Punch 1862-09-06: Vol 43 Iss 1104

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= eo | Epil Biss iit ee ee 6 CBSA | ORR” _—_ Surrensen 6, 1862.) PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. 93 imitation, make a Mr. Facaw is a rious im bray of an ass. i EARS FOR INTONATION. noise closely resembling the bray Se He is inclined to suspect that the chant admired mone the varieties of humbug) by Mr. Facawn at All Saints was a somewhat which have lately come under | similar performance in the key of D, or Donkey. our cognisance may be men-| tioned a ater, — has ap- ora das: cag mn t t 88, 7 under the signature of HS. THE FEDERAL FELONEY. Facam, It is a puff of the} Te brave army under the command of holic Church of All| Gzxeewat Porg does not stint itself to plunder i t Street, which | with the strong hand. In a Federal newspaper, rege ewe ighly pocousaneaae even, 7, te pe Be a M. troops 7 pass staying in popu quantities o don. He that :— Con notes, at at ne in Philadel- ot The forces of Generar Pore had better i “Toe service must delight even the most unartistic person, unless J by strong e pre-| destined to carry out a ial operation, One vents nls jo im tecreily. The | squad of these Se rn for service a hey eee pane uiring the muscular strength of erful aie gh, de ru might be formed into a brigade under feel that he enters more into the| the denommation of Heavy Burglars; whilst spirit of the Psalms, that he realises | another set of thi designed for nimbler better their use and value in congre- depredations the name of Light fiers: “mle tan over he it) rigs. ‘There might also be a scientific corps of Pickers and , capable, doubtless, of And subsequently Mr. Pa- tealing ing but a ‘march on the enemy ; - @as, whose name bespeaks the | hut particularly expeditious in steali away. Hibernian, and whose pen sug-| This thigher p Blow ee of eae taaiey _ ——— ) | ae en aor aoe ‘ noe — ¥ a body of pamnapiee whe could } —. il eee : € subjoined im-| forge as well as utter counterfeit shinplasters ; } 4 pertinence :-— i A | and with these might be associated a regiment “ And this ts the service which | Of Smashers, if it were e that Federal Punch takes every opportunity of | soldiers are paid in a Sa sateen 2 Sot laugh met.| Jt is not probable that any of Genera. which - * | Pore’s [villains march wide between the legs, street boys to hoot for fun.’*, R ‘ under the present humane conditions = : $ Punch never objected to} of discipline, none of them could have za — - : = chanting Psalms, although he | been accustomed to have gyves on. ‘There is = may not have hesitated to| doubtless more than a shirt and a half in each gt 3 : ; 7 ave point out the absurdity of | company of them, because, if they heretofore singing Collects, or intoning Prayers in recitative. He has also remarked on the absurdity | wanted underclothing, b this time we may be of Sooner = otherwise aping popish rites and geremonies. How the Psalms are | sure that they have found linen enough on every ; at ts Mr. Punch not know; only knows that Ma. Pacay is pleased hedge. It is devoutly to be haped, that Porz with them; and surmises that the music which charms his ears may be peculiar. Punch | will soon have led his ragamuflins where they once a foreign Priest, officiating in the genuine service of which that which delights | are peppered. [ “WHY SHOULD OUR GARMENTS,” &c. Con ES might be significantly translated into the three French magic initials P. P.C., which, we all know, are the fashionable slang Artists of the Nineteenth Century” have issued a declaration | for “ Pour Prendre Congé” The sooner he takes that congé the better. by our friend, Miss Exruy Farrurv:, and it was delicate to inti in such a matter) “ On the Influence of cos- : ears igh Art.” The declaration is signed bya men at home and abroad, and its point is to SAINTS LAID DOWN TO MELLOW. Piven 2 ae ay Fe * poem eo | _ = Amonce the news from Paris we read that :— remind the publie that so long + as they make | ‘The tomb in white marble, erected im one of the chapels of Notre Dame to the themsel insti j tailors ite | memory of Mor. Arrns, killed at the in June, 1448, is now terminated. ves at the instigation of and » portraits | Tee archbishop is repr d in his sout the olive branch in his hand, and ials, whereas, if we dressed pro- of falling mortally wounded.” weeite tabloces ahlch the whole world ene - aa Pe hat i Why did not the Pors, the other day, canonising the alleged Japa- "extricate ourselves : 4 | nese martyrs, whilst his hand was in, canonise the real martyr in whose “Phi cor ae © Se eee memory the above-described monument has been erected ? The Japanese E; ad . at af ij E H 2, >F f : Bi Fae Hl Fee B EE q ; H ef RSE s F F s H 5 3 : : = would li ? executed as such; but there is no doubt that Apcunisnor Arranz was y be Bahl ng ye -s 4. E5. - a the. shot in the act of attempting to stay bloodshed by persuasion. His picturesquely garb, general ampleness noble. | Holi ight at least as safely have declared the undoubted peace- - = — am mabe thease’ as he ‘affirmed the beatitude of the questionable victims. unless Declarers something | There is a relic, too, of Arrae, preserved at Notre Dame ; a portion of humbly conceive to be —_ ible, there | bis spine perforated by the shot whieh killed him, aud which is fixed on [lp FFE fi I: FA | : i the point of a golden arrow that threads the perforation. No doubt hool. Need Mr. Punch add | this relic is as miraculous as any other in existence, and wil! be found y brethren, what a world this would | 80 three a hence, if t Com oe still be a Pope, vho : i may deem it expedient to canonise a martyr appearance meriting