TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
300 episodes
TBTL is a daily show hosted by two longtime friends goofing their way through the world the best they can.
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Join Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh as they cover the most important topics of the day, from 25 year-old film reviews to whether or not Andrew's neighbors are secretly using his garbage bins.
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#4798 Let's Go Budden
Luke and Andrew review Forbes' top twenty list of the highest paid podcasters. They are not on the list. Yet.
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#4797 Dereliction Of Doody
TBTL Friendo Phyllis "P-Fletch" Fletcher joins the show to talk sandwiches, invasive medical procedures, and Andrew's secret desire to have a pedicure in an underground location. Plus, listener Carolyn sends in some…
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#4796 Hot-Button Tissue
Luke and Andrew discuss their dislike of people using foul language in text, only to edit themselves with asterisks. They also hear from listeners who want to weigh-in on Andrew's tissue issue. And Luke receives a TBTL…
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#4795 I'll Have A Dangerwhich With A Nutbar Chaser, Please
Luke and Andrew share some seasonal recipes before turning to a special, listener-generated Skyjinx segment. One listener needs advice after an airlines jerked them around, while another has a story that has Luke and…
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#4794 THE RELAXATION SUPERSTORE!
Luke rushes into the studio after dealing with a appliance emergency that could have been so, so bad had he caught it any later. Plus, Andrew shows off all the special incense he just got in the mail. And a special…
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#4793 All About That Treble
Luke and Andrew run some Google experiments after Andrew received an alarming search result regarding hamburgers. Also, Andrew still can't seem to maintain a successful relationship with a phone scammer, no matter how…
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#4792 Dirty Rotten Sound-drels
Genevieve joins the show to discuss her undying love of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels and why she feels the world deserved a sequel. She and Andrew also try their hand at a "Sounds of Seattle" quiz created by a TBTL listener…
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#4791 Cardio-Asscular Technology
Luke and Andrew discuss two amazing pieces of modern technology: A batting cage computer that lets you virtually face any MLB pitcher, and a toilet seat that can tell you if you're at risk of a heart attack. Andrew…
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#4790 We Need 9 CCs of Confidence, Stat!
Luke and Andrew watch an umpire age in almost-real time with some help from the geniuses at Jomboy media. Plus, a listener email prompts Luke to go toe-to-toe with a professional Dr. Seuss narrator to see who does it…
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#4789 Big Getz
Luke and Andrew stumble on a mystery regarding TBTL and Luke's old NPR show, The Bryan Park Project. And speaking of Bryant Park coincidences, they have a very apropos edition of "What's In The Box?!" to share.
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#4788 I'll Never Be Your Beast Of Bernie
Luke has a shirtless encounter with a door-to-door salesman while Andrew develops a fast-moving relationship with a telephone scammer named Luna. They also discuss Russell Wilson and Tony Romo's respective futures in…
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#4787 Jangin' With Mr. Jooper
Luke and Andrew discuss some funny shenanigans going on in major league baseball lately, including a pitcher who leaps and laughs with the best of them. Plus, Luke pits Andrew against Ben Affleck in a battle over…
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#4786 Schrodinger That Cat!
Luke's night at a humble political fundraiser lifted his spirits. He and Andrew also discuss last night's debut of Hard Knocks, which did not disappoint in the cringy pun category. And Andrew learns that his dog, Lucy,…
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#4785 From A To Zwan
It's election day in Washington State, and Andrew has a very unusual connection to one of the candidates. But does that mean he should vote for him? Plus, Luke is excited about the debut of HBO's Hard Knocks tonight,…
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#4784 The French And The Furious
Luke made a promise to himself while mowing the lawn this weekend that he immediately broke…and it came along with some property damage. He and Andrew also discuss modern vacuum technology, baseball pedantry, the price…
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#4783 Jimothee, Tanathee, Laudrathee
Luke "opened the doors of perception" last night just long enough to appreciate the brilliance of the Roku screen saver. Meanwhile, Andrew made a phone call that might have gotten someone in really big trouble, and he…
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#4782 Grand Theft Memory
Andrew is obsessed with the fact that a law enforcement conference is at the heart of the biggest news story in Seattle this morning, for obvious reasons. He and Luke also sing as much of the Diane Warren song catalog…
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#4781 Bronze Age? More Like LeBron's Age!
