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re HETHER it came vid Horn or vid Ivory, never mind. The Dream came, and it is something to get dreams or sleep either, with the winds in the state of ululant distraction which they manifest in this present drear- nighted December. What made the divine Puncu dream of Miyenrva he does not know, unless it was that he had been enjoying a particularly good dinner at the Athenwum, and that he dropped into slumber, faneying that he was an Owl of the most elegant character, and feeling rather inclined to hiss at most people, and bite the others. Anyhow, there he was, up on Olympus with his old friend Jurrrer, whom he was cheering with assurance of support, in the event of the Bishop or Nartat trying to write him down. Mrverva, who had put on her very best spoon helmet to fascinate Puscu (the Goddesses are as artful a the Women), was praying and beseeching him to accept the Crown of Greece. The goddess was talking her choicest Greek to him, and the polysyllables melted from her lips like bonbons with liqueur in them. He seemed to understand her as perfectly as Dx. Parr could have done, and his conversation, though Socratic in its wisdom, had that slight Alcibiadie flavour which is not unacceptable even to goddesses of middle age. Jvupirer kept laughing, and though Mr. Bensamin D’Ixron-tx-Heaven, M.P., says that nectar is out of fashion up there, the great Pelasgic Dodonean was certainly drinking it as if he liked it. Mr. Ponca has seen, on this earth, very great Swells, whose dining-out talk is of Tokay, glue their lips to the modest pewter when at home, and Jove was at home. Perhaps he had taken an economical turn, in order to annoy his venerable ox-eyed wife—let us be charitable at Christmas. But his accomplished daughter Buve-Exes kept on pleading and pestering, with all the audacity of a young English lady at a fancy-fair. “ Do take the Crown, my dear Mr. Puncn,” she said. “I will have the Parthenon put in thorough repair

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FO rs OT Ot ty PREFACE. [Decempzr 27, 1862. for you, and furnished with all the improvemente—hot and cold water on the premises, and a Lift to carry you up to bed, when you have had——” “ Madam?” said Ma. Puycn, as sternly as he can speak to a temale. “ Had too hard a day’s work for the good of mankind,” said Mnrerva, mending her bid with a blush worthy of her relative Avroza. “ Do—o—o,” pleaded the goddess, pursing her handsome lips into a wheedling entreaty. “* Hoo-—-hoo—hoo,” said the Owl, to the best of his power imitating his mistress. “IT can't, my dear, and there’s an end of it,” said Mz. Puscu, smiling, and giving the Owl a kindly little kick. “ Your father knows I’ve got enough to attend to without going in for King.” “Tt is the neatest thing out in kingdoms,” urged Miss Muyerva, who has been growing rather fast since the Universities took to examining out-siders. “ Who could desire a nicer little domain ?”’ “ Hoo—hoo—hoo ?” asked the Owl. “ You might oblige the girl,” said Jurrrmn., “ You might mind your own business,” said Mr. Puncu. “I have many reasons against it. I'll tell you one- Consider Jupy. The wife of a Chief Magistrate ought to be something to look at, or she hinders him, Isee Wititam Russevy's delightful American Diary on that cloud,—well, you know what he says about the advantage which Varta Davis has over Maus, Lixcouy, and the consequent gain to the Southern President. Now, Jupy, though the best of wives, is really--— ” “T am sure you ought to be ashamed of yourself, talking so,” said Miss Muygrva. “She is a very striking | looking person, and wears a great deal better than you do.” “1 'll tell ber what you say,” said Mg. Puncu, “ but I won’t be King of Greece.” Mrverva burst into tears, and wiped her blue eyes with her alabaster hand. “ Hoo— hoo—hoo,’ Owl, and wiped his brown eyes with his ridiculous claw. “ Phlegethonically selfish and unkind of you,” growled Juprrer. “If you use that kind of language, I shall not stay in Olympus,” said Mr. Puncn, “I am not used to it, I can tell you. Muygrva-Patias-Armeya-Cecroria my dear, don’t cry, but listen.” Mryenva wiped her eyes again, and the Owl drew his wing over his beak. “T can’t be King over your Greeks, but I can and will be their guide, philosopher, and friend. Take this volume ”’ (and a green and golden tome suddenly appeared—as such things will in dreams—in Mr. Puncn’s hand). , went the “ Let the Grecians,” he said, “ study that, and they will have slight need of Kings or any such luxuries.” The goddess smiled radiantly. ° “ Hoo !—hoo !—hoo!” exclaimed the smiling Owl. The next moment Mr. Punca awoke in the bosom of his four-post bedstead. “ Well,” he said, sitting up defiantly, “and who could do better for her than give her my * Forty-Chird Volume.” * Hoo, indeed?” said the

