Punch 1858: Vol 35 Index

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AY AK “ AB ovo Usque ad Mala,” 254 Absurdities of Legal Uniform, 10 Abuse of Photography (The), 146 | Actor’s Paradise (An), 221 Addition to the Language of Flowers, 4 Adieu to the Comet, 1 Advantage of Adulteration (The), 231 Advice in Hot Weather, 9 Advice (worth Millions) Gratis, 9% All about Nothing, 172 All of a Biling! 131 Amenities of Journalism, 146 America in Hysteries, 125 Am Rhein, 39 Amusements of the Aristoeracy, 256 “ And them’s my Opinions!” 192 Angels of Literature and Art, 103 | Anglo-Saxon Twins (The), 72 Apology for One who wants one (An), 125 Appearance of Another Comet, 150 April Fools of the Army, 165 A Real Scotch Grievance, 255 Army Torture, 219 Art-Drapery, 239 Art of not Quarrelling (The), 94 Attempt at Wit (An), 245 “ Aunt Sally,” 254 | Autumnal Paragraphs, 113 Awful Tale of an Eel, 151 Backstipers of the Church (The), 175 Bark and a Cutter (A), 169 Battle of Bankruptey (The), 194 Battle of the Busses (The), 240 Benefit of Clergy, 94 Benefit of the Medical Act (The), 150 Best Wire Trap (The), 219 Bishops and N 96 sighs } (A), 222 roeery, 221 | British Inquisition (The), aii 192 Bucolic Snuggery ( Bus Brigands of (The), 220 Buster from Carden (A), 190 Capmay’s Conscience (A), 101 Calendar for the Next Wi 4, 4 “ Call a Spade a Spade,” 41 | Canine Curiosity (A), 268 Conaenet on the Comet, 185 anzonet u Contentment (A), 252 Cause and Estect, 251 “ Cause of the Cosmetics (The), 211 | Chaff in the Queen’s Bench, 7 Cheap for the Quantity, 222 22 Chess Blindfold, + ama Chowler upon Meehi, 176 Church and Crinoline, 40 Chureh-Drawing, 111 Citizen and the Soldier (The), 156 Civie Crown of Southam | | | | Clown to his Betters (The), 175 Clab Talk, 191 Cold Water for the Confessional, ©5 Comet, and fits Tail (The), 136 Comet and the British Association, 144 Comet Hunt (The), 140 Commercial Slang, 252 Committee on the Thames, 22 Common Sense, 41 Commons at Cherbourg (The), 54 Confessional at St. Paul's (The), 146 Conjugal Revelation (A), 180 Conservative Pig and his Party, 139 Consternation at Buekingham Palace, 201 Contraband Babies, 20 Conundrum for Railway Travellers, 213 Conventionalities of the Stage, 250 Cream at Cremorne (The), 20 Crinoline and its Confessora, 32 Culinary Hospital (A), 130 Damuine a Brooke, 249 Daneing and Derangement, 79 Dangerous Boys, 73 Day of Portly Divines (The), 155 Dead Alive in New York (The), 215 Dean Swift, 123 Death in the “ Sweetie” Pot, 211 Dignity and Dust, 99 Dinner Time, 243 Disraeli Checkmating Morphy, 183 Dissipation, 37, 51,70 Distinctiontwithout a Differenee{A), 20,129 | Ditties for Donkey-Eaters, 171 Dog Latin for Dogs in the Dog-days 62 Dogmas for the Dog-days, 70 Double Inflietion (A), 100 Doubtful Reformers, 170 Epwiy the Free, not the Fair, 27 Effects of the Comet, 191 English Occupations, 166 Enemy of the Atlantic Sm ee Epigram by a Cockney Poet, Erin go Bray! 101 Euclid Ontdone, 232 Evenhanded Alderman (An), 188 Excesses of the Parisian Pres, 232 Exile in Spain, 181 Exorcism in Westminster, 199 Experimental Branch of the Army, 159 Extensive Government Sale, 38 Extraordinary Lord High Commissioner Gladstone, 210 Fact for the Freneh (A), 225 Faithful Stewards, 60 Fall of a Throne (The), 224 Far-Echoed Creed (The), 223 Farmer's Fair Friend (The), 76 Fashions for November, 202 Female M.P.'s, 30 Female Violinist (A), 61 Fiddle in the Field (The), 75 