St. Louis Post-Dispatch
July 10, 1898

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rw " . ‘ ; “oy has he at $ - a othe er ha a 4 ; > et ie | Pe ¥ 7 Te RRS SERN Ni nse ital "ha . : es me a. * oS 0h ties ‘ i “s np, SR GRE > hes i 4 5 At RRR ce BRD oe aii mt x ; : aS ere OPERAS pr es: ‘na * Ss yp ~ . : 5 7 we Mt Sl . - . oe ‘ “4 ’ - ” 4 ae 7 r fe - . ae —_ nd Ey F Says * > mye ” - > “ep ee SF Pe ee 2 Bele Sa bh . i a a4 eat: y : a ” x4 Sees GEERKEEEKE EEK ELLE ELECT ECKEMCK EEK MEEK EEK EK 4 The Great Drug Bargain D GAME = Vell ON GALLOWS, = AT DEATH Center of St. Louis. . — | | -_ (MONDAY) we are going io make it to your interest to get acquainted with our me hod * | : és "9 4 ; of doing business. !1 we do not demonstrate to vou th r PIN 4 _——aeent, & ~lerror’ Dual|Lifeof a Beauty in & }4 cces me LOWEST OF ANY HOUSD IN TUE STATE een ne eT INeST, OUR Meets His Doom. Great City. LED x Sale Ven's Lowas High Shoes gy Tan Shoes (several stvies), trades, good sizes, $3. 4 00 ze¢s ’ and $5.00; $1.50 cut We cccceasebace Patent Leather and Tan Vici Kid Button, very neat (good sizes), originally $5.00, SI 98 . now - ese ee ee ee eeeeee Black, Oxblood and Green Kid and Cloth Top (can fit you), $3.00 and $3.50; $1.98 cut Os covédséces bike Men’s Black Vici Kid, with cloth top, all sizes and widths, reduced from $2 98 7 BRAND ‘Breaking SANDE an Clearin N IN DEAD EARNEST. Girls’ and Boys’ Shoes.| Ladies BootsandOxfords Child’s Tan and Black Button and} Ladies’ Tan Lace Boots, spring Lace, spring heel, 5 to 8; heel, 27% to 5, $1.50; 75¢ Former price, $1.00. 68c to close out quick...... Ladies’ Tan Lace Boots, good. NOW >>>>9>9>9>9999>99999999999: —_—_-—-— o— - JOE ALBRIGHT DIED IN JAIL HERE LAST YEAR. L he Year Round. Syrup Figs..... De Lacy’s Laxative Fruit Wafers... . 69c Wine of Cardul , Paine’s Celery Com;ound. 73c Pierce's Fav. Prescription In fact, all Patent Medicines we retail at wholesale prices. 4 Desperate Man Goes to the Scaffold Some Say It Was Suicide, Others Acci- Without a Tremor and Swings as deni and Still Others Think It Coolly as if It Were May Have Been Foul Only in Play. Play. In our Prescrip‘ion Departmeat QUALI/Y and pres reiga supreme. We save you atleas 50 per ceatenail prescriptioas. We employ old, reliabie men oaly. Try us on your pext prescr.pi.oa. JOHNSON BROS., Leading Cut-Rate Drugeists. oo -_—-_ —_—— Boys’ and Youths’ heels, good and solid, and 24 to.54; marked from $1.50 and $1.75 to The suicide of Cora Kirk In a room at 1701 Market street yesterday, commonplace among the long lst of self-destroyers In a great city, reveals a pathetic story. In St. Louis she lived at 105 Center street and was a police character. In a trunk In her room the Coroner found a large bundie letters from relatives at Matioon, jul. One was signed ‘Lettie Hitt’ and it read: Dear Auat Lucy—!I recelved your Most we:- sae come jetter aod was giad to hear frou you. murders It found us all but myself. FT am sick. The ream ‘ ot wri Srober wus cause io send an embruidered did wot quite get It fn- sepd it in a fe daye. Muamua chickens and three uf are setlibg. » pave Ltnisbed housecieanibe x We were very thankful ror that nice box of things you sept us, and sincerely hope you and WILL BFE KEPT UP TO THE STANDARD. . —_ &. *“t * Nae 3 > ~: ae ? . were more Boys’ Tan, medium toe, lace, 23 to 54; originally 98c $2.00, now. ...-+2 eee. . Dt. ud ood ag T. this summer, bot eno lg grave. Granimotber was down for a visit last Sunday. sbe is well and asked when we had beard from you. We told uer you wrote regulariy and that Mr. Baird was well. My bat aud slirt waist you sent me «re just lovely. Aunt Lucy, we tbank sou very much for those things you sent, and when yuu bave avy more of your fine clothe you dun't need, send them along. Good-dy, Aunt Lucy, and take a kiss from sour affectionate littie . blece, LETTIF. This letter was addressed to Mre. Rob-| | ert Baird. There were other letters from in which the girl asks the adv.ce aunt as to her sechool] stud.es. In one she says she is going to learn to be a sho.t- (hand writer, so that wnen she grows up ES _eeQee LL nH | the bar and the flames broke up through | the decks and swept tg dor pga the order) == ——$— Se ee ' Was given to take to the boats. The boats oS 2224 oonesseseseseg, had already been lowered, and the passen- ELECTED N W oe made ao them as fast as they could. 1 ° ust at this time assistance came from 4 > English Butter Scotch an unexpected quarter. A fishing smack, : One of the best liked of Con- the Sam D. Miller, had seen the burning ship and her distress signals, and bore rad's Candies—pure, whole- some confection suited we on her. She reached her at almost the same time as the lifeboat. The ship’s boats with the passengers at Sactecum aka tien luxury improved. | once made fur the smack, and the majority CONKAD’S.....618 Locust. of them were picked up by the fishing boat. 2712 Tramkifa Av. Delmar, aear Taylor. Business Proceedings of the National 3:07 Educational Association. His o'clock. neck was ai MONROE PUBLIC SCHOOL BUILD- ING CEREMONIES ATTENDED BY A VAST CROWD. WASHINGTON, July 9.—The National Educaticnal Association to-day at the Grand Opera House elected the following officers for the ensuing year: President, ~_— ~—— — -—- -—- - Double Danger of the Passen- **Lettle,”’ Oo. her The lifesavers rescued most of the crew and several of the passengers. All on board the burning ship got away In safety. gan then. orime, but was not convicted. A year later Jim got into his first sert- | ous trouble He farm near Ma!den. rag dealt the head. Was not punished for this offense. He returned- @ his father, who had seet- |! tied on 6 faj=™ cx miles west of Charles- /every letter told of the receipt of costiy As far back as 1892 the Albricht boys be- their criminal) aqureer. They lived with faren in Scott County with their parents on a Jim was charged was then lLving on He was on a school ourd one day and a number of the teasing him. He became en- and, grasping a baseba.!] bat, he one of the boys a vicious blow on The blow resulted fatally. He SPpown to be a strong young 7 , and the pair soon he- * neighborhood. People ‘ys, for it wae known 1 Grop of a hat. . wedded a sister of Jim and Joe did tch, and they swore to The young farmer was as strong as an ox and active as a cat, and he felt amply able to take care of him- eelf. Then he thought the boys were only talking. One day the three met in the postoffice of a small Mississippi County village. Joe, the younger, insulted Large, who attempt- od to strike him. The boys left the store Spparentiy in no hurry. Large remained in the store. Some time later the boys returned. As they walked into the store Se faw them and arose to meet them. Joe had a double-barre! shotgun behind him, He presenied it and pulled the trig- gers. Both barreis exploded. Large's chest received the contents and he pitched forward on his face. dead. the I a some pelly' : | a | not | ; had skilfully escaped having her relatives (ered . Baird” by the nieces and nephews. | what circumstances she came to this citv Joe and Jim had left their horses stand. | ing in front of the postoffice., Hropped their Weapons and. their horses’ backs, escaped. ey made their way over Thev springing on to Pemiscot ,is worth at least $500. ounty where they had friends who con- | fealed them. against the Albriaghts that large posses Were formed to hunt them down and the boys dared not emerre from their hiding Places. George S. Flliot, a young man, married Only a few we: ks, Was Prosecuting Attor- ney of Missiseipp: County lie was par- Weulariy anx’ous to bring the young des- etn iene to justice. He heurd that the ys had returned Mississippi County _— were in hiding at home Ellict col. ala ed a crowd of men around him one Feeling was «0 Intense to she can go to the city aod earn her own livi.g. A Jetier from Le.tie’s mot.e. tells of the simple home Lfe of hers lf ard fa a- She is proud to kaow that ‘Mrs. " j6 SO prosperous, and that she— Baird—has a hap. y home. Other etters from relat ves ndicate that Cora Kirk, as she was known.in St. Lous, made several visits to her old home, but each time “‘Mr: Baird’ was so rushed with business that he ould .10t accompany ‘i