Punch 1891-06-06: Vol 100 Iss 2604

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- F487 Feo FT SS BEX ernie Juwe 6, 1891.) ;—- = PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. 265 VOCES POPULI. BRICKS WITHOUT STRAW. Scusz—A Village School-room. A Juvenile Treat is in progress, and a Magic Lantern, hired for the occasion, “with set of slides complete—to last one hour,” is about to be exhibited. _ The Vicar's Daughter (suddenly recognising the New Curate, who is blinking unsuspectingly in the lantern rays). Oh, Mr. Toorier, youve just come in time to help us! The man with ‘= w~ - . . y the | let us see what Valentine is about —— ( y really don’t know anything | feels alentine about /% and Orson! The V's D - Oh, what dves ee that matter? I : F j ean tell you the outline in"two minutes. (She tells hem.) But it’s got to last an our, 80 you must spin it out as much as ever you can. Mr. Tootler (to himself). Ought I to neglect such a golden oppor- tunity of winning these young hearts? No. (Aloud.) I will—er— do my best, and perhaps I better begin at once, as they seem to be getting—er—rather unruly at the further end of the room. (He clears his throat.) Children, you must be very quiet and attentive, and then we shall be able, as we purpose this evening, to show you some scenes illustrative of the—er—beautiful old story of Valentine and Orson, which I doubt not is familiar to you all. (Rustic applause, conveyed by stamping and shrill cheers, after which a icture ts thrown on the screen representing a Village Festival.) ere, children, we have a view of—er—(with sudden inspiration)— Valentine’s Native Village. It is—er—his birthday, and Valentine, being a y man who is universally beloved on account of his amiability good conduct——({ To the Vicar’s D. ‘1s that correct?” The V's. D. **Quite, quite eorrect!”)—good omar, Se are celebrating the—er—auspicious event by general rejoicings. How true it is that if we are only good, we may, young as we are, count upon gaining the affection and esteem of a coms us! (A Youthful Rustic, with a tendency to heckle. *‘ Et ’ee plaze, Zur, which on ’em be Valentoine?”) Valentine, we may bevery sure, would not be absent on such an oceasion, although, owing to the crowd, we cannot di him. But, wherever he ee prwove: hema be occupied, he little thinks that, before long, he will have to encounter the terrible 0 Wild Man of the Woods! Ah, dear children, we all Man of the Woods to fight. With some of us it is——( the occasion.) Our next picture represents——(7o Assistant.) Sure this comes next? Oh, they’re all numbered, are they well——represents a forest—er—the home of Orson. If we were permitted to peep behind one of those trunks, we should doubtless — have our 1| yet he see Orson himself, crouching in readiness to spring = the unsus- pecting Valentine. So, often when we—&o., &e. The ; we shall show you represents the—er—burning of Valentine’s ship. Valentine has gone on a voyage, with the object of—er—finding | I’ve had at least a budth of i “+ os we could no doubt | Orton. If the boat in the picture was only identify Valentine, sitting there undismayed, calmly confident that, notwithstanding next scene. —er— unfortunate interruption, he will be| guided, sooner or later, to his—er—goal. Yes, dear children, if we only nave patiene, 5 we only have faith, &c.,&o. Here we see—(an enormous Bison ts suddenly depicted on screen) oh, yes —here we have a specimen of —er—Orson's pursuits, He chases bison. Some of you may not know whata bisonis. It is a kind of hairy cow, and—— (He describes the habits of these creatures as fully as us able. The Youthful Rustic, ‘‘ Theer baint nawone a-erntin’ un, Zar.”) What? Oh, but there ws. Orson is pursuing him, only—er—the bison, being a very fleet animal, has outrun his ursuer for the moment. i ve outrun our pursuer—but, depend upon it,” &o., &o. that the Scene “ihe Arch yey surprise, next picture is a in retic ions. Well, you see, he has succeeded in reaching the coast, and here he is—ina drawn by a reindeer, with nothing to guide him but the Aurora is, hastening towards the spot where he has been told he will find Orson. He easth despair, doesn’t lose heart—he is sure if he only keeps on, if he—er—only continues, only per- severes—( Aside, What drivel I amtalking! To Assistant. I say, are there many more of this sort? because we don’t seem to be getting now we come to—(a Moonlight Scene, with a Cottage in ) the —ah—home of Valentine’s mother. You g for a old mother ota 8 —_—=s like these slides are out ‘ee ?” 