Punch 1889-01-19: Vol 96 Iss 2480

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», SATURDAY. PUBLISHED EVERY “ Turn over the pages at random, and you are sure to come | Mr. PUNCH'’s on something laughable that you have not seenand are ome for ; or that you have forgotten and are glad to be reminded of. | 8 ‘M_P.’s in Session’ is worth all the money to anybody ; but to those who are familiar with the figures of the people's repre- sentatives, it 1s simply a fountain of glee.” — Pall Mall Gazetto. An Edition in a very handsome eloth binding is published this day, price Six Shillings. VOLUME THE NINETY-SIXTH. —_—e— JANUARY 19, RS ths a paps A (h ft Wy : iyi i) eh CO yy ul ii" *J "8 hl iH By "HARRY FURNISS. PUNCH OFFICE, 85, FLEET STREET,” AND BOLD BY ALL BOOKSELLERS. are a Be 1889 a PUN SY OL Yi x 9, Det PC VOLS aie te ap OFS fi u BI CHOCOLAT MENIER BRE FOR AKFAST. “SON3d 3S3YHL 390IUd

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a. ee Ce Se Cn PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARIL—Janvarr 19, 1889. “OUR NEIGHBOURS.” PARTRIDGE & COOPER, THE” STATION&ES, 192, FLEET STREET. THe MATRIMONIAL HERAL” AND wd MARRIAGE GAZETTE « ine CT ee) bye gt te (ae . na - =a ala ° ® the We “ Pr i. in (4 om better, e, senae Conde at TO STOUT PEOPLE, Det ve “ee ony fy urerlis etm te to he «lereee ae Se t Die treat moms fe “the tue © seems cade Ae ane Le. — ne he preset oop wor Lower et ee TF ah D TON Fe THE eve " Keek ie. peges) wi secipe 6 notes he @ to plesesntly © 4 rapidiy cure Centre ia ood reduction ™ Bret week is 3 its.), post fre . ¢. RvosEtE, Wobvura House, _& ore Street, Bedford Square, Londen, WC. LEANNESS or FATNESS. The weectigntions of oe erma 7 Phy LIEBIG COMPANY'S EXTRAOT MEAT Signature in Blue en each Label. BEST BLACK INK KNOWN. BRAPER'S INK (DICHROIC). Of all Stationers. LONDON DEPOT; HAYDEN & GO, 10, Warwick Square, E.O. Manufacturers, BEWLEY & D2APZR, Ltd., Dublin. HOPING cov COUGH. —ROCHE’ 8 be orieOraled Giectus: cure *ihhouL Mlereel Medics. Sole Wholesale Agent, W. Bowasape & Bon, 157. PN aa Vietora Street lormerly of @, Fa saw yard Sold by Must Unemits. Feisoas.por Senna ASSURANCE COMPAN) Head Orrices LONDON = ABERDEEN + 342/000 FRY’S PURE CONCENTRATED SOLUBLE COCOA \“T consider it a very rich, delicious Cocos.”"—W. H. RB. STANLEY, M.D. ~~ it Ren cect of the Harem emoking Ware Geld Motals—P ee BRUSSELS, LONDOY, bo. = Preparations of aie Reverend Pathers of Soulac (Gir Evisee Dewrwaice, %., ds. 64, and iv; foorm Poewors, le 64., d« and as. -} Teors Paste, le. 6d. and 2%. From al Perfumers or Chemists Whoesale only: 51, Frith Street, London. W. M. & R. PEACOCK’S ‘ROYAL CHARTER’ TOBACCO. A Choice Quality, to be had in — Only, of Tobacconists, &c., or from the Manufact ry, CLARK, BUN NETT &CO., Lim., RATHBONE PLACE, W. Dr Ridge's Food, 542, KINCSLAND ROAD, LONDON. | LUGGAGE, PASSENGER, &c. | LIFTS! Por HOTELS, MANSIONS, &c. | DINNER and INVALID LIFTS. MAPPIN & WEBB'S TIME triesall THINGS COCKS’ READI NG > por a SAU. First intrcduced oo ae 1789. = oP | Tor 100 La it has been the BEST FISH SAUCE. oie The Cousin wo Postegee’ by Trade Mark, viz. pe Come Bigna- i ture,on « yatied Par enperiet 50 to - ii Foren } ais | | HIGHEST AWARDS at ALL INTERBATIONAL £XUIBITIONS. THE CELEBRATED WOLFF VIOLINS. Test modern-made Violin finshed, Highly Prof, W the Eu opeas Co ya of a be Be eo oF Agents W. KONIGSBERG & CO., | & 2, CHISWELL STREET, LONDON, E.C. Gencize Old Italian Violins, from £10 and upwards. MILWARDS’ NEEDLES. CALYX [4 ciccre TE EYED PATENT Observe Sample the name Packets Calyx- ° on ona whe . epplica- none other. =e WASHFORD MILLS, REDDITCH. MAPPIN & WEBB'S HOLLOW GROUND Post Free frum 158, Oxford Street, W., SHEFFIELD s:.es:s~,2- Londen, or from the ~ sane wt ae Ee wai RAZORS, Black Handle .... Ivory Handle CALLARD ' & BOWSER’S CELEBRATED BUTTER-SCOTCH, “REALLY WHOLESOME CONFECTIONERY,” Lancet. OXFORD.-MITRE HOTEL ONE OF THE MOST EBOCONOMICAL FIRST-CLASS HOTELS IN THE KINGDOX, WHITAKER & GROSSMITH's “WHITE CLOVER.” TRE FAVOURITE SCENT OF THE SEacoy. 2a, 6d. of Chemists, Perfumers, and Stores. or direct, @, SMK STREET, CITY, LONDON TO INVENTORS. If yen! have an idea for an invention, PATENT « for a trifiing .ost. Porticulars anu pamphiet fiee RAYNER & CASSELL, Patent ts, 4, SOUTHAMPTON BUILDINGS, LONDON WORTH et CIE, : UNDER ROYAL | P PATRONAGE. CORSETIBRES. 134, NEW BOND STREET, W. | TREES) 74 Acres. FRUIT "2 = ROSES.2, Packing and Carriago Free for Cash with te. | ORNAMENTAL TREES, 91 Acres. 4 ACRES of GLASS. CLEMATIS (80, 000), 12s., 18s., and 24s. per do ROSES (in Pots), from 15s. per doz. SEEDS & } Vegetable, Flower, BULBS and Farm. DESCRIPTIVE LISTS FREE. RICHARD SMITH & a, [Goddard's J Plate Powder) NON - MERCURIAL. The sng BA FIST | AKTICLE tor CLEANING SIL — | aw } PLATE, &c. FIVE GOLD MED. Bold every where.in Boxes, ls. , 2s. 64., amd 42.4. GOLD MEDAL CHERRY BRANDY