er. The letters also show th t the dua: woman v's.t her here, first one pretext, other, each one plausible enough. then an- Almost presents, and upon rotuse thanks were show- “Aunt Lucy” ard “Uncie The true name of the dead woman is not known to the police. That her first hame was Lucy is shown by the way the letters were addressed, but further than that nothing is known. To the police she was known as Cora Kirk, and that is the name recorded at the Morgue. She had been in St. Louis several vears and was about 28 or 30 years old. IWnder is not known to the police, but it is pre- sumed that she came here to accept em- ployment as a clerk, stenographer or some- thing in that line. Her slender, tapering hands, soft as the pink flesh of a babe. are evidence that she was never subjected to menial labor. Of shapely form, with a wealth of Titian hair, bright blue eyes and almost faultless complexion, she was Singuiarly attractive appearance. Her beauty was enhanced by the costly cloth. ing she wore. Among the property held by the Coroner is a large wicker basket, filled with dresses and other wearing apparel. Some of the dresses are especially fine. At a rought estimate, the outfit of clothing the Coroner’s surgeon, ‘held fmf post-mortem yesterday afternoon and found evidence of morphine poisoning. The inquest will be held Monday. As yet the police and Coroner know but little as to the circumstances surrounding the death, but it is presumed to be a suicide. Another theory is that the woman was addicted to the use of morphine, and by mistake took an overdose. Still, there {is a third theory—that of foul play, but {it hag little evidence to bear it out, Dr. Nelter, sh.p’s crew, city, gers of an Ocean Liner. THE DELAWARE RURNED OFF BARNEGAT. A CALM SEA AND PROMPT WORE OF THE RESCUERS AVERTED A CALAMITY. COASTGUARDS DID — SOME VALIANT WORK. While the Passengers and Crew Es- caped No Property of Value Was Saved. Special to the Post-Dispatch. NEW YORK, July 9.—With fire flashing from her hatchways, smoke belching from every porthole and rockets shooting into the air, the passenger steamer Delaware was run ashore in Barnegat Bay, off Cedar Creek, N. J., early this morning. For her crew and for the members of the Cedar Creek Lifesaving Sta.ion, who went to their assistance it was a race with death. The brave lifesavers won and the entire with 35 passengers from this a fiery tomb by the fishing were rescued from them and the crew of Sam D. Miller. The steamer !s ae total loss. She burned to 6maca but a blackened hulk, from whica smoke continue to roll over the P. The destroyed vesse] belonged to W. Ciyde & Co. of this cicy. She sailed from this port yesterday for Charleston and Jackson- ville, She is commanded by Capt. A. P. In- the water's edge, and nothing remains of | her to-da clouds o waters of the ccean. Word was sent to the Merritt & Chapman Wrecking Co. of this city, and ‘tthe, tug Chapman was rent to the scene. The pesseugers and crew were later tramsferred to a tug and started for this city. The passengers lost everything with the destruc‘ion of the ship. The steamer burned fiercely after she had been aban- doned. The flames shot upward a hundred feet into the air. Showers of sparks rose above the flames and fell in the sea all around. The masts burned away'‘at the bottom and covered with fleéry shrouds and rigging tumbled overboard with great crashes. The water bo'led and tossed all around the burning ship as half-barned Spars and red-hot bolts and chunks of smoking woodwork fell overboard into the eea. The red giare of the fire was reflected on the water and on the clouds overhead, and the burning ship made.a pyrotechnic d's- play such as has not been seen along this coast for a long time. Summer boanmders and other residents turned out and gathered on the shore at all points of vantage, taking in the display. At daylight the vessel had burned to the water's edge. The foHowlng® were passengers on the Delaware: A. P. Wood, Mrs. Frank, Will'am Harvey. J. H. Mabie, H. Mable. W. D. Clausen and wife, P. W. S-mmons, R. H. Marsh. Miss Marsh, Mrs. B. Marsh. Charles Mulbinger, F. L. Lewis, James Warner and wife. Jane Herandez. J. Dalton, W. C. Weraly. Charles J. Weraly. AN EXPERT'S OPINION. He Says the Bourgogne Was Correctly Built. Special Cable to the Post-Dispatch. Copyright by the Press Publishing Company, 149s, PARIS, July 9.—M. Daymard, engineer- in-chief of the Trans-Atlantic Co., has made a statement to ithe Gaulois that the Bourgogne, in point of water tight com- partments was one of the most complete vessels afloat. He said, however, She was, at an enormous disadvantage compared with the striking vessel. He cited the case of the British warship Victoria and the Camperdown as an ex- E. Oram Lyte, Millersville, Pa.; secretary, Irwin Shepard, Winona, Minn.; treasurer, L. C. McNeill, West Superior, Wis.; first vice president, James M, Greenwood, Mis- souri; second vice president, W. W. Stet- son, Maine; third vice president, E B. Prettyman, Maryland; fourth vice presi- dent, H. C, White, Georgia; fifth vice president, Jos. Swain, Indiana: sixth vice president, J. R. Rightsall, Arkansas; sev- enth vice president, R. 8. Bingham, ash- ington; eighth vice president, Frank Smith, Kansas; ninth vice president, E. B. McElroy, Oregon; tenth vice president, McHenry Rhoades, Kentucky; eleventh vice president, J. H. Joiner, North Caro- lina; twelfth vice president, 8. N. Hop- kins, Oklahoma. ; Dijirectors—South Central Division, Ken- tucky, W. H. Bartholomew; Tennessee, W. R. Payne; Georgia, W. F. S'aton; Ala- bama, John T. Gregory; Mississippi, E. E. Bass; Louisiana, Warren Easton; Texas, O. H, Cooper; Oklahoma, D. R. Boyd; Ar- karsas, J. L. Halloway. North Central Division—Ohlo, F. B. DyeT; Indiana and [linois, E. A. Gastman; Mich- igan, Henry B. Pattengill; Wisconsin, L. D. Harvey; Iowa, W. M. Beardshear; Minne- sota, George B. Alton; Missouri, John R. Kirke; North Dakota, W. L. Stockwell; South Dakota, Frank Crane; Nebraska, Carroll G. Pearce; Kansas, Frank R. Dyer. Western Division—Montana, J. B. Hen- SPEECHES, SONGS AND PRAYER. Thousands of Children and Citizens Generally Join in an After- noon of Jubilee, The corner stone of the new Monroe public school building at Broadway and Missouri averve was laid yesterday after- noon in the presence of 3000 persons. Patriotic enthusiasm marked the ._ pro- ceedings. Mayor Ziegenhein, who promised to be present and deliver an address, dis- appointed the assemblage. He sent word that he was busily. engaged at the Mer- cantile Club enlightening the members of that organization on his pet eubject, the Charter amendments, The exercises opened with @ grand chorus, participated in by about 5) mem- bers of the St. Louls singing societies. Henry Mausch, president of the Shepard School Association, delivered @ brief intro- fontana, J. He ddress. in which he referred to] dricks; Wyoming, Estelle Reel; Colorado, L. poecgget: schools as the buiwark of free C. Greenlee: New Mexico, Mrs. E. R. Jack- ‘son; Arizona, F. 8. Hafferd; Oregon, J. H. government. He then presented School | Ackerman: Washington, Cc. Whitley; Director Willi Brown, whose remarks— é Utah, J. M. Tanner; California, a. FB. short, precise. and pointed—were loudly | Brown; Indian Terito W. A. Caldwell; cheered. Sunflower Cake, 2? sizes, lc and 25e. IP VOUR NOSE IS LIKE ONE OF THESE Or otherwise ill-sha or red; if you hare out standing ears, wrinkles, crow’s feet, superfluous hair, warts, moles or any facial defect or mish. call on Dermatwlogist Dr. B. L. Fowler, 6th oor, B. | Holland Bulldiog. MORE TROOPS FOR MAYFIELD, A Fresh Arrival Arouses the People of the Town. Special to the Post-Dispatch. MAYFIELD, Ky., July 9.