Judge 1895-10-19: Vol 29 Iss 731

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PRICE 10 CENTS OCTOBER 19 1895 BY THE JUDGE PUBLISHING Co TITLE REGISTERED AS A TRADE MARK VOL.29 NO. 731 1895 ENTERED AT THE Post OFFice at New Yorn as Second Ciass Marrter. CopyriGut ont ante BO RPUican, Bonu “HARRISON’S FRIENDS SAY HE IS OUT OF THE RACE. —Daily Newspapers. ARTFUL BEnny (in background )—“T'll step aside and let those fellows break each other’s stock-in-trade, then perhaps I'll get a chance to get back into business !”

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Infringement of this copyright will be promptly and vigorously prosecuted, * * * W4 RNER MILLER spells the longer words with great economy. * * * ‘THE VOICE of the Syracuse a - convention was for free trate and free whisky. * * * CHICKAMAUGA and At- lanta pronounce for a new south, a new north, and a new era. * * * ‘THE TILLMANS of South Carolina must secede from each other or there must be a fight. * * * FREE SILVER didn’t quite die a-borning. It lived long enough to find itself talked to death. k * * ‘THERE ARE PERSONS 4 wan THE NATURAL RESULT. OCTORS and clergymen are attacking the bloomers and the bicycles with such earnestness that every woman is crying out passionately, “T'll wear ‘em and ride ‘em or die”; and do we not know that great re- forms come only through tribulation ? THE POWER OF SYMPATHY. AMERICAN JURIES are not condemning Cuban filibusters. Possibly filibustering will increase in popularity until it becomes dangerous. Sometimes that sort of thing gets going, like the boy’s whistling, which whistles itself, so that it can't stop. Well, we have a regular army; though, to be sure, it has a liking for filibustering itself. WORK AS A DEMORALIZER. HE SARCEE INDIANS of Manitoba argue that work is not healthy - and that a little of it has greatly reduced the number of their tribe. We are tempted to say something in behalf of the dignity of labor; but, after all, these Indian philosophers will doubtless agree with the rest of the world that labor is necessary, merely provided it be done by somebody else. WHAT!—TAMMANY? AMMANY RULED the Syracuse convention. It was the boss. It admitted or rejected delegates, and it made the ticket. Democratic success would be a Tammany victory, with all the corruption in govern- ment that-that has been shown to mean The people have just buried that villainous organization. Must it get its carcass out of the grave so soon ? EX-PRESIDENTS. [_'FE-SENATORSHIPS for ex-presidents is a proposi- tion by the Troy Press. If a senator for life, why not a presi- dent for life? Offices are not to be given away as a mere matter of compliment; and a president ought to be able to live very comfortably on the money he saves during one term. ‘Once in office always in office ’’ doesn't represent the American idea of rewards or punishments. THE FRESHNESS OF YOUTH. ‘THERE IS A NEW BOY. He is bad, but not as ad- venturous as his predecessor. eet. That boy went west to fight In- who want to change the a aeiinanis ~ dians. This one stays at home VAY ° adage, for the pope, to “Buy \yaieay!! a/'' and becomes a burglar. Possi- Rome and live.” conten 0 28) PEN Ne - atts sonata bly the new boy remains with his 7 HOW LITLE BILLY WAS BLOWED OFF. parents because he can’t steal MBS: LANGTRY has so {itty—*t What's this I’ve struck?” (Crunch.) PETE! money enough to get away; but many diamonds to lose that the burglars will go on advertising her long after she is dead. >. ee @ Me: HILL might say not only that he is a Democrat, but that he is the Democratic party of the state of New York. x * * ILLIE BRECKINRIDGE stumping for Wat Hardin is the last Straw that breaks the Democratic jackass’s back. * * * | OTS OF FACTS are brought back by Lieutenant Peary; but alas! the pole, like Mr. Cleveland’s soil, remains in its place. * * * APLAI believes in the civil-service idea of promotion for good behavior, and he is behaving himself so arduously that he gets fatigued. * * * THE GOSPEL according to John Matthews of New Jersey is sufficiently illustrated by the fact that he was the father of twenty-five boys and girls. * * * A WESTERN WOMAN flagged an express train with her petticoat and so saved many lives. If she had worn bloomers those lives would have been lost. * * * THE ORATION that Daniel Lamont failed to deliver at Chickamauga was the finest, we feel sure, of which he is capable. Silence is never so eloquent or so silvern as in the case of the secretary of war. And we hope that the government's guns will be able to emphasize that great truth, themselves, to the end of the century. it is more likely that the new dime literature devotes itself more largely to the villainy that, like charity, begins at home. GREAT HEART. R. DEPEW is always polite and good-natured. If he were to meet the devil he would say, “ My dear sir, 1 am delighted to see you. I have long looked upon you as a statesman and a savior of things, and your ability in behalf of continuous conflagrations has won the admiration of the universe. Give me a room without a draught in it, please”; and he would get the best in the establishment. THE CO-ED. PRINCIPLE. HE PRESIDENT of the Stanford university says co-education does lead to matrimony. Very well; so much the better for co-education. And furthermore, as he says, it enables girls to select good husbands and young men to select good as well as educated wives. Are there evils in- separable from it? That is a matter of personal character more than of circumstance and surroundings; and was there ever an institution that claimed perfection ? SOME MORAL DEMOCRATS. + ‘WE PEOPLE up the state,” said a prominent Democrat at Syra- cuse, “have got tired of apologizing for Tammany.” It looks as if they were also tired of voting for Tammany; and certainly the tem- perance voters among them will repudiate both the platform and the ticket pretty nearly with unanimity. Nothing is at stake but che whisky issue, and if they support the Democratic idea of that they sacrifice their morality for an organization that hates them as much as they hate it.

