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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

300 episodes

TBTL is a daily show hosted by two longtime friends goofing their way through the world the best they can.

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Join Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh as they cover the most important topics of the day, from 25 year-old film reviews to whether or not Andrew's neighbors are secretly using his garbage bins.

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  1. #4701 Tacos Cuerdos

    · 1 h 19 min · Episode 4701

    Luke got to experience one of his favorite Tiktok videos in real life last night after attending a jazz show. Andrew is excited to pick up his new puppy this afternoon! And a listener has questions after observing a…

  2. #4700 Espresso Yourself

    · 1 h 15 min · Episode 4700

    Andrew got a postcard in the mail yesterday that he was not happy to receive. Luke is in Los Angeles, where he's worried about the billboard economy. And they discuss a fascinating Seattle Times article profiling a…

  3. #4699 The TBTL Junior ROIs

    · 1 h 39 min · Episode 4702

    Australia officially has officially enshrined the famous "succulent Chinese meal" audio that went viral after decades of being lost. Luke and Andrew also receive a poetic update on the TBTL Junior Slugger's first…

  4. #4698 The Dog Days Of April

    · 1 h 01 min · Episode 4698

    Andrew visited a house full of foster puppies yesterday and has a full report. Plus, Genevieve had her court hearing today regarding a ticket she received while chasing down her lost phone. She joins the show to let us…

  5. #4697 To A Hammer, Everything Is A TAC

    · 1 h 34 min · Episode 4697 · Explicit

    Luke and Andrew discuss the Seattle airport's misguided and expensive efforts to rebrand. They also watch the video of a Texas judge bullying an IT worker who's just trying to help him out.

  6. #4696 Making A Parkerer

    · 1 h 21 min · Episode 4696

    Luke finally heard from the court about the erroneous parking ticket he received. He's somewhat satisfied with the results. He and Andrew also discuss the end of the A.I. app called Sora, which could let anyone make…

  7. #4695 A Few Small Dogs

    · 1 h 41 min · Episode 4694

    Luke pays homage to John Hinterberger, a Seattle writer he grew up reading and who represents a more adventurous era of newspaper publishing. Meanwhile, Andrew and Genevieve had their first appointment with a dog…

  8. #4694 Let Chappell Roam!

    · 1 h 52 min · Episode 4693 · Explicit

    Andrew is back from Hawaii, where he had a wonderful time but a wistful goodbye. Luke gets him up to speed on the latest Chappell Roan controversy. Luke also discusses his experience at the "No Kings" rally this…

  9. #4693 Not So Grand Opening

    · 1 h 15 min · Episode 4693

    Luke gets into it with the people sitting next to him at Opening Night, but Becca has his back, plus David From the Basement stops by to explain why Stephen Colbert is writing the next Lord of the Rings film.

  10. #4692 If I Had A Ninnyhammer

    · 1 h 23 min · Episode 4692 · Explicit

    Luke and Andrew dive into some listener voicemails, including one involving an angry Russian widow and another that leaves Andrew bumfuzzled.

  11. #4691 This Could Have Been A Greeting

    · 1 h 18 min · Episode 4691

    Luke has a big issue with an office place tradition. Andrew turns to his enemy, AI, to see if it has any solutions. They also discuss the now-solved mystery of the British man who turned blue overnight.

  12. #4690 Let The Botulism Hit The Floor

    · 1 h 40 min · Episode 4690 · Explicit

    Luke had a bad experience with a can of Coke yesterday and now wants a moratorium on new soda flavors. Plus, an anonymous listener provides the definitive "How bad do you have to poop?' scale.

  13. #4689 Swinging On A Star

    · 1 h 03 min · Episode 4689 · Explicit

    With Andrew out of town, Luke is joined by TBTL Employee Numero Uno, Jon Sklaroff. Jon provides an update on life with a new puppy and the two discuss why the NBA is actually good and Seattle should be excited to see…

  14. #4688 I'm Not The Scrub Daddy, I'm The Daddy Who Scrubbed Up

    · 1 h 34 min · Episode 4688

    Luke and Andrew are feeling giddy on the first day of Spring! Luke is breaking out a fresh Sponge Mommy for the occasion, and Andrew is preparing for a real Shandy Summer. They also get the fascinating background of…

  15. #4687 Lemon Law

    · 1 h 27 min · Episode 4687

    Luke and Andrew discuss AfroMan's recent court victory against the cops who were suing him for defamation. It's a complicated win. Luke also reveals his skill for knowing whether or not a fast food restaurant sells…

  16. #4686 Doodle, Where's My Car

    · 1 h 50 min · Episode 4689

    An article about Doodles peaked Luke's attention AND taught him his new favorite word. Plus, Coach Ben unveils the lineup for the new season of TBTL Junior Sluggers baseball!

  17. #4685 Get On Borg!