—Another troop of soldiers arrived here this afternoon to the great astonishment of the people. This company came from Pewee Valley and numbers 45. They brought a Gates ae with them and the town Is in a tremendous whirl of excitement. | It is ay impoesible to foretell the re- sult of Bob Blank's trial. characters are in danger of bein Oaths used in connection with Gov. ley’s name are heard on every hand. eituation is serious. Mob violence had been suppressed here, but this new action of the Governor hae aroused the people, and there is no telling what may happen. —_¢@ — = —_ — ——— = AND THEY WERE.... HILTS our buyer gathered in. Nevada, J. E. Stultz; Idaho, J. C. Black. Among other good things Mr. Brown said: ‘The greatest danger to this republic is the corruption of our public officials. A'| dishonest man in public office can do far greater harm than the bank cashier to whom !s entrusted thousands of dollars, simply because his power for evil is almost unlimited. A vast percentage of our people are educated, but there still remains & startling minority whose illiteracy results in their being driven to the polls on elec- tion day like flocks of sheep. Shoes, meee ee —sti—e and | —_—_———-s - ——— a — > OPENERS! Promised it! Hilts’ never disappoint! Shoes, Shoes til! you can’t rest! Every price cut on the whole five carloads If you were not among the tremendous ample, and also the loss of the Cunarder @regon under identical circumstances with the Bourgogne. FANNY DAVENPORT BETTER. tand demanded their Burret! ’ rhety } id if hey rieyed, and Jim consent. dq he - ken. . When the vounge Prosecuting officer an- red the room Jim had a Joubh! -barreled Otgun pointed directly at bh « breast thout a word of wirning he fire J "The Officer fell mortally wounded. , : The remainder of Fill ot'« “Our strength lies in enlightment, hence in the strong support of our public | school system, Spain is outclassed in war} because she is an .gnorant nat.on.” | About 20 scholars of the 5Snh¢ pard School, | gowned in white and b.ue, and bear.ng in} their lines long red banners, 80 a5 (0 form a human embiem of liberty, rendered ““Co-| graham. The rescued sailors are at the lifesaving Stat.on. but will soon come to New York, They are filled with gratitude to the life- savers for their timely assistance. They think themselves particularly jucky because the lifesavers were on duty. They are never un duty at th. time of the year under ordi- circumstances, and would not be so MANGLED BY A TRAIN Three Boys En Route to a Recruiting Office Meet Sudden Death. crowds Friday and Saturday, come to-morrow. 14 More > Openers for Monday Merely to give you an idea what this Eye-Opening Sale ts! to Special to the Post-Dispatecb. ty Pharma —. © object of the committe te * mis * posse rushed oven. were taken tn when they heard the firing a: Eovered the Albrights Ose — © Charleston and locked in jail. When Hewes of Elliot's killing become Known there aos talk of lynching. A mob forming when the Sherif *noved his prieoners. drove across ntry to a neighborin town and brought mon a train to St. Lou «. Here they attracted much attention bhe- any be opavedo Thev admitted the o ® enarges against them Bioried in their acts. When Joe die4 She pmicials at Charleston felt that the indigna- on had died out to such an extent that no iynehing would be attempt d Jim Albright was convi ted laet October ry d was & r the #use Association, tlemen: H elaborate progra® the ‘s va oe oo, “Aa et ee te eS dapat Mut ieee Ss aie a eee. a Wee 4 ey ae ‘ith * , "ee ne Ss ens rt Ba ae ey se ahd dee EYE-OPENER NO. & ’ v Biack, many styles; same as Fou pay $1 7) for everywhere «xcept! at Hi ts — Eye ning Price EYE-OPENER NO. 9. “ree dies ° Lace ~hoes ia ‘@ tan, , BS eee r] | $1.59. ~hoes—_ back, tan and wine Mea ned, embracing all the EYE-OPENER NO. 11. LADIES’ $2ce2"ki3, a'en'ana tows ene ali the new and noboy trig OLE EYE-OPENER NO. 12. y" are Notas a hie ete cheap at $2. 5¢- fy tog Price ae eae 13 EYE-OPENER NO. 13. everets, a!) sieee, a ae desakog Petes $8. co— EYE-OPENER NO. 14. ati? 6-Ey Price . - EYE-OPENER NO. 10. '@ Fine Viet Kid Lace os. new ® ve'tes—aeull price 249 $4.50—Eye-Openiag Pree. 5 m nas: ane enenge S| to sell a ’ ‘ some slik Festing tope- you would call them IBY’ rime ¥ gtk vestin cea Boot LADIES’ Hs Sisdtm b sex ana the te venting end et

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“a ee Or Dy ~¢eu" een io Fag thos, yt 7 _eo Pu NEARLY A RIOT. oo. tt “dy » - 4 inf ne pele - SPE PFE 1 AEBS , =" , . “ ‘ _ « > .. $i = M : . ue % te ae : ” . Kauffman read a telegram in whi h lardeman instructed 1) T in Capt. Kaufman's examination, %, 1 submit,” resumed tio Captain " More excited, “tha: Dr. Pero 4 hey those Instructions, ang muster ‘pany, He promised oe would, Be t© go beck on his prom- Kauff- Hardeman Pea). te ‘ViNnpaAny with. Te Fo & oe RIEL ae held tin Atlant the chief topic « maids af honor and brighteat Misses Eila Ro! Josepnine Cobb Miss Robinsor ls a thorough! girl. Miss Mamie J @\reet, St. Louls at ac which Dr. Pes: Capt. Allen the Southern } the Barracks. Lr. Pesold st Kauffman's failure to have unclean about ter such mre ni is as follows: tien, It fey to fatel~ PA DS Reg

= REPRESENTATIVES OF ST. LOUIS A The Confederate Veterans’ reunion to be a, Ga., July 21, 22 and 23, Is yf conversation among fash- There will be four from St. La uls, and these four young ladics are among the prettiest girls in society. They are inson, Mamie Porter Jones, and Roberta MeCuy! och, 1} is the daughter of Dr. and Mrs. A. C. Robinson of 3402 Pine street. and y charming and attractive ones ie the daughter of Mr. 4 Olive and veral of the Confe derate re- & the past four ee Nd did not reply to. Beli left. the room lote! to see Col. Hardeman untll he returned from » , ’ , ated his position during the trip into town, “Il do not ba se My refusal to muster tn Said, ‘solely on’ his %. Most of the men were their persons and I have au- th rT Ay 'n the State law fur refusing to mus- n The gection to Which Dr. Pesold referred The person of the recruit shou! d be washed wit) eoap and water before be is presented for Rtg 4} ae 3 1478 a | : | He and bal _ 7 years, Miss Cobb ts the daughter of Seth Cobb, ex-Congressman from Missouri. She 1s an ‘unusually talented and brilllant girl. Miss McCulloch, who fa now vyisiting In the Feast, Is the daughter of Robert McCul- loch, supertntendent of the Citizens’ Rail- way. Mr. McCulloch is Major-General, com- manding Missouri! Division, United Confed- crate Veterans. Miss Katherine Lee Mercer, who Is to present Missourt! at large, Is the daughter of ex-State Treasyrer Joseph Wayne Mer- cer. Col Mercer is a one-armed veteran of the civ.l war@nd has devoted time and money to ex-cafifederate relief societies. Miss Mercer is & blonde and @ very beau- tiful girl. She made her debut in Kansas 1“. 2 ”* se . > - SEL f | : 4 Soe -_ - i> oP Oe 5h RITES + THE ATLANTA Loulse Salmon, Clinton; Miss Ethel Edwards, Jefferson City; Miss Maids of Honor—Miss Miss Katherine Lee Mercer, Independence; Carrie Hutton, Moberly; Miss Ella Robinson, 3402 Pine street, St. Louis; Miss Mamie Porter Jones, 8928 Olive street, St. Louis; Miss Roberta McCulloch, St. Louls; Miss May Kmall. Sedalia; Mise Kitty E. Pitts, Jefferson City; Miss Mary Gantt, Jefferson City; Miss Agnes Digges, New Madrid; Miss Mabel Milster, Higg'ts- ville: Miss Lucile Barnett, Palmyra; Miss Da‘sy Richardson, Renton Station; Miss Josephine Cobb, 4444 Westminster place, St. Louls; Miss Winnte Pope, Jefferson City. (Mhaperon—-Mrs. Mildred Standish, Jefferson City. The headquarters for the Missouri! ladies will be at the Kimball House and al! of Georgia has been invited to call. There will be a reception at the Lindell Hotel oe — -_—--— —eo—_ ee -- ee ———— —_ —_—_—_- -— —— or czed or filthy the chances are euch tie are tramps or vagabonds, and will not make good soldiers. Men who, though attired in clean clothing, are found to be filthy cir persons, should be promptly rejected for like reason “I declined to muster those men on gen- eral principles, and my pogition is correct, I believe. I shall report the case fully to Col. Hardeman, and I think he will sustain I have nothing against Kauffman, but his exhibition of temper this afternoon marks him as unfit for a commanding posi- tion. I don’t believe he can pass the phy- steal examination, ejther, as I understand ohe arm is shorter than the other.” Capt. Kauffman ciaims Col. Hardeman’s orders were explicit and required the mus- tering of the men. “I have nothing against anybody,” he sald, “except Pesold. He acted unfairly, dresa, as and respect ible in { me, property to the amount of - — - ee ee a [It ts. true that Mr. Dyer has polsoned a large number of the men against me, but Il have no grudge against h:m. My only desire is to get this company mustered In Without further trouble.’’ Lieut. Dever claims that of attempting to supersede Capt he had Kaufman ; Until more than half the company demand- i ed his election to the captaincy. Hie claims to @rgaanize a he has the same authority Kauff- company from Gen. Bell that Capt. Man has. Qualified as an Administrator. Letters of administration were granted Edward P. Lueckney yesterday for the es- tate of the late Rose Kaufman, who met her death a week ago by falling from @& window. The ¢state consists of no tdea | 0! D MAIDS’ CONVENTION. ee A Band of Wisconsin Ladies Meet to Discuss Ways and Means. Wis... July 9.—An “old maids’ was held in the City Hall last niwvht. his was the first convention of the kind eve id In this city. and so far as known it {= the first of ita kind on record. The obje ct of the was to de- termipe how the miamovers °o Young Ladics’ Sinkle Blessedness Debating So- clety should comport themselves £0 a8 to make themselves popular with the sterner sex. The convention was largely attended, es- pecially by the young men and nusnbere of ol4 bachelors, who were anxious to learn of NEENAH, convention’’ onvention f the ithe traps that were ¢o be set for them . - _—* 4 . « » * * . : > ry GATH here In St. of July 18, and all federates are invited to be present The round-trip fare from St. Hoon intere sted of $1 for sleeping car berth. The ladies will leave the evening. July 18, breakfast in and supper at Atlanta on the 19th. portuntiy will be given to stop over (Chickamauga, and the during July. advantage of the cheap rate, Those going from St. Louis and will rowufy Capt. Frank Gaiennie. sition buliding. City will cosnmmunicate with Col. R. Keith, Assistant Adjutant-General, louls, at 2 o'clock In the after- (on- ' [ouls to Atlanta ts to be $13.70, with an added fare efty at 6 o'clock, | Nashvi.le, | Th= | «?’p tickets are good Everybody is invited to take vicinity Lx po- Those going from Kansas —_—_-- @&> -—-_— Weird Stories. A CASE THAT HAS YOUNG MRS. DOWNEY SAYS THE OLD LADY PRAYED THE IN- FANT MIGHT DIE, FELL MYSTERIOUSLY ILL. AND THEN PASSED AWAY. The Elder Mrs. Downey Says Hep Daughter-in-Law Accuses Her of * Killing the Child by Witchcraft. Myeterious and weird are the circum stances stirrrounding the death of Josephine, the 3-months-old baby of Mr. and Mra, Bernard Downey at 1427 South Third etreet. Coroner Wait and Chief Desmond's men have investigated the case, but they ere unable to throw any light upon it, The mother makes strange charges against the babe’s grandmother, Mra, Rosanna Downey a mild mannered, intel- ligent and benevolent about 55 years oid. The grandmother deé@«- nies the charges In toto and declares her daughter-in-law is menialiy§ Iirresponsibfe, Young Mrs. Downey, tlougnh sne was bowed with grief over the loss of her child yester- day appeared intelligent, tonest and earfie est. ’ The stories told by the two women strange and uncanny. One of the at is bound to be untrue, but which one the officials admit they are utterly unable te decide. The circumstances were first called to the authorities attention when the aged Mrs. Downey clad cahied at the Coroner's office and asked that gated. “I am blamed for the baby's death,” she said. “God knows I did not cause it, and I would willingly have given my own life te have prevented it. Mary Ann, my son's wife, declares that I. brought about Iittle Josephine s death by witchcraft. She drove ing and would have assaulted me had I not gone. unless i* on an electric car a mogth ago M daughter-in-law and I were then riding te gether, she with the baby itn her arm: Something got wrong with the electric paratus and a bolt of lightning flashed the baby’s face. The electricity did net strilte the child, but tt affected her strangely. I noticed that from that day the child drooped until it died, “Yesterday I got a postal card from my: daughter asking me to come to her house She seemed grief-stricken and sald strange things, but I attributed them to her grief, It was after midnight when she and &n- other .-woman got up and left the houses, In ten minutes the other woman returned, She said that Mary Ann's face was toward the river and she had threatened to drown herself. Bennie and another of my sons ran and overtook her. They brought her back to the house. “Then Mary Ann gald the most terrible things to me. She sald she had learned from a fortune teller that I had killed the She told me the woman had adv sed There sae would baby. her to look in her pillow. find an emblem bearing a heart and @ dove, and also a wisp of my hair. They were to be burned, as the fortune teller said they had been put there by @ witch hired by me. Burning these articles was the only thing that would eave the baby, ‘I did so," my daughter-in-law ehricked aft me. ‘but not in time to save my baby's life.’ “All the time my daughter was talking she angrier. She finaliy ordered me from the house, and though It waa 2 o'clock in the morning, I went. I admit that I did not want my son to marry Mary Ann, but I accepted her as my daughter and would hive done anything In the world for her. 1 think her mind is gone and she ought became to be examined.” ) A reporter called at the Downey home at 127 South Third yesterday. Mr, eirce | true.” she | my os — ———— | COMPANY D RECRUITING. Lieut. Wilson Will Open His Office To- Day for Volunteers. Reginning with this morning Lieut. Ward office at 2B Wilson will open a reerulting South Fifteenth street to 15 or # men for Company ment. Missouri Vo unteers. he office pe open daly This company soon as possible, as front when comp. te. has orders to get = a ban’t Put Up With ?-r Husband. Annie Ehrhart filed her husband Ira_B, legin She March 1b, husband ‘ the atene and *her muster tn about Regli- will from 0 a. Istnv @ ready as ia sure to go to the Downey answered the bell. She te a mild. mannered little woman, with blue eyes and Black hair, and justa suepicion of a brogw@e, lier eyes were red from weeping, but ashe | calmed herself and related her version lof the baby’s death, “My mother-in-law's story fs utterly Une- sald. “IL never consulted a for- tune teller in my fe. Nor did I ever accuse mother-in-law of witcheratt. 1 do net believe in that sort of thing. My morhere has cone me & far greater wrong than to practice witchcraft upon me. only @ poor Irieh «irl. ] ca oid country ve years age. a seo | married Bernard te hie love « and | loved him. sut sin Otte liked me He waa of ~ vever ._ were married despite oe v's objections. Ever since then ft oo e trie i to separate ua. My motner-ite- aw has said ene would never rest cOMe- tent until we were separated. net: ell . “re wae only « fow we ke ago tha sister-in-.4W, . Cook, who lved we Chouteau avenue, moter, r coffin and prayed aloud that stood over he hat tn quid be the next one t eS my vase Now abe has het might follow to Calvary a= the cilld was born “Even before PR, a my home and right before me she 7 _ ine OW “| am from ine »T ad that when the ohiid ©& sold mes oT have the head of a dog. She hoped that when (he mt he ate. Thte c.i dhe nearly Killed me, . ¢ ; nake @ *USe Cwhat was the cause of death? FT don't know. ff oniy know that my jitthe treade ure wickened and feied Like a t& fower. “We had cootors, but they ¢ oft make out the care Mother nae her wieh Little J will go to Ca.vary a! 4 t suppese she — it ay sot long ollow ihe hearer ontlt she can follow me to (he same place, t she desired. e now did. Hin mother’s influence haa a! and he has not worked Chriscmas. is a candy maker, used to Take wages. 2 ee ‘ As ‘ ¥ / =~ oo Grandmother and Mother Tell - appearing woman “I cannot tmagine what alled the bab Yggpo was affected by an occurrenc . at * a. ‘al a » 3 Ses ¢ . at, 7 ‘ STRINGE DEATH OF BABY GOWNEY, i* ae ie , _ * ut wi DETECTIVES-PUZZLED. 4.25 Ea = gS a J oo e > a = 3 2 } * j © e 4 7, Lar ae" «f ~ Np ayes fen aT 4 Py be Py aS rare > > " 4 PE eh apts © IMs P2 a a . ‘ ‘« a in her widow's weeds the death of her grandchild be investle ee me from her home at 2 o’clock this morfe — foe ee) Pk ete & ’ oF * “Rernard does sot love me like he once a : ie ¥ ey oy nie ee ary e ¢ a r ° <<

