University Missourian (Columbia, Mo.)
November 2, 1908

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l.A p AMES PLAYS RINGS AROUND MISSOUR IB TO D Speedy f and! Tricky Iowans h Bewilder Tigers, Who Are Unable to Stop Even the Ancient "Criss-Cross." WEAKNESS IN DEFENSE AND PUNTING MADE MANIFEST Frequent Fumbling is Chief Cause of Merited Defeat. The Lambeit brothers and nine other speedy student- from Ames University bewildered and defeated Missouri Sat urday afternoon, .-coring 10 to 0. The Iowans gave si- pretty an exhibition of football a- ha- been een on Rollins Field tlii- -esi-on, and merited their victory. Evenly matched as to weight, and with practically every Tiger star on the gridiron. Mi onri "rooters" had no excuse to otlei when the game was done. The Iowan- were faster, trickier, fifty per cent .-tronger on punting and su perior in ofTens-e. Ames in Perfect Trim. An ideal football day, except for a brisk wind, tilled the bleachers on each side of the gridiron with spectators, many of whom considered victory a foregone conclusion. But when the Ames players in their scarlet jerseys spread across the field for the kickoff, they made a beautiful mosaic, unpleas ant to Mi-souri eyes. Every man looked in the pink of condition. Three time- Ames carried the pigskin over the Tiger.-' goal line, but once only did the mighty "Si" Lambert succeed in kicking goal. Alexander, Driver, Gilchrist, Miller and Ristin" played well for the Tigers. Miller was great on breaking up in terference, lecovering fumbles and tack ling; Gilchrist was the ground gainer for the Tiger?, Ristine recovered many fumbles. Lambert's Great Punts. E. Lambert frequently booted the ball sixty yards, and it was this that pre vented the Tigers from scoring. Only once did a Tiger get through the line on an attempt to block those kicks, and then Lambert calmly stepped to one side and lwotcd the ball sixty yards. The Tigers were frequently within striking distance of Ames' goal, but either fumbled the ball or were held for downs. The first touchdown was made after seven minutes of play. Deatherage fumbled a punt on the Tigers' twenty yard line, Nelson recovering it for Ames. G. Lambert advanced the ball ten yards, and E. Lambert smashed through the line for a touchdown. This was all the scoring in the first half. The Tigers kept the ball in Ames' territory until the whistle blew, but whenever the "Cyclones'" goal was in danger Lamlert put the ball back into the center of the field. Score on Fumble. Ann--' second score came after fifteen minutes of play in the second half. On a forward pa.-s Williams fumbled the ball to Ames on Missouri's forty-eight yard line. Knox took the ball on a fake forward pass and made a spec tacular run of forty-eight yards for the touchdown, his interference being per fect. V. Lambert failed to kick the goal. The third touchdown was also made as the result of a fumble, on the Ti gers' two-yard line, Law recovering the ball for Ames. The Tigers braced and the Aggies failed to gain through the line, but the ancient criss-cross play worked and E. Lambert carried the ball out for the touchdown. Ames used the open style of play al together, with perfect interference. The Tigers used mass play and open play, but in the latter were greatly inferior to the Iowans. The Tigers were glar ingh weak on the defense. Their style of olTcn.-e was good, but they were slow. SCORE DETAILED STORY OF GAME REVEALS TIGERS' WEAKNESS Missouri won the toss and chose to defend the west goal, having the wind at its back. E. Lambert kicked off for Ames. Driver returned the ball eight ffil yards from the ten-yard line. Anderson went through the line for two yards. Bltiek in running around the end fum- SOPRANO WITH SYMPHONY CLUB Miss Mary Fay Sherwood. SYMPHONY STAR Soprano Soloist Delights Audience at the University. Miss Mary Fay Sherwood, in an accordion-pleated semi-Empire silk gown, and in excellent voice, was the chief delight of the audience which heard the International Symphony Club Friday evening in the lirst number of the Y. M. C. A. lecture course, given in the auditorium of the University of Mis souri. Miss Sherwood is the soloist with the club. She was heard in two double numbers, and was repeatedly encored, her colorful and pure soprano voice winning instant favor. Her manner in "Comin' Through the Rye," which she sang as an encore, perhaps lacked ani mation, but in the onomatopoetie swal low song, her voice, soaring and trilling, gave a vocal representation of the flight of a bird possible only through finished technique. She sings in four languages, and was especially pleasing in Arditi's "Parla." Her voice is not of operatic caliber, but her fine phrasing and deli cate tonal effects were delightful. Thanks "Reuben!" The program altogether was so sat isfactory that all who had the good fortune to hear it gave thanks to M. H. ("Reuben") Pemberton, who agreed to finance the lecture course after it had been abandoned, and made possible the appearance here of the club. Many who heard the concert agreed that it alone was well worth the price of the season lecture ticket. The first number of the evening, Suppe's plaintive and exquisite "Poet and Peasant," called forth the full or chestral strength of the club. Nicokolia SokolofT, the violin soloist, and Mr. Heindl, cellist, gave selections especially fitted to display their mastery over their instruments, and both were hearti ly encored. Mr. Scheers, the flute so loist, accomplished the difficult feat of holding an audience's attention through a "heavy" selection of unusual length. The program closed with a spirited interpretation of Liszt's "Hungarian Fantasia," and the audience departed with evident regret that its musical treat was at an end. WEATHER MAN PEOVES ALLY OP THE COLUMBIA POLITICAL MANAGERS Clear Skies and Moderate Temperature Promised in Forecast for Tomorrow. Local party managers are rejoicing over the government forecast of fair weather for tomorrow, election day. In view of the prediction, a large county vote is expected. The official forecast is: "Fair tonight and Tuesday; moderate temperature." The temperature at 7 a. m. today was 43 degrees; at 2 p. m., 50. CENTRAL BUREAU FORECASTS RAIN IN MIDDLE STATES Washington, D. C, Nov. 2. The Weather Bureau forecast for election day says: "Fair in the Middle East ern and Southeastern States; showers tonight and tomorrow in the Ohio val ley; rains tomorrow in the Middle and Gulf States." M RW "FUMBLES LOST GAME, MONILA IV; "CONDITION SAYS WILLIAMSON WHEN asked his opinion as to Coach Monilaw said: "If the fiat Iaw minitfoa rf hIott IIIV lliat XVt AUAUUlrCO V UIWJ IIUWU AA,J l(l. vivog tv btic Aiuca goal they would have scored, and then would have played the Ames' bunch off their feet. As it was the effect of that touchdown was to Ames' advantage. The Tigers were slow in getting into action when playing on the defensive. The style of the Tigers' defense was especially planned to block the open play used by Ames, but the men did not start fast enough. The Tigers were in as good condition as the Ames men and were well matched with them in weight." Coach Williamson of Ames University said: '"The Tigers' weakest point in my opinion is their fumbling. They are also weak on defense, being slow in getting started. I think that my men were in much bet ter condition that the Missouri boys. It was given out in the score book that the Ames team weighed about the same as the Missouri team, but as a matter of fact our team averages about 103 pounds, and probably is ten pounds lighter to the man." DR. HILL SPEAKS AT ST. LOUIS CLUB Talks of Missouri Schools- To Be Heard in Kansas City Thursday. President A. Ross Hill of the Uni versity of Missouri was one of the speakers last Saturday evening before the St. Louis Commercial Club at the St. Louis Club. He discussed Missouri educational institutions. Other speakers were David Franklin Houston, the new chancellor of Wash ington University, and Robert S. Brookings, chairman of the executive board of Washington University. Dr. Hill will speak next Thursday ev ening in Kansas City at the first of the "institute nights" to be inaugurated by the Fine Arts Institute there. He will discuss the relation of art education to general education. The second number of this series is to be a talk by George R. Barse, a New York artist, early in December. OUO VADIS CHAPTER IN AMES COLLEGE Three Students "Bummed' Their Way Here to See Football Game. A. II. Ki-kaddon and W. II. Thomas, members of the Quo Vadis Club of the University of Missouri, will go to Ames, la., next Friday to organize a temporary chapter of the Quo Vadis Club at the Iowa State College. Next spring when the Missouri baseball team plays at Ames, the Quo Vadis Club of that in stitution will be taken in formally by the local organization. "Mike" Adams, Earl Smith and Roy Thomas, students at the Ames school, "bummed" their way from Ames to Co lumbia last Friday to see the Missouri Ames football game. They have ac companied the Ames team on every trip it has made this year. Next Saturday they will journey with the team to Lincoln, Neb., where Ames will play the University of Nebraska team. While in Columbia the Ames "hoboes" were entertained by the Quo Vadis Club. Adams and Smith expressed them selves as so well pleased with the treat ment they received while in Columbia and with the University in general, that they may enter the University the sec ond semester. Kern Touring Ohio. By United Press. TOLEDO, O., Nov. 2. John W. Kern, Democratic nominee for Vice-president, and Harmon, Democratic candidate for governor, arc touring Northern Ohio to day. Mr. Kern is filling the engage ments that he canceled when his son became ill. They will close the cam paign here tonight. ELECTION EXTRA WEDNESDAY MORNING. In addition to giving a free election news service in the University au ditorium tomorrow evening, the University Missourian on Wednesday morning will publish an extra edition containing- the results of the voting throughout the State and Nation as far as known at that time. This pa per will take the place of the Wednesday afternoon issue. Everybody is invited to be present