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Jawuany 19, 1889.] PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARL “WHEN THE CAT’S’ AWAY!” A PROSPECT OF PEACE! é ROFEST WROOR: RD At a meeting of the forces under the command Ss o\. Sqr of General Booru, lately held in St. James’s Hall, Wannras Dr. Currrorp, President of the Baptist Assovia- Ss “© | tion, desired to “express his sympathy with the . Ss ~ |mew departure which the Salvation Army had LLHILL BURGLARY . PWADER | taken.” The majority of respectable would certainly share in that sympathy if new de- | i a pee parture of the Salvation Army were a departure m OUTRACE altogether, singing } : ~~ “ Never come back no more, boys ; iss | LSE Cn\ IK \ SS *! Scene wont Never come back no more. ‘\ \ We’ i \\ wi \ \\ i) SHUT By: Away wo will stay, NW: 'BRMR ELAR And never come back no more |” \ 3 4 Oh, that would be, indeed joyful, my dear |) ee and our Sundays in London and elsewhere e — hk ‘—. | would be tranquil, undisturbed by the belaboured VAP on lie drum, tinkli ing cymbals—an objectionable form 4 NEW | St | of “religious symbolism” —and the noisy brass of Ge- a. ’ . | neral Boots and all the Salvationist lads and lasses. Mya 7 Anon 1 | Z Dy BUR i } “Poor Ricuanp!”—Mr. Ricnarp Mansrieip Yj hence |’ |who has been Dr. Jekyll, and Mr. Hyde, and WY), S\io;" {’ » Prince Karl, is now, by Sir Monet Mackenzre’s Wy, a | ing to give the public and himself a rest. Both Mr. Mansrretp and the Public should be grateful to the eminent Doctor, and we trust that soon ‘‘Riowarp” will be ‘himself again ”’—not Jekyll, or Hyde, or Karl, when, as he announces, he will essay the light and airy of Richard the Third. Ricwarp playing Richard. Why doesn’t he double-gloster the part with that of Richmond? Hyde and Jekyll would be nothing to this tour de force. ‘* Perhaps I have it in my 7) ood ” Mr. Punch (log.). ‘‘ Now, my Fixe Feiiows, rais 18 HOW I SHOULD LIKE TO SEE eye,” says Dick, ** Dizi / YOU, ARMED, HUNTING IN THREES ; YOU'LL BE EVEN WITH THE RASCALS, AND THEN r A TASTE OF THIS WILL FINISH THE SCARE AS IT DID GARROTTING,” Ecno’s Awswer.—‘‘ Does anybody ask what the a ‘ Republic has done for France?” inquires the St. Tue Burglar beraies on, and critics solemn | First catch your burglar—Mowno’s busi-| James's Gazette. Well, according to some, the Expatiate on his doings by the column ; ness that— dog the cat—| answer would be a simple one— Echo's answer Meanwhile the brute gives sleeping law| And, when you’ve caught give the | infact ; viz., ‘‘ The Republic has done for France a the slip. That’s Mr. Punch’s tip! —completely. THE TURBOT’S DIARY. OUR BOOKING-OFFICE. Off the North British Coast.—Well this is jolly. Here weare,| Tas Toilers of Babylon. This, as an unsensational novel, is hundreds of us, floun away in shoals. Worth, I should think, among the tf pry the best of Mr. Fanrszon’s books up to about a penny a dozen. Talk about there being ‘as many good now. The characters are origi lot well-constructed and fish in the sea as ever came out of it”! Nonsense. The pocrert | worked out, and there are no of dialogue that the accom- ought to be altered. There are a good | more. Halloa! | plished novel-reader knows at a itee cen bee ipped without losi though,—what’s this? Blest if it isn’t a net, what’s more I’m a single essential point. No — need take this in hand. tt init. By Jove, it’sacase, I’m caught. | is interesting, and sufficiently absorbing without being unhealthily _ On a Local Wheelbarrow.—Two or three score of us fi back | exciting. dialogue is throughout easy, but never commonplace ; into the sea again, just to keep up the price. A downright eI the humour is unforced, and the pathos natural. The influence o call it. However, they want two shillings for me here, and as no| Dickens, the master, may be always seen in the work of one of his one will give it (and quite right too), I’m packed off to London. | most apt disciples, and it is most happily evident when Mr. Farsxon At Billingsgate.—Find I’ve got hopelessly into the ‘‘ Ring.” No | does not labour, as he has done in the lighter chapters of some of chance of being sold at my real price, which, including railway his other novels, to be Dickensianly fanny, but is spontaneously and charges, would even now be only oleh twopence a pound, but I’ve | quietly humorous. I strongly recommend it. 7?) ; been consigned to a leading West-end fishmonger by an enterprising | _ My faithful Co. has been spending a part of his vacation in reading middleman, and goodness only knows what price they won’t stick on | Zhe Fairy History of England, a companion volume to the Fairy me now. Wish f could open my mouth! Wouldn’t I let em know Geography, published some time ago. He reports that he has been what they really ought to pay for me, greatly entertained by the light touch of the author, and has, with On a Fishmonger’s Slab in a Leading West-End Thoroughfare.— | latter's aid, quite “* rubbed up his oe 5 oe He says tha Here I am displayed along with some lobsters for which they are | *fter reading this unconventional account of darker ¢ asking five shillings apiece—and which, I’ll be bound didn’t cost | Bkrramw1a’s biography, he has felt himself in a position to hold his sevenpence! As L e price they’ve put on me, it’s monstrous. | 0W® in the company o his children, even when | begin discussi cut up, I’m to go for one and six @ pound, yet if the invasion of Jurius Casan and the Battle of Hastings. they were to get rid of me at twopence- stil] | events are recorded in a style that does not lack either humour or make a good profit. As to those red mulle two shilli 4 | instructiveness. So far, the Fairy History extends only to the sixpence apiece, and those oysters at four shilli dozen. 1 wonder | PLANTAGENETS, but he lives in hopes of seeing several other volumes they ’’re not ashamed to be seen in the ; but I suppose, poor | im the near future. Bazon pe Book Woume & Co. bengars, like me, they.can’t help tt Oh! if I could only = On a Table in Mayfair,— at lest! Di ee, on a Stars awd Spawores.—Yankee Hamlet and Company protest fashionable dinn tH of sichie 4 yy = af satis. | 2Stinst the invasion of foreign Vv their faction. But, what a swindle! Overheard the Cook say that the Fishmonger had priced me at one pound five! and my real price ought to have been one and Downright robbery ; that’s Prorecrion Waxtep ov StarrorpsHize.—German measles have what it is! Why don’t the er c take it up? But, there—I’m | come over, and are doing double the work that Englieh measles can Y & poor fish, and with the will in the world—I can’t help it! undertake in less time and at half the price. VOL. XCVI. D