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a i ae THe “fq ane. r a ye Pd ae : « " ; adi en j 7 -_— bys i “ Pa » * . i? : : ’ eg WB ry nee Sa ee wet! f Lae ha eS q: *. a rid Nex’ s : = * - ale ty ‘ 7" J 4 - - 1\ THIS IS TAE RIGHT WAY, is wa ¢ “ . . , ‘ - ; ; > \ Se eee —— ¢, ; Ped ; LY Gee ee = 3 - ~~ CORRECT POSITIONS IN YOUR BATHING SUIT. TIQUETTE, when applied to the bathing-beach, has been a thing of elasticity. There are unwritten laws, though, which it would behoove the weli- mannered young woman to obeerve when she dons her bathing suit. rat, don’t hold a levee of your men friends. No matter what the custom is at the resort, no matter who ise does it, take heed and eschew masculine society while in your bathing costume, The young woman who contentedly lolls about the beach for hours in her bathing sult is of necessity shorn of a great deal of modé@t>. Not that there is anything wrong with the riodern bathing sutt. It is fash- joned in the most practical lines to give perfect ease and freedom to the wearer. But the garment was not made for dress parade on the beach. Ite abbreviated comfort was designed for waters of swimming depth. If, however, the wilful young woman insists upon sunning horself upon the beach, there are ways of modifying ber offense. Never pose a la the vaudeville soubrette. So many giria have an idea that an admiring audience is fringing the beach. They therefore proceed to give what they imagine are cunning little » performances. Chasing the waves is a favorite pastime of these itmpromtu - performers. Little rushes are made at the breakers, followed by a hasty retreat, accompanied by delicate lite screams. ' These exhibitions are rather too much exercise for some of the summer girla They prefer quiet poses and are found at every turn. Here, in full view of @ crowded pier, a pretty girl is stretched full length. She ts endowed with eloquent feet, which #he kicks blithely in the air as she chats saucily with her companion. Imagine what the spectators must think of such a airi! A little further e chic Dionde, in jaunty ettire, sits hugging her knees, oblivious of the awkwardness of | her attire. To further accentuate her emancipation from all conventional bonds @he chews cum! Many well-bred girls fall Into these habits simply from seeing others do the same thing, The laxity of the seaside chaperon is proverbial, and American re- sorts now compare with the French seasides In the gay and unconventional Scenes which abound. The well-bred, dignified girl knows that repose is the hall-mark of good breeding. She t« not of necessity a prude. Far from it. She simply knows how to subdue her overflowing «spirits. She carries this repose to the seaside and with ite ald euccesefully curbs the tIntoxicating effect which a superabundance of Ozone creates. She slips from her dressing-room into the surf. She does not countenance diving from the steps or pier, no matter how much an adept she may be. She | oes not climb upon the rafts or spring-boards, or do anything which wil!) make 4 ¢ her conspicuous, She simply bes a jolly, healthy dip, and has just as good a time : as the rollicking girl who has been busy attracting the notice of the onlookers. ‘ 4 Mise Pauline Willard, a recent reorult to the stage, has given the Sunday World a series of picturesque poses. One set Mlustrates the improper way for the bathing-beach girl to conduct herself. The others give a lesson in the etiquette _ Of seaside postures. The ohic bathing sult worn by Miss W’"ard is photographea i een wer’ | DECREASE i ee ee Loe MAGE 9F IPS THAT : ih PSTUDHOLME'S 4 P\* 4) ARE TOO See s r 9) LARGE, AND is HOW TO IMPROVE THOSE THAT ARE [ On Wo bi) << R a rm . ’ a. ve Ae Te THE TIMELY QUESTION OF HIPS. IPS are still the prominent feature of the Amer ican woman's figure. Parid@ian fashionables dis- carded the padded hips a year ago, but our women have not followed the example. Parisian women first adopted the padded hips. They simply copied the figures of the stage beauties of the opera bouffe. The ‘accepted stage type of a Ree. perfect form has a very small waist and great ioe. breadth of hip. Marie Studholm, now the reigning os beauty of the English stage, has a waist measure- i ment of twenty Inches, while her hips curve a thirty-eight inches. A consensus of opinion from leading artists shows a decided difference in the dimensions of an artisti- cally perfect form from that of the present mode. The artist's ideal has a waist measuring ‘wenty-six inches, hips thirty-two. The artist's rule is that bust and hips must measure the same. The Venus of Milo is no longer taken as a criterion for a perfect figure. Modern art has found many flaws in the proportions of the ancient masterpiece. Reduced to life size her waist and hips would measure thirty-one and forty inches, respectively. If a woman is so unfortunate as not to have hips there are many ways by which this fault can be remedied. Physical exercise under an expert teacher is the best means. There are certain exercises which apply directly to the hip muscles. Swimming ts on: of the best, while practice on the horizontal ba brings every muscle of the hips Into play. The le twist taught by the masters of fancy dancing a: particularly good to increase the size of the his For the woman who has an excess of flesh abo the hips bicycling is one of the best means of 1 ducing it. Good long walks every day with plain die has a way of making the flesh disappear also. a ee THE PRETTIEST FOOT IN'NEW YORK. “7 () ‘orines into. life incident to the summer season brings into evidence woman's feet. They are 4 prominent on hotel verandas, where the short gcwns are now affected for morning wear. On the beach, bicycle paths and golf links are seen an end- less array of feet. There is no standard—that is, one reduced to inches —that can be pronounced the ideal foot. Feet should cerrespond to general sige. A tiny foot on a big woman bars the owner from all claim to symmetry, The number of the shoe should be half the size of the number of glove. For instance, if the glove worn is No. 6, the shoe should be 2%. Miss De Grey, who kindly posed for the Sunday World artist, is said to have the most perfect foot in New York. A glance at the foot will show how per fectly formed and developed it is. “< J r+ _— a

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SUNDAY, JULY 10, (898. 7 eee ew _——_—— . PP LPP DODEDESOOES, ONLY DPPFAMING. THE CHAFING DISH. ° He was a credulicus man bat a plucky one. With the advent of summer the thoncht of They brought word to him that his trusted part- cooking over the coal! range or with kerosene ner had absconded. He took it. for truth and becomes unendurable. Get a chafing dish. Very gritted his teeth. Next came & messenger say- sice ones of solid silver can be had for $75 or g that his summer house hac burred F's pa- $100, or you might try a nickelled one for $1.99 tienwe was Job-like; his faith whild-like. A They are very nice to have in the house, for it >man came in and toid him that his whole kennel gives the cook a chance to go out and let you of dogs had died of the distemper: messengers do the cooking. i i @came running with news that his yacht had | Afoundered and that his fas ie horse bad Always begin by making a Welsh rarebit. You | &broken bis neck. He did not undegstand why can ask as many of your friends as you please. ghe was thus ogee. but he - ver Gown . ney for when the rarebit is a failure you can always « ¢ = Ber od er : i oe min 7 a SNe —— it on the cheese. It is best to throw your bThen he burst out Jauching apd knew that he rarebit out of the window after it is done. It * must have been dreaming, 20d still laughing he saves doctor's bills g—ewone ; Here are a few recipes for other chafing-dishb POOLE LLL OL EVOVOOL eT VYE OL VOOee Oe dainties that are simple and easy. They should Pnever be prepared for company, however. without : or aving plenty of cooked eatables handy: > “Stop raising that dust, Johnny, at once and turn on TOMATO MELANGE. the fan.” “Yessir!” For two overgrown tomatoes allow— @O-6- 8 BD B@LBOGOOCOGHOOGOGGOEGGGOOOC OOO ecious! Furette has ueed up all my face pow- rth« a 7 2 _“S — ie yee i, whe y i of See Se ee Pwelve eggs, OS aan _. \ me HIS REGISTERED LETTER. THE POET'S PLBA. | nd * | | . Two pounds ‘ker ce 1$O000-o+o00 POSS +22 OOo H0OS¢O. Ee : ak Fr aes gt 4 Wis ’ | ty“; Half sieind vetieee eee : & Se ahs . . y It chanced that the poet was out mooning Let me but write the war songs of the nation . One gill of cochineal dye. The Madrid cable creaked ponderously a moment SPOONING ON THE STOOP. around for material at the time of the first maj] *4 ! care not who does its fighting. HE FORGOT THE De ae — c®& S. oe », t. fit ga Se Sree ort Nee oe ae * e a nish whaters.”’ Deo: os22e@ DoD o dads ee o> 0-29 - Oe * - Cut your tomatoes into fifths. remove the seeds and the wires grew steaming hot. Applying a eS in the otee oti & large lump of ice to the affected spot, the operator delivery. Thus it happened that instead of theSO0eeeeeeees | alf the eggs and half the cracker crumbs ‘s ntelli- »lo a stiff froth; add the butter and cochinea). peer — ren letter Maqht he feend Se a ee as AT THE GARDEN PARTY. “Tick, tick!” snapped the sounder; “tick, tick! gence that a registered letter awaited him at the‘ >» By this time your seeds will be dry. Remove °from the oven. Rol! the seeds in beaten ege and Sagasta, Madrid. The Yankee pigs, by a treach- post-office upon his return. As he gazed upon the , : honorably discharged a 12-inch shell at our noble Then a smile broke suddenly over his face.‘ } > *soldiers. Outraged by this pig-like method of “By Shakespeare,” he cried, “I'll bet my poem: . war, we retreated in good order before tae shell has won the Whirl of Fate contest! And the, z struck. first prize, too. They wouldn't send a check in a’ Many great discomforts summer spent in town, ftand without betraying i@ vestige of a frown, utter do I utter, though like butter Moist I gieam. ble do I mumble, though I fumble, Fret and steam. | : | ee through the day | suffer, "ait ghee eo Bi a a, Bete faite 32: righ BOK Js : tion, sweet, I scoop, od it ME 3 Nah bath OP ae: ~ Mi ea th so eg », mea ~ Be =f v | - I yg ” cn the eter ® The She age Ps just laid this PBaccamee oyna SB registered letter if it were for anything smaller. As a riotous celebration of his happy success he, ’ > = ; m spooning on the stoop. + A i, a ’ ’ g 2. T'll fix her. Here's some phosphorus I'll put in a Uf ® ice-box when the cable again gave signs of in- bets . ///\ xtense agitation. Renewing the ice, the operator cast his pipe aside and lit one of his cherished‘ >the powder-box. troubles of the daytime et . © ; e ; ae es em took the coming message: cigars. “Let's see,”’ he said, as he sank luxurious-« OO o « a gars. > . ‘ vd 2 ; Sage OU COREE ly back in his chair revelling in the aromatic, stock with me Is standin ‘ 4 mt rey ) 5 i t| >Sagasta, Madrid: . A SPANIARD. ° oe : "4 4 on. Linares has just passed through here, Smoke, “five hundred dollars! Mary shall have‘ deal higher yet than par, — : fmt >. he b hich ts Teacher—If a man attacks you on a dark® Bees) - tev ae fifteen miles from Puenta Berracco, retreating in that sealskin she’s been yearning for all these, merry as the berry whic very > Pa ti ; | ' ‘good order and pursued by a 12-inch shell, fired . , at ce, ‘ _ Good to munch night, stabs you in the back, strikes you till yous Fim 9 : |) Wee =| Streacherously by che Texas. The General is oui] Tene: (ee 5™ O% & Waele et OS eee | cb; ee ee ne ee enere’ 4 and an overcoat. We'll go out to the Omaha Ex-‘ it’s swimming, gayly skimming, in the re senseless, steals your watch and then kills, [7 ; Y | eight yards ahead of the shell and making good ming you, he is what is called a criminal and a cow-@ fs : ©time. He is expected to beat it into Santiago, Position by way of the great lakes. I must have; . ard. i= pS) RES thi And I guess I'll get a chainless bike.. the laughing, shouting children Jimmy—Excuse me, ma‘am, I believe he's; 4 . eS me a ; Seon needs a lot of new clothes, and, by Tom: upon the pavement troop, . what you call a Spaniard. 4 | OOO DODO TODO OOOO OOO OOOO OOOO OOOO OOO? Hood, I'll get a dozen new shirts and collars and’ spend the balmy evening 60M Sop 9 gna cuffs, 80's to be stocked up at once, and an extra, tely spooning on the stoop. IN CUBAN WATERS. pair of shoes. Then I'll lay in a store of a thou- Just as he seized his pen there was a ring at! capture, for ob, rapture, I'm entrapped » i ed “Ha!” said the young and enthusiastic shark, 7 “the forts and ships are going to fight.” % 3. I'm going out for the evening, Suzette; you may “What good.is that to us?” replied the sadder?*° to bed early. My Li A i La A J he ~ A» i i i i lh i he hi he i i i a “Certainly, Miss Rose.” Ww 44> 4A A Dy DD te bem Ww Ww WZ 7 > “Come in, come in and have a drink, old fellow,’”’ cried the poet, flinging wide open the door and at-, »tempting to shake hands with the mail carrier. * sand simmer gently for eight hours. Pour off the? | ee a! eg at , take a regular holiday. 2 PaaS ——-| ©” It was the beautiful summer girl speaking to »that it was already time for the second delivery. “Registered letter, sir. Sign here and here,’’‘ fret and melt with pleasure, so that everybody will be forced to pay some Fifteen large eggs. g responded that official stolidly, thrusting his book ED JEIDELL. war.” Two shallots. For the filling— —— ee ‘ “Well, pet, autumn will soon be here now, you ; t~- Iaptiei on. se know, and when we get back to the city you can WORSE THAN POISON. ®broth into the pie dish. yo 4 ret. ‘ Cut into small pieces a haunch of venison, put$ Be ‘(aa ail » her Heart. : a S fe into the dish with the pie crust and broth, cover? 4 an: now for an evening in the kit . | F ——> a : and bake gently until tender. Snew beau, the peupenne, pata st e638 0 a 2 ¢ ee | 1 BICKEST MAN ALIVE. This is cheap and very filling. & ‘a ASW i & The ham and chickens must be thrown away, OOOOOGO5OOO6O55OOO06G0O9504506666006 ae to) Aw Pa sir, SS Se “I only take es they will be quite useless after their juices are AN AD S FATT MAeed @ Whiskey for medic purposes, extracted. THAT DOESN’T ADVERTISE. ¢ | fo ee 1 ® “Well,” returned Cynicus, “all I've got to say : g | pe 8” | | >is, that judging from the quantity you consume, MOCK TURTLE SOUP. . 2 ome ee | ‘ 2 Tame , 4 thy —WwO ° S. Prosere—es chéet.sa ites 02 Meastble bait convinced,”’ said Gen. Weyler to a group, Cc ‘A — »you must be the sickest man alive. ‘ id= ra order t@have them wees two me- Of “is admirers, members all of the Butchers as AB e® NONE TO SPARE @ dium-sized mock turtles. . Union, “that the failure of Blanco to bring ons { SS © A sharp, quick blow from a hammer on the war to a glorious finish is because he uses the , Pe: _ Ha ’ % . : BY pn. m—There’s one good thing about playing stack of the neck will cause them to leave their wrong machines of war: in other words. his type i?’ —— Fatte—What is that? @shells. Save the shells. aa? 8p f es iters are not worthy the name. I am not goin ; ae Put a piece of lard (size of an apple) in the we ) ~ x chafing dish, and when melted stir in slowly the ‘© advertise any special company, but it is a fact? | 5 ee i - B48. npr gga OG a ® following: that when I wag there victory perched on my oo Rr tt 8 2 Half cup best salt. a : banners, the alignment was perfect and my rib-2 | Oke PAs wa! CS ara ® “eee ac cg eggs, chopped fine. bons never spelled defeat. It was I who first 3 Now remove the feet and ears from the mock Proved that the typewriter is mightier than the; Pturties and lay aside (you can use these if you like, ee a — no heat, Barone a ns merely ad 5 r Sbut the flavor, as a general thing, is considered sete gobs Pao otters; a few minutes of expert ; EXMitor—What’s the matter.®too strong for most palates). ye of the keyboard and the battle is won. Until ¢ Chop what remains of the turtles, add to the lanco learns that the best make is the only > are in the chafing dish and cook it slowly make he can never be successful. signature and ripped open the letter. A fragmen ey taht ‘ athe: 7 STEVE CAMBRELENG firm who made his gross of typewriters. you to get me three yards like it for a shirt wai > Hc os eer he very we pte so I send this by registered some ; 5 TRON ; > WORST! ter so you’ sure to get it. Am well. Hast- of the rejected poems ing HARD ON POOR SPAIN. ‘ty vonr teria aaen a > 3 “The people,” said one member of the Spanish “Hum,” remarked the poet, staring blankly a waste-basket. ‘; Farmer Hornbeak (looking up from his news- Cabinet, “want to hear the worst: don’t deceive the half sheet of notepaper. “Well,” he observed, 9999994599000 OO¢ paper)—I'm ready to believe them Spaniards is ., 1» “we. peg Neem mers, up, “I ms a bully time think- ng Of it, anyway. LEX RICKETTS. 