Punch 1862-08-16: Vol 43 Iss 1101

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Mince OCA AND fue Bep- » Worm, AND THI d. amilies wou ion of inie®* their orders Avousr 16, 1862.) PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARL 61 OMNIBUSES THAT KNOW HOW TO CONDUCT THEMSELVES. It is not often that we have it in our power to say a good word in favour of Manchester, but we are bound to confess that it has sent usa very good omnibus, which has already far a-head in public estimation of the miserably managed vehicles, that have so long been a disgrace to the metropolis, fist eels is this pattern omnibus roomy, clean, and comfortable, but it is also more rapid than its dilatory competitors, that are so imperfect in all their paces, that they may be said to be completely behind the age. We wish that Cottonopolis would only merease the obligation. Having sent us a model omnibus, would it also go out of its way to send up to London a real Patent Sufety Cab ? We mean a cab that one could ride in comfortably and in nt safety against be abused or imposed upon. here is an immense epetieg ta our streets for an improve- ment of the latter description, and the introduction would materially relieve our police magistrates of a very great portiee of ee Talons. , . ly fined as an cabmen yave lately been, the old se ie precept * Respice Finem,” does not seem to have had the slightest effect upon them, pacepting. when that end happens to be confisca- tion of their badges. If Manchester will only confer this boon upon us, we will promise never to say another word against the Manchester School On the contrary, we will be at all times ready to maintain, and, if necessary, to ve that there is no better school in the world for producing a firm-handed, clear-sighted, cautious, steady set of men, in whose hands the reins of government ean be on all oceasions with the greatest confidence, not ess with regard to the public advancement and well-being than the general improvement of our ways. Punch’'s Telegrams. 2 A Porttow of some such as the following telegrams will ~ appear in the Morning papers one of these days. “ Paris, April | “ A mare’s nest has been discovered at Messina “ The Archimandrite and his clergy walked in procession to the spot. “ All the eggs were addled. “ The Podesta received an ovation.” Om OsticInc RatLbway¥ Orriotat. “ Any Luggage, Miss?” Lapy. ‘‘No. I was waiting jor @ party who were to have come by this train.” 0.R. 0. “A Party, Miss. Ah! let me see (confidentially) with Whiskers?” PAM AT SHEFFIELD. Hallamshire, and it’s a good deal pleasanter than reading Hatiam’s > books. (Laughter.) Got a good dinner for us, Ma. M avon, but I need Lorp Patwerston, the Indomitable (if the Cabmen will pardon us not ask, Stirtlcid’s the place for a man _to play a good knife and fork, for using a word that has given them so much offence), scarcely waited | and to get ’em too, eh? (Applause.) Cut and come again, that’s your for the doors of Parliament to be closed when off he rattled to Sheffield, | motto, and I shall be happy to eut to-night, cat away in the morning, to dine with Mr. Jounw Brown, the excellent Mayor of the City of | and come again whenever you like to ask me. (Cheers) 1 had a good Knives. There was a splendid banquet at the Cutlers’ Hall, and the | mind to bring Grapstowe with me, but he has trotted off to Flint—to Members for Sheffield, the Aldermen, numbers of Mayors, and others of | study how to skin flints, [ suppose, as becomes a CHANCELLOR OF THE the elite of Yorkshire were present. The Morning Star says, “ His| Excuequer (sensation), else he would have made youa guod speecti, | am Lordship entered freely into conversation with the gentlemen present, | no orator as Giappy is, but then I’ve got. a sweeter temper, as our friend and was in excellent mood for cracking jokes, many of which were pro-| Coppen would admit if he were here. (Cheers.) Nothing like a good ative of much laughter.” The Star, perhaps undesirous to say more | temper; but that I need not say to gentlemen in the steel line. (Loud an was necessary in honour of Mr. Cospen’s friend, the PREmien, | apie ) I say, Ma Mayon, punetuality is the soul of digestion— unkindly suppresses the jokes in question, Lut Mr. Punch, who is impar- | think the soot’s come down the kitchen chimney, eh ? (Laughler). An Hal, and would cheerfully record an epigram by Ma. Haprieup or MR. | of you look at that playbill of the Rovner Dinner, four guineas a-hen¢ x, if either gentlemen could make one, begs to supply the omission. | potato cakes and iced water? I didn’t think much of the menu, and Lorp Patmerstow, having entered the reception room, and made aj should like to know what my old friend Pozzo pi Borco would have ueral bow to all present, shook hands with each geutleman who was | said to turtle-soup and punch, when you were going in for high art in | presented, and m a facetious observation in each case. “Ab, Mn. | evokery. I’m told Mr. Money rehearsed the enfrées five times, which exiey TwentyMaN,” said his Lordship, “you here. Glad to see| | call noble devotion—have you rehearsed your entrées, Mn, Mavon— pu, Fortyway, and how’s Mrs. Srxtymay. (Laughter). You came | he would have made you go it. Mongy would have made the Mayor go. tom the West Indies, I think? Not from Hayti, though, or else, | (Roars of Laughter.) Going to have ladies? Not at the table, eh ?— onTrMas, you’d be an Eientryman, eh? (Roars of Laughter). that’s a shame. Don’t like sending gals to the gallery. (Great LDERMAN GrpBpow, how are you? When shall you_give us a new | /aughter.) 1 like to see them at table, Venus and Bacchus, vou bition of your Decline and Fall? (Much merriment). Mx. Havriei, | know, to speak classically; besides, they shut up the bores so awfully, lighted, [’m sure. How are your poor aitches? (Shouts). By the way, | no fellow likes to think that the women are laughing at him. And m going to say in my speech that you and Roesvcx are thoroughly | your Sheffield ladies are so highly ornamental; it’s a shame of you, | oglish in your sentiments, but mind Aprretp, | don’t recognise your | Mr. Mayor, and I shall tell them so. (Applause.) No dinner, yet! epirations as Henglish, old fellow. (Sensation.) You dissent from that You are celebrated for your Sheffield wittles (shouts of laughter), and I | ark, eh? Well, you’ve a right to, as you are a Dissenter. (Laughter | want to see them. AprreLp, do you think there ‘ll be an aitch-bone on applause.) Why don’t you go to chureh ? Church won’t go to you, the table? Ha! ha! Here we are; here comes Calves to say all’s know. Mr. Rogsvcx, I am charmed to see you looking so well, ready. EBUCK, move that the House adjourn, and set the example. d how’s the Ewperon or Avstaia? (Sensation.) What are his| After you, Mx, Joun Brown; after you, Ma. Mayor.” The noble lings on the Hungary question ?—mine are that I wish our friend | lord then joined the procession to the banquet-room, singing gaily as he tS’ Prown’s dinner was ready. Ma. Atpermaw Martuews, how | went, ‘you do? Tam delighted to come and see you at home, Maruews “Jows Browy’s dinner 's sm«king on the board, Home was always delightful. (Vehement applause.) Here we are in So we ll all go marching along VOL, XLII, H 3

