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VOL.36 NO. 911 ; APRIL.L 1899. PRICE 10 CENTS ENTERED AT THE Post OFFICE AT New YorRK as SECOND CiaSs Matter. Coprriext 1899 BY ARKELL PUBLISHING ComPANY TITLE REGISTERED AS A TRADE MARK cag OOP L EEOC, “8 se : se SERWT WP \ OK OF — COPYRIGHT [899 BY ARKELL PUBLISHING COMPANY OF NEW YORK. Sackett & Wilheims Litho & Pre Co New York THe Democratic Hen—‘ Oh, what LOBSTERS I've hatched !”

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PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK AT THE JUDGE BUILDING, CORNER FIFTH AVENUE AND SIXTEENTH STREET, NEW YORK. Terms to Subscribers | EUROPEAN SALES-AGENTS—/nternational news company, Bream's building, Chancery lane, FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS — To all ceiiiiiiin: Giierttitin. saiuns aieniiaiia ta aiid. E. C., London. Brentano's, avenue de l Opéra, Paris ; Saarbach's news exchange, Mainz. foreign countries in the postal union, $6.00 Germany. a year. One copy, one year, or 52 numbers’ - $5.00 ee ape One copy, six months, or 26 numbers - 2.50 te" NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS. -— The contents of JupGe are protected by copyright in Circulation larger than any other One copy, for thirteen weeks - - + 1.25 both the United States and Great Britain. Infringement of this copyright will be promptly and | cartoon weekly in the Including the Curistmas JupDGeE. vigorously prosecuted. | world. OMEZ 1s a hero, but he won every one of his victories by running away. * * * SPEAKER REED may think he is going to retire, but men who vote know better. * * * WHe WILL weep and wail and gnash his teeth for f us when Carl Schurz is gone? * * * HE NEW WO- MAN, accord- ing to an exchange, has come to be an old bore. Tut, tut! She is not necessa- rily old. S.*@-6 ERMANY IS GENTLE both at Manila and Apia. Is there a political reason here with which the Ore- gon is connected ? * * * ELEN GOU- GAR is offer- ing aid and comfort to Aguinaldo. Let her be careful. os hy | j wa Vi Somebody will call * * * VASSAR FOREVER! R. TAYLOR says the attractions at Brown do not outweigh those at Vassar, and therefore he shall remain at Vassar. The doctor must be more particular in his selection of words. Doubtless the attractions at Brown outweigh Hit those of the other ffs, {ui institution, but they are not of the right Sex. THE DIVIDING LINE. [ORD BERES- FORD says frankly that the proposed alliance between England and this country is not intended to include differences between England and any other for- eign country which might lead to war; in fact it would be well to call it a com- mercial alliance. It will inevitably be more than that, but the gentleman her a national sen- e —o T sf Sea dian . : in draws the line at , eTHEL—"* at is a ‘ lobster,’ Harold—a horse that can't run? : ator directly. Haro_p—"* Oh, no; the fellow who ¢hinks the horse can run.” 7 exactly the right ‘THE FRENCH PAPERS are determined to hitch a scandal to the death of Faure. If they couldn't do that they wouldn't have any fun over the funeral. a A*® EX-SENATOR of this state made a quarter of a million dollars in stocks through tips given him by Roswell P. Flower; and yet they say that tips should be abolished. «4 * N ASSOCIATION of bachelor girls in Michigan swears that no mem- ber shall marry under the age of thirty, but it inadvertently fails to offer a premium for offers at that age. i * * N INCH more on a person’s nose makes a great difference; and here are the rainy-daysies resigning by scores because one says skirts may be eight inches from the ground and the other insists on seven. Upon what trifles depends the harmony of this poor world! * “_ - es HERE,” asks a French writer, “are the fifteen hundred million francs that we sunk at the isthmus of Panama?” The late James Fisk answered a similar question years ago very happily. ‘Gone,’ said James, winking both eyes, ‘“ where the woodbine twineth.” * - * If the constitution of the United States, as drawn up more than one hundred years ago, was an infallible rule to guide the republic for all times, why has it been necessary to amend it? O ASKS a correspondent of the Rochester A/era/d. It is one of those questions that—h’m !—it takes too long to answer. place. POLITICAL COMEDY. ‘THE FRENCH REPUBLIC is safe enough. It loses a president to-day and has a new one to-morrow, and beyond a good deal of talk and a little excitement thé¥e is no fuss or danger. No people talk eftener or more rabidly of revolution, but that is their way. It isn’t intended-for pleasantry and is in fact dreadfully in earnest, but it is comedy and they never could get along without it. A GROWING EVIL. A CLERGYMAN in Harlow, England, had a woman arrested for assault because she kissed him. Let an example be made of this woman. The habit of kissing men by force and without their consent has gone so far that no man can consider himself safe. The late James Crow, as re- lated in the song, had to take’the dogs along to keep the girls away, and that is whither we are drifting. THE LATE MR. TYLER. A CONTEMPORARY places John Tyler in the list of distinguished departed Democrats, along with Jefferson, Jackson, Marcy and’ oth- ers. John was elected to the vice-presidency as a Whig, and though he afterward changed to some extent he was nothing more than a black sheep even if he ranked that high. He is chiefly recalled as a traitor to his party, though we believe he was never Democratic enough to repudiate the coun- try and the flag.

