Punch 1862-08-16: Vol 43 Iss 1101

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Aveust 16, 1862.]

OsticiInc Rambway OrriotaL, “Any Luggage, Miss!” Lapy. “‘ No. , PAM AT SHEFFIELD.

ve Lorp Patmerston, the Indomitable (if the Cabmen will pardon us given them so much offence), scarcely waited tthe doors of Parliament to be closed when off he rattled to Sheffield, ra. to dine with Mr. Jonw Brown, the excellent Mayor of the City of Knives. There was a splendid banquet at the Cutlers’ Hall, and the Mewbers for Sheffield, the Aldermen, numbers of Mayors, and others of study how to skin flints, [ suppose, as becomes a CHANCELLOR OF THE ! The Morning Star says, “ His Lordship entered freely into conversation with the gentlemen present, | pnd was in excellent mood for cracking jokes, many of which were pro- rhaps undesirous to say more BDEN’S friend, the PREMIER, for using a word that has e by f elite of Yorkshire were present. ative of much laughter.” The Star, an was necessary in honour of Mr, unkindly suppresses the jokes in question, Lut Mr. Punch, who is im il, and would cheerfully record an epigram by Ma. Haprieip or

neral bow to all present, resented, and m a facetious observation in each case. “ Ah, Mr. uzntey TWeNtyMAN,” said his Lordship, “you here. Glad to see in ou, Fortran, and how’s Mrs. Sixtymay. (Laughter). You came oo rom the West Indies, I think? Not from Hayti, though, or else, ttrMas, you’d be an E1emutTymay. Roars of Laughter). eh? ERMAN GriBBON, how are you? When shal oot bition of your Decline and Fall? (Much merriment). Mn. Hapriexp, je ca “lighted, [’m sure. How are your poor aitches? (Shouts). By the wa io class ™ going to say in my speech that pelos PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. | 6)

OM I was waiting for @ party who were to have come by this train.” 0.R.0. “A Party, Miss. Ahi? let me see (con fide ntially) with Whiskers ?”’ Ax, if either gentlemen could make one, begs to supply the omission. Lorp Patmerstow, having entered the reception room, and made a ‘aon hands with each geutleman who was you give us a new and Roesvcx are thorough oglish in your sentiments, but mind, Aprretp, | don’t recognise your pirations as Henglish, old fellow. (Sensation.) You dissent from that mark, eh? Well, you've a right to, as you are a Dissenter. (Laughter | want to see them. Ap#ieup, do you think there ‘ll be an aiteh-bone on Here we are; here comes Calves to say all’s |

oe | as = OMNIBUSES THAT KNOW HOW TO CONDUCT THEMSELVES, It is not often that we have it in our power to say a good word in favour of Manchester, but we are bound to confess that it has sent usa very good omnibus, which has already Let far a-head in public estimation of the miserably managed vehicles, that have so long been a disgrace to the | metropolis, Not only is this pattern omnibus roomy, clean, and comfortable, but it is also more rapid than its dilatory competitors, that are so imperfect in all their paces, that \ they may be said to be completely behind the age. We y wish that Cottonopolis would only merease the obligation. Having sent us a | omnibus, would it also go out | of its way to send up to London a Patent Safety Cab ? | We mean a cab that one could ride in comfortably and in yerfect safety against be or imposed upon. here is an immense opening in our streets for an improve- ment of the latter deseription, the introduction would materially relieve our police ates of a very great ortion of their labours. Re fined as our cabmen

yave lately been, the old sch precept of “ Respice Finem,” does not seem to have h slightest effect ~ <and them, excepting when that end happens to be confisca- tion of their badges. If Manchester will only confer this boon upon us, we will promise never to say another word against the Manchester On the contrary, we will be at all times ready to maintain, and, if necessary, to prove that there is no better school in the world for producing a firm-handed, clear-sighted, cautious, steady set of men, in whose hands the reins of government ean be laced on all occasions with the greatest confidence, not ess with regard to the public advancement and well-being than the general improvement of our ways. ium@aaal

Punch’'s Telegrams. A Porttow of some such as the following telegrams will = appear in the Morning papers one of days. “ Paris, April | “ A mare’s nest has been discovered at Messina | “ The Archimandrite and his clergy walked in procession | to the spot “ All the eggs were addled. “ The Podesta received an ovation.”

Hallamshire, and it’s a good deal pleasanter than reading Haviam’s books. (Laughter.) Got a good dinner for us, Ma. Mayor, but I need not ask, Shefficid’s the place for a man to play a good knife and fork, and to get ’em too, eh? (Applause.) Cut and come again, that’s your motto, and I shall be happy to cut to-night, cut away in the morning, and come again whenever you like toask me. (Cheers) I had a good mind to bring Giapstowe with me, but he has trotted off to Flint—to | ExcHEeQuenr (sensation), else he would have made youa guod speech, | am Cosppen would admit if he were here. (Cheers) | temper; but that I need not say to gentlemen in the steel line (Loud pm ah ) I say, Ma Mayon, punetuality is the soul of digestion— think the soot’s come down the kitchen chimney, eh ? (Laughter) An | of you look at that playbill of the Rovmenx Dinner, four guineas a-he id. potato cakes and iced water? I didn’t think much of the menu, and should like to know what my old friend Pozzo pt Borco would have | said to -—or and punch, when you were going in for high art in | cookery. I’m told Ma. Money rehearsed the enfrées five times, which | I eall noble devotion—have you rehearsed your entrécs, Mn. Mavon— he would have made you go it. Mowgy would have made the Mayor go. | (Roars of Laughter.) Going to have ladies? Not at the table, eh ?— i that’s a shame. Don’t like sending s to the gallery. (Great | Laughter.) 1 like to see them at table, Venus and Bacchus, vou know, to speak classically; besides, they shut up the bores so awfully, no fellow likes to think that the women are laughing at him. And | your Sheffield ladies are so highly ornamental; it’s a shame of you | Mr. Mayor, and I shall tell them so. (Applause.) No dinner, yet! You are celebrated for your Sheffield wittles (shouts of laughter), and I the table? Ha! ha! : ready. Roesvuck, move that the House adjourn, and set the example. | After you, Mx, Joux Brown; after you, Ma. Maror.” The noble wish our friend | lord then joined the procession to the banquet-room, singing gaily as he “ Joun Broww’s dinner 's smoking on the board, Se we ‘ll all go marching along,” dere ¢ applause.) Why don’t you go to chureh ? Church won’t go to you, per "0 Know, rn. Rogesvck, I am c to see you looking so well, | md how’s the Emperor or Austaia? (Sensation. } What are his ‘ings on the Hungary question ?—mine are that ‘as Prown’s dinner was ready. Mn. Auperman Martuews, how | went, 308 youdo? IT am delighted to come and see you at home, Maruews aay Home was always delightful. (Vehement applause.) Here we are in quired, ~

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A FRIENDLY INTERFERENCE. Frencuman TO Opapran. “ Pardonnezmoi, Mo'sieu/ It has arrived to your Collar to stick him up.” OBLIGING A ROTHSCHILD IN THE PRIZE RING. To live like a fighting cock is an expression not yet obsolete; but when one wishes to describe a luxurious existence, assuredly ere long the best comparison will be to say that Mr. So-and-so is living like a prize-fighter. What con- tinents of venison and what oceans of champagne may be afforded for the diet of a pugilistic champion, may be seen by this announcement in the Sporting Life :— “Tom Savens’s 200 Mew awp Horses’ Fareweit ror a Time To nis Tavs Barrise Som — Tom Savers's company and horses are engaged, together with the veteran agent, to visit Australia. The great English boxer and his troupe, consisting of 160 men, sixty horses, and two elephants, go to Australia. The ship Alerendria, 1.500 tons burden, will convey the mighty hero and suite to the land of novelty September 6, 1862, at the termination of the Exhibition. Ma. Savens is engaged at the sum of £55,000 for twelve months, exclusive of the voyage each way in the ship Alerandrsa. Therefore, under these circumstances, he will for a time bid farewell to the land he loves, wishing to return with the laurels ofa far distant soil emblazoned on his breast, which will add to the comfort of his declining years, surrounded by the affluence he so richly deserves, as one who has upheld to the letter the honour and bravery of his dear native P Five and eighty thousand pounds is no bad sum to pom for a single year’s engagement, and we heartily congratulate the worthy Mr. Sayvexs on the prospect of good living which appears to be before him. Even if he Lave not saved a penny out of all the money he has pocketed by sparring and by starring in “ the provinces,” he may now look forward to returning from Australia with ample means for his indulgence in every kind of luxury, from the costliest of claret to the tiniest of terriers, and the gorgeousest of garments that ever have been sported by. a swell of the Prize Ring. We only trust that Mr. Savers will abstain from living “not wisely but too well:” for people blest with sudden affluence have get the gout, and whatever be his skill in the art of self-defence, Mra. Savers should remember that in most cases the gout is an awkward sort of customer, and when it gives a knock-down blow no science can avail against it. But while we congratulate him upon his good fortune, we really think the “mighty hero” might have man to announce it with more modesty o language than he has cared to use. We don’t so much object to his parading to the world his tremendous amor patria, or to his bragging of the affluence which (in his opinion) he “ so richly deserves,” and which he anticipates will certainly surround him when he returns to settle in his dear native land. But inasmuch as Mr. Savers is merely hired to show himself and his horses in Australia, and as he is to in own to |him, so that he ma

PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARL. [Avousr 16, 1862, bm —_ : _ ‘ ve exactly see what laurels he can win there, and we are =—

therefore slightly puzzled to know why such things should be “ emblazoned on his breast.” If the possession of some laurels of Antipodean growth would really “add to the comfort of his declining years,” we should advise Mz Savers to challenge the ‘Antipodean champion (if there be one), or at any rate to hunt up some one who will fight come with another triumph added to those he has already gained. Unless so, his laurels, if we ever chance to see them, will be of very little value in our eyes: indeed we shall be tempted to regard them as mere greens, to which the term of “cab. bage ” might appear not inappropriate.