Fight of Red Legs (The), 116 Fine Words for Fools, 164 Fire and Smoke in Italy, 226 Fiat's Paradise (A), 106 Piesh Mortified of Fish, 203 Flowing Comparisons, #4 Forensic Fictions, 242 | Foundations of the House (The), 61 | France against Portugal, 196 | French are Imitating us (The), 90 | French Directory (The), 60 French Fashions for Deeember, 249 French Miracle (A), 182 From Gay to Grave, from Lively to Se vere, 200 | Garw for the Publie Bye (A), 90 Gammon in High Life, 49 | Garden Railways, 132 Geographical Parallel and Contradiction, | #& Geographical Point (A), 160 Giaour’s Potion (The), 32 | Give your (Money) Orders, Genta, 236 Good News for Suitors, 213 | Goth . Italian, 251 Grand National Rose Show (The), 28 Great Brunswick Hotel Controversy, 30 | Great Feat of Memory, 40 | Great Hardship (A), 73 Great Hop Deputation (The), 215 Gross Misnomer, 85 Growth of London (The), 135 Haut of Dazzling Light (A), 234 Hangman of Freedom (The), 221 Harem Scarem Intelligence, 125 Hawthorn Correspondence, 93, 109, é&c. Health of the Electric Telegraph, 126 Hebrew Nursery Rhyme, 10 Height of Adulteration (The), 241 Her Majesty for Mogul, 112 High Joke in Hampshire (A), 96 Hippopotamus (A), 40 Historica! Parallels, @ Homage to St. Martin’sle-Grand, 139 Hopes of the Session are, &c. (The), 29 Horse Hiding its Diminished Head, 140 House Telegraph (The), 244 How Father Thames appeared to Cabinet, 47 How to Draw the Line, 66 How to make a Free Park, 80 How to make a Lady stick out her little Finger, 101 How to Stay the P Plagne, 255 How to Treble the Post Office Revenue, 161 H and , 29 Humanity on Horseback, 04 Humble of Vather Thames, 10 253 | Iil-directed Love, 133 | “ Iii Robur, et Aus Triplex,” 113 } I'm Afloat, 126 | Immense Progress in China, 89 | Impenitence in an Alderman, 199 Imperial Masonry, 233 Inharmonious Contrast (An), 193 | Insects and their Observers, 255 Irish Intelligence, 99 Irregular Fire-Eater (An), 75 Jenemy Diddler at the Mint, 149 the Jerusalem and Rome, 223 Jesuits’ Bark and Howl, 100 Jewish Disabilities, @ Jocular Market (The), 19 John Bull's Confession, 193 John Bull's Foreign Policy, 123 John Company Bahadoor, 102 Joint Stock River Banka, 3 Joys of Japan (The), 195 “ Judging Things by their Fruits,” 256 Justiee to Big Ben, 240 } Keertwvo up & Long Line of Correspon- | dence, 21 King Stephen of Carlisle, 174 Lavine’ Hose, 52 Last Man in the House (The), 18 Last of the Long Tails (The), 146 | Last Quotation on the Stock Exehange | (The), 161 Latest by Telegraph, 110 Launch of a New Crinoline, 8) Le Renard dans les Filets, 236 Letting the Cat out of the Jew's Bag, 222 Libellers of the Pair Sex (The), 152 Liberties of the Press, 7 Light Airy Conundrum for Summer Wear | (A), 43 Lines on Sir John Lawrence, 106 Literally an “ enfant de la Patrie,” 192 Literary Famine im Franee (The), 231 Little too Biant, 120 Living Pictures at Cremorne, 24 Log of the Pera (The), 64, 74 Long-Standing Feud (A), 99 Lord Campbell in Error, 31 Lord Mayor to bis Bed Candle (The), 200 Lord of Branksea (The), 200 Love of Change (The), 223 Lover's Lane tA) 1% Lozenges for Lanaties, 216 Luggage Trains for Ladica, 173 Lytton Despatch in Full (The), 240 Maceetn on Medicine, 27 Mag and Magic in the Nineteenth Cen tury, 142 Manchester Manifesto (Tle), 246 Managerial Views, 49 March of Rationality, 224 Marriage to Music, 121 Martyrs of the Bench, 200 Master Shallow and Master Silenee, 730 Matrimonial Cry (A), 203 Matron’s Mistake (A), 214 Mechi the Mourner, 75, “ Measieurs, le Canard eat Servi! Metternich Outdone, 61 Michaelmas Term, 144 Might and Mayne, 174 Milk and Water Reflections, 209 Milk at the Door, 253 Miracles for (and by) the Million, 23 Missing, a Viee Chancellor, 136 Modern Donald Caird (A), 240 Monks and Monkeys, 202 Monster (A), 106 More or Less of it True, 219 oo

