Puck 1879 - 1880: Vol 6 Index

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INDEX TO VOLUME VI. OF PUCK: EDITORIALS. A Careful Crusader .. A Danger Against Light and Knowledge Age Against Age All is Vanity—Fair Amateur Government American Art Another Dream Bad Eggs and Police Commissioner’s Little Game. . Biddy the Queen Brother Talmage Cuts Himself Adrift Camp-Meetings Cartoons and Comments Church Lotteries Coal Fire or Hell Fire. Cut-Throat Business in Wall Street , Dangerous Characters Donnybrook in Congress. ......-++++ eee eeeeeee Edward Stuart Lloyd Free Schools and Foul Air. Grant in the Canal Business Grant in the Havanas.., His ITands Full Kitchen Calisthenics Legs and Lucre Let Us Get This Right Marriage and Divorce ..... 2... .csees cece ceeees 573 Merciful Banks Militia Camp-Meetings Mormons on the Rampage Mr. H. Bug as a Humanitarian Mr. Kelly’s Convention.... Mrs. Lorne Nemesis Nice Young Men One Thanksgiving Our Costly Funeral System. ..........2002s000- ; Our Governor Our Navy Our Police Commissioners Our Precious Plumber Our Rulers Our ‘‘Seventh” Our Spiritual Guardians Pain and Pedestrianism Pin-Money and Needle-Money Political Baby-Farming Political Machinery....... Politics and Liquor Preacher and Politician Puck’s /Esop. Puck’s Christmas Tree PUGS PAGO PUR ..oc605 cscs ove cee 810, 829, 845. Quotation as a Fine Art Rectification Reducing the Army Science and Juries Strength with a Difference Striking the Rocks Strong Meat for Babes Stuck in the Ice The Ball Season The Democratic Ass in Maine The Expense of Murder..... The Gauntlet of Horrors The Grant Boom The Husbands of Beauties The «* Independent Voter” as a Factor in Politics. . The Indians’ Fall- _—- The Irish Milch Cow The King of Spades The Ladies at Our Fair........ cies The Land Question in Ireland The Medicine Man The Modern Builder. The Modern Colossus of (rail) Roads The New Light and the New Year The Paper Bank. . The Prince of Snobs. The Savannah Malevolent Association Again The Seventh Regiment Fair The Twin Bull-Frogs The Uses of the Bible The Walk for the Belt......... 455 Too Many Drivers 749 | SE een rere ere ere 572, : 68

SND 65:5 weeweseed dosbeeneen ene To the God of Battles Two Naughty Boys Wages on the Elevated Roads A Lot of Bad Eggs ‘‘And He Marked Him for His Own” A Russian Bath. Brother Talmage Cuts Himself Adrift............. Camp-Meetings As They Are Characteristic Studies of New York Balls Dangerous Characters.............+: Digging them Out Doing Don Quixote at a Distance Do Not Fear, We’ll Protect You Down with the Lotteries Improved Astronomy by Puck’s Own Proctor. . . Is There No Bergh for this Unfortunate Beast ? Is This the Way to Run a Government ? It Takes a Long Time to Break a Pet Kelly Legs and Lucre Les Enfants Terribles Marriage and Divorce May they Fulfill their Promises Monarchical Devotion Needle and Pin-Money Our Costly Funerals Our Indian Policy Our Jury System Our Militia Picnics. Our Navy . Our Precious Plumber . Our Servant Girls “Our” Seventh | Our Spiritual Guardians Our Threatened National Disgrace Paper Foundations Phases of Fashion Political Baby-Farming Puck’s AEsop.... Puck’s Christmas Tree Puck’s Memorial Tablet to the Glory of Childs. ... Puck wants a “ Strong Man at the Head of the Gov- ernment ”—but sof one of These Quackery Racing the Tide Keform Regulators Scientific Testimony S. J. T.