AN UNFAIR QUESTION, To any man this question put, If you would touch him near, And tempt his irritable foot : How much have you a-year ? If self-control restrain his ire, His thumb he will apply Unto his nose, and you desire To catechise his eye. There’s nothing that a Briton true More hates than to confess, Required or ordered so to do, Or driven by duress.

’Tis this that makes him Priest and Pope, Wis So cordially detest, SEQ Because they want to search and grope yess The depths within his breast.

No power on Earth can force Jonn Butt His conscience to expose, But rather he his sins would tell, Than his affairs disclose, His income would you ascertain, Its sum why he should show Good cause indeed you must explain That he may let you know. ) ~ fF. 7 Then if you want him to declare His annual revenue, Taxation’s load that it may share In measure just and due; You may expect, with many a sigh, With many a grunt and groan, With growl and grin and faces wry The truth at last will own. But if your tax, like Schedule D, Be partial and unjust, Then may you calculate that he Will tell you—what he must. And you, if more you’d have him say, With thumbscrews and with racks Must wring it out, to make him pay Unequal Income-Tax. Most of | of the Sessi occasion has result has b lo give a tit . The pre t is im upon our ti ontinent, ;

Then wonder you that his returns

been ¢ Thereto should be so small ? “ The cor His cheek with shame, suppose you, burns? Society hese He blushes not at all. her own Would you the full amount extract “The Inte his precarious pelf ? Which it is t Then ask him not for ground of fact especially the Whereon to cheat himself.

partment. With ever-ine

The Danger of Joking with One's Wife.

Mr. Dovez, seeing on a Masonic Lodge’s emblazow mes ft charter, the well-known motto, “ Audi, Vidi, Tace,” reo fail to d mended it hopefully to his wife for her future adopt recollect but the dear creature did not see it; on the contrary, Tile shall ney a loud and voluble strain that lasted for at least bal! er hour, she p to call upon Mr. Dove to trans +> ¢ f| those dark insidious words; and furthermore she insis!? not =

in a tone of authority that seemed to inspire more ™ than respect, upon being instantly informed as to was Mr. Dove's little meaning in expressing hope she should adopt any gibberish like that as her ©

quite a peaceful way, without the least idea of being called upon to fight, we don’t Up to the hour of our going to press, the dispute ws ™ pending.

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fn ne ~, a ew —~ Nu Ww ‘ et A] a os. rr wy) m2 “ ~~ yo . ™, ? y — ) ~~ SY Sm ‘ — SKETCH ON THE SEA COAST DURING THE GALE. Lord D-ndre-ry (to his Bwother). *‘ A-a-a, I TaHay, Taam! Warner a Drraptay or Ficozr—Ea ?”

REVIEW OF THE SEASON. Most of the newspapers, as soon as Parliament closes, give a review ofthe Session. As little has been done this year, the summary on this ecasion has been far from a lively one. In the fashionable world, the result has been very different. e are enabled, from favoured sources, lo give a titled y’s review of what has been going on :— The present Season has been a most severe, a highly fatiguing one. “It is impossible almost to enumerate the many calls we have had upon our time by friends from the country, and foreigners from the Continent, as well as from the innumerable exhibitions that have deen open. “The consequence has been, that no lady who owes anything to Society has scarcely had a moment to herself that she could fairly call aT OWN. “The International Show has monopolised a great deal of our time, which it is to be hopes as been profitably and instructively spent, ‘specially the many delicious hours we have passed in the Jewellery Vepartment. It would be a source of great regret, after pppectiog Vib ever-increasing + — the varied intellectual stores of Messrs “asvgL, Hunt anp Rosxeit, Stork anp Mortimer, and others not less dazzling fame, if ladies, generally so impressionable to such aspiring scenes, have not carried away with them many happy remi- eences of them upon which their memories as well as their eyes will wt fail to dwell hereafter with a fond gratification that will brighten ur recollection of the memorable season of 1862, with a lustre such shall never fade. These treasures ought to be for ever hoarded up ith faces care in the valued jewel-box of memory. he two O have mo lised most of the evenings that we ave not been able to devote to dinner parties, and conversaziones, and tes of a more sociable nature. To Parti on Titres, to Mazio, and ut less beloved GrucLiw1—our thanks are most gratefully due. ir ished voices, as they ring thrillingly again in the ears of our recol- tion, should stimulate us to cultivate our own during the quiet ts of the recess, when Fashion, kindly allowing its most ardent es to retire to the country, gives them breathing time to recover m their fatigues.

“ The Handel Festival, as well as the Piping Bullfinch, must have given unqualified gratification to all who had the least ear for music. | “ A word of compliment must be paid to the Pasna or Eoyrt for | honouring the present Season with his presence, and more, especially for the delightful /é/e he gave us on board his yacht, though it is to be | regretted that his swite had not the good taste to defer their smoking | until after the ladies had retired. “Tt would be ill becoming in this review, dedicated essentially as it is to pleasure, to say anything dis ng the Japanese Ambassadors ; but, still, as they never did anything for the gratification of Fashion, | beyond occasionally showing themselves in public, it would be gross flattery to launch into any phrases approaching ever so remotely to encomium in their favour. They never gave a single entertainment | whilst they were here, and the presents they brought with them were | of that shabby description that no revendeuse de toilettes would have soiled her hands by accepting them. “ As ladies generally are not noted for the strictest powers of arith- metic, it would be idle to attempt here to give an accurate list of the innumerable balls, soirées, matinées, and thés dansantes, or otherwise, and kettledrums that those, whose lips are allowed to come in contact

. | with la créme de la créme, have participated in this Season. The annals of that admirable Moniteur de la Mode, the Morning Post, will amply supply the deficiency, and those who are curious on this interesting colin, are referred to that impartial magazine of fashion. “ Pleasure (it has been admirably remarked by Mapame pz SraPt, who probably did not understand much about it), exciting as it may be at the moment, is invariably enervating in the end. It isa kind of | milliner’s bill, of which we enjoy the delightful products at the time being, but for which we must pay the full price as soon as the bright- ness has faded. The Season is now over. It has been more than an usually laborious one. The consequence is that our brightness has ) me is no shame in making a confession that is apparent on the mere ace of the thing) somewhat faded. It would be advisable, therefore, that we should endeavour to pay a visit to that real Mapame Kacuet, that only true restorer of woman’s any | complexion— Dame Nature. Consequently, after the fatigues that have heroically been undergone this

Season, a trip to the sea-shore, or to a charming country seat, or to Spa,or Ems, or Baden. Baden, would be about the best thing that one could do.”