2 cnt ? (To | Next rio Recognises a Vuw o the Grand Canal.) No—but, I say— really, I can’t—— Here we bave Valentine at Venice. He has reached that beautiful city,—well orlled the Queen of the Adriatic,—at last! He contemplates it from his gondola, and no heart just now to take in all the beauty of the scene. He that he is still no nearer to finding Orson than before. (The Young Heckler. *‘ Naw moor be we, . Zar. We ain’t zeed ther on ’em zo far!” Tumuile, @ general demand for the instant production of Orson or Valentine.) Now, children, children! this is very irregular. Y mast allow me to tell this story m own way. You will see them bot Rema ran afar ‘0 Ass.) I can’ is any more. Valentine and Orson must be under- The Yourg Heckler. neath the rest. Find them, and shove them in quick. Never mind the numbering! (The screen remains blank while the Assistant fumbles.) Well, have dpe U , The Assistant. No, P ’m rather afraid they ain't here. Fact is, they've sent me out with the wrong set o’ slides. This ain’t Valentine and Orson—it’s a miscellaneous lot, Sir ! ; [ Collapse of Curate as Scene closes in, THE MIXTURE AS BEFORE, (By an Impatient — Influenza — Patient.) For bedsud taxes . Tt is ad awfud oo ails be ; | This bedeud bakid be feel worse— pie Saber brigs do ond. (Nes | “The Bixture as Before!” Sabti east iI’ Siig Oe ok ois ne|'h ll ee ck But daily cubs that slad,—| By doctor treats it as « lark, “The Bixture as Before!” “Ad tries by bide to cheer. The Idfluedza I have got, But if situashud goes, Orli id 20; [ | |’braid—adtwoseore! (dose— Subtibes I'b cold, subtibes 1’b| What oad avail the Doctor's pd, meet, | deere, Low. well. | * The Bixture as Before” ? at Giapstup’s better, Szirm is J+ bay be Bicrobes, as say, I do dot bend. 0 lor !— (bell wor be Bissotes, ha There’s that codfouded kitehid What batters ? rt cough— ** The Bixture as Before!” The Doctor orders ** Rest’ | | Bicrobes be blowed, ad Kest gohag! I'll stad this thig do bore ! Bary! was that the door-bell rag ? —** The Bixture as Before” ! Sidtz I was first struck dow Yet here id slippered feet I sit ! By daily -a-crowd— Vom ©. AA

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June 6, 1891.] PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARL THE VICTORY ROAD-CAR. To PLy To aND FROM THE Navat Exarsirtion. You Portuguese Tappertit, turn it u D’ a tke I'l bo capoed bec eoalier ties vou? My Mash, that young woman! Will you bar our meeting ? We're sweethearts. Will you inte ~s with our tryst ? Y = pert whi upper, my —— sweeting masculine wooing ’s too wise to shall Ruopgs be cut out by a small Portuguee With a gun and a swagger? Pooh! Fiddle de-dee! We've put up too long with your pan, my fine fellow, use of your size. upon which you presume. Oh, it’s pee See your moustache and look yellow! Mean cane | that gal, howsoever you fume. You'd better behave rself, boy, or no doubt Before very long we re shall ol clean you right out. Look at home, re: your own ways a little bit clearer, And don’t go a eens up a folks’ roads, Eh? You Lm me off Ha, ha! Clear out, w ~ do a a My good-na re your impudence goad you’re safe, you young shrimp! Don’t be ! For I shan’t let you come between me and my Mash ! A Last Worp on THE WHAT-YOU-MAY- -CaL-DERON Picrvrg.—It isn't often that ome of ** the inferior clergy,’ tted against an Abbott” as recent] the discussion .-- Clarke got the ities ot ie yo and e others, including who is always ready to rush the Royal Academy Exhibition —- such time as it ascends to the | Insxzw undisturbed Oilysium of The Happily Immortals. — oO . being on the line, Mr. Catpgnow will be ee ee ee in | in our ears when you RECIPE. (For a speech in the House of Commons on the proposed adjvurnmen for the Derby.) Sa a handfal of i y and pty be up small, In sophistical fadge, with no logic a! Then the mixture with sigger and jecr; Add t “* sauce,” and a soupcon of sneer ; Shred stale sentiment fine, ust as much as you want, And thicken with cynical clap-trap and cant, Plus oil—of that species o whisk emelle of the low . Then lighten with mlb course, should be damp ; Serve up, with the ~ hy orden ba Aad pos'd dale tow que teeta Weal gates yon ! THE DRAMA THEN AND NOW. THEN. &cawe—Dining- Room in Mrs. Gaunpy’s House, The Misses Grundy and their Mother discovered at Luncheon. : Eidest Miss @. Oh, Mamma, do take us to see Formosa at Drury ane ! Mrs. Grundy. My dear! Why, it’s absolutely shocking! All the papers are ringing with the impropriety! Couldn’t possibly Os cond Miss G, But, Mamma dear, the Boat-Race Scene is so excellent. We might sit at Set — of the box, and put our fingers Mrs. Grundy. Well, as you pay » the Boat-Race Scene is excellent, and as for impropriety, we must ignore it. [ Ezeunt to get places for Drury Lane, NOW. Scene as before, Time and situation as before, Company as before. aes Miss G. Oh, Mother darling, do take us to see Formosa at rury Lane! Mrs. Grundy, Certainly. I hear the Boat-Raco Scene beats the Second Miss G. It is simply ay meguitout and the dialogue is 20 interesting. Twenty years said it was improper! As would observe, ‘ Only fanc ‘that 1” Mrs. Grundy. Did they ~ y,—in these days of Ghosts, is excellent ; and as io Se De le Pillars of Society, and oe, we haven’t time to notice it! cunt to get places for Drury Lane.

