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Anele and the Club on 947

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Experience Joburg's most fun breakfast show. Listen to Anele and the Club on 947 every Monday to Friday from 06:00 to 09:00 on 947 FM or streaming online on 947.co.za.

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  1. Tbo Touch dropped his single "Flow" today and he is in studio to tell us all about it

    · 17 min

    He’s a radio heavyweight, an entrepreneur and a man who has built a brand that stretches far beyond the microphone. But today, we’re talking music! Tbo Touch is back with a new single, “Flow,” featuring Sons of Rhythm…

  2. Msizi from 947 Drive with Thando claims he is sick, but his sick voice is not convincing enough so we asked Joburg to show him how it's done

    · 15 min

    Yesterday on 947 Drive with Thando, Msizi told listeners that he was sick. Now, you’d expect a man who’s under the weather to sound like he’s fighting for his life, right? But Anele heard about it and reckons Msizi…

  3. Thembisa is complaining about a stationary list when there are only 6 weeks left of school, have you ever been asked to buy new school supplies?

    · 15 min

    Thembisa is frustrated after being asked to buy a whole new set of art supplies for her Grade 1 child, despite already spending more than R2,000 on supplies at the beginning of the year. The problem? The original art…

  4. What stokvel are you apart of and how did it go?

    · 21 min

    Stokvels are a big part of how South Africans save, invest and make sure there’s money for December groceries, school fees or that annual getaway. But when you’re putting your hard-earned money into a group with…

  5. Where did your parents go and it was THE thing you had to wear / drink / eat...?

    · 13 min

    There was a time when your parents could travel overseas, come back home, and suddenly the whole family was living differently! Someone went to London and came back with a pair of Reebok Classics, another went to…

  6. Would you travel out of South Africa for cheaper healthcare somewhere else?

    · 12 min

    There’s growing chatter that some travellers (especially Americans) are booking cruises partly because the onboard medical centres or ports of call offer cheaper doctor visits, dental work or basic procedures than they…

  7. How do you politely tell someone they have a flaw?

    · 22 min

    Grant has a bit of a dilemma involving his 33-year-old sister. She really wants to find love, settle down and have children, but Grant believes there’s something holding her back, her weight. He reckons that if she…

  8. What is the story you heard about someone working at the company for long and got nothing..?

    · 12 min

    A story about a Walmart employee, Gayle, who reportedly worked for the company for 44 years has sparked debate online after a photograph of her holding a bouquet of flowers circulated. People questioned whether that…

  9. As a landlord how do you evict a tenant that refuses to pay their rent?

    · 23 min

    Connie Ferguson has people talking about money owed to her, and the bigger question is: why do some people make it so difficult to get money back when they know they owe you? We all know how uncomfortable it can be to…

  10. Cindy does not want loud in her home! Which kids are banned from your house?

    · 16 min

    Cindy has made it very clear that noisy kids are not her cup of tea! But let's be honest, some of us have children in our families or friend groups who can turn a peaceful afternoon into complete chaos. The ones who…

  11. Matric exams are upon us, how is your household preparing??

    · 30 min

    Monday is the last day before the 2026 matric final exams officially begin. From Tuesday, 13 October, thousands of learners will be sitting down to write papers that they have spent years working towards. And if…

  12. If your partner’s phone had absolutely no WhatsApp history, would you see it as a red flag or am I reaching?

    · 16 min

    We received a voice note from Minenhle, who has a question about her boyfriend’s WhatsApp habits. She says he has absolutely no messages in his chat history because he constantly clears everything, and he also has his…

  13. Mondli drove to KZN for spice, what did you drive all over town searching for??

    · 18 min

    You know when you need something that sounds so simple, you’re convinced you’ll find it at the first shop you walk into… only to end up driving from one side of town to the other looking for it? Maybe it was a…

  14. 13 year old Lesedi thinks auntie Anele is rage baiting the city for agreeing that a pet sitter should not get paid

    · 19 min

    Zama was house-sitting and looking after someone’s parrot, Poppie. The owner told her to put the bird outside on its perch every day to get some sunlight. Yesterday, Poppie decided to spread its wings and flew away!…

  15. Which would you rather live next to: a drummer or a DJ?

    · 21 min

    Imagine you’ve moved into a new place and your neighbour turns out to be a musician. Not the occasional weekend hobby, this person is practising ALL the time. On one side, you’ve got the drummer: bang, bang, bang… the…

  16. What do you carry with you when you travel...?

    · 18 min

    Not the obvious stuff like your passport, phone and clothes, we mean that one random thing you refuse to leave home without because you KNOW you’re going to need it. Maybe you travel with your own coffee because hotel…