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om AT etree ee | them complaining that Government had been tardy in bringing forward | the measure. : PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. [Aveusr 16, 1862, Neptune the ling, and in fact ; ELIZABETH WA&S) sometimes been made of Mrs. ENGLAND’ heavy charg born, Mrs. Exctawp has been a professed smoother of the seas. By the band of | }.4+ pot even her bitterest opponents will demy that she b MRS. ENGLAND AND HER FLAT IRONS. - nea =—.. HEN Vulcan forged | have an anvil instead of a button == the bolts of Jove, | our national colours will be, amid those he never dreamt of | roundings, we shudder to imagine—before they are washed. being commissioned | The i to make flat irons for | make wry faces when there is nothing = however, tannia so long ruled with a slender ferule, like that hy which | such a marine monster. authority in a Dame “ \ School is upheld, now instead laugh at their ancient | bunting in token of defeat, ped plan ( our vi werness. ‘To con- spirit a Monitor cast in a different mould ig wanted now Ame-||ike wrinkles. Foreign laundresses on amicable terns rica takes in mang-| with Mrs. ENGLAND, and who are in the habit of borne. re ‘convenient to employ her beating mere curgment, she view Mas, ENGLAND and Miss Faanor it wi can won her OW2 | bered, did all the ironing for a Si “For many years,’ Turkey, which entirely through thew occupation, vw scarcely be surprised if cocked hats and epaulettes wep superseded by leathern aprons and gloves, em riguey The sweet little cherub that sits up aloft will, we suppose or his me and what erruginous sy. who always gets on oon on horseback wv] at left for him to mou . The waves, | but a screw. The Hardy Norseman whose of yore wag which Bri-| on the stormy sea, if fe could behold a Merrimac, wou) certainly admit he never had so bard a put to crack ; wu we question even whether a Viking, if he came acrom help ig With astonish. ment. In lieu of cutlass, Jack we nase } be armed wi: spike and sledge-hammer, and will be to loosen a rivet, Captua with a plate. When the Board of Admiralty has become an ironny board, hostile squadrons will necessarily be rubbed ox ir buoyant , may then find : i Instead keeping upencrmous fires of their own. of ths shows how | ing a cup of gumpowder from her |} Horn in 18545, and refer with pride to tk ever since | rescued from the paws of a Great Complaints bar her energetic servant Newson (late of the “ Trafalgar”) every crease im the|).. peculiar talent for “ polishing off” has always gira Mediterranean —every rumple of the Nile—was systematically removed. In his tion satisfaction . time, however, the business was cariied on with wooden rollers or tubs, Then, | —— admirals affected different colours—now they are all in the blues. Srerne, speak. | ing of an ideal captive, says, he saw the “iron enter his soul”—the same painful | operation is undergone daily by every timber-loving commodore. Wuy was “College Pudding” so called ?—From th We should | fact of its being Eton. wea their blockade rights as belligerents. They blockaded Bnist PUNCH’S ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT. |ports. The Premrer replied to the effect that there was no casei Monpay August 4th. The Lords, who had a special sitting on the previous Saturday, to read the Distress Bill a Second Time, suspended all rules, bas‘ened it through Committee, and passed it to-day, some of Loup Campsett, or StRaTHEDEN, made a speech in favour of a recoguition of the Southern Confederacy, but the ds considered that the subject should be left in the hands of the Government, and Ear. Russt.i expressed his obligations for that mark of confidence, ve Commons had a short meeting, and as at the St. Stephen’s Club it | is the custom to discuss everything, the case of the lady to whom Ireland gives and Scotland denies the name of Mas. Mason Yeuverton was | brought up, and Ma. Watresipe made a speech ia the interest of his lute Giewt, Sik Rounpe.t PaLwer admitted the absurdity of havin three systems of marriage law, and wished the English system adopted throughout the three kingdoms, but gave no pledge to attempt legislation. Mr. Punch is unable to epdvestenl why a civil contract should not be | required in all cases—that is to say, a registration before a civil officer | —and then the subsequent ceremony might be left to the feelings of the | perticn, who might please themselves wi'h the graceful pr =o aad of a Jatholic marriage, the solemn ritual of England, the drawing-room benediction of Seotland, or the gymnastic performance across the emblem of household cleanliness, He certainly thinks that people ought to know whether they are married or not, although he admits that doubts on the subject are exceptional, and that the housekeeping books exbibit a series of certuli which are perfectly convincing to most men. Both Houses rose until Thursday. When in the Commons the Arronney-Gewenat (a Dis- seuter) had to defend the Bishor or Oxroxp for his order for a Silent Prayer for the restoration of peace in America, Str Witiam said thaf “ it was to be presumed that the Bishop had not issued the order | unadvisedly,” and one’s defender could hardly say much less for one. Mr. | Newprcate takes up the Chureh Rate question, and introduces a Bill for the settlement thereof. Mr. Osporwe once more tried to burst the Armstrongs, but Sim Georee Lewis stood to his guns. Lorp Patmenrston said that he and Lory Suarrespuny had not yet filled up the ~y of the late Primate of lreland—Mr. Punch, al a good many other good men, would like to hear, not that those Lords had filled upa trench, but that a Taewou—ha! ha! do you apprehend interference, and was understood to mean that we would hold w tongues, so long as we could do so honourably, and let the North g« far as we could possibly permit, not entirely without reference # | English interests, inasmuch as what is jast now sauce for the Souths goose may hereafter become sauce for the saucy Northern gander. Te Session was over, R Eh! Punch had nearly forgotten the Speech from the Throne. Wi luck that he should have just remembered it in time, but then bes | always lucky. To be sure, there was not much to recollect, ‘This w# what Lonp Wesrsvury had to say :— Obliged by your attendance and attention. Everything pleasant with Foreign Powers. Yankees still at it—we shall not interfere. Conference to sit upon Turkish difficulties. Must smash the Taepings. Valuable treaty with Kine Leoroxp. — Much obliged for money and Fortifications. Exceedingly obliged to the Volunteers. Pleased to see so many foreign visitors. Got an Anti-Slave Trade Treaty with Mr. Lixcoy. Glad something has been done for Education. Very sorry for manufacturing distress, Useful Conveyancing Reform. Useful Act for Parovhial Assessments. Useful Act about Highware. Useful Acts about Irish Weights and Poor. Useful Merchant Shipping Act. Behave yourselves weil at home. Usual prayer. You are Prorogued till Friday, 24th October : With your sentimentalibus lachryme roar ’em, And pathos and bathos delightful to you, p Which the good Mr. Punch (who confesses they bore hia) Has done with, thank Fate, for the year L A Here who Fights for a Penny. Leave has been graciously granted to Capram Ganwna™, us, SUAPIFSBURY ? Ma. 8. Firzceratp called Lory Patwerston’s attention to the! fact that the Northern States were using to the utmost, not to say fought so valiantly for his umbrella at Brompton the other 47, change his name. In consequence of that memorable exploit, be * be allowed to call himself Captain GinenaM. lac!

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Briust base 1 old oar hgoe mce W yu ners Ty r. 2 Wi n bes hs wa | Serve as an example, which Aveust 16, 1862] MARINE ASSURANCE. From Vera Cruz a naval Corres the following, extracted, as he tells us, from a transat- lantiec print :— MATRIMONIAL YOUNG NAVAL OF- FICER, of excellent family and associations, is desirous of entering into a correspondence with some young lady in a similar position, with a view to a nearer and dearer acquaintance here and possessing a good education, a gentle and loving ‘tion. A: J f innesota, Hampton Roads, Va Irish or German aristocracy need net apply Pretty and well educated, disposed to gentleness and love, surely these good qua- lities should satisfy a man, if found united in a lady of good family and “ excellent associations,” whatever they may be, There is a smac of over-nicety in this young , ; officer's exclusion of the titled girls belonging to Germany and Ireland from the extraordinary ot wey being blessed with his handwriting, and then possibly his sand. A pretty, gentle, loving girl, born of a good family and educated well, is not a persun to be sneered at because she happens to belong to the Lrish —-, or to claim relation to some man prince or cer in the navy of the Northern Untied States, | lord. A sy pod ne be his i can hardly yey Ue ges ap anes fear to b y sO many pretty gir e birth, as to render it desirable to exclude at least two countries from competing for his hand. We hear a good deal no 8 about marine assurance, aud if this advertisement be taken as a sample of it, there is very clearly no lack of assurance in the navy of New York. MORE YANKEE SLANG. Ong serious evil resulting from the abominable Civil War still raging in a its tendency to corrupt the English language. Despatches — by Northern generals are published in English newspapers, and almost by many British journalists who ought to know betier. Some new solecism is continually turning up in these illiterate compositions, and, being adopted and repeated in olkes writings of the same description, soon becomes current Yankee coin, as base as shinplasters or cardboard- stamps, which must not be suffered to pass in this country with sterling English. Some of these counterfeits have been already nailed to our counter, and we must now affix one more. |, The last new mintage of American vocabulary smashers is the verb | To claim,” used as signifying to allege, assert, or maintain. Such and | such an officer, for instance, is said to claim that he has taken so many guns and prisoners. ‘To pretend that he has taken them is what might naturally be supposed to be meant ; because “ to claim” is to “ demand of right,” to “require authoritatively ;” and when it is said that a man Claims to have done something, and especially something that is improbable, what seems to be implied is that he demands credit for his Statement to that effect, which is doubted. In a sort of Prospectus of a “ General Basis of the Society of the Lyceum Church of Spiritualists, Boston, U.S.A.,” occurs the following sentence :— “ The members of this Society claim that the soul of man is iramortal.” The ludicrous misuse of the word “claim,” above instanced, may gregarious, imitative, and unthinking | Writers, who are tuo apt to combract vulgar and villanous idioms, are hereby implored to avoid. They Stoop to Conquer. PeaceMonGERs at any rise, may say what ill-natured things they Please against the Rifle Shooting Association, but at all events they ae accuse the Members of passing altogether “an aimless istence,” Fret-Work (sy a Female Architect).—Tears. PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARL tae after, the lady must be pretty, | of them contain disgusting Yankeeisms, which are copied | THE MANIFEST DESTINY OF THE YANKEES. JoxatwaN.—’Tis now some while since I’ve heard anything, from ndent forwards us| your Yankee statesmen and stump-orators, about the manifest destiny lof the United States. The destiny of your Model Republic, your | go-ahead people, the freest and most enlightened nation on the globe, which rods manifest to those eloquent and impassioned patriots, was that of extending over the whole American continent by the annexation (the wise called it) of your neighbours’ territories, The manifest destiny of the cup, friend JowaTHaNn, is sometimes too confidently resumed to be reaching the lip; but, as a pre-Tupperite philosopher has remarked, a casualty frequently occurs between the one and the | other, so as to prevent the vessel from reaching its destination, The Model Republic, that was to chaw up Creation, and swallow the | universe like an infinite Python, or the Great American Sea-Serpent, is severed in twain, and of its two writhing pieces, each, become an indi- | | vidual snake, is now writhing and struggling, with all the might of its | coils, to crush and chaw up the other. North and South is to “spill much more blood,” and become “ wus” |as you pronounce the word, and spend much more money; and one destiny which apparently if not manifestly awaits you is national bavk- ruptcy, and the consequent necessity of caving in. Ihe ultimate destiny manifest to mankind at large as that whieh is reserved for you Yankees is not that of going where all good niggers go. | I am sorry to inform you that the general opinion is that the spplauders of Generat Butier will go where they will meet Naya Sau, On such a subject, however, | will not be so presumptuous as to talk like | Matoworm and the Pore. But I may pcb non say, friend JonaTHan, to judge by the way in whict you are going on, that, as regards this | world, at any rate, your manilest destiny, a destiny in evideut courre of accomplishment, is that of descending to the very lowest place, It has for some time been said that, in form and features, your people are approaching the Red Indian type, and I now find you exulting in the | worst brutality of Sepoys, whilst you also pac tre their malignant | ferocity, in howling for British blood, and whooping over British distress, mauaifestly burning to glut your bloodthirst upon this country, by way of return for our petting and pampering you, humouring your | whims and extravagance, treating you with the utmost kinduese and | forbeatance, and making you every possible concession, Thus, JowaTuan, you see, you are sinking from bad to worse, from sav to lower savage, and your manifest destiny, at that rate of decadence, is the zero of humanity. But will you stop there, Jonatuan ? If there is any truth in the theory of the “Origin of Species,” there may be an inversion of the originating process, you know. Degeneration is as possible as development, and American citizens, if they go on raving, blaspheming, murdering, burning, and wreaking foul unmanly vengeance, may, alter having passed through the phases of Indian North and East, Nigger, Bosjesman and FEarthman, arrive at a point | below M. pu Cuatiiu’s Fans, who eat their own kinsiolk; JonaTuan cuts the throats of his already. The countrymen of WasuHinoron may decline into Gorillas, and the future Australian traveller who sketches the ruins of Faneuil Hall may find them infested with grinning and gibbering baboons whose ancestors were citizens of New York. Your manifest destiny, unless you return to reason, is all of you to be turned to apes with foreheads villanous low, You will be up a tree indeed, holding on with your feet as well as your hands, like the other quadru mana. Already, JonaTuas, you have morally subsided to the under most moral level. Take care you don’t physically degenerate into a Yahoo. Shall I then acknowledge that you are a man and a brother ? |Ob! Spare me the humiliation of having to admit that such a creature as that which you will become is any relation to PUNCH. Something Like a Menace. upou bis property by the Jurors, put up a protest. The Commissioners immediately covered up his article in a cauvas sacking, and set a Sapper as sentinel to prevent its being taken off. Mr. Punch begs to say that he shall, for once, follow the example of the Commussioners, and i they manifest the slightest impertinence on account of his strictures upon their conduct, he will cover up the whole Exhibition with @ sack, aud set Toby as guard to prevent Mu. Cuz, or anybody else, rom taking it off. Now thea! A Distinction with a Difference. A Panuamestaxy return has just been issued under the head of Income and Property Tax. ‘This is as it should be. There is an Ineome-Tux and there is a Property-Tax. These two distinct taxes are too commonly confounded under the vame of Lncome-Tax, They are, however, very different things. The Income-Tax is @ tax on income consisting of the rent or interest of Property. The Property. Tax is a taxon the income which a person earns, which constitutes the whole of lis property. The manifest destiny of both | Ay Exhibitor at the Show, dissatisfied with the opinion expressed |