—1879—Nix Suffrage as itIs — etc The American Moses RE RSsss: 44504 wessdbss yn dees oe se enh The Blockade The British-Lion The Democratic Ass Thinks what is Sauce for the Fox is Sauce for the Donkey The Friend of the Brutes The Irish Land Question The Irish Milch Cow The Modern Colossus of (rail) Roads The Murderous Policy of the “«L” Roads The Newly Elected Board of Aldermen The Religious Vanity Fair The Siamese Bull-Frogs The Story of a Strike The Streets of New York The Two Machines. Too Many Drivers To Our Starving Poor. Two Effects from Similar Causes Uncle Sam with his Hands Full Utah Defiant Welcome, Talmage Where is the Winner ? Will the Cat Do It? Will they Pull Through ? Winter Resorts. . You May Bark, but Don’t ‘Dare to Bite Your Man of Snow 616 712 | 702—703 718— se euan gee 508—509 719 661 782—783 791 - 500 | “6x6 | ILLUSTRATED SERIES. | Police a | Sketches from the Note Book of an Evolutionist, . . . Snow in Paris So He Does The Artistic Temperament The Career of a Great Pedestrian The Charity Business 5 The Curious Adventure of Mr. Adolphus W. Cahose The Derby | The Development of the Socialist The Horseman of Israel Troddledums, The Simian 421, 437, 453, 469, 487. Unparalleled Adventure of a Nervous Young Man... Valentines for 1880

A Big Advertisement About Time A Cold Night A Demnition Horrid Grind.......... A Good Memory SE IIE, 6. x's cuwv oes odaees eemue A Knowing Goose A Literal Construction An Advantage An Undecided Character An Unpromising Infant A Protest Fe I GN i cscs 00 ceccaene cecnte whos A Return from the Country A SRee Oh Ee BARON... . 2. ..0. 00000 sd0vensyens A Sketch of the Season............ cece A Swell Mightier than He Broom Chorus Cheerful Anticipation.............6. ..+ Childsiana Chilling Christmas, ’79 Comforting Compulsory Education. . Convenient Daddy’s Device... Death in the Pot Decidedly More Room Wanted in our Schools Discipline in the Fiji Islands Economical Moving Etymological Fling Out the Bloody Shirt........ Flying French Griefs of the Season Ileart-Rending Grief He Might Have... . Holiday Fashions, +, Holiday Fashions, 1880 Improbable In These Degenerate Days. ...... 920+ 00 cdisied er John Sherman’s Big Lift........4 Ger . Moths» Justice’s Toilette & la Mode Not Zheir Season On the Stool of iencueneme Our Blue-coated Exquisites «<Our” Seventh Philosophical Reasoning........... ee 455 Prof. Proctor Predicts a Star Shower about this Time 627 Pucx’s Patent Circular Butler Puck’s Patent Typographical Talmage Quite an Invalid Quite the Correct Ki-bosh in its Way Repeating Rifles Saved by Cheek Seasonable Sensible Question 1776—The First International Walking-Match Sign of the Times Thanksgiving Variations After Thanksgiving. Childish Curiosity. Leaving the Old Homestead. Modest to the Last. Natural, but Unexpected. Reciprocity.

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The Amateur Skating Club The Ash Barrel Stampede The Bold Burglar The Comic Valentine Season. The Compliments of the Season in Vermont The Great Domestic Walking Match The Herald Boom The Herald Canvass The Leap Year Maiden The Lucky Man ‘The March of Winter The Return of Prosperity The Rule of the Road The Seedling Voter The Tea and Crockery War The ‘True Inwardness” of Professional Boat Ra- cing The Warmth of Affection, Toilette-a la Bouquet Very Rapid Transit Warned Off Weston’s Influence on the Egg With Puck’s Compliments to Punch Working His Passage Home...... POEMS. A Composer Discomposed — Walter isc cccccveues A Dinner Duetto—A. Longfellow A Leg Hit—C. Z. Betts A Modern Beauty—C. H. 7hayer....0++ A Nautical Epic—D An Impecunious Lament—J/. P..........6-. +055 594 A Pair of Poems—A/cibiades Zero 828 A Plaint from Puck’s Private Poet-—V. Hugo Dusen- bury A Geetien Answered—F. S. A Scaly Fish Tail—H. C. Dodge A Strange Loye—H. C, Dodge eS Cs, DE e . 