St. Louis Post-Dispatch
January 27, 1912

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What Railroad Officials Are Doing CARDINAL FARLEY | Does St. Louis Want Women J wrors> OMORCE B Vik} to Avoid Wrecks as Told by Them in DECLINES 10 MEET Here’s the Verdict on the Question by a I BRIDE Cf F Signed Statements to Post-Dispatch PANADA POVERNOR Jury of Prominent Men and Women HOURS COURT Safety Devices Installed, New : 7 . 4 : From Brat Methods Adopted and Better ’ a Fails to Join in the Festivities in | ) We , lela Mrs. Sophia ‘Beeld Tells : e' Wife As Guards Sought. | : a i Honor of Duke of Connaught ANS [—_ ton Judge Husband Gi ady” tli: | : a When Invited. wy oy, ® : _ Her a “Skinny Rib," 3 —T VIGILANCE IS NECESSARY \\ roe — QUA oC ad — eS ——— _ -TaON FOR 8 Po QUESTION OF ETIQUETTE es >. TRS * };WAS “ONLY THE Gg = —— Committee of Employes and Of- \F . 2) see ne 1 wick a) /lt Sar in | ———— Ba Parker to P ficials Organized to Protect | ae oS Prince of England Grand Master mAs il Wega: | fe! ia - . Husband Says She Wa i Against Rel the Travelers. \ rf ae ee of Masons, but No Masonic A1/ID Ae} on | ANO AS oe im» Serve Lunch After Card Gam [Sentenced lee: —_— Delegation Visited Him. | of, See = = \A\ ‘\ie and Tells of Wooing i —_— . ’ . ’ 142 oe Riis. : ~ .: : iy pnhie, Who were married tn ¢ of why Mor human life have eoncanesier the ae oe. | es | e al of Canada, a _ Prince et eae y/\ * / 7 : \\ 47 W ‘ 1910, after a five-hour shis ag the pardon managers of the various systems Rie igh . ie, Ss reigning house, left New York last nigh Le fi Nig wt Vince oF | vided into tw may servant, # 6 : Teed t $s Rie ee, se Without having met Cardinal Farley, f x Hi rae DAL , 4 ]OUGE a ea atence for alleg centering in St. Louis to extraor- Ge | Nea one of the 18 new princes of the Catho- po — fii Hi GAM LE Ve Ze ) LLM weeks, aired thelr trouDla@ummmpouse, has been dinary efforts to reduce the num- | - : | J.W lic church. The Cardinal was invited i e day, in Judge Wurdeman's ¢ . are considered | eid } " Sl ee fe ‘AY a : _ aes ae ope to two of ‘the festivities given in the : A t : BY 4 /JyK E Clayton, where Mrs. B anc ives to constitute ber of accidents to a minimum. : alee an | Duke’s honor on his first day’s visit, , i : mages: y Ins v a7 si bef Brandt's all . | i | eae a \ ii i The highest officiais of the dif- Pig ee aN CSAs but declined the invitation, A third] | TE Abc cs . Ht ann (rack Into, various so-called [Cardinal Furiy's preeeine showld ‘ot Lo o. ier ea | ike Seca ane ave unnoticed. By educating |'comotive engincers, firemen, conduc-| |» these blocks until it is clear of alljapproval of an English temporal prince a — ee eee ae would be all right.” ee oe » gpa emo d public into co-operation seem Se apace iceae debe gaeinc nT) ened: etal: Sabai ‘| MISS CAROLINE THUMMEL big 1 on a a He said Mrs. Bender was living on Daanaaiaell of carelessness on {Similar committees will also be forme $i s displayed show ¢ The Irish blood of the Cardinal had : Bagel : Boo pa ee , California avenue when he met & a inaeer with suggestions for/4t each terminal. sree terwap heer voip pr cog or something, at least, to do with the per- ss | i ee % : 53 They talked about an hour the first a sau it. improvements, it is expected the system} At each shop there will also be a com-| ceeds, If the signal indicates there is|Ssonal element that entered into the Sylvia Pankhurst’s Visit Has oe ie = Ries. 3 R they met, he said, and after @ fy... not an edt will reach a high degree of efficiency. |mittee, and at each roundhouse, com- a train there he is prohibited from pro-|matter. The Duke of Connaught was - —— ee ss 3 hours’ conversation a few days nce educated hin Human Vigilance shai ‘al ont + Ae ngs a and “ese ceeding any further until he receives ninegvotie ~ sag ses pet 9 eagome Caused an Interesting Discus- es ie sis if % they decided to be married. typewriter and The two most recent important rall-jferent classes of workmen a OS€linformation that the block is clear./@8 belonging to a family that was we ‘ : ) ee SR May Return to Him, jen of Danneg road accidents near St. Louis happened | places. It will be the duty of all mem- These blocks are sufficiently long to disposed neither to Ireland or to the sion of the Subject. ae. , — oe: ee ee Judge Wurdeman refused to er began aa at places well-protected by automatic} bers of these various committees to im- prevent the possibility of any accident, Catholic Church, and as an individual it ca | bn . Iv ss > Se oe ee ee divorce and called the couple to tten througho! road man said, that machinery must be/ the importance of preventing accidents there is slight possibility that an en- find it more pleasant In every way if he ADIES of the jury, now, a P/ . / ss a PORTRAIT. ed. A reporter asked Mra. E Jer chiff, “mv bea supplemented by unceasing human vigi-/or injury to the lives or persons of pas-| gineer will ever disregard them unless d‘d not meet a member of this family. I've done the best I can. : a she was leaving the courtroom, Hention to him. * lance. While it is not hoped that men/|sengers or employes. he is asleep, and even in that case, his The — ei the sn wets ang My client, as you plainly see, JUDGE C.A. HOLTC AMP MRS. ARTHUR H. BOSTWICK . would return to her husband, id mat me once,” the will always perform their nc ga geil They will try to bring home to each]|fireman is almost certain to stop the A pre nen nae ge canines mbt gin He is a handsome man. *. “T may,” she replied, “but. Pima PmMake for me th fectly, the committees of safety ae peg man just how his own family and rel-] train. Ce “A al’ ee ss Whe y Ki ? ; we won't get along.” Ge aimire you so mu tended to get the duties done w ®latives would suffer should he be de-| The Missouri Pacific-Iron Mountain|¢®™U2@!5 @e + Hom ™ _ A ND now my second argument, the letter says

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least possible imperfection. prived of his life, ana they be robbed of | has recently 1 j yeorge visited Dublin soon after his O, mercy, where’s my fan? | , . , § . y installed over a thousand Sey | ° p kh W th son of a Cathol . ’ 3 , J. T. Harahan, former president of the the livelihood obtained through the re-,miles of block signals, and will soon corsaetion, agg aaene Somme OC Ere I'd have you note the plaintiff V ia an urst ants e Wally noble, thoug Tiinois Central and a director of the]. + aie Ts in nn thal mut in enous more ts co about 2376 | 24 formally visited him. He was not there ) That Tt ness” ; * Rock Island; F. O. Melcher, second vice- | _ Tyla : sue v iloa of track | tended by his suite, and when the King} - qs not a handsome man nee addins o ae Shacks ont: ee. entire system, and they number 40,000,] miles of its entire 7300 miles of track. returned the visit he went not to the ; W omen to Act on Jury Cases of the Stoma last two pas from the highest official to the humblest] Ti is block system is being installed on into a declara Cardinal's residence, but to his church. , : eee er eet @ tuck tained employe, will be reminded that safety] the main lines and branches which have There was a diplomatic distinction 'a * ladies . the jury, ; BY MISS SYLVIA PANKHUBST. = his siznatuse ee oe for passengers and employes is the para-| the most travel. eee ie BO. SEUAS, YOU. FOR 5. COM, SLIEVE that women would make better jurors th ems Bee FO" God's: sake attorney, were killed in a rear-end col- P & iekainiiiceian P na this, but it was still a recognition of To give my client justice, for BEL F R vous ee r jurors than men, due Caused by Formation { 7 soV io sf trv : rs of j it} : ‘sire that i ye 4a, our husband -o et eee meen as ak in sort of business to the pawn brokers. weg iia end ie Ges Cheon ot ae ee 2 neo ng cu aliti ay pean oa 7 : en by ‘ats . -_ Gases, From = a ee | Guy L. Stewart, agricultur an . rignt despite technicalities. elheve the juries should be com- Food Stopped With af Pleads for For; dustrial agent of the Cotton Belt, was Instructions Read Heme a — er sree stand. capa posed of an equal number of men and women, so as to balance the Dvs sia Tablet. | 79a man went away in ee Ge wanes geath of 4 % - pienen,cgcadiness the Heights company, he]1f You Are Troubled With Rheuma- HALL St. Louts have women sentiment natural to their oem. I think a jury composed of women yspep age =: ma Louis, Jan. 16. to Jury In Lewis said he would not have approved loans cere waa weet Wise ME a Re glo S jurors? alone would be best to decide a charge of murder, especially one of Trial Package Free. he re Mie 7 l4 Collisions are classed as “preventable” ae stock of those or any other com- | carry it. aati P laste epee i infanticide murder, against a woman than a jury composed of men. When you feel os a Te the cual : . ies AR ‘ - = = : at tn das oe eaienahicn! ap- Lib | S if T d oe tie deposition of O. K. Bovara,] F, W. PETERS GIVES Wostérn states, notably California beeen 12 women agree on anything? ‘* That wives exploded notion ena i cae ae tightly hs nd : him his real nar pliances. To prevent them and innum- ] e Ul O au managing editor of the Post-Dispatch, and Washington, where women have originally started by men. Women would make just as good lawyers break out in a cold and Gaur . : erable other accidents, especially those who was city editor in 195, parts of TO MANY CHARITIES served on juries with intelligence and judges as men.’’ perspiration and there is a amp the night not due to any fault of material or Continued From Page One which were read to the jury, he stated and distinction, has brought forth your throat and you are : ) m gs ta his | equipment is the purpose of the com- that the motive in publishing the article German Institutions Remem- much discussion on this point, af ue : | a nauseated—all you need is &| pee ss wricbe mittes of safety. Following are the|company and $23,000 on the stock of the| was ‘‘to render a public service by mak- 7 HERE is no doubt in Miss hurst is a charming woman, but I can't, but what of the average housewife and Dyspepsia Tablet to clear a B says he procur