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PUNCH, OR THE LONDON — [Aveust 16, 1869. _ CHARIVARL. ,, Ye, WL, —a—aee Me id jig A FRIENDLY INTERFERENCE. FRENCHMAN TO OpapraH. “ Pardonnez-moi, Mo'sieu/ It has arrived to your Collar to stick him 1 Pp > OBLIGING A ROTHSCHILD IN THE PRIZE RING. To live like a fighting cock is an expression not yet obsolete; but when one wishes to describe a luxurious existence, assuredly ere long the best comparison will be to say that Mr. So-and-so is living like a prize-fighter. What con- | tinents of venison and what oceans of champagne may be afforded for the diet of a | pugilistic champion, may be seen by this announcement in the Sporting Life :— | | Tom Sayers’s company and horses are engaged, together with the veteran agent, to visit Australia. The great English boxer and his troupe, consisting of 160 men, sixty horses, and two elephants, go The ship Alerandria, 1.500 tons burden, will convey the mighty hero and suite to Ma. Savers is engaged at the sum of £55,000 for twelve months, exclusive of the voyage each way in the ship Therefore, under these circumstances, he will for a time bid farewell to the land he | loves, wishing to return with the laurels ofa far distant soil emblazoned on his breast, which to Australia | the land of novelty September 6, 1862, at the termination of the Exhibition | Alexandria | will add to the comfort of his declining years, surrounded by the affluence he so richly deserves, as one who has upbeld to the letter the honour and bravery of his dear native land.” Five and eighty thousand pounds is no bad sum to pocket for a single year’s | engagement, and we heartily congratulate the worthy Mr. Sayexs on the prospect of Even if he Lave not saved a penny out of all the money he has pocketed by sparring and by starring in “ the provinces,”’ he may now look forward to returning from Australia with ample means for his indulgence in every kind of luxury, from the costliest of claret to the tiniest of | good living which appears to be before him. terriers, and the gorgeousest of garments that ever have been sported b ' a swell o the Prize Ring. We only trust that Mr. Sayers will abstain from iving “no remember that in most cases the gout is an awkward sort of customer, and when i gives a knock-down blow no science can avail against it. “mighty hero” might have man to announce it with more m d Wed him when he returns to settle in bis dear native land. But inasmuch as Mr. Saver: quite a peaceful way, without the least idea of being called upon to fight, we don’ leomfort of his declining y “Tom Savers’s 200 Mew anp Horses’ Farewewt ror a Time to nis Truss Britise Sorm.— wisely but too well: ” for people blest with sudden affluence have been known to get the gout, and whatever be his skill in the art of self-defence, Mr. Savers should But while we congratulate him upon his good fortune, we really think the odesty of language than he has cared to use. jon’t so much object to his parading to the world his tremendous amor patria, or to his bragging of the affluence which (in his opinion) he “ so richly deserves,” and which he anticipates will certainly surround is merely hired to show himself and his horses in Australia, and as he is to in exactly see what laurels he can win there, and we are therefore slightly puzzled to know why such things should be “emblazoned on his breast.” If the possession of some laurels of Antipodean growth would 7 “add to the i ears,” we should advise My Sayers to challenge the Antipodean champion (if there be one), or at any rate to hunt up some one who will fight him, so that he may come home with another triumph added to those he already gained. Unless he does so, his laurels, if we ever chance to see them, will be of very little value in our eyes: indeed we shall be tempted to regard them as mere greens, to which the term of “cab. bage ”’ might appear not inappropriate. AN UNFAIR QUESTION, To any man this question put, If you would touch him near, And tempt his irritable foot : How much have you a-year ? If self-control restrain his ire, His thumb he will apply Unto his nose, and you desire To catechise his eye. There’s nothing that a Briton true More hates than to confess, Required or ordered so to do, Or driven by duress. ’Tis this that makes him Priest and Pope, So cordially detest, Because they want to search and grope The depths within his breast. No power on Earth can force Joux Bui His conscience to expose, But rather he his sins would tell, Than his affairs disclose, His income would you ascertain, Its sum why he should show Good cause indeed you must explain That he may let you know. Then if you want him to declare His annual revenue, Taxation’s load that it may share In measure just and due ; You may expect, with many a sigh, With many a grunt and groan, With growl and grin and faces wry The truth at last will own. But if your tax, like Schedule D, Be partial and unjust, Then may you calculate that he Will tell you—what he must. And you, if more you’d have him say, With thumbscrews and with racks Must wring it out, to make him pay Unequal Income-Tax. Then wonder you that his returns = ee — be so smail ? vo is cheek with shame, suppose you, burns: He blushes not at all Would you the full amount extract f his precarious pelf ? Then ask him not for ground of fact Whereon to cheat himself. The Danger of Joking with One's Wife. Mr. Dove, seeing on a Masonic Lodge’s emblazove charter, the well-known motto, “ Audi, Vidi, Tace,” reco mended it hopefully to his wife for her future adopti but the dear creature did not see it; on the contrary, a loud and voluble strain that lasted for at least ball hour, she p led to call upon Mr. Dove to tran those dark insidious words; and furthermore she insis!# in a tone of authority that seemed to inspire more ® than respect, upon being instantly informed as to was Mr. Dove's little meaning in expressing a hope " she should adopt any gibberish like that as her ¢ Up to the hour of our going to press, the dispute was pending. f t t S t

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— Avoust 16, 1862.] PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. 63 = | A baal SKETCH ON THE SEA COAST DURING THE GALE. Lord D-ndre-ry (to his Bwother). “‘ A-a-a, I Taay, Taam! Warner a Drraptay or Ficczr—Ea ’” . » » “ The Handel Festival, as well as the Piping Bullfinch, must have REVIEW OF THE SEASON. given unqualified gratification to all who had the least ear for music. = ; . | “ A word of compliment must be paid to the Pasua or Eeyvrt for Most of the newspapers, as soon as Parliament closes, give a review |}. »nouring the present Season with his presence, and more, especiall the Session. As little has been done this year, the summary on this | ¢,- the delight ul féte he gave us on hosed his yacht though it are ~ occasion has been far from a lively one. In the fashionable world, the regretted that his suite not the good taste to defer their smoking result has been ver: different. We are enabled, from favoured sources, | ..71i] after the ladies had retired wo give a titled y’s review of what has been going on :— “Tt would be ill becoming in this review, dedicated essentially as it is The present Season has been a most severe, a highly fatiguing one. | to pleasure, to say anything dis ing the Japanese Ambassadors ; “Tt is impossible almost to enumerate the many calls we have had | but, still, as they never did anything for the gratification of Fashion, upon our time by friends from the country, and foreigners from the| beyond occasionally showing themselves in public, it would be Continent, as well as from the innumerable exhibitions that have | gross flattery to launch into any phrases approaching ever so remotely deen open. | to encomium in their favour. They never gave a single entertainment ‘ “The consequence has been, that no lady who owes anything to | whilst they were here, and the presents they brought with them were urns ! Society has scarcely had a moment to herself that she could fairly call | of that shabby description that no revendeuse de toilettes would have her own. soiled her hands by accepting them. “The International Show has monopolised a great deal of our time,| “As ladies rally are not noted for the strictest powers of arith- Which it is to be ho has been profitably and instructively spent, | metic, it would be idle to attempt here to give an accurate list of the ‘specially the many delicious hours we have passed in the Jewellery | innumerable balls, soirées, matinées, and thés dansantes, or otherwise, ‘epartment. It would be a source of great regret, after inspecting | and kettledrums that those, whose lips are allowed to come in contact vih ever-increasing — the varied intellectual stores of Messrs. | with /a créme de la créme, have icipated in this Season. The annals Lusvet, Hot xp ; KELL, Storr anp Mortimer, and others | of that admirable Moniteur de la Mode, the Morning Post, will amply ; Wife. it not less dazzling fame, if ladies, generally so impressionable to such | supply the deficiency, and those who are curious on this interesting blazone aspiring scenes, have not carried away with them many happy remi- alien. are referred to that impartial magazine of fashion. s em! “ cences of them upon which their memories as well as their eyes will| “ Pleasure (it has been admirably remarked by Mapame pe Sraft, Tact, fail to dwell hereafter with a fond gratification that will brighten | who probably did not understand much about it), exciting as it may ure 4 8 recollection of the memorable season of 1862, with a lustre such | be at the moment, is invariably enervating in the end. It is a kind of c ery s shall never fade. These treasures ought to be for ever hoarded up| milliner’s bill, of which we enjoy the delightful products at the time t ng 2 Jay» jealous care in the valued jewel-box of memor ‘ 1: being, but for which we must pay the full price as soon as the bright- he two Operas have monopolised most of the evenings that we | ness has faded. T i insist! is now over. It has been more than an = an." 20t been able to devote to dinner parties, and conversaziones, and i } usually laborious one. The consequence is that our brightness has ro ies of a more sociable nature. To Patrt and Trtrens, to Mazio, and ange is no shame in making a confession that is apparent on the mere se h less beloved GrueLini—our thanks are most gratefully due. Their | face of the thing) somewhat faded. It would be advisable, therefure, ag nshed voices, as they ring thrillingly again in the ears of our recol-| that we should endeavour to pay a visit to that real Mapame Kacuet, was 3 won, should stimulate us to cultivate our own during the quiet | that only true restorer of woman’s lovely complexion—Dame Nature. ppute ts of the recess, when Fashion, kindly allowing its most ardent | Consequently, after the fatigues that have ically been undergone this varies to retire to the country, gives them breathing time to recover | Season, a trip to the sea-shore, or to a charming country seat, or to Spa,or ym their fatigues. Ems, or -Baden, would be about the best thing that one could do.” sec gece nee ni