5 55.0 04.0 000s 000 6:00 000 471 Autumnal Meditations— Cid A Very Severe Case—Jucog Before the Play—Zar/ Marble.... 0.0.0... .445. ‘ Beneath the Moon—Fas. XK. Campbell 507 Boston Tea Party No. 2—Matthew Cuddlepug, Esq. 667 Catastrophes— Arthur Lot 76 Chinese Grip—Lem £ C Cleopatra and the Asp—R. W. C “‘Columbia”—F. A. X Coroner Jordan—/r win Russell Crops—£. C. H Crossed—Arthur Lot Disinterment Ode— eter Quince Diurnal Devotion—Zdward Elton D’ye Moind That ?—Lem. EC. Eagle or Goose ?—Hon. £. Muggins EDITORIAL: A Disillusioned Christmas (illus.) Boom (illus ) Inscription What to Do with Him..................... Euthanasia— Walter Larned Evening —Arthur Lot His Mother’s Cooking—Zdward Wick......... : Irwin Russell—H. Co & It A’n’t de Gas Dat’s in ’Em— Wade | It Did Not Ring —O. P. Dild ick King Ulysses L., Term 3—Zennis Blarney.. Lays of Ancient Rome—Arthur Lot. 628, 685, 762. Love’s Bird-on—H. C. Dodge Life and a Cigar Matter o’ Money All—Leo C. Evans Morning—Arthur Lot My Uncle—Arthur Lot Natural Fitstorical (illus.).. 0... 0... secede ccce 436 Nil Nisi—Artiur Lot Ode to the Clam— Arthur Lot Or I Ain’t F Poet-Tree—H. C. Dodge Precious Tones—H. C. Dodge Remarks of Puck's Private Poe-—V. Hugo Dusen- bury Sallie McGee—Minnie May. Slam, or Love Game—/. C. Dodge. wees tide «ont cg SECRETE 438 | | Mr. Muggins Plays Billiards--Zphraim Muggins. .. | Mrs. McMulligan’s Mishap. .................... 841 | Mr. Talmage’s Gymmastics................00000- 468 ' Muggins on Poetry—LZphraim Muggins Summer Idyllers—/rwin Russell...... 0.0... 6. Sympathy— Chas. A. Dee Thanksgiving Day—H Thanksgiving Variations (illus.) ...... The Bartender’s Wooing—//. C Dodge The Belated Mosquito 700 The Christian Chiropodist— Matthew Cuddlepug, Esq The Evolutionary Molecule — David M. Rorty...... The Highlands— Fohn Fraser ...... 7 843 The Merry, Merry Maiden and the Dentist—S/ow- CUS w% 005 The Miller’s Wooing— H.C. Dodge The Philosopher—Arthur Lot The Private Pantheon of Puck’s Private Poet (illus. ) —V. Hugo Dusenbury ~ The Rime of the Ancient Mariner —Arthur Lot... The Rivals— Frank J. Clarke Third Term Alphabet—/H, C. Dodge Three Sonnets— Arthur Lot To My Tailor—Arthur Lot To My Umbrella—Ar:hur Lot. To the Onion— Arthur Lot To the Peanut—A. Z To the Turkey—(Cid.............. What Dr. Garcelon Thinks * Where, Indeed ?—A. N.z..... cee ceeees seccees 701 Whist-- Fas, R. Campbell Ve Antique Romance—Z£rratic Fnvigue......... 628 . 762 . 716 COMMUNICATIONS. A Gentle Querist—Fred Charles A New Recruit—Shamus O’ Glannah An Astounding Announcement— George Washington Smythe A Tale ot Wrong—V. Hugo Dusenbury Awful Prognostications Be-lud Wanted— Chi Phi Business Notice—Fossi/ & Co . Coarse; but Correct—Sau/ Hopps.. Correct—Ephraim Muggins Don’t See What We Can Do About It—Amerigo Vespucius Smith, Explanation—Mister B Fame—ferry Keller Heap Good Talk—C. Gilbert Hedenburg... He Has Us There *. *, * London Fun—¥. Hawk Move—Leo C. Evans Our Defense—Shark & Dolphin Politics and Religion— 7im Flash Price Tweaty-five Cents— Henry Palmer The Circulation of Puck—Puck. To Our Fighting Editor—Dubuck . eee Unsolicited; but A ppreciated—Derrick ‘Dodd - MISCELLANEOUS. A Bundle of Letters A Chapter in the Life of Lord Peter—Zeo C. Evans 523 A Florida Fortunatus— Zrnest Harvier Akronics—Mont Clements An Ajax of a Jenkins A New Journalistic Light | An Office or its Equivalent. . | A Plan to Distinguish Aristocrats. . A Pocket Manual a la Machiavelli— Z. D. Ventura. A Professional Tenant—Zrnest Harvier A Prohibition Point—/. Blake Crofion A Statesman— Charles Monselet Astronomical Observations by Our Own P. Roctor. . *¢Auld Scotland Yet”—J/an Frishellach Autobiography of a Tramp—Arthur Lot Can the Ancient Love? Celluloids— Beeswax Chronology of Grant’s Trip Round the World.. .. Consoling Literature Current Comment 811, 825. Definitive Snaps 841. 