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PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARLI. [Jaxvary 19, 1889. LITTLE ROSEBERY’S SONG. ( With acknowledgments to the Author of “ Little Buttercup.”) “It requires a great deal of energy to sweep anything.”— Lord Rosebery’s Speech on County Councils, OIRO TE Z LONDON COUNTY-COUNCIL | ae — ee Ta Hw — Pena an » 7 WY WY S&S AY xX MY SS SV \ SS ———— He cad a vn A \& \\ \ \A & \n \\ \\\\\\ \ WAAAY \\ \\\Y \\\\\\\\\ \\' Little R, “ Pugase svrarne A Votre ror Your Hnonest Crry Crossinc Sweerzr !” Enter Little Rosesenry, with big broom in his hand. RECITATIVE. Hatt, County Councillors, 5 ~ of the nation, Who'll help reform, and put down peculation ! Whate’er your Party, you can well afford To welcome Little Rosrsery at your Board. ARIA. For I’m called Little RoseseEry—smart Little RoskBery. Some sneering Tories ask, ‘‘ Why But still I’m called Rosesery— cute Little Rosesery, Sleek Little Rosenery, I! Whate’er your opinions, in your new dominions _ L hope you will deign to find room, : (Since streets in your keeping will need so much sweeping) For me and my useful new broom. My case is most critical ; if on political Grounds I your suffrages sought, I fear at a handy date, I, as a candidate, Likely to naught should be brought. But who’d ask his barber, ‘‘ My friend, do you harbour trimonial desize ?” Or not, Then wh arty require ? ni **T claim clear or are not my tonsor.” y; Friends, my P Orn err,

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Janvary 19, 1889.] Me—“ unemployed”? Oh, no! I labour bono : Er— onatl*peiiaan And if you elect me, the task you expect me o try I shall tackle with pleasure. I am nota , nor faddy, nor quacky, 1’ll work for our big busy hive. You see, Gents, my case is upon a b For London, not Party, I'll strive. A well-meaning “‘ toff” is as worthy of office As any soul not a nob. Public spirit 1’d And kindle, against knaves who swindle, rascals who rob and who job. I may mention, will work for prevention irt pi that’s better than cure. Sans Party or passion, I ’ll work in a fashion True Sweeping Reform to ensure. Then vote for your Rosesery—good Little Rosrnery, have explained to you why ; So yote for your Rosrsgry—smart Little Rosrzery ; Come Little Roseserry try! Mr. Punch, Aye, Little Rosesgry—and well called— for you’re the roundest, the rosiest, and the raciest can- | didate in all the on Little Rosebery. Round, am I? and rosy—and racy ? May be, for I have temper and humour! But hark ye, my merry friend—hast ever thought that beneath a gay and genial exterior there may lurk a force that is slowly but surely working its way to the very front ? Mr. Punch. Rather, my Little Rosrseny. Here’s success to your candidature; more power to your energetic elbow, and free play to your New Broom ! [ Gives him a vote, and exit. My broom ye Of d Supply and Demand. Tue unbounded resources of our Colonies receive fresh and novel testimony in an incident which Revrer tele- graphs from Sydney. It appears that the Hon. J. H. Want moved what was practically a Vote of Censure on the Government, which was carried on a division. “The Ministry,” ~ J Reuter, ‘‘ consequently tendered their resignation to Governor, who has sent for Mr. Want.” The Want was immediately supplied. 1} om. ia | | af # Wy — “ ae JONES FINDS HE CAN THROW MORE PASSION INTO THE LETTERS HE SENDS HIS BELOVED BY USING THE TYPE-WRITER, SOME CANDID CANDIDATES. | To the Municipal Electors of the Sewer Hamlets. Ow presenting myself to the notice of this enlightened municipal | constituency as a Candidate for the London County Council, I may perhaps be asked in what way I am specially qualified to serve the interests of the ratepayers. question, however, shows a lack of appreciation of the true beatings of the matter. I can assure the electors that while incidentally I shall be happy to do what I can to benefit them, the interests which I intend principally to serve are my own. Asa late Member of the Guzzlington Vestry, and a repre- —- ae pene a ha pat a ey be I have pee, ~ A anc ink successfully, studi e art of providing snug li contracts for my personal ‘fri , in dition to ing a fair share myself. Whenever there has been presented to me a choice between doing my duty or doing the ratepayer, I have unhesitatingly selected the latter alternative. ‘‘ Self-help” is my motto, and ingly, I have hel myself, whenever it been practicable, to any iittle pickings that pwd going. I shall attempt to follow exactly the same course if to the Metropolitan County Council, and fon only hope that oe ges sense of the constituencies will result in returning to that body as many members as ible who can claim to be, like myself, both in name and in spirit—especially the latter —complete and unmitigated Vestrymen. A. JopBrr. Iy response to an influentially si request, made by the farmers of the district—most of en ppen to be my own feneate — neighbo' clergy and gentry, I have consented to come orward asa te for the Council of this part of the County. I see = reason why these ee nly Hy should have been invented put, as they have bee I thi the proper sort of men should | be elected as members, I entertain very strong opinions as to the necessity which exists of importing more hares and foxes into the | country, and prohibiting farmers from using wire fencings. I a am of opinion that the ming country mansions is absurdly high, em the prices one to pay nowadays for good hunters ; and I would vote for all such ex , a8 well as those of county To the Free and Independent Voters for the N. W. Slumshire County Cowncil. basi education, asylums, paving, lighting, and highways, coming out of the pockets of the ratepayers of the nearest borough. Remissions of rent to rs I theoretically approve of, when possible; but I think that ‘‘ grants in aid’ should be employed to compensate landlords for any loss of revenue they experience on this score. I may add that I shall be much surprised if anybody has the assurance to offer himself as a rival Candidate to myself. OWBRAY DE Boors Provuproor, To the Same, I ovven myself for the County Council of this Division of the County because I am a Dissenter, and because religion has nothing whatever to do with the contest. I rely for getting in on the dis- content of the labourers with things in general, and on the fact that there is a very large Anabaptist community in the various villages of the shire, who may be yy | counted upon to vote for any- body who will promise to have a slap at the Squires and Parsons whenever practicable. Of the details of County management I am absurdly ignorant ; but I would pledge myself, if elected, to impose such a rate on country houses as would cause most of them to be at once shut up; and I am perfectly indifferent to whether or not such a state of things would mean loss of employment to hundreds of families in the counties, with corresponding increase of business to shop and hotel-keepers in London, Nice, Cannes, and elsewhere. Exsenezen Morronen. To the Electors of South Clamberwell, I orrer myself for the Metropolitan Council on a frank is. I am an out-and-out Democratic-Conservative- Unionist. I am aware that all enlightened citizens deprecate the intrusion of politics into these elections, and that if political con- siderations are allowed to be paramount, job will flourish, and the ratepayers’ interests will go to the wall. The tye party, however, are of opinion that it will look well if it can be said that a majority of the new Councillors belong to their own poli per- suasion they also believe that a distribution of future contracts iness men of the same party will tend to an increase of litical lso | public virtue, and of Electors devoted to its views. As I happen to ha’ local “*infi ” consisting of three breweries what is uence, and a hundred public-houses in the district, the aforesaid Caucus has requested me to stand for the position which I unblushingly solicit at your hands, Goy Partriman (Exz-Col, 27th Free Lancers).