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MONDAY, June ng The pea, See am, phne 4" a good point. He an 0} nity of reading the Lords a lecture illustrated sictorially. He iis teeion a Bill for doing away with the Queen’s Prison. Just over his head was Corr’s fresco of Paiyce Henry misconducting himself before Junce Gascoicyez, who committed | his Royal Highness to the prison now to be abolished. Lorn Wesrt- | BURY might have done a good bit of demonstrative oratory, and been | the first to appeal to the decorations on their Lordship’s walls, in the | way that in the old days Senators used to make appeals to the ex- treme] esasty japieiey which was luckily burnt up, insects and all, some | Years ck. Now somebody else will get the first innings at that kind | of thing. Perhaps when Smz Morton Peto is made a lord, he will rd to the Christening of the adult St. Ernetsert with pardonable | Baptist admiration, or Lory Cuetmsrorp, pleading for the unlucky Bankruptcy Clerks, will —— call the Lords’ attention to Mac- Lise’s Spirit of Justice. However, the Bill was introduced, the few prisoners in the Q. P. will be taken to White Cross Street, and it is hoped that the ground, which is worth £200,000 and more, will be taken as the site of St. Thomas’s Hospital. This will be a good compromise between the views of those who think it should be in Seven Dials or some such den, and those who want to set it down in Salisbury Plain, so that a patient with a broken limb may have a pleasant railway ride into fresh air on his way to the operating table. Mx. Scurry began the week characteristically. Mr. Pace’s beautiful new Westminster bridge is scarcel when Scuty wants palisades stuck up along it, to prevent rom voluntarily jumping into the river, e really demur to spoiling the bridge in order to give such people the trouble of going the corner, but we cannot of Mr. Scuuty for standing up to represent the lunatic interest. The House then went at the important question of the week, and Sim Georce Lewis leave to raise One Million Two Hundred Pounds by annuities, for Fortifications of Arsenals. There was, of course, a long debate, and the questions, whether we want such things, and whether they are of any use, and ships as easily as ships can demolish forts, and on ordnance are satisfactory, and all the rest of the arguments with since the ! : goes, for several hours. NAPOLEON came into the House during the debate, and Ma. Disnazu PUNCH’S ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT. |who may reasonably be expected to | Su whether forts can demolish | whether our experiments | Merrimac ran. at the i, be 4 to mee —_ cases. bishops i RINCE | facilitating the making more bis “in | have the heathen making reprisals if the hierarchs do not take care. went and talked to him, while Lorn Patmenstoy, more delicately, remained in his place (long may he remain there), and paid high com- pliments to France, and quoted Latin, for the greater delectation of the owner of the Pompeian villa. Mr. Disnanit was not going to be trumped, so he came back and made a speech reminding the Committee that Lonp Patmerston had said two years ago that we ouglit to arm against France. Doubtless the Prince was edified, and the end was that in spite of Mz. Ossonye, who let off a long and clever attack | upon the Fortification scheme, and defined “ Efficiency” as “ increased expenditure,’ the Government carried the resolution, giving the money. Tuesday. The Scotch Public-houses Bill went —™ ¢ another stage in the Lords, and Lory Muvro wished it recommitted. He protested against the repressive system, and contended that the Fonrnes Mackenzie Act had not done the good with which it was credited. He said— “ An improvement had no doubt been effected in the drinking habits of the higher and middle orders of Scotland ; but these classes were those who were least influenced by any legislation of this sort, and if any intemperance still lingered among them, it could not be dealt with by any measures like the present There was, however, on the other hand, a pom be 4 degree of drunkenness among the poorer classes.” On the first allegation Mr. Punch entirely agrees with his Lordship, for on each successive visit paid by Mr. Punch to the aristocracy and gentry of Seotland, he has found the claret better and better, and has been invited and assisted to partake of r quantities of it. The Dux8 or ArGyiu defended the Bill, and go did the Duxe or Buccievcn, admire a Repressive System, whether applied to public houses or public carriages. ‘The Lor rted the measure by 68 to 22. bey f he Ear or Dersy complained that the country police did not aid in the suppression of Night Poaching. He did not want the constables to be gamekeepers, but urged that where gangs of twenty men (not out of employment, but colliers and others, receiving good wages) went about at night armed, stole game, beat and stabbed keepers, robbed farmhouses, and committed other excesses, the police nt to be ordered to deal with them. Easnt Beawens introduced a Bill with a De. Wusexrorce brought in a Bill for heathen parts.” We shall

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Scotland had a second inni inp int in the Commons. The Scotch Police | Bill, which must be a kind of ee ei contains about | 500 "clauses, went through Committee. Such - discussed at private — 3 with Seotch Members, where men go for the purpose of making speeches but of doing business. What the Code C Miledonian may in to do, - od who are interested know best, but if Srzm Micuag. Srewame’s allegation be correct, that “it will tie the proprietors of land and the occupiers of houses hand and foot,” we scarcely see how, in that attitude the Scotch will be able to extend to or Southron friends the usual italities of the autumn. But we have all heard of a chieftain to the Highlands and as his being so fastened is not recorded to have much i with his comforts, we will hope that our other Seotch friends may be equally fortunate. Ma. Sotueron Estcourt then tried to settle the Church Rate ques- tion—and didn’t. Ste Joun Taetawny moved for leave to ring ws to allow certain persons to make Affirmations instead of Oaths. Sim Gronce Bowysk thought such a measure would remove a very means of anon 3 at the truth, Mr. Rousuck thought a person’s declaring his disbelief in a —_ state was a better guarantee for his honesty y than the of a hypocrite to take any oath bo him. There are two sides to the question, of course. numerous persons who a eS much means, of whose - others are unjustly deprived, because aes former are known to be un- satisfied that there are future rewards and Lhe are thousands who will, my | daily do, uncompromising lies, but who are afraid to lie, much, when the oath has been adminis-_ tered. Still, and although ex ion is impolitic, means | inight be devised Picea the really conscientious, without destroy. ing the hold which the present == gives upon a great mass of poneat —) + = nable persons. Leave was granted, by 85 to Ay to i in the Di fen Masesry wishes to sell her Bake House im Peaseod Street, Wintoos Is this the house where the bakers’ wives lived to whom Falstaff sold the shirts which Mrs. Quickly had bought him? And did the street take its name from the husband of Mistress Squash, to whom Mr. Bottom sent his 7 by little Peasblossom? If so, Ma. Cottier had better look after the purchase. Ma, Cowrzn give him every information. Wednesday. A day of disagreeable business, the record of which Mr. |

