Punch 1862-12-27: Vol 43 Iss 1120

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EE PUBLISHED EVERY SATURDAY. E-15SUE. . may siwaye be h LU Ss” > AM This day is pubiished, in Two Vola, pasoe MY DIARY get B A Ww different as to tone from his Let: society published since the rr firet tc lest: and though its personalisie BRaDsury “PUNCH OFPICB, 86, ___ _ AND SOLD BY Au PUNCHS TWENTY | 2 a 1842 to 1861 Bo in Cloth b= oth " aan ie Send 25) Cloth | PUBCH'S TEN. 1842 to 185L, Se sesagh Dnata PUNCH'S TEM. Been nd Series Seaeee tens Otrect, 2 Buapsvry & Evans, A o ¢ doe #1: 2AN IITA D> “SOUTH,

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| Ducumumn 27, 1862] PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. 207 rs | . SIR GEORGE AND THE DRAGON. Ls ' Our Patron by - ad in of | m. F vet ich ie cater ay : \ or wh is ae we \ | & } May’st thou resemble him, | ss Thou, eae instead of spear dot wield A pen with facile force, With hanks of red for Aad shield, And such oe j Unitinehing, elip his his felon a at - oo la | by Bp Sey ibe a aie Think not to melt by tender beef, Seat Note wed holesome grief or that as w grie et. Which weeps at sight of bone. — Vain will thy sweetest morceau be, os Thy anodynes and balms, ree by For one of his voracity “2 hose conscience has no qualms. If he for delicacies sigh, NS P a. thy _ grip, LE on tr t ai With skilfulness the Whip. : om Some deem that spices have a claim oD To soothe the savage beast ; Tis certain curries do no harm a When Tanners give the feast. Coes A moral appetite sili, on Thoughts like Pascau’s ; owe But ie let aa on thy ’scutcheon write siete Guey—Fattener of Rascals ' EGO S ee Minden eee | The Philosopher and the Policeman. | AWEWAED LITTLE MISTAKE. ArTER oa the talk about the increase of crime, how Be | Avs. “ I think I am yours for the next waltz, Di?” po Ly Fy tty met ge Ay a yay ny Diana. “ 0 dear no, Augustus/ I'm sure I've danced with all ‘the bores of my) discover an honest man; whereas X employs his bull’s-eye i Boys | ee [Pleasant for Mr. sancti who has just finished the “ first set.” | to detect a thief. L im ——— — —_——- ee = - a ER —— ———— 4 A SECURE ASYLUM AT STRATFORD. QUESTIONABLE CHARITY. , Little ly you want a Hee retreat from thieves and garotters, seek it i have singular ideas of what is charity. F tance, _—— Wercaneit. eed ae - Stratford - an Arcadia = which look. at ot the cretion os etre: shepherds are innocent. Li reat an ol e that is ha = pe where goss Tabourer gets committed for trial THE U nd GROCERS, at eeaieet he , as a criminal on a u + rat aving stolen one quart o ndermentioned artlepoc ve agrect anne pare value 4d. "his assertion of the sacredness of property = pro- nantly to dissontinue the Gittemns Bence to tele Costerneve St Ata “3 to some punishment short of —" — 2 oe alleged purioiner jug of THE worthy Magistrates will perbaps hear oom > months + ; Lendos. [ANY a ee ee me no PabswEb tie va! \ et “ Defendant pleaded not in January next, but Mr. Arc, It is much to be a med at the Stratford Petty Sessions, a few weeks since, when, to a local paper, present Sra Roverr N.C. Bans, KG, ana Cave te Pe swain repute in his native v , was accused of having per- petrated the crime Fm egg ay at the eee a ~~~ Rieu- t appeared that the milk had been given to the man by Ma. Rieuton’s her, and “the lass was dismissed after having been dels apa As to the prisoner, Beck :— guilty, so he was committed to take his trial at Rg tag HlaMittow, owes, Esq., Tuomas Bec K, albeit a maid-servant ; but her master withdrew of Eatington, kindly became bail for him.” that the laxity of a British jury may : this culprit an acquittal, or vhat even if they find him | guilty of stealing all that milk, his stipendiary judge will sentence him servitude. A Court of Justice may | ire Justices in enforcing against the | of milk the ae of jug for jug. ‘Those | more about this jug of milk hence, doubtless, all the nightin- | same oe ee aa Five gales in ay groves will unite in serenading them with