemmas, and boy have you delivered! We're discovering what unusual items have made their way into…

28. Girl Talk: Is it me…am I the drama?!

    6 May 2025 · 1 h 12 min · S1 E298 · Explicit

    Congratulations, it's Wednesday! We're introducing a new segment and seeing if you can tell your Aristotles from your Alexander-Arnolds. We're asking for stories of outfits which failed to slay, and our long suffering…

29. Boy Talk: He WON'T kiss me because I got LIP FILLER

    29 Apr 2025 · 1 h 20 min · S1 E297 · Explicit

    Welcome to the News at 7, we're your hosts Sophia and Cinzia and here's the headlines for today. We're planning a party and avoiding tough, grey meat. The notes app is shaking everyone to their core. Cinzia is so…

30. Girl Talk: I'm being punished for being in love...

    22 Apr 2025 · 1 h 14 min · S1 E296 · Explicit

    Hey from LA!!! Fresh from Coachella, we're taking the pod worldwide and delivering one of our comfiest episodes yet. We're discovering shocking villain origin stories, Sarah can't stop texting her bestie's bf and…

31. Boy Talk: He NEVER lets me sleep over, WTF??

    15 Apr 2025 · 1 h 14 min · S1 E295 · Explicit

    Turn your speakers up, it's Wednesday! We're going undercover and sharing codenames, getting horrified by group chats and asking what our initiation process looks like. Brian's bringing Helen to his first date, Sarah's…

32. Girl Talk: Has my new boyfriend slept with MY SISTER??

    8 Apr 2025 · 1 h 02 min · S1 E294 · Explicit

    It's Wednesday and we're putting the world to rights by laying out our rules for modern dating. The girls experience a case of mistaken identity, we're shouting out the 2025 and 2026 brides (kinda!), and we're trying…

33. Boy Talk: The perfect guy or the perfect LIAR??

    1 Apr 2025 · 1 h 12 min · S1 E293 · Explicit

    Spring has very much sprung and we’re giving all boys everywhere a much needed PSA!! Sarah’s dancing in the kitchen and Susan’s trying out a Bad Boy. We’ve got a Brian who’s “boys trip” is nothing of the sort, and…

34. Girl Talk: Bad luck or a SISTERLY betrayal??

    26 Mar 2025 · 1 h 06 min · S1 E292

    Live and direct from The Girls Bathroom studio, it's time to talk Temptation Island and icks you just can't ignore! Sarah's in the middle of a love triangle that's more dramatic than The Summer I Turned Pretty and…

35. Boy Talk: He left her for me, but he STILL won't commit!!!

    19 Mar 2025 · 1 h 25 min · S1 E291 · Explicit

    Back from our travels and reporting live and direct from The Girls Bathroom studio, it's time to talk t-shirt tans and Temptation Island! Cinzia's riding the bus and Sophia's getting stood up. Sarah's losing her mind…

36. Girl Talk: They BOTH fancy MY MAN!!

    12 Mar 2025 · 1 h 04 min · S1 E290 · Explicit

    Happy Wednesday!! We're back at the TGB HQ to ask if we should be drag queens and share in our regrettable fashion choices. We have a Sarah who's way too concerned about her bestie's boyfriend's height and a Susan's…

37. THE BOYS BATHROOM feat. CODY SIMPSON

    5 Mar 2025 · 58 min · S1 E289 · Explicit

    THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! THE CODY SIMPSON IS ON THE GIRLS BATHROOM PODCAST!!! Now that we've all collected ourselves, Cody, aka Brian is getting confused by the UK lads, delivering some hard truths to our Sarahs and is…

38. Boy Talk: He's holding a grudge against MY VIBRATOR

    26 Feb 2025 · 1 h 16 min · S1 E288 · Explicit

    Bienvenue! We're saying 'Hola' to all the Sarahs and Brians this week, and unfortunately subjecting you to some awful dirty talk. We have a Susan asking if she should risk it all for a hot celeb, a Brian who won't bite…