  17. What is the moratorium on bringing up something that is wrong? How long do you have to ask someone?

    · 20 min

    TTO left his jacket at work a couple of months ago. He didn’t think much of it until recently, when he became convinced, he’d seen someone at work wearing what looks like his jacket. Now he’s stuck: does he ask them…

  18. Kabelo Mabalane says everybody needs somebody and he is here to tell us why?

    · 21 min

    If you grew up with TKZee, you know Kabelo Mabalane as Bouga Luv one of the voices that helped define an era of South African music. From “Shibobo” and “Dlala Mapantsula” with TKZee to “Pantsula 4 Life” in his solo…

  19. A movie you REFUSE to watch!!! Its ok, I don’t have to be convinced...?

    · 9:13

    You know those movies everyone seems to love the ones your friends keep telling you are “MUST WATCH”, but you have absolutely ZERO interest in seeing? Maybe you’ve heard enough about it, the hype has put you off, or…

  20. Parking wars in the complex… who does the visitors parking belong to?

    · 23 min

    A neighbourly parking dispute is causing tension in a complex. Every Friday, a woman at number 10 parks in one of the visitors’ bays apparently to keep the parking available for her visitors who arrive in a white BMW.…

  21. Does it matter if the employee looks richer than the boss?

    · 13 min

    Your boss is supposed to be the one at the top but what happens when you pull up to work in a better car than them, or you’re consistently the best-dressed person in the office? Maybe you’re earning less, but your…

  22. What do you think people who are brave for doing?

    · 12 min

    There are just some things other people do that make you look at them and think: “Absolutely not. You’re a stronger person than me.” Frankie recently had his ears and nose waxed and apparently the nose situation was…

  23. Guess Who's Back!?! Cindy Kruger With More Readings and hope!

    · 33 min

    Cindy is a psychic medium. She works to bring comfort, love, help and healing through messages from those on the Other Side. She is guided by her instinct, the person being read, and those in spirit who wish to…

  24. What are you consuming daily? We listen and we don’t judge...?

    · 9:13

    We all have that one thing we consume every single day that we probably shouldn’t admit out loud. Maybe it’s three energy drinks before 10am, ice cubes, a ridiculous amount of TikTok, toothpaste, or enough coffee to…

  25. Not every child thrives in a classroom, what made you choose a different kind of schooling for you kid?

    · 15 min

    There are so many different ways to educate a child today, traditional schools, homeschooling, online schooling, specialised schools but how different are they really? Maybe your child was brilliant at something, but…

  26. The road-trip stop you refuse to skip?

    · 16 min

    You know that one stop on a road trip where nobody even has to ask, “Are we stopping here?” you just pull in. Maybe you’re heading to Limpopo and there’s a particular garage, farm stall or restaurant your family…

  27. Would you cancel your birthday trip for your partner’s family wedding?

    · 18 min

    You’ve had your birthday trip with your best friends planned for eight months, flights booked, hotels paid for, most of it non-refundable. Then, three weeks before the trip, your partner’s sister announces that her…

  28. Is 50/50 between 3 people fair when 2 of those people are a married couple?

    · 17 min

    Adam has sent us a voice note, and he’s asking a question that could get VERY interesting. His brother is married, while Adam is single, and the three of them apparently get along really well. So much so that the…

  29. Is it rude to stand/sing at a seated concert?

    · 16 min

    There’s a big difference between singing along at a massive stadium concert and sitting in a theatre watching a live performance. At a stadium, everyone is shouting the lyrics, dancing and getting involved. But in a…

  30. If a photographer takes your picture, can they post it?

    · 14 min

    Photographer Max Global Media sparked the conversation with a post saying: “When a client won’t let you post their photos” and it raises an interesting question about who actually gets to decide what happens to a…

  31. We are chatting Love & Lobola and new book with chef Neo Nontso

    · 22 min

    Her new book, Love & Lobola, tells the story of modern African romance through recipes, rituals, family, marriage and the meals that become part of our biggest life moments. It’s inspired by her own journey from…

  32. Without giving us the graphics or bashing restaurants... tell us about the time you got food poisoning...?

    · 18 min

    There are few experiences more humbling than food poisoning. One minute you’re enjoying your meal, the next you’re negotiating with God from the bathroom floor! Maybe it was that dodgy chicken at a restaurant, a braai…

  33. What is an American / Tv thing to do...?

    · 12 min

    Anele has just confessed to eating ice cream straight out of the tub and now we’re questioning how many things we do because we’ve seen Americans do it on TV. Eating ice cream straight from the tub, putting your feet…