    · 1 h 12 min

    Luke introduces Andrew to the newest, hottest St. Patrick's day ritual, which involves milk jugs filled with green booze. Plus, Andrew is trying to figure out what to do after a cyclone caused massive damage to the…

  18. #4684 Hungry, Hungry Hypnos

    · 1 h 36 min

    Luke's mom, Susie, joins the show to talk cybersecurity, old Kingdome food vendors, and what happens when you "take your tongue on a sleigh ride." Plus, Luke saw a "hyprov" show this weekend, which combines hypnosis…

  19. #4683 Friggatriskaidekaphobia

    · 1 h 28 min · Episode 4685 · Explicit

    Luke says he wants to start golfing more this summer, which of course leads to a long conversation about all of Andrew's childhood vehicles -- including a personal golf cart. They also discuss the snow that's falling…

  20. #4682 Ozark Is The Bluest Color

    · 1 h 56 min · Episode 4682 · Explicit

    Luke honed his DJ skills at an art show yesterday, while Andrew was at home making the worst meal of his life. Luke's also been very much enjoying the new Stephen Conrad show, DTF: St. Louis.

  21. #4681 Houston, We Have A Pro Bono!

    · 1 h 18 min · Episode 4681 · Explicit

    Luke's favorite ambient noise may be giving him bad dreams. But the really weird thing is that Andrew's been having the SAME bad dreams. Also, a hump-inflating scandal is rattling the world of camel pageants, and the…

  22. #4680 Bottle Episode

    · 2 h 15 min · Episode 4680 · Explicit

    Luke had a scary moment this morning while trying to clean his water bottles, but he caught it all on tape. Andrew learns that his once-nemesis is a huge deal on Bluesky. And they discuss the World Baseball Classic and…

  23. #4679 O'Hare Of The Dog

    · 1 h 10 min · Episode 4679

    Luke spent the weekend trying to escape O'Hare airport, while Andrew spent the weekend trying to escape from an evil magician's dressing room. Plus, Luke is mad at A.I. for lying on his behalf, and an overseas listener…

  24. #4678 You Give Me Femur

    · 1 h 14 min · Episode 4678

    Genevieve joins the show to discuss her court plans after she learns she was ticketed during Operation Bus Chase. She also explains why she's so angry about her astrological sign, even though she doesn't believe in…

  25. #4677 Unc Angst

    · 1 h 43 min · Episode 4677

    Luke had an emotional and educational experience at the Chicago Art Museum this morning. Andrew is disappointed that his perfectly calculated Bluesky post isn't going viral. And the Tens of Listeners are bringing sexy…

  26. #4676 Freud, Marry, Kill

    · 1 h 41 min · Episode 4676 · Explicit

    Andrew is concerned about some pickles that he bought, so he does a taste-test on the air. Speaking of taste tests, he and Luke also dissect the viral video of McDonalds' CEO trying to eat a burger like a normal…

  27. #4675 Kalshi And Chill

    · 1 h 22 min · Episode 4675

    Andrew saw something completely bonkers in a 1991 episode of Columbo, and he's trying to get to the bottom of it. Luke finds himself placing sports bets on the definitely-not-sports-betting app Kalshi. Luke and Andrew…

  28. #4674 50 Shades Of The Gray Lady

    · 1 h 52 min · Episode 4674

    Luke and Andrew have some ideas on how to fix the internet. And newspapers. They also share the personal videos that they made for each other regarding Luke's newish Roku. And Luke is about to fight city hall over a…

  29. #4673 Orange You Glad You Asked?

    · 1 h 09 min · Episode 4673

    Luke's attempts to get to the bottom of Andrew's citrus addiction leads to a bigger mystery about India's third-biggest newspaper. Plus, Luke makes plans to visit steamboat museums and chimney sweep museums during his…

  30. #4672 Framily Planning

    · 1 h 06 min · Episode 4672

    In a desperate attempt to attract younger listeners, Luke and Andrew discuss Reader's Digest, Beetle Bailey, and Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C. at great length. Plus, Luke got kicked out of ANOTHER private event during his stay…

  31. #4671 Oh, What A Feeling When Your Cat Is In The Ceiling

    · 1 h 16 min · Episode 4671 · Explicit

    Andrew's cat is causing trouble. Luke is sick of everything being lemon flavored. Punch the Monkey is finally making friends in Japan. Mina Kimes might listen to McMillan Men (but probably won't.) And Luke and Andrew…

  32. #4670 The Biggest Mooser

    · 1 h 12 min · Episode 4670

    Luke has a run-in with A.I. at work, and he doesn't like it. He and Andrew also discuss the phenomenal story of American gold medal figure skater Alysa Liu. And a listener takes a food related risk that nobody asked for.

  33. #4669 Glengarry, Glenn Close

    · 1 h 21 min · Episode 4669 · Explicit

    Luke had a moment that was a little embarrassing and a little gross during his jog this weekend. Andrew had another adventurous Sunday in his neighborhood. They also discuss that time Buzz Aldrin punched a guy.

  34. #4668 If Not Who, When?

