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272 - Horoscopes

15 Aug 2025 · 28 min

It's too hot to think. Let's let the stars guide us.

Weather: "Door is Your Hand" by Adult Mom

Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth

The voice of Harrison Kip is Jeffrey Cranor

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Music: Disparition

Logo: Rob Wilson

Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams

Narrated by Cecil Baldwin

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