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268 PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARL (Jone 6, 1891, | —— <— ; bout LEAVES FROM A CANDIDATE’S DIARY. _— Disased to see us. They don ‘They ae OS Tce, Billebury, Thursday, May 22.—Came down here yesterday, to Bine and his father afore ’im, and I’ve bin a Blue all my life, and I stay for a fortnight onend. Four meetings have been arranged in ain’t a goin’ to change my eolour now. You're all t, Sir; you've different wards, and a good deal of time is to be devoted to canvass- | no call to bother about me. I wish you success.” Fae BE sy ing Pleasant prospect! Begin to think that, on the whole, it was being asked any amount of questions as to where they lived before, ar easier work to wear an occasional wig in the Law Courts, or to sit in how long they ’ve been in their present houses, and soon. It’salla Chambers, planning imaginary Lescbeshe. kind of entertainment to them. Hereand there, of course, you come Oa Taeeday I lanched with the Bextamrs, to say good-bye. on a keen politician, who really understands. I hear Cuonx.e's Mrs. Bectamy made herself very acreeable. Somebody, so she _ dinner to-morrow is to be a gran affair. had told her that my chances at Billsbury were ex t, and she declared she had always admired young men who devoted themselves —_ J, oem to the service —- country. 6o/ ADVANCE, AUSTRALIA! iferen rom 6 orow shallow- scorn laborious . . days. And shan the rugged paths that lead ise.” This is a| (From our Special Correspondent at the Agricultural Hall,) familiar quo*ation from the works of “‘ your , the poet.” | Nuzp I say that I felt greatly gratified at finding myself attached Mrs. Betcamy quotes him on all possible occasions. A long time to the Victorian Volunteers. 1 had been present with them in spirit ago she gave me a beautifally bound copy of his book, “‘ Per Ardua, at the banquets which had greeted their arrival to the Mother : by Hewny Garrtetos, MA” I’ve ——————________________________________ Country, and now I was to have the \ 2 . in ~ has a whole —_- advantage of actually a ling! a unsold copies, somew bodily in their campaign a - at the top of the house. ton. I knew the battle-field After luncheon had a talk In gone by I had seen many a hai with Many, who really looked pret- va me, many © Siig of ani tier than I’ve ever seen her. She the lemon, many a securing the said, *‘ Now that have got into tent-peg. Nay, further, I had wo what Mamma ‘the vortex of acsisted y a time at ‘the com- sm politics,’ I suppose you'll despise bined y,” when, before a huge = our sim ittle ——— = | ay rs war was y an n to forget everybody ex u as unlike as | the Billsbury voters.” I = anything well could be. But, to bs nf i,t ft 1) - . told to a s they niz er | never cou orget appy appeared their ‘orms, li hours I'd t with her at Exh, which included slouch hats, the - tiens and oes, and so forth, and hearts of a ple a. ted y assured her I loathed the Billsbury by occupants = ten Ek voters (which, by the way, I really ) went out to coa think I do). Iwas just beginning to them, and they were with a eag Sor cho asation, fo fd, Thed tubes —— 2 -P- — ee er ¢ aestion, in fact. ea service was the her hand, and was actually stutteri: done The Mother thanked her Child. hig out something which made her Over the stormy sea had come the suf down at her feet (she’s got the soldiers of the Southern Cross to tell wh smallest and prettiest foot I ever any Britons still remaining in played- thi: saw), when the footman opened the out E how war should be waged ; door and anneunced Pomraer. Of how battles should be won. course Pomrast must have seen The numbers of our gallant little something was up. He's a body were : , we had bat not a fool. Bat he chattered enough. Before our appearance “‘ the away volubly, jast as if he were the country” h Scr most delightful and welcome person distance, near the sou’ en- in the world. I got so angry after trance, were bushes; then, a little ] tea minutes of it, and my toes and nearer home, a row; to fingers began to have such an almost nearer still, a canvas erection repre- be irresistible longing to be at him, that senting a fallen tree; then more — [ thought it best togo. Bat Mary bushes; and last, the door from Ha gave me a look as I went away which which we had emerged to receive the 4 simply went right through me, the ts of the First, thre kindest and most beautifal look any two of our num (after some H two eyes ever gave to an unhapp slight hesitation) galloped (taking, ot men. [shes my eyes © macuntiy s ’ without = Cae e hedges .- ring the whole scene back, and in on their way) tow sou’ imagination I throw Pomrrer out of ANCIENT EXAMPLE OF FEMALE MASHER. They fired. In the meanwhile the i the window, and o Mary in A TYRE AND SIDON GIRL. rest of our body had dismounted. triumph to the nearest church, while (Attire and Side on Girl.) and had buckled the for of her her mother quotes the late Mr. each horse so that it might un- k Garrieron’s poetry over us in blessing, And then I open them duly wander. This clever idea was nearly crowned with success. to | again and find myself in this hole. | Then tents were got out—without any hurry. They were pitched in a | Dioner with the Caorx zs on y: leisurely fashion. Then the fire was lighted. also without flarry. The Mad May 28.