jug, jug, jug.” The Justices of Warwickshire seem not to have the traditions of their —, who sat to Saax- Marry masters, tame LBs them; end at at its conclusion may they | into a constellation, to be called | practice of giving and, in ee ee & ee © the Fund for the Relief of Distress in (Here follow the Signatures. ) Such as this is somewhat in the way of robbing Perzr to pay PavL, Chrith may or may not be objec Wonahle, oS Ro lam t cashire distress is no excuse for getting rid of them. ) Hartlepool mean really what they say, and wish to give the fu Ks valent’ of their yearly Christmas presents, they ought to calculate probable y tenn a of their rm and how much each of them would pay away in Christmas-boxes in all the years they have nt live. The total thus summed up should of course be the amount of their subscription to the fund, else by ridding themselves “ permanently ” of an expensive | custom they will — ibs by the Lancashire distress. CONVICT CRANIOLOGY. Iw the description of aera servitude at ap Festens, J ar ahaa the an ov in the Times, was made of convict’s te comapicwonly diferent fom that of orinny to it not r= that Sap pie Che brutal, and vicious? Because that i» 0, when once such persons ff a ; a BEE z a : : i -

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—_—- — 208 ____ PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. ___[Dsosxnen 97, 1868, An extraordinary demonstration of sanctity is not a judi- GROCERY AND GOSPEL. cious recommendation of groceries. Everybody knows . what was the line of that who first E ‘have been favoured, by 4 | that his tice had p the correspondent, with a work | rewise adeitesaied ths uahef ta vada teed, of art, consisting of a woodcut rum, and lad Orinted in colouss, and placed | “=? "2s@ cedered the Sail Gp Guane upp $0 peayers. at the head of a mercantile | ae

—— aw This picture | ig ucts is supposed to represent | ‘ “Christ at the Well of Sa-| LINES FOR MUSIC.

(G | ( maria,” as we are informed by Tue deedal tanes of i 'F ff} si the se placed Beneath ie | Are clingi light +a yd =f ew) and heading a quotation from | And crimson i : (5 Q ATR? A the Fourth Gap To this | Lie bathed in “soa cae . us portion of Seripture 1s sub- | The yesper oF P ; joined the advertisement | ith 1 ¢ show, ae » ‘ ; following, with an alteration whiten yA \) dj f only in the n of the firm, Are cradled Mion Vy € 4 ©) : ie which we will that of :— y f “EB. PUSPINS & SON, Undying crumson swells and curls : / ’ ra a “TEA DEALERS, CAMBRIDGE. Over fimpid wild lustrous aalata | ~) a “Barren Wives, &., | And shower on shower : crystal ; ~ ? >) *¢ | Glass, ing Botereare | x.) mene re J and stray. ‘ a) ‘ The Rev EREND Sy¥DuBY Is reft io deck thy golden hair, Le Situ, of wise and wi | Ang feeaty’s hyicling =p-d sca - Te he s memory, somewherg 3 | ith sweeter pang is there, S comperiep | tox ant te baaten’ oe ee with the of Want, is quite a tolerable sort of Limbo, What is open Southwark Bridge, or find | to live by thei et am fo be en ve | merged vg vy eben ve e eve speetimne ver you eep 0 myst im charity . Garotte anybody rather than aan the Unen. of the benevolent.

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FA ieebatlvered tet! Hi "oO & = ee Decempsr 27, 1862.) PUNCH, OR THE LONDON OHARIVARI. 259 | I’m out with a ticket Witch by gui the ich by gulling chaplain I got, And I’m Thee to maim, 80 meet me by moonlight alone, Kind stranger, 1 beg and entreat, And I'll make all your money my own, And leave you half dead in the street. THE BRAHMINY BULL AND HIS DRIVER, A FABLE FOR JOHN BULL AND HIS DITTO, Founded on that Triumph of Military Tailoring, the cutting down of the Indian war expenses by four millions, Se ee Mag 2 Brabminy Bull, ith a mighty big waggon to pull, Wherein for a load Mother Company stowed, Her protégés—such a coach-full ? ‘The roads they were heavy as lead ; The sun it was hot over-head ; And poor Brahminy Bull With his thund’ring coach-full, Groaned “ Another half-mile, and 1’m dead ! *T were as well he had