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MRS. ENGLAND AND HER FLAT the bolts he never _ being cor to make fl - Neptune. however, tannia so like that authority verness is wanted cleverly,n or honou a iron her OW2 bered, did all the ironing for a Sick at the Golde “Fo | Horn in 1854-5, and refer with le pride to te _ *or many years,| Turkey, which entirely through thew occupation, ws E fact ever SINCE | rescued from the paws of a Great Complaints bar )LIZABETH was born, Mrs. Excianp has been a professed smoother of the seas. By the hand of ’ “ Trafalgar”) every crease her energetic servant Newson (late of the Mediterranean —every rumple of the Nile—was systematically removec time, however, the business was cariied on with wooden rollers or tu admirals affected different colours—now they are all in the blues. Srer ing of an ideal captive, says, he saw the operation is undergone daily by every timber-loving commodore, PUNCH’S ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT. | Monpay August 4th. The Lords, who had a special sitting on the previous Saturday, to read the Distress Bill a Second Time, suspended all rules, bas'ened it through Committee, and passed it to-day, some of | them complaining that Government had been tardy in bringing forward the measure. Loxp CamppeLt, or StRaATHEDEN, made a speech in favour of a recoguition of the Southern Confederacy, but the Lords considered that the subject should be left in the hands of the Government, and Ear. Russet expressed his obligations for that mark of confidence. The Commons had a short meeting, and as at the St. Stephen’s Club it | _ is the custom to discuss everything, the case of the lady to whom Ireland | gives and Scotland denies the name of Mrs, Mason YELVERTON was | brought up, and Mk. Wutresipe made a speech ia the interest of his late client. Sik RounpeLL PALMER admitted the absurdity of having three systems of marriage law, and wished the English system adopted | throughout the three kingdoms, but gave no pledge to attempt legislation. | Mr. Punch is unable to sedecatandl why a civil contract should not be | required in all cases—thal is to say, a registration before a civil officer | —and then the subsequent ceremony might be left to the feelings of the | parties, who might please themselves wi'h the graceful pe vee of a} Catholic marriage, the sulemn ritual of England, the drawing-room | benediction of Scotland, or the gymnastic performance across the | emblem of household cleanliness. He certainly thinks that people | ought to kuow whether they are married or not, although he admits that doubts on the subject are exceptional, and that the housekeeping books exhibit a series of certificates which are perfectly convincing to most men. Both Houses rose until Thursday. Wien in the Commons the Arronney-Genekat (a Dis- | seuter) had to defend the Bishop or Oxrorp for his order for a Silent | Prayer for the restoration of peace in America, Sim Wuritiam said | that “ it was to be presumed that the Bishop had not issued the order | unadvisedly,” and one’s defender could hardly say much Jess for one. Mn. | Newpseate takes up the Church Rate question, and introduces a Bill | for the settlement thereof. Mr. Ospornwe once more tried to burst the Armstrongs, but Sim Gerorce Lewis stood to his guns. Lorp PALMERSTON said that he and Lory Suarrespury had not yet filled | up the place of the late Primate of Ireland—Mr. Pwach, and a good many other good men, would like to hear, not that those Lords had filled upa trench, but that a Trencu—ha! ha! do you apprehend us, SHAPTFSBURY ? _ Mr. 8. Firzcerarp called Lory Pataerston’s attention to the fact that the Northern States were using to the utmost, not to say _PUNCH, OR THE LONDO IRONS. HEN Vulcan forged with a slender ferule, School is upheld, now | laugh ai their ancient | rol_ their spirit a Monitor cast > jn a different mould - rica takes in mang- ~ ling, and shows how} ing a cup of gumpow mere enjoyment, she “iron enter his soul” —the same painful | ¥ \ We should | fact of its being Eton. a - — = — aE _ | abusing their blockade rights as belligerents. They blockaded Brist [Aveusr 16, 1862, N CHARIVARI. scarcely be surprised if cocked hats and epaulettes wer superseded by leathern aprons and gloves, em riguey The sweet little cherub that sits up aloft will, we suppose have an anvil instead of a button for his perch, and wh: our national colours will be, amid those ferruginous sq. ¢ reundings, we shudder to imagine—before they are washed nmissioned | The sailor who always gets on queerly on horseback wij at irons for | make wry faces when there is nothing left for him to mous: The waves, | but a screw. The Hardy Norseman whose of yore wag which Bri-| on the stormy sea, if be could behold @ Merrimac, woud long ruled | certainly admit he never had so hard a gut to crack ; ind | we question even whether a Viking, if he came across 'such a marine monster, could help winking with astonish ment. In lieu of cutlass, Jack we fancy wi armed wi) spike and sledge-hammer, and instead of hauling dows the bunting in token of defeat, the proper plan (for an eneny will be te loosen a rivet, and present our victorious capitis with a plate. When the Board of Admiralty has become an iron board, hostile squadrons will necessarily be rubbed oy like wrinkles. Foreign laundresses on amicable term | with Mrs. Ewenawp, and who are in the habit of borror. der from her canister, may then find : convenient to employ her heating apparatus, instead keeping upencrmous fires of their own. eaprort of ths view Mas. Exeuayp and Miss Faawes it will be remes of Jove, | dreamt of hy which in a Dame . To con-| buoyant now Ame- | ot for profit | r, but for sometimes been made of Mrs. ENcLanp’s heavy charges but not even her bitterest opponents will deny that she by i - _ _her peculiar talent for “ polishing off” has always giva - AD BIS! them satisfaction. bs. Then, | a NE, speak. | Wuy was “College Pudding” so called ?—From tk ports. ‘The Paemrer replied to the effect that there was no case interference, and was understood to mean that we would hold w tongues, so long as we could do so honourably, and let the North gos far as we ooutd possibly permit, not entirely without reference ¥ English interests, inasmuch as what is just now sauce for the Southen goose may hereafter become sauce for the saucy Northern gander. Tx Session was over, ’ Eh! Punch had nearly forgotten the Speech from the Throne. Wi luck that he should have just remembered it in time, but then bes always lucky. To be sure, there was not much to recollect, ‘Thuis ws what Lonp Wesrsunry had to say :— Obliged by your attendance and attention. Everything pleasant with Foreign Powers. Yankees still at it—we shall not interfere. Conference to sit upon Turkish difficulties. Must smash the Taepings. Valuable treaty with Kine Leoroxp. — Much obliged for money and Fortifications. Exceedingly obliged to the Volunteers. Pleased to see so many foreign visitors. Got an Anti-Slave Trade Treaty with Mr. Lincouy. Glad something has been done for Education. Very sorry for manufacturing distress, Useful Conveyancing Reform. Useful Act for Parochial Assessments. Useful Act about Highways. Useful Acts about Irish Weights and Poor. Useful Merchant Shipping Act. Behave yourselves well at home. Usual prayer. You are Prorogued till Friday, 24th October : With your sentimentalibus lachryme roar ’em, And pathos and bathos delightful to you, Which the good Mr. Puach (who confesses t Has done with, thank Fate, for the year bore him) L A Hero who Fights for a Penny. Leave has been graciously granted to Carpram Ganynay, * fought so valiantly for his umbrella at Brompton the other day, | change his name. In consequence of that memorable exploit, be # be allowed to call himself Caprarn GinGHaM.

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tes were riguesr, SU ppose, nd what hat she dy rays gives -From tl ed Brust no case for i hold om forth go # ference e Southen nder, Th one. Wht then he # This v# RNHAM, other day, ploit, be * | Serve as an example, which gregarious, imitative, and unthinking | Writers, who are tuo apt to comiract vulgar and villanous idioms, are Aveust 16, 1862.] MARINE ASSURANCE. From Vera Cruz a naval Correspondent forwards us the following, extracted, as | he tells us, from a transat- lantie print :— MATRIMONIAL | YOUNG NAVAL OF- +3 FICER, of excellent family and associations, is desirous o entering into a correspondence with some young lady in a similar | position, with a view to a nearer | and dearer acquaintance here- after, the lady must be pretty, | and possessing _—_ education, a gentle and | loving ition. Address U. S&S. & innesota, Hampton | Roads, Va Irish or German aristecracy need pot apply > Pretty and well educated, disposed to gentleness and love, surely these good qua- lities should satisfy a man, | if found united in a lady of | good family and “ excellent associations,” whatever they may be. There is a smack | of over-nicety in this young offcer’s exclusion of the | titled girls belonging to Germany and Ireland from the extraordinary privilege of being blessed with his handwriting, and then possibly his hand. A pretty, gentle, loving girl, born of a good family and educated well, is not a persun to be sneered at because she happens to belong to the lrish aristocracy, or to claim relation to some German prince or lord. A young whatever be his merits, can hardly be so great a catch that he need fear | to be besieged by so many pretty loving girls of noble birth, as to| render it desirable to exclude at least two countries from competing for his hand, We hear a good deal nowadays about marine assurance, and if this advertisement be taken as a sample of it, there is very clearly no lack of assurance in the navy of New York. MORE YANKEE SLANG. Ong serious evil resulting from the abominable Civil War still raging PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. 65 cer in the navy of the Northern Uutied States, | d in America, is its tendency to corrupt the English language. Despatches | written by Northern generals are published in English newspapers, and | almost all of them contain disgusting Yankeeisms, which are copied | by many British journalists who ought to know better. Some new | solecism is continually turning up in these illiterate compositions, and, | being adopted and repeated in olker writings of the same description, | soon becomes current Yankee coin, as base as shinplasters or cardboard- stamps, which must not be suffered to pass in this country with sterling English. Some of these counterfeits have been already nailed to our counter, and we must now aflix one more. The last new mintage of American voeabulary smashers is the verb | “To claim,” used as signifying to allege, assert, or maintain. Such and such an officer, for instance, is said to claim that he has taken so many guns and prisoners. ‘To pretend that he has taken them is what might naturally be supposed to bo meant ; because “to claim” is to “ demand of right,” to “require authoritatively ;” and when it is said that a man Claims to have done something, and especially something that is improbable, what seems to be implied is that he demands credit for his Statement to that effect, which is doubted. In a sort of Prospectus of a “ General Basis of the Society of the Lyceum Church of Spiritualists, Boston, U.S.A.,” occurs the following sentence :— “ The members of this Society claim that the soul of man is immortal.” The ludicrous misuse of the word “claim,” above instanced, may sreby implored to avoid. They Stoop to Conquer. PEAaCEMONGERS at any rice, may say what ill-natured things they please against the Rifle S ooting Association, but at all events they ee accuse the Members of passing altogether “an aimless Pxistence,” Fret-Work (dy a Female Architect) —Tears. THE MANIFEST DESTINY OF THE YANKEES. JoxatTHaN.—’Tis now some while since I’ve heard anything, from your Yankee statesmen and stump-orators, about the manifest destiny of the United States. The destiny of your Model Republic, your go-ahead people, the freest and most enlightened nation on the globe, which seemed manifest to those eloquent and impassioned patriots, was that of extending over the whole American continent by the annexation (the wise called it) of your neighbours’ territories. The manifest destiny of the cup, friend Jowarnan, is sometimes too confidently pee to be reaching the lip; but, as a pre-Tupperite philosopher as remarked, 9 casualty frequently occurs between the one and the | other, so as to prevent the vessel from reaching its destination. The Model Republic, that was to chaw up Creation, and swallow the | universe like an infinite Python, or the Great American Sea-Serpent, is | severed in twain, and of its two writhing pieces, each, become an indi- vidual snake, is now writhing and struggling, with all the might of its coils, to crush and chaw up the other, The manifest destiny of both North and South is to “spill much more blood,” and become “ wus” destiny which apparently if not manifestly awaits you is national bavk- ruptcy, and the consequent necessity of caving in. The ultimate destiny manifest to mankind at large as that whieh is reserved for you Yankees is not that of going where all good niggers go. | I am sorry to inform you that the general opinion is that the applauders | of Generat Butier will go where they will meet Naya Sant, On | such a subject, however, I will not be so presumptuous as to talk like | Matoworm and the Pore. But 1 may and must say, friend Jonaruay, to judge by the way in which you are going on, that, as regards this world, at any rate, your manilest destiny, a destiny in evideut course of | accomplishment, is that of descending to the very lowest place, It has for some time been said that, in form and features, your people are approaching the Red Indian type, and I now find you exulting in the worst brutality of Sepoys, whilst ou also emulate their malignant ferocity, in howling for British blood, and whooping over British istress, maaifestly burning to glut your bloodthirst upon this country, by way of return for our petting and pampermg you, humouring your whims and extravagance, treating you with the utmost kindness and forbeatance, and making you every possible concession. Thus, Jowatuan, you see, you are sinking from bad to worse, from sav. to lower savage, and your manifest destiny, at that rate of decadence, is the zero of humanity. But will you stop there, JonaTuan ? If there is any truth in the theory of the “Origin of Species,” there may be an inversion of the originating process, you know. Degeneration is as possible as development, and American citizens, if they go on raving, blaspheming, murdering, burning, and wreaking foul unmanly vengeance, may, after having passed through the phases of Indian North and East, Nigger, Bosjesman and Farthman, arrive at a point below M. pu CuatLiu’s Fans, who eat their own kinsiolk ; Jonaruan cuts the throats of his already. The countrymen of WasHixoron may decline into Gorillas, and the future Australian traveller who sketches the ruins of Faneuil Hall may find them infested with grinning and gibbering baboons whose ancestors were citizens of New York. Your manifest destiny, unless you return to reason, is all of you to be turned to apes with foreheads villanous low, You will be up a tree indeed, holding on with your feet as well as your hands, like the other quadru- mana. Already, Jonatuay, you have morally subsided to the under- most moral level. Take care you don’t physically degenerate into a Yahoo. Shall I then acknowledge that you are a man and a brother ? Ob! Spare me the humiliation of having to admit that such a creature as that which you will become is any relation to PUNCH. | | | |as you pronounce the word, and spend much more money; and one | | | Something Like a Menace. Ay Exhibitor at the Show, dissatisfied with the opinion expressed upon bis property by the Jurors, put up a protest. immediately covered up his article in a cauvas sacking, and set a Sapper as sentinel to prevent its being taken off. Mr. Punch begs to say that he shall, for once, follow the example of the Commissioners, and i they manilest the slightest mmpertinence on account of lis strictures upon their conduct, he will cover up the whole Bahibition with a sack, aud set Toby as guard to prevent Mu. Cure, or anybody else, rom taking it off. Now thea! A Distinction with a Difference. A PapiaMeytany return has just been issued under the head of Income and Property Tax. ‘This is as it should be. There is am Income-Tux and there is a Property-Tax. These two distinct taxes are too commonly confounded under the vame of Lncome-Tax. They are, however, very different things. The Income-Tax is @ tax on income consisting of the rent or interest of Property. ax is a taxon the income which a person earns, and which constitutes the whole of lis property. —— The Commissioners | The Property. | —_ me ee ee eee