F this particular case the interests of private property were involved, which of course makes a difference. Imperial [igulation may take its chance, but a railway cutting is a serious ee Another proof of Administrative honesty ~~ afforded. The brave fellows who took Kertch have hitherto been kept out of their prize money, and although all the leading Lords, inc Lozps Hagp- wicks, the Duxz or Somerset, Lowe Caetasrorp, np Grey, and Lorgp Dexsy, wneiintingy Comes the claim to be a fair one, the Government gave a sort 0 ‘wish you may get it” answer, and it was more than hinted, that Government resisted this just demand, i inas- much as the ery for economy was now rather strong. The scandal is so flagrant that we should not wonder at its enduring. It is sometimes a misfortune to have too good a case. The Loup CrasceLion announced that x. Epwin James’s patent, to be cancelled. tea last link is Embankment al! along re Clock ‘Tower at Westminster. liament and the nation speak out. Just bails Lime a fine nouns 9 near = rally dislikes t a brought river. He and — friends have Bribed twith can’t touch us, Duke or anybody else)—have, we re mittee that had to rt upon the subject. The | offer £90,000 in aid of making the road, between the gardens and the river, and the enough to be bribed, on behalf of the British tax. Not all the Committee, by the way. — Joseru Paxtor, Sen = Peto, Cononet Baowntow Kwox, and Mr. Pottarp Ungunant, will have resisted, but there were seven on the other side. Now, the Duxe ar Buccievcu, for he is the chief is a worthy man, and all that, but we cannot sacrifice the Thames Embankment to his desire to ‘have a private go There will be a good fight over the business, Punch intends to tie up exceedingly ti .' Str Georce Bowrenr | for he is very rich, and has immense influence, and therefore it behoves moved the Second Reading of a Bill for the a ot the Inns of Court. Our Government saw no as sah epoates it. Now it is notorious that Lt rye Temple Benchers have had to investigate certain charges made R. the jad Sermour, the ultra-liberal Member for Southampton, ~~" that the favourable to that patriot. T: he deemed it fit to bring his case before the House, to defend himself, and to assail the tribunal of the Temple. Ma. Bovitt, as a Bencher, replied, defended the Benchers, and assailed the Member for Southampton, Sm Georee Garey ex- pressed what will probably be the opinion of most persons, that as there is an appeal to a higher Court than that of the “Temple it is desirable that the judgment of such Court should be obtained by Mn. Dicpy Seymour. Sia Georez Bowyer withdrew his Bill, Thursday, Mazzixi has not thrown himself into Vesuvius in conse- quence of Loxn Brovemam’s ex ion of non-esteem for him, and to-night his Lordship said that he had been informed that Mazzi did incur danger when couspirmg. But Lory Baovenam thought him wrong in troubling Europe and provoking Austria, without securing the co-operation of France. So that the real complaint is, not that Mazzini conspires, but that he does not do so on a s y large < a ae pn an ne t{~4- "Rome, Me will seoure the co-operation of NAPOLEON THE 1 AIRD, Emperor = h, and oe of 4 yma! - ortifications te in the Lords Guns ait out some s ers, and among other orators our friend George srored et very sensibly in favour of defences, and afterwards wrote a very proper letter to the Zimes correcting a couple a his address. He proposes to mass men at Reigate in case of an imvasion, and in addition to the excellent strategical reasons for this, we ve of the | the couse on ensvant af the extsondly goed beer shichanag obtained in ess impetuous —_ he Bil, and 1e a wor righ: foc at t Conve Reform also at the m Bill whene ys with a somewhat similar naires for nave ain petroleum burns it Friday. A fuss was made in the Lords ot understand, to spponed or other to sign a petition which she did not tee ah to ask the reverse of its real prayer. More i wry was ordered, bt ot dee ee ie ee ee ane put down by law. How many peop! saline could the substance of minutes afterw write aoe in a sensible their appeal to the to make or alter laws? However, in