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CuHorus —‘‘ Can't we go home now, mamma ? MAMMA—“ Not yet, my dears, late in the season.” A SUGGESTION. The only. animal possessing a hirsute appendage and_ therefore submitted as an appropriate em- blem of the Populist party. SQUIRE HENNERY (suspicious/y) —‘* Sam !” SAM (innocently)—** Sah ?” SQUIRE HENNERY—‘' What makes my ’ound point at you like that ?” SAM —** 'Clar’ t' goodness I dun know, squire, ‘less he wants yo’ t’ go t’ church mo’ regular, an’ am P'intin’ yo’ out a good example, sah.” sSwer. a shovel. guests are expected. 243 It is no longer considered good form to carry home, from a dinner- party, the spoons or forks because you happen to like the pattern. We cannot oblige our temperance clientéle by agreeing that pure kerosene oil may be used instead of wine, in cooking, without detection. Try vase- line. To keep your children’s teeth from decaying, have them extracted while the little ones are still at a tender age. Lay them away in some cool, dry place. No woman can hope to retain SSS — MA STILL HAS HOPE. Everybody else has gone.” We will wait a little longer and see what we can do with the hunters that come FOR ALL WHO NEED THEM. Hints from OTHS will not eat cast-iron. Codfish will not make satisfactory English pigeon-pie. Oil rusty scholarship with a fresh solution of knowledge. The custom of eating soup with the fingers is going out of vogue. Save steps by dropping them into a small bank made for that purpose. Ice must be used for freezing ice-cream. * Whimsey’s*’ woman's page. Boiling water will not an- It is waste of time to put coal on the furnace with sugar-tongs. Try Poor Sir Walter Raleigh head and so became lost his To prevent children losing their mittens or gloves, whip them with a stout stick. A wash-boiler should not be left in the drawing-room—especially if A sleeping-apartment cannot be sufficiently ventilated by the windows in a neighbor's house. To restore a tarnished constiehce, remove it from its solution of lye and polish vigorously with unadulterated truth. It is wiser not to attempt to make a grand piano at home. satisfactory article may be obtained at any reliable manufactory. A more ——Mrs. Brown’s new puff sleeve. competent servants if she expects them to sleep in the refrigerator. Give them a comfortable bed upon the back door-step, airy and well lighted. To make new shoes comfortable, place upon the sole of the shoe the uncovered foot. With a sharp knife cut away a sufficient portion to bring the member easily within the confines of the leather. Ample room is thus provided and painful pressure overcome. VIOLETTE HALL. TO BE SURE. OUNGHUSBAND had been wed a week, And then set forth his club to seek. His wife was tempted to demur ; His company was dear to her. ‘* You vowed you'd never leave me,. Fred. Oh, dear! Will you be long ?’’ she said. ‘* Well, yes ;” said Fred, as off he flew ; ‘* Of course—I shall belong to you.” A REFORMER.