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= _ PUNCH, OR THE L ONDON TURNING THE TABLES; OR, A L vrietta (who is joking, of course). J : 60 DOWN H TO A FEW WITH THE CHILDREN TO SOME QUIET PLACE AT THE FOR wreeks—Ea !—” GREAT POLITICAL CRICKET MATCH, PAM'S TEAM AGAINST THE AMALGAMATED DIZZYITES. Tuts exciting match has been commenced on the St. Stephen’s | ground, and up to the time of the drawing of the stumps it will be seen that Pam’s team have clearly had the best of it. The veteran has indeed by far the stronger side, having pretty nearly had the pick of All England, by whom he has long been held as a prime favourite. When well warmed to his work there are few more slashing and hard hitters than old Pam, and he has shown himself this season more cautious in his play than it was formerly his wont to be. Dizzy’s underhand sneakers and insinuating twisters have proved of no avail against Pam’s bold and forward batting; and while he has been ever ready to hit out, we think that all who have enjoyed an opportunity | to judge of it must have much admired the skill and style of his defence. | We were not at all surprised to find him, when the stumps were drawn, carrying out his bat: for the veteran is one of those who when they get well in are generally found by no means easy to put out. On the whole, we think Pam’s team have pretty fairly satisfied the hopes tbeir captain formed of them : although he knows as well as any one that there are one or two uncommonly weak players still amon; them. Young Prex is much too reckless to be trusted in a match, and, though he makes at times a fairly average good score, old Woop is sadly clumsy and unscientific. Lewis is a rather slow old-fashioned | sort of player, still at some points we admit he is not without his merit ; | but Cowrer is so generally unlucky (if we may not say, unskilful) in| his play that his place might very easily be filled with some one better. | Little Jounny Russe. is a good old steady player, and from his long | experience he has of course acquired a thorough knowledge of the game; but we think, next to the captain, Bint Giapstone is decidedly | the best man in the team, and though rather apt, like Wesrsury, to| show a little temper, he must certainly be viewed as an uncommonly fine paver, and one who very rarely will let slip a chance of scoring. Well knowing his weak point, Dizzy did his best last spring to aggravate | | Dizzyites have shown themselves. / ; yy Yip; yy ee Mf Wid ITTLE SAUCE FOR THE GANDER. “T’VE BEEN THINKING, DEAR CHARLES, THAT, AS YOU REQUIRE CHANGE, IT WOULD BE SO NICE FOR Sea-sSiDE, WHILE I anp Mrs. Frep SPANKER WENT TO BaDEN-Bapen [This last being just what the wretch CHaRLEs has been proposing to himself and Frep Spanker for the last month. him with his “teasers; ’ but Bru was on his guard for them, and wisely took good care to keep within his ground, although certainly, we must admit, at first he seemed inclined to hit cut rather wildly. On the other side we find but little to commend, although we certainly admire the pluck that Diz has shown in playing what he knew would be a losing game to him. His tactics have however been a long way from first-rate, and on more than one occasion the absence of good generalship has proved of fatal damage to him. What could be more absurd than the putting on of WALPOLE as a bowler at old Pam, who of course made mincemeat of him the first over? Moreover, there must be something faulty in the captain, when a team are so unruly as tli To play well together, an eleven must have confidence in the captain who commands them. This conii- dence the Dizzyites have failed as yet to feel; and we therefore cannot wonder at their finding themselves beaten. By getting CoppeEn on their side and another one or two of the Manchester Eleven, they doubt- lessly made pretty sure of putting Pam's team out before the hour came for the drawing of the stumps. But though a clever bowler, and making a good contrast with his slows when he is put on as a change with Dizzy’s sneakers, CoppEn is by no means now so powerful as bi was, and certainly old Pam is not the player to be funked by him. It is understood that the match will be resumed next season, but unless Dizzy contrives to get his men more up to work, there seems very little hope of his doing any good with them. Their fielding is at present far from being at all first-rate: indeed so clumsy have they showed themselves in much that they have done, that one might really have imagined the AmaLGamaTep Dizzyrtes must have a close connection with that other team of cricketers, who have elected to be called the Amalgamated Duffers. As has before been stated, Pam carries out lus bat with every chance of winning: indeed some of the members of the St. Stephens’ club are quite willing to bet that the veteran will be reported as “ Not Out” all next season. Morro ror THE Feperat Party.—“ Routs Furnished.” ed

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.. et SS —— Ust 16, 1862. =? —FONCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARL. a, “P? pedurag SUN se323 0rme-ewruy he i] ; 4 en | DRAWING THE STUMPs, : i Cospew to Duzzy. “CARRIES OUT HIS BAT? OF COURSE HE DOES! YOUR UNDERHAND BOWLING ’LL . . NEVER GET HIM OUT! I’LL sHow YOU HOW TO po IT NEXT INNINGS,” — | f = ——__ ————— = ——— — ee ! —.