Parliament to r a and resolute. The subservient Committee | are so as what they have done that they begin to defend them- | selves before tel are hit, and Lorp Rosert Montacu thought he had done a very clever thing in Mz. Cowres for having some communication on the subject with a gentleman who writes in the Times, but the device was too nt, and all that came of it was that the House perceived that the Committee and those who the Embankment are dreadfully afraid of the P and that a Hicers, who by mistake received a ais Selene, = the Mir. iin Gims, was described by Oowrgr asa the latter did not desire to improve, Bat all thi the Mark is the Duxe or Buccievcn until he is kind ate (and he eee Ma. Lawson wants to upon liquor in the spirit of the we ian ~ 1 A Ay sali ee clear, as Sik — ae told the peo is yyy are not prepared for suc lation, But something ought to be done, im presence of the ay = great part of the crime of the country is attributable to drink. At present “I was drank,” is held to be am extenuation. Make it an ish first for the drunkenness, and then for the crime, the lesson can be learned. The Magis' this without any new law, j- 4. Sim F. Gotpsmip made a patheti of murders, and who seem to have the Russian tribunals ever since, Court is, that they were guilty, and th Lane, Patmerstow did a Seedily sas i 2 pelle actly ee how agre lege preanqunente Oasis woakl $3 improved, and added that the present Brunot was a Yry humane man, which we rather think we When we mention that there was an Indian debate, about soldiers, and that Sim Caantes Woop came out with ts and we are sure that we shall be excused 4) ek person further to bewuder himself and the public.

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advertisers promise to “ y in understanding the ion annexed :— VALUED; j Reiected ; Discarded ; Regretted GRANVILLE AND Co 2 Old Ward- , RECEIVE PAR- cuis OF tartorr APPAR —_ and remit, write, or visit, return. inden ay = and f S detoanithine We see that Ma. Jomw Savwpens has been publishing a new book between a “Joey” and a “ Bob,” nor would he be likely to diseover in | under the title of Abel Drake's Wife. Abel s to be envied, for it bis phrase-book what was actually required of him, when requested in requires no great reasoning, or seasoning of the truth either, to tell us | slang phrase to “ jist fork owt another tanner.” that a Drake’s Wife must be a perfect Duck! With such o wife, what lt would have been an act of courtesy to our Continental guests if husband would ever be late for dinner ? some few score of foreign eabmen had been hired for the season, who, on Se oo or Memon, could hare addressed him im a language that he comprehend as this has not been | HS HAPPt MEDION. done, perhaps the next best step to take would be toteach our cabs and| Ovz Capeeevetiios economists have a a a great ery for what cabbies a phrase or two of French, which they might use on being hired | they call “the golden mean” in hat we want is the by “one o’ them there furring covies.” At this short notice they of | silver mean between “the penny wise” and id the pound foolish.” course would scarce be able to bE a the true Parisian accent: but +

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New Awenrcay Name ror Letcestre Sqvanz.—Mossoori. “A Tarex Watst.”—Lighting the candle at both ends,

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CHARIV ARI. PUNCH, OR THE LONDON | (Jour 5, 1862, T ma t ik () t a A PRETTY EXHIBITION NEAR BROMPTON. | NAME of BUG, and ASSU MED, took, and t | hereafter, in all writings, actions, deali } | | Tus 18 Tae way THOSE Poon Youna Sweiis, Hirrs anp Firrs, ake OBLIGsD TO Go ovT TO Duswgr, IN CONSEQUENCE OF THE Scarciry of THe Cabs. WHAT’S IN A NAME! OR BUG rv, HOWARD. & NORFOL K HOW. ARD, heretofore called and known by the name sHvA Bue e of Epsom, in the county of Surrey, now of Wakefield, in nin of York, anc * landiord of the Swan Tavern in the same county, do hereby | , that on the 20th day of this present month of June, for and on behalf of | lawfully begotten, I did wholly ABANDON the use of the SUR- | 1, and am determined at all times | ngs, matters, and things, and upon all other | occasions whatsoever, to be distinguished, to subseribe, to be called and known by | the name of NOKFOLK HOWARD only. —Times, Thursday, June 20. | tho Ce give notice myself and heirs Tis over! On Chancery’s rolls set at last, Is that awful deed-poll signed and, sealed, tight and fast, That wipes the foul Bue from my sign- Mian tnt heal head And plants there the proud Nonrotk Howaap ins All the blood of the Howanes may chafe as it will, At a Bue’s bold oarny ply ichor be still! The law it allows me to do what I’ve done, lf a Bue was my father, a Howaxp’s my son; You may, boil, you bluster, nay burst every vein, But Bue’s Nowroux Howan, and such he ’ll remain, Unless it should please a 5 fa pede | " se, To rise into Sermoun, and bully the At distinction of blood, though my shoulders I shrug, Who knows w/aé may flow in the veins of a Bue ? The Howaxps we sucked ere they “d bone to wear, And Seymours, while still im their woad, blue and bare, More deep than your sire’s lies our family stem ; They were glad to catch us, and we fed upon them ! ’Tis, perhaps, sense of justice that makes me thus fain To restore to your order the blood mine has ta’en, So open your arms—gules and azure or, And find ’mong your q room for one more— For henceforth in the coat of the Howarps must be, “ On a chief, a Bue rampant, .” for me, Or a Buc crawling up oa family —T What, dare you still = 4 oi Pale Lordlings, be dumb! In my a, a 90 see myriads locust-like come. Were I sole assailant yourselves you might hug, For all England o’er only boasts of one Buc. But what will you feel, when from Ke.ty the row Of Brown, Jonzs and Rosrysons, flood-like shall flow, Not to speak of the TayLors, who shake off their kiths, And homonymous thousands of j joyous Jonn Situs, Flinging off the vile dittos they took at the font, i donning instead the prou = that you vaunt ? To ephemeral titles we scorn to We’ll leave you the handles, so wr hay the names ! How? Still discontented? Then thus I propose : “ Exchange is do robbery,” all the world knows. If that Bues should turn Howaps you think such a shame, Let Howaxps turn Bues—they ’ve my leave to the name. I don’t see why a Howano, if met in the street, By the name of a Bue, should not smell just as sweet : Or if such exchange your nobility fires, Suppose you go back to the ways of your sires ; Anil, as ‘hey first won titles by service’s claims, So let your class win honour, once more, for new names, Instead of, as now bat too often you do, Allowing old names to bring honour to you, Flattering Recognition. Mapame Racuet, in consequence of her peioten of enamelling ladies, and the exorbitant prices she c he certainly knows how to lay it on uncommonly thick!) has been an honorary member of the Skinners’ Cémpany. A Reevian Moptarx.—The Duxe or Buccizvca’s opposition to the Thames Embankment !