in the auditorium tomorrow evening while the returns are being received. The first bulletins will be flashed on the canvas about 7 o'clock and from then until midnight the service will be practically continuous. The Columbia Telephone Company will furnish bulletins on the result of the voting in the precincts of Boone county. There will be no admission fee to the auditorium. The University Missourian will not be issued tomorrow, which is a national and school holiday on account of the election. Watch for the Election extra Wednesday morning. All the University Missourian telephones will be in use for the trans mission of news, Tuesday night, and no telephone inquiries will be answered. the causes for the Tigers defeat, Tigers had not fumbled the ball in trhan tnav wai-a nlnca i tlin AAa M TS ATTACK STUDENTS One University of Missouri Man Arrested One Knocked Down. MOBERLY, Mo., Nov. 2. Some Uni versity students became involved in a fight in Moberly Saturday night, and a student by the name of Owen was arrested. The students were singing "Old Mis souri" and other college songs nnd a number of Moberly youths attacked them when they refused to desist. They knocked one student down. The police, who were apparently friendly to the Moberly boys, arrested Owen, and warn ed the other students to stay away from Moberly. The trouble began when the students ran a buggy into the street. They were told to replace the buggy, which they did. The arrests were made after ward. GOV. FOLK SPEAKS AT THEATER HERE He Will Close Campaign With Address at Ashland Tonight. Gov. Folk spoke at the Columbia the ater this afternoon in the interest of his candidacy for United States senator on the Democratic ticket. Gov. Folk urged all Democrats to support Cowherd and the rest of the State and county tickets. "I came to build up, and not to tear down," he said. "I believe in the democracy of men, rather than in the democracy of money." Gov. Folk was introduced as "the now-governor and the will-be scna- tor." Dr. Woodson Moss, of the faculty of the Medical Department of the Univer sity of Missouri, was chairman of the meeting. The University cadet band played. Gov. Folk came here from Centralia, where he spoke this morning. He will close his campaign with a speech at Ashland tonight. Campaign Costs $1,500,000. Bt United Press. CHICAGO, Nov. 2. Representatives of the Republican finance committee an nounced here today that they have spent about $1,000,000 in the campaign. Aliout $350,000 was collected in the West and the rest in the East. As-si-tant Treasurer Doalin, of the Demo cratic finance committee said that the Democrats spent 500,000. Lawrence County Club to Meet. The Lawrence County Club will meet in Room 44, Academic Hall, at 7 p. m. today. JAPANESE HERE HONOR EMPEROR While Americans Vote, They Will Celebrate Birthday of Mutsuhito. IMPERIAL RESCRIPT RECEIVED Moral Code is Publicly Read Wherever Sons of Nippon Gather. Tomorrow, when the Americans will cast their votes for President for the next four years, the Japanese students of the University will celebrate the fifty-sixth birthday anniversary of Mut suhito, the 121st Emperor of Japan, a descendant of the Jimmu dynasty, a family which has ruled Japan for the last 2,508 j ears. Aside from the military reviews, of ficial receptions, banquets and other public entertainments and amusements common to national holidays of other nations, the Japane-e have adopted a custom which has been followed throughout Japan and in foreign cities where Japanese gather to honor their present emperor, during whose reign the island empiie ha- become a world power. This custom is the public reading of His Imperial Rescript on Education, a moral code which has been adopted by many public schools in America and Europe where religion is excluded from the course of instruction. The rescript was first read before the Japanese Parliament in 1890 when the Japanese began to have a representative legislature. Through the courtesy of Mr. Matsuhara, Imperial Japanese Con sul at Chicago, a copy of the revised translation of the rescript recently ap proved by the Japanese government has been received here. Text of the Rescript. It reads as follows: "Know ye, our subjects: "Our Imperial Ancestors have found ed our Empire on a basis broad and everlasting and have deeply and firmly implanted virtue; Our subjects ever united in loyalty and filial piety have from generation to generation illus trated the beauty thereof. This is the glory of the fundamental character of Our Empire, and herein also lies the source of our education. Ye, Our sub jects, be filial to your parents, affec tionate to your brothers and sisters; as husbands and wives be harmonious; as friends true; bear yourselves in mod esty and moderation; extend your be nevolence to all; pursue learning and cultivate arts, and thereby develop in tellectual faculties and perfect moral powers; furthermore advance public good and promote common interests; al ways respect the constitution and ob serve the laws; should emergency arise, ofter yourselves courageously to the State; and thus guard and maintain the prosperity of Our Imperial Throne coeval with heaven and earth. So shall ye not only be Our good and faithful subjects, but render illustrious the best traditions of your forefathers. "The way here set forth is indeed the teaching bequeathed by Our Imp erial Ancestors, to be observed alike by Their Descendants and the subjects, infallible for all ages and true in all places. It is Our wish to lay it in heart in all reverence, in common with you, Our subject-, that we may all thus attain to the tame virtue." JAPANESE WEDDING SEEN Foreign Students Teach Ceremony to College Girls. Teaching the Stephens College girls how to perform a Japanese wedding ,...r.mrinv was the Hallowe'en prank ot June Hikida and M. Akamatsu, two students in the University of Mis souri. As a result their countrymen are now calling them "Professor." Bryan on Kansas Tour. By United Press. KANSAS CITY, Mo., Nov. 2. Bryan is devoting the la-t day leforc election to a tour of Kansas. Bryan's program for today calls for speeches at Leaven worth, Atchison, Hiawatha, Seneca, and Marysville. He will end his campaign at Lincoln tonight. Taft in Cleveland. CLEVELAND, Nov. 2 After meeting large crowds throughout New York and Pennsylvania, Taft arrived here today and was welcomed by several thousand. He closes his campaign tonight at Youngstown. MISSOURI WINS FIGHT FOR BETTER WABASH SERCE Vice-President Delano and General Manager Miller Visit Newspaper Office to Promise New Station. TO IMPROVE ROLLING STOCK ON BRANCH IMMEDIATELY Officials Say They Realize Columbia's Growing Importance. Owing to publications in the Univer sity Missourian showing the unsanitary conditions of the Wabash station in Co lumbia, the cheap character of rolling stock on the Columbia branch, and the great profit the railroad reaps monthly from this, the richest section of track and the poorest in equipment, new roll ing stock is to be put on at once, and a new station is to be built here. F. J. Delano, vice-president of the railroad, and Henry Miller, general manager, called Saturday at the office of the University Missourian in Aca demic Hall and personally pledged themselves that these improvements mentioned would be made. The University Missurian began its publications looking to better Wabash service Oct. 7, and has waged it, edito rially and in its news columns ever since. The outcome is a triumph of newspaper publicity. Mr. Delano and Mr. Miller came to Columbia Saturday morning on a tour of inspection, and were accompanied to the University Missourian office by R. B. Price, former owner of the branch. Realize Columbia's Importance. Both the railroad officials expressed themselves as impressed with the grow ing importance of Columbia as a com mercial center. "Columbia will be a town of 25,000 people within a few years," Mr. Delano observed, "and I am sure the University will have 5,000 students. The Wabash intends to be ready to take care of the future as well as the present business in Columbia, both freight and passen ger. A new station and better terminal facilities arc immediate needs, and they will be supplied at once." Mr. Delano asked what the most pressing need here is. and when told it was the substitution of better coaches on the Columbia branch, he said: Better Equipment Promised. "A division official has reported to me that electrically lighted cars cannot be placed on the branch, but I do not see why this should be so. Better coaches will in any event be installed at once. The roadbed on the branch is in first class condition." Mr. Miller and Mr. Delano said a new station would be built, probably north east of the present station, as soon as a site for it could be purchased. The yardage will be increased, and the pres ent station probaby will be utilized for handling freight. "We appreciate the busine-s in Co lumbia," Mr. Delano said, "and will pre pare to handle it properly." UNIVERSITY STUDENTS MAKE FREAK WAGERS ON ELECTION RESULT Loser of One Must Push the Winner Around Campus in a Wheelbarrow. "Billy" Hill, Engineering student and Republican, became interested in a heat ed argument with Duval Smith, "Aca- dem" and Democrat. "I'll bet you $5 that Taft will be our next Preaident," shouted Hill. "Who do you think I am! Rocke feller!" said" "Val." "AH right, I'll tell you what I'll do," said Bill, the admirer of "Big Bill." "If Bryan is elected, 1'H push you around the campus in a wheelbarrow during assembly hour, and if Taft is elected you must do the frame for me." The bet was clinched and everyone is invited to witness its execution Thursday. One student has nearly forty oyster stew betfe on Bryan. A certain fraternity is equally di vided in politics and it has been agreed tliat the side which loses must pay for a big dance. jj If the student body fpe University act quecrly Wednesday, remember that freak bets are being paid. I 5