—Started canvassing yesterday and continued to-day under | two scouts now cantered back knocking over a bush on their way. } ~~ the charge of Mr. Drees, one of the Town Councillors. ‘ Old Dicky | Shots were heard in the distance, and our camp was leisurely, very | Duces,” the people here always call him. He’s supposed to be one | leisurely, broken up. The tents were, with somedifficulty, on the of the most knowing cards in the whole county. A man of about rests of the hereen end most of our weepers mounted wi t serious ee | sixty-four, with light brown hair, rather curly, a wig, say his | difficulty. Opp contetaty wns Seren and another had to hold firmly effie | detractors, but I can’t make my mind up about it yet, as I haven’t | to his horse. Then we We again dismounted. One of our 7. been able to stady him closely with his hat off. His is large, | body, after some negotiation, collected the reins of our horses. We Call | face & cross between J. L. Toore’s and Drasr’s without the goatee. Ssel’ end eguin lnlowely mounted. Then our troopers hurried off. L | Always wears s frock-coat of best broadcloth, and an immense top-| And when the magnificent displa was over, I could not help 7 hat. Has one curiously protruding tooth which fascinates me, and thinking how good it was of these gallant Colonists to come so far firin | makes my attention wander when he’s talling mo hie ancedotes 1| that we might learn so much. sven, we hed soem coneons 0 SE Aut keep wondering how it ever got into that strange position— sort of | like the mounted infantry evolutions eo See Se ae L | dental rocking-stone, weird, solitary, inexpliesble. Everybody | Hussars. Again, soldiers have been known before this to ¥ whe knows him, as be represents the St. Mark’s W (which we are can- | and strike a tent. it was y gratifying to find history 8 vassing) in the Council. The flourish with which he always introduces | repeating itself, inasm as in the Victorian evolutions there was a. me is wooderfal. I might be an Emperor honouring the place with | no difficulty in conjuring up the picture with the title, L visit. But the people take it all as a matter of course, and seem | ‘* The Grandson teaching the Grandmother—how to eggs!” ant

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June 8, 1891.) PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARL HOW LONGP Extracts from a Tragic International Romance, written up to date, Tue Government makes though people who think clamouring and asking “How loug ehall sua things be?™ WHAT IT MAY COME TO IN LONDON. (As the Point has been nearly reached in Paris.) Scenz—A Hall devoted to Mx. Evison’s latest inventions. A Lectur acting as Showman to a crowd of posmble Customers. quick] Lecturer. And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, I must ask you all . to make a selection. ‘We have here wires from the world —make your selection. Those who wish to see yy a i : eee go within. Operas with scenery always on ere we have only Mild Young Lady. if you please, a friend of mine was married three weeks ago, and she and her husband are staying at Hotel, Paris. Might I hear what they are saying. Here’s their name, Lect, (taki: d). Nothing easier. (Speaking through telephone.) Pat us _ to" Grand Hotel, Paria, Room 1564, (To Customer.) A a Znenk yee, aan hese Sup gpe. Mild Y. L. (taking receivers). Oh, thank you. (She places them to her egve and then Ghene ham hepviedien) Oh dear me! She has ~~ him waiting, and he is using such bad language!) , You ought to have told me. ’ you believe it. h said in Norway! (To Ii y Lect. Of course, Sir! (To Small Boy.) ” And now my little man, what do you want ? Small Boy. Please, Sir, I have shilling to spend in hearing cumpethhagy toon comeeieere oll en Sent conn, “ Lect, ( programme). Here is a list of our stations. You see we have wires lai Europe, Africa, Asia, and brhdelt THE VERY WILDEST WEST. i idea of transporting the Coliseum at Rome tothe shores of Lake i been broached in all seriousness, The American Syndio.te who Coliseum an attractive feature of the Chicago Exhibition, the financial necessities of the Italian Government,”’— (BY ATLANTIC CABLE.) President H-rr-s-n to King H-m-b-rt, A Cutcaeo Syndicate has asked me to mention that they ont do ask? They would be glad the World-Fair, will be about the biggest thing ever seen on this planet. No to you. We take all risks!, King H-m-b-rt to President H-rr-s-n. Cannot discuss Coliseum subject till ’ve settled New Orleans lynehing business in conformity with In Law. President H-rr-s-n to King H-mb-rt. All right. Thought y.u‘d eay that. Chicago Syndicate willing = to meet your about want of it 7” lading yn of gh mem In pped q aly, Italy, or what? will d i Martyrs. King H-mb-rt to President H-rr-s-n. On reflection. afraid people here wouldn’t like it. have to decline your offer. President H-rr-s-n to King H-mb-rt. You want ready cash. We want Coliseum. Why not strike in? Syndicate offers five million dollars. Usefal for your peas Date. You can remit no end of taxes. People sure to & King H-mb-rt to President H-rr-s-n. Couldn’t let it goso cheap. Have you thought of Parthenon? Greek Government might part with it as a loan, on reasonable