cried to the stones, Lash and laughter replied to his moans, Till he felt fit to pitch The concern in the diteb, Whatever the cost to his bones ! Mother Country who chanced to come by, Overheard the poor Brahminy’s cry ; In a rage up she ran To the cruelty-van, And first blew up its drivers sky-high. Then she flew at them like a she-dragon, And bundled them out of the waggon, And quite red im the face, Took the box m their place, bade the Bull merrily drag on ! “ Now you ’ve nothing at all of a load, And I’m sure it ’s an excellent road . you ’ve to do, Is to labour for two, In return for the ease 1 ’ve bestowed.” The Bull gave a tug and a strain, § But unmoved still t drag did remain : arm, Bull, looking blue, * You've kicked them down, it’s true, But you ’ve put on their luggage again. ee ee i “A fie ined, a we paves ipid bee on :— ' Lead beaps iron, Swords and and ; By bayonets guns, | Such rubbish were best flung the fire on!” » Held | hold!” Mother Country replied — ee peoge 1 wide; That surround you on every side.” Geet the Bed, ° Better to meet, to’ it be worked off your fect , iitirmiian ene Pill T fall in the collar, desd-beat,” he coaxed—“ only li Bad ces ec To bonne enka. my, load, 7 Fur. pore Bull Such bottom “vane ed. “* You say you ’re my friend; act as sich : Ant ever you get in @ i e. ra’ mip May be desti to J Old Jouw Boxx’s lusty self from the ditch.” Pig Balt mood : Mother Comsisy voflonted : a I meat baked dead, And Bull by the Vultures dissected. So here goes.””— Word and blow ! Was flung over the terrible load, And each thew of the Bull Seemed to grow fresh and full, As the war-rubbish round him was strowed. On the road And off like Express on the rail, With a bellow and cock of his tail, Did the Brahminy scour, Twenty mile to the hour, Till the pace made his driver turn pale ! MORAL, Suppose, English Bull, some fine morning, From eT Bull you take warning, Tell your Drivers you ’re blowed, Tf you tl still drag the load, Which so long your broad back ’s been adorning, On such hints they are certain to frown, Talk of risk to your old coach—The Crown, ever y Say you’! look to the Coach, Nor sue them in the case of break-down. Too long and too hard you ’ye been punished, Till with dead-weight you’re nearly finished, Whi deod-weight, j ‘as hieh without ceasing, MEDLEVAL AND MODERN DOCTORS. Tux subjoined announcement has appeared in tle daily papers :— “Tan Srmrrvat Peeesce.—The Ancuymnor or Carrexeuny and the Anon | sisnor oF Yorx will take theirseats in the House of Lorde at the commmencetmont of the next Session of Parliament in virtue of their respective sees. Dian Eisscorr, the new of Gloucester and Bristol, will remain without a seat, under the Manchester Act, until another soe becomes vacant ” Medisval Church boasted of her Angelic and Seraphic Doctors. Her British substitute and successor has doubtiess as much cause to im her doctors of divinity. Da. Loseuey of Canterbury and Da. of York are as as Tuomas Aquinas and Doss Scorus. Da. the new of Gloucester a oe can at present even cubs tpt ie stich peokeneent eet festly rather qualified to be entitled the Cherubic Doctor.

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260 sation Sights and Su the British public. the national taste, and dehase | everybody twi | you mean really to Wy. o = *. SD > . \AREN . So . ‘ ~~ “ SENSATION ” SUICIDES. “ T say, Punch, old cock, what d’ ye mean by pitchin r-rooms, which have sprung up SE . ~*~ sMAAAANANY * ~~ REMARKABLY CLEVER IDEA Or Jones WHEN HE HAD TO Ruw ror THe Doctor tue orneR Morninc _ PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. (Decmunen 27, 1862, AT 2 A.M. Weis , i | supper-rooms, that doubtless they might do a tidy stroke of business by | engaging a performer to eat neck in on such and such an into the Sen-|¢vening, which should duly be announced. Such a notice Tatel to delight | doubt not, prove enormously attractive; and if by any accident the t’s all bosh, you know, your saying they degrade | #crobat escaped, and