39. Girl Talk: HELP! I've uncovered a secret...and I wish I hadn't

    19 Feb 2025 · 1 h 11 min · S1 E287 · Explicit

    It's Wednesday!!! We're back in our pink palace, some Sarahs are sharing advice and we're asking Eddie if he's walking. We've got a family betrayal, a remorseful bridesmaid and a bestie hiding a secret she wishes she…

40. THE BOYS BATHROOM feat. Relatables

    12 Feb 2025 · 1 h 18 min · S1 E286 · Explicit

    Far out!! There's some Aussie Brians in the bathroom this week, a.k.a. Jake and Ottie from Relatables!! Between singing Cody Simpson and asking 'Why mullets?', we're picking their brains to find out why a UK Brian…

41. Boy Talk: It’s HIS way or the HIGHWAY!!

    5 Feb 2025 · 1 h 23 min · S1 E285 · Explicit

    G'day gals!! We've got THE update to end all updates and we're conducting important research to find out if the Brians are team bush or team bald. Sarah's heading all the way to New Zealand to avoid her mother-in-law…

42. Girl Talk: I really regret telling her the truth…

    29 Jan 2025 · 1 h 20 min · S1 E284 · Explicit

    We're staying in comms and circling back to tell you 'Happy Wednesday!' We're pushing HR's limits, staying on a sofa bed with the groom's dad and Susan's wishing she'd stayed tight-lipped... Join us on Patreon for an…

43. Boy Talk: Her fiancé wrote me a LOVE LETTER?!?

    22 Jan 2025 · 1 h 22 min · S1 E283 · Explicit

    It's Wednesday, and Sarah's man has one HUGE problem. We're finding out what it means to be Love Actually-ed, working out if we're Brian's mum and crossing our fingers that this is all just a big prank... Join us on…

44. Girl Talk: She’s so f**king LOUD!!

    15 Jan 2025 · 1 h 24 min · S1 E282 · Explicit

    Helen can you shush please??! Sarah needs to decide if she's going to befriend an enemy, Brian needs to find an 'approved person' and we're imagining what life would have been like had we all been to drama school...…

45. Boy Talk: I'm gay but she's IN LOVE with me!!

    8 Jan 2025 · 1 h 08 min · S1 E281 · Explicit

    Happy January!!! (And happy birthday Emily) We've got two Brians in the bathroom this week ready to have some difficult convos, we're finding out who requested Rihanna at the school concert, and we fear we'll never…

46. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

    1 Jan 2025 · 1 h 18 min · S1 E280 · Explicit

    Toot toot toot it's 2025!!!! We're manifesting a happy and healthy new year, making big life decisions and telling Sarah she simply CANNOT wear that sash! Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!!…

47. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

    25 Dec 2024 · 1 h 17 min · S1 E279 · Explicit

    IT'S CHRISTMAAAASSS!!! Two talking Christmas trees have somehow made their way into The Girls Bathroom to dispense some festive advice. They're keeping Work Brian anonymous, asking New Brian to spend some cash and…

48. Girl Talk: It’s going to be an AWKWARD gift swap!!

    18 Dec 2024 · 1 h 23 min · S1 E278 · Explicit

    Ho ho ho!! Two Christmas elves have taken a little break from Santa's Workshop to help listeners with their festive dilemmas! They're talking boyfriends, in laws, and how to tell Linda to get stuffed... Join us on…

49. Boy Talk: He’s having WET DREAMS…I’m not in them

    11 Dec 2024 · 1 h 05 min · S1 E277 · Explicit

    It’s the best day of the week!! Happy Wednesday besties!!! We’re joined by a four legged friend, a listener is concerned about her partners nocturnal emissions and we workshop solutions for a boyfriend suffering from…

50. Girl Talk: She's spent HOW MUCH on his xmas presents?!?!

    4 Dec 2024 · 1 h 21 min · S1 E276 · Explicit

    ITS CHRISTMAS!!!! Happy December besties! We're discovering Christmas traditions, baby names, and a loved up Sarah is on another planet...or is she working for MI5? Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!!…