statements of the Frisco and Missouri] Heights company because such loans|ing public the facts about the official bered in Will of a St. Pankhurst's very capable | *8ree with her eee eangeenigpe : wreckage of undigested fe 4 | , —— a key, Pacific general managers: were against the law. investigation of Lewis’ bank.” He ex- mind that women are qual- Miss Hattie Gooding: GAIN, is it quite in accord with our the stomach and intestines D pls was left for BY W. C. NIXON, Vice-President Asked if he had not approved of the] plained that the bank was a financial in- Louis Shoeman. ified for jury serv ice. In fact, she| I don’t think women should take men’s ideas of propriety that women be] gtore you to your normal aS - Frisco System. surrender of a note for $146,375 to Lew-| stitution, in which the officers and The will of Frederick Willi Pp believes they would make better| places in the Government. Not because _locked in a room with strange] And this can all be ac apa ah the facts, The railroads are constantly installing} ’*, in spite of the objections of Secre-|stockholders, numbering several thou- ters, one of the founders of ee Pb. jurors than men. women are unable to perform the duties|en? The jury is always locked up. In| within a few moments, Bo us from our in safety devices and adopting safety meth-|t4Ty of State Swanger, he said: mand ‘persons, had thvested lenge sums ters Shoe Co., who died Jan 23 lise In the opinion of the famous suf-| of men in these places, but because it | Criminal cases juries are sometimes kept ' | fo by Brandt tn ods, and doing so in a manner which has} “I think he did object. but that didjof money, reaching, possibly, over filed ond i in the Prob oops fragette women would disregard|is an unnatural and an abnormal place together for days. Would the enforced te . : mon. Mr. and M) not attracted attention; this partially not keep us fromit. We were willing to} $1,000,000, and official investigation, re- The vec ae $2000 1 “ ase Court. foolish technicalities and rely more|for a woman. A woman has such a close association with strange men be . i ha Sinner party wit because @ great many of the arrange- do what he wanted us to do as long as]sulting in serious charges touching the din G > Pr t al equeathed to on their intuitive instinct for right large share of work to perform she pleasant to our wives and mothers? Is - the Schiff fam ments are small in themselves. he was right. I refused to allow thelintegrity of the bank and the safety of Ho e ce oe St ons mm gonna and justice. should not look for more. not home too sacred an institution to be eeerned about One of the largest devices for safety is note for $146,000 to remain among the]these investments, had been made by ak aeahe sn ; a es rock road 1 Mice Paukhuiret’s fact oe [ss CAROLINE THUMMEL, law- disturbed by such an innovation—one , yy ne that he could ¢f equipping their heaviest traffic lMnes|@nk’s assets because it was not anj/representatives of the Federal and of Seminary, St iat ee gg “Seca gg th t ogee pos pei Mi ‘wer: I agree with Miss Pank-| hich is quite unnecessary? While I ' Phim money, ent with automatic electric block signals. —." the State Government. “The news we dine St : Cha = Se a Emmaus dtc Ae , Poa ie i = sis a jury composed ot us belleve women are competent to make B. f two hours befor The Frisco has 700 miles of these signals so oe — ww fe thelprinted.” he said, “was the news of Home, tuiiiitie. the: ao ocd ould ‘te the ideat one oe equal number of men and women would | 8°04 Jurors, I should be opposed to | ———— on the side | in operation, covering its heaviest terri- a, itt] ad 4 -z oN ne een. Samaritan Hospital "aia ie er eicordianes with this suggestion |be the most just jury. I think a jury their being subjected to that duty. | ‘ — by the ser tory. In addition to this, they have 9 * ecto ee Suomrel by Hie N “se Other Consideration Louis, and the Evangelical _ inlay a jury of St. Lows men and women composed of men alone in trying a As Intelligent as Men. oe by al miles of manual block. i ee oe ele one and ” pe pean but the duty of | ess Home and Hospital, St. Louis has been asked to giwe opinions on|woman is liable to lean to the side of] George H. Shields, Circuit Court | —— ose 6 Shes is in equipping of the plaintiffs in the suit, hawiner Sees ta aan ee prSab ore ay in- The sum of $5000 is bequeathed to| this question. Here are their eyx-|gallantry. I think the placing of an| Judge: Women are as intelligent as ee cieiaher amc voted for a resolution authorizing Lewis said. He stated that the aaa see a... Synod of] pressions: ee en ee es <i a —— ave testimony as heavier rails, large quantities of tic to bring it. He had also, he said, voted |inspectors was in type several days be- America, to be distributed Believes in Old Time Women. : ' ey are more sympathetic, and could find Joo: ‘ equally eerie ry existing between sex. whet} hew w ake plates constantly strengthening and ex- for a resolution denouncing Swangerlfore it was printed. Publication was q y among the Proseminary at Vin ARTHUR H. BOSTWICK: & lether they would make good jurors is worth sort Went through th his shoes downsts Ms GcRiiee Maen ane te on wock and for a resolution defying and criti- | goferred waiting for information Pine ort Ill., home missions, foreign I believe in the old-fashioned Question of Psychology. —, know. In states where they have yy ag RP also a bowline to be considered the item of safety is ns the Postmaster-General. Washington of the issuance of a cita- m “ a the extension fund board woman. A woman should be a HUGO GRIMM, Circuit Court : rved they have been satisfactory. I Uy - Moped tata dl considered in deciding any improvement we were ram nor displeased vtggona Swan-ftion. Public ation was hastened by the the fund for widows and orphans clinging vine, not a@ suffragette. | J Judge: Whether women are fit for wneud like to try a case here with , Pin Me Schift's work, and if all work that ts suggested ger,” he said. cae did not wee what we investigation begun by Secretary of . ev and teachers. think the men are capable of perform- _ on the jury, just to see how it _- - y 7 7 Mf came home mi to the management carnot be done, the ee sn? tiga State Swanger. Phemcticmmmenty oe 2 bequeathed ing the duties of jurors without the as- chology. The average woman is as in- — Work. a rs. Schiff, ana ¢ item of safety governs that which shall The board arranged, he said, so that The report had been obtained drome ta. to two sisters, Katharine W aldecker sistance of the women. Miss Pank- atthenmiel an the average man. Her mor- William M. Kinsey, Circuit Court That Knotty Feeling of er neat a bese have preference. persia pieced eS checks. spector Sullivan by Curtis A. Betts -« and Henrietta sce and $500 each al pet tg superior. But what of her — The ladies, bléss them, are all ed by 8 ee ' ' all . “We wante 0 e every recau- ra) S- wi r } s, ‘ qQaweaees En aaedatteeboeny pi -sanabnntanacnasanoniseaneansaraeeet a NISSS pit anit bes trigh uy : . q OllOow es hghunenteandne eaten. lon,” he sald. “Lewis wanted that|gead: ern Pr Sullivan is now! Fricke, whose relationship ts, not temperament? Has she man’s fonts Of | make good jurors. ‘They might iet their | Thousands of pew MAMET threw iid han the physical ES oe ete done.” : stated. The remainder of the estate 1 Get anapancacstebts cannot be lMghtly an- sentimemal nature influence them. so well how sure : mt, d Mr. Se & Received No Salary. Stuart’s Dyspepsia intended to pu { ters’ children, I , , tion of the safety question is kept up by! after the fraud order was ieeued they |SUN GIVES MANCHUS | w. “Peters, ‘Meta Peters, oatty | ‘ swered. HANLES W. MOLECAe, Pro. | ll stomach ills that § they MI es i an organising satety committees, composed |tnought it best to go out of business Go i Be fi | Effects , f men frequently allow sym- (LES : TCA . Pie e 10me Eerith « A. : etsch, Ida Panlay and Emma { Juries 0 n y pA ee without a packag owith a dangero ang seem eames of the whole/ re had never received a salary as TILL JAN. 29 TO QUIT Pome The or eypgt A and Albert Ss ne Ica pathy to control their judgment. As a je pi na wou iis office, and A #. re dangerous ; @. ese committees meet at stated | airector and Lewis had never be oetsch, a son-in-law, are named ex- rule I should say women jurors would ood jurors an poor jurors he stomach is @ I With the periods, and during the interim between on paid ecutors. Peters resided at 1215 Madi- that t . , the man, 01 : . 7 among women as among men. Tt Tablet & * sirector and Lewis had never been paid , 3 ) Al { G not be more susceptible than men. In ‘ere they take a Stuart Wanted money pecan and sur he tern bea Attack on Chinese Capital by}sm amet ways Buy he Genuine cases where a male litigant opposed aj“ Women of even temper and disposi- | mea Sa 8. and pro Dia came a director the bank had $1,000,000 “eae meal for a few days L. p. and promis other employes as to matters that can more than its Habilities to stockhola- Army of 100.000 Threatened female adversary he would have a bet- 10 would make good jurors. They ive organs get rested i Rte. mship passage be remedied in order to promote safety.jerg he said. He admitted thet Lewis . ' . ter chance with a jury composed equally |“°U'4 not allow sentiment to influence This is a splendid * y ° ! :. . aie al if rand? wo a Speier ag i gett paid his notes held by the bank with Unless They Abdicate. | e of men and women or of women alone, ae 4ny more than men would. I and always results in ee: ul Watters, ©f i bank stock which he nad obtain . 7 elma smy especially if the woman litigant was & jury composed entirely of one tite is impre ." 2 oe gpllge a aw meen ed from} SAN FRANCISCO, Jan. 27.—Presi- . sex would be best. The appe . »Dectors sumu: 8 jury service is a question of psy-

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r dest and tactful. lished more, your oS | dent Sun Yat 8 Try Sl Li f aimee 35” “hs ’ ig relis , mt « ’ permanently corrected, 74 temperari! . ee at sen of the provisional ry oan’s Liniment for your ; i Charles W. G : ‘ 1 lay Mr. § ee enn on es, W. F. Carter, vice-president of the|Chinese Republic, has issued an ultl- heumatism—don’t rub—}j hat ‘In criminal proceedings against wom- | (. iraves, Circuit Court | refreshing, and yout , ih -Mis. @emeall , Mercantile Trust Co. and a director of |matum declari c J y 2 a since thei time. eclaring the Manchu throne him that if the People’s Bank, testified that Swan- a BY J. W. HIGGINS, General Manager . must be abdicated by 8 o'clock on ; 1. | ents, every woman should get - Coated 1@ eee Cltice 1 Missourt-Pacific-Irom Moun- Ser told him he feared a fraud order|the morning of Jan. 29, the date set |{m te Sore spot, quickens the blood, fers too frequently because of man’s uld get a hus-| Belching, Gas, Cost ° ta band and home. that he War den cies Meceeen. would be issued unless the bank got]for the ending of the armistice he- limbers up the muscles and chivalry. Woman, on the other hand, tinal Indigestion and @ ) ae * UP two da rid of the two big | ew . ee ; aa P ers and Palit ‘ ys i The rativeads of today have hundreds ~ lon nig to nting tween the Government and the Re- joints and stops the pain, _ is not generally considered charitable Piles esr hs one oe n | weed Mr. Gans, ef safety appliances, cautions and de- sei ~ soot andiaea » reported to the |publicans, or an attack will be made « to her own sex. Tcw hho. in 6 to 14 Days. app ' se ows — ' Dra. Mabon a vices which were not thought of 20 or : note represented/on the capital. This information “As a whole, I feel that women Oimtment. felts to" cure fiching. blind. bleed an Co freel — thal them and a d even 10 years back. For instance. the mag properly vouched and it was|/reached here today in a cablegram would make as good and satisfactory | '®” °§ protruding piles in@ tr la dove. we]. Use them freely ; - ‘ , on Carter’ —_—— Missouri! Pacific-Iron Mountain has now A ate ay uwention that this wasito the Chinese Dally Free Press : m the Pini su | charged off as expense, as it was not nufactured by a a ap ens Chey Bank by no means — ie ‘last De Foulke, t in process ef organization a Safety Com- An army of 100,000 men is headed LINIMENT ma be compelled to serve? That is the se- nk Rebbed of 81990. © 8 Of the evening | (*] . . , en the State would fare better with Sst : think a woman's place is at} make you friends ir iton lightly. It goes straight to women jurors. The State now suf- 6. ‘nstead of trying to usurp men's For indigestion,

properly an asset. t ra Peki VANCOUVER, B. J cine.” They have mittee, the sole duty of which will be t we exing, according to the rious practical question. C., Jan. 2.—Two | Madon prevent accidents and protect nd ag Lewis, the witness said, did not apply|cablegram, which further declares unmasked men, armed with revolvers,|¢Ver on the nen — Trying to Prevent PWvil. any of the funds to his own use and so/that within 30 days : entered the Hill Crest branch of fits they bring you } gers and employes from injury or death. far as Carter knew, Lewis reecived no tionary troops ane Te to ell oo ane for lame muscles. “Shall the mother be taken m her jh mele oyal Bank of Canada, drov | mene comantttes bas wast is known as alsalary. The bank, he said, could have against that city. The Im eeraeee children? Are we not doing all in our|Steaves and one of his iets pr “Central Committee,” which has Seneral| paid depositors five times over. He] era} Tun Kee Sul 8 : Pere ee ee dat ¢ k nc eharge of the . Sul, has me. btained »cked the oth ‘ Bt, travelers hae _aorataang of the lives of | would not, he said, have made loans | Manchu cause. says ithe cme wily that | would Sold by all leading of children, and shall we now by legal! | scious and escaped aan oe . oyes ove , ." ’ not do without . ; Re y r the enttre that were made on Fiber Stopper stock | with his army of 10,000 men and nae Geatme, Pree e., Be. @ 91.00 Druggists aa elineeatiukeae cme, ee ee pene , de cos aed nor loans made on jewelry joined the revolutionarg ar . at her children, if only for a few days? ; them before nurTe | P vente tines ty, He would have relegated that |shao Kan. One Size Only, 50; 0 Bottle | “Pernane the clubwoman and the} Have all-steet equipment on through call, Mich, and st co ve the time trair« | » ee et