only smashed a oat, — of breaking his all those who go to them. Of course | backbone or dashing out his brains, as Prag: ; F the spirited proprietor might } ee say oye te fon, 8 - Ragan age tp | tickets for the wucide which should take place some other night. As not to preach us sermons; and 1’ll tell you what, old boy, your sale the feat would be announced fo , proprietor will soon fall off if you turn ‘moralist and tract-monger. When I ask | Of course would sack a handsome profit by the extra pints of beer and | for Punch, | want something smart and spicy, and if F go on preaching | 8°€S of grog he would have served, through his having a crammed I shall give up buying you, and shall patronise the | ** Well now, just look here. I’m a young chap about town, and don’t | | know where to because I can’t the pieces have such runs, that it’s only once a year or so that one can | ion’t care much for theatres, | them by not breaking his nec see a mew one, And then one ain’t allowed to smoke, and that’s an awful nuisance. or have a quiet a decent so So I just drop in at Easton’s or the Gallopbury Hall, pipe and glass of grog at the Alarma. Here one hears | ,” and one sees some comic acting, and one can stretch | “PS. The Alarma had best one’s legs and talk and socially enjoy oneself. Then later in the eveming, | Magistrates are talking about when one’s getting a bit sleepy, the acrobats come in and wake a fellow up with their sensation tricks and tumblings ; for of course, you know. to do, return the entrance money, or issue r the fnale of the evening, the |room; and the spectators, I dare say, would not grumble very much, if “= | they were to see a fellow a say, for life, although he disappointed spend my evenings. 1 ‘ , : a it i - | “Trusting the Alarma coves will act on my suggestion, and promising ord the stalls, and the pit is awful crampy. Besides, my qatvanens the ovaning Gian Ge yo “1 “ Yours, all serene, “* Jack Rattter.” be quick about it, for I see our blessed stopping all these | ances, and shutting the sensation shops where they are allowed. Just >| as if a fellow hadn’t a right to risk his life in the earning of his living! a fellow can’t well keep his eyes shut when he has the chance of seeing | [f he kills himself, it’s his look out, and no affair of ours. And | you know, he’s paid uncommon well to do it.” a chap’s “Now, old cock, | say that coves who en. tke call this last a low and brutal pleases, and you | it would enjoy to see a bull-fig t or a gladiator | = combat. Well, I dare say that they would; I know I should myself; | but as these foreign pastimes ain’t allowed in land, we must make | | the most of the sensation si | of our acrobats, that their | | death, and as really it can’t matter much whether a chap ’s spifflicated | BouctcauLr’s announcement. | one day or the next, I would suggest to the proprietors of our sensation * And sometimes the reverse. — Punch. ts that are. Now I it said of certain | i Hi must most inevitably end some day in| Ta® young “Swells” of t “ Ashley’s is to be open for his theater the order-toriam.” A Pardonable Mistake. he New Cut are delighted with Mr. * Diow’s one of the right ie Fa ks ay 4 i eo

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PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.—Deceuser 27, 1862. JOHN BULL PREPARES TO SPEND A MERRY CHRISTMAS. Mx. Buus. “THERE, MY FRIEND, I’VE DONE MY BEST TO MAKE YOU COMFORTABLE; SO NOW, I THINK, I MAY ENJOY MY CHRISTMAS.”