pee he Tees, is qoun of one so well as the original proprietor of that section of a vertebrw. It generally takes about three centuries to prepare the world for py wary! that ss —_ a weensat with | =e Ticket-ofdLeave that Real ~ | bones of a Saint immediately after his death. Perhaps ever, it is a epmngg less likely that Ancusisuor Arrae will be ae 2162 than that might be granted with great effect | the honour of sanctity will be conferred on some of those Irish martyrs travelling at this time of the year| who have lately attested their faith, if not that of their spiritual would do lim a great deal of good. The French troops might accom- | teachers, on the gallows. That is to say, provided always that there on the trip. tient nest ovis cumany fos bin, Lm shall at that future period be a vy poem there may be if the be able, also, to him. Should the Porz be prevailed | physical force of civilised France is € to uplold popery and t from Rome, !' priestcraft in the Eternal City. ri: i aL E ie at q ; z t F rs a j | "pon to withdraw his person as well as his holy eseor sufferers are said, truly or falsely, to have been robbers and pirates, and | VOL. XLII, ; L

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spend their time in in plaguing other people. o4 a) PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARL SS Sidon 6, 1862. “ Well, my Crossin’.’ A BLANK DAY WITH THE BLACK COCKS. “ My DEAR Puncn, ‘ By the kindness of my friend CracksHot, who has Govern- mental influence, I have enjoyed a day’s blackcock ‘shooting down at Coolmer Forest, and for the benefit of Cockney sportsmen like myself, I purpose now to give you some account of my enjoyment. er, as of course you know, is near the old coach-road to Sherrysmouth ; and, if any of the old coaches had been extant on that 1 think they would have carried us pretty well us quickly, and certainly more smoothly than the railway carriage did which we were forced to travel by. Remembering the old saying about the early bird, and believing that the Blackcock family were birds that got up early, and might then if them two'd promise to come reglar hevery mornin’, I ‘d take a hextrer arf hour in bed, while they swep’ best be met with, we passed the night at N , or a place of some such name, and started for our —— in the cool of the morning, | ** with the thermometer at scarcely more than ninety in the shade. Oar | virtue in performing this feat of a Rowe 4 proved to be its own | reward, for nothing else rewarded it. With the exception of a donkey, which a short-sighted sportsman might have shot at as a deer, the only game we found in the first hour L. half was a couple of wild ducks, which we might certainly have bagged if “ had but been tame ones. But exeept Sox Wittam Armstrone’s, I know of no breechloader that will kill at balf a mile, and this is usually the distance at which wildfowl think it safe to rise and fly away from one. ‘I don’t know how M‘Grecor felt when he had his foot upon his native heath; but I must say for myself that walking = a moor is not by any means $0 easy as walking along Moorgate erhaps wading is a fitter name to give to it than walking, for -- is more than half submerged in a perfect sea of heather, and every here and Cae one flounders into scarcely fathomable deeps, where a sportsman o small stature, becomes totally imme Cracksnor, who has legs of about the length of lamp-posts, of course p more favourably than I could hope to do, and I fear that there was more of sarcasm sympathy in his repeated queries as to how were my poor feet. “ T have heard that on the Scottish moors the mi are a nuisance, but 1’ll back the flies at Coolmer to be found by far a greater one. My head was all day long enveloped in a cloud of them, and you can’t think how I suffered from the buzzing biting big and little children of or mag ond I wanes ap fetus prov oon r occu- pation t spending a whole morning in tormen us; but flies are not the only idle creatures in world, that Slings to than | find it said of Casar that ———— THE CONSTITUTION IN DANGER. iy] uy Ne Ai Historica Sayive.—It was iy ay ne trated ure ey i earch of wih edgh whee eee | — br lantern, “Ma i © | ne taut pas | “te ” THtEns’ pai His. | toire Pour les Petits 4 | | | “ But, after all, the Blackcocks were themselves the greatest torment tous. We were under strict injunctions not to shoot the hens, and you may fancy what our feelings were at seeing five hens i . five minutes | rising each to a dead point, and flying off unaimed at by our deadly double-barrels. I hope that all who shoot at Coclmer are as menage u0US as we were, and with as noble resolution keep their hands from _hen- slaughter. The cocks too were as tantalising as we found the hens ; for they kept on getting ~ Fy ten yards out of shot, and not even a wire cartridge could ‘perwail on them to stop’ with us. In a of | the ground called Pigmoor (which owes its name & ER Bacon | calling for ‘more pig’ when be was at a a | ae) spied a fine old cock upon the low bough of a fir-tree; the of the hapless Lacy Neal, I thought if I were by i "aide how happy I should feel. But when he saw me trying to stalk he weonied old head in the most provoking manner, as m as to say Rah an, but you don’t get over me.’ So after wading fas for eight hours in Turkish bath of heat, our day’s blackcock-shooting in | bagging one of them ; and when I tell you as a sportsman that bes: black game, we saw partrid and pheasants which we also mi shoot, and plover, snipe, and wild duck which kept safely out you may conceive that our position made us somewhat think talus and fancy that his torments could have scarcely equalled “ Phere is nothing vastly funny in this narrative, it is true. least it serves to show what lishmen will cheerfully submit their ardour for /e sport: and a blank day’s blecheosh-hesting i is thy pastime both for muscles and for mind than a morning | more heal spent with dominoes in the manner of our or with * scarcely more laborious exercise of billiards. Mth whisk, Beautif reflection, “T remain, my dear Punch, yours most sincerely, . * Ramon.” “ PS. Grouse-shooting was clearly a classical amusement, for we ‘ad Mauros projectus est,’ which ev means that he went sporting on the Moors.’ i Efi EREE Wen mee al oF BEE ‘e BR Muscular Christianity. Amonc the parties into which the Clergy are divided there is ous whose members are called “ Muscular Christians.” What is a Mus cular Christian? The best answer we can give to this question is, that a Muscular Christian is a Strong- 1. FE.3327 Mr. ] Zz = B= = at. uti ge eZ | Ze. S89F8 S25F8 OB EE

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so ee eghl = 2 —— 7 ey tee SSS yg 96 PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. [Serremper 6, 1862. ——_—_-- a for news, it never fails to furnish for reflee- tance, here are four advertise- ments taken from one two i sree, aad Seine \W4TED, a LADY CRARSOTERISTIC ay | and DANCER, a Comic iano, ant a good Sieger, 3 References. No stamps. Silence a negative. P.5.—M The meaning of this Postscript we are puzzled to make out. Is ability to write so unusual among actresses that CRUMMLES thinks it needful to advertise thus publicly that she the ac- complishment? If this be really so, the next cba om can surely ought to bear some reference aie the why be Chambermaid” required to ? Would not a housemaid do as well or a kitchen aid or cook? We sup fet if ona asked a Kee pe sod tone mld oe the last : ing in the world one ever wou require one ex her to sing some “chamber music; ” but ‘this is not at all outed to the stage, and the requirement of a song from her is therefore the more perp! exing to us. The notices to gentlemen of which we spoke are these :— W ANTED, IMMEDIATELY, a Gent for the Entire Lead, and two Single Men for utility.—Direct, H. P. W ANTED,a GENTLEMAN for the LEAD. Also, a Walking Gentle- man to combine Responsible Business.—Apply to “Tus Lassez.” No stamps required. Silence a polite negative. What is the stage difference between a gentleman and a gent ? There clearly must be some =o pk or they would not thus be separately specified. In common civilised ety, we should hardly think a gentle- man would ever think of cfiering t0 to fill a place intended for a gent ; but possibly in theatres the terms are more synonymous. A why only single men are wanted for “utility” we pres well e out, Surely it cannot be that actors, wan they marry, cease to be of use? And then in what respect does tleman for the lead” differ from a “walking gentleman?” Is it that the former, as befits a leading per- son, is required to keep a carriage : ae for the credit | of the theatre, is not allowed to walk? What “ responsible ess” is intended for the latter, and how he is expected to combine it with his walking, these questions quite defeat our ingenuity to solve. The business of a bill- sticker may be combined with ambulation, and coun’ know, sometimes distribute their own bills. But such business, though responsible, is hardly such as needs a “gentleman” to execute it: and we sliould think a walking small boy would quite as well suffice. Score One in Favour of America. (Conversation on leaving Guildhall.) Young Man from the Country. you ever see such monsters, such hideous Guys as those two statues ? Old Man of the World. Certainly. en eg > repelling, unnatural as they may be, still against oapene the American Demagogue to go in and w Killing Work. Taz Yankees are always blustering | t going England. We should regret it for mete pot omy a wicked calamity ever occur, rankly because (to por J a one of our many reasons) we should be frightened, masmuch as we never had five minutes’ conversation with a Yankee yet, without coming away with the painful conviction of what a rare adept he was in murdering | the ) Queee' s English! — to war wi o—/| © ercial with netaral fein | £ } a en cut, players, as we |. GOOD NEWS FOR THE WHISKERLESS.. HERR SHUTEZ, BARBER IN ORDINARY TO ALL THE COURTS OF GERMANY, 'y ammounces that he is aie ae and Factat Hare, as no other growth uh ban eal ene Deceivinc tHe Scrutreisinc Eyes of fair observers, for whom LUXURIANT ADORNMENTS are enltivated by the Lords of the Creation. Hae Suvt t his to the closest i MF . vatw pee Whiskers to bear inspec. SEVERAL HUNDRED YOUNG GENTLEMEN TO GROW THE REQUISITE MATERIAL, And many of the hirsute promenaders of London and the most fashion- able Wa Places are 1 at enormous weekly wages to Grow Whuisaens many fhe te of the advertiser. LIST OF PRICES, rt ee and co warranted frown on Rowland’s M Ver light Hn athe Sagara roy ra bristly and tawny . a ditto, to, earetul weeded from carrots and A Pm mt pairs oa eighteen-inch wavers, very choice _ Whisker-growers liberally treated ‘with, and jee given for Early Crops. Dyed samples tt” a 1, Belgrave Buildings—Knock ten times, o-oeren oo ©@ @e0°0 co 3 4 .6 -7 3 5 6 10 * ~~ MADDER AND MADDER. ‘Tux Napoléonien of Aveyron states that “ upon the proposition of the Agricultural Society of A capetiantintne ing cotton in the solder lands are abaut io beta on a scale.” The madder now that the American War has ey ete chery © considering that the Yankees . * South, you might naturally suppose that those madder lands in which lands in question are those of F: which have bcome les prota : FasHIonaBLE IntE1L1GENcr.—Moroceo boots are now much on the Moors.

