The Girls Bathroom

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1. A Haunted Halloween Special: Tarot card chaos!!

   20 Oct 2026 · 1 h 15 min · S1 E374

   Do not be afraid, dear listener! Sophia and Cinzia have not abandoned TGB. They have simply taken the form of Remy and Linguini to answer your dilemmas in the first instalment of their Halloween special. 🎃 From haunted…

2. Boy Talk: He AI’d my BODY for Instagram?!

   13 Oct 2026 · 1 h 10 min · S1 E373

   PSA: this episode is full of surprises (and screaming), one from the faithful icon that is Miranda Hart herself and another from our first EVER TGB HOTLINE caller!! Not only that, but the girls navigate a first in…

3. TGB IN NYC

   6 Oct 2026 · 55 min · S1 E372

   DIVAS are UP and in NYC!!! But the question they're asking is why doesn’t Harry give that same USA energy in the UK? From stalking a sexy knight from the joust to dodgy garlic bread and of course a little sing song,…

4. X-RATED: He’s obsessed with our sex tape?!

   29 Sep 2026 · 1 h 03 min · S1 E371

   Roll the tapes!!! It's all going down in this X-RATED episode. Sex tapes, toilet masturbators, threesomes and spicy dreams about another Brian? Plus, you guys have left houses in some questionable garments… his dad's…

5. Boy Talk: She wants his custody visits in OUR flat?!

   22 Sep 2026 · 1 h 05 min · S1 E370

   Shoutout to all of the Cinzias, we're celebrating our Cinzia's birthday week with cake and obviously by learning the phonetic alphabet. F is definitely for Fiona and S is definitely for sugar. Buckle up as our Sarahs…

6. Girl Talk: I can't believe I walked in on that...

   15 Sep 2026 · 1 h 03 min · S1 E369

   Did you know the space between your eyebrows is called the "glabella"? Because we didn't! Sophia gets schooled on the Lorraine debacle, and the girls pick their dream X Factor comeback cast. Plus, what would you do if…

7. Boy Talk: He copies and pastes his dates?

   8 Sep 2026 · 1 h 12 min · S1 E368

   We're feeling nostalgic today, reminiscing on everyone's first ringtones... they just don't make music like this anymore! Cinz's new pickup line is 'my poos are much bigger than hers' and Soph could well just be the…

8. X-RATED: Did he just TOE me?!

   1 Sep 2026 · 1 h 00 min · S1 E367

   Could introducing a toe into the deed really be the answer our Sarahs are looking for? For some it may not be, but it's the solution S+C are giving out to our Sarahs in X RATED need! Are we really getting turned on by…

9. Girl Talk: My hater is back in the friendship group… help!!

   25 Aug 2026 · 1 h 00 min · S1 E366

   Bridezillas, bad friends and difficult little sisters are on the TGB agenda this week! Is demoting a maid of honour really that bad… or is it justified? The girls reminisce on their first time baking before a NYE…

10. Boy Talk: He says HER name in his SLEEP!!!

    18 Aug 2026 · 56 min · S1 E365

    Rodneys are rejoicing this week as their name gets added to TGB roster from a very shiny star of the week submission. One Sarah wonders why her Brian keeps saying another Sarah's name in his sleep and two evil Brians…

11. Girl Talk: It’s been a year…do I carry on trying?

    11 Aug 2026 · 1 h 00 min · S1 E364

    The girls are in their Mamma Mia era and ready to solve the crimes committed against their Sarahs. From bum explosions, to secret kisses and ghostly best friends, they've got their work cut out for them. Will Cinzia…

12. Boy Talk: Cheater busters!!!

    4 Aug 2026 · 1 h 09 min · S1 E363

    Natasha and Cynthia aka Sophia and Cinzia are in TGB HQ accompanied by their hardcore coke zeros. From famous encounters to cheating fiancés, besties living with exes and boyfriends using ChatGPT for breakups… does…

13. Girl Talk: Is she my secret online hater?!?

    28 Jul 2026 · 1 h 00 min · S1 E362

    Could Cinzia really be changing her name to Cinzia Squirrell? It has a nice ring to it. The girls deliver some EXCLUSIVE news that they've been desperately waiting for and tackle your dilemmas on this glorious…

