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Guz & Kiell Will Not Survive

Guz Khan & Kiell Smith-Bynoe | Audible

6 episodes

Two Comedians.

More about the show

Six deadly scenarios.

Zero chance of survival.

Can comedians Guz Khan and Kiell Smith-Bynoe survive six thrilling choose-your-own-adventure survival scenarios? The clue’s in the title…

Survival novices Guz and Kiell are being thrown in to a game that sees them reckoning with deadly environments where almost everything they encounter is trying to kill them.

Join them in the studio to discover if these self-proclaimed semi-competent men make the right choices to survive a litany of dangers, including vomiting vultures, volcanic eruptions, shipwrecks, reindeer cyclones, sperm whale poonados and crotch rot.

With survival expert Megan Hine doing her best to keep them alive, can Guz and Kiell overcome some of the world’s deadliest environments and reach safety in one piece?

Well… this is: Guz and Kiell Will Not Survive.

Episodes

  1. GUZ AND KIELL WILL NOT SURVIVE… THE AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK | 6

    · 46 min · Episode 6

    Finally, the boys must face the Australian Outback. Barking spiders, deadly snakes, and deeply troubling egg-laying mammals must be reckoned with, lest the Outback finishes them off. Will squaring up to a kangaroo…

  2. GUZ AND KIELL WILL NOT SURVIVE… VANUATU | 5

    · 41 min · Episode 5

    Massive crabs, sperm whales and volcanic eruptions send Guz and Kiell’s tropical getaway spectacularly off course when the boys wash up in Tanna, an island in Vanuatu. Can “Agadoo” stave off dehydration? Will a pine…

  3. GUZ AND KIELL WILL NOT SURVIVE… PAKISTAN | 4

    · 46 min · Episode 4

    The boys land themselves a whip as they find themselves on Pakistan’s Karakoram Highway - one of the highest and most dangerous roads on Earth. Along the way they must consider the survivalist qualities of eggs,…

  4. GUZ AND KIELL WILL NOT SURVIVE… BOTSWANA | 3

    · 43 min · Episode 3

    Deadly hippos, killer bees, and camp sleeping etiquette take centre stage as Guz and Kiell battle to survive Botswana’s Okavango Delta. Armed with little more than a roll of foil and some dangerously misplaced…

  5. GUZ AND KIELL WILL NOT SURVIVE… THE LOUISIANAN SWAMPLANDS | 2

    · 45 min · Episode 2

    Guz and Kiell find themselves shin-deep in the disease-laden Louisiana swamplands, with 20 miles of unforgiving swamp between them and salvation. But can they protect various body parts from infection whilst battling…

  6. GUZ AND KIELL WILL NOT SURVIVE… LAPLAND | 1

    · 45 min · Episode 1

    Armed with bin bags, Custard Creams and an analogue watch, Guz and Kiell must survive the frozen wilds of Lapland. With survival expert Megan Hine explaining hypothermia-proofing, the benefits of sleeping in a snow…

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