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WHAT MR. PUNCH’S MOON SAW. IwTRODUCTION. Tas title may need some explanation. It is not intended to imply that Mr. Punch has a private luminary all to himself. Great and truly distinguished as he is, he would seorn such osten- tation, and is modestly content with precisely the same quality of moonshine as that, certain mh red counts, Barons, and the Nobili and Gentry ’’—to say nothing of h in general. Never- conceives that the - =~ \peemaeel : 8. him lately decisive conclusions from either circumstance), it struck would him to secure the that a little tact and enterprise ena Moon as a contributor to his world-famous periodical. indeed, that this has not been already accomp) ~prieed Monthiies. one or more of the hi ee 2 and perhaps sell appearance on cover sell a it has been left to Mr. Punch to secure her last New Year's Eve, through the agency of a powerful glass, and after negotiations which it would be tedious to detail. It is enough to say behaved, at first, with characteristic modesty, pas unacguaintance with the art of literary composition—as if that were any valid objection !—and finally retreating behind a cloud with an apparent desire of evading further persecution. But Mr. Punch persevered, urging that all persons of light and leading were now engaged in furni the world with anecdotical — and that from so exalted a source the smallest contributions would be thankfully received by him and by the Public. : Flattery overcame a resolution which was perhaps at no time intended to be final, and presently the Moon came coyly out again with a question respecting terms, which was satisfactorily answered. And, in the end, she graciously consented to ish these pages with the fruits of her uneq qpoetienties for observing con- any of her pictures it has been temporary manners and customs. necessary to reluctantly suppress, for the Moon witnessed much in and incon- that could not be divulged in print without causing ag = 3 cy 0 highly respected — , and saponins r. Punch himself to eoeeeeings of a harassing and expen- sive nature. Such of her revelations as follow will be found of an absolutely innocuous ¢ , and might even be considered trivial and unimportant, did not the fact of their distinguished authorship impart a value and interest which, to be frank, would otherwise hardly be conceded to them. FIRST EVENING. ** Last night,” these were the Moon’s own words, “last night I looked down through a rent in the canvas of a travelling menagerie. It a closed. Rae a in the ese a orsve = a. = tremely respectable old stork was warming his wings thoug ° while a racoon fastened by a choin to tho eouiee bole Oe creeping up behind to nip one of his thin red legs. The t ele- phant at the end was swaying his unwieldy body from side to side behind his bar in an imbecile manner. Now and then a bird uttered a drowsy croak, or a jackai howled, as my rays stole through his bars; a sleepy snurring sound came from the cage where the lions were ; otherwise everything was still, for the attendants were all in another tent, fast asleep. Suddenly a@ caravan near entrance, came the sound of an angry female voice—it was the wife of the lion-tamer, abusing her husband as usual. Presently the door of the caravan o and I saw a neat little room, with muslin curtains and brass and pictures on the walls, as the light from the lamp streamed out into the dark tent, awaking the animals. Sn Se Sr nee ee coun So Sapa 5 eet ene ances, after came his wife, a t red-faced yirago, brandishing the little brass shovel from the fender. Round and round she that th to quote i ‘su the | Garri’s sub-jecks. Mr. SHINE was e dusk; growling beasts, breathing hard thought so,” said the Moon, “‘ but safe ! woman stood there on the trampled turf—baffled. She looked at her husband for a moment, with an e ion of concentrated ae fps bln she said between her teeth, * Come out, coward !’ one of those tiresome clouds before my face, and so I never knew whether he found the courage to come out or not.” PLAY-TIME. Tux Silver Falls and the gold tumbles in at the Adelphi. Mesars, Perrirr and Srus have written a first-rate First Act to The Silver Falls. After this they seem to have become startled by their own originality, and to have said to one another, ‘* Take cats, Sis | ,- a The Silver Falls. The Guilt Falls. eas heae nena ot dinous speeches, of which he seemed at one time so enamoured, as if ambitious of rivalling Wrtson Barnerr in long-windedness. Mr. Txxniss is better than I’veseen him forsometimeas Erie Normanhurst, and if he would only modulate his tones y, the perform- ance would be perfect of its kind. Heroes : are terrible chaps for shouting, just as heroines are, as a rule, for screaming. Miss eg vege , an ex - : - is as good fairy, an ss Orca NETHER- po is Siabolically delightful as the bad fairy, 3 = +e of ti A age as tra loin, “* e kind permission of Mr. Jonn Hane,” Tho knew what he was about when e en Miss ALLGoNE UPPERLEATHERS —I humbly beg her pardon, but I can’t help it if she will be a “ Nernersore”— Sr Nanay ee tet Gas oe oe ot be e does ft, ~ i bm . Let her be- great, by comparison, Secead Manse. Gosp end ugele, two stage villains that ere now have off more than one promising and ‘orming heroine. Miss Ciara Jec pl cnr lively, and A Norah’ble Tale. pathetic, is invaluable. I warrant she could be an “ I wane, a6 come out n) perches oe eee 2 Oars ae noti prove herself to be among the most useful o essrs. Fetter as the sailor in The Union , Jack Sli » authors, w rs ee. SHINE ; Jack than he is as the nondescript general store- but this is less his that Mtiw't be play in something of Mr. G mil. idn’t in som g of Mr. Grunpy’s, a - lionnaire, f whose -up there wasn’t a trace of the moon-faced yo SHINE as we now see him at the Adeiphi, for he had com- y taken the shine out of himself. , , Mr. Canrwarient’s dolorous, self-restrained, love-lorn, lunatic

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Jawvary 19, 1889.) PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.

villain good as it though how good that is, Messrs. | Manes | ta wie I don’t understand the Does Mr. th author? Was he always like this ? or was he . Rorce Fick. Rednayras to tecquenstvel and care- fully played. It be difficult to strike out an ; new for such a thorough s- Mii London-Journal type as this gentleman with Se ee ee ee Oe nearly being caught red-main’d or in his nefarious work. But the cast is chiefly for the wonder-

sacle now, bedad, I'm a. benevolent old uncle. Bless yez,me guoe b ehildher.” with lence, and a manner with him—bedad—that makes the “A ete lin brogue, counten- eaming benevo- 4 sd exclaim, ‘ os what a Father Tom he’d make if revive Colleen Bawn!” hic Gillccs Bownwes bern to bo deowand and revived, and are few better dramas of our time than the Colleen Bawn Arrah-na- Pogue. I shouldn’t say so if I saw them now; at all events for the t I’m satisfied with The Stlver Falls. scenery, by Messrs. Bruce Surrn and WaLrer JOHNSTONE is most effective. I dropped into Covent Garden. Capital Circus; crowds of home- for-the-holiday boys enjoying ever bit of it. Bear and Mastiff hold a levée during the entr’acte. ) ery taking entertainment is that of ‘* The Complent Hencer” at Covent aa Y ACK-IN-A-Box. P.S.—See Le Voyage de M. Perrichon at the 5 Revel. peniows DALBERT, LAGRANGE, Doinay capi’ Janz May, /a petite, with part to match her size, but not big enough for her talents, charming. Roars of laughter.

- A New Lode-Star. ‘* Westwarp the Star of Empire takes its way :’ So—it is some time since—a bard could say. Deis ~ & ny 4 a West, its wealth, wit, worth, ro to the Nortu !