14. X-RATED: It exploded and now he’s too scared to use it!!

    21 Jul 2026 · 1 h 12 min · S1 E361

    Snapped banjos, sex wish lists and thoughts about another Brian…the girls are back from their holidays and ready to solve your X-RATED dilemmas! Plus for the first time EVER question of the week is asked by a very…

15. Boy Talk: His kiss was like being trapped in a washing machine…

    14 Jul 2026 · 1 h 07 min · S1 E360

    Does anyone else have a strong hatred for pork chop night? If you do... then you're listening to the right podcast! The girls reminisce on their favourite meals and read out your current hyperfixation go tos in this…

16. TGB AT HOME: My bff calls my man ugly!!

    7 Jul 2026 · 1 h 18 min · S1 E359

    Terracotta, chlamydia, razor, and labia... we fear these could all be beautiful names if it weren't for their true meanings, and if you add them to your list, we definitely aren't judging! What would you do if your ex…

17. Girl Talk: My mum caught the affair on CAMERA!!

    30 Jun 2026 · 1 h 17 min · S1 E358

    Wake up, it's the first of the month!!!! The girls are back in TGB HQ, paired with their liquid fuel (connoisseurs if you will) and ready to solve your inconceivable dilemmas. Photo booths seem to be the place where it…

18. TGB IN ITALY

    23 Jun 2026 · 1 h 20 min · S1 E357

    TGB is in Italy and the girls have decided to adopt the CSS lifestyle, cigs, surf and sex...WICKED SWEET!!! Sarahs from far and wide tell the girls about their most chaotic girls' trip memories. Safe to say, don't fall…

19. Boy Talk: You guys caught my man out!!!

    16 Jun 2026 · 59 min · S1 E356

    How fare thee on this glorious Wednesday? Cinzia admits she'd like to enter into her renaissance era and Sophia admits she can pee whilst floating in the sea, it's never a dull day at TGB HQ! All of the Sarah's speak…

20. TGB AT HOME: I think my bestie is shoplifting...

    9 Jun 2026 · 1 h 07 min · S1 E355

    Are you ready to cure your insatiable (iykyk) appetite for another episode of TGB? Sophia and Cinzia are back at home in the safety of a hoodie, accompanied by Blueberry, who herself has an insatiable appetite for…

21. THERAPIST SPECIAL

    2 Jun 2026 · 1 h 04 min · S1 E354

    We've got a very special guest at TGB HQ...someone who has seen it all and has given us the official stamp of approval. It's Blue Therapy's Karen Doherty!!! Karen is a relationship therapist, cultural commentator on…

22. X-RATED: He said I got chlamydia from GOD...

    26 May 2026 · 1 h 01 min · S1 E353

    Buckle up and strap in, hussies, because X-RATED is BACK!!! We're in for a wild ride this week as the girls play their new word game and our Sarahs admit to sending spicy texts to the wrong recipient... imagine sending…

23. Boy Talk: His whatsapp was locked…now I know why!!

    19 May 2026 · 1 h 12 min · S1 E352

    Blood sisters unite!!! The girls suffered a SERIOUS loss this week... Sophia's beloved pink smoothie met its fate on the TGB HQ carpet, but she soldiered on with the help of Cinzia's generous (and entirely selfless)…

24. Girl Talk: She asked me to be their couples therapist…

    12 May 2026 · 1 h 03 min · S1 E351

    Being reported to HMRC has got to be up there with one of the pettiest things our listeners have ever done...AND they still feel justified about it! You guys really went to town in Question of The Week. Yet again we…

25. Boy Talk: I married my FATHER IN LAW?!

    5 May 2026 · 1 h 25 min · S1 E350

    Happy Wednesday to those who celebrate! This week we're asking: what's the most mortifying thing you've done in front of a Brian? From bumblebees on lips to rogue chicken fillets, your confessions did not disappoint.…