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| SerremBer 6, 1862.] PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARTVARL A HARPOON FOR WALES. informed by the } that circulate on the frontier of the alled Wales, that is going to be held i a which is in the fies j i E ? reesee ee Lest qi E F 4 i EEE es Se 2 4 — ~ ynion;” but it may be something in the way of compliment, and addressed to Welsh poem is fitti and nat later in the day gs Se eal some Duvet Moetwry . . Wyn, and J. Evans, Bard has put his Welsh ideas into English, and here id us scorn your sways, we can despise your terrors, chains, pray keep them for your errors."’ ir y Ma. Puwcn ment inni again. | for any good purpose. “ Where are bid us be While we thecnth ot teebeot” And eche yet ~ fae eng > Yor beve we, nor have iw on bothering with a epeti- Who's May Casts.’ you, but they serve to not know any other chains the brass watch-chains, late eda on or or ecora- pon a a Ow reer ASTELL! You mean . Cc “Take yous eange.” That, said respectfully is more becoming the mout! of a decent little Welsh shopkeeper. But we come to your final eplaqyem. Eh? We are to chain up our ——s image, which redeems the their necks ?—you miglit forgive you all your nonsense errors, and request- Congregntionel rds. stuff which Welsh Bards but there is Mx. is Mr. Jowzgs, and brave bed, but Ma, Taomas is and the ridiculous Bards as any of the lean-leeged parts who attire themselves as Foresters are akin to Robin Hood. undreds of them are going to meet somewhere—we will find out where, os Oh, if it a | for the sake of that splendid idea—the ing them to lie down Bravo, CasTELy ! please your Majesty, Quezw Vicrorra, if you would be so ind as to recollect that you are descended from that excellent Sovereign, Epwakp THE Fras. your Majesty would recall an amiable trait in his character, and emulate it—there are several regi a ts at Chester— and Mr. Punch will, after the little operation, write an Ode that shall entirely extinguish of Gray. (Our Contributor bas some sense in him, and has shown a little of it in the above atrabiliousness article, but our own private opinion is that his has been excited by two bills, presented to him at two Welsh Hotels, possibly to be named hereafter He sends us the bills, a request for a ue, and the gave contribution. If he thinks that the latter is an equival his mistake on returning to town ; but Ep. Punch.) t he requires, be will find cut for we will “let him have his dream to-day. — SOMETHING SUPERFLUOUS. perceives in the papers of this week a London advertise- “Fiast Cousins Wantev.” What extraordinarily lonely man can have put this im. At the end of « season in which every house in London has had more first cousins and second cousins and third cousins in it than apy non-insane would have declared it possible to cram into the existi advertises for First Cousins. p kin to the Islington Cannibal against ‘ ’ lady last week, and we recommend his affectionate cousins to keep out of his way, especially if they stand in his light in So a, ee Nobody in this International September can be advertising for cousins 1 Notions of the Beautiful. Scent—A Nobleman’s Country House. First Housemaid. You've seen the young Lord? Second Housemaid, Vay ye dhe only think ! wouldn’t he look in livery “We |

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tet ert, ly ee a ae ae oe ee _— a 6, 1862. PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. _ [Sermon CAUTION TO LADIES RIDING IN HANSOMS. THE YANKEE CONSCRIPT ON CONSCRIPTION. Tuy sez, to die for fatherland, a doin’ of the dutiful, Is sweet an’ comely; it du look cadaverus kinder beautiful ; But ez to bein’ sweet at all, 1 wun’t say I’ve a doubt on it, ; For this here world of ourn ain’t got no way that’s pleasant out on if. Wen dyin’ of a bullet wich the docter can’t extract, or A shattered leg, an’ gangreen on a comminooted fracter, Praps you may feel sum comfert in your torter, ef your trust is That you ’re a sufferin’ marterdum acause you fit for justis. But ef so be you went to war for glory, pay, or plunder, Wut then will ease the pangs of death ez you’re a writhin under When you reflects what acts o’ yourn your agernies is owin’ to, I guess it wun’t relieve ’em much to think whar you’re a goin’ to. The honner you must leave below with that there crushed and gory form, I gree with that old Fatsides in the playbook, ain’t no chloryform, Wun’t stop the smart o’ ne’er a wound, sword-cut, or stab o’ bagganet : | | Honner ain’t wuth a cent ixcept to them ez lives to brag on it. Neow, ef I goes to fight the South, jest s’pose a saber gashes me, A jagged fragment of a shell rips up or round-shot smashes me, Thea, when I’m forced to bite the dust in misery, and sprawl abont, I reckon honner ain’t the thing I’m like to think at all about. Not ef I wus the Gin’ral’s self, and know’d when I was gone you meant Above my mangled carkiss fer to stick a marble monument, Instead o’ scrapin, where I fell, a foot or so o’ mould on me, Or leavin’ me for sun to bake, an’ varmin to get hold on me. Don’t think I ’ll volunteer for you to conker the ascendant Of them that ’s as much right as we to flourish independent ; An’ ef you pus me, onderstand you force a man unwillin’ That ain’t the sort of sojer, quite, for bein’ killed an’ killin’, Press me, destroy my liberty, then you are the aggressor | I holds my deadliest enemy, my t my Oppressor. Make me a military Y: aderia’ whi nigger on ! sia Mind that it ain’t yourself I draws the bead, and pulls the trigger on. CABMEN ON CAB-LAW. _ Te Cabmen of the Metropolis, desirous only of obtain- ing their just rights, and of obtaining them by legitimate means, have abandoned the idea of a strike, (on Mr. Punch’s hint about licences,) and now wish to act y. They have therefore drawn up the following heads of the Law, as they wish it to stand, and if public opinion is with them, they hope to get the Cab-Act next Session in conformity with the following memoranda :— m.. Free trade in cabs. Every driver to charge what he ikes. 2. Tradesmen in other departments stick one price on the goods in the window and take another, and the Cabman ought to be allowed to do the same. 3, No person to ask for a ticket. 4. No number or badge of humiliation to be worn. 5. No number to be affixed to the cab. 6. No Magistrate to hear a case against a Cabman unless the complainant has at least four witnesses, and gives security for costs. 7.. No Cabman to be obliged to go in a direction contrary to his wish. 8. No stranger to interfere in any dispute between a cabman and his fare. 9. No Gentleman, or male person, to interfere, when a | Cabman has brought home ladies, and there is a difference as to the fare. ; ss. Any person under-paying a Cabman to be guilty of elony. 11. Any person using harsh language to a Cabman to be guilty of misdemeanour. |. 12. A Court of retired Cab-drivers to be established, to sit and hear any complaints by drivers, and the decision of | such Court to be final. | 13. Treble fares to be allowed on a wet or hot day, or on | a holiday, or at any other time the said Court shall ordain. Tae Stamp or a YanKEr.—A_ twopenny-halfpenny bank-note. A HOUSE AND A WIFE FOR LITTLE. It has been long decided that, under certain circumstances, a man may marry on £300 a-year. How to marry and keep house on that sum is another question, which, for many of our readers, perhaps remains to be settled. In the interest of matrimony, as our neighbours say, we hasten to propose a solution of this problem, which may be accepted by some young men superior to vulgar —— : How to marry and keep house on £300 a-year? First, get your wife ? No. First get your house: for how can you expect that a sensible girl will have you, if you have no home to offer her? You wanta house at a moderate rent. Well, there are such houses to be had. It is well known that there are many houses at ridiculously m terms. Nobody will take them, for the simple reason—the very simple reason— that a horrid murder was committed in them some years ago, or that a skeleton has been found under the hearth. First, then, how to get a house to live in? Advertise fora Hauntep Hovssg. ; Next, how to get a wife with only £300 a-year to offer her? That is a small income in these days of crinoline and other sumptuous habits. t will leave a small margin for ostentation and self-indulgence. Never mind. So much the better. If you pear & inexpensive wife it is just the same as if you married “a girl with tin,” asa rich young lady is termed by juvenile sages. Girls may be cheap and nice, all the nicer and dearer for being cheap. Such girls there are with nobody perm | to marry them, nobody coming to woo, because of a peculiarity wh the ancient Romans adored. Horace would have jumped at a golden- haired maiden. Advertise, then, for a wife with gol hair; call it auburn if you like, and say that you are not eg to a shade, but prefer A tint which most nearly approaches that of a familiar e — unted houses are almost always picturesque and snug, the finest old p that ay to mens io ae drink oy wine out of ti ns, me golden-haired girls are among and intelligent of their sex, and also among the most beautiful to those sensible young fellows who entertain no stupid a = to golden hair. In your old Haunted House, with your young goiden- bride, you might be as happy as doves in a cage, or owls in an ivy-bush, — Tue Brrrenest or Awertcan Drivxs.—The Militia Draught.