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foN Fae) ’ A az : ‘i’ A Wil — l] os | * L~) i} @ | =I . I} | . i - | = E — | E : 7 E L = oO Zw 2 ; ND = ; b — PUNCH, OR THE LO A SAWNE

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— OUR (ANYTHING BUT) CRITIC AT THE HANDEL “ Ty an of the nearly bundced thousand visitors who have been attending the Crystal Palace festival are tired yet of talking of t pleasure to : ears a than der’s Feast of splendid music, while the taste of the tit-bits is still fresh upon m topann, 2 Sho Sq fae Se cud and ruminate and think how much verb cannot eat your cake and have Pi a libigr of the dens twe have been having s palate. Hanpr1’s oo has been called the ‘roast beef of music ; nutritious mental food, that leaves the mind a lasting flavour of om ‘ one off which i auth @ axguiad of Sicnor VuRpi's ollipops. “ T trust you did not think when sent me to the Festival that I was competent to write you a critical account of it. Had I been asked to criticise, I might not so much have enjoyed myself, for my ears would have been pricked up to listen chiefly for defects. As the critics | have however mostly written nought but praise, 1 am in no fear of losing caste by echoing it. Minds maleneped in masts often differ much wll onal ones ; but there is that in Hayne which affords delight to both. Sar, — | - ‘ -— are re in followin, g his owen, mine ignorantly revel in which entrance me while I hear them En ote ne If you are musical, you doubtless must have felt this thrilling, which seems to quicken every pulse and turn your skin to what the school-boys christen “ goose- skin.” I am oj I was (a remarkable fact that), and truth obliges me to own that I have out-lived most ‘s ions,’ but I never can Hane without a touch of ‘goose-skin.’ “ You may call this affectation, and doubtless there are many of your will agree with you. My good friend Biosserty for instance who has no more ear for music an oyster, opens his eyes so wide when I talk to him im this way that I sometimes feel a doubt if he will ever get them shut again. Broppervy has me he was present at the festival, and felt none of the bone-thrilling and goose-skin I expe- rienced ; and his staring eyes! expressed something stronger than sur- prise when I ai to convey to him a notion of my feelings. “ Even Biopperty, however, if his ears were not delighted, confesses that his eyes were ; and indeed I hardly know which sense found more to charm it. Fond as HaypeL was pas great effects, I wish he could have lived to see that acre of an orchestra, crammed with hundreds zealous to do justice to his works. And a still more pleasant sight to him it might have been to see that square half mile or so of hearers, so many of them ing his music in their hands, (very handy E littie books are those of yo Novgx10,) and reverently following each note as it burst forth. was a constant pain to Hanpe that his works not appreciated. He might have grieved less had he were known how in a century they would be. There is no denying now that England does him justice. The late festival and that of ’fifty-nine he fact. And I trust that now we have these festivals to iF : i g 3 i : s z z B g i t, and who declare they for the solos, and complain cf being swindled ; grant, a single voice (that of a yd ave as = a con- very greatly heips the music wtemeacen A the tmnt what — but where, except = , 28 one singer you any Gay may listen to; but it is not amy day that you can listen to three thou- sand. And to hear three’ thousand voices sing like one is even a et this was what the sharpest Vo A ts one as Was prov the p ords were articulate. y a our yy 1 <h festival, See ~~ securing result. think, conside:ing the u — Commander-in-Chief Bow ~ : ii a 2 Bp ar iv) 1 i i H i a ; 5 Gain Hal ad 5 aeee Ess F 5 Hf tf LEY ; gallant Carrais Gaove (one of Feb, BN ED , m remembrance of the : ity. And I think it would merited, if Sicwon Costa had EFS : { that I am not one | J heard m one’ ic;’ and I find his oratorios

been chaired as well as cheered when all was over, and if the prettiest lips present had thanked him with a kiss. “ I hate encores in general ; but to escore a whole somewhat new idea, and good cause be shown for the encoring of this festival Hawper himself | that men we be ‘ made better’ by the sermons he composed for them; and if this be their effect, the oftener we have the pre of hearing them the better. When rd the Hallelujah, 1 wished that it were to an audience of Atheists. It might have surely been the means of converting some of them. A religion that inspires such music mast something good in it. And with this thought in my mind, again Z cry encore to this great Hanpet Festival. “T remain, Mr. Punch, one whom you sayeall, but in no whit will offend by calling “ie Bernvsust.” performance is a A DUCK OF A DOG LOST.