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Sudge ‘JUDGMENTS. UR ideals are our guard- ian angels. What passes for a pur- pose is often a succession of impulses. If “realism” were real we should have no time for books and pictures. Duty is the thin disguise which is often assumed to hide native meanness. A truth, posing “in the altogether,” is sometimes mistaken for an epigram. A peculiar person is one whose views on a given sub- ject do not coincide with our own. Death is the advertise- ment at the end of our au- tobiography, wherein people discover its virtues. We frequently spend our time in wondering why we are not loved, instead of try- ing to make ourselves lovable. Photo. by Elmer Chickering. JUDGE'S FAVORITES, MAY IRWIN. Such humor to the heart can bring Forgetfulness of care — Its laughter has a wholesome ring, And leaves no rankling there. Wherefore we say, blithe buxom May, \\| * Yours truly !’’ long as you will stay. THE SERVANT. HE rises early in the morning. She builds the fire. While it burns she goes to sleep. Breakfast is late, The man misses his engage- ment. There is sorrow in the home. The menial is offered her wages. She takes all she can get and some- times more. Then another is hired. She is opposed to early rising. The man gets no breakfast at all and then he is sorry that he discharged the other one. This is the way it goes from year's end to year’s end. THE CYCLIST. Ge always was a spiteful thing, And quickly as you're turned away MYRTLE REED, an | A ROLAND FOR HER OLIVER. MIRANDY (aéruptly)—‘‘Joshua, I start fer th’ west ter-morrer.” JosHua (courting Mirandy steadily for twenty years—thunderstruck)—‘‘ Mi- randy—yew're jokin’!” MIRANDY ( fettishly)—‘‘ Hain’t nuther ! JOSHUA (desperately)—‘' Hang it! She ceases to your praises sing, And naught is mean enough to say. Mought git a husban’ out thar.” And since she ’s tried to ride a wheel I'll marry yer.” You'd trust her even less, alack ! MIRANDY (more docile)—*' Why didn’t ye say that years ago?” JosHuA —“*‘ Hang it! If you could see her in her zeal Run down a friend behind her back. Why didn’t yer say yer’d go west years ago ?” M4191 2 OA, —— jf THAT IRREPRESSIBLE BOY AGAIN. Bossy (surveying his pa’s hand)—** Say, pa, you ain’t playin’ old maid, are you ? PA (with four queens and a heavy loser—aside)—‘' No, Bobby.” (70 players.) **T’ll risk a dollar this trip.” ; Bossy (not shaken off \—** | thought not—'cos yer don't need all the old maids to play it with, do yer, pa?” (And the boys all dropped out.) ONLY AMATEURS. ETHEL—“‘ Pray tell me, Mr. Slambang, why do you foot- ball players wear such long hair?” CHOLLY SLAMBANG — “* To distinguish us from profes- sional pugilists, Miss Ethel.” REASSURING. ¢¢T’ HE clothes don’t make the man,” she sighed In language pat ; He saw her bloomers and he cried ‘** I'm glad of that.” COINCIDENCE. HERE is a beach at Windsor park in Chicago which is pat- ronized by some of the windy city’s not-too-fair daughters. The ladies recreate in boating and fishing as well as bathing; and all last sum- mer a restaurateur flourished a big sign which read, ‘‘ Sand witches for sail.” DEVELOPMENT. T= girl to her doting father brings Her love with a fond salute ; But as time goes on chere ’s a change in things— She brings him a lover to boot ! x % ~ 4 - i POs Ny ph art net com cv x. ee ss 18 WSS — a ™~ IS.2. THE LAST STRAW. CHIMMY (admiringly)—‘‘ Why did yer biff Doogan—fer dat one-handed ketch he made of yer liner dat put yer out ?” KELLY—“‘ Naw, I didn't mind dat ‘ put-out’; it was de gran’-stan’ bow he made ter me girl w’en he co’t it dat bred de bruise on his nose.”