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T 3SJ5 I iffli &t I lift fSistt 13 University Missourinn An evening newspaper published at Columt Mo., every schoolday by the Department of Journalism of the University of Missouri. Entered at the postoffice at Columbia, Mo., as second-class mail matter. SUBSCRIPTION Invariably In Advance: By Mall or Carrier: School Year, $2.00; Semester, $1.25. Single Copies, Two Cents. Office Room D. Academic Hall, University ot Missouri, Columbia, Mo. Telephone Numbers: Department office, 377. Newsroom, 274 and 714. Only Approved Advertising Accepted. Jtates on Application. Address all communications to University Missourian, Columbia, Mo. UNIVERSITY CALENDAR Nov. 3. Election day, Legal holiday; all classes excused. Meeting of Illinois Club, Room 24, Academic Hall, 8 p. m. Lawrence County Club, Room 44, Academic Hall, 7 p. m. Football, Seniors against Soph omores, 4 p. m. Football, Seniors against Fresh men, 4 p. m. Football, Juniors against Soph omores, 4 p. m. M. S. U. Debating Club, Room 53, Academic Hall. Athenacan Literary Society. Nov. 4. Nov. C. Nov. Nov. 14. Football Missouri vs. Wash ington. Atlicnaean Literary Society. Lecture by George Z. T. Sweeney, Auditorium. Athenacan Literary Society. 4 p. in. to Nov. 30, at 8 a. m. Nov. 19. Nov. 21. Nov. 25. Thanksgiving Holidays. Dec. 4. Lecture, John T. McCutcheon, Auditorium. Dec. 18. Lecture, Lorado Taft, Audito rium. FIT UP LOVE PARLORS. "Marjorie, have you made a date for the dance tonight "Say, George, I'm just dying to meet that girl over there that one in green." "Gee, but I hope it won't rain tonight, for we've got a dance at the house tonight, you know." "Say, I think that little fellow over there is just too cute for anything." Thus we have the ordinary conversa tion at the daily ten o'clock reception that is held in the library of the Uni versity of Missouri every morning. It may not always be at ten o'clock, but it is sure to be held at some time dur ing the morning, for was it not for this reception how would "Marjorie" and "George"' get to make all of their dates, and how would "Charlie" get to meet the girl in red? These receptions are very interesting, in fact, they are so interesting that they cause the persons who attend them to forget everything except themselves. They usually take possession of two or three of the reading tables, in the library, preferably situated in the cen ter of the room, and it is usually an hour before they bid each other a fond and affectionate good-by, and depart for their various classes. These receptions doubtlessly do a great deal of good, for it is altogether probable that friendships made at this time often result in "Freddie" and "Helen" becoming engaged, or who can tell, they may get married, and live happily ever after that is after gradu ation, but this brings up the thought, that sinca fthee .receptions or daily socials are so liable to result seriously for the persons concerned, would it not le better to hold them in another place? The University library is a pub lic place, and it is not very interesting for a student who has no "Marjorie" to be industriously studying his history, or economics, and have his train of thought suddenly distracted from some obtruse economic question, by hearing some girl tell "Earl" how she enjoyed that dance la-t night. The person who goes to the library to work, can per haps not appreciate the circumstances of the cae, but at any rate a love affair look1 silly to an outsider, so would it not be better to liavo the Uni ersity authorities et aside a room for the use of these people, that is, those a. ho have love affair-, or who are desirous of having such. A room of this kind could le fitted out ery appro priately. Suppo-e that it be fitted out with drooping palm, shady bowers, and splashing fountains. Suppose that it be placed in some quiet spot where the twilight faintly filters through the win dows, with an atmosphere of perpetual moonlight. It i- certain liat such an arrangement would be superior to the present conditions not only for those who are -o affected, but for the person who goes to the library for a legitimate purpose. TREATMENT OF CRIMINALS. The advent of new economic condi tions is making a new class of criminals a class which, with present methods of correction, society is unable to han dle. This situation should impress the necessity of knowing what is the na ture of crime and how far we should go in punishing the authors of it. lljp crime justifies the punishment of the one who committed it. The fact that a boy has told a lie does not give the parent grounds for whipping him. Only the expected benefit to the child justifies the whipping. Any punishment that is not for the good of the recipient, or others of his class, or is more than a just and real compensation for harm that he has done, is demoralizing to the people that inflict it. In other words, any part of what we commonly term punishment that is inflicted as a punish ment is brutalizing in its reaction. A good deal is to be said about pro tecting society, but if the best that can be done is done for the dangerous men and women, protection will take care of itself. The commandment "Judge not that ye be not judged" is not so much a threat as a piece of wholesome ad vice. Not even the state has more than an assumed rieht to punish anyone. Its duty is to protect not punish. The great recent innovation in the control of criminals is the system of paroling them. It is the fear of publicity that docs most to prevent crime in the first place, and as long as the man who has broken over once feels that the author ities have a "spotlight" on him, he is likely to walk pretty straight. The question now to be solved is what method of correction will best influ ence "hardened' criminals and also this new class of dangeious men who are in telligent, resourceful, and powerful and who do not consider themselves enemies of society. What is the matter with men that thev are criminal? Is it not the fault of their training or education? If it is, the remedy must be one of instruc tion. Who knows but, when we get far enough along for it, our penitentia ries may become departments of our state universities, and the only require ments for graduation be the ability to make an honest living and the desire to be a good citizen of the state and country. Then the Tigers would be able to play a team of their fellow stu dents from Jefferson City as well as one from Rolla, and it is not at all sure that these former criminals would not make the very best of sportsmen if they were appealed to in a sportsman like manner. SOCIETY T HE Beta Theta Pi fraternity gave a pretty Halloween dance at En tertainment Hall Friday evening. The Halloween idea was carried out in a canopy of autumn leaves suspend ed from the roof and pumpkins and fodder in the corners. Eighty couples were present. The patronesses were Mesdames J. B. Carter, L. Ml Defoe, Mary B. Har ver, Curtis Hill, I. O. Hockaday, B. F. Hoffman, J. C. Jones, Walter McNab Miller, D. A. Robnett, C. B. Rollins, G. B. Rollins and F. H. Seares. After the meeting of the Literary club of the Teachers College High school Friday night, the girls invited the guests to the parlors, where a Hal loween party was held. The decora tions were brooms, corn-stalks, and leaves. Paper witches and cats were strung about the room, and jack 'o lan terns grinned from every corner. In a bower of autumn leaves the fortune teller made promises of the future. Witches on broom-stick horses served the refreshments and furnished the program. THE NATIONAL TICKET Some 'lowed as they was doubtful onc't, And some is doubtful still; But as for me, my mind's made up, I'm going to vote fer Bill. Some says he's sugar-coated stuff, Some says, a bitter pill. I guess that stomach's squeamish some That cannot swallow Bill. Some boosts the University, Or schoolhouse on the hill; This time I picks a college man, And casts my vote fer Bill. Some says that he won't bust the trusts. And some says how he will: I take no stock in hot-air talk, I'm going to vote fer Bill. Some says how trade is bound to boom, Some, business will stand still; Nobody's business how I vote, But I shall vote fer Bill. Some puts their surplus in the bank, Some drops it in a till; I'm looking now to double mine, And so I vote for Bill. The laboring man is plum dead sure His dinner pail to fill; Campaigners swear he's got a cinch, If he will vote fer Bill. Some says the country's prosperous now, Some says it's going to h 11; I don't know where the country's go ing. But I am going fer Bill. A DECIDED VOTER. VIEWPOINTS (The University Missourian Invites contri butions, not to exceed 200 words, on matten of University Interest. The name ot the writer should accompany such letters, but win not be printed unless desired. The Univer sity MIssourian does not express approval nor disapproval of these communications by print ins them.) Irrigation Engineering. To the Editor of the University MIssourian: Salina, Ut., Oct. 20. In the University Missourian of the 22d of October, there appeared under the heading, "Engineers build a weir on Creek," the statement, "It will tell how much water is necessary to irrigate a given amount of land." While this statement may have passed -without comment from most readers, it at once caught my eye. It should be corrected, whatever the reason for its appear ance. The amount of water "necessary" to irrigate a given tract of land has noth ing to do with a weir, and depends upon locality, soil, crop and proper or im proper use of water by the irrigator, personal equation the latter might be called. The amount of water necessary once determined, a weir will measure it more accurately tlran any other de vice requiring the same amount of care and subject to the same amount of rough usage. For instance, suppo-ing that it is desired to have 1 cubic foot per second pass through a ditch, by regulating the inflow until the depth of water over a weir indicates that it is discharging the required amount, the headgatc of the ditch is fastened, and as long as the water remains at the proper depth on the weir, we know the required quantity is in the ditch. I am glad to see that the Engineering Department is taking up Irrigation En gineering. While there is but small opportunity for observing the practical application of water for irrigating in