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Sepremser 6, 1862.) PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. 103 A YANKEE HICCUP. Owe of the electric wires belonging to Ma. Revrer has the unconscious instrument of conveyance for the sub- joined ravings uttered by Mu. Cassius M. Cuay, in a speech whien he Setely made ot Weslington -— “ England is the moat nation on earth. Her conduct - the yr question is ance protrta Ai She is ooking for America’s downfall, but France America. He would not desist threat ora the national existense, Naro.aon was the firm and fixed friend e, a the pee vies a@ madman iow” © ie ion whie occur to every Englishman w! s the maniacal invective ddbeel as above reported, by _the Yankee Cassyus, The style of this furious fool ro- — nothing ever heard in England out of Bedlam, the noisy truculent drivel of . alent imbecile | drun in a paroxysm of delirium tremens, belching frantic impetent abuse in the tap-room of a low _public- house. Mr, Cray. apparently, is excessively given to moisten that base clay ridiculously adjoined to the name of a noble Ae with thee oy Tae! -smash, and “ infatuating and infuriating way bomen Be jenn my a practitioner, my ono an ornament, of No sober Northern American polos seerpew sedge PS pomine course, an speak of England in any other terms than those of the most ardent itude for the marvellous forbearance which she oe exhibited towards those who, loving their own pride ~ Ey aod have candies her to the cotton famine. Only'a ken Yankee | pe could abuse and bias- | pheme her in return for the romantic ty with which 'she has abstained from supplying the ih wah the shi and the weapons which oa all that ae wanted for the swift discomfiture of Yankeedom. Casstus M. Cray may pass for a stump orator; but it was evidently from = stump that he howled the false nonsense above quoted, must have been ro in the kennel or spraw! on the ground; it is clear he was unable to st or go, manifest that he was lying. 20 ‘ BROADWAY. Tus Sear or Waven.—A pleasant country-seat, out of Boy. “ Now then, Yankee, out of the way ; here's the Cavalry a-coming.” creditor-range. PITY. THE POOR FOREIGNERS. | patent of Nessus’ shirt—a secret that we always thought had_been for ever extinguished with the life of its first Herculean wearer. It is a We hear a good deal said about preventing cruelty to animals; but | crue] fashion, that, judging from the — of its unfortunate victims, nobody appears to think a bit about preventing cruelty to foreigners. | must have had Moloe ete | its original inventor. However, though it By the care and labour of two charitable societies, cab-horses are saved may have been death to hundreds of ladies, still to a ’ struggling | from being ao to death, and dogs that lose their way are tenderly historian of the hebdomadal press it has proved a a pou ite. reserver looked after conducted to a refuge. Now, when such care is [py fact, our old friend Jenxuss declares that he is reconciled to the | expended upon other living creatures, surely some one ought to start a fashion, out of gratitude to the large he has derived from it, and scheme for picking up stray foreigners, and conducting them in safety candidly confesses that, if crinoline only continues in existence another whither they may want to go, and for saving them, if possible, from year or two, that he shall be able to ae A from the profession he has being much fleeced when they get there. Members of a London Geo- | so long adorned, with a very handsome fortune. Society should be p at certain distances on duty in the | oe, Se to look out for unfortunate Mossoos who have lost their way, =— | are as helpless as stray sheep, and quite as likely to be fleeced. A SNUG PLACE FOR A SMALL EATER. As it -" the poor Mossoo has ealy the police to guide his wanderin steps; and a policeman, as a rule, knows nought beyond his beat, and| We have heard a little lately about clerical toed postenmen and the snug | not one in a hundred of them could tell Mossoo the way he eee to | places that sometimes are stepped into through the Church. Here | waut to know, which most likely is the shortest cut from ucester powever, isa place which few would care to be preferred to, though it pepe to a ey Besides, yoren S he know poe - is within the giving of a Member of the Church :— given, pray how is a policeman, who cannot speak one word of any ‘ language but his own, to make himself intelligible to Mossoo or Roce ae ON eed pats = tue Ben ans Mynherr, who, it is nearly as presumable, does not know a word Of | sionsily, and vclet's gentleman, ins small family” Wages £18 per annum, livery | English. Of course, the consequence is usually that Mynheer and | and stable clothes, to lodge and board out, Address the Kev. Curate, —— Keotory, | Se -~ = desperation har gen: to cones ( ry oapegt » —- and 4h N—bury. may faintly be imagined what miles and miles they go before they reach! Pienty to do and little to this to be what they who their destination, and how dearly, when