2, ‘am 40 dis trest! Do just look at _ NE GUINEA RE- on Monday aes im Rotten with pink te ame of = @ stiver collar Send aa gah ball hoover will a Soe to No. 30, Tehabod thall receive * There =. isn't wr afflicting! what an of of hed caer have conceive her y ief the must mistress, Just

Da not to name its ayaa bal It’s enough to make one faint to think of such affliction, and I only hope she will be able to survive it. And besides the cruel torture of the loss, there is the dreadful thought of what perhaps has ed | to her dog, and the misery which it ma i i with a pink nose, silver collar and gold tenderly and carefully '}% - up, coarser-bred dogs might. Nursed in the A luzury—1 mean the apron of its mistress—of course the darli every indulgence, and if suddenly ived of its cream and lumps of sugar, it is afllicting to consider what its sufferings may he. There is » Refuge for stray dogs, I understand, in i , or some such outlandish district, but I sadly fear 7 * will never find her way to it. A dog with a red riband, lve collar, and gold bell, and accustomed to take exercise, as it seem, in of course has never heard of such a place as Islington, or, if she have, can hard! hope, poor thing, to get to it. It is very well for common, vulgar, ogs ve a Home in Islington which may go to when they tous themselves: but for runa’ like Bella” there should surely be a refuge somewhere nearer the West End, for little darlings with red ribands, pink noses, and gold bells of course cannot be expected to find their way about wnfashionable nei, hoods. “Trusting that your love for 7oby will mduce you to assist in founding such a shelter, I remain, dear Mr. Punch, “ Yours Sincerely, “Joun Jones.” *.* We are ever amxious to do anything to please a lady, but Toby tells us he knows Islington, and has no fear of being lost, and so Juiia must use some other argument to show us that a Refuge for Lost Dogs at the West End is much wented. ni i Fe r = es ee

The Trials of Beauty. Tae wife of a Captain has been called upon to pay near £1000 for having been enamelled by Mapame Racwet. Ladies tale wwrl Be natural rather than artificial. Never appear im society with a

on, no matter how beautiful the mask may be. From the above you should learn m time how much it may cost you for being dowble faced.

Toe Mropcesex Snenrrr’s Hasaxovus to wis Gattawt Orvicens. —* You must take 4 man as you find him.” |