  34. Masked Singer Season 3: Khanyi Mbau and Judith Sephuma in studio

    · 30 min

    Khanyi Mbau and Judith Sephuma made it all the way to the Season 3 finale of The Masked Singer SA, leaving Mzansi guessing right until the final reveal. Khanyi had viewers trying to connect the clues to the woman…

  35. Sune does not want to attend her friend's wedding because she was not chosen as a bridesmaid, is she wrong?

    · 14 min

    Your friend made you a bridesmaid at her wedding, you stood beside her, helped with the dress, the drama, the speeches, the whole thing. Now it’s your turn to get married… does she automatically get a spot in your…

  36. How do we prevent Petrol attendants from getting scammed by drivers?

    · 12 min

    A petrol attendant is allegedly facing a R1,000 bill after a customer allegedly filled up their car and drove off without paying at a petrol station in Waterfall City. The attendant was the one serving the customer at…

  37. Masked Singer Season 3: Bontle Modiselle crowned the winner as Spotty the dog

    · 26 min

    Our rockstar of the season, Spotty came in with fire, energy and dance moves that had us captivated. We kept falling in love with her every week on The Masked Singer season 3. The detectives along the way told their…

  38. Your child tells you their teacher is crying at school almost every day. Do you contact the teacher?

    · 15 min

    Your child comes home and casually tells you, “My teacher cries almost every day.” Now what? Do you pick up the phone and check in with the teacher because that doesn’t sound right? Or do you stay out of it because…

  39. Should parents still be forcing teenagers to attend family gatherings they don't want to attend?

    · 17 min

    It’s a Saturday afternoon, and the family has a big lunch, birthday or family gathering planned. Everyone is expected to be there… except the teenager who suddenly has “plans,” doesn’t feel like going, or would rather…

  40. If your child is embarrassed by the family car, would you get a new car?

    · 15 min

    Imagine you pull up to school to fetch your child, and before you’ve even stopped properly, they’re already saying, “Mom, please don’t park here!” They’re embarrassed by the family car. Maybe it’s old, maybe it’s got a…

  41. Who spoiled the surprise?

    · 8:27

    You’ve planned the birthday surprise, everyone has been sworn to secrecy, the cake is hidden, the WhatsApp group is called “DON’T TELL THEM!” and somehow the one person who was supposed to keep quiet is the one who…

  42. What new scams have you discovered?

    · 20 min

    There is a new scam every day and the scary part is that scammers are getting much better at making them sound believable. It’s not always an obvious “Congratulations, you’ve won a million rand!” message anymore.…

  43. Has your partner ever let you forge their signature on important documents?

    · 9:46

    Your partner needs a document signed, they’re not around, and they say: “Just sign for me.” Harmless favour… or the moment you realise you’ve just been trusted with a little too much power? Have you ever forged your…

  44. Can you take your dog to a house viewing?

    · 15 min

    Imagine you’re selling your house, you’ve got an open house, people are walking through the rooms, looking at the kitchen, checking out the garden… and then someone arrives with their DOG. Not because they’re moving in…

  45. Megan's matric dance: Kingdeekay Luxury Shuttles pulls out all the stops with a G-Wagon

    · 7:56

    In January we received a voice note from Lynette who said it was her daughters birthday on the 15th of January and she wanted to surprise her with a call from Anele and the Club and ask us to get her a nice car for her…

  46. Masked Singer Season 3: Simz and Tino unmasked as the Sheep

    · 21 min

    They came in as the first-ever duo to take on The Masked Singer South Africa and from the moment Sheep hit that stage, Mzansi was hooked. The performances had the energy, the rhymes were always on point, and the clues…

  47. What was that one mediocre movie your family owned on VHS that you were absolutely obsessed with?

    · 13 min

    A tweet from @90STALGIC has sparked a very specific kind of millennial nostalgia. That one movie your family happened to own on VHS when you were about 12 the movie you watched so many times that you knew every line,…

  48. Do the kids of Joburg actually know what a reverse call is?

    · 13 min

    Alakhe had a bit of a school emergency last week, he tore his pants at school and needed his mom, Anele, to bring him a new pair. So, naturally, he called his mom and got the rescue mission underway. But that got…

  49. If someone’s car is blocking your driveway with the keys in it, do you have the right to move it?

    · 16 min

    Someone has parked their car across your driveway, blocking you in and you’ve tried calling them, but they’re nowhere to be found. Then you notice something interesting: the keys are still inside the car. So what do…

  50. Luxurious Marble Circus Movie Game: Day 5

    · 12 min

    Some of the most iconic movie moments are so memorable that you don’t even need to see the screen to know exactly what you’re watching. Sometimes it’s a line, a conversation or even the way two characters interact…

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