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260 INDEX. [Ducexmen 25, 1858. Most Model of all Model Speechea(The), 214 Mother Chureh’s Petticoats, 142 Motto for Eastern Counties Railway, 64 M. P. en Pet manence (The), Mr. Bright's next, 254 Mulieres Candate, 92 Municipal Plumage of Melbourue, 184 Music at the Seaside, 141 Masic in Marine Stores, 242 Music of Seoteh Waterfowl, 149 140 Masic Show at Sydenham (The), 11 Mystery of Musty — ), 13 Names and Things, 50 Nap-sack of Flour (The), 223 National Bragging, 249 National Characteristic (A), 229 | Nearer and Dearer, 73 Nearly Kicking the Bueket, 2 New Historical Parallel (A), 253 New Lion at St. Paul's, 52 New Schoolmaster (The), 216 New Want of the Age (A), 244 Nice New Feast for the Calendar (A), 31 Nomenclature and the Nose, 63 Non-adhesive Postage Stamps (The), 214 Non redolit, sed olet, &e., 31 “ Non tol(1)i me Tangere,” 226 Nook in Newgate (A), 213 No Place for Ladies, 76 “ No Strangers Admitted,” 251 Not a Shade of Difference, 195 Notions beth Rude and Crude, 173 Nats for Poor Men, 149 Osrruagy for Beptember, 134 Ode to an Old Humbug, 153 | Ode to Jullien, 199 “ Offence is Rank (The),” Omnibases that want Pulling Up, 161 129 ‘One Down, "Tether come on!" ‘ One at a Time, Gentlemen!" 242 Only form of Auricular Confession, 196 | “ Opera of the Futare (The),” 211 Organs out of Order, 29 | Origin of Peg-Top Trousers (The), 27 | | Orthodoxy with Spagnnee. 235 (Our Brother at Berlin, 224 Our Collective Wisdom, 130 Our Money Article, 230 Our Nasal Benefactors, 12 Our National Defencelessness, 245 Our Trumpeting Lord Chancellor, 33 Overflow at the Seaside, 90, 106 PaRrauier Case (A), 8 Parliamentary Question, 101 Pattern to her Sex (A), 242 Peace Congress at Cherbourg (The), 83 Pegasus in the Circus, 256 Perfect Stick (A), 134 Perfect Wretch (A), 131 Permanent Enlargement of the Straw- berry, 2 Physiology of Public a 175 Piety, Pounds, Shillings, and Pence, 139 Plague of Adulteration (The), 214 Plain and Truthful Tests, 180 Polish Amongst the Lower Classes, 203 Polite Die at Derby, 129 Political Weasetism, 242 Portrait of a Gentleman, 245 Precious Russian Peerage (A), 159 Pretty Things in a Pigstye, 254 | Price of Potatoes at Stockport, 193 Priests and the Ladies (The), 111 Prize Canard (A), 7 Prophecy and Puffery, 204 | Proverbial Philosophy, 59 Public Drinking Fountains, 121 Punch Put Down at Dover, 130 Punch to Montalembert, 226 Punchius sum, non (Edipus, 80 Punch’s Essence of a 3, 13, &e. Puseyism and Plush, 90 Pyramid of Peace (The), 85 Quacks and the Medical Bill (The), 62 Queries for Shakspearians, 254 Questions fer the Confessional, 91 Quite out of the Question, 244 Quod and Quarters, 83 Kaywpom Review, 241 Rara Avis Show (A), 229 Rating of Public Establishments (The), 90 Readiest of Ready Reckoners (The), 21 Real Ghost Coming (A), 135 Real March of Intellect, 152 Recoil of the Season (The), 101 Recruiting at the Mansion House, 172 Reform in the Harem, 104 Reform your Tailors’ Bills, 191 Reign of Small Talk Soy 3 236 Reverend Paul Pry (The), 94 Roman