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Avovsr 16, 1862.) “THE HOUSE THAT FOWKE BUILT.” (Humbly suggested by Mr. Punch to the London Stereoscopie Company, as @ sulyect for a series of views “ to be sold in the building.”’) Tus is the House that Fowxs built.' This is the Nave, That ran through the House that Fowxs built.’ These are the Tro-phies, That jammed the Nave, That ran through the House that Fowxe built.’ These are the “ O-fies |” That greeted the Tro-phies, That jammed the Nave That ran through the House that Fowxx built.‘ This is Crinoline’s closely-pent wave, Dammed ’midst the “ O-fies!” That greeted the Tro-phies, That jammed the Nave, That ran through the House that Fowxe built.’ These are Canute-Commissioners, hoping to brave The onslaught of Crinoline’s closely-pent wave,° Dammed ‘midst the “ O-fies |” That greeted the Tro-phies, That jammed the Nave, That ran through the House that Fowxe built. This is Mr. Punch, teaching how to behave? The Canute-Commissioners, hoping to brave The onslaught of Crinoline’s closely-pent wave, Dammed ‘midst the “ O-fies |” That greeted the Tro-phies, "I'bat jammed the Nave That ran through the House that Fowxe built. These are Cote’s good intentions,*® a way meant to pave To the favour of Punch, teaching how to behave The Canute-Commissioners, hoping to brave The onslaught of Crinoline’s closely-pent wave, Dammed ’midst the “ O-fies !” That greeted the Tro-phies, That jammed the Nave, That ran through the House that Fowxe built. These are Exhibitors, foreed “in” to “ cave” ® To Coe’s good intentions, a way meant to pave To the favour of Punch, teaching how to behave The Canute-Commissiohers, hoping to brave The onslaught of Crinoline’s closely-pent wave, Dammed midst the “ O-fies |” That greeted the Tro-phies, That jammed the Nave That ran through the House that Fowx built. These are Keix and Lucas,” to make a clean shave Of the work of Exhibitors, forced “in” to “cave” To Cotz’s good intentions, a way meant to pave To the favour of Punch, teaching how to behave The Canute-Commissioners, hoping to brave 1 Here a view of the International Exhibition Building in all its ugliness * Here a view of the Nave in its nakedness ® Here a view of the Nave in all the deformity of its trophies—(pronounce trofies to rhyme to “ guys.” * How the “0-fies” are to be represented, Punch leaves to the L. 8. C., only pre- mising it must not be by notes of admiration ° Perhaps Ma. Sranrietp, Mr. E. W. Cooxe, or Mr. Hoox, those eminent sea- painters, will furnish a design for the terrific subject of the closely-pent sea of Cri- noline in a storm. ® Here a design of Str W. Duae, on the throne as Canvre, surrounded by the - Royal Commissioners as courtiers, commanding the sea of Crinoline to stand 8 7 Mr. Punch will be happy to sit to the L. &. C. for this picture, but objects to being “sold in the building,” having been sold in the building already, but not to the profit of the Royal Commissioners * How to ~) “y Mr. Coie’s good intentions is a problem we leave to the L.3.C. Only let them make the said intentions large enough, and be sure to tint them couleur de rose. * “Caving in” is a Yankeeism for coming down by the run, for which Mr. Punch asks pardon. Ma. Cramer, if applied to, will no doubt stand for an Exhibitor sa in,” and will allow his toy trophy to come down by the run for the benefit y. om Keia asp wr “ Arcades ambo,” the two hoped, stand, stand firmly, for this design. They might he represented as the Siamese twins, united by a brace-girder, pr if practicable perched each on the pinnacle of —_e Powke's domes, and taking the best sight of each other that the Mare of the Exhibition will, it __ PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. 69 The onslaught of Crinoline’s closely-pent wave, Dammed ’midst the “O. fies!” That greeted the Tro-phies, That jammed the Nave, That ran through the House that Fowxe built. This is the Maywe-force," that takes up its stave To help Keik and Lucas, to make a clean shave Of the work of Exhibitors, forced “in” to “ cave” To Coe’s good intentions, a way meait to pave To the favour of Punch, teaching how to beliave he Canute-Commissioners, hoping to brave he onslaught of Crinoline’s elosely-pent wave, Dammed ’midst the “ O-fies !” hat greeted the Tro-phies, jammed up the Nave, ran through the House that Fowxe built. " The “ force” may be represented at the will of the L. 8. C. either alle vios has introduced Bre and Kperes in his Promethens, or, em fected Ya the and Bluchers of Policeman X f any attempt is made to set their staves to music it may be to the well-known air of ‘' Anw-de dow,” or ‘ Cremer, lie down,” —an adaptation of the “ Creppics, lie down” of Lrish rebellion popularity THE CAB CONSPIRACY, GanrBaLp! may please himself in Sicily, Jerry. Davis may go on licking the North, and the Montenegrins may continue to announce that they kill eleven thousand Turks every day. We have business at home, and had better mind it, The Cabmen of London menace insurrection. There is no time to inquire into the origin of their disaffection, but it dates from the time when their Glorious Three Days of strike pro- duced the tyrannical Act of Parliament which compels them to be tolerably honest and civil, except when their fares arc women, strangers, or other unprotected persons. The foul wrong which placed means of redress within the reach of any person who has plenty of nerve and perseverance, and a week to throw away, has rankled in the minds of | the Cabmen, and the exaltation into which they have been thrown by the plunder which they have made this Exhibition year, has brought them to exploding point. They now announce, in fiery placards, headed “ Awake, arise, or be for ever fallen,” that they are resolved and united, and that they are about to make a great demonstration in favour of their right to commit highway robbery. When cab men conspire, good men must combine. They announce that they are going to meet, several thousands strong, in Exeter Hall, and that on the day of their meeting, no Cab shall be brought out after twelve o'clock. They say, in print, that they wish “to give the public a notion of the inconvenience of having no cabs.” What the innocent public has done to deserve that the whole business and pleasure of a great city should be stopped, in order to promote the interests of the pockets of any set of men, is not worth discussing. We are told that on this day of the Exeter Hall meeting, we shall not go to railways, theatres, or friends’ houses, that if a physician is wanted in baste there shall be no means of getting at him, that a child shall not be able to hasten to its dying parent, and that the most important business journey shall be rendered impossible. And all this that Cabby may be able to cheat in future to a larger extent, and with impunity, rv. Punch has a recollection that when the Cab Act was passed, a clause was proposed for dealing rather summarily with any such demonstration as the strike that brought on legislation. He las not the Act at hand, and forgets whether the clause was inserted; but the Home Secretany for the time certainly said in committee that any repetition of the strike would be in the nature of a conspiracy, and i accordingly. Be this as it may, the licensing authorities have the matter pretty much in their own hands. If the cabmen want the Law altered, the same means are open to them that are employed by her Majesty’s other subjects for obtaining a revision of the law. But if they proceed to conspi and coercion, they should be made to comprehend that the law of cabs is made for the benefit of three millions of Londoners, not for that of three thousand drivers. ; ppose Somerset House announces that the licence of every Cabman who strikes, as threatened, shall be, ipso facto, cancelled Doubtless there will be some incouvenieuce to the public for some time. But we shall be relieved, at once and for the future, from a system of extortion and ruffianism, new vehicles and new drivers (there are thousands to be found at short notice) will be placed upon the ranks, and London, whose cab system is a disgrace to us, as Manchester, Puris, Liverpool, Glasgow, oan Birmingham tauntingly tell us, will be the ultimate gainer. We will hear the Cabman, if he speaks reasonably and respectfully, and if he can show a real grievance, we will aid him in getting it redressed. But if he is inclined to try with the public en masse the tactics he tries, when he dares, with individuals, we will trouble him, not for his ticket, but for his licence. he perma

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COLTS a Enrant TERRIBLE. “ Are you tummin to our Party to-night, Mr. Borus Hall?” Mama (with ill-concealed anguish, and most unmaternal feelings towards the “ Oh! yes, by the bye ; I—a—really quite forgot | Will you come Infant the Evening with us, if you are not—a— Better Engaged ?” PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. [Aucust 16, 1862, | THAMES ELEGANCE. We perceive that a new Company called’ the Thames Express Steam Boat Company is launched, with a highly respectable-looking list of directors. Mr. Punch wants to know more about this project. He learns that the boats are to be of a bigh class, so he concludes that it is intended to make Thames steamboating genteel. In this case he would like to see the rules. He hopes that the passengers will all be expected to appear in elegant though careless morn- ing dress, that the best cigars, only, will be allowed to be ' smoked, that no volunteered music, (and especially none \ | of those filthy and impudent Ethiopians who are allowed to | |infest the existing boats) will be allowed, but that profes- | | sional vocalists from the operas will be en ; that the | engine-smoke will be self-consumed, that the captains will | | be manly but graceful officers, and that all the little boys | will be accustomed to the use of a pocket handkerchief. | Further, the genteel boats must stop at no low places, but |must have exclusive landing piers, with lighted tunnels | leading into respectable neighbourhoods. Also, credit for | fares must be given, or at least there must be subscription tickets, for the payment of ready money is revolting to a | refined nature. If attention be paid to these, and a few |other points, and the Thames is properly cleansed and embanked, river navigation may be once more possible to | Mr, Punch and the rest of the aristocracy. WHAT’S TO BE OUR NEXT TROUBLE? “Dear Mr. Puncn, “Tuts Cotton Famine do worrit me so, you can’t think. What, ever, shall we do for Calico? How mucha | yard will it be like to come to? There’s always a some- thing—some trouble or other with our good-for-nothing Foreign Relations. Botheration on botheration! Now *tis the Cotton Famine along of them Yankees. Next I suppose there’ll be another rumpus in China, and then perhaps we shall have a Tea Famine. ’Tis dreadful to think of. Ah, drat ’em altogether! Why can’t they live in peace and quietness, instead of fighting and quarrel- ling and destroying one another and the comfort of a poor | old woman like me ? “ Marrua Cappy.” . a and Spe nd However, Betrer Late tHan Never.—Wnuat wonld [Of course the wretch is “ only too delighted,” and would “ throw over any | you call the Government’s detention of the Delhi Prize engagement.” WAR TO THE WIFE AND CHILDREN! I's principal merchants and lawyers of New York, assembled in a sort of caucus, have passed a string of resolutions, of which this | is one :— **Resolved—That every day's delay complicates our relations both foreign and domestic, gives the rebels strength, and is wasting hundreds of good and true men ; and ay! far better that every rebel should perish than that one more loyal soldier should Ge For that reason it is but logical to resolve that the most prompt and | expeditious steps Ought to be taken to preclude the death of any one more Federal soldier by effecting the entire extermination of every | Confederate. From the premises above stated, accordingly, is deduced | the following conclusion :— And therefore it is that we, with entire unanimity, most respectfully and most earnestly call upon the President to act in his capacity as Commander-in-Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and immediately issue the order which will take from the rebels their great source of strengta, while it will diminish their | rmy, by calling to the defence of their homes large numbers of rebel officers and ! 1 That is to say, they call upon the President to decree the emancipa-| ~ tion, and excite an insurrection, of the nm To carry the war into | the enemy’s camp is bold generalship, but the foregoing invocation demands something bolder. It is a request for carrying the war into the enemy’s parlour, the enemy’s drawing-room, the enemy’s boudoir, General Butuer, of course, would be the fittest leader of those black | bands, the alarm of whose rising would call the “rebel” forces “to the | | defence of their homes.” | tell what might not happen to him ? It would be a service of danger to the gallant General, however, for he might get taken prisoner, and fall into the hands of the exasperated Southern = ae which case who can The Yankees who propose to rouse the Southern blacks to mutiny and massacre, and Sepoy invasion of the domestic sanctuary, are described | as including “all the leading men in the commercial and legal commu- Money ? Extremely Delhi-tory. nities of New York.” It is surprising that such persons should be inflamed with a loyalty so enthusiastic as to smother every other human feeling, except devotion towards the Almighty Dollar, which is doubtless an equally powerful motive impelling them to exhort others to fight for them in order to maintain the Union, and consequently the Tariff whereby they desire and expect to thrive at the expense of the South. But Southern loyalty is as staunch as their own, not so truculent and atrocious. Why call their antagonists names ? Why term them “rebels?” The Confederates are as loyal to Jerr. Davis as the forefathers of the Federals were to Wasninetox. The principal Yankees of New York, indeed, may consider, for their own part, that the perdition of every individual in the Southern States is preferable to the decease of one of their own mercenaries. This senti- ment they expect will be endorsed by “the whole civilised world.” They seem to have formed very peculiar ideas of civilisation. The whole civilised world will r=! wish that it could buy such highly self- appraising people at a just valuation, and sell them at their own. though A European Operation. A Distixcuisnep Surgeon has urgently advised Louis NaroLeon immediately to withdraw the French army from Rome, on the ground that it excites that inflammation in Italy which is necessarily produced by the presence, in any important part, of a foreign body. THE GREATEST MAN OF HIS DAY. Ir is said that there is nothing new under the sun, bat Cartary Fowxe happily enables us to put an end to that monotonous saying, for there is no denying that to him belongs the rare merit of being, (as proved by the International Exhibition,) the dish-cover-er of a new style of architecture.