they do so, they find ,they have | aii This advertisement to ot: for. _~ a man to act as groom, | pay. | and gardener, and waiter, and knife-cleaner, and shoeblack, and valet to ostid g.eutionan, sides heving to puro aly sad bel oe inp earnens , : Ny ih had retty quick in ive its, or are THE PENNY-A-LINER’S BEST FRIEND. he will never Pralf th hb his day’s work. Fi, oa, Figaro git, F ola. He must be here there and everywhere, ROM the number of accidents that are continually occurring, we should Figaro qua, ro la. 7 pak fey A say that the very best friend the Penny-a-liner ever had is Crinoline. The jand always on the move suusn foes claps thet have sathited inom weariog that fatal garment must once. The power of ubi ally, combines ae h a small this he have cooked him seep cate 9 dene. In fact, we suspect that on | ought to have to fit ie Eighteen pounds per annum is several occasions, when at s loss for a genuine accident, that it has also | not quite a shilli y, ib no vast gum to buy cas’s board fired his imagination, since it is almost impossible to believe that the and lodging with. Lk FI dm The labourer is worthy innumerable casuaizies recorded nearly every day in the papers can all | of bis hire ;” but whether such a hire as is offered in this instance be have been founded on fact. Considering the number of persons it has | such as any common labourer eae ois & csttel ae Lave consumed alive, crinoline seems to have inherited the secret of the! “the Rev. Curate” at his leisure to find out. eaten

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~ he > aA —epEter IP gs se eR ere 104 w= a eeniee Mr. N. hour. Mr, N. 1 Mrs. WN. Mra, WN. Mr XN. Mrs, N. Mrs. N. Mrs. N. Mine I Mrs. wx finish the Boul dispute r an’t we finish t oulogne ? But you like to be late—you think it fine. How can you talk such rubbish ? Mr. N. 1 ask you again what the—what are we Mrs, N. Woe ulllins Ul so realyTod wel is getting ox! on then. Mr. N. I wish I knew within half an hour or so how soon that would the Mr N. {never had the chance of trying. a I should like to Ld to Worthing psc! unless you have any strong objection, ( z s OR THE LONDON CHARIVARL [Serremper 6, 1862. THE NAGGLETONS. A DOMESTIC DRAMA. The Scene represents the Parlowr, Hall, and doorsteps of a genteel house in the suburbs of the Metropolis, Various bores, done up in white and corded, also portmanteaus and carpet bags, also a bennet-boz, and a tent of ening, sticks, and a fishing-rod, are disposed in the Hall, Now, M it is 9 o'clock. ble ny does dress on, roel ell, what if it is ? - ¥ That ’s ten roinutes to ten, a Mr. N. get to the nd it is twenty minufes to ten, and we have got to the Station. Mrs. N. You need not tell me that. Do you think I suppose that Ge pain cire fom Pie Ser! r. N. No; pat Si wo sxe to aaheh 5, vos we Mes. Wha What nonsense ! our gor Mr. N Mrs. N. like to be an hour before time. N. Better so than an hour after it. Are you ready ? Mr. L don’t know. What’s that noise ? r. N. The Cab. I sent for it. he N. That you might have to pay the man for waiting half an three-quarters of an Srp alerted ao five minutes. shan’t, but you are always in such a It you are going to keep him half an hour, sy oo ? Mr. N. “Then, [’li go into the pnts will adjourn our departure till to-morrow. Mrs. N. lf I don’t go to-day, MroN. VU you don’t go t % it will not ; it wail be y Tt a oo how do you make that ot? ill 1) y, you keep nagging at me, Ww me ti don’t know whether I’m on my head or my heels. Have you got the | I bunch of keys ? Mr. N. I've never seen the bunch of tame. gave ’em to you inthe Mr. ¥ You did nothing of the kind. There they are in your basket. Then you must have put’em there. Mr. N. How could that be when you had the = on your arm all the ag Bat you ’ve got them—what dawdle for I declare I had rather s' of my bite than be hunted and driven like this. directions pd the luggage ? Mr. N. Lo Mrs. N. 1 dare say t Mr, N. 1 dove ont Ga" nl do nothing of the tied, Mrs, N. You know they all did when Mr, N. 1 know that one did, which was your own ene oa enninn, ant ae ee es now. them, and making them look like I don’t ‘in thé cab, as the time Le wen dl te ett ve you written the fal tat Dy we went to Boulogne. eee Mrs. V. You have no more feeling for Semen Fang Sy = I desired the servants to stay up-stairs with the the poor things, that they might not know that we were going away. Mr. N. Pack of nonsense, ox must inep it — pe later, and 15%, Som a emanate OE, tae . V. Your is cay each things anes cionef msigins schenagdl the bene. | I hope it not be a ae meennre & exttene an authority. Mr. N. I was only sayi wy could the have gone ohh wa win Feumn coped Lal tis evtattn taet be ted eahy L w eager to accept that invitation, while if we ap mae ns A ger pe "s, we could all have gone; but Auyt Fiacesxty doesn’t fish, and smoke, and drink gin-and-water in the bis cP 80. Mrs. NW. Yoewny! If you dare to insult a relative who is so dcar to me, in your own mi Ee ee Mrs. N. | meh aang phew kind. Mr. N. 1 believe you