terms. President H-rr-s-n to King H-mb-rt. Thanks for ing Parthenon. Chi Syndicate thinks it’s not good enough. ’t bring in the and Martyrs very well. Also Parthenon by moonlight not such a safe draw as um. King H-mb-rt to President H-rr-s-n. Might think te yn eandeee Sy pa nh ag and would promise to rn ii i years, y wear and tear alone excepted. President H-rr-s-n to King H-mb-rt. Sentient expe % Bey Seve t so much for Coliseum, and return it, they must have remains orum thrown in. King H-mb-rt to President H-rr-s-n. Don’t think we could ruins of Foram. Have you thought of Vatican? We could y spare that. Why not approach the Porz President H-rr-s-n to King H-mb-rt, No, thanks! Sorry to have troubled you for nothing, but cate has now arranged to build « Coliseum of ite own, double the size of yours, and to uee Forum, Parthenon, Capitol, Vatican, as well as Windsor and Westminster Abbey, out of old brown paper, com and hardened by a new process, Ta-ta for present | "ll get over next Budget all right. the Grand | lik ope you

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270 : PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARL [Joxe 6, 189), by SN - “a THINGS ONE WOULD(N’T) RATHER HAVE LEFT UNSAID. (In Mrs. Talbot de Vere Skynflynte’s Drawing- Room, after one of her grand Dinner-Parties where nobody gets enough to eat.) General Guazleton, “‘Waat'’s THat! Tzat No, tHangs, I waver TAKE Tea UniEss I've Divzep!” Ts — = —"" ALL ADRIFT; OR, THREE MEN IN A PUNT. [“ The uncertainty as to the course of business, justifies, to a certain extent, the criticiems of Sir Wrtt1am Harcourt and Mr. Lasovucuers, upon the proceedings of the Government.””— The Times.) B-if-r. Hamph! Shifting ground again! I did think we were in for a quiet swim and good sport. “ Oh! the jolly angler’s life Is the best of any!” —and your companions. . G-tca-N, what are you up to? Don't let the puat swing ro like that, man, I was nearly over, and ag Ee ‘s ee. wel) AB as odneat G-sch-n (struggling with pole’, very well for you to si y there and eritiaes me, Artraur! Wh-o-0-of ! Confound the punt, it’s all over the place, and the stream ’s like a mill-race. B-/f-r. Well, hold on to the pole, Joxrm, or we shall be all adrift. We'd better have kept to our first pitch ; it was quiet there, and we hooked one or two sizeable ones. (Ass fidget, you lose your fish, and then want to change the 7. G-seh-n (aside), That's right, grumble, grumble! Dawdling duffer, he sprawls across the well in one of his infernal wsthetic attitudes, picks the best swim, and girds at us who have to handle the poles. Wonder Su-r?x stands it. Sm-th (aside), Well, it’s a good job I’m back in the punt. G-scu-s may be all very well at a right-away race in a wager- when the money's on, and I’ve seen him do a decent bit of bank- fishing in a pegged-down match ; but he doesn’t shine as a punter, though he fancies himeelf a second Aner Beastey, (Aloud.) Hitch on that chain, Joxrm! © Punt sectlia ee aye B- hair [ Punt oscillates ously, nearly tipping over B-Lr-nz's chas and making hie red wotble . Y “oping . B-if-r. For Heaven's sake, G-eca-x, miad what you're up to! My hook’s foul in a snag, and you've nearly snapped my top-joint. G-sch-n, Well, wind up, then ! Yes, that’s all very fine, Izaax. But it depends upon your pitch | boy? .) Fact is, you're such a/| end t, | fellows, get her fixed ! B-\f-r (muttering, and wrestling with his rod), All very well, man, but 1’ve got to get clear first. Keep her still a minute, do. [G-scu-m * holds on” till he gets red in the face, whilst B-L¥-R Sm-th Choving stremourly). My dut — m-th (shoving strenuously). My daty—to my—pals and punt— must be done—at any cost; but if this is—‘‘ the contemplative man’s recreation,” — give me a hammock at Greenlands! (Puffs and blows. Aloud.) Are you all right, there, G-sca-n ? G-sch-n (petulantly). All right be blowed! What are you up to? 8m-th (mildly). Trying to keep you straight, of course, my dear y G-sch-n, Oh! I like that ! B-|f-r (working away at his winch), Humph! We've stirred up a quiet swim, wasted a lot of ground-bait, lost several fish, and—now where are we ? Sm-th, Look out, G-scu-w! We shall be foul of that awkward snag if we’re not careful! Let’s settle down here. G-ach-n (stabbing —_. with his pole), All very well—but I ean’t find bottom that hold. Shove, Sm-ruH, and keep your up! Sm-th, Jast what I’m ores > do. [ Pushes gallantly. B-Ilf-r. Nice chance for ing ’em after this infernal stir-up! Take me half an hour to get my tackle out of tangle, and then it'll be close on to shutting-up time. One big ’un and two or three little ones not mach to return with. Look at those impudent young rascals chyiking us from the banks! Oh, for heaven’s sake, you Sm-th, Hear the weir roaring, G-ecu-n? We're getting too near ** Danger,” dear boy. That’s right, you’ve got ground there. Now, then hold her up! her up! G-sch-n (a tap-toe, and at an angle). Dash it, how she drags! | was all but over! Come up! There, Sa-ru, shove her up sharp, or | shall be off, or lose the pole ! 8Sm-th ag oy a hardest), All right! Shove it is!! Hold on, G-scu-x,—I’m Ht! Rude Boys ( from the bank). Yah—Boo! Better git out and walk, and let hus pole that punt for yer ? ‘BIIKg “HM ‘XO GIOH» i NAHOSOD «li@aan A...