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THE MARRIAGE MOVEMENT AMONG THE PRIESTS. Tue old saying, that when the cat is away the mice will play, is plea- sa santly verified by the facts recorded in the subjoined extracts from a | news-letter dated at Rome :— ** A correspondent of the Osserra/ore Romane, writing from Bologna, announces the marriage of a priest, named A» Tonto Giovayerti, with a lady named Domenica Capanst. The witnesses were a Dr. Zant and an ex-monk, now a heretic, named Pompro Rossi. The correspondent observes that the last act in apostacy, as in comedies and farces, is always a marriage “ Certainly there are individuals to be found in every class who are eager to take advantage the new state of things in Italy, and the change could nut be more strongly marked than by the public marriage of a priest in the quondam dominions of his Holiness, or the public preaching of Protestant doctrines in the heart of Naples, as is now the case every evening in a palazzo in the Toledo, near the Largo della Carita." According to a vuigar British adage, matrimony and hanging go by destiny. What led the artificer who made that saw to connect matri- mony with capital punishment it is difficult to imagine, unless it was the execution ; the hymenzal knot and the hangman’s noose : the altar and the halter. The correspondent of the Osserratore Romano, for lis part, associates marriage with apostacy in a remark which is unintelligible further than as apparently intended for a sneer. It is a wonder that so satirical a poccnnee neglected to interpolate an additional w into the name of Dr. LaNt for the sake of making a sarcastic remark on the curious coinci- dence by which the marriage of a priest happened to be attested by an ex-monk now a heretic, and a zanni or zany. Many priests have petitioned the Porz to let them marry. He refuses. Hence Protestantism and marriage are evidently going together, at a rapid rate, in the former dominions of the Pore and those of his friend Bomea. We see that, no sooner is the Papal and Bour- i¢ pressure removed, than priests marry and are given in marri and preach the Gospel. In France also an ecclesiastic, M. 1’ABB hazy discernment of a certain analogy between a wedding and an| LIGHT INFANTRY DRILL.—STANDING EASY. First Bystanper. ‘‘ Fine body o’ Young Men, Sir?” Srconp Drrro (Horsey Ignoramus), “Um, sprung 7@ the off fore-leg, though, most of 'em, seemin’ ly.” Brov pe Lavarére, has successfully asserted his right as a French citizen, though a priest, to take to wife MapemorseLie EvizaneTn pe Fressances. Happiness to their bolster! His Holiness would do a deep thing in sacrificing an absurdity, which is not a dogma, to com- mon sense. The celibacy of the clergy is only a point of discipline, and of discipline not particularly conducive to morality, Why does he not decree the abolition of enforced clerical bachelorship? It would be o se coup c=. He has made many a bull, but this would be no blunder, no mistake. This would be a much brighter idea than that of the Immaculate Conception. What a lot of both religious and political capital the Holy Father might make out of that easy concession of practice, not principle, to Christian liberty! By compounding for superstition with human nature he might long retard the dry-rot of the chair which he calls St. Peter’s. But no. He will not throw an empty tub out of the bark of Peter, albeit for the sake of catching a whale, or even of preventing the whale from upsetting the vessel. He is asked to let his clergy marry. He cannot say Now Possumus to this reasonable demand; but like an obstinate and unwise old gen. tleman he replies Non Volumus, How much more worthy of a Holy if not a Heavy Father to tell the priest who wants a wife “There, take her and be happy,” and give the couple an apostolical benediction in the words “ Bless ye, my children!” Nobody can foresay what is possible or impossible. There is no knowing where the marriage-movement in the popish priesthood will end. A future Pontiff will perhaps sanction sacerdotal matrimony, and then what will there be to hinder him from taking the benefit of his own act? Then the Pore will indeed lead a happy life, with his lawful lady at the head of his table, children climbing his paternal knee, and a nursery somewhere at the top of the Vatican. Then will his Holiness the Por be a Papa indeed. | LATEST FROM WASHINGTON. Gewerat HALieck is to assume supreme command of the Federal Armies, under the title of “ Halleck r the Great.”

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HS AN AMERICAN LYRIC. : i g American organ in London (we don’t mean the London American, 4 ern, or the Jnadex, Southern Journal) has re-printed some verses | t says are by Mr. Bryant, the poet. We rather hope that it nformed. Mr. Bryant has written so many admirable things he ean afford to write a few of another kind, but we hate to see a y clever man make a mistake, However, Ma. Bryant’s or not, they are, and we don’t like them. ; TO ABRAHAM LINCOLN, On his Demand Sor 300,000 men, We’re coming, Father ABRAAM, we ’re coming all along, But don’t you think you ’re coming it yourself a little strong ? lhree hundred thousand might be called a pretty tidy figure, _ We’ve nearly sent you white enough, why dou’t you take the nigger ? Consider, Father Amradm, and give the thing a thought, war has just attained four times the longitude it ought ; ind all the bills at Ninety Days as you have draw’d so free, Have been dishonoured, ApRaAm, as punctual as could be. | F 72 _____ PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. [Aveust 16, 1862.

nature is each in its way. Hocarta taught Englishmen how to paint, and, let us hope, how to live with honesty. Reynoups first showed us | how our women and children might be admired, without being deified, on canvas. Look at the incidents in Hocantn’s “ Strolling Actresses,” the truth, the fun, the humanity of the picture. The pretty tragedian to the left learning her part, and the vixen to whose caresses even pussy will not submit. There is another lady anointing her hair with a tallow candle before a broken glass, while she clutches the flour dredger to | | com lete her toilet. There is Cupid a oe be ladder to get a pair of | stockings, and here is the sealy dragon feedinga baby (St. George’s?) with a pap-spoon. Such scenes have passed from among us now. Kven | RichaRpsow is on the wane, and hair powder only lingers on the heads of lacqueys; but as we look at this picture, we feel it is no made-up goles, no hacknied composition ; and we sympathise with the sturdy little painter and his contempt for the grand school, when he struck out in a line of his own, even if it were not that line of beauty of which he fondly prated. Oh, that our modern portrait painters would take a hint from good | Sir Josnva, who when he had to paint a lady, did not forget that she | was a woman and not a milliner’s doll! i |Devow with her baby romping and crowing on her knee; and the first | thimg we learn about her is, not that she wears a coronet, but that she

Here is the Ducuess or | | is a mother, That is what I call a portrait; and with some few ’ve fought, old Father ApraaM, and fought uncommon bold, exceptions, we have not lisaned the ihe sinse 1799. | gained amazing victories, or so at least we ’re told ; nd having wtnge the rebels for a twelvemonth and a day, We nearly found ’em liquoring in Washington in May. Now, really, Father Annadm, this here’s the extra ounce, | And we are almost sick, you see, of such almighty bounce ; We ain’t afraid of being killed at proper times and seasons, But it’s aggravating to be killed for Mac’s strategic reasons. } u’d be so obliging, Father ABRAAM, as to write |

If y lo any foreign potentate, and put the thing polite, And make him lm a General as knows the way to lead, We’d come and list. Jerusalem and snakes! we would indeed.