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Axpr’s Last Card; or, a i Noir, 160 Acrobatic A) At forthe inclowareof Commons (40 ), 51 Alarm at , 127 by Crinoline, 20 Ballad of se Alfred sd the Grecian for Babies, 59 Battle of wy hig Be Bauld Buccleuch The), 17 j meseaenge } Baker Street, 2 of Durham on Goths Lacing 179 Ply (A), 205 oe ea (A), % Bolen on its Benefactor, 1 Bomba and Otho, 190 eee Tee see Me ese | The), 250 Brigandage in the —— rance, 224 Bright Little Isle (A), 73 British Bull-dog to the Prussian Eagle, 155 Broken heads and Blockheads of Birkun Brother Jonathan's Appeal to Sambo, 4 He late of Drama at the Crystal Civilisation on the March, 197 Clergymen in Crinoline, 139 Congratulation (A), 113 Criticism, 158 Comic Couneil (A), 2(3 Com; and Drinkixg, i Couscience at the ter, 50 Conepiousas Nuisance (4), 140 r (The), 04 Devotion to Science, 155 Dialogue between a Mill-Owner and John Brown, 187 Difference between two Pupes, 1.0 Dinner Platitudes, 28 Disappointment (A), 128 Discounting one’s Marble, 51 Discoveries in London, 69 Disraeli’s Dexterity, 12% ** Don’t Bother me,” 207 Duck of a Dog Lost (A), 7 Ears for Intonation, 93 Egyptian Bondage, 237 Eighteen Fifty-four and 'Bixty-Two, 156 Eidest Son of the Church to Papa, 117 Electric Sparks, 117 Elegancies of Sporting Literature, 1¥6 Elixirs of Long Life, 47 End of Everything (The), 156 Engiand the Tigress, 210 Essays and Remarks, 23 Examinations for Attachés, 145 Exchange of Wigs, 246 Exit in Fumo, 27 Extraordinary Exhibition, 254 Fa Sex at a Discount (The), 195 Pamine, Fever, and Frost, 216 Farewell to Gouseberry Pie, 8 Fashionable Intelligence, 167 Faust and Marguerite, 149 Federal Felonry (The), 93 Federal Marbies, 29 Federal Romance, 169 Federal Triumph (A), 107 Piageliation for Flagrant etme es, 254 Follow my Leader, 140, 15: Fool on Fortifications (A), 9 Fools to Amuse the French, 124 Foreign Traps for English Flata, 125 Forensic School for (The), 44 * For Princes should be Free,” 35 Foxes Martyrs, 148 Fox bunting in France, 188 Vox, late M_P., 206 Prance to Italy, Freaks of Fashion, 14 French and English Building, 154 French Imperial Rome, 128 Friendly } otice (A), 207 Frog ia the —— of Coal (The), 147 Frogs in Coal, Gallant hl Feat, 245 Gamekeeper Rate Wanted (A), 57 Gaol- Bird Watchers Wanted, 92 Garibaldi Down, 108 Garotter Hunters Wanted, 247 Garotting and the Gallows-Cure, 227 Garotte Sentences (The Generosity of a ‘s Jury, 07 Genervus Diet in m3 Give, 217 Good News for the Whiskeriess, é Gorilia’s Dilemma (The), 164 Governess Abroad (The), 139 Grand American Puzzle, 22 Grand Custom of Spain (The), 186 Great Political Cricket Mateb, 66 Grocery and G Grow! at the Ux Ham Cooked 4 ia Hampebire Hoggism, 31 Hands and Hearts, 200 Harben’s Love Song, 166 for Wales (A), 101 Harpy Hotels, 139 Hercules and Omphale, 180 Here om Four Legs (A), 235 bbs mg (A), 228 ode, 190 | | Jactrration of 143 | New American Plant, 1 ! | John Buil to Garibaldi, 150 | New Racy Proverb, 258 Jolly Convicts (The), 248 Newman and New Mania, 18 j | Jolly Jurists of Germany (The), 115 News at last from A _ J Justice, 200 News from and for the Universe, 223 Judicial Comedy, | * News from the Styx,” 136 J Jubilee (The), 39 Nice Footman for a Eorte (A), 254 Just the Faith for 1 | Nice State of Th: (A), 228 i Kino —duampae Notice to the Am 126 Hint for an y 14 ove Spee ning News, Y ad Homaopath 1 ore Hope Doterred, 2 a ant Hip a Le Hopeless Hunt (A), 114 ee ee eo Beat, 175 House and a Wife for Little (A), 102 | Mr, Fiat teeas’ os : “ House that Fowke Built” ), oo | Mre. Bugland snd her Plat Irons How to Kestore in the House, 59 Mrs. Gamp’s Col Tt How to See Exhibition in Ten Mi-| Mra. Harris a , 29 i nutes, 135 usical Gymnastics, 188 Hymna to a 2 Musical Petition (A), 41 ' ImrraTion Mania 1% Musical Thieves, | ies | | Bovey in Journalism (A), 90 Last Preneh : F Nursery Rhyme for the Crawley Sparrow- i Last of the "Mericans ), 91 | eides (A), 247 , Latest A 40 “ Now then, you Two!” 75 : Lawyer ina (A), 134 Ope to Father Thames, 198 Lectures for 7 | * Oh, my Toe!” 75 | Legal Liberality, 243 Old Abe at the ly ~ Public Oration) 3s Let him Alone, 149 | Gas Botan wise 5 ow Name (An), 86 ‘& 1 13 King Cc 148 Litered Propoes ber) | Omaibuses gr Know how to Couduet for Wiseman's Lamba, 170 | themselves, 6 Life of Little Value (A), 160 | On a Duck's Back do I Bly," 136 1 | Opening the Door for bim, Lincoln the feos, Orthography im the Army, 215 Lines for Muste, 258 | Our (Anything but) Critic at the Handel to # Leaden Bullet, 243 Festival, 7 Lite (A), 1% Our Bloated Armaments, 193 io Warten, Se ews of the Day, | Qur Deamatio Corr 88, 166, 285 Ree Lrishman in America , vi ar Ineul voracy, MULELAN 7 . Our Offence to the Y¥ Mutton in 4 Stare and G ! 290 NaGoLetons Grnie 104, 124, ‘eo Ta Name of the Boulevard (The), ; Nana Butler, Neither Fish, "viesh, nor good Red Her- 4 | ring, 160 | New American Diaco 80 apkees, 256 | Ow Own Coneapeaes, 4 72, 188 at ust of the Yankees (The), 64 | Gratin oA aaa Pacace and Prison, on | Pale of 30 | Pam of Boclety. (Thsh | Papal orte and pines, wo Ne gh oe Sh An), 46 : unted (An), ao