26. Girl Talk: She stole HOW MUCH from me??

    28 Apr 2026 · 1 h 04 min · S1 E349 · Explicit

    If there's one thing we know at TGB HQ, it's girl code. This week we're getting into which unwritten rules should actually be law - think going to the loo in clubs in pairs, ALWAYS checking for photo approval before…

27. X-RATED: I can’t stand the TASTE of him

    21 Apr 2026 · 1 h 04 min · S1 E348 · Explicit

    We're back from Bieberchella and seated in TGB HQ READY for your X-RATED dilemmas! We've got a Sarah with some serious tasting notes for an otherwise perfect Brian, and a Susan who's spicing things up in the bedroom…

28. LIVE FROM COACHELLA

    14 Apr 2026 · 1 h 04 min · S1 E347

    S+C are coming to you straight from their Coachella bathroom floor!! Expect fave LA food recs, festival chaos, and all your dilemmas solved from the desert. This week the girls are untangling secret girlfriends, virgin…

29. Girl Talk: His mum BANNED me from their house?!

    7 Apr 2026 · 1 h 02 min · S1 E346

    The girls are back in TGB HQ and the Sarahs did NOT hold back on the question of the week, secret pregnancies, shared vibrators and sugar daddies… we are genuinely not okay. One Sarah's mother-in-law has pulled off the…

30. Boy Talk: He has a GIRLS SHELF… should I be worried?

    31 Mar 2026 · 1 h 01 min · S1 E345

    What do you do when the Brian you're dating has a shelf just for girls? Yep, Sarah’s dealing with a truly bizarre dilemma. Meanwhile, Cinzia’s been warming up her vocal cords, but will she ever manage to pull off a…

31. Girl Talk: Who even IS my SISTER...

    25 Mar 2026 · 1 h 16 min · S1 E344

    Fake careers and imaginary allergies to fake family members and secret rotisserie chickens… the girls read out your most chaotic “Question of the Week” responses. Who else thinks Tony Blair is a silver fox?? Our Sarahs…

32. X-RATED: Is it normal for my man to be doing this whilst I'm asleep?!!

    18 Mar 2026 · 58 min · S1 E343

    X-RATED is BACK and we’re diving headfirst into our sexual awakenings… because apparently when Shrek turns human in Shrek 2, that did something to Sophia! From dolphins allegedly plotting kidnappings, to Blue Therapy…

33. Boy Talk: You’ll never guess who he cheated on me with…

    11 Mar 2026 · 1 h 03 min · S1 E342

    It’s the pinnacle of your week, S+C are back in TGB talking all things males! From getting undressed under the covers to blowing noses in the shower, the girls dive into all the slightly odd things your boyfriends do…

34. Girl Talk: Her dad wants to WINE AND DINE ME?!

    4 Mar 2026 · 1 h 03 min · S1 E341

    Spring has well and truly sprung, and we are feeling it here at TGB HQ, the toes are out and the 3/4 sleeve tops are on. We're so here for nudelates (IFYKYK), but… we’ll take our own mats, thank you! In this episode,…

35. Boy Talk: My boyfriend hacked my online banking???

    25 Feb 2026 · 1 h 02 min · S1 E340

    We have been through it all this week and it's only Wednesday! Nostalgia is high as we go through your first ever songs on your iPods big shoutout to the iPod nanos, and Cinzia shares her blow dry tips for that extra…

36. Girl Talk: His mum is STEALING my clothes??

    18 Feb 2026 · 1 h 13 min · S1 E339

    Will their big toenails ever be the same again? The girls are asking the important questions...and quickly discovering they might need the help of a podiatrist (definitely not a “pedomatrist”). Those with toenail…

37. Valentine's Special: No room at the love lodge!?

    11 Feb 2026 · 1 h 12 min · S1 E338

    Valentine’s Day is approaching, and here at TGB HQ we’re trying to figure out one very important question: what is the boy equivalent of flowers??? One of our Sarahs admits to going on a breakfast date… a lunch date……

38. Girl Talk: Is my mum sabotaging my proposal?!

    4 Feb 2026 · 1 h 03 min · S1 E337

    Men using the stairmaster, men on scooters, eating apples and microfibre cloths… niche pet peeves have officially hit an all-time high here at TGB HQ. This week we’re debating prom dress regrets (spoiler: we have none…