INTERNATIONAL EXHIBITION. WY But as the matter stands, Old Ane, we’ve this opinion, some, If you say Come, as citizens of course we’re bound to come, But then we want to win, you see; if Strategy prevents, We wish you ’d use the nigger for these here experiments

Hereditary bondsman, he should just be made to know H venience us uncommon if he’d take and strike a blow. | in as will not fight for freedom isn’t worth a cuss, And it’s better using niggers up than citizens like us, So, Father ApraAm, if you please, in this here game of chess, You’d better take the black men against the white, I guess, = And if you work the niggers off before Rebellion’s slain, Naw Which surely ain’t expectable,—apply to us again.

OUR OWN CORRESPONDENT. ee aa = Twenre is an old saying to the effect that extremes meet, and it is M‘CLELLAN CUNCTATOR, | ertain that rencontre takes place in the Internationa! Exhibition. By one of Revrenr’s Telegrams from New York we are informed When Jomy But is tired of his machinery he rushes off to the gallery | ¢hat— pictures, W / it Cae ton gg aoa I do not care to disavow, I in- | ai - - hon - am on te cted our own collection first. True there are hundreds of works here | “‘ The popular confidence in Geverat M‘CLELLAN appears <7 te 1 we have seen before, but who can say they have less interest on | ome, Se Fichmand, and many of bis admirers now aasert that Be 1 aot the t account? Why are Norma and La Sonnambula and Don Giovanni, | , li Barbiere sure of drawing houses?’ Because we know their} None but the admirers of M‘Cuetiaw, however, could, we should sic by heart: because AA perche is the same plaintiff appeal that we | think, make that assertion. M‘CueLian was for a long time a man of eard twenty years ago, and when Figaro begins his tol de roling we/| inaction; but he has now gone into action only too often. Fighting recognise an old friend, Lesii#, Laxpseer, Hunt, and Mruxais have | is action and running away is action, and M‘Cuiecian has both fought mg been favourites of the British public, and our eyes return again| and run away, It is absurd to say that a general who executes a ind again to their canvas with pleasure. Here is “ Sancho Panza” the | strategic movement is not a man of action, although the action is that friend of our youth, and there is good “ Sir Roger on his way to Church,” | of retreating. Whilst Genera M‘Crectan remained inactive, his We are in “ Bolton Abbey” feasting prospectively on savoury venison, | countrymen called him the young Napoteow, in anticipation of the r “ Shooting deer in the forest of Glenorchy.” Seven years have not | victories which he had not achieved, They would have better bbed “ Autumn Leaves” of their luscious colour, and our “ Appie | reason for calling him the young Fanivs; but events have shown that soms”’ are still in flower. In the corner there is a little crowd | the latter name is as inapplicab e to himras the former. It has not been vhich is eager, but does not jostle, which admires, but in no noisy | the lot of M‘CietLay “ to win like Fase iy delay ;” for the cunc- mood, for we are standing before “ The Light of the World,” perhaps|tation of M‘Ciettan Cunctator has ended in a stampede on the most famous picture of our school in Sacred Art. | Chickahominy. But there are two names in our Fine Art Catalogue, the fame of is not confined to England or to Europe—two men who will be bered as long as the limner’s art exists. HoGartu and Rey-

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; Nous ced before the age of Exhibitious, but their works would be an| To most persons this particular kind of weather is most oppressive, ; equistion to any gallery in the Universe. Between the stern satire in | not fit to do anything upon, but a photographer takes a very different ’ ' Marriage 4 la Mode” and the charming simplicity in the “ Age | view of it. He oalls that weather “ muggy ” which is the best adapted Innocence,” there 18 @ great hiatus; but how wonderfully true to! for taking a person’s “ mug.”

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es . , PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARL—<Avevsr 16, 1862. . . MR. JOHN LEECH’S ii. GALLERY OF SKETCHES