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Oe mS — cams wee yp Maina __ PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. {Avovusr 16, 1862. suits | | YU | hihi IN 4 Uff y TURNING THE TABLES; OR, A LITTLE SAUCE FOR THE GANDER. Henrietta (who is joking, of course). “I'VE BEEN THINKING, DEAR CHARLES, THAT, AS YOU REQUIRE CHANGE, IT WOULD BE SO NICE FOR YOU TO GO DOWN WITH THE CHILDREN TO SOME QUIET PLACE aT THE Sea-sipe, WHILE I anp Mrs. Frep Spayker went TO Bapen-Bapen FOR A FEW weeks—En!—” [This last being just what the wretch Cuar_es has been proposing to himself and Frep Spanxer for the last month. GREAT POLITICAL CRICKET MATCH. PaM'S TRAM AGAINST THE AMALGAMATED DIZZYITES. Tuts exciting match has been commenced on the St. Stephen’s ground, and up to the time of the drawing of the stumps it will be seen that Pam’s team have clearly had the best of it. The veteran has indeed by far the stronger side, having pretty nearly had the pick of All England, by whom he has long been feld as a prime favourite. When well warmed to his work there are few more slashing and hard hitters than old Pam, and he has shown himself this season more cautious in his play than it was formerly his wont to be. Dizzy’s underhand sneakers and insinuating twisters have proved of no avail against Pam’s bold and forward batting; and while he has been ever ready to hit out, we think that all who have enjoyed an opportunity | | their side and another one or two of the Manchester Eleven, they doubt to judge of it must have much admired the skill and style of his defence. We were not at all surprised to find him, when the stumps were drawn, carrying out his bat: for the veteran is one of those who when they get well in are generally found by no means easy to put out. On the whole, we think Pam’s team have pretty fairly satisfied the hopes their captain formed of them: although he knows as well as any one that there are one or two uncommonly weak players still amon them. Young Pex is much too reckless to be trusted in a match, and, though he makes at times a fairly average good score, old Woop is sadly clumsy and unscientific. Lewis is a rather slow old-fashioned sort of player, still at some points we admit he is not without his merit : but Cowrer is so generally unlucky (if we may not say, unskilful) in his play that his place might very easily be filled with some one better. Little Jouwwy Russe. is a good old steady player, and from lis long | Saronsh knowledge of the | game; but we think, next to the captain, Brit Giapstowe is decidedly the best man in the team, and though rather apt, like WesTsury, to| repo experience he has of course acquired a 1 show a little temper, he must opieiely be viewed as an uncommonly fine player, and one who very rarely will let slip a chance of scoring. Well knowing his weak point, Dizzy did his best last spring to aggravate | him with his “teasers; ” but Brot was on his guard for them, and wisely took good care to keep within his ground, although certainly, w« must admit, at first he seemed inclined to hit cut rather wildly. On the other side we find but little to commend, although we certainly admire the pluck that Diz has shown in playing what he knew would be a losing game to him. His tactics have however been a long way from first-rate, and on more than one occasion the absence of good generalship has proved of fatal damage to him. What could be more absurd than the putting on of WALPoLe as a bowler at old Pam, who of course made mincemeat of him the first over? Moreover, there must be something faulty in the captain, when a team are so unruly as tl | Dizzyites have shown themselves. To play well together, an eleven must have confidence in the captain who commands them. This conli- dence the Dizzyites have failed as yet to feel; and we therefore cannot wonder at their finding themselves beaten. By getting Conpen on lessly made pretty sure of putting Pam’s team out before the hou came for the drawing of the stumps. But though a clever bowler, and making a good contrast with his slows when he is put on as a chang’ with Dizzy’s sneakers, CoppEn is by no means now so powerful as bi was, and certainly old Pam is not the player to be funked by him. It is understood that the match will be resumed next season, but unless Dizzy contrives to get his men more up to work, there seems very little hope of his doing any good with them. Their fielding is at present far from being at all first-rate: indeed so clumsy have they showed themselves in much that they have done, that one might really have imagined the AmaLGamatep Dizzyites must have a close connection with that other team of cricketers, who have elected to be called the Amalgamated Duffers. As has before been stated, Pam carries out his bat with every chance of winning: indeed some of the members of the St. Stephens’ club are quite willing to bet that the veteran will be sted ao “Not Out” all next season. Morro ror THE Feperat Party.—“ Routs Furnished.” ed