OUR ADVERTISERS. Has .—An exceptional chance is offered to an enthusiast of some organising apr gs! of enjoying a brisk ride to hounds 2 a country where there is at present no meet within fifty miles by ae ae with the Advertiser, who is anxious to dispose o mee. Poem on the bleak side of a mountainous hill, Me Seg aatates’ wit 8, Vipu to Bes? the per of a Pte ge PMasitee F ng h ae —— of a Beagle, a B ; three perf P hound, a couple o orming and a ‘Pug Puppy, one with a he itions, and a little atten- to afford capital sport when hen let loose on a tion and training, ought to tame Fox that has been purposely kept in a kennel on the premises. Though the vicinity is broken and rocky, there is a ‘eapital bit of straight country to be got in the railway cutting, where, in the intervals of traffic, a omc me mount, followed by_a few amateur sportsmen, new to the d not fail to enjo and exciting run. Apply to ‘ Heskeway.” Spavinhurst, Sellborough. T\HE ANTI-RHEUMATICON WRAP.—This novel and excel- lent Waterproof Garment, combi all the ion of the Ulster with the er of the Dress Suit, can be worn in the Study, the Swam “foun, the Avalanche, at the Pp Drawing Dinner Party, the laneidtins ae the Bal , in a Shower Bath, on the Moors, or at a funeral. with equal mi camiatend pewity.

SUGGESTION FOR FOGGY WEATHER. and even in the latest iz cur Tastesnteam, Beliety, Condo Coren, Shakspearian Revival at the Lyceum, the electric light is used as a Tillie he Atte wp with Lteorles o> thet ina tee tan mich up wi 80 in t render assistance ~ , ion Gate 7 kh

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DOWN WEST. Official Sanctum in a great his- toric — ap 4 ee uent, havi y of a | oe 7: the discipline of the sorted” to the Head Master, ”" tot ea aster, who, armed = a birch-rod, is ring to administer t ot aggre al chastisement proper to the occasion. Fem ond Master Ph na mog a 8 Imonitory har: to coming to business). ona Salt PLANTAGENET, as I before, I’m sorry to see you here; and l should say that when your ‘father, the Duke, comes to hear of it, he will not be best pleased with you. However, if you yourself by grave misconduct, you must take the consequences ; and you know what those are. Come, Sir, you have to receive your punishment. it like a man, actical illustration of [Giving a the wisdom of SoLomon’s pre- La Happ a »~ 4 nt crisis in his career, — he himsel acknowledges, later has borne 3 he good , and will continue sg to no doubt, to the end of his life.

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———— + THE RULE OF THE ROD; On, Beronavia versus Tuz Isiz or Doos. (Being a brief Dramatic Contrast arranged for and —" dedieated to the scrupulous Humanitarians of the day. DOWN a Public Class-room of a modern Board - School, <A delinquent has thrown an inkstand at the head of the Teacher, who has corrected him by the adminis- tration of three strokes on the hand with a am, ane ts a consequence r y the delinquent's orious and ag- grieved British father. aha and Aggrieved British meteor ps a Bro attack on t eac tn the presence o all his pupi is). Look ‘ere! I ‘ow’ care what ’s done to you. There! It’s no more serves you right, I'll be bound. But l won't ’ave you taking a sane to a Oy and that’s fiat : and what ’s more Seay, 3 ave the Law of you for it. I should like gg em we're a coming to = E when a bloomin’ teacher thin can come a bullying and x heotoring of it over the flesh and blood of the free and independent hard-work.- pr Soy aa ‘or it ( Has,—with the result that, ignor- ing the wisdom eh Secouon, a Teacher foriy ohall forty ous a ‘eac “at monthy optiun 78 a } thereby inkstand-throwing Hare fon! 24 Ome at an im- Se ee Tenself chartly after. yY ajter- oan safely launched years ina Sor viz

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ee _s ee _ PUNCH, OR THE LONDON: CHARIVARI. [January 19, 1889. THIS DREADFUL WEATHER! Srupy or A Patrent at THe Bepsipe or wis Stcx Docror. GRAND TRANSFORMATION SCENE. Harlequin Ritchie, tee Malignant Bogey of Bumbledom, and the B and Beauteous Spirit of the County Council, A stnisteR past, and a future most pitchy, The Bogey of Bumbledom seemed to present ; But, Aey presto! Change! Clever Harlequin Rrrcnte Has waved his new wand, to the common content. The Bogey may rave, and his satellites frown, But up comes the Spirit, the Demon goes down! That wand wonder-working, so skilfully wielded, What world-weighting Incubus long could resist ? The Imp of Misrule has reluctantly yielded, And sinks in despair in the mirk and the mist. Of that mischievous nuisance the world is well rid— If he does not return—which kind fortune forbid ! Pop up again? Possibly trimmed and transmogrified ’ Perch the thought! ‘Tis too bad to believe! Too long has the Town been imp-ridden and ogreified. Down with him! None for Ais going will grieve. The callous of heart, the bemuddled a tuck. What man ever wants to behold him again ? The Stage he too long as dim despot has haunted, Though every true heart at his rule has rebelled, Yet mortals seemed somehow by malice enchanted, The spell was maintained and the sorcery held. Diseomfited ? Banished? What capital fun! Hooray! Mr. Harlequin Rrremre, well done! And as for the Spirit of Splendour that rises Beneath the wand’s whisk as the Demon sinks down ; From the Radiant Realms of Reform’s Sweet Surprises It comes, so they tell us, and takes the whole Town. ’Tis veiled and gleams vaguely, if brightly. Well, well, Let’s have hope from the Spirit, and faith in the spell ! sn ja | | ; | | | We'll trust that the scene is a true Transformation, That Bumbledom’s banished for ever and aye ; That Harlequin’s d4ton will bless the whole nation, His pantomime have a long run—yes, and pay ! The proof of the pudding’s to come ; but there’s reason To hold this the hopefullest piece of the season. GOOSE AND GANDER. Never was aclearer case of plagiary made out than by the writer of the article, ‘‘ A Literary Coincidence,” in last week's Saturday Review, against one Mr. Sovrnern, who has written himself down as the originator of the plot of a play called A Fulse Position, which, as proved by the Saturday Reviewist, is only the plot of A Fish Out of Water, an old farce, by one Josern Luyy, re- ons with Southern sauce. But why come down so smartly on Mr. Nosopy, and palliate the picking up, by Mr. Somenopy, of such an unconsidered trifle as the essential situation in Maritana, to serve as the pivot of the “‘ original” plot of The Yeomen of the Guard? There ’s no harm done in either case, and as long as Autolycus, the Dramatic Author, has a spark of genius, let him take where he likes, improve, immortalise, and the public will be thankful. Only, in a matter of plagiarism, if a nonentity is to be whacked on t head, why is a celebrity to escape without even a rap on the knuckles ? Excuse both, or condemn both; acquit neither. Our Untired Spokesman. Mverray has published H.R.H.’s speeches. A model of good taste and judgment each is, And as a speaker he’s an out-and-outer. Well, ’tis but just, that’s as it seems to me, And natural that H.R.H. should be, As Prince of Whales, a most accomplished spouter. Os rue Face or Ir.—By far the pleasantest feature in the last news from Burmah. Unquestionably the receding Chins!