Missouri, the theory of the subject will be of great help to those who con template coming West. The great de velopment of this part of the country depends on irrigation, and there will always be room for a few more Mis sourians. Yours very truly, H. S. KLEINSCHMIDT, Eng. '03. Needed Gym for Women. To the Editor of the University MIssourian: Nothing is needed more at the Uni versity than a new gymnasium for the young ladies. The room over the li brary which they now use for this pur pose is not nearly large enough or well equipped. The apparatus is scant and what there is is not the best of its kind. All the games have to be played aiound the four large posts down the middle of the room and more than one poor unfortunate has had her head cracked on the said obstructions. When the "quick step" is called out the girls go spinning around the two by four room positively made dizzy from running round and round in .such a small space, while the people in the li brary are fairly crazed by the constant thud, thud overhead. The classes are quite large and there is not enough room for all to play the games at once. Half the class is made to look on while the rest play and ice versa. In this manner the gill get only half the exercise they should. Alwut three hundred girls take gym nasium and there are only 1!)8 lockers. As many as three have to use the same one and besides being an inconvenience it a great loss of time which is a most valuable thing in the University of Missouri. The girls take as much interest in athletics as the boys and should be en couraged instead of held back in their interests. Girls, show that you arc a power and make that power felt. CO-ED. Wants Papers Earlier. To the Editor of the University Missourian: Why is it that the daily St. Louis newspapcrs that arrive in Columbia at 1:30 o'clock daily, are not accessible on the paper racks in the University li brary until almost 4 o'clock in the af ternoon? Students like to read the news when it is news as well as other people, and there seems to be no rea son why the daily papers should not be placed on the racks before they 1m? come ancient history. P. Half or None. To the Editor of the University MIssourian: The President of the University should be slow about granting two hour holidays. This time breaks into the day's work and benefits only a few students. The time taken may be as much needed for study as it is for rec itation and the holiday does not lessen the work in the undismissed classes. On the other hand, it increases the work. Give half holidays or none. 11. The Passing of the Rocks. To the Editor of the University MIssourian: Some of those projecting rocks, those acrobatic rocks, those rocks that make one think he is again back on the old farm and leaping from one rock to another to cross the pebbled creek, those tombstones on West Broadway crossings are finally being sunken to earth, and a sort of a submerged stone wall crossing is triumphing in their place. J. S. A. NRS! J WEST GOODWIN, one of Mis souri's veteran newspaper men, writes from Sedalia: "The Uni versity Missourian is a pronounced fype of a daily newspaper with all the clean news of the country. I am looking forward to the Department of Journal ism putting up to the newspapers of the country experienced reporters. Oh, how many times in the years past have I wished for such a literary foundry as the Department of Journalism, where 1 could secure a reporter who could be trusted to write and dig out good, mer chantable news without blackmail and without prejudice and the reporter ar rive on time not smelling of 'booze.' Teach cleanness, industry and faithful ness as well as how to write a news item and teach some things beside. As literary news makers they ought to bo taught to write topical stories." Bobbs-Merrill Co., Publishers, In dianapolis, Ind., write: "We observe in a copy of the University Missourian your experiment in the practical news paper line with a very great deal of interest and will be glad to help in any way we can to make your review department siicces-ful." NOTES FROM OTHER SCHOOLS bassador, on "Re-ponsibilities of Citi zenship" at Yale have attracted wide attention. A Woman's Suffrage League has been formed at Barnard College. Mrs. Philip Snow den, an English suffragist, was speaker at the first meeting. A triangular debating league has been agreed upon by Harvard, Yale and Princeton. One debate is to take place at each uniersity on the night of March 1!. The 130 students of Hill's Business College of Sedalia have been transferred to the Business College of Chillicothe, because of the financial failure of Hill's llu-ine-s College. Chancellor MtCiaeken of New York University has threatened to abolish class rushes as an unlegitimate student activity. If such a step is taken a stu dent riot is expected. The pamphlet of J. G. Hart that has just leen issued gives some interesting sidelights on Harvard. From a thorough investigation he says that the self-supporting student -pends on an average S450 a year but the other student $500 a year. He gie- facts to show that a man should not ionic to Harvard unlesS he has money to take him through hi- first year. Tutoring, he says, is more piolitable work than tending furnace and waiting on the table. t'o-niopolitan Clubs are attracting great interest in many universities be cause f the inei easing number of for eign student-. Teacher's College of New York leports an organization of thirty siv member-, the School of Commerce of New York Unixer-ity boasts twenty four member-, ten of which are from Tokio. The University of Illinois has a Cosinopoitan Club with a membership of 100 and mo-t of them live in one room houses. China has eleven, Japan seven, India live. What a harmonious familv! What a conglomeration! TOLD ACROSS THE BREAKFAST TABLE WAKE nior AKE up fellows, began the Ju- Medic' after a gloomy si lence. "Next time we won't think Ames easier than Iowa because the game is a quarter cheaper." "Well, I'm feeling pretty pessimistic about everything today," replied the Art student. "Something like the Ice land Standford professor must have felt when he called marriage the "sui cide of love.' "Guess he had to get up at 5 o'clock in the morning artd build the fire, be cause the cook left," grunted the solic itor for the Oven. "I see the State of Missouri has no seal nor colors," began the man who reads the Missourian. "There is a dis agreement as to whether the bear on the seal should be white or a grizzly." "Last week I'd have suggested mak ing it a tiger," said the red-headed "Soph" with the wart on his nose, in a hopeless tone. "I see all of you received your trans portation and started for home after the game," mocked the solicitor, look ing up and down the table. "At least we made an effort to do our duty as citizens," defended the Junior "Medic." "It wasn't our fault the passes didn't come. "And what a lot of Sunday night en gagements with best girls had to be broken because the dutiful citizens didn't arrive," continued the solicitor, placidly. "And that would have been only in cidental" said the Art student hastily. "It's the women of a country who make its presidents," philosophized the "Soph." "And its precedents," added the wag. TH A ORIGIN OF PENN-YAN BILL LIGHT is thrown on tne prouu origin .of Eugene Field's Verses, "Penn Yann Bill's Wooing," in a communication to the University Mis sourian from "Phineas" Crawford E. White, a graduate from the Universit of Missouri in the class of '9!, now practicing law in Butte, Mont. William G. Buskett, named in the story, and a graduate of the School ol Mines at Rolla, has an office next to White's in Butte. The friendship be twecn him and Field began in 1873 Ten vears later Field went to Chicago. and soon afterward Buskett went tt Montana. Field was a member of thi Phi Delta Theta fraternity in the Uni versity, but Buskett was not a "fraf man. White sends with his communication the following from the Anaconda Stand ard: ANY persons have undoubtedly read the verses entitled 'Penn- 1 Yi fan Bill's Wooing,' which were written by Eugene Field in Chicago Oct. 15, 1887, but it is a question whether anyone outside of William C Buskett and a few of his intimate friends knew the motive that prompted Field to indite them. While not found ed entirely upon conditions that really exi-ted at the time, the lurking sus picion in the mind of Field that they did exist was the incentive. "William C. Buskett and Field were fast friends. They had known each other almost from boyhood, and were boon companions when their avocations did not make their paths diverge. Years ago Buskett came to Montana, leaving his old friend in the East to pursue his profession in the pasture of literature, which at that time was broader than the far West for a man possessing the genius of Field. They corresponded regularly, and never lost track of each other. Eventually Field was called from earth, leaving a wife and children and many staunch friends to mourn his early death. "The verses in which reference is made were dedicated to Buskett. Although Field published a book of his poems, "Penn-Yan Bill's Wooing" was omitted from its pages at the request of Bus kett himself. LV ACK of the title 'Penn.