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Sa : . a** . ~~ max? earartd™. . aS SS TAC ~~ tteee iis > aaqued Mrs. NEWLYWED JOHNSON —‘‘ Oh, yo’ deceitful wretch ! EASTER MORNING. | aren organ and flowers in- side, Flutter of fans in the perfumed air, Beautiful bonnets with dresses vied ; Kneeling and rising, the strong and fair. Carriages coming and going outside. A little boy on the stone arch leant, Clasping his papers, with eyes stretch- ed wide, Vaguely wondering what it meant. Inside, Christ risen—the undefiled— The rector said, to His people came. Outside, the hungry, wondering child Who nevereven had heard His name. EMMA PLAYTER SEABURY. \: : SY NS sy Fs COMING. When yo’ married me yo’ claimed yo’ had a job on de road.” Mr. NEWLYWED JOHNSON —‘“‘ Wa-al, so I had — an’ it’s still on de road,” A MISFORTUNE. AMMA had promised to take Dorothy riding, but circum- stances at the last moment com- pelled her to change her plans. “Oh, mamma,” said the dis- appointed little maiden, “ I wish you weren't so freckle-minded !" HER POINT OF VIEW. Farmer Hornbeak—“ They say that when we finish annexin’ all the territory we took from Spain the sun wi!l never set on the United States’ possessions.” Mrs. Hornbeak —“ Dear me! Jest think if it should be the same way with the hens.” 3. —— who recognizes him and falls on his neck and weeps, for he was an American too. 2. ——and is suddenly confronted by a native —— A TALE OF EXPANSION

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Photo. by Falk. JUDGE'S FAVORITES. ROSE COGHLAN, Sweet-voiced Rose! you I remember Mm many a mask, in many a play. In réles that range from dark December To joyousness of flowery May. Truly, comédienne, 'tis pleasant To know you're at your best—at present. THE REMEDY. ORIS had thoughtfully compared her own little wart-covered hands and the lumpy skins of some crook-neck squashes. Finally she sighed, * If those squashes are ever going to be fit to be seen, mamma, you'll have to put on some of my lotion.” THEY ARE PLENTIFUL. Askins —“ What do you think of Poots ?” Grimshaw —“ He is one of those fellows who take the cork out of a bottle by pushing it in.” AT EASTER. THE music. the flowers, the palms and the crowd Well-groomed and perfumed are with youth re- endowed, And even the cushions that cumber my pew In old-year magenta look cozily new. The saints, though in glazier-set bounds sternly shut, Are splendid with smiles, And the sun in the aisles Lifts ev'ry heart out of its work-a-day rut. And Milly, my neighbor austere, does she share This general respite from winter and care ? Is her heart upraised, being newly unpent From the nominal gyves of a nominal Lent ? Um—well—yes, perhaps ! and it’s still hardly that, For though lifted out Of the groove, I misdoubt Milly’s heart ’s gone no further aloft than her hat. A LESSON IN DEFINITIONS. Teacher —* What is a buttress ?” Flossy—“A buttress is a female butter-maker.” A NOTICEABLE DEFECT. THE face of Bennie’s new governess was very much freckled. To mamma's inquiry as to how he liked his new teacher he replied, “ Very well, mamma—all but the mildew on her face.” SEEING IS BELIEVING. Weary —“ You are not usin’ me right in dividin’ up w’ot food yer corral.” Wobbles —* \s it possible dat you doubt me, pard ?” Weary —“1 must; de tell-tale pie-crumbs in yer w'iskers is conclusive everdence ov igno- minious secretion of dat dainty.” A GOOD JOKE. AN IOWA editor sent out the April first edition of his paper unprinted. It made a hit. His subscribers have petitioned him to do so regularly. \ NS Sa STARS AND STRIPES. TOUGH. The spring lamb now is with us, You hear its tender bleat ; But how changed you will find it When you've ordered it to eat. HER COMPARISON. MARGIE's foot had fallen asleep. “Oh, mamma!” she exclaimed; “it feels just like a pincushion that’s alive.” First LITTLE GIRL—‘‘ My father was fighting for three years. He carried the stars and stripes, and he’s got the flag yet.” SECOND LITTLE GIRL—‘* My father was in for fighting for six years, and he carries stripes yet. He's got a striped suit now.” Met DAY A Dar 9