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Avavsr 16, 1862.] “THE HOUSE THAT FOWKE BUILT.” (Humbly suggested by Mr. Punch to the London Stereoscopie Company, as @ sulyect for a series of views “ to be sold in the building.’’) Tuts is the House that Fowxs built.’ This is the Nave, That ran through the House that Fowxs built.’ These are the Tro-phies, That jammed the Nave, That ran through the House that Fowxe built.’ These are the “O-fies |” That greeted the Tro-phies, That jammed the Nave That ran through the House that Fowxe built.‘ This is Crinoline’s closely-pent wave, Dammed ’midst the “O-fies!” That greeted the Tro-phies, That jammed the Nave, That ran through the House that Fowxe built.‘ These are Canute-Commissioners, hopiug to brave The onslaught of Crinoline’s closely-pent wave,’ Dammed ‘midst the “ O-fies !” That greeted the Tro-phies, That jammed the Nave That ran through the House that Fowxe built. This is Mr. Punch, teaching how to behave’? The Canute-Commissioners, hoping to brave The onslaught of Crinoline’s closely-pent wave, Dammed ‘midst the “ O-fies ! ” That greeted the Tro-phies, "l’bat jammed the Nav e That ran through the House that Fowxe built. These are Coue’s f intentions,* a way meant to pave To the favour of A, teaching how to behave The Canute-Commissioners, hoping to brave The onslaught of Crinoline’s closely-pent wave, Dammed ’midst the “ O-fies !” That the Tro-phies, That jammed the Nave, That ran through the House that Fowxe built. These are Exhibitors, forced “in” to “cave”? To Cote’s good intentions, a way meant to pave To the favour of Punch, teaching how to behave The Canute-Commissiofers, hoping to brave The onslaught of Crinoline’s closely-pent wave, Peat grested the tro-phion, the Tro-phies, That jammed the Nave That ran through the House that Fowxz built. These are Keux and Lucas,” to make a clean shave Of the work of Exhibitors, forced “in” to “cave” ‘To Cotz’s good intentions, a way meant to pave To the favour of Punch, teaching how to behave The Canute-Commissioners, hoping to brave 1 Here a view of the International Exhibition Building in all its ugliness * Here a view of the Nave in its nakedness. * Here a view of the Nave in all the deformity of its trophies—(pr to rhyme to “‘ guys.” * How the “-fies” are to be represented, Punch leaves to the L. 8. C., only pre- mising it must not be by notes of admiration. 5 Perhaps Ma. Sranrietp, Ma. E. W. Cooxe, or Mr. Hoox, those eminent sea- painters, will furnish a design for the terrific subject of the closely-pent sea of Cri- noline in a storm. ® Here a design of Stn W. Duae, on the throne as Cancre, surrounded by the other Royal Commissioners as courtiers, com manding the sea of Crinoline to stand ¢ trofies ? Sp. St ott be . in the building,” having been sold in the buil the profit of the Royal Commissioners. _ happy to sit to the L. §. C. for this picture, but objects to already, but not to ws -y Mr. Cotz’s good intenti is « bh we leave to the LSC. Only them make the said intentions large enough, and be sure to tint them couleur de rose. * “Caving in” i > Yestecion for coming down by the run, for which Mr pardon if Punch asks applied to, will ne doubt stand for an Exhibitor sy in,” and will allow his toy trophy to come down by the run for the benefit of the Exhibition will, it is hoped, stand, and stand firmly, for this design. atght bo sugsmnentad as Sho redreseed oth. bal, A on | F | wight of each other that the PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. 69 The onslaught of Crinoline’s closely-pent wave, Dammed ’midst the “O. fies!” That greeted the Tro-phies, That jammed the Nave, That ran through the House that Fowxe built. This is the Mayye-force," that takes up its stave To help Kextk and Lucas, to make a clean shave Of the work of Exhibitors, forced “in” to “ cave” To Coxe’s good intentions, a way meant to pave To the favour of Punch, ing how to beliave The Canute-Commissioners, hoping to brave The onslaught of Crinoline’s closely-pent wave, Dammed ’midst the “ O-fies ! aust greeted the Tro-phies, hat jammed up the Nave, That ran through the House that Fowxe built. " The “ force” may be represented at the will of the L. 8. C. either a! gazioaty. oo vis has introduced Bre and Kperes in his Promethews, or, om- | the Blue and Bluchers of Policeman X. If any attempt is made to set their staves to music it may be to the well-known air of *' Aow-de dow,” or “ Crem tie down,” —an adaptation of the “ Creppies, lie down” of Irish rebellion popularity THE CAB CONSPIRACY, GaureaLpi may please himeelf in Sicily, Jery. Davis may go on licking the North, and the Montenegrins may continue to announce that they kill eleven thousand Turks every day. We have business at home, and had better miad it, The Cabmen of London menace insurrection. There is no time to inquire into the origin of their disaffection, but it dates from the time when their Glorious Three Days of strike pro duced the tyrannical Act of Parliament whieh compels them to be tolerably honest and civil, except when their fares are women, strangers, or other unprotected persons. The foul wrong which placed means of redress within the reach of any person who has plenty of nerve and perseverance, and a week to throw away, has rankled in the minds of the Cabmen, and the exaltation into which they have been thrown by the plunder which they have made this Exhibition year, has broug!it them to exploding point. They now announce, in fiery placards, headed “ Awake, arise, or be for ever fallen,” that they are resolved and united, and that they are about to make a great demonstration in favour ol their right to commit highway robbery. When cab men conspire, good men must combine. They announce that they are going to meet, several thousands strong, in Exeter Hall, and that on the day of their meeting, no Cal shall be brought out after twelve o’clock. They say, in print, that they wish “to give the public a notion of the inconvenience of having no cabs.”’ What the innocent public has done to deserve that the whole business and pleasure of a great city should be stopped, in order to promote the interests of the pockets of any set of men, is not worth discussing. We are told that on this day of the Exeter Hall meeting, we shall not go to railways, theatres, or friends’ houses, that if a physician is wanted | in haste there shall be no means of getting at him, that a child shall not be able to hasten to its dying parent, and that the most importunt business journey shall be rendered impossible. And all this that Cabby may be able to cheat in future to a larger extent, and with impunity, ir. Punch has a recollection that when the Cab Act was passed, a clause was proposed for dealing rather summarily with any such demonstration as the strike that brought on legislation. He has not the Act at hand, and forgets whether the clause was inserted; but the Home Secrertany for the time certainly said in committee that any repetition of the strike would be in t punishable accordingly. Be this as it may, the licensing authorities have the matter pretty much in their own hands. If the cabmen want the Law altered, the nature of a conspiracy, and same means are open to them that are employed by her Majesty's other | subjects for obtaining a revision of the law. But if they proceed to conspiracy and coercion, they should be made to comprehend that the | law of cabs is made for the benefit of three millions of Londoners, not for that of three thousand drivers, Suppose Summerset House announces that the licence of every Cabman | who strikes, as threatened, shall be, ipso facto, cancelled. Doubtless there will be some incouvenieuce to the public for some | time. But we shall be relieved, at once and for the futare, from a | system of extortion and ruffianism, new vehicles and new drivers (there | are thousands to be found at short notice) will be placed upon the ranks, | and London, whose cab system is a disgrace to us, as Manchester, Puris, Liverpool, Glasgow, ond Birmingham tauntingly tell us, will be the ultimate gainer. We will hear the Cabman, if he speaks reasonably and respectfully, and if he can show a real grievance, we will aid him in getting it But if he is inclined to try with the public en masse the tactics he tries, when he dares, with individuals, we will trouble him, not for his ticket, but for his licence.

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| should die.” OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. Enrant Terrisie. “ Are you tummin to our Party to-night, Mr. Borus Hall?” Mamma (with ill-concealed anguish, and most unmaternal feelings towards the ‘ - | Infant). “ Oh/ yes, by the bye ; I—a—really quite forgot | Will you come the Evening with us, if you are not—a— Better Engaged ?” [Of course the wretch is “ only too delighted,” and would “throw over any | you call the Government’s detention of the Delhi Prize engagement.” WAR TO THE WIFE AND CHILDREN! | T® principal merchants and lawyers of New York, assembled in a sort of caucus, have passed a string of resolutions, of which this | is One :— | “*Resolved—That every day's delay complicates our relations both foreign and | domestic, gives the rebels strength, and is wasting hundreds of good and true men ; and it is far better that every rebel should perish than that one more loyal soldier For that reason it is but logical to resolve that the most prompt and | expeditious steps ought to be taken to preclude the death of any one | more Federal soldier by effecting the entire extermination of every Confederate. From the premises above stated, accordingly, is deduced the following conclusion :— “ And therefore it is that we, with entire unanimity, most respectfully and most earnestly call upon the President to act in his capacity as Commander-in-Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and immediately issue the order which will take from the rebels their great source of strength, while it will diminish their army, by calling to the defence of their homes large numbers of rebel officers and men.” _ That is to say, they call upon the President to decree the emancipa- tion, and excite an insurrection, of the S the war into the enemy’s camp is bold generalship, but the foregoing invocation demands something bolder. It is a request for carrying the war into the enemy’s parlour, the enemy’s drawing-room, the s boudoir, Gunerat Burier, of course, would be the fittest leader of those black bands, the alarm of whose rising would call the “rebel” forces “to the defence of their homes.” It would be a service of danger to the gallant General, however, for he might get taken prisoner, and fall into the hands of the exasperated Southern ladies—in which case who can tell what might not happen to him ? ees who propose to rouse the Southern blacks to mutiny and massacre, and Sepoy invasion of the domestic sanctuary, are described as including “all the leading men in the commercial and legal commu- [Aucust 16, 1862, . THAMES ELEGANCE. . We perceive that a new Company called’ the Thames Express Steam Boat Company is launched, with a highly respectable-looking list of directors. Mr. Punch wants to know more about this project. He learns that the boats are to be of a bigh class, so he concludes that it is intended to make Thames steamboating genteel. In this case he would like to see the rules. He hopes that the passengers will all be expected to appear in elegant hae oem morn- ing dress, that the best cigars, only, will be allowed to be smoked, that no volunteered music, (and especially none | of those filthy and impudent Ethiopians who are allowed to infest the existing boats) will be allowed, but that es- | sional vocalists from the operas will be engaged ; that the | engine-smoke will be self-consumed, that the captains will | be manly but graceful officers, and that all the little boys | will be accustomed to the use of a pocket handkerchief. Further, the genteel boats must stop at no low places, but must have exclusive landing piers, with lighted tunnels | leading into respectable neighbourhoods. Also, credit for fares must be given, or at least there must be subscription tickets, for the pro of ready money is revolting to a refined nature. If attention be paid to these, and a few | other poiata, and the Thames is properly cl and embanked, river navigation may be once more possible to | Mr, Punch and the rest of the aristocracy. WHAT ’S TO BE € “ Dear Mr. Puycn, “Tuts Cotton Famine do worrit me so, you can’t think. What, ever, shall we do for Calico? How much a | yard will it be like tocome to? There’s always a some- thing—some trouble or otber with our good-for-nothing Foreign Relations. Botheration on botheration! Now tis the Cotton Famine along of them Yankees. Next I sup there ’ll be another rumpus in China, and then perhaps we shall have a Tea Famine. "Tis dreadful to think of. Ah, drat ’em altogether! Why can’t they live in peace and quietness, instead of fighting and quarrel- | ling and destroying one another and the comfort of a poor | old woman like me ? “ Marrua Cappy.” and Spend ere | However, Berrer Late roan Never.—Wnaat wonld foney ? Extremely Delhi-tory. nities of New York.” It is surprising that such persons should be inflamed with a loyalty so enthusiastic as to smother every other human feeling, except devotion towards the Almighty Dollar, which is doubtless an equally powerful motive impelling them to exhort others to fight for them in order to maintain the Union, and consequently the Tariff whereby they desire and expect to thrive at the expense of the South. But Southern loyalty is as staunch as their own, although not so truculent and atrocious. Why call their antagonists names ? Why term them “rebels?” The Confederates are as loyal to Jerr. Davis aa the forefathers of the Federals were to Wasnineton, The principal Yankees of New York, indeed, may consider, for their own part, that the perdition of every individual in the Southern States is preferable to the decease of one of their own mercenaries, This senti- ment they expect will be endorsed by “the whole civilised world.” They seem to have formed very peculiar ideas of civilisation. The whole civilised world will only wish that it could buy such highly self- appraising people at a just valaation, and sell them at their own. A European Operation. n has urgently advised Louis Naroeon | immediately to withdraw the French army from Rome, on the ground ecessarily produced A Duistixevisvep Sur, that it excites that inflammation in Italy which is n by the presence, in any important part, of a foreign body. y THE GREATEST MAN OF HIS DAY. Ir is said that there is nothing new under the sun, bat Captain Fowxe happily enables us to put an end to that monotonous saying, for there is no denying that to him belongs the rare merit of being, (as proved by the International Exhibition,) the dish-cover-er of a new style of architecture.