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Janvany 19, 1889.] PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARL 33 = /g a ‘wed WeAE 6 VBre en PULL FLOQUET! PULL BOULANGER! ‘ accords with a part of her own view of it, and so much which her LAMBS AT THE LYCEUM. genius will at once ad adopt as representing the stern and repulsive Ir is worth while recording what views Cuartes and Mary Lams | ob gy - _ ae erpeener, top —~ o took of Macbeth and Lady Macbeth in their delightful Tales a Ophelia, and Lady Macheth, in which the awful ch ct ae in Shakspeare :— t have bee ed down. Lady Macbeth, “ Macbeth had a wife, to woos he communicated the strange prediction of | o i... hed him 0 want of nan my as ny Beka last the weird sisters, and its me we accomplishment. She was a bad, ambitious | wee , after witnessing the first performance, this infirmity of woman, and so as her husband and herself could arrive at preteens she cared | ; ie the keynote to Macheth’s character and to that of his T tee oo | not much by what means. She spurred on the reluctant purpose of Macbeth | who felt '| delighted to find myself corroborated in every particular by the 0 fe wees at the thought of blood, and did not cease to represent | | gentle but judicial Lawes. docx ts eum Bex. | the murder of the king as a step absolutely necessary to the fulfilment of = | flattering prophecy.” Then of Lady Macbeth’s reception of Duncan, which as a part of | | Miss Extew Teny’ *s performance I selected for especial praise last | | week, the innocent Lawns say :— On a Statesman’s Voice. (By an Anti-Gladstonian.) “The King entered, well pleased with the pla t less h th Tue remnant of a Voice! Naples indeed | attentions of his heen oateun, Lady Masbeth ho had the mace with the May make that once fine organ whole and hearty ; | treacherous purposes with smiles: and weal look the innocent flower, while | If not, the remnant of a Voice may | | she was indeed the serpent under it.” "The remnant of a Party. Is not this Miss ELten Terry’s rendering to the very life of this | | Particular scene ? How the Poor Live. |, The Lawns’ Tales were written for our innocent lambkins, and it R | is from this charming collection that so many of us, when c | “From hand to mouth,” says sotaeone. Alas! that i in maar depriv have learnt the plots of SHAKSPEARE’s plays, and the character of | | cases, just how they do not live. For the peulense of hands the persons who inthem. Without further quotation, | ifs work have little indeed to Rang As the mouths so often empty of | | recommend the re-perusal of their story of M When ther enn seally live hand to mouth they live in lf Miss Txnay has considered the Lames’ work as mere child’s Et chiuld sdk he te eh Rete cavbelly. te there is so in their view of Lady Macbeth’s character w so entirely | Tur Teerorattenr’s Faienv.—Phyllezera.

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[January 19, 1889. PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARL i 4 ¢ ; i) ) ray ie rit J | Mi : 1 jie i psi ith an OUR VILLAGE INSTITUTE SOIREE. Rector's Wife (hysterically). ‘‘ Heng 's A Norz come From THOskE WAGsHAWs! THEY ASK ME TO PLAY AND SING DURING THE EVENING ; BECAUSE, THEY SAY—THEY WANT THE YOUNG AND ae vem st? ag j 7, 7 a ‘ ATTRACTIVE WOMEN TO ASSIST AS WAITRESSES |!” [ Tableau, ROBERT ON THE COUNTY COUNCIL. I nave bin waited upon, I thinks they calls it, b on, to hask me to give my wotes to serten other wait upon me but who wants for to be elected Common Councilmen for all London, xcept of course the sacred City, which is allreddy werry well purwided with that most nessessary article. I’m told as this is the werry fust time as sitch elections has taken place, and that it is dun in hopes as the rest of the great Metropilus will then be looked after and atended to in the w same d of purfexion as the great City iteelf. Such being the case, my arnser to my warious visiters has bin, that, afore meme | my him- wrtant wote and my still more himportant interest to any Candiddate, I feels it m dooty to make further inquirys, and whic I has done with the following rayther singerler results. n the werry fust place, there won’t be arf enuff on ’em for to do the work, for if as it takes over 200 Common Consilmen to rule the City, witch I confess I am has- tonished to hear is ony one mile big, how can about 120 of the same kind of Gents, but without any of their 700 years xperi- ense govern the hole of the rest of London which I am told is about 100 times bigger ? That ’s the fust staggering question as I shall put to my Candiddates when they calls agane. My second bit of hinforma- shun is ewen more ing, betrays such a hutter amount of hignorance of We A “| WW \ o ) pat) nS CATS AS wis y sum too or three most respectfool looking Gents, ewidently with their werry best close Gents who didn’t »\ Y “New Appornruents, Scenzry, AnD CostumEs.”— Prince Henry of Battenberg, K. ernor and Captain General of the ' of Carisbrooke Castle. uman nature in them as makes our laws as ort to make ’em blush when they hears it menshuned. Wood it be bleeved after the xperience as the hole world has had of the fust grand cause of the brillyant sucksess of the old Co — on the right hand, and of the utter failure of the Bored of Wurks on the left, wiz., the habun- —— — dant supply of such means as Natur sug- gests for enabling all public men to live together in peace and unity, or such a hutter habsence of them as keeps ’em famished and snarling, the Members of the New Counsil is not to be alloud to have nuffin in the shape of elegant repast- ing unless they pays for ’em out of their hone empty pockets! Supposing as them as settled all these most himportant matters had just condes- cended to consult such xperienced hands as me and Brown, what could we not have told’em! How many and many’s the time as I have seen about a duzzen or twenty Common Councilmen enter the dining-room of one of our nice City Tavverns, all a ar ¢ loudly and angrily at one another, and aperiently amost reddy to cum to blos. ell, they settles down to their nice little dinner, and the amost providenshal adwent of werry hot soup gives ’em time to forget their trubbles and differences; and then I fills their g 3s with a bumper of fine old | Sherry; and then won of the wiolentest and noisyest of ’em all, after holding his | glass up to the light, calls out across the — \table to the gent as he’s bin a pitching ‘into like fewry, and says, with quite a G., has been appointed Gov- raydiant smile, *‘ Jowgs, my boy, a glass Isle of Wight, and Governor | of wine.” And then Jones replies, with Old England is safe at last ! ! another jolly grin, and says, “ With all | HM ante rete

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Jaxvary 19, 1889.] PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. —————— oY GY ier 0 S Stig! The thas Wilehes 5 NEW READINGS FOR FUTURE SHAKSPEARIAN REVIVALS. my heart, Surrn,” and down the wine to the last drop, and | They ain’t to have no Lord Mare, pore fellers, but ony a Mare, like they ’re the werry best of frends for the rest of the ing. Now, little West Am or little Croydon, and, as they ain’t got no Sword of I puts it to any reesonable being as is at all aquainted with human Power, or Mace of Dignity, or Feild Marshall of Honner, they won't natur, cond the same glorius result have bin obtained with merely | be abel to have much of a Bho on the fust of April. The ony chance a cut off a joint and a glass of water, and pay for it yourself ? And as I sees for ’em is, for the Strand electors to choose Mr. Avoustus the ony trew anser must be, Never / | Hares, and the assembled Counsillors to choose him as Mare, and I wunders if the not werry clever heds as made up this Bill has | then there wood be sum opes for ’em. thort about how the new Machine is to get started on its wild career.| I am sorry they won I’m told that, as a werry good joke, they are to begin their never- | one y carrying ending work on the Fust of April! that being apropriat | will agree that a degree 0 i day as coud be selected. Well, that ain’t so so | office as no Jewwenile, ever harrystocratic in his bearing, coud Praps sumboddy will kindly tell us where i meet, | possibly equal. : ’ as they carnt bild a werry ansum Bilding in « shall try and be in the gallerv at their werry fust meetings. It i) @ 2B Ae SS OE) OR, be ESD ee eae .