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ane | Question for Political Economiate (A), © | Real Rogues and Sham Reformers, 253 264 INDEX. a Poor Bridge, 258 Squire and the Cockney » Poor Foreigners, 103 od Stylites, Pity the o Px oor Governesses, 76 Bt. |, 208 ea for Orimoline (A), 1 Strange Cat (A), 193 Plea fra’ Lancastur (A), 74 | me me ped 188 Poem for the Parks (A), 204 Strong Mind a ‘leak Writer (A), 206 om to Patti (A), 48 St. Swithun and Poetical Petition (A), 24 Poisoners and Polkas, 197 ), 228 12 itieal Evergreens, 145. Crinoline, 79 Polyglot Cabmen Wanted, 3 Suicide in Stays, 119 Polyglot Poetry, 40 Swell’s Complaint (A Poor Garotter (The Swell's Rem r (A), 198 Poor Medical Act ( a 198 Pympathy with Irak Ri Poetmaster’s Remonstrance 7 na 220 Tonaavora and with I Rioters, 196 Practical Faith or Frenzy, ARRAGONA and lea, 199 Preporsessing Artist Wanted ¢ , 174 elegrams to C Prizes for Virtuous Peasants, | a Offer for se Million (A), 105 Probiems for Playgoers, 96 Pr Pr ee, TO otect'on for Cabby, 253 om (A), 168 te - n for Pedestrians, 237 ic Vehicles and their ~ 2 G Pur S Geter to the Dogs, 10 To the meess Alice, “ j « Easence of Parliament, 1,11,21,4¢, | Train on the Rail again, 168 i s Prize Discipline, 215 | ** Tuscarora” at Southampton (The), 98 I h to Prinee Rupert, 246 | Two Ill-used Vowels, 206 Punch to the Primate, 196 Two Priests, 85 ation of Paris (The), 166 Utraamontane Impolicy, 3 Puritans and Players, 48 | Underpaid Postmen (The), 43 Puzzle in the Court Circular (A), 187 Unfair Question (An), 62 Queew of Portagal's Clock (The), 214 Universal Aliiance for the Depression of Questionable Charity, 257 Animal ita, 153 Questionable Committal (A), 32 Unjusti Homicide, 58 Vacant Arch ic (The), 206 Venerable Bankrupt (A). 106 Virtue of Intoxication (The), 225 Vision at Covent Garden (A). 13 Voice from Cambridge (A), 165 Ramrawr Idolater (A), 128 Rather a Tall Party, 224 Real Distress in Lancashire, 220 | Recdress, not Undress, 233 Wawrtro, 196 Referee’s Decision (The), 187 Wanted, a King? tm ‘ Remember the G’rotter!"’ 253 Want of Holy Water Report on Hastings, 108 War to the Wife and Cpildren, 70 Repudiation in Downing Street, 23 Waters of Comfort ), 244 | Review of the | Rev | Scotch Sabbatomaniaca, 176 | Serenade to Lincoln, 158 Shillelaghs in Controversy, 188 | Shopping at the World's Show, 60 Bir Charles Coldstream ona new Benea- mice (The), 158 Welly Clamming, 238 What's in a Name! or Bug v. Howard, 4 lotion in Russia (A), 136 Where's your Ticket? 59 Right Merrie Judgments of Baron Bram-| “ Why should our Garments,” &c., 93 well upon ye Garotters (Ye), 248 Wild Sport at Compidgne, 235 Rueing Ory (The), 184 Wind and the Watering-Piaces (The', 135 oman Candle (to Light us to a View of | Wise Man's Words (The), 123 Ourselves) (A), 244 Work for the Drawing-Room (A), 29 Roman Pastoral Poetry, 81 Working Man on Garotting (A), 236 tome or Death!” 81 Yanoo in Yankee Land (The), 245 Rose of Lankeater (The), 27 Rothechiid in the Prize Ring (A), 62 Royal Spanish Brass, 249 Ruinous Inquiry (A), 248 SapeaTaRiaN Aagertion, 164 Sacrilege at Netley Abbey, 23 Sainte laid down to Mellow, 93 Sandwich Highland Costume (The), 14 Satisfied Spectators, 81 Sausages in the Slams, 146 Savages in the Back Settlements (Th.), 138 whey in the New Forest, 15 lal out of the Bervants’ Hall, 236 Scientific Meetings of the Week, 49 Scientibe Stealing, 114 Reverses of the Northerners (The), 127 Way to Rome and , 08 Revision of Verdicts, ‘ne Secure Asylum at _ (A), 257 Select Atlas (The), 1 * Sensation ’ Advertising, 10 Sensation News, 7 Sensation Paragraphs, 85 sation Sight-Seeing, 229 Heneation ” Suicides, 260 ntiment’s Pet, 234 Serpents and *ponges, 198 Several new Theatres, 8 Shaker of the Infallible Church (A), $2 Shakepearian Query (A), 283 Shall we give up Gibraltar? 