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Avoust 16, 1862.] PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. 7 LIGHT INFANTRY DRILL.—STANDING EASY. First Bystanper. ‘‘ Fine body o’ Young Men, Sir?” Srconp Drrro (Horsey Ignoramus). “Um, sprung 7? the off fore-leg, though, most of 'em, seemin’ ly.” THE MARRIAGE MOVEMENT AMONG THE PRIESTS. Tue old saying, that when the cat is away the mice will play, is plea- santly verified by the facts recorded in the subjoined extracts from a news-letter dated at Rome :— ** A correspondent of the Osserra/ore Romane, writing from Bologna, announces the marriage of a priest, named AxTonto Giovanetri, with a lady named Domenica Capaxst. The witnesses were a Dr. Zant and an ex-monk, now a heretic, named Pompro Rossi. The correspondent observes that the last act in apostacy, as in comedies and farces, is always a marriage “ pe eye | there are individuals to be found in every class who are eager to take advantage of the new state of things in Italy, and the change could not be more mag te my than by the public marriage of a priest in the quondam dominions of his Holiness, or the public preaching of Protestant doctrines in the heart of ey as is now the case every evening in a palazzo in the Toledo, near the Largo d Carita.” According to a vuigar British adage, matrimony and hanging go by destiny. hat led the artificer who made that saw to connect matri- mony with capital punishment it is difficult to imagine, unless it was the y discernment of a certain analogy between a wedding and an execution ; the hymenzal knot and the hangman’s noose : the altar and the halter. The correspondent of the Osserratore Romano, for lis part, associates marriage with apostacy in a remark which is unintelligible further than as apparently intended for a sneer. It is a wonder that so satirical a ray neglected to interpolate an additional w into the name of Dr. ANI for the sake of making a sarcastic remark on the curious coinci- dence by which the marriage of a priest happened to be attested by an ex-monk now a heretic, and a zanni or zany. Many priests have petitioned the Porg to let them marry. He uses. Hence Protestantism and marriage are evidently going together, at a rapid rate, in the former dominions of the Pore and those of his friend Boma. We see that, no sooner is the Papal and Bour. | bonic pressure removed, than priests marry and are given in marriage, | and preach the Gospel. In France also an ecclesiastic, M. 1’ Aspe | Brov pe Lavarére, has successfully asserted his right as a French citizen, though a priest, to take to wife MapemoiseLie EvizaneTu py Fressances. Happiness to their bolster! His Holiness would do a deep thing in sacrificing an absurdity, which is not a dogma, to com mon sense. The celibacy of the clergy is only a point of discipline, and of discipline not particularly conducive to morality, Why does he not decree the abolition of enforced clerical bachelorship? It would be o splendid coup d’ Eglise. He has made many a bull, but this would be no blunder, no mistake. This would be a much brighter idea than that of the Immaculate Conception. What a lot of both religious and political capital the Holy Father might make out of that casy concession of practice, not principle, to Christian liberty! By compounding for superstition with human nature he might long retard the dry-rot of the chair which he calls St. Peter’s. But no. He will not throw an empty tub out of the bark of Peren, albeit for the sake of catching a whale, or even of preventing the whale from upsetting the vessel. He is asked to let his clergy marry. He cannot say Non Possumus to this reasonable demand; but like an obstinate and unwise old gen tleman he replies Non Volumus, How much more worthy of a Holy if not a Heavy Father to tell the priest who wauts a wife, “ There, take her and be happy,” and give the couple an apostolical benediction in the words “ Bless ye, my children ! ” Nobody can foresay what is possible or impossible. There is no knowing where the marriage-movement in the popish priesthood wil! end. A future Pontiff will perhaps sanction sacerdotal matrimony, and then what will there be to hinder him from taking the benefit of his own act? Then the Porg will indeed lead a happy life, with his lawful lady at the head of his table, children climbing his paternal knee, and a nursery somewhere at the top of the Vatican. Then will his Holiness the Pore be a Papa indeed. LATEST FROM WASHINGTON. Gewerat HALieck is to assume su Armies, under the title of “ Halleck: the Great.”’ me command of the Federal | . .