420—468 667 Electric Light (illus.) Emplastrum—Zphraim Muggins.... Essay on Man— George Walter Kyle Gallic Gumdrops How to get Rich-Lem. Z. ¢ How We Pray .. 714 Illustrated Daily Newspapers— y. yy ahh geanits 488 | In the Streets— Hi/aris 521, 539 More Relics—and Better. .... 827 | | Mr. Muggins Organizes a Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Insects—Zphraim Muggins 746, 764, 778. 613 | O Cynthiana! —Zrnest Harvier Our Own Cowley Our Reporter Interviews Mr. Whitney PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP Prohibition Proverbs-- 7, Blake ‘Crofton 697. | ARCHIE GASCOYNE—Fohn Fraser. . | PUCKERINGS . Proverbs for Public Life....... Puck’s Unwritten Leaves from History . . Reflections of a Lounger—A/onzo De Lacey 506, 538, 827. Reviews of Some Books Shakspere Studies—Fohn Albro 438, 468, 486, 504, 523, 538, 557, 574, 592, 612, 628, 648, 664, 682, 698, 714. Some Queer Interviews | Specimens Bricks from the Dictionary of the Future | Specimens of English Humor | St. Patrick vs. St. George. . The Best of Testimonials The Chess Congress The End of the World at Last The Kelly Canvass 474, 507, 541. The Man in the Moon The Orange of Death. The Pinafore Fugitives “Tone Language”—M/. P | Uncivilized | We Have Got It Right Welcome, Talmage CONDENSED NOVELS. A Christmas Carry-All A Difficult Case ’Arry ’Adney Better Than Nothing Butter Scotch Hash and Orange Blossoms Imogene the Fair a Japhet’s Journey in Search of a Fortune (illus. aoree Rutherfoord the Good | The Masher Mashed SERIALS. a eC 460, 475, 476, 493, 494, 5il, 546, 563, 564, 580, 581, 599, 636, 653, 654, 671, 672, 688, 428, 443, 444, 459, 512, 528, 529, 545, 600, 617, 618, 635, 689. HERMESIANAX PRATT 769, 784, 785, 800, 848, 849. THE ADVENTURES OF COL. LigeBIG—Arthur Lot... 795, 721, 722, 737, 738, 752, 753- THE TRUE STORY OF THE TROJAN WAaR—/I” 612, 630, 649. 801, 816, 817, 832, 833, 834, 704 SPECIAL DEPARTMENTS. AMUSEMENTS 458, 474, 489, 510, 525, 634, 652, 670, 685, 701, 797, 813, 828, 844. ANSWERS FOR THE ANXIOUS 442, 458, 474, 489, 510, 616, 634, 652, 670, 685, 781, 797, 813, 828, 844. FITZNOODLE IN AMERICA 439, 452, 471, 492, 503, 609, 627, 646, 663, 681, 778, 793, 809, 832, 844. LITERARY NOTES 576, 577, 598, 634, 670, 701, 736, 749, 765. , Mr. MICHAEL ANGELO MULHOOLY ON THE POL- PUNE, UNO 6 io 0 0:5.05 sbds osc eem'biewees 451 418 434, 450, 466, 484, 602, 520, 536, 554, 572, 590, 608, 626, 644, 662, 680, 696, 712, 728, 744, 760, 776, 792, 808, 824, 840. Puck’s ESSENTIAL OIL OF CONGRESS. ,......... 663 Puck’s EXCHANGES 428 444, 460, 476, 477, 478, 494, 495, 496, 499, 512, 513, 514, 517, 44 5305 546, 547, 548, 551, 564, 565, 566, 569, 582, 583, 584, 587, 600, 601, 602, 605, 619, 620, 637, 638, 641, 655, 656, 659, 674, 677,°706, 722, 739, 740, 753 754» 755» 75% 7575 770, 772, 785, 786, 787, 788, 801, 802, 803, 804, 817, 818, 819, 820, 834, 835, 850, 851, 852. Puck’s PANTHEON - Thomas Francis Bayard J. G. Blaine James Anti-Catholic Froude REFLECTIONS OF CAPADURA HARDTACK, EsqQ.. 544, 562, 577, 598, 616, 720, 736, 749, 765, 781, 525, 544, 562, 577, 598, 701, 720, 736, 749, 765, 525, 541, 555, 574; 593 697, 713, 729, 747, 761, 7- RHYMES OF THE DAY 467, 468, 489, 507, 627, 714, 729, 747 794, 809. V. Huco DusEnrury, Professional Poet 728, 747, 762.

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