3 ; “a _ ° , ¢ DOES ALL THE PEDALLING. Ries A HARD TASK. = = — ecmgee nt ad anger say that, All right,” said the other member. “Here's pasieneccemisbigi tatiana >. rs. For iy _ t ived f tr -tand Higbee and bis wife do Dr \Squills—What’s the matter, Doc? You Ezry? anne ng pe ee ee ee ata cll pa W6li vweether. look worried. Farmer Hornbeak—Why, I have jest been read- The cable mess i : eeage which he read told of the First Lawyer—Did you succeed in they've had their tandem only a Dr. Pilis—I ve Just discovered a new disease, in’ that they be a nation of eeparette smokers. defeat of the American fleet with the loss of jurymen who don’t read the newspapers and I'm trying to invent a name for it. MUTUAL APOLOGIES nineteen ships and 4,000 men, and admitted that Second Lawyer (gleefully)—Oh, yes; we he : two Spaniards were slightly wounded. three men who never heard De il just powder up a little. Tommy, you look poisoned? ee Gem — 9 oC ONLY TRUE FISH STORY. NO, SIR! eS Geman et Ge , 0 : J Sam and John | TS eh OS Ee ‘ibs HIGH TONE. WE WIN; 6 The Policeman—Ghosts! Murder! Thieves! Live there men with souls so dead, Bull are growing very chummy.” es, didn't lose a fish. (Does any know ’em?) “Decidedly. I understand they have privately Manager (enthusiastically)—Yes, sir! She can The Fremchman—If ze Americaing win se bat- ; re are those you caught? Who never to themselves have said, apologized to each other for the Senate and the sing every note in the soprano scale. tle what do ze Spaniards do? AN OLD FRIEND. ‘t catch any. “I'll write a poem?” House of Lords.” Critious—A pretty high-toned girl, eh! The American—Celebrate the victory! “EBh-yah,” remarked the prosperour OPED O4-OG.5 Hi 6-448 POL ODOD POO OHS O46 Ob 6 OGG OG: BBD-8-6-8-8-8- 9 OOOGOG-4-6-O5-46HOOOOOEOO90-0-9066-6-6-9-4-8-6 6-066 5 -8.6-6-66-6O-+5-H-6-94 4 OOS GIDL HD > & £446 5690000690009009 SGC GF 0G: i4 #88 -@ OOH OOD , caressing his artistically-dyed mustache com- SOME PEOPLE WHO OUGHT TO VOLUNTEER ON THE NEXT CALL. fishing, | see, Have any Ick? seat now, but well-earned popularity hasn't swelled me. I am famous these days, but I am ynot ashamed of the time when I was infamous, > “In them days, instead of being the sole pro- »prietor of a colossa) four-ri circts, monster > - i i i tt i i i hh i i a i i i Ree ne nen en ee i -— . - _ aa Z > é a. “ = we - ’ ; ii _ FS , » i) - ao - try &, 4 ra fe - 7 a4 4 Ps "5 : . . > ' ith 7 ga , : ; “ 4 ~ 4. + _ : ; : , : - 4 - ae — ‘ . ! > = ‘e+ ST. a ; : : - fy ” 4+ & ; ' ; i ; . - at oe : » . 7 4 ! he ya ; _ recta : Sy at BA + > ; ’ tt sys. : . ‘ 7 * ~ < @°2 . . - - ‘ 7 _ i i a” + gt my : wy * prestidigtateur, to stop fiying Sig. Fiver, the aerenaut, to ecan the horisen for Mons. Aquag’ ne water king, to take charge of the An4é Baron Thin. the living skeleton, to hostile frets mines and edoes spy. being almost invisible A ~. ~ “a ~~

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: ‘said the Socialist. SUNDAY, JULY 10, 189s. — ~ : THE PATRIOTIC PORKER. in ” Hoon—Kidder is the First Recruit—Why are you #0 anxious to go to Havana instead of Santiago or Porto Rico? Second Recruit — I want to get square with those fellows for all the bad five-cent Ha- vana cigars I! have tried to smoke. IN WAR TIMES. “My wife is the com- mander-in-chief of our bousehold,” said the tnin man. “And what are you?” asked the other. ‘Me? Oh, I'm the paymaster.” BACKWARD. “Spain seems to do everything backward.” “Yes, they even teach the young ideas how al See —ee —_e a eee ee ee ee ee ee i a = att ba (A arangest man to know. Mrs. Hoon—How so? Hoon—Why. he ac- tually says he has no intention of naming his boy baby Fitzhugh Lee! CANNOT RECIPRO- CATE. MER at * . a “Spain refuses to re- lease Hobson because he knows too much.” “Well, we will never have a chance to give that as an excuse for retaining any Spanish Officers captured.” WORTHLESS. “His word ig as good as his bond.” “What? He is the worst liar I ever knew.” “Of course; the only bond he has is a Span- Ah me! . ing she had been not rack decided to try make, ; A GREAT GENER a. = = oo = - - EEE ee vVvK—— ee ee not to shoot.” a a The Foraging Party—A pig! A prize! oa22e 1.9.8. 8 6 6 « 2 © % + eee ee 8 Tre Hele iin i ROUSE, YE SLAVES! —y “We are glad to welcome you to oug ranks.” “By the way, how did you eome to wish to affiliate with the Ant{-Monopo- lista? You felt the iron heel of oligar¢€hy, I sup- hed “Yon,” repiied the new member. “! had a little business with a bicycle repairer last week.’’ Sean A LONG WAY OFF. Naggson—Why don’t you limit yourself in your drinking? Jaggson—lI do, but I set the limit so far off that I always get drunk before I reach it. My Hoh I ahway.s thought my HE COULD PASS. Recruiting Officer—You don’t look as if you could stand the hardships of a campaign. I have been a stranded Applicant—Sir, and I Officer— Enough! at once! mS A SWIFT RIDE. Tourist—How did you like that last cyclone you had? Kansas Bill—We were simply carried away with it. : . Su erlatively sweet —- (ame Ss @, 5 rom the scarlet of her lips Sergeant, give funeral yesterday. actor Eddie—Why not? this man a — ous “Say. pa?” “Well, what?’ model wife?” Mae ee, | k > fm ae he. 4 £ Ee os “ate wl | ng he ia Peer ee eT Cae ee owe. To Ae, cee ft DUBIOUS. oy Adorer (meeting his ) adored’s emall sister) —Did sister say whether she enjoyed herself at the reception last night? Smal! Sister—Oh, yes indeed! Sister can en- joy herself with any one. A DREAM. Bicyclist (after the accident)—Pardon me, sir, it was my stupid- ness that caused this SN S a a Eddie—I didn’t see you at your grandmother's Freddie—No; the boss wouldn't let me go. Freddie—He di_a’t believe grandmother was uniform and a gun and send him to the front dead. You see, I'd told that story a good many times when I wanted to go to a ball game. ee NOT ALWAYS. “Tf a man is wedded to his art does he have a SOMETHING TO BE THANKFUL FOR. NOTHING TO RAT. Foxy Hobo—Lady, kin I have a bite to eat? Lady—I haven't got a thing in the house to eat. Admirer—Papers are all filled with war articles, Foxy Hobo—Have yer got a basket? I suppose. Lady—Why, what in the world do you want with Penn—Yes, and then it’s deuced embarrassing a basket? to find a rhyme for any of those Spanish names) Foxy Hobo—I want ter get yer something to unless one knows how to pronounce them. eat. ——___—a)> Ga ———— TRUE LOVE. Penn (the poet)—This cruel war is a great in- jury to the production of poetry. A WONDERFUL PAIN. Ethel—Did you write to Jack yet? Maude— Yes, I wrote to him under great pain. Ethel—You haven't quarrelled, have you? Maude—No; ‘I had an awful toothache. Hewitt—I know a fellow that changed his re- ligion for a girl. Jewett-—-I know a fellow that did more for one— he changed his wheel. —s fs | ~ bate —=— ‘ . - eee SS at ¥ bd ' . f ? ; e % evel vam. 7 — = FF - bs ‘ “My name is Jones and I’m a paperhanger,” o@ answered the man. “No, but what do you want to see him about?” -—@ “Oh, on a literary matter,” answered the man, * #With an important air. He Was short and some- what untidy, vacuous in expression and his beard had not been trammeled in several days. =» it was an off day with the editor, and on ' Plearning that he was a paperhanger with lit- _perary tendencies he told the boy to show him in. ie Mr. Jones plungede@t once into things with “I’m not much on the write myself, but I think that I can give you a good many pointers that PUNS FOR THE TRADE. 