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e ' a . ¥ At OT IN THE CHURCH ON EASTER DAY. HE kneels as rapt as any saint That from the painted glass looks down ; The softened light that glimmers faint Makes of her golden hair a crown, The violets I sent her lie Above her pure and gentle heart ; And yet I dare not believe that I Paranra STan aw. THE REAL TROUBLE. Jack—‘‘ He has plenty of money, but she hesitates to marry him because of his age.” Tom—*' Is he old?” Jack—‘‘Oh, no. They say he may live ten years.” Have in her prayers the smallest part. But on this resurrection day, When the earth breathes of love and spring, I cast my doubts and fears away : My heart it hopeth—everything MARGARET WENTWORTH. ® R'O0 DE JANEIRG ‘* Hello, Bob! How are you making it out here on the farm ?” No x1 “Oh, I generally manage to get a full crop.” PEARL OF BRAZIL. The Amazon river Maiestically HIS OPINION. Falls in the embrace . Of an arm of the sea. ait [t IS sad bed be Rare daughter of Rio, all alone in the No bounds can hold ¢hee : world.” remarked the Ogee oten Kohack _ philosopher ; “to have no one whom you can love and by whom you will be loved in return; to feel that nowhere on this earth is another life which is knit to your own by the tender ties of blood-relationship. It is sad—sad almost beyond the power of telling—-to be all alone in this great, bleak worid: but I believe it is a dum sight better to be in that fix than to have the company of a pin-feathery nephew who plays the concertina, like that unlicked cub that calls me uncle. ° NO CHANGE FOR THE BETTER. Mr. GABBITT—‘‘ The doctor told me I needed rest and to keep away from the office for a month.” Mrs. Gassitt—*‘ Ridiculous !” Mr, GaBBitt—‘‘ Certainly. I told him that was the only rest I had.”

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THE GOLDEN ’ T Ww AGE. ERE fine to live in Adam's day, When everything could please ; Then Easter brought no bills to pay, For bonnets grew on trees EASTER EGGS HE young man whose best girl presents him with an Easter egg, hand-painted by herself, is apt to ask himself what in the world an egg has to do with Easter. He is apt to keep on asking, for it is very doubtful if he runs across any one who can tell him. The compilers of alma- nacs tell us that the egg is an “emblem of the resurrec- tion.” There may be a good deal of truth in this, provid- ing the egg has been stored away by the farmer all Lent and then sprung on the inno- cent boarder for his Easter breakfast; for if the chick in- side isn’t ready for resurrec- tion after forty days and forty nights he can’t be much of a chick, anyhow.

SECOND CHICKEN—** Huh! that's nothing. come mighty near to crowding the mourners. g Easter eggs, however, are to be found the world over. Hindus believe that their god Brahma every once in a while enters the egg. This probably induces the Brahma hen you paid a fancy price for to lay an occasional egg. Brahma does this trick for the salvation of the SEANAS SS SSAA SS Y> LAS y A FEATHER BRAIN. E TICKLED his wife with a feather ; But she laughed with pleasure at that, For it was an ostrich feather To wear oer her Easter hat. /

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= FAMILY TREES FIRST CHICKEN—“‘ Me father came from Shanghai.” But to ask a man to worship the egg at Easter after his wife has been serving them up three times a day during Lent seems to It is said the y

if Wf} “ify ff , Wii Ld] Ly) Wiffy 4,4, “OM { Vf H) Wh x i) Me mother was an oil-stove from Paris.” <a ar A QUERULOUS QUATRAIN. | OVELY was she on Easter day? In my eyes she was not fair, For I paid five dollars on Saturday For the rose she didn't wear. world, but what an April fool he must consider himself whenever the boarding- house mistress gets hold of him. The Russians and the Mohammedans give paschal eggs at Easter, but in this country eggs are given only to the barn-storming actor. This is a charitable act, worthy of Easter, as Mr. Hamlet has no money to pay for them. In France the Easter eggs are boiled hard, painted different colors, and sold in the streets. The hard boil- ing is probably done to make them keep, because it would be a cold day for the poor peddler if any resurrection business took place in his basket. JAMES JAY O'CONNELL. THE ONLY ONE. Mrs. McLubberty—* Phwat d’ yez mane by lavin’ me overhear yez shpakin’ to Duffy about me as ‘ thot owld shcoldin’ catamaran, Mrs. Mac’ ?” McLubberty—“ Oi did not. but to Mrs. McShaughnessy, nixt dure.”