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PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.—Joxe 6, 1891. 4 . J ht o se yiith ) Ue \\ ~ Y .S o S an AN ALL ADRIFT! W. H. Smurre. “*‘ HOLD ON, GOSCHEN! “Z'’M HERE!!”

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June 6, 1891.) PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARL ——=— CHILD’S CHIT-CHAT. (Possibly written for proposed insertion im certain of Mr, Punch's Feminine Contemporaries.) By 1 Dearest Lewa,—We are now back from Herne Bay, where, staying at Mrs. ——’s* i a oat ene Soares : If ever you visit this deligh' watering-place, mind you look | Mrs. —— up. She is a most charming creature, and the poulet ré au siete the ee en aoe eae —— " consi company you are very reasona’ ow, know you want to learn all about my new ywns. Well, the Pater | Ci insisted that I should send to the —— Gueey, E-——~ for patterns. He says (dear old boy!) that we * patronise British Industry.” T got, amongst other tful notions, the | cleverest idea possible in stripes, and intending to be very economical bought a paper pattern from Street. : i out, all by myself, a most stylish frock, which Isapetie says suits us, it began f me to the ground. But the task exhausted both my intelligence and | about the Darby industry. The rest of the materials I took to Madame ——_of —— | twenty times, in ay f TERE z 3254 os Es i fee Gd red eah afieetHte Hf sietpes, lice heial - ‘ Street, and she is simply making them lovely I think I told you t t Madame —— is suppl most of the dresses that it be jee Jzsstz Jonzs’ (you know the that is sure to be the Row until the end of the Of course, we have been to the Private Views. We miss Grosvenor very much, for the New is scarcely a substitute. Ho I saw several smart people latter place—some ot them of title, my dear. At the found standing one of —— cai aie tone very nice, as they bought om the three years’ system, most convenient. pictares at the Academy struck _ subjects out of at the question, there are other gloomy a is a blessing! Academicians have Chanteess Boceen Be celtch te Jhantrey se deprive the publie of the chance! Stratus or tus Ricut How. Antruun Goirour. However, as the subject is a little (Out of the Academy.) rqul, perhaps it is just as well that it should be buried in the 1 . The usual gaiety last week. Mrs. PanacraPH Pausscurrersy gave a ificent Ball at —— Square. pd fl mee was cov ** PEACE.” evening. fromn——’s Guide to ‘ “ Pick, wash (in plenty of water), and drain 2 Ibs. of crab-shells without bruising them. Pare and core some well shaped apples. When these are well heated, add the spinach. Cut into neat slices a dish of lamb’s fry, and fry ita nice brown in the bacon liquor. Boil all together till the syrup is reduced to half the quantity, then lay the lemon peel on the apples, and pour the syrap over them.”’ It is a Russian dish, and is called Béish. You must tell me what you think of it, Ever your most loving friend, Srxzze. * Names and addresses of tradespeople, &c., editorially suppressed until arrangements have been completed in the Advertisement Department. | i ok HL f brit i [ : i p H z 3 etfs ceHif; SEEeEkebes ts EEE iss ged, she ax it to setting out in the rain along of me. It may have bin thorts of her new Bonnet, Such agane is human Natur! Luckily, jest after she left me, wheels sunk down in Ht =e tt 5 : [ fee °F aE ze : : g lit reais

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274 PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARL [Jone 6, 1891, — RS Se DREAM OF THE BAR OF THE HOUSE OF COMMONS. (Uf Delegates from everywhere are allowed to appear there, and air their grievances.) THE SERGEANT-AT-ARMS’

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Jone 6, 1891.) PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. THE COLISEUM—AT CHICAGO! (Imitated—at a respectful distance—from E. A. Pox.) (“It is stated that a Syndicate of American Capitalists has been formed with the tied A pening the remains of the Coliseum at Reme, and transporting them to Chicago.”’] “ Bartered to make a Yankee Holiday.” I Tyre of wolf-nurtured Rome! Rich reliquary Of splendour (and of hter) left to Time, By centuries of ante- Yankee pomp ! At length—at length—after so many days, Of ruined majesty, and e (Pride which Chicago will transmute to dollars), There is a chance for you, a right smart chance, Of turning to some profitable end Thy size, thine age, thy grandeur, gloom, and glory ! II. Vastness! and Age! and Memories of Eld! Silence! and Desolation! and dim Night! Where are ye now? Pox said he felt your strength, But Por was but a poet. Better far Be turned to “‘ bizness” in a dime Museum, Or trotted out, for cents. at the World’s Fair Than rot away beneath Rome’s ruddy