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2 | PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. [Avousr 16, 1868 | nature is each in its way. Hocartu taught Englishmen how to paint, and, let us hope, how to live with honesty. Reysoups first showed us AN AMERICAN LYRIC. ; : how our women and children might be admired, without being deified, | HE A merican organ in London we don t mean the London Amervan, on canvas. Northern, or the /rdex, Southern Journal) has re-printed some verses which it says are by Ma. Bryant, the poet. We rather ho that it ; te ’ is misinformed, Mx. Brraxt has written so many admirable things | truth, the fun, bn heey | } AY. ae ae pL => that he ean afford to write a few of another kind, but we hate to see a| * : ; eee really clever man make a mistake. However, Ma. Bryant's or not, | will not submit. There is another lady anointing her hair with a tallow at the incidents in Hocartn’s “ Strolling Actresses,” the | here they are, and we don’t like them. TO ABRAHAM LINCOLN, On his Demand for 300,000 men, We’re coming, Father ABRAAM, we ’re coming all along, But don’t you think you ’re coming it yourself a little strong ? Three hundred thousand might be called of oy tidy figure, _ We’ve nearly sent you white enough, why dou’t you take the nigger ? Consider, Father Awad, and give the thing a thought, This war has just attained four times the longitude it ought; And all the bills at Ninety Days as you have draw’d so Have been dishonoured, AsraAm, as punctual as could be, We’ve fought, old Father Apradm, and fought uncommon bold, \nd gained amazing victories, or so at least we ’re told; And having whi ped the rebels for a twelvemonth and a day, We nearly ieead em liquoring in Washington in May. Now, really, Father Anaad, this here’s the extra ounce, And we are almost sick, you see, of such almighty bounce ; We ain’t afraid of being killed at “ °7 times and seasons, But it’s aggravating to be killed for Mac’s strategic reasons. If you ’d be so obliging, Father ApRAAM, as to write To any foreign potentate, and put the thing polite, And make him | a General as knows the way to lead, We'd come and list. Jerusalem and snakes! we would indeed. But as the matter stands, Old Ane, we’ve this opinion, some, If you say Come, as citizens of course we ’re bound to come, But then we want to win, you see; if Strategy prevents, We wish you ’d use the nigger for these here experiments. Hereditary bondsman, he should just be made to know He d convenience us uncommon if he ’d take and strike a blow. The man as will not fight for freedom isn’t worth a cuss, And it’s better using niggers up than citizens like us, So, Father Apradm, if you please, in this here game of chess, You’d better take the black men inst the white, I guess, And if you work the niggers off before Rebellion’s slain, Which surely ain’t expectable,—apply to us again, OUR OWN CORRESPONDENT. Twene is an old saying to the effect that extremes meet, and it is certain that rencontre takes place in the International Exhibition, of pictures, With a patriotism which IL do not care to disavow, I in- spected our own collection first. True there are hundreds of works here which we have seen before, but who can say they have less interest on that account? Why are Norma and La Sonnambula and Don Giovanni, and Ji Barbiere sure of drawing houses’ Because we know their music by heart: because AA perche is the same plaintiff popes that we heard twenty years ago, and when Figaro begins his tol de roling we recognise an old friend. Les, Laspseer, Hunt, and Mruxais have long been favourites of the British public, and our eyes return again and again to their canvas with pleasure. Sancho Panza” the Here is “; | friend of our youth, and there is good “ Sir Roger on his way to Church.” We are in “ Bolton Abbey” feasting prospectively on savoury venison, or “ Shooting deer in the forest of Glenorchy.” Seven years have not robbed “ Autumn Leaves” of their luscious colour, and our “ | Blossoms” are still in flower. In the corner there is a little crowd which is eager, but does not jostle, which admires, but in no noisy mood, for we are standing before “ The Light of the World,” perhaps the most famous picture of our school in Sacred Art. But there are two names in our Fine Art Catalogue, the fame of which ts not confined to England or to Europe—two men who will be remembered as long as the limner’s art exists. Hocartu and Rey- NoLDs died before the age of Exhibitious, but their works would be an acquisition to any gallery in the Universe. Between the stern satire in the “ Marriage @ la Mode” and the Goreing simply in the “ dge W to of Innocence,” (here is a great hiatus; but w ully true When Jouy But is tired of his machinery he rushes off to the gallery | 4, complete her toilet. There is Cupid mounting a ladder to get 8 pair of stockings, and here is the sealy dragon feedinga baby (St. George’s?) with a pap-spoon. Such scenes have passed from among us now. Even Ricaarpsoy is on the wane, and hair powder only lingers on the heads | Of lacqueys; but as we look at this picture, we feel it is no made-up subject, no hack nied composition ; and we sympathise with the sturdy ite e painter and his contempt for the grand school, when he struck out pal of his own, even if it were not that line of beauty of which fondly prated. that our modern portrait painters would take a hint from good Six Josnva, who when he had to paint a lady, did not for, was @ woman and not a milliner’s doll! Devow with her baby romping and crowing on her knee; and the first thing we learn about her is, not that she wears a coronet, but that she is a mother, That is what I call a portrait; and with some few exceptions, we have not limned the like since 1792. INTERNATIONAL EXHIBITION. ‘ VM M‘CLELLAN CUNCTATOR, ! By one of Revren’s Telegrams from New York we are informed at— the late “The popular confidence in Genera M‘CLELLaN shaken not the appears events before Richmond, and many of his admirers now assert that he man of action.” None but the admirers of M‘Cuettaw, however, could, we should think, make that assertion. M‘Cue.ian was for a long time a man of inaction ; but he has now gone into action only too often. Fighting is action and running away is action, and M‘Cxetian has both fought run away, It is absurd to say that a general who executes a strategic movement is not a man of action, although the action is that of retreating. Whilst Generar M‘Crectan remained inactive, his countrymen called him the young Napo.gon, in ay of the victories which he had not achieved, They would have better reason for calling him the young Fasivs; but events have shown that the latter name is as inapplicable to lim: as the former. It has not been the lot of M‘Crztiay “to win like Fasive ly delay ;” for the cunc- tation of M‘Crzttan Cunctator has ended in a stampede on the Chickahominy. “Muggy Weather.” To most persons this particular kind of weather is most oppressive, not fit to do anything upon, but a photog c takes a very different view of it. He ealls that weather “ muggy ” which is the best adapted for taking a person’s “ mug.” that she | ere is the Ducness or | before a broken glass, while she clutches the flour dredger to | Carnage fr Wuacam « Street, W. N.B. Sol N ONP. Is warranted t i =" Bo 5 oy @ cm *Luowr, Vaw 4 Delicious |

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IN OIL. EXHIBITING AT THE EGYPTIAN HALL, PICCADILLY. A FROLIC HOME AFTER A BLANK DAY MR. JORROCKS (leq )- Come hup! I say—you ugly beast |” r THE MERMAIDS’ HAUNT PHYSICAL EDUCATION A CAVALIER, 1860 Adolphus Now, girls !—if you're game for a ride on the sande—I‘'m your man.” BATHING WOMAN —* Teach yer to swim?’ Lor’ bless yer, my love, why of course I can ! A NICE BRACING DAY AT THE SEA-SIDE INDIGNANT MASTER OF HOUNDS.—“ Now, you Sir! mind the hound! He's worth forty times as much as your horse.” THE Reader is requested to observe, that the Lower Ex tremities represented above do net belong to the Fair Dameel on the Plank, but to the Boatman beyond, upon whose shoulder she is leaning —We, however, recommend Flora to be more careful how she composes herself the next time she gets out of a boat DIVISION OF LABOUR —Sporteman (in Standing Beans) “Where to, now, Jack?" —Jact. “ Well! let's see! I should just go up the beans again, and across the top end, beat down the other side and round by the bottom. While you 're there, get over and try old Haycock’s standing oats he won't mind—I ‘ll stop here and mark !” — Beautiful Being. “ Well, I must say, Parker, that I like the huir dressed \ l'impératrice It shows so much of the face BRAVE DESERVE THE FAIR.—Au- “ Now I've got you ! Good gracious, Selina, look there ! There ’s that ridiculous little man again. Did you ever see anything so absurd ’ | Busby. “Ab! There she is, bless her! and looking | thie way too. Oh! it's as clear as possivle she has taken a fancy os (rasta ' 5 YES, MY DBARS! I know the sea breeze after bathing is beneficial to the back hair but consider the heart of your too susceptible Punch ! } A DELICATE COMPLIMENT —Firet Whip (who is a liltle ru fled because the Fox won't break) the way, unless you ‘ll get into the cover your ugly mug might frighten him out ; “Now, then, Sir! Out Mayhap Come up, 7 ENTER MR. BOTTLES, THE BUTLER.—Master Pred “There! that's capital Stand still, Bottles, and I'll show you how the Chinese do the knife-trick at the play.” (Bottles is much int rested OLD DIPS declares they manage sea-bathing better in France, and that when he is at Bo-long, he does as Bo-long does—well |! that 's a matter of taste ! PUTTING HIS FOOT IN IT. —Little Hairdresser (mildly) ** Yer ‘air 's very thin on the top, Sir.” Gentleman (of un governable temper). *‘ My hair thin on the top, Sir? and what if itis! Confound you, you puppy, do you think I came here to be insulted and told of my personal defects? I'll thin your top !!" RUGGLES —" Hold hard, Master George. It's too wide and uncommon deep.”— Master George. “ All right, Rug gies! We can both mins" AQt ATICS—Who is thie’ Why this is Mr. John Chubb pulling one of his long, slow, steady strokes. He is taking more pains than those pretty girls in the round hats are sitting on the lawn drawing from nature usual, because —And HERE ARE THE GIRLS IN THE ROUND HATS +‘ WHERE THERE'S A WILL THERE'S A WAY.—Por hunting Doctor. “ Not bein time! Oh, nonsense! Send my horse on,—*ee my patients early,—<dress in the brougham,—there I am !" (and we hope he may have a good run.) *.* We have been obliged to take the side of the car- riage out, which perhaps the kind reader will excuse SHOCKING RESULT OF WEARING INDIAN RUBBER GOLOSHES ON THE SANDS.—Young Jack Robinson sees what he imagines to be the impression of his darling’s foot—he mentally ejaculates. ‘‘ Bectle-Crusher,* by Jove /” and flies to other climes * A vulgar and disgusting expression, implying that a foot is big enough, and fat enough, to kill black -heeties The brutality of connecting in any way such words with the feminine Tootsicums, needs no comment 25 MR. WIGGINS has a fine opportunity of displaying his and enjo merits « politeness and activity From ‘“‘ALL THE YEAR ROUND,” July 5, 1862. “ Tuts gallery is certainly a delightful lounge this admirable artist oe 0 31 a9 ee = 35 36 = an 39 40 42 46 47 - z One can look at Mr. Lreca’s drawings here, without even the trouble of holding up the book or turning over the leaves. You can take up your position on une of the ottomans before two or three of your especial favourites, them either alone, or, still better, with a friend who thoroughly understands the For, one of Ma. Leecn’s most extraordinary qualities is, that he appeals in turn to almost every class. Men of the keenest wit and of the highest intel- lectual attainments are delighted by his sketches, and so is the errand clerk who sees them (it is & merciful provision) through the shop wiudows. admirers enjoy that gratuitous opportunity of enjc his works. moderate means will enable them to do so, go in are ready to come down with our sh Long ma buy. And often hereafter may we, who illings, be able to get, in exchange for them, a sight of | more of those brilliant sketches fresh from the hand of one of the most fertile of our English bumorists, and one of the most remarkable artists of our school and day ! } DOING IT THOROUGHLY.—Old Gent