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- Tomorrow’s Sunday Post-Dispatch January 28th, 1912. Great Medical Triwnph— Maj. Deane C. Howard of the l.-S. Army Medical Corps, Jef- ferson Barracks, tells of the experiments in inoculating for typhoid fever in the recent Texas mobilization, and Pres- ident Taft and Secretary of War Stimson testify to the value of the discovery. Leap-Year Club— Thirty prosperous bachelors organize to advertise for wives and get out a circular telling about their financial condition and personal attrac- tions, Remarkable Reno— Intimate view of picturesque life in America’s haven of di- vorce seekers. Just how “the colony” lives while waiting for decrees to be granted, Woman on the Tariff— An arraignment of Protection by Ida M. Tarbell, who de- nounces President Taft's ve- toes and describes the “sys- tem” of Senator Aldrich, Bricklaying Parson— Clergyman who has finished building a third church with his own hands, tells of his hopes and methods, Greatest. Artist— Some of the famous pictures which made the reputation of James Montgomery Flagg. Picture Section— News of the world shown in photos. The Funny Side— “Spareribs and Gravy,” McManus; “Mr. Al Most,’ Gene Carr: “Gabe,” ’ rueh: “Grimes’ Goat,’ by Steinigans;: “Stepbrothers, ' by Gene Carr; “Dad in Kid- land.” ‘by Carey, and “The Newlyweds.” Fiction Section — “Havoc,” by E. Phillips Op- penheim, and “The Adventure of Devil's Foot,” a remin- iscence of Sherlock Holmes, by Sir A. Conan Doyle, Tomorrow’s

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4 | ST. LOUIS POST-DISPATCH. SATURDAY EVENING, JANUARY 27, 1912. ’ PUBLICATIONS pe PUBLICATION» PUBLICATIONS CATIONS ; | FAIR OPERATORS |IEFFERSONLINE — j TO RCE OPERA | FRANCHISE NEAR DEVOTEES TO BUY) END, IS BELICt Sunday Noon 25. Telephone|City Counselor Walther Holds * Feb. 6 the Date and City Can- | —> ‘ a Girls to Call Up Forgetful ’ 08 o Abraham Lincoln said: ‘‘The people of these alcohol is in its a. Since men Subscribers. not Operate It. United States are the rightful masters of both | Y buse. In proper, moderate amounts, it ig | : : - With big congresses and courts. ’ ‘ one of the greatest aids to health inowa 9 B And many wenty-five telephone onerators City Counsellor L. E. Walther told a Bet ween Twenty p p mankind. , any Post-Dispatch ter Saturday that * . ‘ 4 ‘ will begin a canvass at noon Sunday os spat¢ reporter a FVERYBODY’S MAGAZINE announces a series of articles which | ¢ a mace Laat of 10,000 St. Louisans whom the]city officials are considering whether : , , ° Grand Opera Committee believe|the franchise of the Jefferson avenue will be promptly denounced by many as muck-raking of the No other agent known to science is so valy Poa "an should know that there remain for]|line of the United Railways expires Feb. each of the four performances be-]|6, or whether it is held over under the ““muckiest”’ description. in promoting good digestion and consequent wie e And awf ginning with Mary Garden in Thais {50-year Central Traction franchise grant health as pure alcohol. 3 ee a * And one da Friday night, Feb. 2, 300 good par-]| expiring in 1548. : , The subject is BIG BUSINESS AND THE BENCH. The characters are ia Found M quet seats. “There is a serious question as to ‘ - a ? : 3 ; whethér the franchise expires Feb. 6,’ judges—north, south, east, and west—those whose official records It 18 only In large amounts, combined with . ol " gee re ° e se ea ee . roi a I acid and fusel oil, that it is injurious. os

a hia FI et pe TAR een 4 oe Oe = idk ore tie were ; sf rl tie ~ tee ae eo een — ee ee ee eT . . - See vaso fos tee > rece €or Sear meee ieodiice ys rad heen MS an aha orm or a ; a]. nas Oe ove rate C d quick service, and PETALUMA, Cal, J er ee ee eervice: an familiar with the history of judicial proceeding Zanetti, a ranch hand, admitted today | steel trains to Terre Haute, Indianapo- He said a pl oroner’s jury that he shot and | lis, Pittsburg, Philadelphia, Baltimore. ; 0 spletapedeseeetin ae ws a. © poling so ssanitenirtael au New York. fo regard them with any superstitious reverence. ee eee eee ae = —_ To ‘Texas Judges are but men, and in al! ages have shown a : Se And tempte toni, a Swiss. He said the shocting That Brig! was accidental a Pas . full share of human frailty.**** The worst crimes Lettie Bros. & Co—The Credit Howse, | een ti ucisch S407 Ttaske of history have been perpetrated under their He took he Established 1858. We have sold Diamonds. |})) whara Koch ........0..00000083 S314 S. 9th Pursued tl To Mormon Watches, Jewelry at rock-bottom prices ever : since. Second floor, 308 N. 6th st. Sess Gonnes 2200 ‘aie sanction. ’ Sisie ahnes 2 ’ : . Some hare} - IS CO Uo ks os poly 0 os « 86 Oley Shaw | Indiana Editors Indorse Taft. aes tenate Passanante . N. Oth | So Lassiter ' INDIANAPOLIS, Ind., Jan. 27.—The ult 'N SEG ee ee PNMOB[ GH UIBITILAL @adear) Louise “ida 1822 Bacon The Morr Indiana Republican Editorial Assogja- eg ag Saas é ) 9 | Ta ¢ ‘ f ee 20 estminste tlon endorsed President Watt and” his; jester, asia y e626 Flora : 0: aaa sdministration and pledged the support] samuel Frishman 1425 Franklin ; ~ Annie Apple 7 Franklin 4 Whichever blican press. of the Republican pre Barnet Park 18334 Oo’ Fallon re nes etapa me a Minnie Snitger S28 Cart : anit : Personal. August Warns. : dees nas oo 2100 odo 2 A ths wo ON Pe es | eee 2160 Farrar And one | Letters produced by DEEMS are per- Vj N () — : 2. rs eae eis be 0s 66 6 St. Louis, .Mo ‘ d S th P ifi shib | } fect. Likewise lists, addressing and dis- © sew Clark (Hillespie, - Ill la ew r eans all 00 eri ac C 0 T | a a af And a er tributing. DEEMS, the Letter Man, 3d/ Max Ratz Mo wveeeeesee esse nec 222 Victor Lizzi Schordje U.9 Lafayette and Olive. Eustachius Rokicki 2 S. 18th (SUNSG? ROUTE) 3 “Riders of » Francisca Kuszlak $12 S. 18th 3 Spokane Hotel Burns. ee | ee. | 25440 Franklin ha | Grey. (Harp SPOKANE, Wash.. Jan. 27.—Fire | Lucy Smith..........6.-.2..5.-.- 1826 Morgan e s¢ | John Quinn re Fett crate rns [oe an The SUNSET LIMITED: & 0» Francis Hotel here drove the guests to Edward M. Gold 7 N. Broadway - 4 a a the street in the‘'r nignt clothes. The | Mrs. Elizabeth Ege Na =o | E = Train De L a °° sium . Frank Weldeman...1138A S. King's highway a i damage is estimated at $35,000. conk e ee 4410 Gibson xtra=are rain e Luxe A ' Be Albert J. Nelson 3726 Forest Park bl . roe : ag 2 C | Dining-Car Service Best in the World © @ «ation in hig ges eS ae ee es ees 108 Sarah greatest resu! aaa a ide Bessie . Stephen Pavton . Til ea FACTORY GIRL Be sia Blcitnaten, | 3 AUTOMATIC BLOCK SIGNALS > He essimitate, th ae | : OIL-BURNING LOCOMOTIVES BEE ih cusnout Mrs. Marv M. Farner Decatul throughout W William Adolf Cilek wie S. Po : Mamie R. Svantner S28 S. 12th ee ‘ : | P NO SMOKE NO CINDERS NO DUST oe * he ey TE GR EER eo

William O. Bryan 2025 Penrose Maggie McGary........... East St. Louis, II! 2 gan bishop Ir As ihitloviite 5 THE LAST WORD IN EQUIPMENT. EVERY CONVENT represents @ : +e conventional ; fast St. L ia Too Sick to Work—Doctor | James #. Brown East St. Louis : a central forest 10 days stopover at New Orleans on all tickets. ve case and the | perament. In Advised Operation. Re-| .044 Gora weading Rings, #3 to $25. YOU HAVE BEEN TOLD often enough how you lost your money For details as to service, rates and illustrated literature, apy here’s Sane stored to Health by Lydia JACCARD’S, Broadway, cor. Locust. : : "a é : it | ORO E. Pinkham’s Compound. entine after you had lost it. You have had plenty of help in locking ) A. J. DUTCHER, General Agent, p ay ot f ipply the rea Teaevery one w ho is suf-|F. and M. Depenbrock, 1106 Lynch; boy. THE thor keeps his ~ - es 8 3 Bs , a State of conti Deans Will get the |B ana a1. Mtenibach 406i Merce By Right now, the typewriters of the promoters are grinding away at : = . trolled anguish Compound. My pains, } J. M. Bhinzinger, 3304 Lemp: boy. nerv > : yf, and M. von Schradel, 4229 M ‘land: ° = lervousness and back-| “;,* aryland; the “development” of ore bodies and the “discovery” of new reserves in THROUGH SLEEPING CARS VIA i@ ‘tragic situatio a has no joy at | y ache are gone and I[{V. and E. Goessling. 4016 Flora; boy. have ai . and E. Brink, 3516 Illinois; boy. pe eae ia ee econ ra k elt mal Osage; "boy. | the pockets of the suckers. Hard by, printing-presses hum at the work S : Pre | ter. This ma anks to your medicine, f t : W. an ; = ards + Scanian: boy. 7 . Ou ern al wa : F ‘ut when did working ils eee a Bed _is the A and Mi. Simm’ dist Garhelt boi: of making stock certificates ready for sale. Ready to do the promoters’ Pom (? Leonarto who suffer should write to you for oO biddi d th a: Cf ‘eynolds, for BURIAL PERMITS, ing, stand the professional press agents and the un rofessio | imitated ee siiaaerat ST. LOUIS TO ASHEVILLE—ST. LOUIS TO ATLANTA 5.99 0.0% TEN: advice.’’ — MISS TILLIE 50. 31 4¢e s1e > e ate } 5 } : ‘ : 3 y ¥ oNghkeepsie, | Pete Obrick, BW. SID N. tath emorthar members of the profession of mining engineering. ; mM tae Yebedaca a ZT most cosaniil