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JOE MILLER IN JAPAN. N TOKIO a con- firmed tippler, hav- ing occasion to send his servant, a country girl, to buy some saké, which is a native drink, said, placing the empty bottle in her hands, “Now be very careful and see that you don’t fall in coming back. If you fall, you know, you will be sure, one way or another, to spill the wine. Of course, if you are obliged to fall, I suppose you must; but in that case put down the bottle carefully on the road and then fall.”

tee LOW, *“poG EAT DOG.” A quack doctor in Yokohama named Yamai Yosen was once called urgently to attend a neighbor's wife who was suffering from an attack of hysteria. The doctor, entering the house in a hurry, proceeded to the assistance of the sick woman, who was supported by a maid-servant. But in his confusion he seized the servant’s hand instead of that of her mistress and began intently to count the pulse-beats. To correct his error the girl said, “You have made a mistake. That other is my mistress’s hand.” “Nani,” replied the medico, “in cases of emergency one can’t stop to be particular in the matter of hands.” WILL M. CLEMENS. THE GODDESS OF THE WHEEL. T IS folly to call the bicycle new. Even mythology recognized it and, curiously enough, made its divinity a female. The signifi- cance of her name has been strangely overlooked for centuries. It was Psyche. ; 1 Seiki 2 Pr <t ieee Rs SA A ib DELAYED TRAVEL. THIN IRISHMAN—‘‘ Will aich av yez two gintlemin draw in a long breath so Oi kin pass ?”

JonEes— I'll shoot that pee-wee fly-catcher for luck.”

THREE OF A KIND. Sometimes, at poker, I have sat behind Three of a kind, In happy confidence to beat two pairs, And then been (figuratively) thrown down stairs By fours, a full, a flush, or e’en a straight— For such is fate.

But if by blissful fortune I should find Three of ¢his kind— Three little queens, so dainty-debonair, For any better hand I should not care. And if they’d smile on me, instead of JUDGE, I wouldn't budge. ALL SPOILED. DEAR old Mrs. of. Louis- ville, Kentucky, is a pious Methodist and the mother of six grown-up children, all devout fol- lowers of Wesley. Last week she chanced to see her friend Mrs. B. dressing her young hopeful for dancing - school. She exclaimed, with ever-increasing animation, “Now, Sallie, that’s a waste of money. Didn't I send all my daugh- ters to dancing-school?—and_ they danced lovely, too—and when I got through paying their bills and they were ready to enter society, if they didn’t every one go and join the church and throw it all away! 1 tell you you're wasting your money, child.’ TYRRELL,

ONE disadvantage of the bloomer habit is that girls may use their bloomers for Christmas stockings.

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h \ ae ry MORAL— BUY A DOG. “‘Confound it! here I’ve tramped all day and haven't seen a thing. JONEs (as six quail, two woodcock, a partridge and three rabbits start from cover)—**— !——!}———!!!"