stars! Ill, Here a smart Syndicate shall set you up, _ Here, where we slaughter swine as Rome did slaves, (A sanguine carnival of sausage-meat), Here, where Chicago belles their braided hair Pile in Sree nd eee tet ei Here, where in gilded cars the pork-kings lo Driven Mammon-like unto their marble Lit by the wan light of the electric arc, Swift-wheeled and silent-tyred o’er wood or stone. IV. You'll pay! These walle—these ivy-clad arcades— These mouldering plinths — these sad and blackencd thafte— tek tceubetaiaiiaiten UNCONSCIOUS CONFESSION re W @ carriage o’er ‘oam, . And the tall price that Italy will ask,— : ioe If she should tell you to Porkopolis! Old Bachelor (who caters for himself), ‘Mua. Surrn, I Dipy’r caRE FOR THAT . Lic oP aig ovens wanes. Ir HAD A QUEER eee 2 ; 7 4 ; x ” etait ties . ‘ ‘wo fear!” Landlady H, Srm, 17 was A BEAvuTY! AND 50 DELICIOVSLY TENDER Italy is hard up, her bare Exchequer Fesebodes ee Fs ——— ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT. e many-do ndicates rule EXTRACTED FROM THE DIARY OF TOBY, M.P. Wena densth coer auitiemwieles” House of Commons, Monday Night, May 25.—Members coming back in We are omnipotent. Shall id stones slightly increased numbers. noourt returned from his wandering to and Contend for er with us f—shall antique fame, fro. AxrrsDoveras back after his influenza experience ; a Or mere word-wizardry of old renown, to “ tell” in a division, is weloomed by a cheer that rises as y Match the gold-magic that encircles us, sition Benches as from Ministerial ** Rings,” ** Corners,” “ Syndicates”? Ridiculous! , ; Not all the mysteries that hang upon a in his place again, Od Edex Rerum like a wizard’s pment, , mated cayenne pean o —_ May match that Master-Mage—the Almighty Dollar! ! he we But though various ome Ae i ig 5 FErE 7 Le Begs OUR PARTICULAR TIP COMES OFF RIGHT! You may remember that last week, just before the Derby, I furnished ae ere So that there might be no doubt t it, I named absolute First, f , Said @ 255), “* We may take it that the winner will be f out of the Common.” But this was not enough. That all should secure One, Two, and Three, I wrote, “ Well ht Frascors PREMizR r : Ee Hil have observed (as I do), ‘ Bravo, Gouverneur !/’” implying that the F horse was certain of a place. But I went further still; I gave the Third. I carefully introduced in my short article the name of every probable starter save Martenhurst, who tly became “ the Field.” And what did I say of the Field? Why, “‘ This year’s Derby will be won cone F toe. It either to the Favourite or the Field.” Surely this was enough to point out No, 3? eon See teful may be sent to 85, Fleet to Tus Opp Maw Ovr. Sam Wetter ow “Tue Metosrre Discrosvnes.”— what “ This here’s the bold Turpin.” Back View of « Ruthless Tyrant. Coparw, The answer BS fF sf A sbeSe ct Hatt rete z i beri E 5 Hf : d i 3

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276 PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARL House,” cid Jeamn, nervously rubbing his hands, “‘ must await the return of my Re ght Hon. friend, which we expect will be celebrated | be on Wednesday. * Well,” onid Hanrcovrt, in one of his stage asides, “ this is a revelation indeed. Always thought Oxp enaues was an easy- cing gentleman, deferential in manner, unaseerti in action f: seems he's a regular tyrant, a sort of una >proachable Padishah. In his bosom are locked all the secrets of all the purposes of the Ministry. He takes noone into his confidence, but broods over the destinies of the Empire in the =f solitude of the watch-tower at Walmer. When he away short holiday, public business entirely dislocated. Noone can say or do as except hoarsely whisper his name, Joxra lives in a state of terror, and even the martial spirit of Greoxcz Hamitronm cowers in recollecting his erence. — iy - how prone humanity is to error. We and the ablie 7 created for ourselves an OLD ~ Bi 2 genial, mi - modest, unobtrusive personalty, always wd oblige, desirous of meeting the views of Members bers in all parts of the House, anxious only to do his duty to his Qurew atc. Country. Whereas it is clear he isa martinet of the severes severest type, a ruthless tyrant, a man who eS 6 ee ae See oe his followers in a condition of abject personal terror. Business done.—Vote on Account taken. Incidentally, Op Mora.iry’s character brought out in its true light. Tuesday.