-Yann' there is a little story. In 1385 Buskett located a quartz claim about three miles north of Wickes, Mont. He did not know what to call it at first, but finally decided upon Penn-Yan, which is the name of a town in the state of New York. Before naming it he called upon Judge Dean, then postmaster of Wickes, and consulted him about it. Judge Dean had a postal guide in his office and Buskett asked him to open it, adding that the first name at the head of the left-hand page would be the name of his claim. It was Penn Yann. This name was placed on the location notice and the claim has been known bv it since. LV USKETT worked the claim and made two or three fortunes out of it. The fame of the Dronertv as a producer of high-grade mineral became widely known, its wonderful resources being heralded throughout the country. Field saw many of the no tices and smiled with satisfaction when he learned that his old friend Buskett owned the mine. Buskett was not only engaged in the mining business then but was also conducting a large mer cantile house in Fhilinsbunr. Mont. His business often called him east. In October of 1SS7 he made one of his (rips and met Field in Chicago. He had a woman friend in Kentucky; or, rather she was a friend of the entire Buskett family, and Field, knowing this and suspecting that he might have matrimonial intentions, joked him a bit on the subject. A? FTEU walking through the city an hour or two they adjourned o Buskett's room in a hotel. where they sat down and talked over old times, the Penn-Yann mine and future prospects. "Look here, Buskett,' said Field, suddenly breaking off the old reminis cences, 'you were back here about six months ago and I suspect you.' "'There is absolutely nothing doing, Gene,' replied Buskett, 'Now, I want to write three letters, one to my house in Montana, one to my mother and the other to my lady friend in old Ken tucky, for whom I have brought some trinkets from the West, and I intend to send them by express. You sit down and be good while I write, and after it is all over I will with you again.' "Field sat down on the bed, propped himself up with a pair of pillows, drew out his paper tabc and pencil and be gan to write, too. Both finished their work about the same time Buskett, the three letters and Field 'Penn-Yann Bill's Wooing.' Here are the verses: "'In gallus old Kentucky, where the grass is very blue, Where the liquor is the smoothest and the girls are fair and true, Where the crop of Be-Gawd gentlemen is full of heart and sand And the stock of four-time winners k the finest in the land, Where the Democratic party in Bourbaa hardihood For more than half a century unterri- fied has stood, Where nod the black-eyed Susans to th prattle of the rill There, there befell the wooing of pena Yan Bill. 'Down yonder in the cottage that fo nestling in the shade Of the walnut trees that seem to W that quiet little glade, Abides a bonny maiden of the prettr name of Sue -As pretty as the black-eyed flow'rs and quite as modest, too; And lovers came there by the score of every age and kind, But not a one (the story goes) waa quite to Susie's mind, Their signs, their protestations uj their pleadings made her ill, When all at once upon the scene hoTe Penn-Yan Bill. "'He came from old Montana and rode a broncho mare, He had a rather how-dy-do and rough-and-tumble air, His trousers were of buckskin and his coat of furry stuff, His hat was drab of color and its bra was wide enough; Upon each leg a stalwart boot reached just above the knee, And in the belt about his waist his weapons carried he A rather strapping lover for our little Susie, still She was his choice and he was hers, was Penn-Yann Bill. "'We wonder that the ivy seeks out the oaken tree, And twines her tendrils round him, though scarred and gnarled he be, We wonder that a gentle girl, unused to worldly cares, Should choose a mate whose life had been a constant scrap with bears Ah! 'tis the nature of the vine, and of the maiden, too, So when the bold Montana boy came from his lair to woo, The fair Kentucky blossom felt all her heart-strings thrill Responsive to the purring of Penn-Yann Bill. 'He told her of his cabin in the moun tains far away, Of the catamount that howls by night, the wolf that yelps by day; He told her of the grizzly with the au tomatic jaw, He told her of the Injin that eats his victims raw, Of the jawhawk with the tawdry crest and whiskers in his throat, Of the great goshawful sarpent and the Rocky Mountain goat A book as big as Shakespeare's or as Webster's you could fill With the yarns that emanated from Penn-Yan Bill. "'Lo, as these mighty prodigies the mountaineer relates, Her pretty mouth falls wide agape her eyes get big as plates, And when he speaks of varmints that in the Rockies grow, She shudders and she clings to him and timidly cries "Oh!" And then says he, "Dear Susie, I'll tell you what to do; You be my wife, and none of these 'ere things shall pester you!" And she she answers, clinging close and trembling yet, "I will" And then he gives her one big buss does Penn-Yan Bill. "'Avaunt, ye poet-lovers, with your wishy-washy lays! Avaunt, ye solemn pedants with your musty bookish ways! Avaunt, ye smirking dandies, who air your etiquette Upon the gold your fathers worked so long and hard to get, How empty is your nothingness beside the sturdy talcs Which mountaineers delight to tell of border hills and vales Of snaix that crawl, of beasts that yawl, of birds that flap and trill Tn the wild egregious altitude of Penn Yan Bill. "'Why, over all these mountain peaks his honest feet have trod So high above the rest of us he seemed to walk with God; He breathed the breath of heaven as it floated pure and free From the everlasting snowcaps to the mighty western sea He's heard the awful silence that thun ders in the ear; "There is a great Jehovah and his bid ing place is here!" These these the solemn voices and these the sights that thrill In far-away Montana of Penn-Yan BilL 'Of course she had to love him, for it was her nature to, And she'll wed him in the summer, if what we hear is true The blue grass will be waving in that cool Kentucky glade Where the black-eyed Susans cluster in the pleasant walnut shade, Where the doves make mournful music and the locust trills a song To the brook that through the pasture scampers merrily along, And speechless pride and rapture in effable shall fill The beatific bosom of Penn-Yan BUI."" V 1

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BBj Lll i I wHaaysBalaaM1 j i h ImMijiii 11 ipgn sx,i ji "i p j n'-i n .mm i sffasnKWV ?3 UNIVERSITY MISSOURIAN, MONDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 1908. i i-? ::tf H9 7 DEFEAT DAMPENS HALLOWEEN ARDOR Students Half-Heartedly Pile Wagons on Steps of Academic Hall. ONE CADET STANDS ON GUARD Cigar Store Indian, Swings and a Playhouse Are Moved. Halloween, with its wierd traditions, merry-making and pranks was decid edly lacking in interest and enthusi asm at the University of Missouri Sat urday night. When a scouting party brought a wagon, lawn swing or some other ar ticle to the steps of Academic Hall, the act was greeted with forced exclama tions of pleasure. One Freshman cadet posted at the Agricultural building remained faith ful to his trust With a fixed bayonet, he defied the crowd to enter the build ing. When he had apparently stabbed one of the students and had been hus tled off amid the exclamations "Hang 'im," "Go get a rope," and other angry cries, he detected the joke played on him. Customarily no effort is spared to do some "stunt" that Is difficult, such as the burying of the large boiler in front of Academic Hall last year. Saturday night, the students were contented with half a dozen wagons, a cigar store Indian and a few other miscel laneous articles piled on the front steps of Academic Hall. A small crowd of students started to take a small playhouse from Hitt street but dropped it and run when they heard the angry tones of the own er. The debris was cleared away Sun day morning. "CO-EDS" TELL REAL AGES AT Y. W. C. A. PARTY "Dance of the Goblins" Another Feature of Entertainment. Attired in original costumes repre senting r-pinsters of uncertain ages, "co eds" of the University of Missouri car ried on a lively discussion of man at the Y. W. C. A. social Saturday even ing. The discussion was ended by the appearance of a man with a wonderful machine which could, by the turning ot a crank, change anyone into whatever he mo-t wished to 1k. The terrible price wa that one must tell her true ac. Thev came out athletes, singers. a modern Romeo and .luliet, all young and beautiful. At last the awful pen alty of giving a false age was grue somely illustrated. The "Dance of the Goblins" received prolonged applause when they cast Dr. Meyer's system of grading, represented by an "I," into the kettle to boil. Other original features of the even ing's entertainment were '"A Scene in Read Hall Reading Room," "Negro Mel odies as Tiiey Arc Sung on a Georgia Plantation." "and "The Kindergarten," in which young women, dressed as chil dren, replied to the teacher's questions with witty payings in verse. At the close of the program, the s-pinsters found consolation in the bar rels of cider and apples and the stacks of gingerbread and doughnuts in the second-floor corridors. QUAIL SEASON IS OPEN Political Managers Keeping Eye on Departing Sportsmen. Boone county and University hunt ers took advantage this morning of the beginning of the two-months open season for the shooting of quail to go forth in quest of game. Most of the parties expect to re turn to Columbia in time to vote to morrow. The political managers, anx ious to get out a large vote, are keep ing a wary eye on the Nimrods. ALUMNI TO SPEAK HERE Nardin and Donnell Will Talk for the Republican Ticket. W. T. Xardin and Forrest Donnell. graduates of the University of Mis souri, now practicing law in St. Louis, will speak at the courthouse this ev ening at 7:30 o'clock in the interest of the Republican ticket. Roth were prominent debaters while in school hero. Girls Play Basketball. The first game of girl's basketball of the year was played Saturday morning between the Juniors and Seniors. Much interest was shown and ibe chamnionshiD nromises to be a haW fought one this year. As it was onH. a practice game, no score was NEWS TIGERS FAIL TO SCORE AT CRITICAL MOMENTS Tachling High, Missouri Men Are Thrown Off Repeatedly by Speedy Ames Players Iowa's Interference a Marvel of Precision. (Continued from First rage.) bled, but Ristine recovered the ball on the thirty-three yards line. Alexander kicked to Hubbard, who was tackled in his tracks by Gilchrist on Ames' thirty-five yard line. Hubbard gained twenty yards around the end, but on the next play Ames fumbled and Ristine recovered the ball for the Tigers. Driver went through the line for eight yards, and on the next play Bluck fum bled the ball, E. Lambert recovering it for Ames. Ames attempted a forward pass from Heggen to E. Lambert, but' made no gain, and E. Lambert was forced to kick. Dcatherage got the ball on the Tigers' twentv-vard line, but fumbled