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246 MISS MARY ELLEN EASTSIDE AND LIBBY SWEET. VERY oncet in a while Libby Sweet gits stuck on herself an’ wants to go on to the stage. One day last week she says to me, “ Mary Ellen, there's an ad. in the paper this mornin’ for one hundred young an’ pretty chorus-girls, an’ I want you to go up with me to the place at noon.” “You haven't got any nerve at al!, have you?” I says, “to call yourself pretty.” “ Well, you know looks is only a matter of taste,” she says; “ an’ anyway, I can sing in tune, an’ that’s more ’n you can do.” “Sing! I says. “They won't want you tosing. They'll want you to wear tights, an’ you can't do that, for you're knee-sprung.”’ , Then she fired up. “As for bein’ young an pretty, Miss Eastside,” she says, “‘ they'd only have to look at you oncet to know whether you was pretty or not, but they wouldn’t know whether you was young; an’ you couldn't tell ‘em, for you don’t know yourself, as your mother backed down the ages of the whole family when she was wraslin’ round tryin’ to git married ag’in.” “You could tell ‘em your age all right,” I says, “ ever a. NT a U Js é mul yy ”7 “Pe . \ s Nl ii A THRILLING THE WHEEL IN AFRICA, BOTH TOGETHER — ‘* Why in thunder couldn’t you ring ?” since your father had to swear to it in court when you was ar- rested for rotten-eggin’ the sal- vation army.” Jest then the forelady come along an’ told us to shut up our clack. The idee of her callin’ her- self pretty! Black as a hat an’ shoulders as square as a box. But ma says her mother uset. to be the belle of Jones’s wood. Don’t look much like it now. Weighs three hundred pounds if she does one, an’ has to shave! | Si MADELINE ORVIS =) iy TWENTY EACH WAY. oY MOMENT. y Is j ; This car will be the last. They fined me twenty dollars—see ? For running it too fast. ay fal = \ 4 ip oN yés. I'll resign the trolley- brake, it \ re | ‘ \\Y And now, to prove they don’t intend To give a man a show, They fine me twenty dollars mere . For running it too slow ! GEORGE E, DEVYR. WANTED TO BE SURE. 66 ELL, sir,’”’ said the phy- sician, after examining his patient, “you have a very serious complaint, but I cure it 7 hl a hl . . , . e . 4 ’ “Ac ~ dd PHIRSTY THROCKMORTON (as the brewery team strikes a stone and the full keg unceremoniously tumbles in their midst— in two cases out of five. varsely)—** Don't move! don’t breat’e !” BABBLING Brooks (i an excited whisper)——‘‘ S'posin’ he misses it, w'at’s de watchword ?” ‘THIRSTY THROCKMORTON — ‘‘ Dat dat hevven-sent Christmas gift don’t go back inter dat waggin only over our dead boddies. I 1-i-s-t !" FREE SMOKE AWB A jour or ven im PARSON GOODMAN ( five-thirty, Saturday after- noon)-—** Vhere! 1 think that wil! fetch them.” | BO You Wann’ 4 A WW RGE) LUNCH)| AND a oS | | SCHOMER BERD |, WHAT THEY WANTED. “But, doctor,” replied the sick man, “have you lost the two out of the class I'd go in?” PaRSON GOODMAN (eight-thirty, Sunday morn- MICKEY DOooLan (an hour later) —‘‘ Dat orter ing) — ‘* Goodness me! I had no idea the laboring fetch ’em, Patsy.” population would respond so quickly to tea and to- bacco.”

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“LOVE LAUGHS AT LOCKS.” ILEN first | met sweet Mae her curls Were darker than the raven's wing ; But golden hair came in that,spring And Mae bleached hers like all the girls. Last winter’s style was Titian red And auburn. Mae led fashion's van. This summer's tint is Trilby tan ; That hue, of course, now crowns her head. But though her locks be dark or fair, Dusky as night or red as noon, Her beauty leads me by a hair. “* T love you, dear.” is still my tune, HELEN TEN BROECK, HE HAD PAID FOR THIS. HE amateur chicken farmer was balancing his accounts for the year and in the midst of his work he said to his wife, ‘My dear, how much a pound do you pay for beef ?” “For the best steak we pay eighteen cents.” “Thanks. Now.I understand why they say one egg is equal to a pound of meat.”