Mrs. McLubberty—*“ Don’t add loyin’ to yure ither insults. know thot Oi am the only owld shcoldin’ catamaran in this block.” Oi was referrin’, not to yez, me jewel, Ye well

dollars a veek.” CoHEN—“‘ Yes. HOW IT HAPPENED. RusBens—*‘ I shust heard your head book-keeper telling der udder book- keepers dot you vas der meanest old hog in der vorld unt only paid him ten

I pay him an additional salary for telling der udder book-keepers dot he gets only ten dollars a veek.”

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ne A ROUTED TE 199 EASTER LILIES. FTER the storm and the ruin And wait of the leng, long night, They broke from the fearsome darkness And won to the meed of light— Shy spirits the music of spring Hath lured from the loveless sod, And fain in the Easter joyance They hold up their hearts to God. And I of the wandering kith From out of the years storm-blown To this sheltering garth of time, These days that I count mine own— O Master of soul and blossom, That I as Thy flowers may be, When after the fearsome darkness I hold up my heart to Thee! TOHN DAHL WHITE. A BOON TO RECORD-BREAKERS. JuDGE’s patent racing-machine. All records will be smashed by this supple. mented driving-power, and wind-resistance can be reduced to a minimum. FROM THE RURALVILLE BAZOO. UR truculent friend and fellow-citizen, Colonel Wickwire, having taken exception to certain statements derogatory to his character, which ap- peared in the last issue of this paper, we cheerfully make the retraction desired by him. by stating that we are the most unmitigated liar in town, with the saving clause that we believe our mendacity is both amusing and instructive. We also do the best and most artistic job-work to be had in the county, and publish the only live and reliable newspaper in this town. Now is the time to subscribe. THE EASTER ANGEL, HE’S delightful to all beholders, She's an angel, he’s sure of that; But, instead of upon her shoulders, She wears her wings on her hat. NECESSARY TO .KNOW. Minister —‘ We need a;:night-watchman: for the church. If I gave you the job do you think you could keep awake ?” Man—* Do you preach at night?” ANOTHER BOMB OUTRAGE. KED RIOKDAN—*‘ Gimme ten thousand dollars quick, or I'll open dis can uv Army-beef !"’ RWW 2S Gs sleepv Guess I'll take a nap.” EF E P 14 7420, . UNA we NA VAY 4 WALA) Ky i NON DO 0 = LEW, 1. THE srorK—*‘ This cold snap makes me 2. THE MEN—‘‘ The pond will soon freeze ; then we'll have him.—— SSL 4. ‘LHe STORK—"' Murder' Let go my feet!’ SB. FUT A COLD SNAP. 6. THe storRK—** Talk about shooting the chutes '’