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“= a, = cage tena and “a ey it Png Taylor, 48, 719 N. Jefferson: pbron- y years as has Lydia E, é Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. Y eer xs 28, Williamson, Ill; gas- If you want special advic -y Mahnken, 56. 1601 N. 19th: xa , » : nee ) y I ce write Margaret Kealty. 75. 8524 Papin; Fr he Watch out! You d better know the truth about the camp and its Ee —— - ——— é that As Bey MARYLAND TE re has eight time to Lydia FE. Pinkham Medicine Co. | Henrietta Hoegemeyer, 72, 2249 Sullivan: (confidential) Lynn, Mass. Your! ..°2™!"e" } : . ; ® . Carietina Schaelich, 69. 2086A Ruasell: . promotion e ore e rm rw letter, will be opened, read and gg ee ees —_ re done, instead of afterward, iF We al 3 The tone of hi answered by a woman and held in| > case men a Neart ate. ; oon'r YOUR MONEY :* ane vente $1 000 000 | ity comparatt Vineenza Passanante, 25. 1419 N. 8th: acc} at sona a ] ,"ere 8 WwW hy: it we mean. at tiie eli ‘ ‘om - ises 100 acres, aoe sates sean ' oblem strict confidence. : dent. : pag he hy mie. "te Sue’, Park: monte. Get the February number of EVERYBODY’S MAGAZINE. we ma ‘ye, you can't eat with the teeth ton University: Campua * Advice to the Aged, |..""" at brite with your natural ones your money isf| lark View, Washington) | Passionate ma +4 wv. H i aes teen Gamble ; nephritis. refunded. We give you a written con- tii Ap Forest Park. Be ; The book's fr brings infirmities, such as 1 Anna Kielty, 40. 2800 Franklin: carcinoma. ) fetrer? “'St effect, Could snything be® “lt so, 60, 76, 90, 108) 5 r «Letter to gocte kidne — wide and 190 to 220 4 ; 7 You Will Stand in the “King Row Th Rid C ° h Ni Yi oe, and 80 feet wide, with 98 q ms Maud Bi QW ee. ee ee park between , j en 4 [hay “a Co. “credit. Open evenings “ ria e . ay omp any 3 Publis ers, ew ork ‘! SRM, ay alks. Best impr ; ; As om : Se nS . - Sf ee be re . Streets, et 0 308 N. 6th st.. near Olive ii HN al ee and 60 foot, building Writer has gi ear . “he ( e rs. ee Loetration Upheld. Ae RPO * a “ Mt e. poet MANILA Jan. 27. —The Democratic 1 4 i) ’ \ ers. lotsa contain “Shoo BP 3 vi rtions call primaries today resulted in an over- ' more then eames ‘a oe of 9, | Wuelmins victory for the faction a Best Set of Teeth ee three blocks to rom 25 of Ss $+ ling the Philippine administration. Gold Crown 1 ‘cost of material)... . $3. og eB pores B a OUT prison | ee Ueld Fill — Per tooth 8c on All parts ° in any L, E “4 encourage eeth Eine Se eR Fee b inconvenience in Pennsyi acted (new method) 25e Bi THE DAVIS REA 7 yivausa ines antecd shed it 18 years. All werk guar- co., Owners ne . ; Out of city inves bs y © . 2 eas. Operate five daily trains to New York ‘ - and lands passengers in the heart of ) ATIONAL DENTAL PARLORS snose who tty Sam 5 pe moves into | w York City, one ty, , block from Broad- - ; Seen ae Street in solving domestic 4 _ “S@ agreed to | ; ee: wn “4 te po Sundays all day. Bliems as they come, & em ‘brane rn ece*s#ary,

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ws and many a light of life went out 4 Between two ficeting suns. Since Lassiter, a Mormon Jinx, Rode up and down the sage, Grim and mysterious as the Sphinx, And awfu) in his rage. And one day riding down the plain, Found Mormon elders two Telling the gentle lady Jane What she would have to do. Telling the Mormon maiden Jane That she would marry Tutt, And follow him plain To his one-story hut. Giving him whatsoe’er she had In cattle, horses, lands, And all things bountiful her dad Had trusted to her hands. then it was that Lassiter, - Still bent upon his search her To fight the Mormon church. He shot by day, and shot by night, And shot by many a trail, The Mormons would prevail. And down the river Green, And blood made red the very sand Tirat intervened between. He killed a bishop at his prayers, And an elder in his bath, And left dead Mormons everywheres Along his bloody path. He said a proselyter came To Texas in his youth, And tempted his sister to acclaim That Brigham preached the truth. He took her away, for all her kin Pursued them in a rage, To Mormon land, and put her in Some harem in the sage. So Lassiter went up and down The Mormon-ridden West, shooting a prophet or a town, Whichever pleased him best. A thrilling narrative in this, And one, despite its tone, Quite literary, full of bliss, And a crackerjack to own. “Riders of the Purple Sage,”’ by Zane (Harpers.) JOYOUS WAY TO EASY STREET. ‘4 HE JOYOUS WAYFARER,” by i’ Humfrey Jordan, is an English eontribution to American edu- ‘ation in high art and how to get its greatest results. To make it easier to essimilate, the author puts it into the of fiction, which is permeated throughout with thrills. The chief dra- matis personae are an English suffra- Grey. fort gan bishop in the left foreground. He represents a very despicable idea of conventional British morality. In_ the central foreground are the girl in the case and the hero with the artistic tem- perament. In the right foreground, the hero's bosom friend explains, every step of the “Joyous Wayfarer’s” advance to immortality in art after he has given up law, quarreled with his father and his sweetheart, gone off to Paris in per- fect good faith with a variety lady and resolved to sacrifice everything to suc- eess in art by following his temperament exactly as he pleases. The bosom friend fakes care to explain that this tem- perament means irresponsiblity, and ihat irresponsibility for art’s sake means the highest joy of life. Finally the Joy- cus Wayfarer gets an immortal pic- ture into the Paris salon and marries the girl. trouble is over for him The In the last chapter, but not for this theory of temperament. In order to supply the reader with thrills, the au- thor keeps his temperamental hero in a State of continual and always uncon- trolled anguish. He writhes out of one tragic situation into another, until he has no joy at all prior to the last chap- ter. This makes very good reading, but when did it ever make immortal art? Leonardo da Vinci and Sir Joshua Reynolds, for example, are sometimes imitated in their methods by American artists. They were the hardest working, Most reasonable, most self-controlled men of their generations. No human heads were ever kept steadier than their heads were kept by the life-pur- bose which made them great. And they enjoyed it, but not in the “Joyous Way- farer’s’’ way, as he attempted to travel * royal road to Easy street in high art. (Putnam's). ee eee “CONVICT 1776." T is difficult, perhaps it is not hecessary, to -belleve the state- ment f this anonymous writer that he is an habitual criminal, and er has eight times served prison terms. '*The tone of his work is admirable in its comparative freedom from per- onal rancor, and the analysis of Penal problems ig made in the dA{s- Passionate manner of the student. The book's ful] title is “An Open Letter to Society from Convict. 1776.” Mrs. Maud Ballington Booth has Written the introductions. As Mrs. Booth points out, Writer has given his readers “the Viewpoint of the cell.” Some of his “ssertions call for a reply from the Viewpoint of the warden. This, for instance: Your prison officials give a convict nO encouragement to better himself hh) &ny way, and they will not assist him when he shows an inclination to 49 80. I once heard a convict ask to _ be moved tnto a cell with a man who _ daa agreed to instruct him tn the ele- =™entary branches of learning. The , antes » the bs] Since West has altogether ceased Straight across the For Mormon scalps, joined hands with And yet it seemed, these shots despite, ™he blood flowed down the River Grand,

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THE POST-DISPATCH PLATFORM. 1 know that my retirement will make no difference in its cardinal principles, that tt will always fight for progress and reform, never tolerate injustice or corruption, ab ways fight demagogues of all parties, never belong to any party, always oppose priv- ileged classes and public plunderers, never lack sympathy with the poor, always T& 1 main devoted to the public welfare, never be satisfied with merely printing news, al- ways be drastically independent, never be afraid to attack wrong, whether by preda tory plutocracy or predatory poverty. April 10, 1907. JOSEPH PULITZER.

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., Former Lieutenant-Governor C. P. Johnson is thus quoted in a morning newsnaper: +. «I firmly believe that nearly all the recent Killings of husbands by their wives were jus- tifiable. And I am in favor of a wronged wife killing a brutal husband. Fie, Governor! Would you confer upon woman who seeks to govern by law the right to take jus- ticé in her own hands and kill, regardless of law? Would you throw over a thousand years of prog- ress in civilization for the benefit of women who are wronged by their husbands? Is this the so- cial ethics you would instill into the new woman? Under this rule Kipling’s line, “The female of the species is more deadly than the male,” Would be a mild statement.

No Money Trust? What would a lot of Western spellbinders do if it is ever proved there isn’t one? .. OOO —- UNREGULATED MUD. In so far as the ordinance stopping street cars on the “near” side of the street applies within half @ mile of the Courthouse, it may develop conveni- ences of movement such as are claimed for similar regulations in other cities. But until the condi- tion of all important St. Louis streets is more nearly represented by the average in the central part of the city, the ordinance should be amended to meet the demands of existing conditions, repre- sented by unregulated mud. » With Manchester avenue as an example, impor- fant thoroughfares as they begin to approach the city limits, may have long stretches where the street is often impassable on account of mud ex- cept at the crossing. In the spring thaw, the mud at the crossings themselves is a disgrace of long standing to everyone at the city hall who has any responsibility for improving or regulating the streets. Regulation which disregards such facts ie no regulation. It is mere muddling. |

France won't war on Italy because of the seizure of the Manouba, and the going over the Alps is much better than it was in Napoleon’s time, too, and very much better than in Hannibal's. ge —~—#e¢@-—-— -—- ; WOT WIVES, BUT HOUSEKEEPERS. Our aympathies are with the girls of Peabody, Kan., who protest against the men of the town taking wives from Sweden, in which country is an qrgasization of husband-secking young women towar4 whom marriageable males of Peabody secm to nave shown undue partiality. "Phe Peabody girls announce that right at home there are plenty of bachelor girls, good-looking, retined, cultured and good housekeepers, and there is No sense in any Peabody man taking chances on an imported bride, of whose disposition, character and capabilities he is ignorant. We believe they vell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. There is good ground for suspecting that any Kansas man who sends to Europe for a wife does not want a wife as much as he wants someone to cook, wash, mend, scrub and do general house- work. Let him get his wife from Sweden. The Peabody girls are well rid of him. oes ‘Women's hats are going up, says a fashion @atnority. vncee more the high cost of living. SUPERVISING PUBLIC UTILITIES. Our Canadian cousins have no scruples about interfering to procure for the public adequate serv- fee and reasonable rates from. public service cor- porations. Ontario has a system which is forcibly {mmpressed on us as beneficial when we learn that electricity from Niagara, generated on the Cana- dian side of the river, sells for $25 in Rochester, N. Y., while in Ontario the consumer pays but $9 per horsepower. Manitoba has a public utilities commission plan, utder which the commission will be vested with “administrative, judicial, appellate and directive authority.” The quoted words are from the Pre- mier’s announcement of his proposed legislation. No fees and no counsel will be needed by the poor- est citizen who takes a complaint to the new tri- bunal. : in the regulation of public service corporations, Missouri might well follow the progressive ex- em damages, every grade crossing has been elimi- nated. In the cities where the railroads are forced to bear all the cost, progress has been slow. Logically, the railroads should bear all the cost of separating grades, but practically it may be advantageous to make concessions, in order to ebtain quick and satisfactory results. It is a case in which expediency may be a wise guide. a Lr — a A Guayaquil mob has beheaded and burned a man but recently elected President. We are prop- erly horrified. Yet beheading and burning are mild compared to the fate certain Republicans who once acclaimed President Taft are trying to pre- pare for him.