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— 3 AMM MMMM. Nudge IN OCTOBER. H, THE days of crisp October! When the forest hues grow sober ; When the golden-rod is blazing in its glory once again ; When the sunlight, warm and mellow, Turns the autumn apples yellow, And the asters sway sedately at the turning of the lane. Then the squirrels loudly chatter As of some important matter, And the grape-vine breathes a fragrance like an early sum- mer rose, Tis a cause for glad thanksgiving Just to feel that one is living {n the days of crisp October when the west wind blows. There's a rustling in the grasses Where an idle zephyr passes ; From the barn there comes the clamor of the swiftly-flying flail ; And from out the sturdy stubble Sounds a sweet surcease from trouble In the clear and ringing whistle of the cheery-hearted quail. Krom the bay, all salt and bracing, Come the breezes madly racing, And the river, blue as sapphire, on its way untroubled flows, And the maple-boughs are bending In a rhythm never-ending In the days of crisp October when the west wind blows. All the western heaven blushes, Red it grows and redder flushes, And the great sun sinks to slumber while we watch him out of sight. Flinging shadows on the hill-side, Drawing mist along the rill-side, On the bay and meadow brooding, comes the magic of the night. When the twilight, dim and chilling, Sets the pulses vaguely thrilling With the thought of coming winter and the shimmer of the snows, Then the frost-king’s whispered greeting Tells the heart how brief and fleeting Are the days of crisp October when the west wind blows. GUY WETMORE CARRYL, e THE LUCKY WINDFALL, How the regiment was supplied with apples, LARGE-SIZED EGGS. ¢+CQOME very big eggs are coming in now, said the grocer. “Is that so?” “Yes; some of them are as large as hail- stones.” A JOB LOT WANTED. . ss HAT does a marriage-license cost ?” said a Chicago young man to the offi- cer who issues the nuptial permits. “One dollar and a half.” “ How do you sell them by the dozen ?” THE ONLY OPPOR- TUNITY. 5 4 HEAVEN there is nei- ther marrying nor giving in marriage,” quoted Mr. Skidds reflectively. “ No, nor in the other place either,” replied Miss Flypp. “That is something we must attend to while on the earth, or else leave it forever undone.” NOTHING HALF-WAY ABOUT HIM. AGIs - he +o(ILSON seems to be a CHOLLY SAT ON THE BURRS. changed man.” CHOLLY—"‘ Heavens, guide! help me mount me hawse. I believe I've “Yes, he is. Formerly he been bitten by a wattler,” THE GUIDE (grinning)—‘*I guess th’ hoss ‘ud object ter bein’ bitten was too busy at work to take ex- by them ratterlers too. All's th’ matter is. you've ben havin’ ches’nuts sprung ercise and now he is too busy on yer. Kim over hyar an’ I'll bresh ‘em off,” THE REVENGE OF THE STRONG MAN'S ASSISTANT. taking exercise to do any work.”