26 A SHOCKING YOUNG LADY, INDEED !—Bmily (betrothed to Chartes). *‘ Oh, Charles, isn't it fun? I've beaten Ar thur and Julia, and I’ve broke Aunt Sally's Nuse seven times |" A FRIENDLY MOUNT —Party (whose nerve is not what it used to be). “‘ You are quite sure, Charles, that he 's tem —_ 1"—Charls. ‘‘Oh yes! come along! Do you think should let you ride him if he wasn't? Why you might kill the horse!” Nervous Party ia much flattered by the consideration of Friend JONES tries his new hack, which is as quict as a lamb— just about SCENE AT SANDBATH.—The Female Blondin outdone ! Grand Morning Performance on the Narrow Plank by the Darling * * * * * COUNTRY RACES.—Gentlemen Riders, who are so Professional Jocks, you can hardly tell the difference ! WHILE THEY ARE AT SCARBOROUGH, Paterfamilias thinks his little ones ought to lose no opportunity of drinking the waters ! THE B PREVENTIVE AGAINST SEA-SICKNESS. — Once on board, fix your eyes upon some distant object, and adapt the movement of your body to the rolling of the vessel like ness gracious, Mr. Boatman! what'sthat?” Stolid Boat man. “‘That, mum! Nothun, mum. Only the artillery prac-ti-sin’, and that's one o’ the cannon-balls what's just struck the water!” MARRIED FOR MONEY—THE HONEYMOON .—* Now, then, darling, put away your paper, and we'll have a nice loag walk, anc cottage, and be as happy as two little birds !" said the fair } A DELICIOUS SAIL—OFF DOVER.—0Old Lady. “ Good- | then come back to tea in our own little | bride.—** Oh! hangit!” mentally ejaculated the Captain. | THE FAIR TOXOPHILITES.—Constance. ** Oh, mamma! I'm so delighted. I have just made the best gold, and won the beautiful bracelet given by Captain Rifles.”— Lucy (disappoint:d). “ Well, Constance, I think you had better not say much about it. You know it was a fluke! for you told me you always shot with your eyes shut, as you feel so very nervous '” GONE AWAY !—0ld Coachman. ‘‘ Now, Mias Ellen! Mise Elien! You know what your Pa said! You was to take the greatest care of Joey !"—Miss Ellen. “So 1 will, Robert ! and that’s why I am taking him off the nasty hard road, poor thing!” SEA-SIDE.—The bathing hour 49 CUPID AT SEA.—Angelina (to Edwin, whose only chance i, perfect tranquillity.) “ Edwin, dear! if you love me, go down into the cabin, and fetch me my scent-bottle, and another shawl to put over my feet!” [| Epwix's sensations are more easily imagir<( than & scribed. } AQU ATICS,—A COMFORTABLE RAN-DAN.—Jolly Young Waterman. “ Holloa! Hi! Police! Back water, Jack We ‘ve got into a nest of Swans, and they 're a pitchin into me.” 51 THE GOOD LITTLE BOY.—Bathing Woman. “ Master Franky wouldn't cry! no! not he!—He’ll come to his Martha, and bathe like a man!” 2 LITTLE GENT.—*‘ Mornin’, my Lord !—Glad to se you out again !—What I like about fox-‘unting is, that it im proves the breed of ‘orses—and brings people together w wouldn't otherwise meet!” . 53 MISS MATILDA.—‘‘Go on, Fido !—There’s one great drawback to these hats—they make one look like every body else.” (Ahem /) ‘44 A SKETCH AT RAMSGATE.—Bllen (who loves a joke a Aunt Fidget’s expense). *‘ Good ious, Aunt, there are two officers!"—Aunt Fidget (a short-sighted lady). “ Blew me, so there are! Well; they may be officers, but they are not gentlemen, I'm sure, or they wouldn't stand looking at us in that impudent manner.” 55 IRRITABLE GENTLEMAN DISTURBED BY BLUE BOTTLE. } A CAPITAL FINISH.—BExcited but rather behind-hand Party ‘‘Now then, my man, have you seen em? Which way have they gone?"’—Man. ‘“‘ All right, Sir! They ‘re down ‘ere. Fox an’ ‘ounds is just run into th’ Infant School!” 57 THE OLD FOXHUNTER.—Flora. “ Well, Ronald! and how do you like Rotten Row?"—Ronald. “* Oh, pretty well ; but it’s rather slow work to a man who has ben accustomed to go across country as I have all my life!" 58 MR. BRIGGS, having become an adept in the art of horse- taming, operates upon a colt he has bred himself, and— 59 With complete success. | 60 A JUDGE BY APPEARANCE. —Bathing Guide. “ Bless ts THE NOBLE SCIENCE.—Tomkins and his friend (who | have been thrown out) congratulate themselves on falling bring them by a line of gates to the hounds again—and #0 he does, only—the last of the gates is locked, and over which he “ hops like a bird!" MR. PEEWIT has a little addition to his family—he is obliged to get his meals anyhow—and— Abdicates in favour of the real master of the house A NICE GAME FOR TWO OR MORE.—" Fixing her eyes on his, and placing her pretty little foot on the ball, she said, ‘ Now, then, I am going to Croquet you ! and Croquet'd he was completely.” (From Rose to Emily.) COMMON OBJECTS AT THE SEA-8SIDE—Generally found upon the rocks at low water

“TI say, my little man, you should always hold your pony together going up hill, and over ploughed land!"~—-Young Nimrod. “ All right, old cock | don't you teach your grandmother to suck ! There 's my man by the hay-stack with my second THE ROUND HAT, LADEN WITH NOVELS, IN A STORM.—Ancient Mariner. “‘ Hold on a bit, Mise—I'll tew you off !—You should never carry so much sail in a sou-wester |” RATHER AWKWARD FOR TOMKINS.—Young Diana * I think, Sir, if you would be so good as to go fret, and break the top rail, my pony would get over."’ OUR FRIEND TOM NODDY has a day with the Brook- side Harriers.—With his usual prudence be gets a horse accustomed to the hills ! PARTY (who of course doesn't think himself good looking).— ** Really, Clara, I can't think how you can make a pet of such an ugly brute as an Isle of Skye terrier!” THK RACE FOR A BATHING MACHINE —Alice first, Clara second, Miss Toddles a bad third ; and the rest no where ! From ‘‘ THE TIMES,” June 21, 1862. “‘ Ivy a hundredth part of the people who have enjoyed this kindly satirist's works #4 they have appeared in Punch week by week ; if the ‘swells’ who have laughed at the present ments of their brother swells ; their amiable female companions ; if all the boys at school who recognise boys at other schools; if the Misses with those beautiful large eyes, full forms, flowing ringlets, and charming boots; if the brave old squires and country gentlemen whom Me Leecn delights to depict at their firesides over their dessert with their saucy or in the hunting-field with their horses and hounds, are minded to come and see their ows »rtraits, what crowds will flock once more to that room, now so changed, in the Egyp® the gaiety 4] Mr. Lenon's poorer may those whose nations |"

|63 “ DON'T MOV in with the Squire's second horseman, who is sure to | 64 | Hall, in Piccadilly, where peor Apert SurtH was wont to administer to ‘art! Lknow’d he'd take it kindly—by the werry looks on "im!" 61 MORE NOVELTY.—The Misses Weasel think crinoline s yreposterous and extravagant invention, and appear # rs. Roundabout’s party in a simple and el t attire. NOT A BAD ID®A FOR WARM WEATHER. —Prederict. * Now Girls, pull away—<don't be idle!" E THERE, WE SHALL CLEAR YOU!" PATIENCE REWARDED.—Piecator. “ A-hah! Got yous last, have 1 ’—And a fine week's trouble I ‘ve had to eateb you!" 65 IT'S THE EARLY BIRD THAT PICKS UP THE WORM —Piscator. ‘* There, Thomas, you now see the yy 4 of early rising. I have got very best place on water, and I ‘ll be bound to say the other subscribers are not out of bed yet!” 66 FOR A COLD IN THE HEAD there is nothing likes steam bath, and this can be had in your own bed-room with the greatest ease— 67 You have only to take care that you manage the ap aratus yperly. 58 GORGEOUS SPECTACLE. —Sarah Jane. ‘' Oh, Betsy, com ‘ere, and bring Hisabeller! We can see the ‘oofs of the 6 ¢ ‘orses 60 A BRILLIANT IDEA.—Matilda. “Oh, look ye her, Tommy! S’pose we play at your being the big footma, and me and Lizzerbuth'll be the fine ladies in the cr ridge!” 70 TABLEAU, representing a young gentleman who fancies he is alone by the “Sad Sea Waves.” He takes the op portunity of going through the last scene of ‘‘ Lucia. [N.B. The Young Gentleman's voice (which HE unegue to be like Manio’s) is of the most feeble and wncrrie® uality.) _ 71 A WEIGHTY a ek be my “That's a niceish pony of yours, Charley.—By the bye, how hesr7 are you?"—Charley. ‘‘ Well, within a pound of three stess, I'm sorry to say."—Frederiee. “Oh! J call that « ae weight. Now, I 'm obliged to have very expensive ponies; for, with saddle and bridle, I don't ride less than ®@ stone two!” 72 A VERY GREAT MAN.—“ Now, Collins, you must » ut very deep, for | want to take a ‘‘header.’” if the sporting men, the dancing men, the yachting me" pictures of othe Open Daily from 10 till dusk. Admission One Shilling.

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