are right, we shall find them again, and ae oes Ce ee as not go to Mrs. N. lt will be all your own fault if we do, standing here annoying me instead of putting the boxes into the eab. 7. x It’s not my business. Let the servants do it. _ There, hold your tongue. I will doit. (Seizes'a vast bor.) rag F Manat oe ‘ou mad ? Mrs. My. It is eno to make me so, being nagged and worried as am. Mr. N. Here (opens street- door) Cabman ! Cabman, Here you are, Sir! Mr, N. I know that, bat I want you here. Put these things in and about the cab. Cabman. Heavy load, rather, Sir, ain’t it, Sir? How many might be H Sir? 2 | ee N. There might be twenty, but there are-but two. Mrs. N. That is nght, Henny, and just like pod pase Standing to ex- change wretched ne we 7“ the lower orders, and every minute valuable, wae teed coe fellow. I’ll make it r. my ellow. I’ e ey a re. 8 just e¢ you, HENRY. _you with an him whatever he may inferior, and then, of course, you u pene toe *|try to extort. Yesterday, poor Persr not have a new nm because it was throwing away money, but his father can give anything to an insolent cabman. Mr. N. We shall have a break-down with all that luggage as sure as — AF Ah, the first Mus. Naceneron travelled with one Mrs. N. The second Mus. Naceieton happens to be a Lady. (At this the conversation of course begins to grow too terrible for vablication but they get off at last. A MAN TO BE SOLD. Tue intelligent forei of course is well aware that we are used to an See Sees & See OE Bee Bes Set, een so wae | ome ry — | ale ae ily. OTICE.—If Mr. F., who took apartments at 44, C—— Street, don’t come for the DOG which he left there within three days he will be SOLD, to cover the expenses. If we believe our Lovpiey ons unhappy Mn, Pe A the “he” who “ will be sold” + bot lt ees advertiser intended to write s] yA be a mercantile t jon, Ode sales f fl TETRA olen a E |

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PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI —Sarremser 6, 1862. ie ries i i Ht is | | el fy if bave PRIZE MEDAL, ave been made under their Patent. These Um- weilas may be had of all ‘Deniers and should have words “ Savostuas’ Auraca.” Goods of their own Manufacture having the word W. & J. Sancoren, Patentees, 140, Regent Street ; M, Fleet a, we, Exchange : 7S, Cheapside. N.B. Observe the Se Noma, LLIPSON & Co’s New Perfume, “ -~! caanamen ail F a in a CELEBRATED ] ‘ns, Soupm Sella, Seesien Hot & Gold Masts aad sil Dealarein Fi Secon ROBINSON'S PATENT , for making and at mall cost superior Barley Water. ROBINSON'S PATENT FRY’S CHOCOLATE CREAMS. MAPPIN AND COMPANY, SHEFFIELD MANUFACTURERS, OPPOSITE to the PANTHEON, OXFORD STREET, W. Forwarded Direct from their Manufactory, ROYAL CUTLERY WORKS, Sheffield. MAPPIN & Co.'s CELEBRATED TABLE CUTLERY. (All best Steel Blades, secure | balance Ivory Hendie.) Seery Mandies. [Good | Median Sevarer or Tranaparend | lvery lvory. s | l dow Table Knives ............... (20138 0\21 6 0 2115 0 422606 Z Ldoz. Cheese Knives .........6+05+ 01 0; @€1 0' £bS6O} IMO z 1 pair Regular Meat Carvers ........| 046 070) 6183 0) OS % | 1 pair Mxtra size ditto ...............| 9 5 6) 0 8 0| O18 6) OM 0 a Poultry Carvers .............. | 046) 07 0] O18 0] OW 6 ie for sharpening .............. “tat o36'046 @650 = Complete Service ...... -|@2 0 0)43 0 6/4520 46 7 0 ' Full Size. Fiddle. Thread. King’s. Lily. | 12 Table Forks jusigepenvasceppeares £21 7 0\224 0 £216 6 \£2u o| 12 Table Spoons .... antig 170/| 21 0; 210; 24 0 | 12 Dessert Forks salen 110}/200)/200)/200 12 Dessert Spoons os -|/ T10;2 0600 200;300 | 12 Tea Spoons Fi TERED om 6/140); 140/180 MAPPIN & Co.’s Dressing Bags and Cases, Dispatch Boxes, &c., With ae of the Best +_— Ladies’ Travelling and Dressing Bags, fitted with 14 useful welling and Dreaing Bag, ted with 1 ino articles, £22 2s. Offecr’s Dispatch Box, Completely fitted with Stationery, £2. Ladies’ and Gentlemen's Best Travelling and Dressing Cases and Baga, with sterling Silver Fittings, to Sixty Guineas. .MAPPIN AND COMPANY, Opposite the PANTHEON, 77 and 78, OXFORD STREET, LONDON. MANUPACTORY, ROYAL CUTLERY WORKS, SHEFFIELD. th Catalogues sent Post Free. FURNISH YOUR HOUSE WITH THE BEST ARTICLES AT DEAN E’S IRONMONGERY AND FURNISHING WAREHOUSES. DEANE’S CELEBRATED TABLE DEANE’S ELECTRO-PLATED SPOONS CUTLERY. AND — ae rating "Oe x nives. Knives. 408. Finest Ivory Handles wg : a Od. Forks een = = = - Medium __s,, is 8a. #. 