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To read the papers nowadays is one of woman's fads ; And it’s a fad that really pays—she always reads the ads. — West Union Gazette. Mrs. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SyRupP for Chil- dren Teething; soothes the child, softens the cums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diar- gums, , rhea. 25 cents a bottle. he Democratic mule in Kentucky is trying rd to kick the roof off the state.—J/az/ and lhe best regulator of the digestive organs and the best appetizer known is Dr. Siegert’s Angostura Bitters. ‘Try it. Paradise is a place where women quit asking themselves ‘* What will the neighbors say ?”— Elmira Telegram. _ As a specific against dyspepsia and other troubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer and for mixing in drinks, nothing superior to BOKER’S BITTERS., rHE HEIGHT OF HIS AMBITION. KEPORTER—“* Is the presidential bee buzz- ing in your bonnet ?” PoLirictan—‘‘ No, sir; but the name of Knox isin my hat. That satisfies me.” Chafing, Itching, Dandruff, Prickly Heat, and Odors from Perspiration, Usually yield quickly to the use of Packer’s Tar Soap THE CELEBRATED SOHMER Pianos are the Best. |. Warerooms: 149-155 E. 14th St., New York. ' ( N.—The buying public will please not con” > SOHMER Piano with one of a similarly s g name of cheap grade. Our name spells— ay 5—0—-H-M-E-R. GOTHAM CORLISS, COON & CC TROY, NY ‘*You have torn open the old wounds and caused them to bleed afresh,” said the man bit- terly. The lithe, willowy form of the girl shook in silent agony. She loved this man and was afraid he would wait for her chair no longer. The female barber is not a success, except as compared with the shaving-stone.—Buffalo Express. Sure Cure. The habit of say- ing or thinking that there is no Ale or Stout desirable un- less it’s “Englesh, you know,” can be thoroughly and per- manently eradicat- ed by trying the American bever- ages brewed and bottled by C.H. EVANS & SONS. 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We solicit the most obsti- ace 1 tSe8 and challenge the world for @ 4 ey cannot cure. This disease has always titled the skill of the most eminent physi- anya $500,000 capital behind our uncondie application, “Addie Uae eT ors sent sealed on 807 Mes ress COO REMEDE OO asonic Temple, CHICAGO, Bobby—‘* Mamma, do the streets of heaven flow with milk and honey?” Jother—** So the bible says, dear.” Bobsy—‘'And is that why the angels have wings, ’cause the walking ’s so bad?” —Pittsburg Bulletin, THIN LISTLESS SLEEPLESS SALLOW SKINNED : frequently chew and smoke immense quantities of tobacco and wonder all the time why then look so bad, feel somean. Try under an absolute guar- antee of benefit and final cure, or money refunded, the taking of a single box of NO-TO-BAC regulates tobacco using, builds up nervous system, makes pure, rich blood. Many report a gain of ten pounds én ten days. Go buy abox. 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Nik ORDO a t From Maker to Wearer. | LITHIA WATER — For Atonic Dyspepsia, Diseases of Women, BICYCLES | are “yo by the Deter {i * bicyclists, = e ° people who are either we ste Malarial Poisoning, &c. affairs or were prompted of te Bec} soars Dr. Wm. T. Howard, PZaltimore, Professor of Diseases of Women and Chil- dren in the University of Maryland. popularity of the RAMBLER, and the sterling worth of its guarantee, to pay the price... . Dr. H. compares the water of Spring No. 1 with that of a very celebrated water, and adds the following: **‘AND RUN NO RISK’"’ Catalogue free at any of the 1,200 Rambler “Indeed, in a certain class of cases, it is much superior to the latter. I alludeto the abiding debility attendant upon the tardy convalescence from grave acute diseases, and Black and Russia Calf, | English Toe, Exten- | sion Edge, double sole, sewed with Irish linen cord. Price, $ 3°70 agencies, or by addressing the GORMULLY & JEFFERY MFG. Co. more especially to the Cachexia and Sequelze incident to Malarious Fevers in all their Chicago. Boston. New York. Washington grades and varieties, to certain forms of Atonic Dyspepsia and all the affections pecu- Brooklyn. Detroit. Coventry, Eng ; | liar to women that are remediable at all by mineral water. Inshort, were I called upon | : to state from what mireral waters I have seen the greatest and most unmistakable | ——S—SSSsSS—————om = amount of good accrue in the largest number ofcases in a general way, I would mee unhesitatingly say the Buffalo Springs, in Mecklenburg County, Virginia.” An observant exchange gleefully asserts that ; " bl do not bag at the knees, anyway.” Dr. O. F. Manson, of Richmond, Va., Professor of General Pathology and mut they Ties onnpehegn pert — Sab Physiology in the Medical College of Virginia. | Saturday. “T have observed marked sanative effects from the Buffalo Water in Malarial Ca- chexia, Atonic Dyspepsia, some of the peculiar affections of women, Hysteria, Anzvemia, Hypochondriasis, Cardiac Palpitations, etc. It has been especially effica- cious in Chronic Intermittent Fever, numerous cases of this character, which had obstinately withstood the usual remedies, having been restored to perfect health im a brief space of time by n sojourn at the Springs.” This Water is forsale by druggists generally, or in cases of one dozen balf-gallon bottles $5.00 f.0.b. at the Springs. Descriptive pamphlets sent to any address, THOMAS F. GOODE, Proprietor, Buffalo Lithia Springs, Va. Value, $5.00 A point in economy. 100 Styles. Send stamp for Catalogue. L. C. Bliss & Co. J. STORES: 109 Summer St., Boston; 115 and 117 | Nassau St., New York; 1347 Broadway, New | York; 291 Broadway, New York; 357 Fulton St., Brooklyn; 1305 F St., N. W., Washington; | 69 Fifth Ave., Pittsburg, Pa.; 7% Dorrance St., | Providence; 219 E. Baltimore St., Baltimore: | 119 North Main St., Brockton. Factory, Brockton, Mass. UU _— URBANA WINE COMPANY Gold =Seal Champagne For Sale by all leading Wine Dealers and Grocers. Post-Office : URBANA, N. Y. 1 Se vy y ly J Uf Ug site Wud, f by “MyM, xe SS WOOCOOOOOOO x ns , ‘ ; 5] Can prepare in an instant, a deli- | cious, wholesome beverage with : Whitman’s 3 ~=INSTANTANEOUS SUAUUUCUUUUEREROOGGUGEEEREAUUUOCUOGOOUEEEEUOGUUGREROUUEEERUEOUUU UO AEOGOOEEE = ( ¥ dvvunennnnvuncnnnnnencnnngnynyvenegcnunnnnnngggggnnonnnnncntie fe Chocolate . . , : : = * Some of the newspapers are discussing Mil- ton as a politician. By going still further back 6} prepared with boiling water or milk. 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