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PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. [January 19, 1889. —— | BUSY BISMARCK PIPING TO THE REPTILE PRESS. WHERE IS WONDERLAND? Arn—“ Fatherland,” by Herr George Groschmidt, pty 2 | t an peep yh ‘or it did sell ! It was illustra- ted in wondrous way By our Mister Tennis. Thus immortalised, It was dramatised By a Savile-Clarkely hand ; And the Globe Theay- ter en matinée : Is the present Wonderland. ~) he \ Nar vay i A A GRACEFUL FAREWELL. We went in our thousands to bid Miss Grace Damraw farewell at her Concert last Wednesday. She was enth ceived, and carried a i not the same one all but time oe ae on > pla a us melodiously an y thousandth time, Could * fF lovely night in June?” “No, we couldn’t, never wanted to!” and shall HE 4 beet e FERS = - a to be remin that an | night in June,” then I pity him when Miss Damtay’s eyes fix him mes- merically, and her deep voice asks him with awful intensity, ‘‘ Can you for-get ?” Idare say, ere this, many a trembling creature has been carried out fainting, utterly overcome by- emotion, and maeeng, , ian’ if I can stand it any longer! She’s over- : WwW P ELLS ALonE.—The Dean How doth the little ‘“‘ Bizzy” Press And wriggles here and flounders there | of ep Cans tae We eekeee Sy bem 2 Delight to spit its aie, sa When slandered Truth replies. a number of 7ruth—he would have in his © store up venom night and day, oe . , possession if h bottom And vent it day and night. The mouthpiece it of Bizzy One, Pete Wells in the Decheey ‘Hie. Iatest And eke of Bizzy Two ; : - How skilfully it shapes its sells, Both Bizzies find some dirty work ne 3 of met. » 7 1 > - b= How neatly spreads its lies, For its foul hands to do. beyond mortal Ken. will be werry good fan, I shood think, to see how naterally the Lion yourself about the amount of the reward "you ht to offer if it of St. Georges Hannower Square will lie down with the Lam of escapes. Time enough to do this when it does. But you Bethnal Green or Whitechappel, and how artily they will agree in quite sure that anyone in the neighbourhood who gets ho little matters of xpense. It may be werry interesting to the Sanni- os! be too happy to let you have it back again for ei terry Committee to have to lissen to the reports of the fifty or sixty ISPOSING OF A STEAM-ROLLER.—Certainly, if you ae to surprise Sanniterry Hinspecters, but I shood think it wood be rayther him, the best way to present your Uncle in the country with a steam- monnytonnus, and wood most suttenly justify the horder of ‘‘ Glasses roller you wish to get rid of, will be take it down yourself. This isof all round!” Rosert. course in the event of Carrer, Paterson & Co. i iver i SS Sts? - it ae oe pe oemane gt me pn de — . . —— ‘ost. Your idea of tacking on to it a couple o two or ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS. three bathing-machines, and a gipsy-van, and taking downa German Swaxe-Cuarmine. — Your attempt to “charm” the large Boa band, with as many relatives as you can get to join you, is a decidedly Constrictor presented to you by your Calcutta friend by pursuing it happy inspiration ; and your | arrival on your Uncle’s lawn round the drawing-room, beating a frying-pan and a Chinese dinner- greet him at breakfast, ought certainly to come upon him in the and playing “Home! Sweet Home!” on the Ophicleide, sb2pe of a and agreeable surprise. It would be as well, h happily conceived, was perhaps a little risky; and the fact for the purpose of proving the efficacy of the steam-roller with that it turned upon you, hissing, seems to indicate that some rather Which youare about ot saga him, that youshould enter his grounds, less exciting method of gaining its confidence might prove more 20t by the ordinary lodge-gates, but through a brick-wall. Having efficacious. It is fortunate that it eventually got into the levelled all his geranium-beds and cucumber-frames in a little tour piano. Keep it shut up in the instrument for the present. By all round his premises, you can attract his attention by blowing off steam means get a dentist to draw its teeth as soon as possible, and, if you im front of his breakfast-window. By following these lines, you will cannot persuade your own pete punetiiener to try his take . nele on informing him you have it im a sab to the Dental Hospital With regard to its food, you present you propose, and whether he accept cannot do better than continue the diet of blankets and rabbits, on F not, you will have got rid of your steam-roller. which it seems to have subsisted since it has come into your “ ; but any shilling Handbook on the Management of Boa - AsxaTove match in the strictor will give you the information you require. Don’t worry satisfactory, as the coursei CH NOTICE.—Rejected Communications or Contributions, whether MS., Printed Matter, Drawings, or Pictures of any description, will in no case be returned, not even when accompanied by a Stamped and Addressed Envelope, Cover, or Wrapper. To this rule there will be no exception.