ba La — HERESY! RANE HERESY! Dr. Evans, formerly Health Officer of Chicago, is answering queries by readers of the Chicago Tribune on medical matters. In Chicago he is known as a man of personality, accustomed to do his own thinking, and no respectcr of tradition. But, if he doesn’t stay his facile pen, we shudder to think of what his brother physicians will say about him. Just the other day this common-sense doctor an- nounced that biliousness is nothing but a name, and “nobody knows what is a sluggish liver, or can find out when one’s liver is sluggish.” Lo, these many generations the doctors have scared mankind with the liver bogy. If all else failed, they had only to whisper “liver,” and the patient succumbed patiently to whatever special treatment at that era might happen to be pre- scribed by the doctor. Dr. Evans’ attempt to de- ride the liver as the great cause of human ailment seems to us nothing less than a fell attack upon the sacred fetish of medicine. If the hard-working doctor can no longer make a living out of livers, how is he going to live? a Le — The Dutch Government has commissioned an artist named Blommers to paint a picture of An- drew Carnegie for the peace palace. He will doubtless receive a Carnegie hero medal. MILLIONAIRES FOR A DAY. Mrs. Ruby Brown, wife of a $15-a-week work- man in a Chicago suburb, wanted a glimpse of something different from the simple life. She abandoned her household duties, appeared at a high-priced hotel as a woman of wealth and en- tered into the enjoyment of all the luxuries and attentions in service the place found it possible to provide on her order. After she had run up a $79 bill she went home. When the detectives sent to arrest her under the hotel-keepers’ protective act found her at last, she had resumed the simple life and was scrubbing a floor. No doubt it needed it after her absence. 7 Hers, of course, is only a feminine version of the story of J. J. McDevitt, millionaire for a day, of Wilkesbarre, Pa. Some will ‘ind a peculiarly feminine touch in the fact that she spent her money before she got it. If she is unable to pay, the hotel will be swindled, but on the other hand the money McDevitt spent after he had got it was obtained as a bribe for giving up nomina- tions for political offices to candidates willing to pay him for it. Few will deny that the moral quality of his delinquency -is more serious: than that of hers, but it happens that while she had to go to jail, he goes free. She had a great time, was satisfied and wouldn't play the baby act to avoid paying the piper. But she will conclude in the end that she could have sot a great deal more than she did out of that $79.

Presjdent Hibben says the earning power of a Princeton man at graduation is $6 a week. Un- fortunately, Mr. Crane of Chicago didn't live long enough to hear this statement. | ooo - THE COLOMBIAN SCANDAL. In a House speech worthy of general attention, Congressman Rainey of Illinois has explained the objects of his pending resolution to ascertain the precise obligations incurred by us in our. person- ally conducted secession of Panama from the United States of Colombia. It is, perhaps, too much to hope that the present year will see the country aroused to a. sense of the heavy criminal responsibility assumed in Co- lombia’s spoliation. Sooner or later, however, the impulse which is driving 80 many individual of.- fenders to confession will seize on the nation ag a whole. We shall perceive and admit that in our record of misconduct affecting other peoples, this aismemberment of the Caribbean republic stands out in detestable light on a scale as monumental as the canal itself stands out among works of beneficence and profit. Some details in this international incident in which, for the first time, a President of the Unit- ed States appeared as a filibuster, aided by a pre- cious gang in New York and Washington, are al- ready known to us. “I took {t,” declared Mr. Roosevelt, speaking of the Canal Strip. The qual- ity of the act will be better appreciated when all the facts, including those about the $40,000,000, have been established in such a way that {it will not be possible to minimize them as based on ex- parte charges or inspired by distrust of the ex- President. | The opening of the canal should be commemo-

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ae rated by @ return to Colombia of the seized ter-| If to avoid litigation and delay the city should assume in whole or in part the consequential dam- a, a age to property resulting from the separation of grade crossings, the concession would not be costly The leading cities may roughly be divided into two classes, those which agree to pay all the con- sequential damages and those which agree to pay In the first class are Chicago, Detroit, Washington, Kansas City, Mil- Kansas City has made exceptions and Pittsburg generally has laid the cost on the rail- Experience has proved, however, that the cities which have assumed the consequertial damages have made the greatest progress in eliminating grade crossings. In Chicago, according to the 1911 report of the Grade Crossing Commission, more than 140 miles of roadbed have been raised and nearly 500 grade crossings abolished. The cost to the railroads has been $66,000,000. The cost to the city has been about 2 per cent of this sum. The In Washington, where an indemnity with which | ritory or the payment of ’ t first let us have all the she will be satisfied. Bu THE WATCHMAN.

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~~ =e A St. Louis society girl was forced to wed in a borrowed gown because the New York dressmak- er she patronized failed to deliver her wedding robe in time, She could have obtained as fine a gown right in St. Louis as any New York shop can turn out, and would have avoided embarrass- ment. It pays St. Louisans to buy in St. Louis. a

+ & £ fe ill a Cleveland surgeons boast that they can remove) | an appendix through an incision less than an inch }long. Wonder if this will reduce the large num- ber of cases in which the “operation was high- ly successful, but subsequent complications re- )sulted in death three days later.” SES EOS ee ee The joker who sent a lightning-rod salesman | to Col. Roosevelt knows where the Colonel would like the bolt to strike, all right. Lee O'Neill Browne seeks a renomination at Ottawa, Ill. What is the odds that he doesn't get | it, and is not re-elected? ——EEE a La 5 i te The third-term special seems at this writing to be letting off more passengers than it is taking on in Missouri. —

a A A» oa WRONGS AND REMEDIES No Sidewalks Nor Cars. fo the Fditor of the Post-Dispatch. Will the Post-Dispatch be so kind as to publish this letter? We have no sidewalks and live 10 blocks west of the Bellefontaine car; that is our | closest car, The people are too poor to make side- walks. Won't the city be so kind as to make a cinder walk? As the working people cannot keep their positions on account of their muddy shoes and clothes. | THANKFUL. | (See Mr. Travilla about getting cinder walks made. You should also join with your neighbors to urge the United Railways to extend car lines in| | your direction.—Editor Post-Dispatch.) ——

An Old Lady in Trouble. To the Editor of the Post-Dispatch, I have watched eagerly the letters from men who, because of their age, seem to be unable to find work. If it is hard for men, just think of how much harder it is for a woman past 40 years of age to find employment suitable to her years and strength. You have even written editorials about old men, but never have I seen anything about women. In reciting my case I venture to say that I voice the cry in many another woman's heart. I am a widow and by almost superhuman ef- forts brought up a large family, giving the chil- dren a public school education. ’Twas all I had to give them, but it cost me my youth, and now I am & woman nearly 50, healthy, hale, hearty, much more capable by reason of experience to give good service. I am a good cook, housekeep- er and nurse, yet wherever I go my age is held against me. We are called a Christian people, principally because we don’t kill the old. halt and infirm; we only let them wear out. The Indians are more merciful; they kill quickly the helpless. Perhaps someone having plenty of land would let me have it on shares, or trade me a little home spot for my services, if you would kindly print my letter. Surely somewhere there must

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St. Louls, Mo. (Any of the following organizations might be able to obtain employment for you: Y. W. Cc. A,, 703 North Garrison avenue; Women’s Christian Association, 3217 Washington avenue; Queén’s Daughters, 111 North Sixteenth street: St. Vin- cent de Paul Association, 413 South Fourteenth street; Jewish Alliance, Ninth and Carr streets.— Iiditor Post-Dispatch.) JUDSON HARMON’S WEAKNESS. From the New York World. So far as we know, all the reactionary Democratic bosses, like Murphy in New York, Guffey in Pennsylvania, Taggart in Indiana and Sullivan in Illinois are Harmon men. This may mean much or little, but there is no disguising the fact that it arouses suspicion. The av- erage Democrat wishes to know the rea- sons that impél men of this type to regard Gov. Harmon as the most avail- able candidate. Their support is doubly unfortunate because the so-called conservative Democracy shares their opinion. The World itself does not regard Gov. Har- mon as Wall street’s candidate. Were he President we believe he would be far less considerate of Wall street than Mr. Roosevelt ever was or than Mr. Taft has been, but the fact remains that Wall street sentiment strongly inclines toward the Ohio Governor. The same “safe and sane’’ Democrats that blight- ed the Parker candidacy and madé Judge Parker's election hopelessly im- possible are reaching out toward Jud- son Harmon. 2 We do not say that the Governor is in sympathy with them, that he has any understanding with them, that he is in any sense their candidate; but never- theless they are supporting him. A Democratic House of Representa- tives has passed a bill requiring that the President in the appointment of judges shall make public their indorsements. If the indorsements of 4@ judge are im- the indorsements of 4 Presi- dent who appoints judges are immea- surably more fmportant. The- great weakness of Gov. Harmon's candidacy is his own silence in the face of the character of his indorsements. This is a disability that only Judson Harmon himself can remove. = citisinamesatiininssnsinanaiotaeni WINTER SPORTS. nver Republican. sierra Serge care for bowling, He never put on skis, At boxing and at wrestiing He's helpless as you please; At billiards people call him The poorest ever seen— But he can punch the furnace Like a true ‘“‘champeen.”’ -—_—_—_—_—_— Very Impressive. From the Cleveland Plain Dealer. As an indication of the impressive value of straw votes it may be noted that four citizens of Ohio have ex- pressed their preferenee for the Hon. Joseph Cannon 4s Republican presiden- tial candidate. Kicking It Over. From the Winchester (Tenn.) Herald. Mr. Speaker Champ Clark on account of his vote for the $75,000,000 a year pen- sion grab has put himself beyond the pail of presidential possibilities.

Crippled but in the Ring. To the Editor of the Post-Dispatch. I am 18 years old and in good health, and have ro bad habits, but I have both feet cut off below the knees, but get around. As times are hard here, I cannot get a job. I am willing to work and to learn, but have no opportunity. Will vou please let me know what kind of work I could ook for and where I could get it, for which I would be thankful Cc. B.D, Kast St. Loula (Perhaps the best thing for you to do to make a living, NM your condition, would be to open a news stand. Many cripples manage to earn a living in this way. You could, perhaps, combine Sale of fruit and efgars with newspapers and perigdicals. Men who have lost their feet have also been able to run bootblacking stands.—Kdi- for Post-Dispatch.)

