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Popeye: Assault and Flattery: transcript

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0:00 Order in the court

1. 0:00 Hear ye, hear ye.
2. 0:29 The case of Bluto versus Popeye the Sailor.
3. 0:33 Judge Wimpy presiding.
4. 0:37 Bluto, party of the first part,
5. 0:40 being brutally beaten on several occasions
6. 0:43 by Popeye the Sailor, party of the second part,
7. 0:47 charges him with assault and battery.
8. 0:51 Your Honor, I'm innocent.
9. 0:54 Order in the court.
10. 0:55 But the plaintiff will now state his case.

0:59 Bluto's side of the story

1. 0:59 Well, Your Honor, the first time Popeye beat me up, my girlfriend Olive Oil was in trouble,
2. 1:05 and I tried to help her.
3. 1:08 And he always beats me up for doing nothing.
4. 1:27 Your Honor, he's lying.
5. 1:31 Order in the court.
6. 1:32 What?
7. 1:33 Has the plaintiff any further testimony?
8. 1:41 Yes, Your Honor.
9. 1:42 Another time, Popeye was acting like a madman,
10. 1:45 and he almost killed me.
11. 1:57 So you see, Your Honor, I ain't safe with that Popeye
12. 2:01 around.

2:02 Popeye's side of the story

1. 2:02 Very touching indeed.
2. 2:07 Have you anything to say before I pronounce sentence?
3. 2:17 Yes, Your Honor.
4. 2:18 I has a lot to say.

2:21 The magician

1. 2:21 One day, me and me sweetheart, Olive Oil,
2. 2:25 was sitting in the theater, enjoying the show.
3. 2:31 For this trick, I need volunteer.
4. 2:45 This is a big deal, so keep your eyes on the cards.
5. 2:53 Abracadabra, one, two, three.
6. 2:56 No cards, see?
7. 3:00 Observe, knotting up my sleeve.
8. 3:05 Hmm, there's something tricky about this, Iggy.
9. 3:08 Where'd them cards go?
10. 3:10 Right here.

3:15 Hypnotized

1. 3:16 Hey, you can't smack a jackass out of me.
2. 3:19 And now I will hypnotize a charming cherub.
3. 3:34 Abracadabra, sholom alechom.
4. 3:42 Array, arit! Approach me, my sweet.
5. 3:47 Boy, he's gone far enough with that hypno stuff.
6. 4:07 Hey, Olive, watch your step.

4:17 Help, Popeye!

1. 4:17 Abracadabra!
2. 4:27 Help! Somebody!
3. 4:29 Get me a parachute! Something! Anything!
4. 4:40 Help! Popeye!
5. 4:47 Help, Popeye!
6. 4:49 This high attitude is killing me!
7. 4:59 Help, Popeye!
8. 5:01 This high attitude is killing me!
9. 5:17 Abry-kadabry!

5:27 The verdict

1. 5:35 And that, your runner, is the truth.
2. 5:38 The whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
3. 5:42 Popeye, I find you not guilty.
4. 5:45 Case dismissed.
5. 5:46 That ain't justice.
6. 5:48 Oh, my God.