64. | Spoons, Ind Seay 33s. bog ls. 64, 16s. 12s. 5s. 64. | Poricg Sls. 23s. - Good DEANE’S Electro-Plate Tea and Coffee Sets, Co, FOR | BRUSSELS, peau aaa a So J, MAPLE AND ‘ETS, a RECENT & ADOIT PERFECT FOR ALL KINDS OF WORK. SALE ROOMS, 139, RECENT 8° | ON/DON, Le tt ree , &e., to their New ariiowe in the ti Interna tion, 1862, Prise Medai for Diam a jewellery, Silver Fiat, and quneral Gc sod MACaseAn OF tor promoting ROWLAN Growth, ALIDOR for Improving ond — Benstlfying the end Skia, and radi. sue De ODONT ODONTO, of Peart Dentitrice, to Bold and B at yn Gorton, ‘and by Chemists and Liqueur Stands, Cruets, Cake DEANE’S Drowing Room Stoves, Ranges, &c. Baskets, &c. DEANE’S Fenders and Fire Lrons. DEANE'S Dish Covars and Britannia Metal pgaxn’s [rn Bedatenda, with Dodds Prices of Tin Dish Covers in Sete of es a, aS ee eS eee. Oe, Or | pmaus R sso “Baths. See Illustrated , 788. DEANE’S Pasion. miché Tea Trays, in Sets, Priced Pamphlet. from 2ls. New and Elegant DEANE’S Tin, Japan, and Iron Goods. Patterns y intr d. |DEANE’S Cornices and Cornice Poles. DRANE'S Bronzed, Copper, sad Brase Goods DEANE£’S Horticultural Tools. DBEANE'S Bronzed Tea Urns, 50s., 632., $42. DBANE'S Moderator Lamps, from 7s. to £6 6s,| DEANE’S Chandeliers and Gas Fittings. AN ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE AND PRICED FURNISHING LIST SENT POST FREB. DEANE & Co., LONDON BRIDGE.-Established A.D. 1700. BENSON’S WATCHES. ¢ Perfection of Mechanism.”—Morning Post. GOLD 5 to 100 Gs.: SILVER 2 to 50 Gs. Send Two Gtompe fee Busees's Illustrated oi ~5- - we every construction of Watch now made, wi! Watches sent to all parts of the Kingdom free by Post, or to India and the Colonies for 5s. extra. $3 & 34, LUDGATE HILL, axp 46 & 47, CORNHILL, LONDON, E.C. Established 1749. GENTLEMEN'S REAL HEAD OF HAIR, oR = ee ig ay ge renga Ay whieh this Peruse is made is > 90. upeter fo “Com of the LW 4 honour of « visit from the Seeptic Se er eae gan oir el ae ema F. BROWNE'S ae MODE OF ae THE HEAD. Bound the Head, in manner of a Millet, caving As dotted Inches. iw. } badones | Bw 2. —,- .. 2 Anse cess | “et | THE CHARGE FOR THIS UNIQUE HEAD oF HAIR, ONLY 41 102 OF ROSES, FOR = im Zyeserving, and Beautifyiv 7" mparts to th ir the fre eof the — and gives it a cmesth ant iloesy ypent foes. After Smee used, o8 in ware . * refreshing qu pest proved to be « dated. do. bs., ond It ass "Eeten, i, New Bond Street. SAUCE. LEA AND PERRINS’ WORCESTERSH IR SAUCE. Pr A by ie ‘ irs “THE ONLY GOOD SAUCE.” None genuine without Name on wrapper, Deetan, °° Sold by Caceen & seer CARRE uzvna N NM BURALGIC L ac. th tt DOT ae ~ ape ¥. » . * tbtnenee, Toe Bev. Sin F. Gone Oven.er, Bart 4 ‘ ; RRIAGE FREE, BE LA: Us eae Phaeurde Van eee

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PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARL—Serremser 6, 1862. THE ENGLISH CYCLOPADIA. Conducted by CHARLES KNIGHT.

The Exotisn Crcotorzpia is Published in Four Divisions, each Division being complete in itsely. THE CYCLOPZDIA OF GEOGRAPHY. THE CYCLOPZDIA OF NATURAL HISTORY. THE CYCLOPZDIA OF BIOGRAPHY. THE CYCLOPZDIA OF ARTS AND SCIENCES.

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From “Aut tee Year Rouwp,” ty aw Articte crow Parwu Reomrens. From THe “ ArwEex2om.” | “So observes Mr. Charles Knight in his a, comprehensive Popular History of | ‘We very cordially recommend Mr. Knight's vol to the read on hawt. Wet from which no topic that concerns the history of the — even know of no History of England so free from prejudice, so thoroughly honest and impartial, this question of the origin of parish —bas been omitted ; Mr. Knight's | so stored with facts, fancies, and illustrations, —and therefore none #o well adapted for sched ok let us say here by the way, best history extant not -- 4 for, but also of, the | | oF college—as this * Popular History of England. « peuple.” REISSUE OF PUNCH =. + From its Commencement in 1841 to the end of 1860. In Volumes, 5s. boards, wneut, monthly ; and in double Vols., 10s. 6d. cloth gilt, every other month. The following Volumes are already published :—In boards, Price 5s. each, Vola. 1 to 19. In cloth, gilt edges,— Vol 1 (For 1841) ‘ ° e ° . - 68, Od, Vols. 10 and 11 (1846) , é é 3 . « 10s. 6d. Vols. 2 and 3 (1842) . ‘ ‘ ‘ p - « 10s, 6d, Vols. 12 and 13 (1847) . : ‘ P . - 10s, 6d. Vols. 4 and 5 (1843) e . , 4 4 . 108. 6d. | Vols. 14 and 15 (1848) ; ‘ , > . . ee Vols. 6 and 7 (1844) . ; : ° 2 « « AG 64 Vols, 16 and 17 (1849) . ‘ ; . < . 10s. 6d, Vols. 8 and 9 (1845) : ‘ ‘ ‘ ; - 10s, 6d. Vols. 18 and 19 (1850) _ —=«y. é ; : . « 10s, 6d, *,” Any Volume or Double Volume may always be had separately. From tax “ Examiven.” pleasant and handy volume one can recover the whole body of English gossiy: ‘or 4 “ As « current comment on our social history, the volumes of Punch will pon Oe a. To the shelves, then, of all household libraries not yet = their » AVL Te Wd Oy ee store of wit and wisdom, we r = 1 of Punch in this their com . The sketches show the English y year in issue. They are rich in wholesome comic thought, and they are, we believe, they lived, chronicle every shift and turn To tward fashion Thus in repertory of comic sketches within the whole range of English and foreign literature.” ONCE A WEEK, An ILLUSTRATED MISCELLANY of LITERATURE, ART, SCIENCE, and POPULAR revonmarion} Is Published Every Satunpay, Price 3d. ; in Monthly Parts, Price 1s. ; and in Half-Yearly Volumes, Price 7s, 6d, *." VERNER'S PRIDE; a New Story by the Authoress of “East Lynne,” is now in course of Publication.

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