Throw Up Your Hands. To the Editor of the Post-Dispatch. . Wfll some of your readers please inform me if there is an insurance company that insures against a holdup, and if so, will they pay for the valu- ables lost and injuries received, or death? I know they) insure drivers of wagons for any damage they may do. “ During Mayor Zeigenhein's administration I was held up, and afterwards I went to him and asked him if he would give me a permit to carry a pistol, He stated he couldn't give me a permit, but he handed me a printed card quoting the law, Stating that a citizen had the right to protect himself and property. He said: “If you are ar- rested for carrying a pistol, let me know, and it will be all right.” JACK. ave in min ag ee ee selves of what Was inveterate lisp, be an thought to and this after sheer force of will, years of age. DEXTER.—Mrs. Ingersoll and her two daughters are Uva ine ; “recé 4.’ That Mrs. | never “recanted ° her wae band or joined any church ia one the various untruths In regard to Ingersolls.. No family ever had s er faith and reliance on “—: o father, or were in more ace onal t eported, and rroclatmed pile that Pngersoll him certain pulpits, a. had sah his belltef. Even the time and occasion were given, eee was returning to America after @ wad ture tour in Furope where he A been spreading his doctrlaes storm came on, and he in e fright went down on his knees raved for forgiveness. The facts | hat he had not been to Europe, was not on board the steatne the whole story was started & fous fancy of some good man, body of Ingersoll was cremated INQUISITIVE.—-At_ its source eslestectont ie 1446 feet higher the surface at tts mouth Ing troversy about 1882 between | Bob” Ingersoll and Rev. Le A. lae bert. Ingersoll deciared: To make myself clear, water always runs hill.” To this the reverend se i man replied: “How, then, did ia up hill? To run down hill ts . p? ception to the general node a ter. Water runs up in the ¢@e tubes of every vegetable that Samm Water runs up in all the rivers run toward the equator. The = sipp! River carries its watess inclined plane 4 perpendiculas tance of about four miles; aa in proportion ts true of the Ni earth is not a sphere, but a & The equator all around the

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E LMER. assis . E cafe on th ; to escort | jight ruan dy Steam Fitte aii, Mr. Jarr or. Peer’. said Mr. pceerte’ him as Sam I always Pe Baocse? Let Geor “what George? e(iaude, the firer ht: Frank, pes tor .Gertrud ening eqs he going to Reh the milk?” | him be notified t¢ Lad Mrbat's impossi “Mow, why don't | Gertrude doesn't ask her to or make buckwh ty of gravy though why you | ayTup as the chile “well, I am no! Gertrude to the a Peal! of the Lady final!” declared M “How can she g asked Mrs. Jarr. most particular. ferd to be talked bal] unescorted. take her. She's would!” “l’'ve put Mr. . mum,” said Gertr juncture, “‘and hi @ and his white tie!’ And then she t grateful smile up back to her roor ther social triump! “My suit’ wed tones as Ge "Great Scott! I t

€ dress take her downtow come away. | 7 hope you do Bmeaning yourself, “Gertrude is a ge ‘ery refined wWhe fou might be see “But do I have her into the place “Why not?’ "Wouldn't you 4 other voung lady? ing about snobber JA SW BBillic Buz —- Twent Le. HERE thing have take | cal | d voice in @ther is good Meally go hand fan hardly ima, good =manners Strident voice: hot accompanie Manner. Yet * ly beautiful vw In America; tl are Our nations fever the Ameri Hesqued on the itis always as Mble hurry whe her lungs. It lo have sich a_ Needs only to Country to re: me truth in. A musical vo Modulated ane me Stal that it 7 By comment, ADVvthing else Cultivated and the effort. W kind greets the IM Oressions of % oe SAVING a sense Breatest shock t Sto meet a res Qn and have he loud or unme Makes one feel "yes and = rur dread of gett Woman will ren thougnt of her A loud voi Speech and the ~d first to liste hen excited, | Self talking toc high key. Pit and don’t let Jou. Then try Rot speaking in mounce your When words Hlearly not nea Power has to be

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ATCH HOME READERS’ . OS a tes mies ———_— Z J ARR See oo —= — JERS aon . _M GA ZINE SATURDAY, JANUARY 27,1912, ¢, § ing He Is i. nen nneennrennnnreoncnncniienstinanl : AMI] Y i. in for it et George Do It = Careless Phrase Drawn for the Post-Dispatch aa | 9 ar. Jarr ‘‘Falls’’ ) Hanne rings Good Fortune By GEORGE McMANUS N' 1 DO wl | SH P stretcher Written for the Post-Dispat h | "e woe ye al Pre nse HELLO-GERTIE. : comp BY ROY L. McCARD | ae ——— : lend, Y . C DE OUT IN THE B + . prt em ig a ‘og LMER, assistant chemist at Gus’s, “TI don’t ~ eo YARD MAKING bg MICHAEL WHITE. i Or in. ‘4 4 cafe on = ay corner, being unable Jarr. “Being a vt &@ snob,” sald Mr. MUD PIES! ae wees Matentd- t “ i ine dene epi lie of henge ei ° Ne ae | , Steam Fitters’ ball at Tammany and oo. my haut-ton regalia | © Daily Short Story for ’ | Post-Dispatch Readers i

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quite as other Japa-j|ful. | ; 1s ' —— ‘. think “ Se, that is, you did not successful pa = aera —_ Was £0 to Pl against a mental] house at which she s spay The tea — wall the moment you | full of customers a ee ee panes the region of con-| money » &€nd made so much ventional courtesy If his rh i . ae hen Mr. Gareloc Dania tes use of English acquired in} house. He thought *k came to the tea ' S perhaps a trifle quaint. he ane ugRNT, too, she wag very made up for t) i " li a 3 COME AND KISS rrand opera 2 aaeiees ae together at the [ Very sad es, aus euch still “ . 7 > -. ? % ake biscuits for you; escorted the flutter and in due time “ NICKEL NOW We me resided in Javen ee Pages he hee eg with her parents | n Sv . years. Mr. ‘Q 7 alt 1€¢ Wishe 2 a Og OR lt TELL stood behind “his wife'e eo, nusband, make her happy. He toves “hun "a > Seemed proud of ‘the HW ve gd Pee ange des that—and wish ttention she re-| make her ha , " med “e Ppy. He was very kind to