    · 1 h 26 min · Episode 4668 · Explicit

    Luke and Andrew try to get to the bottom of art -- from Robert Therrien's sculptures to Lana Del Rey album covers and the most chaotic songs by the Silver Jews. Plus, Luke is obsessed with a couple of podcasting nuns,…

  35. #4667 Bleu Collar

    · 1 h 26 min · Episode 4667

    Luke gets some answers about the mysterious creatures he spotted in the Columbia River yesterday. He and Andrew also discuss the imminent sale of the Seattle Seahawks and how they feel about that. And Luke watched the…

  36. #4666 Wing Theory

    · 1 h 41 min · Episode 4666

    Andrew is pretty outraged over a judge's ruling on "boneless chicken wings." Luke discovers some unprecedented megafauna in the Columbia River below his house. They also get into some TV talk (Luke is enjoying…

  37. #4665 Yossarian's Ulta

    · 1 h 16 min · Episode 4665

    Luke has a new favorite radio station, Andrew has a new exercise routine involving a frozen water bottle, and Olympic skaters are dealing with a new issue called "music rights." Luke and Andrew also pay homage to Alan…

  38. #4664 I'm Not A Buzzball, I Just Glug A Lot

    · 1 h 16 min · Episode 4664

    Luke had more dog-related adventures than expected during his Valentine's weekend. Andrew spent Saturday hauling bowling alley wood into his garage. And former Morning Edition host David Greene is suing Google for…

  39. #4663 Valentine's Stay

    · 1 h 29 min · Episode 4663 · Explicit

    Luke made the mistake of signing up for a store-sponsored credit card, and boy oh boy does he regret it. Meanwhile, Andrew is still learning the basics of online shopping and making some rookie mistakes. They also…

  40. #4662 Dr. Marsupial's Gurgle

    · 1 h 24 min · Episode 4662

    Luke and Andrew talk about the parade that Andrew didn't attend yesterday and the pizza shop in LA that Luke did visit. They also talk about why Olympic medals keep falling off the athletes in Italy.

  41. #4661 Paws, But Do Not Stop

    · 1 h 26 min · Episode 4661

    Luke came back to his hotel room to find a hand-written note on his pillow, which leads him and Andrew on a fact-finding mission. They also discuss their weird aversion to loyalty programs, as well as Bingo's big trip…

  42. #4660 Stockholm's Syndrome

    · 1 h 08 min · Episode 4660

    Luke and Andrew talk about home renovation, Super Bowl commercials, Faygo Rock 'n' Rye, and why you might not want to leave your girl with Mr. Pibb. They also receive an amazing story from Sweden involving a…

  43. #4659 We've All Got Our Own Tissues

    · 1 h 11 min · Episode 4659 · Explicit

    Luke and Andrew both experienced some projector-related issues during the Super Bowl yesterday, but that didn't stop them from celebrating another huge victory for the Seahawks! They also weigh-in on what most football…

  44. #4658 Zorn To Be Wild

    · 1 h 22 min · Episode 4658

    Luke and Andrew prep for the Super Bowl the only way they know how: By talking about referees, cats, and Wordle. Plus, Luke gives Andrew the impossible Seattle Times Seahawks quiz that's got him steamed.

  45. #4657 The Lost Jewels Of Ya Booty

    · 1 h 31 min · Episode 4657

    Andrew feels like a fish out of water as he joins the show from a college campus today. He and Luke discuss a mysterious billboard in Northern California, the Choose Your Own Adventure books of their youth, and how…

  46. #4656 Worth Than Ever

    · 1 h 39 min · Episode 4656

    Andrew received The Saddest 3-Panel Comic Strip in the mail yesterday, and does his best to describe it to Luke. They also discuss the terrible fan jerseys being released for the Super Bowl. And Luke laments the…

  47. #4655 Kumon Feel The Noise

    · 1 h 22 min · Episode 4655

    Luke's attempts to ingratiate himself with a group of teens goes sideways on the streets of Portland. He and Andrew also discuss a coyote that swam all the way to Alcatraz and the saddest penguin footage Andrew has…

  48. #4654 The Leap Day Of Normal Years

    · 1 h 44 min · Episode 4654 · Explicit

    Andrew had two strange interactions at the grocery store, one immediately after another. Luke is dealing with a controversy that may tear apart his family text thread, if not the family itself. And Andrew accidentally…

  49. #4653 In The White Barn, With My YouTube

    · 1 h 30 min · Episode 4653

    Luke and Andrew celebrate the life and absolutely incredible career of Catherine O'Hara, who has sadly passed away. They also discuss the big renovation project that has begun in Andrew's basement and Luke's solomonic…

  50. #4652 An Adrian Monk With A Bob Belcher Rising

    · 1 h 13 min · Explicit

    Andrew recounts his adventures chasing a bus to find a lost phone yesterday. He and Luke also try to set the record straight on Knight Rider, Smashmouth, and the origins of White Out (respectively).

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