Candles of the Church (The), 151 Royal Gardens, Cremorne, 17 Royal Dramatic College (The), 110 Ruskin’s Barn-door, 182 SappaTtarian Sereed (A), 124 Saints of Almacks (The), 23 Sam—a Melancholy, but Instruetive Nar- rative, 46 Save Me from my Friends, 2 Scentral Board (The), 81, 99, 95, &e. Science and Smell, 48 Scientific Gastronomy, 145 Scotch Sin of Walking on Sunday, 120 Self-Conserving Conservers, 29 Selkirk in Town, 108 Senior Wrangler to his Bride (The), 95 Sermon Mr. Punch read in the Stones of Cherbourg (The), 82 Servant Girt and the Sorceress (The), 176 Shakspeare for the First Time at Fault,9 Shakspearian Somersaults, 235 Shall Carden have a Statue? 195 Shall Women have a Vote? 192 Shearing the Beefeaters, 90 Shield us from our Shields, 204 “ Bho: Sherthellow Sums up Longfellow, 151 Sir Pot and Sir Kettle, 31 Slight Distinetion (A), 223 | Slips of the Pen, 221 Slow, but Sewer, 71 Song of the Dying Swan, &c. (The), 8 Song without Sentiment (A), 153 Soyer's Soldiers’ Friend, 60 | Spanish Bonds of Friendship, 253 | Sphinx in the Household (A), 84 | —_ of Humbug (The), 153 Sportsman's Dream in September (A), 129 | Staircase Full of Lawyers (A), 154, 169, &c. State of the Law upon the Stage (The), 199 Stationary Barometer (A), 242 Stiff Neck—of Land (A), 220 Style of a Lady (The), $4 | Subdued Venom, 62 | Submarine Telegraph, 84 | Sammoning an Evil Spirit, 23 | Sunday Closing, ee | Sanned-out Doctors | Superiority of the Shale Sex (The), 166 } Superlative Butter, 1 Sweets for Silkworms, 79 | Sweets withont Poison, 206 Swell Fate at Cremorne (The), 48 TALES by a Contemporary, 34 | Tap and the Fountain (The), 194 Telegraphic Alphabet, 143 Tenant Right, 99 Thames as it Should be (The), 124 Thames in its True Colours (The), 4 Thank you for Nothing, 233 Them 's our Sentiments, 112 Theory of Tom Tiddler’s Ground, 210 “ There's « Good Time Coming, Boys,” Thick as Thieves, 215 Things not Generally Known, 179 Thoughts whilst Waiting for the Printer’s Devil, 179 Three Chapters from the Book of Cant, 1 Three Cheers for Chowler, 186 | Three Cfear Days at the Lakes, 122 To John Bright, 223 Tobermory, 140 To Stupid Correspondents, 215 255 | Traces of Folly and Superstition, 130 Travelling Directions, 106 Travelling Places and their London Coun- terparts, 134 Travelling without Trouble, 65 Tremendous Bag (A), 184 Tremendous Mysteries, 120 Trifie from Birmingham (A), 106 Triumph of Moses (The), 12 True Tale of a Comet (A), 163 Trumpet Playing Extraordinary, 29 Twin Stars, 136 Two Little Favours Requested, 231 Two Roads—to the same End, 132 UvTramowtTane Toastmaster (The), 111 Uncomfortable Position (An), 231 Universality of Electricity, 165 Unsophistieated Irishman (The), 155 Untradesmanlike Falsehood, &c. (The) Very Questionable, 86 Via Media, 191 Wanrtep, a Nurse for the Busses, 242 Wedding Cards for the Wise, 163 Weeding and Weedon, 200 Wet Sunday of Scotland (The), 183 What to Believe and How to Believe it, 183 236 | What to do with the Leviathan, 80 What's to be Seen? 69 What the Emperor said at Cherbourg, 99 What will he do with them? 245 Where's Cocker? 