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case for : “bar. plenty a gravy for your waffles—al-| “ have the ¢ igh why you can’t eat them with aiutet c Ckets, Mr. Jarr,” gig- not a} yp as the children aq 4 7ertrude as they pate and '*Well, I am not +t I can’t see!” postals. “‘Elmer sent foes st the of a novelty th ‘ r , ot go scor "e , alty . be 7 mre rude to the sates ae ak ee Slavinsky.” "vee to me by &ance in diamond tare vn is aon ie ae paused, seemed to i é ‘ e 1» " 7 » Je > - - > hg > aren: Se of the Lady Ste ; k and civic Mr.. Jarr tenderea = went up on the first pipers ur pe mellore gr with interest, and presently » ag they ; i ady steam Fitters. That is! door ‘ the tickets to thea Hiroshima was too polite to stare ce OV oc pward toward the c ling. Bost!” declarea Mr. nore man, who shoved i encoage tinuously at the men setae Pt a es, Mr. Garelock marry her, and— ; tamp re- “How can she} go Gilet os F Said: ‘‘Hat check!” yack and — Sones wotnan, but Bhaxhace aie po nia lee i. . is very pretty. But I ; thin | an escort?’ | Mr. ain he saw ert 2 ee bese ee CO ee “haw one Butea Mrs. Jarr. “People in aad ai ie ‘hegre eh, himself ana went opera. Teware tie ne ae ae ho 8 tee ey ay to Know—if she is "hehe P : ba reason q | most particular. Gertrude couldn’t ak. oe e at checking department 4 he Seemed to displav more interest in | ae net Sale ae I shall know that. » epart- Wied to be talked about by coming to alt It'll be a buck,” said a firm pennege = sagem ay the opera, and at its con-| What lie a — will tell any one » . % red, Sion rr; ar . lon ; mee r pa ' ‘ ( Ti muescorted. | You've iets an road shouldered aoa beg 7 | . rant oA — surprised Bingham with : The orchestra Struck up a agpirited ! ; rpet: Pp : Y GOT to] took \ , r, as he ment in the form of al“’rd Hiros} a rele ; ed air, > ut ; Mr. Jarr Quer lroshima relanse . i] @ike her. She's heard m S silk hat 1uestion. apsed into abstrae- wera would!” 8 Say you “Why, the young man j “ : ‘ ’ ie ae estes an atti tii pi og , 5, -{ Vor r “My dress ae; “ oo stood for the nia # and ‘Airdales —o ———$—$———————— Nidieiacede eat Frey not 80 always,” nodded Hiro- |: ing tudent referred to He war } | ] ress suit’ asked Mr. and wo ‘ Who a eR ne ee —— ae sorely tempte y &rand- wed tones as Gertruc Ir. Jarr in| now much affected by olly fedoras To complete the evening’s entertain- curiosity, b tC Hrceratity @ natural r would ; ide went her way. ree. Bf y the jeunesse do- ment Bingham took Hiroshima over toleside evere Hiroshima politely set 4 mother's Great Scott! I thought I was only ¢ . ® paid over his dollar and joinea ; a fashionable restaurant. The party When rs — reference to the subject. ces yoy ake her downtown to the ball and i . from the opera, of which the Japanese | course os walle prefers to adopt that intereag ome away. then As they enterea nik ” Sale ekinnen pb pa entered. Bing-|into a time-locked sate with z poo away “I hope you don’ per little allroom a dap- ene ae thn ar one or two mem-|knife. The secret had been burt — to ane t think you are de- a man, with a curled mustacnc peek ey Paty whom he knew, and]in the depth of an impenctrahin atten _ eaning yourself,"’ said Mrs. J ae red hair ] . ae _ LUATESSe¢ iS Japanese guest. Durt : ‘ ature. oe - Mrs. Jarr icily | plastered down o ) sie “What a delightful picture y Tae Hie remainder of their inter- at 2463 Gertrude is a good girl cia Y-l side from a mations Nn each. m - | ssniatiiararaeae Ngntrul picture your fellow | course Hiroshima wore an attit ft ery refined when she {fs , . : ; Siv Seit[- roshi ’ § , J 4 ere Why not? replied Mrs Sure Clairned gleefully: Or ands ex- ay ues smi epee of the Mikado. pan, doubtiess unable to anwtes hate BW Wouldn't y : . “s , ‘ | an, She 1o0Ks, yes! yes!—as you say collie, alte 9 wit ges “Bother de ices = oo anv | to 7 te oes tae Goige, show "em "i I Welk’ vor That 9 how she looks.” is, but hope pa? ‘tome light wit wien | | ? 4 aL “)* +0U are alway ee went O 7 as Ic ae “Well,” ventured Bingham, d t . > an Ww ff if foe Bg about snobbery. Don’t be ana (T r ¥i e > winnie su meaning in itecidain's words her omiling, hea ieee on ae ; ase ‘ 0 Be 1an lay upon the surface. ‘Well, if] so ’ arentiy, | Wife's NRE epee Continued, ) B Wal e sha teele 6a hawey on she tablet aheast. ine of artless mirth, you will neve rt? r , 1ess | detect any s : dower A } ‘ ” er iros rave nie euatltong Gs naw at respect she remained o | n0unce N the house where he start- — MLE 1] 1 cour. My work WALTER.B. STEVENS. | pouquet of tlavers Us hand toward the|same tribe as Hiroshima. © Otho: | ust be | W 7 ranks: = : OES Be Bag Qj cmployers, it OM DOOR BOY den in which they grew, I think the - a . { ton INS $4 . : sp Ehas Michael BEE a ees Peete BR eee | seemed to me, were TO PRESIDENT ene: In this place so—so dit. y oufficient Unto Herself wae S too w r 7.9 ve re “ iter on : , r Toe erent—so much finer than tft} f MALL a a y- Por MIRERS on Be ‘ithe a passers vs oo 2 j ——— lo = i Bone worl which was growing,| they still look very ares et te S exploring & sos une pe | food . a: am1ttec O partner- Co ga ee ag SS: ‘ E with which Elias Michael] | ‘ause—as you say—they were cut off ; er mothe ii} ry but as shi ; ee . : —?e— ae Me here I may say that growing, mov Was lthey are dying. I would like to know|~. °24 two older brothers. To see what): > dry | Billie Burke W earns Wo if. : oa sg ng real — ~ ee fe ta ‘ aie eeceeteete = Die pce a eee At - they nee as happy as they were in would do in an emergency they hid . . or on | men ga . Jus SS lle Was earler an ea eR a , : “ir. Michael was 1eir garden.’’ ‘ehind a count . | inst Shrill ; have never known |®'!Ven an interest jn the b Bing] er and watched her. Aft« i Sate usiness. Ils ngham stared at Hiroshima wither | . sician . 7 Unlovely S i h +} more humble. At 13 the boy a sour, {ll-man-!©4rnings exceeded his expenses. mb wonder, because a sentiment of eae cee around end finding Serseit uble. p cn. left school and found a lace : mered boy to rise AS soon as | wasabi ae that kind coming from a man who aione, she serenely resumed her 2" rticle heaiiianiens, , : Pp eae _- said, “] e to save,” he| talked indifferently about capturing] trudge, gazing complacently at th 'oods, Writt 3 in a retail dry goods. store of oe Progress very , contributed something to the| Prigades of Russians, was, to say the] ray of dolls and toy P > Hie 2s any- en for the Post-Di. . M his ges ‘6 rae much. Good man- {*UPPort of educational and c} i _, | least of it, unusual. It sharpened nis] .. | ghers resently a floore a coe wspatch Memphis. He was a ‘‘bundle sti Tend ads? when. |**UCIONS. sind dried ee ne jaritabh in L Begin te done feetine: walker who had taken fn the bit of er , 9? . a ; 2 tae elp others.”’ “8 , , , fun, ‘ see By Billie Burke boy. He worked for his clothes ‘ : ing disposition are} “At 34 Elias Michael Wan-admittes in Pn Se ou mean to draw an analogy be- ei aaa Pt and sald: 9 ? — . ° nS ke bry £774 x Se: c : ° ’ ’ , ‘* Diet ° and the tuition ina night school. i seg pokes f Re 2 great factors in sepsis: In 1996 he was elected — bowed slightly as he tnter- “A. ee mee lost? P . nnenene “ore tabs : | Bs : a =. : Bi 2 a ms upbuilding of a mie a the house. To the men with , “Only T would like to know {ff they] ‘ Il isn't: dem is flaps. oie an "a Ss in Twent Fi and don + ; tone of your voice as he told the simple annals of Ke 44 7 sn 29s Ss es ss eS aes yf os % — bov ass “ - ae oo from front door are happy. As you say that Japanese ag as a Be arp 8 azar. 01 a y- ghth Slur your w | is bov cc He oad ” Ra es a oe eSesges pane president of the corporat; woman is very pretty. I will tell you hee v ords and | his boyhood, ‘‘were to sweep the ree RS : a ee ei thes ) at 50, } poration | about her, bec I eS 1OW His R i you won’t hay : ’ p i a Bd se qualities jis|%t 50, he pays this tribute: aus teh, Decaues + BROW. Tea, I know 8 Real Suspense aes , e to talk floor Jing better : “A Jar ; : about her. Before she married Mr. AMOCLES a ‘ sel Lesson loud. half as ) dust the roods, earry Hive . endowed bisteauia prior in my life was the] Garelock—a very fine man—she was “or all ers the suspended sword, 91 sat - e bundles and make myself gener- | Sg ortune-fa- |SPlendid character of those men. ‘Their Sk. eee ee ee oe WER m an Ueht, unless some rirls E r ; " ‘ . : x vored one without |/©€*2™Mples of generous, ‘af bet OV er yy a young student. He thought las just washed the hair and can’ ; cris = are only two ONCE heard el old lade ally useful. The hours were from these qualities.” and broad business i pa Sveaenee her very ‘pretty, and that she would/a thing with it.” he erted t de... | ote ungs @ woman ma say that ¥{6:30 a. m. to 7 p. m. in winter; With = git? 40. in slidghie me Qa Sa ato Ga ee ee 1 will hav good manners | f — “ , the $75 a . & my development. | YOUNS student very much, and was the ave that altogether came from the inn ; rom 7 a. m. to 6 p. m. In sum- ee OR geen month at 19, came aoe this because I believe the ac —. dante el . ak , . ’ SS O Yr ‘he , Oa Bo . . ; ete sociation with . - : i ful business man will tel] a ares wees se Bi gets ong ou Be qed on the European st “ze iatiitheey en scalp. It will he more | NOt carry all I had to make an. : ; © never wasteful [that it is harder to re the beginner possible. Read the newspapers. Keep h- is : Y é stage, |° : ay an electrical treat pee her x 9 of the time or goods - get a man worth ; . : f alwaves ee a . and ] Catments | OTNEL trip. Shah $5000 or $10.00 posted about what is goin oO qd an aYS as @ person in a ter ess expensive in the oe, of my employe ‘000 a year th 7 oS oS ~ ; 1d - Pp oyer. The an it is to ‘ , - c- mn ae Theowery fi . ; Ss ; find tim particularly so about what pertain: - , hurry Who talks at the top of a. Sturgeon, Mo., writes: pomeisteug | = man who will trifle | men — io be pagers from|/to the occupation tn wate <i erie t- ungs. It is trulv di ill you Kindly advise me wh,, ADVANCE. with his work will be 7 Orth only $50 al oncace voi gus . wre | : \ stress e what < } month. engaged. If y« re ie dry goods n- have such 4 Te a distressing tc do for my nails? They have siden ROM bundle boy fn a retail store to é a trifler in every- Ko gal skeq.” haeaas a 8 setuid eo ~ arti 7 Breeds ) a re putation, but one loosened at the ends of the finger Hin front-door boy at the age of 15 in E a AS [{v) 1 thing. The world has name the pase = ne concluded, “to heres of the phan ee 05 a a OnNiV to he in a foreign se beneath the nails is discoloreq ae : the wholesale house of Rice, Stix } ICH AE a | no use for triflers. oatiniiiandien | Pte sig which go to insure sietinde jumper é ie eh ees of the | 'o3 _ i to realize : they are so hard to Clean AIWIGIP & Co. was advancement. Of the ray : My mother taue aicaleat chy Say: Strict integrit si ital ‘. , le relative mer The Oil ) a . By, P ; lize that there 1S hands CE. ’ Causing my Ae = eninnt’ cs wenk to tae te tare —— ready to have me with them when in | te ac ENE et : 1ught act and thought: hard anal y in its of basebal] players !s not eRSEN - inflamed ee to the sore and a i Truth in what is said If us a ery untidy appear-|° ” ‘ eee. on} Selling goods; and so I learned how to employ ow OC. Bey liking for w} , and altial. Success means sacrifices, . but parts, giving quick rehef, i ; musica] es S Se US. | ance. Can you give me a remedy f in the night school where the boy was/ sell.”’ Pioyer as if it was My own. to deviate D 1atever work bin. ee ee atin alt sea ; ; Trial bottle 10c. ; large © 25¢., SOc, ' 4 Rae Modu} “Cal Voice, one that IS Wel] | brittle nails?’’ ¥ for perfecting himself in a course of book- There Wie ems drawback. The ‘iis avoid bad company, to be indus- | Never oe . o It uncomplainingly. odiniiieth lon Ranh Oo ey of sel! acit Ate : . . saad , A é; . : NO eces a ~ sf | ated and sweet, is so un- Before retiring soak See nate +. keeping. There were family obliga-| season sede Miaht work: Etes an. trious. I look back now and see how easihial her rx or do slovenly work. The | come without good hea! rete * can — ee dor $4 4 ve that it is always i subject warm soapy water, rinse them jn |} tions; the father had died when the boy | chael did not mind the hours of work much her influence had to do with MY] of his - a ia Judged by the value telligent work Is ‘con ti nese a . ‘iy y5 at yec seit a ee 2 keepi ; ‘| Success. Ofte Sha work Avoid bad ' o ing. Save d ‘comment —_— , a on en ee on. , | 8s f Cyears 60 y ping ajbut he did mind the interferen , n, to this day, in con- company. Be : t Vth) eee pretty voice like | coid water. With the end of mn ‘N!ismall store the mother was rear-/the night school. At 17h ce with | sidering 4 Matter requiring decision. | obliging. Be dependable, Never make something. Take an interest in the n if Ing else beautiful, may be | Wood stick fill your nails tet ag Orange | ing and educating the children ing to eecai lea ik i recall my mother’s teachings and tor lie “ promise you are not sure you can eg a omen: of the community . . : ‘ “ 3 Z : ; Ger a { é l a f : . 3 a n +d 9 “s 4 / . IO ‘our ‘ » , f vale d and IS well worth while around with olive Ok, cir Sirens “el Ul} Thea pay of the front-door boy | of practical education whicia he initiated think how she would have me act.” cn a ie informed as eth valli aa - a ee e - effort. When a voice of t] t ointment. Wear a pair of large ; i contributed todhe family support. But for himself. In the evenings’*he visited The &rasp of the youth on the detaj! Yeon ae Snesemen nemeneeeeneeos . OOK ed. . i P ud greets the ears. s } — chamois gloves at night. Never a $e the position was mot entirely satisfac- | the retail stores of Memphis, which kept rv Py notion department grew Stronger. tik cies ; £ Moressions - | , a 10W all knife sis anything herd a ies ll tory. The boy be wong ae gy more open at night: ‘he carried samples ae so Elias Michael Was trusted to make —s. J. 8 © Ss A , . = 4 a ?p ain face fade, the nails. When they need cleanin : _ nye. He Srateg: ed to work in the/them and showed them the new goods ne Orders for what was needed in on ‘ : - : ly a Sense of beauty ; but the scrub them with a good nall brush : £, |} stock. He ter . i fellow. If he! the wholesale house was receiving. Thus ock. At 21, with the business expand- O U G ' . [3 ; . ’ rus an r : ; , ras , a “¥ pe eeitest shoek to the senses I thj soap in warm water, using erp nd | got around bac ver 1e stacks of goods | outside of business hours he made sales et ne Was! Siven the management of A , | «BB to ot f SES think afterwards Water} he couldn’t look over them and see the | which grew into considerab] the department and was sent to New ; : &§ leet a really beautiful W ; front door when it required his att PRE wis © amounts. | York to buy d c ) ie and hay . Oom- GLY writes: “P é én-{ But of more-value than the. profit on , =e The best l z i] ae lave her s eak to vy : 4¥ writes: lease tell me wha tion. The manager, sympathetic with] the Pigs cee “That was'a or ; x results f ~ Bed or al you ina do for superfluous haj She the boy’s ambition, relleved him of th ene aan he said peewee Sees 26 my tity, are obtained | 7 Unmodulated vojiee- ; air, bloat bias : | 6; learned by these visits about th f4id. “I was small of my ; sete atead voice; it] face and broad e z ed se 4 about the goods ; my age. Go- 4 : &$ one fee] like shutting one’s Nothing but Probes ea i ee ware «dane ve | Which. other. houses were Carrying and “he : She ree ner the Rotine rtm oy using Sages "ee \ Bes a ae . Wlll remoye axpeab ment. | which his house did not have.- Some wonderful achievement—and it wa be pad a running away. The ae ae See BE: you can a wooly for activities, physica) | the merchants to whom. Elias aiidinen | worked hard as a buyer and took Pie PREMI : vor SS a - b) 7 : | ' - | om : : sa one close to that with bereatte at iata $e bleaching it Tie ere In the notions depart sold on those evening visits 40 years ago —— Seeing the goods I bought UM NO. l ‘0 | a Will remain, destroying all| water. There are onan borax and! .aiq Mr. Michael, “was to ne pred a erent cuetemerD of this a beet ccestn wae Very careful to get regal Ugnt of her lovely face Sauen the: face. to ot ps Ménts which carry the contents to the stock brett Rice-Stix company. mea tg oe een woe Che pelon, : J . , » the mo “a =i re 4 . spare , : | + loud voice is a habit f eral Is indigestion. Re carefy] 8 st -en- thev belonged, keep gr00ds In order and GOOD MANN ERS to ni one Shep + nad was devoted ’ . An ch and the _ 0 diet and eat plain food and hats your when sold carry them to the billing | 4 Vv 4 SSET. acall Pe al ré es out the business. I SIO = way to correct it of tt: Vemetables,. stews not much] room. We had no trucks or elevators: T 17 Ellas Mic 1} si Journals and kept up with Bl rag st to listen to Wehivesl? tall | eveanc ‘eo sauase pede TOWNE, “tal os saces and bales had to he mae rs; Ba Mas 1 yang was receiving ~ trend of the market as shown by (Blue Carton, Yellow Label) bai “en ite . *. — 2 " “soned meat , ae up ow) a month; at 19 he was aq.|*76 COMmMercial reports. [ never consid. poe ed, you will find your- ne me tee aioe wate wie tat cok 4 oe vanced to 375. ered any effort too great mm be aera - ENS Cakes, Pies, Puddings, Frosting Ice Cream Sauces, ' a . "4 s. ; . ut it a id ie H oe . ’ —— % , ey and in a] ANNA R. writes: “Please te ,.| the opportunity to study and learn th.| pay } rs nel ho er hat aac abana gd ong the: beatae enanle merohantinn F Fudges, Hot and Cold Drinks . ay. ite your voice low what to do to reduce Dt ce eneter and vaine of ene 6| Day by that of thd other boys tn the mn the beginning I had learned bh or more th ; i 4 an oa my w : rehandise, anq| store,” ‘ ow re than 131 years this choco , m4 md don t let it run aw ; I am getting 80 fat aroung etght. that stood me in go00d service agg: a) store,” he said. “I always dia what | '™Portant.was the part the quality and y h late has been the standard for purity delicacy Mw ay with the waist et ees | Value of £001 of flavor and unif ’ . Then try to od ° and my hips. My friends Often te] years. I took a Keen interest tp know ai S Performed in the compe- aa orm quality. ; ot 5 = re moderate it by ‘You're getting fatter ever, pga et ing all about the goods handled e A “pga for business and how necessary 5S HIGHEST AWARDS IN EU isbau , . £1namonotone. Pro-| would make me very “lia, # - wholesale dry goods stores. I close, tans ~ have a customer get good ROPE AND AMERIC. “icaba* your words distinct] y - | Would tell me how to reduce »,. YOU! observed the methods of buyin * FOr as his trade grew so did q The trade-mark, “ La Belle Ch — ; iva _ wW y 3 l © my welght! selling and the wants of bis 2 ~ ae en. ours. I never considered the illustrated booklet of an On erate ee ee A beautifully ' ords are pronounced ut not make my face thinner.” : of the customers ig Fn er agcang mere mak- new recipes for Home Made Candies ead : Dishes iw arly not nearl ; The fourth lesson publishag I was always ready to help the sales. nd TOU nave ways ought ey the main object. My _ sent fres. ao td early so much VOICe | Post-Dispatch Dec. 29 om in the} men, and I tried to make myself use| B h ambition was to build up a department A Siow = to be used. : *s you full/ tul by knowing the stock Sens <a of large proportions, a busines ‘ Ie weight. | prices. -In turn the salesmen were-el, of : command the attention and re- blich 7 igenpeg % : ‘ Mw vs pect of the community.” nied: OU DORCHESTER, MASS,,