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FROM SUBJECTS IN “PUNCH.” EXHIBITING AT THE EGYPTIAN HALL, PICCADILLY. M TORROCKS (loq.)—‘Come hup! I say—you ugly : to Charles). * Ob HE MERMAIDS’ HAUNT PHYSICAL EDUCATION times ! ROLIC HOME AFTER A BLANK DAY 6 A SHOCKING YOUNG LADY, Charles, isn’t it fun? I've beaten Ar thur and Julia, and |’ve broke Aunt Sally's Nuse seven A FRIENDLY MOUNT —Party (whose nerve is not what it INDEED !—Emily (betrothed | 49 CUPID AT SEA.—Angelina (to Edwin, whose only chance is perfect tranquillity.) “ Edwin, dear! if you love me, go down inte the cabin, and fetch me my scent-bottle, and another shawl to put over my feet!” | Epwiw’s sensations are more easily imagir<( than d& AVALIER, 1860 Adolphus, “Now, girls !—if you're used to be) You are quite sure, Charles, that he ’s tem scribed.) me for a ride on the sands—I'm your man.” perate !"—Charls. ‘‘Oh yes! come along! Do you think | 50 AQUATICS,—A COMFORTABLE RAN-DAN —Jolly Young HING WOMAN —* Teach yer to swim? Lor’ bless I should let you ride him if he wasn’t? Why you might Waterman. “ Holloa! Hi! Police! Back water, Jack! my love, why of course I can!" kill the horse! We 've got into a nest of Swans, and they 're a pitchin E BRACING DAY AT THE SEA-SIDE [Nervous Party ia much flattered by the consideration of Friend into me.” IGNANT MASTER OF HOUNDS.—“ Now, you Sir! 28 JONES tries his new hack, which is as quiet as a lamb— | 51 THE GOOD LITTLE BOY.—Bathing Woman. “ Master i the hound! He's worth forty times as much as just about Franky wouldn't cry! no! not he!—He’ll come to his horse 9 SCENE AT SANDBATH.—The Female Blondin outdone ! THE Reader is requested to observe, that the Lower Ex mities represented above do not belong to the Fair nthe Plank, but to the Boatman beyond, upon e shoulder she is leaning. —We, however, recommend r Darling * * * * * t time she gets out of a boat thinks his little ones ought VISION OF LABOUR. —Sporteman (in Standing Beans) drinking the wat raters ) ere to, now, Jack?” —Jack. “Well! let’s see! I should | 32 THE BEST PREVENTIVE AGAINST SEA-SICKNESS.—|54 A SKETCH AT RA Grand Morning Performance « 1 COUNTRY RACES.—Gentlemen Riders, who are so like Professional Jocks, you can hardly tell the difference ! be more careful how she composes herself the 31 WHILE THEY ARE AT SCARBOROUGH, Paterfamilias Martha, and bathe like a man!” m the Narrow Plank by the 52 LITTLE GENT.—~‘ Mornin’, my Lord !—Glad to see you out again !—What I like about fox-‘unting is, that it im proves the breed of ‘orses—and brings people together ss wouldn't otherwise meet!” . 53 MISS MATILDA.—‘‘Go on, Fido !—There’s one great drawback to these hatse—they make one look like every body else.” (Ahem / to lose no opportunity of \MSGATE.—BEllen (who loves a joke at up the beans again, and across the top end, beat Once on board, fix your eyes upon some distant object, Aunt Fidget’s expense). *‘Good gracious, Aunt, there are the other side and round by the bottom. While and adapt the movement of your body to the rolling of two officers !"—Aunt Fidget (a short-sighted lady). “ Blew re there, get over and try old Haycock’s standing oats the vessel won't mind—I ‘ll stop here and mark !” TEST FROM PARIS.— Beautiful Being. “ Well, I must Parker, that I like the hair dressed \ | Impératrice hows so much of the face.” NE BUT THE BRAVE DESERV E THE FAIR.—Au A DELICIOUS SAIL—OFF ness gracious, Mr. Boatman ! and that's one o’ prac-ti-sin’ struck the water DOVER.—Old Lady. “‘ Good- | me, 80 there are! Well; they may be officers, but they an not gentlemen, I'm sure, or they wouldn't stand looking what'’sthat?” Stolid Boat at us in that impudent manne r man. “‘That, mum! Nothun, mum. Only the artillery | 55 IRRITABLE GENTLEMAN DISTURBED BY BLUE the cannon-balls what's just BOTTLE. 56 A CAPITAL FINISH.—Excited but rather behind-hand Party uatue. “ Now I've got you ! 3% MARRIED FOR MONEY—THE HONEYMOON —*“ Now, ‘“‘Now then, my man, have you seen’em? Which way rTHE OPERA.—Liety. ‘‘ Good gracious, Selina, look there ! then, darling, put away your paper, and we'll have a nice have they gone?”’"—Man. ‘‘ All right, Sir! They ‘re down There's that ridiculous little man again. Did you ever | anything so absurd?’ Buaby Ah! There she is, bless her! and looking bride. —** Oh! } Sang ncy to me!’ yi MY DBARS! I know the sea breeze after bathing is won the beautiful bracelet veficial to the back hair ;—but consider the heart of Lucy (disappoint:d Well. r too susceptible Punch ! better not say much about it DELICATE COMPLIMENT. —Firet Whip (who is a liltle for you told me long walk, and then come back to tea in our own little cottage, and be as happy as two little birds!” said the fair | 57 THE OLD FOXHUNTER.—Flora. “ Well, Ronald! and ang i mentally ejaculated the Captain sway too. Oh! it's as clear as possivle she has taken | 35 THE FAIR TOXOPHILITES.—Constance. ‘*Oh, mamma! I'm so delighted. I have just made the best gold, and given by Captain Rifles.”— life!” A Constance, I think you had | 58 MR BRIGGS, having become an adept in the art of horse- slways shot with your eyes shut, as | 59 ‘ere. Fox an’ ’ounds is just run into th’ Infant School!” how do you like Rotten Row ?"—Ronald. “* Oh, pretty well ; but it’s rather slow work to a man who has been accustomed to go across country as I have all my You know it was a fluke ! taming, operates upon a colt he has bred himself, and— With complete success led because the Fox won't break). *‘ Now, then, Sir! Out you feel so very nervous 60 A JUDGE BY APPEARANCE. —Bathing Guide. “ Bless the way, unless you ll get into the cover. Mayhap | 36 GONE AWAY Old Coachman. ‘‘ Now, Miss Ellen! Miss ‘art! I know’d he'd take it kindly—by the werry looks r ugly mug might frighten him out Come up, Ellen! You know what your Pa said! You was to take on ‘im ! the greatest care of Joey !"—Miss Bullen. “So I will, | 61 MORE NOVELTY.—The Misses Weasel think crinolines ENTER MR. BOTTLES, THE BUTLER.—Master Fred Robert ! and that's why I am taking him off the nasty I re that’s capital! Stand still, Bottles, and I'll hard road, poor thing 1 how the Chinese do the knife-trick at the play.” SEA-SIDE The bathing | a ) DLPS declares they manage sea-bathing better in yreposterous and extravagant invention, and appear & Mrs. Roundabout's party in a simple and el t attire. ir 62 NOT A BAD IDBA FOR WARM WEATHER. —Prederict [Bottles is much interested. | 38 THE NOBLE SCIENCE.—Tomkins and his friend (who | ** Now Girls, pull away—don't be idle!" have been thrown out) congratulate themselves on falling | 63 ‘“‘ DON'T MOVE THERE, WE SHALL CLEAR YOU!” France, and that when he is at Bo-long, he does as Bo-long in with the Squire's second horseman, who is sure to | 64 PATIENCE REWARDED.—Piscator. “‘ A-hah! Got yous loes—well ! that 's a matter of taste ! bring them by a line of gates to the hounds again—and | last, have 1 ?—And a fine week's trouble I ‘ve had to cated ITING HIS FOOT IN IT.—Little Hairdresser (mildly so he does, only—the last of the gates is locked, and over you!” Yer ‘air 's very thin on the top, Sir.” Gentleman (of un 4 at if itis! Confound you, you puppy, do you think I 1¢ here to be insulted and told of my personal defects? | 40 I'll thin your top !! 41 A NICE GAME FOR TWO RUGGLES.—“ Hold hard, Master George. It's too wide und uncommon deep.”— Master George. *‘ All right, Rug ball, she said, ‘ Now, then, We can both swim /"’ which he “‘ hops like a bird! governable temper). *‘ My hair thin on the top, Sir? and | 39 MR. PEEWIT has a little addition to his family—he is obliged to get his meals anyhow—and— Abdicates in favour of the gle and Croquet’d he was « yapletely.” (From Kose to Emily.) AQUATICS—Who is this? Why this is Mr. John Chubb 42 COMMON OBJECTS ATTHE 65 IT'S THE EARLY BIRD THAT PICKS UP THE WORM —Piscator. **‘ There, Thomas, you now see the advantage of early rising. I have got the very best place on the water, and I ‘ll be bound to say the other subscribers are not out of bed yet!” real master of the house OR MORE.—‘ —— Fixing her eyes on his, and placing her pretty little foot on the | 46 FOR A COLD IN THE HEAD there is nothing likes Iam going to Croquet you ! steam bath, and this can be had in your own bed-room with the greatest ease— You have only to take care that you manage the ap paratus prope SEA-SIDE—Generally found | 67 rly. —Old Gent. “1 say, my little | 68 GORGEOUS SPECTACLE —Sarah Jane. ‘° Oh, Betsy, come l always hold your pony together going ‘ere, and bring Hisabeller! We can see the ‘oofs of the up hill, and er ploughed land!"~—-Young Nimrod. ** All ‘orses !! ' ing one of his long, slow, steady strokes. He is taking upon the rocks at low water e pains than usual, because those pretty girls in the 43 DOING IT THOROUGHLY nd hats are sitting on the lawn drawing from nature man, you shoul AY HERE ARE THE GIRLS IN THE ROUND HATS. right, old cock n't WHERE THERE'S A WILL THERE'S A WAY.—Fo ou teach your grandmother tosuck 69 A BRILLIANT IDEA.—Matilda. “Oh, look ye her, eggs! There's my man by the hay-stack with my second Tommy! S'pose we play at your being the big footmas, unting Doctor. “ Not bein time! Oh, nonsense! Send horse !" and me and Lizzerbuth'll be the fine ladies in the car my horse on,—see my patients early,—dress in the 44 THE ROUND HAT, LADEN WITH NOVELS, IN A ridge!” brougham,—there lam!” (and we hope he may have a good STORM.—Ancient Mariner } tow you off !—You should never carry so much sail ina “Hold on a bit, Miss—I'll 70 TABLEAU, representing a young gentleman who fancies vem.’ he is alone by the “Sad Sea Waves.” He takes the op *.* We have been obliged to take the side of the car- sou-wester ! portunity of going through the last scene of ‘“‘ Lucia.’ riage out, which perhaps the kind reader will excuse 45 RATHER AWKWARD FOR TOMKINS.—Young Diana [N.B. The Young Gentleman's voice (which HE unegue SHOCKING RESULT OF WEARING INDIAN RUBBER ** | think, Sir, if you would be so good as to g GOLOSHES ON THE SANDS.—Young Jack Robinson break the top rail, my pony would get over.”

first, and to be like MaRio’s) is of the most feeble and wnerrisia quality.) : ees what he imagines to be the impression of his darling’s 46 OUR FRIEND TOM NODDY has a day with the Brook- | 71 A WEIGHTY MATTER. —Frederick (avery big bey). “That* foot—he mentally ejaculates. ‘‘ Beetle-Crusher,* by Jove /” and flies to other climes accustomed to the hills! * A vulgar and disgusting expression, implying thata 47 PARTY (who of course doesn't foot is big enough, and flat enough, to kill black -beeties. The brutality of connecting in any way such words with side Harriers. —With his usual prudence he gets a horse a niceish pony of yours, Charley.—By the bye, how heary are you?"—Charley. ‘‘ Well, within a pound of three stone, think himself good looking). — I’m sorry to say.”—Frederiee. ‘“Oh! I call that « me * Really, Clara, I can't think how you can make a pet of weight. Now, I’m obliged to have very expensive ; such an ugly brute as an Isle of Skye terrier!” ponies for, with saddle and bridle, I don't ride less than o@ the feminine Tootsicums, needs no comment 48 THM RACE FOR A BATHING MACHINE. .—Alice first, stone two!” MR. WIGGINS has a fine opportunity of displaying his Clara second, Miss Toddles a bad third; and the rest no- 72 A VERY GREAT MAN.—“ Now, Collins, you must # politeness and activity where ! a From “ALL THE YEAR ROUND,” July 5, 1862. Tuts gallery is certainly a delightful lounge. One can look at Mr. Lreca’s drawings without even the trouble of holding up the book or turning over the leaves. You can take up your position on one of the ottomans before two or three of your especial favourites, enjoy them either alone, or, still better, with a friend who thoroughly understands the merits of this admirable artist. For, one of Ma. Leecn’s most extraordinary qualities is, that he appeals in turn to almost every class. Men of the keenest wit and of the highest intel ectual attainments are delighted by his sketches, and so is the errand clerk who sees them is a merciful provision) through the shop wiudows. Long may Mr. Lercn’s poorer vimirers enjoy that gratuitous opportunity of enjoying his works. Long may those whose moderate means will enable them to do so, go in ond baw And often hereafter muy we, who are ready to come down with our shillings, be able to get, in exchange for them, a sight of more of those brilliant sketches fresh from the hand of one of the most fertile of our English morists, and one of the most remarkable artists of our school and day ! ”

out very deep, for I want to take'a ‘‘ header. From ‘‘ THE TIMES,” June 21, 1862. ‘‘ Ivy a hundredth part of the people who have enjoyed this kindly satirist’s works 44 they have appeared in Punch week by week ; if the ‘swells’ who have laughed at the presest ments of their brother swells ; if the sporting men, the dancing men, the yachting men and their amiable female companions ; if all the boys at school who recognise pictures of other boys at other schools; if the Misses with those beautiful large eyes, full forms, flowing ringlets, and charming boots; if the brave old squires and country gentlemen whom Me Leeca delights to depict at their firesides over their dessert with their saucy grandchildres, or in the hunting-field with their horses and hounds, are minded to come and see their o¥* portraits, what crowds will flock once more to that room, now so changed, in the Egy Hall, in Piccadilly, where poor Atsent SurrH was wont to administer to the gaiety d nations |” Open Daily from 10 till dusk, Admission One Shilling.

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