—Amocrnata to Amurnatn succeeds. We had a Lord Excno, and, thank Heaven! we have one still—not exactly the same, but curiously reminiscent in voice and gesture. This suc- cession of son to sire is one of the arrangements of the British tution, one most pro- mising for its maintenance and . If the House of Lords, peremptorily and selfishly, appro- pristed our Excnos and our Ga- THORNE Haspys, turning them into Earl of W emyes, and Viscount CrayrsRoox, leaving us no substi- tute or com 1 that long- threatened institution would be finally doomed. Bat, by bene- ficent arrangement, when Eicuo and Gatnouye Harpy fared forth, the one to become Ear! of Wrmrss, and the other Lord Crawsroox, behold ! there step into their places other, and younger men, bearing the old name. Thus is the wind tempered to the shorn lamb. The system works | u a -}- two ways. Like q 7 0! » it is not strained. It b blesseth hi him that ives, and him that takes. The ouse of Lords is strengthened by the new recruits, and we still have our Excuo to make jokes, and our Harpy to preach sermons. Listening to Eccuo, jauntily proving on) adjournment over Derby Day, I say all this to the Sacer ies, “Fudge!” Remark uential; not at all sure that it is Parliamentary. ud get Bill ; Hancovrt discourses at large on After the Adjournment. of Quexew Anne's Gars, who shortl doves not seem Long debate on of the Chancellor of the Exchequer.” Business done.— House agrees to make holiday on the Derby Day. Thursday.—OLn Morattry back to-night; everyone glad to see him; with trumpets also and shawms would we have him, but SPRaKEB r proposed demonstration out of o so only cheered. With exception of slight Italian accent (particularly noticeable in his pronunciation of the word ** Newfoundland ") he’s just the same. Before sitting far advanced, wished he had li a another eae four —_ on the waters of the tideless sea. wfound ishery Question on; the delegates to be heard at rm on eager as school- “fs crowded the Benches, in expectation of Ff oy -Moratrrr, fresh from Cabinet Council, knew that would proffered by isappointed. PA se meg > had — i wfoundland Legislatare _- K.C.M.G., would not appear at the Bar It is Old Moratrrr’ 8 little way to put on , in . | startling deve’ affairs, as if what was happening was exactly what been expected. To-night, at end of questions, he quite casually mentions settlement arrived at, and that without debate Second ot Newfound. forward , announce ing to cold, Mr. Sirus Seen weet on b leben +" - Gages seaee oo back ; nereatog carreras 4 ES "not “the on G) HY, to be put off in that that way, was mistaken ; hous, at end of wich Ove tk OLD = — he would ne’er consent to adjournment of te, consented. Just now, Axens-Dovetas moved Writ for New Election in the Cit for the moment Gone Over to the Majority. a and Members turned from | en mn ree to think kindly of genial, hearty, honest “‘ Yan! Yau!” Business done.—Newfo Friday.—Joxmm had another tumble. Came down with light heart at Morning Sitting, proposing to ran Bud Bill through Committee. Henry Fowier, certainly not an o objected, on constitutional —_ aay? agate or Excurqvrr was asking House to propose taxation for purposes not yet defiaed, “Give us your Education Bill first,” said Fow er, ‘* and then we'll - Budget that provides ways and means. No Education Bill, meas irresistible. Joxm« meekly withdrew, and House took business. paver to Se ority. Fisheries B ill chobsed: ’ ive party, G day Lt nd ey Pine « y Right ay —-s toes het Pane im oy moet for Sarx, “‘richl Whine ii my tit ary yp ay | ta equally effective wor on friction, than does the Right Hon. Arstas Axenrs-Doveras.” A. A. Dovexas is of course a mistake; his real initials are Al Dovetas. Business done.—In Committee of Supply. Joxim's finance. Joxr sits listening with amused air. Life is on the whole to him aseriousthing. Butt is one episode that suffuses it OUR BOOKING-OFFICE. with a gleam of humoar ; that is to hear Hancovar talki My Dear Banon,—Let me recommend to your favourable notice, One of the very few things,” Joxru says, “of which he knows ab-|and to that of your readers, ‘* Stories told at ight,” by Mrs. solutely nothing.” Now J. A. Picrom, on the contrary, thinks a good |Cuawpuxe Movttow, the American poetess, who has demonstrated deal ot pron” 8 aptitude for finance, and when Jox:m had girded | how deftly she can touch the lyre, and shows what a clever story- at him for the space of half an hour, the Squizz or Mitwoop had | teller she can be. bgt pS quent wpeenedenle might imagine, the satisfaction of hearing J cLrus ’ANNIBAL Pictow as describe | but tales for children, told with so much and feeling that they his criticism as ‘* a most formidable attack on the financial scheme | will also secure a audience amon Ufropote large , and so we ybieally described, that he makes us congrt- tite sp practical illastrations of the discipline of cat might have e forefathers. How are ve getting along with Groner MEREDITH's One of Our Conquerors ? You advertise for it. Banow DE Boon-Woums. | an hour’s amusement. cH NvUTICE.. 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