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, No Wonder the People 5tared! : Ride on . The Lonesome — | ~~ - 3 . ef . gi the Water Wagon + : and Why the Passenger e H Seat. ~ Kept Fiis 5 This feature appears regularly in the Saturday Post-Dispatch. Garded as a reliable — bench- Wise Union Lush had turned in his Card and NE pleasant morning the Chief _ mae 4) deliberately made himself an Outcast. Y of the Society for Promoting the He sat back and pulled the Grim Smile Importation of Scotch Merchan- Which Savanarola wore when they piled ie dise awoke after a Balloon Voyage the Fagots around him. He was a : which began 6 Feet below Sea Level Martyr and proud of his Job. By the | in a Rathskeller and finished 2000 feet same Token, there is no Brand of Rec- above the Altitude recorded by Lincoln Beachey, the Man-Bird. When he Came To he discovered that the Pillow had climbed over on top of Im and was trying to work the Half- Zelson, while a large Pile-Driver, of the «ind used along the Water Front, was beating a rhythmical Tattoo on his ten- der Bean. He had a Temperature of 102 and his Also, during the Period of Coma some one had ex- substituted two his Kars were hanging down. tracted the Iyyes and hot Door-Knobs. Furthermore, Dining Room Floor was covered with a Plush Rug. In a littie while pe remembered that be was a Resident of the Planet known after that his Name came back to him and then he recalled his Boyhood and the Fact that when he passed the Parsonage the Presby- as Earth. Soon terian Minister would ask him to pick some of the Lilacs and Snowbalis and take them home to his Sister Alice. From that Point he groped through his JAfe History up to the Twilight on which the Regulars had arranged a Send-Off for Old Buck, who was pulling out for Seattle. In order to help Buck to remember them as True Friends, they had covertly planned to get him Stewed to the Eye-Balts and then ship him on his new Home, spread out in Stateroom B, with long-stemmed Roses laid across the Remains. homicidal Gayety is perpetrated under the name of American Hospitality. In other words, he realized, as he gat humped over in the Morris Chair, holding on to the Head, lest it should fall off and roll across the Floor, that he had been Snooted for Fair, Plas- tered, Ossified, Benzoated, Piped, Pick- led, Spifflicated, Corned, Raddled, Ob- fuscated, Soused and Ory-Eyed. Six hours before, he bad stood on a Table and declared for the Brother- hood of Man and now he craved but one Companion and that was old Colonel R. FE. Morse. ‘Standing over in the Sunlight by the Window, where he could see the inno- cent Shop-Girls going blithely to their $5 a week, he lifted the trembling Right Mitt clear above his Head and then and there declared himself to be on the Cart This form of

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Neg them? —_—_—— woe for hole in t The verdi Alter sett his cHent for?’’ ask is jeft afte Of appeal The to start : to bed. i to use if. “What « deceives } “He's a Lady of At what? Hobo: He: So to marry

sald th Jimmy—The day after she LAWYER man ment, then looked at the lawver. “What

Noo?) i. Bea UU j heli eee ae oo ——— ~~~ Was retained as counsel a man who stepped into a he street and broke his leg. ct was in favor of his client. ling up the claim, he handed a silver dollar. ‘‘What is this the man. “That what ‘rtaking out my fee, the cost and other regarded ed is expenses.”’ the dollar a mo- is the matter with this? he asked ‘Is it bad?’’ b J > Couldn’t Cheat Him. — - Well, it's 9 o'clock and I'm going to bed, Tavilor: What! Going to bed at 9 o'clock? Come on, let’s make a night of It Cohn: Every five minutes you want inother night. But I'm pgoing paid for a room and I'm going ee eo -—— Smart. 190 you think of a ~~ | husband who lis wife?" michtv smart man.” Labor Question. the House: You say you work! At intervals.

Unreasonable. your father thought I wanted you for your money, did he? She: Yes; and when I explained that you didn’t care a snap about money, he ou must be a fool, then.

vj} furs. When did she get kissin’ the ee eee _ COOk, ee A Good One. SOUTH Missouri man recently was —_—— - = one = —— ee eee A tried on charge of assault. The State brough CY

WwW —— -_— mom + o- - ~ - aos a. * . ——~— —— ++ - = ——- ew His Patients. os F OCTOR: I want you to look after my office while I’m. on vaca- tion.’ “But I've just graduated, doctor. Have had no experience.’ “That's all right, my boy. My prac- tice strictly fashionable. Tell the men to play golf, and ship the lady pa- tients off to Europe.”’ is

en Financial Affection. rT) oy vou love your enemies?’ in- quired the man of lofty princi- ples. “NO,” answered Mr. Dustin Stax; “I don’t exactly love '’em. But I appreci- ate ’em. My biggest profits have been derived from people who started in to fight me.’’ —— ee Mean Man. HE husband: Well, say will, my dear, you'll men than me in the world. The wife:. Oh, Tom, how can you be so bitter?

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~ —— ee ee IT WILL. ON’'T it be fun to have it said Of some political sweet girl-bride: “She’s actually gone and shaved her head— Made a bet on the losing side.” Will they bet their boots and their chewing-gum And the pretty bonnets on which they dote? Will we think the millennium has come When women vote?

A Clever Family. a6 HAT is the Higgins family doing W now ?”’ ‘The wife is writing poems that no- | body will read, the daughter is paint- Ing pictures that nobody will buy, the son is writing plays that nobody will put on the stage, and the husband is writing checks that nobody will cash.” All He Got. ‘ wires I was a boy,”’ says Cohn, . a ‘there were 17 of us at home. And being so many we had to eat at two tables. And it was always my luck to have to eat at the second table. And do you know I was 16 years old before I knew a chicken had anything but a neck?”

Too F lattiovine. cele AS eee is dangerous to sensi- tive ladies,’’ says the Wise Man. ‘“T am always very careful in the mat- ter, because one evening I told a lady that she was as sweet as honey, and

the next day she had hives.’’

| Not Quite Practical. oS" is very liberal in her chari- ties,’’ said one woman. ‘Yes,”” answered the other; ‘‘liberal, but not always practical. For instance, she wanted to send alarm clocks to Af- rica to aid sufferers from the sleeping sicxness.”’ a A Resemblance Noted, ow" do you think of tariff rey. ion?” ““Well,”’ answered Farmer Corn “it strikes me that the tariff is a go0d deal like the weather. No matter what kind you get, it’s pretty sure to be bad

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(For further particulars addre _— SIMS has written to a Chicago for a prospectus of a new spring suit of clothes, and expects to walk with Miss Fruzie Allsop under her large hat ere the house onions bloom again. The Blind Man from the Calf Ribs Community has decided to withdraw his membership from that celebrated

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