185 Whip for the Confessional (A), 244 Wholehog Sabbatarianism, 159 Why we never Meet the Truth, 112 Wicked Charge (A), 95 Winding-up Act (The), 82 Wisdom for Every Week of the Year, 235 | Woman's Question (A), 125 Wonderful Take of Travellers (A), 84 | Wooden Walls v. Stone ones, 91 | Wordjto John Bright on a Slight Confusion in Terms (A), 254 j Word with Salomons (A), 165 Work of Supererogation (A), 123 Worthy the Attention of Managers, 231 Worthy the Notice of the Nobility, 143 Zone of Zaint Zwithun’s Day, 37 LARGE ENGRAVINGS :— Accerssioy of the Queen of India, 106 Aristocratic Amusements, 35 Aristocratic Fate at Cremorne (The) Atlantic Telegraph (The), 77 Dangerous Flirtation, 87 Father Thames’ Offspring, 5 French Fashion, 237 French Sphinx, 56, 57 Great Lozenge-Maker (The), 206 “ It will soon Boil,” 187 Last Eglinton Tournament, 116 Little Tea Party (A), 97 Loosing Game (A), 227 Mr, Bright and Satisfaction, 247 One Good Turn deserves another, 177 ** Please to Remember the Grotto!” 67 Politics next Week, 127 Poor Consolation, 197 , 5 LONDON: BRADBURY AND EVANS, PRINTERS, WHITEFRIARS. Proper » Charge (J (A), 216 Royal Visit to ae (The), 45 Sance for the Gander, 1 * Silent Highway "man (The), 15 Samuel Kisses the Rod, 156 Step in Reform (A), 25. To the Temple of Fame, 167 Twin Stars, 136 | SMALL ENGRAVINGS :— ApPaALiine Disclosures, 222 | Aquatics, 83 Astonishing a Y One, 20 | Awful Tale of an 152 Awkward Predicament, 8 Augustus and Fred, 1 H Bareilly—North-West Provinces, 132 | Beauty in Distress, 44 | Cautious Bird (A), 66 Comet (The), 153 Comet, as Seen from our Area, 199 Common Objects at the Sea-side, 76 Crinoline Again! 146 Crinoline for Ever, 31 Dentist’s Mistake (The) 80 Derby on the Tight , 239 Desolate State of London in August, 110 Disgusting for Augustus, 123 Distressing Position of Charles, 102 Drawback to Round Hats (The), 61 Effects of the Thames Water, 51 Elegant Row about a Machine, 143 Enticing Bait Certainly (An), 230 Equestrian Difficulty (An), 127 Fact (A), 70,170 Fair Toxophilites (The), 24 Field Marshal Punch and Wales, 203 Going out of Town, 53 Goose Step (The), 60 Great Chess Match & la Morphy, 1% Heartless Practical Joke, 96 Hint to Gentlemen Riding Home after Dinner, 172 How Dirty Old Father Thames was Whitewashed, 41 Interesting Question (An), 256 Irate Proctor, 252 It must be All Right, 232 Job's Comforter (A), 210 Jocose Stable Boy, 242 “ Last et I saw the Darling Creature | (The),’ Let us io ~ Customs here, 196 Malicious Swell in Stern Sheets, 92 Militaire et Civile, 48 Most Unaccountable, 30 Mr. Bobbins Baits his Trimmers, 200 Mrs. Jones sets up a Page, 254 New Omnibus Regulation, 183 Next Novelty C- 202 Nice Offer (A), 206 “No Collars, Sir?” 234 Oh! Yes—of Course, 120 Old Birds are not mehtee with Chaff, 212 Old Gal's Legs (The Old Gentleman's Lone 3 Mile (The), 216 Old Party from the Country, 246 “ Orrid Murder; On’y Penny,” 173 Polite Rustic (A), 122 Probability, 40 Panch’'s Flight & la Comet, 1 Quaker, and his Hat (The), 184 Race for a Bathing Machine ( A), 106 Rarey Zebra Pattern (The), 72 Rat-Tailed Oss (A), 10 Scene by the Sad Sea Waves, 136 Scene—Chop-House, 22 Sensitive Ear for Grammar (A), 182 Serious Thing for Brown, 186 Servantgalism and ng am “4 Sittings at the Seaside, 1 Sketch at a Railwa rll (Aj, 213 Sketches from the Brighton Parade, 236 So Fond of Astronomy, 140 Sparkles and I, 162 Study of Perspective—after Nature, 113 from Scarborough, os Utility Combined sith Elegance, 193 Very Considerate, 112 Vewy Fashionabie Way of Widing in Wotten Wow, 4 Very Particular Party (A), 116 “ Want a Link, yer Honour?” 243 Washing the Blackamoor — 22 Wet Day at the Seaside, 142 e Whe, iat ene AG 8 the Matter?” 183 Wo One’s Back Hair down

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