and Nelson recovered it for Ames. G. Lambert gained ten yards around end and E. Lambert went through the line for the first touchdown of the game. after seven minutes of play. E. Lam bert kicked a difhcult goal from one side of the field. Score, Ames 0, Missouri 0. Bluck kicked off for the Tigers to Hubbard, who returned the ball fifteen vards from Ames' fifteen-vard line. Ames lost three yards on a forward pass from Heggen to E. Lambert. E. Lambert kicked fifty yards to Death erage on the Tigers' fifteen-yard line. Bluck gained twelve yards through the line, but fumbled and the ball went to Ames. Hubbard attempted to go around an end but made no gain. Ames was penalized fifteen yards for holding. Driver broke through the line and threw Hubbard for a loss of six yards. E. Lainbert kicked fifty yards and the ball went out of bounds, going to Missouri on its fifteen-yard line. Tiger Line Holds. Alexander kicked thirty yards to Heg gen who returned twelve yards. G. Lambert smashed through the line for five yards, but Hubbard failed to gain through the same place. E. Lambert tried for a field goal from the Tigers' forty-yard line, but the ball fell short. Dcatherage getting it on the Tigers' ten-yard line and returning ten yards. Nee made one yard through the line, and Alexander kicked thirty yards to Hubbard, who returned full distance, dodging or throwing off six Tigers. E. Lambert carried the ball for a five- yard gain on the forward pass. On the next play Nee smashed through the line and threw Hubbard for a loss of five yards. E. Lambert tried for a goal from field, but failed, Dcatherage catching the ball behind the goal line and run ning it back to the Tigers' fifteen-yard lino. Ames was penalized five yards for an off-side play. Gilchrist went around end for four yards and Alexander kicked to the thir ty-five-yard line, where the ball was given to the Tigers on a foul. Bucking the Line. Driver gain ten yards around end. and Ewing went through the line for six vards. Alexander and Nee carried the ball four yards through the line to the center of the field. Alexander's kick was blocked, but on the next play he succeeded in booting the hall thirty yards to Heggen, who was tackled in his tracks by Ristine. Heggen lost five yards on an end run and E. Lambert kicked fifty-five yards to Dcatherage, who returned eight yards. Bluck went through tackle for seven yards, Alexander for two yards, and the ball was again in the center of the field. Ewing gained five yards through center. Bluck took the ball through tackle for five yards, and Anderson went around end for six yards. E. Lambert broke through the line and threw Bluck for a loss of two yards. An onside kick, from Alexander to Ewing, was spoiled, the wind blowing the ball back, and no gain was made, but on the next play Alexander smashed through the line for seventeen yards. Bluck" fumbled on the next play but Miller recovered the ball, and took it through the line for a gain of four yards. Gilchrist went around an end for "ten yards and probably would have gained more ground had the referee not l)cen in his way. A Heartbreaking Failure. The ball was then on Ames' ten yard line and it was the first down "for the Tigers. On a fake play Nee took the ball through the line for a .'ain of five yards, and Driver gained one yard more. With only four yards to gain, a touchdown seemed certain. But the Ames men braced and held the Tigers for downs on the one-yard line. E. Lambert kicked sixty yards, and t. u rolled back to the Tigers' kept V""-- "a" ,?gi ii.A irtii rn pn luihiv iv k.- ?-t- ABOUT twenty-five yard line, when Deatherage ran up too far to catch it. Alexander gained ten yards around end on a fake play, Wilmarthc tackling. Driver went around end for a nine-yard gain, and a forward pass from Alexander to Nee put the ball on Ames- fifty-yard line. Another forward pass from Alexander to Driver netted five yards. Bluck went around an end for six yards, and Alexander gained three yards through center. Anderson smashed through the line for another six yards, but the ball went to Ames on the next play when it was fumbled by Alexander. On Ames' thirty-five yard line, Ames was penalized fifteen yards for holding, and E. Lambert kicked sixty yards to Deatherage, who ran the ball back twenty-five yards to the center of the field, dodging about half the Ames team. Anderson went through the line for -.iv yards. Changes in Each Team. Williams replaced Nee, and Ames substituted Tellier for Graham at left end. Bluck failed to gain through the line and Mi-ouri was penalized fifteen yards for holding. Alexander kicked to Ames' thirty-fivc-yard line, to Heggen, who was tackled in his tracks by Williams. Ame- was penalized fifteen yards for an illegal forward pass. This put the ball on Ames' ten-yard line. E. Lam bert kicked forty yards to Deatherage, who returned five yards. Williams tripped an Ames' player and Missouri was fined fifteen yards. Alexander and Williams worked the forward pass for ten yards, and Bluck went through the line for five yards more. The ball went to Ames on an illegal forward pass, and E. Lambert kicked fifty-five yards to Deatherage, who re turned ten yards. Gilchrist failed to gain through the line and Alexander kicked thirty-five yards to Heggen, the ball going out of bounds on the Tigers' lifty-yard-line. Ristine captured the ball on an on-side kick and gained five yaids before he was downed. A forward pass from Alexander to Driver gained five yards and Driver gained another yard around an end. A forward pass fioni Alexander to Driver failed, and Missouri was penalized fif teen yard, jut as the whistle ended the first half with the ball on the Tigers' forty-yard line. Score: Ames C, Mis souri 0. Second Half. Bluck kicked off thirty-five yards for Mis-ouri and Heggen returned the ball ten yards from the twenty-yard line. On an end run Heggen was thrown by Alexander for a loss of five yards. E. l-anibt'it kicked thirty-five yards out of bounds. Anderson carried the ball three yards through the line to Missouri's forty-yard-yard line. -Tellier captured an onside kick from Alexander to Driver, returning the ball to the middle of the field. Deatherage took time out. G. Lambert gained two yards through the line. E. Lambert lost four yards on and end run. Ames was penalized fifteen yards for holding, and E. Lam lert kicked forty yards to Deatherage, who returned the ball ten yards, dodging a half dozen men. Driver Hurt in Tackling. Anderson went through the line for two yards and Alexander kicked twenty-five arils to Heggen, who returned seventeen yards. G. Lambert gained ten vards around an end, Driver break ing through the Ames' interference and tackling. Burrus replaced Driver, who was hurt in tackling Lambert. G. Lambert went through the line for four yards, and on the next play Heggen lot four yards, Anderson break ing through the line and tackling. Heggen made no gain through the line and an onside kick was captured by Burrus. who returned five yards be fore being tackled. Burrus took time out, and on the next play fumbled, the ball going to Ames on the Tigers' twenty-yard line. Heggen made no gain around end, and Law failed to gain on an end run. Ames was penalized fifteen yards for holding, and E. Lambert kicked forty yards, the ball going back of the Tigers' goal line. Alexander kicked out from Missouri's twenty-five yard line to the center of the field, and Heggen returned ten yards. Hubbard went around end for six yard, and G. Lambert gained six yards on a line smash. Ames was pen alized fifteen yards for holding. With the ball on the Tigers' forty-five-yard line, E. Lainbert punted twenty yards out of bounds. Williams fumbled the ball on a for ward pass from Alexander and E. Lam- ATHLETICS STORY OF THE Line End Bucking Runs Missouri 137 110 Ames 8G 109 bert recovered it for Ames on the Ti gers' forty-eight-yard line. On a forward pass from G. Lambert Knox took the ball, dodged through half the Tigers and made a spectacular run of forty-eight yards for a touch dowit. E. Lambert failed to kick goal. Score: Ames 11, Missouri 0. Trowbridge replaced Deatherage. Bluck kicked off for the Tigers from the east goal, the ball going behind Ames' goal line. E. Lambert kicked out from the twenty-fivc-yard line to Williams, who returned the ball tell yards to the center of the field. Bluck gained two yards and Ewing three yards through the line. A fake forward pass failed and the ball went to Ames on her forty -yard line. Anderson recoered it. however, on a forward pass. Gilchrist gained eight yards around end and Alexander went through the line for two yards more. Anderson, in going around an end was forced out of louuds after he had gained ten yard-. Ewing fumbled, but Miller recovered for the Tigers. Alexander was pushed through the line for two yards. Missouri tried a fake play, but the ball was fumbled and recovered by G. Lambert. E. Lambert kicked to Trow bridge, who returned the ball fifteen yards, to Ames' forty-yard line. Gilchrist went through the line for five yards. Alexander failed to gain around an end. Trowbridge made an onside kick and Burrus fell on the ball but was hint and Idler was put in. Ames' Punts. Gilchrist lost a yard on an attempted forward pass from Alexander to Trow bridge but failed to advance the ball. Trowbridge kicked twenty-five yards to Heggen, who returned the ball five yard to Ames' twenty-five-yard line. A forward pass from E. Lambert to Hub bard netted ten yards. Wilder replaced Ewing. E. Lambert punted thirty yards, the ball going out of bounds. It was the Tigers' ball in the center of the field. Wilder broke through the line for twelve yards, and again for three yards and on the third attempt was held without a gain. Trowbridge kicked on side for five yards and Ames recovered the ball. Hill was substituted for Ristine. The "Aggies" rambled up the field for a long run but were taken back and penalized fifteen yards for holding. It was Ames' ball on its fifteen-yard line. Missouri was penalized five yards for an off-side play. Hubbard went through the line for twenty yards and on the next play the ball was taken back fifteen yards as a penalty for