170 ional System, 169 Bir Charles ee ee Reply, 39 Sir George and the D Joshua Jebb's Pe nol tries L Lamba, 240 Slap at a Schoolmistress (A), 19 Slavery and as 203 Small-pox in 8 Snug Place for a Beall ator (A), 103 No al seience s y's Catechism Sol oft ¥ ands and Some Odious a 18. 2, 208 Some pe Acting, Some Retty Usetel Worsted Bs aaa 6 Something like a Nuisance, 2 Song of the Anti-Garotter trhe), 249 — of the Garotter ), 250 Song of the Loner Belf, 95 Spa from two Points of View, 178 Sporting Intelligence, 193 The, 80 Labour, | i aes Conseript on Conseription, 102 _ [Decemsze 27, 1862. Yankee Glories, 27 Yankeedom to E Yankee Hiceup (A Yankee War-Son, | Yarn from a emg: 8 (A), 196 LARGE ENGRAVINGS :— Ave Lascoin’s Last Card, 161 Alfred Refuses to Barn his Fingers, 231 Au Revoif | 15 Bull-Pight at Bay 130 Card Wiserman's bs,” 171 Dr Resumes for an pace istics wing t 3 a Py ae nin Faust ie 4 Garibaldi Surrenders his Sword, 110 Garotter’s Friend (The), 221 Hercules and — M1 ae Intervention, 4 —P obn Bull . A pend a Merry Christmas Latest from "america (The), Lincoln's Two Difficulties, aa New Judgment of “ Paris” (A), 87 * Not up to Time,” 111 One good Turn deserves Another, 55 One Head Better than Two, 211 Old Sentinel, (The), 25 Overdue Bill (rhe 131 Present and the Future (The), 201 Relieving Guard, 121 Sawney Stops the Way, Settling the Italian Dithoulty, Sir Joshua Jebb's Pen of Pet aR a1 Sketch for Warm Weather (A), 95, 99 Two Frightfal Examples, 191 SMALL ENGRAVINGS :— Avpnowse and “ le bel Azor,” 145 At Dieppe, 167 Aunt ra Ending her Story, 74 Awful Effect of Fishing on the Human Mind, 46 Awkward Little Mistake, 257 Broadway, Py Burglars! 226 Captain's Toilet (The), 126 LONDON : BRADBURY AND EVANS, PRINTERS, WHITEFRIARS. Caution to Ladies Colt’s Revolver (A), Cul 166 Cutting—Very, 157 ins are Delicate ray of Potting it, 11 Attempt at Garotting, 250 Crinoline (A), 196 in Hansoms, 102 Di Dip a French Waters (A Diversions of Drill, 48 Enfant fenvlite naa Foal 70 Error in Exhausted ), 41 , * Hansom, Miss! s” Miss! Cattle | or Dog Show ?” 14 Haymarket and Thereabout (The), 147 | Hiot to Parties who Reside in a Ga- | 5 aan Bay of Bisons, Ol” 1% ebb’s Reformatory, Just like Longshanks—he always is so | Inconsiderate, 51 Kindly Meant, is Lady of Ton (A), 236 Last Sweet Thing in Tiaras, 149 Latest Fashions at Sandown, 194 ossoos, 1 “ Only cving se what that Light means, Opportunity (An), 54 Optical Iilesion Che), £38 Pet-Love, 21 Phew ic Artist Obviates a Diffi- culty, 6 Pic-nicing under the new Poaching Act, 115 Pie want for hay aaa 197 Pleasant—Very ! Frecthiing for 2 Match, © Practical Aj of an old Panto- mime J oke, 254 Present Charming Fashion of Long Skirts (The), 56 Pretty Exhibition near Brompton (A), 4 —- t named True, &6 Remarkably Idea of Jones's Gamp,” 260 Sketch at Biarritz, 1 Sketch at Buxton ay 1M ae a ee Ee See Gong Se Gale, 63 Sweep and Dustman on Music 1 To Garotters—“ Cave Tomkins | — alias Up and Hy the Parade, 200 Turning the T: or @ Little Sauce for the Gander,

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tOLIC HOME AFTER A BLANK DAY. | 28 JONES tries his new hack, which is as quiet as a lamb— “JORROCKS (loq.).—"* Come hap! I say—you ugly | ust about. " 29 SC CEN E. aT SANDBATH.—The Female Biondin outdone! aT MERMAIDS’ HAUNT. Graod Morning Performance on the Narrow Plank by 55 HYSICAL EDUCATION. the Darling * * * * AVALIER, ee, “ Now, girls !—if you i 80 COUNTRY RACES ip Ee Riders, who are so like | 5 e for a ride on the I’m your man.” Professional Jocks, you can hardly tell the difference ! “ Now then, | j iB n t Hf NG WOMAN. Ptincs 7H to swim? Lor’ bless | 31 WHILE TH#Y ARE AT SCARBOROUGH, Paterfamilias have they “e ; ' ry love, why of course thinks his little ones ought to lose no opportunity of ‘ers. Fox an’ NICE BRACING DAY Ar THe SEASIDE. drinking the waters ! THE OLD FO DIGNANT MASTER OF HOUNDS.—*“ Now, you Sir! | 92 =: BEST PREVENTIVE AGAINST SEA-SiICK NESS. — | do like | the hound! He's worth forty times as much as Once on board, fix your eyes upon some distant object, and