4 AFTER THE BATTLE “a Captain of Bicycle Corpe—What is the mp You look as bad aa if your wheel had f tured. i Private—Worse than that, captain. One o enemy's bullets carried away my cyciometer I lost the record of all the miles I've ridden ts x4 LS campaign. Friend—What is to a ae leading your eegenne next mon ‘ Great Editor—An article by a Chicago “Husbands Who Have Helped Me.” Be i. > if the papers weren't filled with puns @ name. Well, that set me to thinking Sohley trapped Cervera, I made a f ss each of them, an’ if I'd known how to di up right I'd have come down here ap’ sold you, but while I was trying to puzzle “em | papers began to print the very puns, an you I was dead sore.” ‘ sea “It was hard lines,” said the eahor: “Well, sir, when Hobson made it I said at once to my wife that ‘He 's would have a new meaning now, and | why didn’t I go an’ sell that one to on weeklies, an’ I did start out, but on 48 bought an extra an’ blame me if there Wi joke in a daily. So I thought that if I refusal on puns about the different accident! Pedestrian — Excuse me, sir, it was more of my fault than yours. officers and heroes and public men that mow and then I'd come here quick an” you in the rough an’ you coul pay me.what's right. Now, for j has noticed d¢hat Blanco/’s name som blanket. I'll let you have that idea it It’s never been done. And here's on make your readers laugh, ‘Young Joes” are getting leiter and leiter—see Now, what'll you give us for those t The editor made notes of ali three a) the paperhanger a dollar. “I'm afraid we can't use any more time next year as we're pretty well SN SN : w FIND DEWEY rn Cut the Puzzle cut onthe border line then fold it so that the four Americans seen will vanish and a good likeness of the Hero of Gad Down ty her dainty feet. tig) hat pow Tf, nik hy doubly sweet And nen Py Ne ri [must pth her lather seed | , you might dish up in your own way.” The editor said, “We never do that. All our stuff comes ready to be served without .cooking. The weather’s too hot for stoves.” | And he smiled amiably. Even a comic editor must have his joke. “I suppose so, but you must run out of ideas. Now, I have ideas come to me all the time while car ia GPA3.9, soesos e-| I’m working at my trade, and they’d be worth | a good deal to you. The very morning that I read the news about Dewey I made a pun on his name and my wife said it was good enough to print, but I didn’t think so, an’ then I’m blamed i ee ee ee es ye i A NIGHTMARE. Cholly-—-So_ you. weally dweamt of me‘ lawst night? What—- aw—caused you to do: so, Miss Molly? q Molly—I ate mince: D pie for supper. wer 4 ‘ I'm sure I can use these in some fo Which he did, Jo be HIS REGULAR TRADE. ALTITUDE. le) . * Mrs. Pillsbury (ad- -miring her husband's (new suit)—My dear, - * you look positively kill- | . ing! . - Dr, Pillsbury — Aw, ; don’t talk shop! . e-e; eee emUchrmUh hCUCT]}HTLU WUch Hh Th Th Th THE WAR AT CASEY’S CORNERS, The Fair Bather— a: si ~ = This costume cost me : = “ an awful lot. Bathing wet suits are high thia summer. The Young Man— Yes: at least twenty- four inches above the level of the sea. et’: ee Sells a a's |e ol] t ¥ 4 NS + ae lik - ‘ » n J mit, Perey wes a aa rere ee ets bo) OP te Tey THERE WOULD. ses. ee ee ee ee Ned—What do you suppose would happen. if we could see our-’ selves as others see us? - Ted—There'd be an* awful drop in mirror: stock. - j ry | STILL AT IT. “Holdback is a very conservative citizen.” “Yes! He's _—atill working at the old fif- teen puzzle.” ~ WHO CAN FIND ADMIRAL DEWEY > *e ee Fe Fe THE ONLY ANSWER. Orator—What can beat a good wife, my friends? A Voice—A bad husband. PUN-ISHMENT FOR SPAIN. THE POET SOLDIER. THE DIAMOND OR THE ICE. He wrote good poems all his life. And after twenty years o strife His name was simply Amos. He went to war and kille4 a Don, And now he's got brass bittons on, And now his name is famous. THIS CRUEL WAR. First Summer Giri——- The sweet young thing leaned upon her hus- Let’s put up the ham-j>and’s willing neck and announced that she had mocks? 4.been shopping. + “Yes, dear,” he murmured, pressing back the Second Ditto—What's+eojden clusters upon her brow, “and what did my the use? There's no onefdarling buy?” to see us in them. - “Well—you won't be angry, duckie, will you?” "she murmured timidly, “I bought just the dearest ‘Llittle solitaire stick-pin you ever saw. It was a regular dear.” “Humph!” he said, dubiously. 7 “But, darling,” she said hurriedly. “TI didn’t for- -cet my darling boy. I also bought some ice to Pmake you a mint julep. Wasn't that nice?” i ; * Just then there was the sound of wheels at the Seid Sagasta, “Here's Camara wiring us, too, That he’s positive now he can rake ‘em! oor. : “There!” she cried with gladsome vigor, “that Said Weyler, “He'll see, when the Yanks foeus must be it now.” , . him, Rushing to the window she peered forth. aid . - “Which is it, my love?” he asked, “the diamond A negative's all that he’s taken! "or the ice?” . “Tt don’t knew,” she said, pressing her little *nose upon the pane, “there's a man carrying SOM@- And cast on the Yankees a damper.” ‘thing up the walk. But it’s so dark I cant see “whether it's the ice or the diamond he’s bringing Said Weyler, “All right, he'll strike it Just once, in.” y For Florida's no place to Tampa!” , SO WASTEFUL. : L. } . a" hired man ate Farmer Dunk—So your - - a weal was kinder- Said Sagasta, ‘“Augusti writes me that he’s ill And the Philippine climate’s a killer.” ‘ Saiq Weyler, “He's right, since that Dewey May” day, You'll find that there’s been no Man-ila!” passioned lover, with a terrifie acc emphasized word. “No,” remarked his companion, -Jisappearing behind a delicate yawn ‘that that is a commodity you seem to little value upon.” “When I am with you I forget all els “The cool night air will soon recall @ ‘of your boarding-house to you.” - “No, no; you misunderstand me! tt! dream” —— “Il have so little time to.” int -apologetically. - - “You talk of time,” cried At *--- r “It is better than to talk against ft -the lady. . _ - “Time!” ejnewieted Auguste "acorn. “High time,” agreed she, with pethy. “Henrietta, Henrletia,” am Augustus de Stayer, falling | Augustus de Stayer pulled out his watch and ness before the cruel custodian Jooked nervously at it. Would he propose now, “why. why, why are the bourse rat a quarter to twelve, or wait till half past one, you like the second-hand of @ was the great question that was agitating the « don't know. I'm sure,” place where his mind ought to be? coldly, “but I know why yous » “Must you go?” inquired the proud beauty ~.. ae thoughtfully, half rising. . “Ob, no,” stammered Augustus, “that ts, I don't know. It—er, it depends, you know.” This with = tender glance at the afore-mentioned proud beauty, who was rapidly assuming an expression ~of countenance by Ao means tending to enhance just ther lovelin . “T can get you the wepetees calmly. “It ls not TIME I . ee Said Sagasta, “Cervera’s task is severe, And he cables that Sampson is nearer.” Said Weyler, “He'll find, being bottled up now, That the task which he'll have is Cervera!” A GOOD IDEA. AN 8-SAY. Spain, scant, scared, sallow, sly, Sick, sad, elim, slender: Sneak, snivel, sag, selfish, sore, Skedaddle, sink, surrender! JOB CONE. .] » 25) * © » » » % .* Fr e- e & & 8 8 a “Guess I'll marry and: Settie down.” “Guess you'd pot and settle up.” -. - ie. 2 tt ff 2 2 2 2 2 & o > es; eee emUhO FF 8 , 2 * © © © © .’ * S*. 2 *£ ts eee ee ee 4 ws >see Fe Fee ee eee DISCHARGED | * * * * © > + *= @& € Said Sagasta, “At Tampa Blanco would strike S_ - * - SS 2 2 2 8 ee ee eeeeeeeeaeneaeeneegeeee ee © ws J 7-7 F * = * Rei ee ef eS ee ef _™ + THE WOOING OF AUGUSTUS DE STAYER. Tue oe | rhearty breakfast, same as usual bright out an’ nung himeelf? That *miJaterious, wasn't it? * Fermer Flint—No, if you’d known him as well, bas me, you wouldnt have seen anything gur-. "prisin’ in it. It was jest like him-—be always was tarnation wasteful. He could have Jeet as, -well hung himself before breakfast @4 after-. "ward, if he had wanted to. ———— - > 3 & » ss = & ——_— = ON THE EVE OF HIS VACATION. Grigge—Dear me! life's a very Unsatisfactory ~affair. 6 Biggs—How do you make that out! . Grigge—Why, no sooner do I make enough. money to live fortably on In the city than my: ‘wife insists tha she pack up for the sum- “mer and go and) «ur 2afortably in the moun-; - 7 ne * - ” a ; Re i : . ' you lWaok ws ON yesterdyy wit! __ wee a ee es 77> time if you desire.” she pant.” murmured the im- afterward-—at © 4 ‘ de « fe . mi ; Se 8 8 ee 8 ek a lll ll i ’ See eS ee eee eee eee ee ee ee y —

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