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PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. (Jory 5, 1862, r FAREWELL TO GOOSEBERRY PIE. (4 Song of the Season.) BY SMELFUNGUS. PALL LA Ay Ti soa | (Lud = la? — ’ ~~ ; | 4 f $e As in life we advance, I have heard people say, With what truth I don’t know, that our feelings decay, Be that as it may, sure of one thing am I, I have not lost my relish for Gooseberry Pie, Gooseberry Pie, Gocseberry Pie, I have not lost my relish for Gooseberry Pie. I mayn’t care so much as I did about flowers, And daisies, and roses, and posies, and bowers, In the days of my youth, but, though they have gone by, | I know I still care about Gooseberry Pie, Gooseberry Pie, &c. Bright eyes of young ladies, though charming to see, Mayn’t have the effect they once had upon me, I’ve not got to thinking those eyes all my eye, Although I think more about Gooseberry Pie, Gooseberry Pie, &c. Maybe that the thought of reforming mankind, Has rather less hold than it had on my mind: At times I’m afraid it’s of no use to try, But I’ve not lost my faith yet in Gooseberry Pie, Gooseberry Pie, &c. I like it with sugar, I like it with cream, Ob, do not believe me the glutton I seem ! | I seek not, I care not, for French stew or fry | But I’m fond of a true English Gooseberry Pie. Gooseberry Pie, &c, Now ripe are the Goosegogs, I speak as a boy, And I’ve still a fresh feeling that Time can’t destroy, One youthful affection, when, heaving a sigh, I breathe a long farewell to Gooseberry Pie! Gooseberry Pie, Gooseberry Pie, : I retain my affection for Gooseberry Pie. Artist! (Photographic), “ You've rather a Plorid Complexion, Sir, but (producing 5 a Flour Dredger to the Old Gentleman's horror) if you'll take a seat, we'll obviate that} Tue Buretar’s Asprratioy.—A skeleton-key in every immediately.” cupboard. | “Mr. Dewmow. Asal , Ma. Ropwett, have no business to administer SEVERAL NEW THEATRES. htm iam. oa Owrxe to the inflax of Provincials and Parisians, the theatres of| Then a Ma. Wrnwe, who declares himself to be a Large Proprietor London are very full just now, and if you go to the box-office and pro- | was examined. The Large Proprietor appears to be now opposed to pose ~ ~» —_ re + ye come again in about five vee, Mr. Wua.tey’s views, but not always to have been so :— Mr. Punch is therefore doing service to persons in search of | ‘ . amusement by apprising them that if they will go down to the Houses | w,, M™. Sommsser. You wore the oT went poet Ee ae of Parliament, they will witness, not in the Chambers of Debate but in|“ Wrrwess No Tdidn't. Mm. Waatity was not there. The meeting was got up the Committee Rooms, a series of performances in which there is more | by such as myself. fun than can be found in most of the dramatic writing of the day. The| .” eae. as ae Mr. Waattey a man like yourself, who does all he pieces paenee have not much action, but the dialogue is first rate, | ~~: Wrrwess 1 wish | was as good a man as Mr. Waat.ey, (Laughter.)” and is both directly and suggestively satirical in the highest d legree. The skeleton of a plot that holds them together is usually a Scheme for | It is always well to wish to be good—how good Mr. WHALLEY may making a Railway from some obscure place to another, and the fable is | be Mr. Purch has no idea, and therefore cannot say whether the Large composed of the efforts of one side to carry this, and of the other to | Proprietor’s standard is a high one, or whether he is a humble-m defeat it, but the main interest is in the questions put to witnesses, | Large Proprietor. Then Six Batpwry Letenton, a Salopian baronet, who are of all kinds, from the haughty Lord Lieutenant of a county | is examined, and he has a chance of being facetious, and improves his down » the ig. jobber who —_ aur oe for his ting stock | chance :-— in trade. Counsel are wed unlimited licence inquiry into; ,, i : ee | . motives, family and neighbourly quarrels, personal history, and in fact | 0 ee ey ee wr tapes iowa tame... Goad may be as impertinent as they like, while the witnesses are never : checked for irrelevance or levity, and make the most frank and feminine | The fewer the better, if he can only get such cigars as were sold to revelations of local scandal. en the Committee have had enough of | Mr. Punch the last time he thought he would have a weed as he walked it, they turn everybody out of the room, unless interrupted by a request | in the Quarry. He hurled the whole lot imto the Severn, and takes to come and join in the devotions of the Speaker. These Committees | this opportunity of hoping that Sabrina fair was not made unwell by are real fun, and Mr. Punch strongly recommends those who cannot | his thoughtless act. Bat graver matter came up. With the freedom of get stalls at the theatres to go down to Westminster. | speech deeed by this tribunal, it was urged that certain people who Here are a few specimens, “ — at neaem, oom, Be report | took one side of the case were coerced by some magnate :— an inquiry into some question about an mere, westry, an “ Whitchurch Railway. Mr. Punch knows, of course, nothi “7 the | tte Fou even eteemaal agent, Say merits, he has seen t names somewhere on the map, and believes, “ Wrrvess. I am a tenant, but I am ‘independent’ (Laughter.) I know Mr. that the locality is somewhere in the direction of Shrewsbury. Elles- | ©orrs ; he is a shareholder in our line. mere is, he has heard, a town near a Mere, or lake, and the witnesses| «. )*. SterHmmso™. Has he been coerted > crow. You may form your own con- declare that Ellesmere has been sinking for years, it may be submerged | clusion as to my opinion. (Laughter) | know Mr. Corwent, a butcher, he has by this time for aught he knows. But a of witnesses have been | signed. The Browwow trustees have great interest in our neighbourbood, and the : : r ° | . people do not like to go against them. examined, and the key-note may seem to have given in this wise— | Pian, meeeaen aatch tne tb commend? “Mn. Ropweit objected to this being put im as evidence. Asa lawyer, Ma. “ Wrrwess. I won't say coerced, but there has been undue influence. WHALLEY, you ought to know that such answers ought not to be given. | “Ma Srerpmenson. How about the Rev. Ma. Dar? R@Qeice ore ae =

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Juxx 5, 1862.) PUNCH, , OR THE L LONDON CHARIVARL. 9

-” “ Wireem He was 9 wamn supporter of ours. | If the examining eran all imitated Ma, Weussy, and gendusted STEPHENSON been everced ? + 7 Sadi, | would much eather not give an gin on. sian a mee Re a the spirit pit of sentionsn, Mr. pope yoni ~¢) = “ The Cuarnua cannot force witness answe ese sort o down, and therefore find that | questions.” cae oMERSET, in reply to another observation to the effect that a = | Lords by the Duxe ov | To his troops wacivil, genes That they should serve the saucy fair | ne The 9 argument which has Like the Social Evil. that a ene p . 4 & ‘the ioe doodle doodle doo, English soldier to fight be- ankee doodle dandy, hind walls (laughter), is the Boras a nrt Y most extraordinary which | As brave as Sepoy Pandy. | ean coneeive. His suas’s lees Sone mepant's back, Why yes, if it is dero- When she riz his -gatory to the English BUTLER, by his edict black, } " soldier to fight bebind Stumps that famed commander, walls itisalso derogatory] Wreaking, upon maid and dame | to the English sailor to Savagery su 4 fight behind oy plates, None but Nasa Sams name and even behind wooden Along with Gzyznat Burien. planks, in case those "Yankee doodle, &c.