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= SSPRsherras PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.—Janvarr 19, 1889. ‘WELCOME ALWAYS, KEEP IT HANDY, T'S MORELLA CHERRY BRANDY,” Of eli Dealers. Beware of imitations. Manufactured by T GRANT & SONS, MAIDSTONE. EXSHAW &o 60.8 raus0e OF THE (T) Git. CHARTREUSE. St ‘ately come on cooress oe of all the j erchants throughout VINTAGE 1684. ‘0PER BY FReRES FIRST QUALITY CHAMPAGHE, LOR DE JAVA MILD INDIAN CIG. an @gusi'ely cholee Gavour and delicate aroma, Ts, 200, and de Bex of 100, Post Free. bampies, 4 5 for le. (14 stamps). BEWLAY & CO. 9, Strand, and 143, Cheapside. Agents for Great Sritain ) C. Shee ye A Infivenss. NEVER PaILs. UBEQUIC KURE-QU IC, Rest Quinine Tonic sold, olds, Neuraigia, and I od bs. éd. per Bottle. Of all Chemirts, and F. Newseay & Sens, London. EWSBURY & BROWN’S riental = Tooth Wout P ui, £ ASCO. LIEN ‘ah ROOARES fo rratr Sate ts 7 DIAMOND MARK. TO SECURE THE BEST NGARIAN APERIENT WATER, DEMAND THE DIAMOND MARK, and insist upen receir ing the NGARIAN APERIENT WATER SOLD BY THE bollimaris Co. Limited, LONDON. Drugyists & Mineral Water Deniers. rman mech Sie heen —- te 27 wae De® Cociched Prince, London 9G. ne | = | Priee § . 6d., We 64., Ze. F “AVOID B tiny secegie hs Pesca FITZGERALD’S SHIRTS, Which give perfect comfor in evening dress 69, FENCHURCH STRE Manufactory : 44. Fairies Sereet, oer ene eT rt take et ahd rs ray wa LONDON, E.C biished overs quarter of s ‘ial POWELL'S wise Ye bat a 4 50 years. THOMAS POWELL, Blackivlare Read, Lendce. PERFECT noe © CHAS. BOND & SON, Ate st 1 pada secant — for ie adies’ Wigs and Sca!pettes. THE “PREMIER BAZOR acneorts @ MACHIN Ez urn a seconds, behold the weapon is as keen— well, let as eay, ase razor should be."—Exraacr or Teermomsat. 4. GORDON, Ty eemeneel House *treet, London, (GOLDEN BRONZE HAIR.— The lovely nuance “ ( hatain Dane ote” abe rted to Hair of any colour a only by W. WINTER or untae ist, fons Leavon. oF grey or faded Malr Buide. is invaluable LOHSE’S (MAIGLOCKCHEN) GENTLEMEN'S WIGS, | Soi. MAPPIN & WEBB’S TABLE KNIVES. “FOR THE BLOOD IS THE LIFE.” CLARKE’S WORLD-FAMED See=|BLOOD MIXTURE. Is warranted to cleanse the soen Lt! pw Pa hemmed from wuareves couse arising. ¥: , Skin and Blood and Midland Coun Co. Lineoln, Bawass or Worrutess lurrations, NUDA VERITAS HAIR RESTORER. Por Twenty-Twe Years acknowledged to superior to all ether Mair Restorers. Must @@vetual, harmless, and NU NUDA VERITAS is sold'in cases at 10s, 64 by all Perfumers, Chemists, &¢., from whom ‘Cueula are may be had. Asents: R. HOVENDEN & GONG, 31 - 2, possess Sraset, W., and 91—95, Cert | Bean, b USED IN THE ROYAL NURSERIES, = BEST FOOD FOR INFANTS. In Tins, 1s., 2s., 5. and 10s. each. SAVORY & MOORE, tonoon, AND SOLD EVERYWHERE. FOR ASTHMA &C DATURA TATULA FOR SMOKING AND INHALATION. SAVORY & MOORE, London, Aad of Chemisis everywhere. PAT STRENGT 1s Ls E rAMiLY PILLS a ers of people in red thio panetions aired pacgevenanes beg AO — either a aren See Ind ma fonpia Lies the Back oF Head, Vnfvenza er 1 or Feverish Cold, Thatetene or ESTOR misuennae 7 YE. CLEAR. RE MPLEX ON, ri i INTELLECT ER fs] TH MIND AND ys are meate- ot * qsia'ee crerys » in boxes, aoe wilson Fes, Se Vholeale ents, penton treet, A PLEASURE TO USE. Nover Lequires Grinding. ae, Hen, lavir rites fn wo resere "eucetiont.” Case, complete, Hiack FKROPP frei erring Real ng -y' me ot | @noonD From al Dealers, or direc RAZOR. from the English Depét, cy Frith St, 6cho 8q,, Lond., Ww. “The most sovereign ond precious a tipte ~~ 7 ~ | the earth tendered to the use of man.’ e ein 0} THE ABSOLUTELY Freerect SMOKING MIXTURE. Atall Tobacconists and Stores in Psacaers onty R. LLOYD AND 60N4S, HOLHORN BAKS, B.C. & bottie to-du vy or of Ft ~~ | Davis’ PAIN. xiti ee. the Oldest ,and Widely-knowa Femily Medie:ne in the We Worid itin tectoathy Melleves end Severe Beaids, urns, + aed — *, sate oe Werdacne, Peins in the Bide ) nte, and Kheumatic al ne. Any its can ot Notre, Vij and 4 per bottie. COLT’ DOUBLE-ACTION ARMY REVOLVER, as eupplied to HM. War Department ARMY es adopted by the United Ay wey Ts kee the Colt ont a e tine Mifle Oar an iae, 44 ent COLT’S HOUSE ‘OLVER, POCKBT REVOLVER, ond DERRINGER. for ine Vest Pocket, best que uy * evelvers are used all over hand me cok Cite ees AGAZIE RIFLES, fr nase sos rice List tree Cous's Pinas Recs 14, Pall Mall, Londons. W.

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PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARL —JANCARY 19, 1889. The GOLD MEDAL For INFANT of the International Health . Tue Loxpon Mupseas Recoss Exhibition, London, ~ ' care ab Le. al has been awarded for this Food; and it is recommended by the LANCET and the entire Medical Press. CHILDREN, and INVALIDS. MANUFACTURERS’ CLEARANCE from the MILLS. GIGANTIC SALE OF FASHIONABLE DressGoods FOR A JSmoRTt TIME ONLY. a onces ion: in pr cf neite and Fashionabie rk eo’ chotee) by return of post e been poasible Any length cut, « ici@ notapprove. w be changed +ithin seven days. HY. PEASE & CO.’8 SUCCRS., Spinners and anufactarers, The Mills, Darlington. Hen F Hanburys’ Castor Oil Tasteless. Pure. Active. Sold everywhere at 6d., 1/, /9 & 3/. ‘Salt Regal is a grateful cup at all times. Refreshing — Agreeable Recuperative Health-giving — Health-preserving — Quite distinct from all other Saline Preparations. An entirely New Saline.” Protected by E.M. Over Fifty Patents, Royal ACE: Registrations, acd Letters Patent. Trade Marks. SALT REGAL Instantly destroys impurities in the system, and fortifies the body against the attacks of disease. SALT REGAL is n imitation of any previously sisting falime an entirely new Invention, owe to science have been perfect Saline. SALT REGAL will and Steomech at one operation ng in fluenc es attend its use LT R+GAL changes to r during effervescer« jevelops an antiseptic @ distinct indi wid Mesers PuITE & CO. mely for satisfactory dence of infringement of their Patents or Trade Marks SALT RE ,* is not only r, but for seasons, a!) rmetieally sealed Se. 64. One ‘miste and Mrdicine . * througheut the World Paten mtees and Sole Proprietors, FRITZ & C0., ——r THE SHAVER’S DELIGHT.” aaah yy — gy a Oa 12 MONTHS’ LUXURY FOR 12 PENCE. (A Shilling Shaving Stick lasts a Year.) GA DB bray by P COCOA IS ABSOLUTELY PURE Hi nt 1h), Leds Pi ull ih Da aa Printed by William atas ¢ ®mith. of No. ®, Lorsine Read, Holloway, in the } erish of St. Mary, Islington, in the County of Midéle-ex, at the Printing Offiers of Messrs. Pradburr, Agnew, & Co., Lombard ® he Precinet of Whiter tars, in the « ity of London, and Published by him at No &), Fleet Street, in the Pasish of 8¢ Bride, Cty of London.— Sarurvar, donuary 19,