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tities represented above do not to the Fair) ness gracious, Mr Boatman ! ye 9 no oti Boat- vamee! on the Plank, but to the Boatman Upon | man. “That, mum! Nothup, mum. the artillery w howe shoulder she is leaning —We, however, recommend | prac-ti-sin’, and that 's one pry bone Tw - what's just Flora to be more careful how she composes herself the | struck the water!” | xt time she out of a boat. | 44 MARRIED FOR MONEY—THE HONEY MOON.—* Now, | VISION OF LABOUR.—Sporteman (in Stanting Beans). then, darling, put away your paper, and we'll have a nice | MORE NOVELTY.—The “Ww 16re to, how, Deecraei diem s. Y farm hy see! I should long walk, and then come back to tes in our own little prepostero at go up the beans again, and he p09 aos cottage, and be as happy as too little birds |" said the fair | rs. B town the other side and round Sy ine bride. —‘* Oh ! han ” mentally ag oy Jan ama NOT AB ou're there, get over and try Haycock’s sasting | 35 ge FAIR TOXO AIL ITES. —Constance. “ Now, G oata—be won't mind—I'll stop bere and mark!” ’m so delighted. I have just made the tent gold, and DON'T ME LATSST FROM PARIS.—Beautiful ** Weil, I must wa the beaitiful bracelet given by es.” — PATIBN say, Parker, that I like the hair rl ¢ Lucy (disappointed). ‘* Well, Constance, I think you had [t shows so much of the face.” better notsay much about it. You kaow it wasa fluke! NE BUT THE BRAVE DESERVE THE FAIR.—| for you told me you always shot with your eyes shut, as | Augustus. “‘ Now I've got you!” ‘ou feel so very nervous!” HE OPERA.—Lissy “ Good gracious, Selina, look there! 36 GONE vats oe |—Ol4 Coachman. “Now, Miss Ellen! Miss | yore "s that ridiculous little man again. Did you ever Ellen ! ou know what yoar Pasaid! You was to take | , anything so abeurd the arectest care of Joey!"—Miss Bien. “Sol will, | Bushy. * Ab! Poors she ia, bless her ! ae ER wy pe bey Hebert | and that's why I am taking him off the nasty | way, too. Oh! it’s as clear as possible hard read,:poor thing!” | faney to me!” | 37 SEA-BSIDE —The Bathing hear. My DERARS| I know we yp dg ed 38 THE NOBLE SCIENCE —Tomkins and his friend (who | 67 nefletal to the back — ~ there I am! ve oy A we hope Booed run. | _ an ity ere ee es ues Goan, poi San, u WwW 48 THE RAC OR A BA - ~ ret . to take the cate o>: Clara seoond, Miss Toddies » bad thid; and the resi only « oue-harss age out, whieh perhaps the kind reader excuse. Sane! times this wool, I om ,OKING RESULT OF mee INDIAN RUBBER ,, CoPID AT SBA.—Aagelina (to Biboin,- whose only chance is the GOLOSHES ON THE Young Jack Robinson perfect tranquillity). *‘ Biwin, dear! if" yOu love me, go ~os what be imagines to be the impreasion of his darting’s dowa into the cabin, and fetch me my scent-bettie, and (oot—he mentally cjoenbangy, Bestle-Crusher,* by Jove ! dnathner shawk te pat over my fo foot!” vd fies to other climes, [Bow.n's sensations are more y magnet than Geopriteds) * A vulgar and vol eateotan to iropiying that a | $0 AQUATIOS. SA GOMPORTABLE RAN- DAN. —Jolly Young ot ie Dig ——— to Keil black Waterman. ‘* Hollo’! Hi! Polics! Backwater, Jack | We've » brutality im any way such words with | got into a nest of Swans, and theyre a} im’ into me.” | , formiatng Teotaleumeat no comment. | ey 51 THE GOOD LIttTLE BOY. Bathing ‘oman. ‘* Master 73 “ ANT YOUR Mn. WIGGINS has a rad opportunity of displaying his Frapky wouldn't erg! no! not he!~—He'll come to his | 79 = uP aes ; jiteness amd act! Martha, aud bathe lite a man!”

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