39. X-RATED: WHOOP told me he was masturbating?!

    28 Jan 2026 · 52 min · S1 E336

    The girls debate Twilight loyalties, crown the bush as vintage chic, and unpack listener dilemmas, from threesomes to surprise belfies (yes, bum selfies). Plus, one Sarah finds out some very interesting information…

40. Boy Talk: Does it count as cheating…if I felt single?

    21 Jan 2026 · 1 h 14 min · S1 E335

    This week on The Girls Bathroom we are asking you, what is the cringiest thing you have ever done to flirt? From pretending to be a gamer girl to stalking his Spotify and even letting your crush give you an eyebrow…

41. Girl Talk: My bestie is CATFISHING??

    14 Jan 2026 · 1 h 09 min · S1 E334

    It’s Wednesday and we’re back in TGB HQ where things get chaotic immediately as we try and fail to figure out the difference between Hozier and Gotye, because why is the resemblance actually uncanny! Once we get past…

42. Boy Talk: I planned our wedding…but he says we are just smashing?!

    7 Jan 2026 · 1 h 10 min · S1 E333

    It’s the first episode of 2026, and although we’ve adopted our new motto, “let it flow and let it go,” men are still causing our Sarahs trouble. One Sarah is negotiating romance via Monzo split-the-bill requests, while…

43. Girl Talk: He's leaving me on NYE?!

    31 Dec 2025 · 55 min · S1 E332

    2026 is almost here and we’re officially entering our let it flow and let it go era! Could hypnotising be on the cards for 2026? Maybe. One Sarah has taken borrowing clothes to the next level by stealing her sister’s…

44. Christmas Eve Special: She won’t let him spend Christmas with me!!

    24 Dec 2025 · 1 h 14 min · S1 E331

    It was a freezing cold Christmas eve at TGB HQ, Sarah’s far and wide wrote in with their Christmas dilemmas. One Sarah ponders on how to survive the festive period with a copycat sister in law and another wonders if…

45. Boy Talk: He said he was a SPY?!!!

    17 Dec 2025 · 1 h 17 min · S1 E330

    The countdown to Christmas is on and we’re in our PJs, getting in the festive spirit! This week, our Sarahs are keeping us BUSY. One Sarah has been told by a Brian that he’s a spy (yes, seriously…), while another Sarah…

46. Girl Talk: His mum is obsessed with our sex life?

    10 Dec 2025 · 56 min · S1 E329

    Wednesday is here and we’re diving into family chaos at TGB HQ! An auntie is convinced her niece is trying to steal her Brian. Yep, that’s where we’re at. And as if that wasn’t enough, we’ve got a Brian whose…

47. X-RATED: He watches WHAT porn...?

    3 Dec 2025 · 1 h 03 min · S1 E328

    The festive season has officially begun, and you know TGB HQ went all-in on the decorations. But what’s Christmas without a little X-rated chaos? Our Sarahs have slid into the inbox with some truly wild dilemmas: one…

48. Boy Talk: He made me sign an NDA to be with him

    26 Nov 2025 · 1 h 07 min · S1 E327

    We’ve signed NDAs for work… but for a relationship? Absolutely not... well, unless you’re one of our Sarahs, because she’s signed one and she is in deep! We’re diving into festive decorations, your weird food combos,…

49. Girl Talk: I’ve got TikTok beef with his ex

    19 Nov 2025 · 1 h 06 min · S1 E326

    Is this truly a tale as old as time… the notorious crazy ex? One Sarah is facing a hacker ex causing chaos, whilst another Sarah finds an unwelcome visitor lurking in the group chat. P.S. Whoever’s still holding onto…

50. Boy Talk: You won’t believe why he won’t stay over?

    12 Nov 2025 · 1 h 12 min · S1 E325

    Happy Wednesdayyy!! Can you spot anything different? We’ve had a little makeover and we’re obsessed — hope you love it just as much as we do! This week, one Sarah might need to find herself a new man after discovering…