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ics SWEET CONTENT. Now let the world wag as it will— My darter Janz is spliced at last ; She wed young Tom Jinks yestidday. And has him hard and fast. I don’t care one ding what we do With islands far away— They kin expand, or kin contract, Fer all I've got to say. The ‘‘ circulating-mejam” kin Be greenbacks, gold or mud; Free trade or not ’s alike to me— Don't bother me! Good Lud! Young Jinks is collared hard and fast And darter Jane is spliced at last A SURE INVIGORANT Dobson —“* What a fine fellow Mrs. Hobson’s boy is to work. Just see him beat that carpet! He goes at it with a good deal of courage, snap and vim.” Mrs. Dobson —*‘ Yes; his mother always has him reading dime novels for a couple of days before the time to beat the carpets.” I Gelluati i a | WIA Fay |) a i MISCONSTRUED. CuieFr Guy (of the order of The Golden Sock)— the grip yet?” CANDIDATE —' ‘“* Have they given you * Great Scott! have I got to take that too?” A CHESTERFIELDIAN MARVEL. FRAYED FErETeR —-** Weary is de prince of flatterers.” ToRN Touser —‘‘ W’ot makes yer t’ink so ?” FRAYED FreTer —** He's de only ‘hobo’ I know dat can git pie out uv a woman on wash-day.” - THE THOUGHT STRUCK HIM. 1 Mrs. CropLeiGH—** What on airth air.ye goin’ tew do with the fishin - pole, Abner ?” ABNEk —*‘* Wa.al, the last time I wuz in, taown the thought struck me thet if them ’ere troley-cars kin put a pole up-agin that ’ere wire an’ go like sixty, there is no reason why it won t work on an ordinary wagon “~ 2. ABNER (after the experiment)—*' It done it, b'gosh! but I hedn’t no idee thet it would start so gol-darned sudden.” THE ORIGINAL DISCOVERERS. e ‘ ‘THAT war ‘ffivestigation,” said the great grandee, “seems to have caused copsiderable excitement in the United States.” “War investigation >” inquired the haughty hidalgo ; ‘ ‘what was it for?” “Why, the Americans claimed that the war was not conducted as it should have been.” “Pshaw! We observed that fact last summer.’ PREPARATION A*? how has she spent This season of Lent, Since her social functions released her ? With an earnest intent Her fast-time a!l went In preparing a brave suit for Easter. ECHO FROM BOSTON Minerva (talking to her doll) —*‘ You'll never say bad writing, like cousin Beth did, will you, dollie? You'll say just what mamma has taught you and not be so extremely commonplace. It’s ever so much more eupho- nious and sublime to declare that one’s hieroglyphical symbols are positively execrable.”’

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The reputation that a man had of being un- kind to his first wife never prevented a second wife from marrying him. She argues that prob- ably the first wife had a temper and “‘ tried” him, but that she is such a sweet thing that he will be a changed man to her.—Arkansaw Thomas Cat. New life in the spring—Take it on by taking Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters—all druggists. ‘* When you say, sir, that I loitered on my way back from the post-office,” remarked the new boy, ** you lie in every hair of your head,” ‘‘Wh-what!” roared the proprietor; then he harshly added, ‘*See here, young fellow; do you know what to expect for a little remark like that?” ‘* Certainly | do,” said the unabashed lad; ‘‘ I know just what to expect—suspension from work for six years on full pay.” And the roprietor was so tickled with the boy that he jidn’t carry out the sentence. —Cleveland Plain e vealer. COOK’ S EXTRA CHAMPAGNE IMPERIAL DRY. The heathen who is speaking as our story opens wears a white fedora and a skirt of p.im-leaves; whether by accident, or in the fuil consciousness that a high hat never goes with a business suit, we know not. ‘* Think of the millions,” he exclaims, ‘* that are spent to send missionaries to us!” The other heathen is visibly affected. ‘* It makes me feel guilty,” faiters the latter. ‘‘ Really, | suppose we ought te get along with refrigerated beef during the hard times, at least.” — Detroit Journal,

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**T don’t see,” said Aguinaldo’s confidential adviser, ‘‘ what you want to fight the United States for.” ‘I don't want to fight.” ‘* But you talk asif youdo.” ‘‘I knowit. It gets me into trouble constantly, this bold and defi- ant demeanor of mine. You see, I was edu- cated in Spanish and I can’t get rid of some of those idioms.” — Washington Star. ‘* How often do you want to be told not to do that, Bobbie?” asked his mother. ‘‘ No times, mamma,” replied the boy solemnly.— Philadelphia North American. No well-regulated household should be with- out Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Son’s Angostura Bitters, unequaled as an appetizer. New York society gave a party the other night at which the participants wore their clothes wrong-side out. Such things may be LOS ANGELES AND THE PACIFIC COAST AND RETURN. Special excursion from points in Pennsyl- vania, Maryland, District of Columbia, Vir- ginia, West Virginia, Ohio, New York, and New Jersey, on the occasion of the National Educational Association meeting at Los Ange- les, California, in July, 1899, at reduced rates. For full particulars address William Kelly. Jr., general eastern passenger agent, C., M. and St. P, R’y, 381 Broadway, New York.

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The bar-tender. The musician. SKID, Cos OQ Oz A] Ike Si SO a Kn eX» TY COPYRIGHT 1899 BY ARKELL PUBLISHING COMPANY OF NEW YORK. The hayseed. Sackett & Wilhelms Litho & Pt¢ Co. New York SEEING “STARS” TO FIT THEIR VOCATION. This is little Willie, the inveterate banana fiend, and these are some of his victims “who fell by the wayside,” showing the different meteoric objects they saw in their flight.