holding. Lambert kicked thirty-five yaids to Alexander, who made a fair catch, on Ames' forty-yard line. Alexander and Wilder each carried the ball four yards through the line, but the Tigers couldn't make the other two yards on the third down and the ball went to Ames. Carothcrs was sent in for Roberts. Hubbard and Tellier work the ancient criss-cross play for a gain of twenty yards. Forward Pass Successful. Crain went in for Williams. G. Lambert and Knox carried the ball to the center of the field on a forward pass and Hubbard went through the line for twelve yards. Once more G. Lambert and Knox worked the time honored criss-cross play for twenty yards. Hubbard and E. Lambert went through the line for three and four yards. G. Lambert lost four ards on a line smash, and on a wide end inn Hubbard gained six yards. A fifteen-yard penalty for holding put the ball on the Tigers' forty-yard line. On a fake foruard pass from E. Lam bert to Tellier, Ames gained twenty yards, putting the ball on the Tigers' twenty-yard line, where it was recov ered on a fumble. Alexander fumbled and Law fell on the ball. The ball was then on the Tigers' two yard line. E. Lamlwrt failed to gain through the line, but on the next play, the double cris-cross was again worked and he went over for a touchdown. E. Lambert failed to kick goal. Score: Ame 10, Missouri 0. When Hope Died. Cook went in for Gilchrist. Wilder kicked off to Ames' ten-yard line to Hubbard, who returned fifteen yards, Carothcrs tackling. Hubbard gained four yards around an end, but G. Lam bert made no gain through the line. E. Lambert kicked fifty yards to Trow bridge, who returned ten yards to the Tigers' forty-yard line. Alexander smashed five yards through the line and Anderson went around an end for two yards. Alexander kicked twenty-five yards to Heggen, who re turned the ball the full distance, but a penalty of fifteen yards for holding put the ball back on Ames' forty-eight GAME IN BRIEF Forward Running Bass Penalties Back Punts Punts 35 05 12G 419 88 140 127 735 yards line. E. Lambert smashed through the line and it looked like an other touchdown, but Trowbridge made a beautiful tackle, downing him after he had gained twenty yards. Law failed to gain through the line. Hubbard gained five yards around an end. Thompson went in for Crain. G. Lam bert gained one yard around end, and E. Lambert tried for a field goal from the thirty-five yard line, but the ball fell short, going to the Tigers on their ten-yard line. Trowbridge kicked twen ty yards to E. Lambert, and the ball was given to Missouri on a foul. Wilder carried the ball for a gain of thirty yards on an angle play. G. Lam bert captured an on-side kick, and E. I -am bert kicked fifty-five yards to Trowbridge, who was tackled in his tracks, just as the whistle blew, end ing the half with the ball on the Tigers' ten-yard line. Score; Ames 10, Mis souri 0. The Line-up. Missouri Position Ames Drhcr, Burrus. Idler L. E... Graham, Tellier Anderson L. T. Law (capt.) Roberts, Carothers I.. (I Nelson Ristine, Hill C Rutledge Miller R. G Murphy Bluck R. T Wilmarthe N'ee, Williams, Cook R. E Knox Alexander R. II Hubbard Gilchrist, Crain, Thompson L. II G. Lambert Deatherage, Trowbridge Q Heggen Ewing, Wilder F. B E. Lambert Referee Bonnificld. Field Judge Hamilton. Um pi re Brya nt 1 lead Linesman Burckhalter. PENCILED ON SIDELINES AS GAME WENT FORWARD The cheering did not sound so en thusiastic Saturday as it did at the Iowa game. This was largely eaused by the different kind of football put up by the Tigers. Among those who took the defeat hardest, was Dr. W. G. Bek, whose heart was almost broken by those Iowa touchdowns, that is if the expression of his face were to be taken as an index of his feelings. If Driver had heard the "Ohs" that sounded as though they came from the heart of every Co-Ed on the bleach ers, when he was found to be seriously injured, he would have been somewhat consoled for the kick on his head. Between the halves, 'Tommy" Moni law, Coach Monilaw's son, and "Tubby" Graves, entertained the crowd on the bleachers, by kicking and catching a football along the sidelines. The foot ball was almost as large as Tommy but he handled it manfully. ST. LOUIS U. PLAY IN SPOKANE Husky1 Northwestern Bunch QWants a Contest With 3Middle-Western Team.; Special Correspondence. SPOKANE, Wash., Nov. 2. J. Hous ton McCroskey, manager of the footlwll team at Washington State College, Pullman, south of here, announced it is likeh that locrs of the game in Spo kane will have an opportunity to see the husky eleven of otre Dame Uni versitv in action against the bunch coached by Walter M. Rheinschild. The game will be played in Spokane. The Carlisle Indians were to play in Spokane in Decemljcr, but the trip to the Northwest was cancelled by the Reds. In addition to the game with the Hoo-iers it is likely that negotiations with the St. Louis University team will again lie taken up for a game in Spo kane. Mr. McCroskey believes that a game with the Notre Dame team will give the "rooters" in this part of the country an opportunity to get a better line on the play.s of Middle Western and Northwestern team-, and for that rea son he is giving all his attention to that team at present. He said: "We are going to bring one of the big eastern college teams to this part of the Northwest this season, and as Spokane is the central point in the Inland Empire, the game will be played in this citv, probably at Recreation park, which has facilities and accommo dations for anywhere from 7,000 to 10,000 people." MAY f jC TRADt x A.Q.Spalding Bros. The Largest Manufacturers in the World of Official Athletic Supplies Foot Ball Basket Ball Ice Skates T Hockey Golf 5 ports Gymnasium Apparatus Official Implements tor all Track and Field Sports Spalding's handsomely illustrated cata logue of all sports contains numerous sug gestions. Mailed free everywhere. A. G. Spalding Bros. New York St. Louis Kansas City ARROW cuircco smsvmc ouurru sue COLLARS jl. They neither shrink, scratch, fsaw nor strctcn y U Cents-: for IS Cents V Cluett, Peabody Co., Troy, Y- DR. W. E. BELDEN Practice Limited to Diseases of Eye, Ear, Nose, and Throat n FITTING OF GLASSES Office Exchange Nat. 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!M v. 9'mcxf ""TTSSf UNIVERSITY MISSOURIAN, MONDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 1908. "JIM" JEFFRIES' Columbia's Big Steam and Chemical Cleaning Works IN ITS FIFTH YEAR "fnCMfceiE Ssv'., ,V'55' wsS a i" """T'-r'ffjFpSJvep "is s- j "-S-sjr. EXTENSION W FATHER PREACHES $1. i'jf !9 II 31 IE Regular University Courses Given in Several Towns of State. ADVANCED STANDING AWARDED Plan Benefits Teachers and Students Who Expect to Come Here. In its fiftli year the Univer-ity of Missouri et en-ion work has begun suc cessfully. The committee in charge i composed of Dr. .1. C. Jones. Dr. Isidor Loob. Dr. 11. M. Bel Jen. Prof. F. W. Coker. President A. Bo Hill and Dr. X. M. Trenholme. The object i to have regular courses of the Unhor-ity given at convenient centers in the -tate by in-tmetors from the faculty here. Thi- i- for the benefit of teachers who desire advanced stand ing, for thoe who wish to enter the University in the future and for anone who desires extra credit-. Lecture- are given every two week- and a ignment of study are made at that time. Those who do sati-factor work receive hall the credit given at the Univer-ity. Advertises the University. This method brins- the student- in elo-er much with the rnier-iiy. They t may tome to the -ummer -chool. or they may enter the University having .-ome of their work completed for their Freshman year. It al-o makes the Univer-ity letter known throughout the state. The Univer-ity i- opposed to the torrespondenie -chool method. At Kan-a- City eour-e- in American Government are given by Dr. I.oeb. in English by Dr. Belden and in Sociology by Dr. T. ,1. Biley and Dr. C. A. F.U vvood. Other et en-ion center- are -Top-lin. Carthage. Mexico. Nevada and M. .lo-eph. At Si. I.ui- a eour-e in So ciology i- given in eonueetion with the St. Loui- School of Philanthropy by Dr. Riley. The work i- -elf-upporting. epen-e-of the lecture- i--ing paid by the va rious center-. The epen-es are not heavy, a- the '-vturer- receive no etra onnpen-ation. COLLEGE PRESIDENT IS PERHAPS FATALLY HURT Head of New York Institution Injured m Runaway Accident. CLINTON. N. V. Nov. 2. Mel.methor. Wool-ey Strvker. pre-ident of Hamilton Colle-To. j. jn a iritkal condition at hi home iiere from injurit- received in a runaway accident. Dr. Stryker to"k a eat beside hi driver in a carriage at hi- home on College Hill to go to the village, and just as the vehicle wa- tuminz from the private driveway into the main road the hor-e b-lted and da-ht-d aero- the highway and the carriage went into a deep ditch beside the -teep hill road. When some student- reached the spot they found Dr. Strvker uncon-ciou- and bleeding from the no-e and mouth and with a ga-h aero- hi- forehead. The driver had three rib- broken. Both were carried tv Dr Stryker" house and Dr. Hamilton Clinton was summoned. None of Dr. Stryker's limb was broken, but indication- of more serious injury were found, and it i feared that he ha- suffered concussion of the brain or other internal injury. Dr. Stryker remained uneonciou nntil early evening, when he wa- able to an-vver a few que-tion. His con dition is considered verv danerou. Blue-Blooded Porker Here. The Univer-ity of Miouri has added to it stables a new blooded porker Itaron Premier a Ierk-hire boar, bred in royal purple. Thi- aritocratic pig gie is one and one-half year- old and weigh 47o pound-. Hi- ance-tors have carried off many blue ribbon and X. II. Gentry, of Sedalia. from whom he wa purchased. believe he i the be-t bred animal he has sold in many years. Take your Watch ad Jewelry Rcpainsg ta WHEELER'S There's Quality in Our Work The Western Standard Trade Mark Athletic and Sporting' Goods ScAmczciGijm(h Kansas City." Mo. Has Circled the Globe Three Times to See Sin of All Nations. NOW ENGAGED ON A BOOK Fasted Nineteen Days Before Beginning the Labor of Authorship. LOS AXOELES. Xov. 2. Alex. C. Jeffrie-, father of James J. Jeffries, champion pug of the world, has re turned to Lo- Angele- from one of his long trip- alwut the world preaching j the Oo-jmI. He is writing a book which he call- "The La-t Meae to a Lot World." In order to complete this work, this unique character says h will have to visit Norway, Sweden. Russia, and one or two other countries, to se cure -ome missing data. Before starting on his book. Mr. Jef fries fa-ted nineteen day, not on ac- Parisian Will Build Garfltre count of the value to the bodv of ab staining from food, he -ays. but be- cause it i- by purification and fasting that all utterances that will live have Kvn in-pired. His work is the result I of twentv vear- -tudv of the Bible, he declare-, and three tours of the world to -ee the sins of all nations. The father of the champion of cham- pions some years ago was quite wealthy, but he gave away all hi- prop- erty. declaring that it i- not seemly tor a -ervant of God to show- any lack of faith in hi- master by providing for hi- Jaily need-. 