> bered in no greater departure from Rome. Prvs can now leave _——— —_— than that of three — being actias’ toy gnaiiiens, or subjected one, because under |¢, sunoyance, or against his will. He

those cireumstances it is to be supposed that he would be able to b beat any possible adver-| need not even ask for F leave, since he it Es So it would be to the English sailor to fight behind either ks or plates indebted to i be bad the option of fighting hand to hand by boarding the enemy's vessel. ‘The argument |sny one.” Ii fin eS eS cited by the Doxe or Campamper as having been used in r place was in the | to” open. os ee er a is before "House of Commons, but the only place in which it is conceivable that such an argument can ae old v is @ lunatic asylum. The logician who used it is a| i. where to choose. or a | military one, and a place ought to be secured f Barnabas’ ? j > any t or him im the insane ward, if there is of ? nth the new Hospital at Netley ; in the meanwhile he should be placed under proper restratat, | {OF him at St, B pag tM E emi ¢ that, as Du. Jouxsow would have observed, maintains it to be derogatory to the English | very little of it lately where he now is.

antes fight behind v walls, — as well contend that it is derogatory to the English soldier

“ “Ban Suvister.”—The Bar to which men | Tue Heap asp Faont” or Woman's “Orrenpisc. ”—Curl- papers. {ike Mu. Epwis James belong.

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— as aa | 10 PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. [Jur 5, 1862, Officiowsness of a horrid little Crossing-sweeper, soiling the Carpet with his nasty filthy Broom, and completely wpsetting the Dignity of the whole tring. es PUNCH GOING TO THE DOGS. PPYSICIANS IN STAYS Wisntye to give Toby a treat, Mr, Punch took him the other day to| Ti question as to the competency of the softer sex to receive the the Dog Show at Islington, On arriving near the building (which is a| diploma of doctor, of medicine has been decided by the ey = great improvement on the stifling in Baker Street, though we | College of Physicians, in a majority of cee ee ee th ear our farming friends in petticoats and pinafores will scarcely like to | ladies. We are glad the minority was so large, for we think it was im be so far removed from their loved Wax Works), Mr. Punch thought | the right. There is no reason why a lady learned in medicine should Barking. Sweh a chorus of canine sounds fell upon his ear, that all | medical woman in preference to a medical It is very true th the dogs exhibited seemed members of the Bark Society. Every kind | it is necessary that a practitioner of medicine should be endowed with of voice was heard, from the baying of the blood hound to the yap of | reflective faculties; but perhaps reason is not quite excltsively the the toy-terrier: and Mr. Punch not help thinking in what terror | prerogative of man. One or two women could be named whose works all the cats within earshot must have been, and how their tails must | exhibit undeniable evidences of some logical and judgment of have expanded with horror as they listened. jcausation. A female Harvey, or SyDEWHAM, or Upon entering the building, Afr. Paech made his bow; and Jody his | netuy would possibly turn up, if the portals of medicine were not shut bow-wow; and then Mfr. Pusch ed leisurely to take note of the | in her face. . celebrities, both human and . Among the former, Mr. Punch| On the principles of Free Trade, the Edinburgh College of was pleased to see a fair proportion of the fairer sex, who flocked as | should reconsider their ungallant, if not unphiloso I decision. We eagerly to the show, as they would do to a Flower ditto. It was plea- | will not suppose that they are afraid of competition with old wo *sant to see Beauty occasionally patting some pet hound that she had | and apprehend that any diminution of their professional a recognised, or else curiously peering at some wrinkled-nosed and bandy- | result from the concession of the liberty of taking fees to legged and blear-eyed looking buli-dog, and wondering for what prize, omnes one or ugliness, re could pose « —— P was much envied in through show, not merely « rt on account of his position in world, but because of the mere fact SENSATION” ADVERTISING, is a passion to which dogs are sadly prone: for directly any dog was | caw/f, that all those astounding puffs in the i ad let loose by its k , and taken a short walk, the dogs it passed all | were inserted by Bovcrcavtt himself = : —— ag snarled and growled most severely, 50 Souk they could| Only think of Friar Bacos’s Brazen Head writing thus of itself — ear to see it which ¢ not share.| . ied : —_— Colleen Bawn.” Mr. Punch might ve read a little on thi failing, but one on omue cundion ce ee can’t well blame a dog for doing what one does oneself; and weil nigh| “It is on the character of Grimator, and ite thoreugts sleboestion Ma. Borer- faultless as he is, Mr. Punch has very often felt a of envy when, | ©4Utt, that the attraction ofthe piece and the talent he diaptys in an sitting hard at work for the improvement of mankind, he has surveyed | ™*"e!y new line ‘is likely 09 cause s sensation. At times the applause the outer world fi the wind Rie study and aun et was quite uproarious, and the house rang with acclamation.” their guns, their horses, and their fishirg-rods, while he was fast chained| We should advise Mx. D. B. to apply for the next presentation to that the cabman had mistaken his direction, and had driven him to! be refused a doctor’s degree. Nobody would be obliged to ~~: cal man. that he happened to be loose. Mfr, Punch indeed observed that.envy| So, it appears from the report of the proceedings in Webster v. Bouci- | to the desk. the office of City Trumpeter with the privilege of blowing his own | trumpet. Derexce or Carvorrwe.—Man should receive it j y and grate- . fally as a striking proof that. it | ysically i for Lovely |. T#® Oxxisvs Conpuctor’s Cry.—“ All’s fare during the Exhi- Woman to contrast x bed kak bition.” Po SS Wi ARMIES CO ees ee NR PLS BT oY PUBLISHED EVERY SATURDAY.