'When he starts on his lone journeys, therefore, the patriarchal-looking old man take no money with him. depending from day to day upon voluntary contributions from hi di-eiple- for his modest necessities. He ha- a horror oi newspaper reporters s:id photographers, and has never eon--exited to po-e for his picture. He believe- that the world i- growing worse in-tead of better, and i a vigorous de nouncer of the saloon, the prize-ring, the dance hall and the race track. He has never been known to enter the -aioon conducted by hi- son in thi iity. Mav Never Return. Mr. Jeffries was asked ye-terday: "Do you expect to make a prolonged -tay abroad, or to return soon,?" "Maybe never:" he replied, earned!". hammering the floor with his ebony cane "I live entirely by faith, have no thought of the morrow, go and come 'a- I plea-e. and trust in the Lord to provide." Hi- new book must, he says, be printed in si foreign languages. "The world that live- by its belly, and he that ion-iders the things of thi earth, and no: the un-een. spiritual thing-, i- an abomination." thundered i this ieorous old man. aailing the sin of -cvity. Here are more of his statement-. "If all men woud keep the Commandments there would be no need of policemen, soldiers, clergymen, busi ne men. ploughmen, thieves or sinners in the land: for all these labor for money." Reminded that he at one time owned 100 acres of choice real estate in this city, he said: "Not a dollar of it is mine. I gave that stuff away and went on my spiritual travel. I live entirely by faith, and never have been deserted by the Lord." "And in your travels do you not often uffer because of lack of money?" "If I did I would not tell you. For it i- by -utTering that man attain unto perfection." ORIENTAL COLONY TO ENTERTAIN FRIENDS Students From China and Japan Will Wear Native Dress. The Oriental Colony. eompoed of the -indent- of the University of Missouri from China. Japan and the PhiliDDines. will entertain their friend next Friday venins. in the women's par'or of Aca- druiic Hall. The Oriental student want to get ae- quaiuted with their teacher and fel- low -tudent- and hope many will come to -pend an evening with them. Xo formal invitation will be ent out. The program will conit of Oriental mu-ic and -peeches on Ea-tern topics. The Chine-e and Japanese students will appear in their native costume. I Synod Coming to Columbia, j The Synod of Missouri of the Pres ibyterian church voted at St. Jo-eph to I hold its next ses-ion. beginninc the sec !ond Tuesday in October. 1000, in Co lumbia. The Rev. Dr. W. W. Elwang. pastor of the Columbia church, preached the opening sermon at St. Joseph. Library Open Tomorrow. Although all University exercises will lv su-pended tomorrow, election day. the general library will remain open. szjY JdrsCVz W. J. McGrath, Mgr. ROOF GARDEN FOR on His House for Flying Machines. PARIS. Xov. 2. Paris is reallv taking time by the forelock if such a thing can le done. M. Gustave Morin, owner of a large house on the Boulevard Bonne Xouvelle. has arranged to build a roof garden with every facility as a station and garage tor aeroplanes. All the new lea-cs in the building contain a clause for the consent of the tenants to the i scheme. j M. Morin says the day ot aerial ve hicles is here, but there is no place in Paris for them to land. There is. he i -ay-, too much traffic in the streets and the public places are blocked with mon uments. He is glad to be the first to remedy the difficulty and encourage progress. Iron uprights project over the roof from the support of a large shed. A second movable root, which can be orvened on the annroarh of the flvinsr machine, will be built. There will also le space in the building for a tool shop and a reservoir of gasoline. MILLIONAIRE WEDS HIS STENOGRAPHER HITCHING George A. Whitney, of Springfield, Mass, Emulates His Father. he Ln"ry Missouri and is now lliterarv editor of the Baseball Maga FITCHBUKG. Mass.. Xov. 2. George zjne of Boston. A. Whitney, millionaire real estate Mn Crov took a promjnent part in owner of Springfield, married his sten- i iiterarj- v'0rk in the University, having ographer. Miss Sadie M. Russell, in this been a member of the Asterisks, and city. The wedding was the culmina tion of a five-year romance. Whitney i- the son of Andrew Whitney, the Springfield man who caused a sensation many years ago by marrying a servant girl. Miss Russell is an attractive young woman, the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Frank I. Russell, of Springfield. She entered the employ of Mr. Whitney. who is junior partner in his fathers J large real estate firm, five Years ago. I I ENGLISH SCHOLARSHIPS FOR WOMEN STUDENTS I Miss Clara Howard, of New- York, Enters Girton College. LOXDOX. Xov. 2. Several months aso it was announced that a scheme was on foot to do for women what the Rhodes scholarships did for men. It is understood now that the first woman scholar. Miss Gara Howard, has come to thi country from the United States ami has gone into residence at Girton. Mrs. J. Mayer, as chairman of the Education Committee of the Society of American Women in London, started the movement, 'vhich was taken up with enthusiasm bv the societv. and then a foundation was laid for collecting the -um of $1,500. which enables Miss How-. a to enter at Oirton tor one year s j post-graduate study. There was no time to ask all the j universities of the United States to compete at the examination, which wonld have meant delay for another j vear at least, so Miss Howard was ihosen on the recommendation of Mrs Whitelaw Reid and of Dr.Xicholas Mur ray Butler, president of Columbia Uni versity. She is 27 years old and has already proved herself a lecturer of dis tinction. She had to give up her lec tureship at Columbia University this winter to come to Girton. Fine Hunting in Streets of AthoL ATHOL. Mass.. Xov. 2. Within a week an unsuspecting partridge was cap -tured in Main street by a small boy; a bold fox came to an untimed end in the -ame thoroughfare: a venturesome deer was killed by the cars at the railroad -tation. while a black bear which recon noitered the town in a hurried departure carried with it a miscellaneous collec tion of bullets. Cor. 8tK and Walnut ALUMNUS WHO IS TO BE LECTURER Homer Croy. i Iff DEACON" CROY TO BECOME LECTURER Former University Student Writes That He Will Go on Platform. Word has been received in Columbia that Homer Croy. known to his friends las "Deacon." is coins on the lecture .l.tin.., vt. i r a member 01 editor of the 06 Sa vitar. He was a member of the Delta Tau Delta fra-, ternity and the Q E B H senior society. After graduation in 1P07 he did Sun- day "feature" work for the St. Louis Post-Dispatch before going to Boston, i PUSHING WHEELBARROW j ACROSS CONTINENT i Colonial Jack" Hopes to Complete Hike in aoo Days. SPOKE'S, Wash., Xor. i-Colonial Jack,' whose real name is John A. Krohn. walking from Portland. Me., to Portland, Ore., trundling a wheelbarrow on his hike of 3,750 miles acros the continent in 20 days, is expected to reach Spokane in a short time. He left the coast of Maine on June 1 and at present according to his schedule, he is 500 miles ahead. He will have covered 3.300 mile whn he reache this city. His best walk wa forty-four miles. in one day and 200 miles in a week, going through western Pennsylvania and eastern Ohio. He carries a small book, in which railroad agents, post master and village officers write their names and the date and time of his arrival. Letters received in Spokane state that Krohn will pass some time along the California coast after com- pleting his long tramp, going thence to Honolulu. He will make the return trip in a regular train, if he is suceess- ful in covering the di-tance within the time limit. "Rustlers Wanted." WANTED: Several good '4rustles', to sell the University MIssourian. Any one afraid to yell need not apply. Good money can be earned. See W. I Clemmons at 211 South Seventh or at the Stephens Publishing Co. plant. "Old Missouri'' in High SchooL In the printing office of the Manual Training High School, Kansas City, -Old Missouri. Fair MIs-ouri," is printed on the same sheet with Man ual's Ode. The two songs are sung in Manual with equal loyalty. Subcription to the Uxtveesitt Mis soukiax is $2 for the school term, $1.25 ia semester invariably in advance. Sub scribe now. BaaaaaaaaSBv LaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaataaaaK "iLaaaaaaaEsSi Electrical Fixtures W 311(1 Wirin; Tungsten, Tantalum and Gem high candle power lamps Student Lamp Shades a specialty. Phone 4820 712 Broadway C. W. Furtney Take Independence Avenue car at Union Depot. Ask Conductor JAMES KETNER, President and Manager OLYMPIAN CANDY KITCHEN Fresh Candies Every Day Best in Columbia ICE CREAM SODA 5 CENTS 1010 E. BROADWAY TIGER BARB Ell SHOP Five FirsUClass Barbers Splendid Equipment and Best Service W. Will PUas, You Cio. Vs a Trial ft GOOD THINGS TO EAT" Fresh Every Day Get Qur prices Phone 2o VAN HORN BL SMITH Self Indexing Ledgers Miff4l(f-o4pWlS F j fK AH shoes are made b much the same way. Here's the differeece. 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