Luke and Andrew visit an arcade supply store website and put together a wish list that includes pop-a-shot basketballs, mini footballs, and something called "Pop It For Gold Extreme." They also celebrate the Mariners'…
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#4780 Family Time / Funky Bunch Time
A movie shoot involving Emma Stone at Citi Field forced baseball players to change their uniforms, which somehow prompts Luke and Andrew to closely examine Mark Wahlberg's (alleged) daily schedule, which involves long…
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#4779 Lounging Towards Gomorrah
Luke finds himself at the losing end of a John Oliver joke on Last Week Tonight and feels the need to defend himself. Plus, Andrew feels a bit vindicated regarding one of his Movie Theater Hot Takes. And Luke and…
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#4778 This Isn't Just My Usual Apathy Towards Your Commentary
Luke joins the show from Las Vegas, where he found himself on the edge of his seat talking to a former mobster. Meanwhile, Andrew is excited to see his "studio dog" dreams come true.
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#4777 Class Act
A mixup at the airport leads to some interpersonal drama for Luke. Plus, Andrew realizes something that happened to him last week may have changed him forever.
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#4776 Zero Dark Mommy
Luke and Andrew discuss the new Odyssey movie, which Andrew is excited to see this weekend, though he's confused why it's a target of conservative ire. They also discuss Luke's lost pen and the undercurrents it…
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#4775 Move Over, Rover, And Let Jimothy Take Over
Luke and Andrew are back at their respective studios, where they're looking back fondly at an action packed week filled with baseball games, bar tabs, secret sausages and, of course, leaping frogs. Plus, a listener has…
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#4774 Alright, Let's Lose!
Luke, Andrew, and Jon check-in from the Valley City Frog Jump competition, where they gently encourage their frog, Dave, to make them proud. Plus, Andrew learns some shocking information about his childhood from an old…
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#4773 A Date With Deskiny
Luke, Jon and Andrew wrap up their TBTL-a-Thon week in Valley City, Ohio, with a call-in topic that Andrew and the listeners do *not* approve of. They also discuss the latest details on the cyclosporiasis outbreak, now…
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#4772 Is Hot Dog A Soup?
Luke, Jon and Andrew continue their broadcast week from Andrew's old elementary school in Valley City, Ohio, where Andrew says he's DONE with Wordle after his experience with yesterday's puzzle. They also discuss the…
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#4771 Is There A Mrs. Dave?
Luke, Jon and Andrew check-in after spending the night at a frog pond, searching for their champion. They also hear stories from callers about small animals they've adopted over the years. And Luke has been taking some…
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#4770 Habeas Boxus
The TBTL-a-Thon continues from Valley City, Ohio, where Andrew has a disturbing update on his lost package of recording equipment and Luke is worried about the salad he ate last night, given the outbreak of a…
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#4769 Jumpin' For Joy In Valley City!
Luke, Andrew, and Jon kick off this year's TBTL-a-Thon from Andrew's old elementary school in Valley City, Ohio, where Andrew is losing his MIND with nostalgia. They also provide an update on the box of audio equipment…
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#4768 Beta Mail
On the eve of the big TBTL-a-Thon, Andrew is worried about all the broadcast equipment he shipped to Ohio that now seems to be lost in the mail. Plus, Jon offers some more potential frog names submitted by listeners.…
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#4767 Andrew Wants More Poundage
Luke and Andrew discuss Pizza Hut's attempts to relive the past and attract nostalgic customers. Plus, Luke's newest boat was delivered yesterday, and he used it to find his long lost cows.
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#4766 Don't Put Old Boats On New Trailers
Andrew forces Luke to talk about something he's not sure he wants to talk about. It involves a special delivery to his home later this afternoon. It might be nautical in nature. Plus, Luke is feeling very happy about a…
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#4765 All The Double News You Can Double Use
Luke is bummed about the way the US Men's World Cup journey ended, and about the way people talk about CBS News and The Washington Post. Andrew is excited to see that TBTL's small town media blitz is bringing in new…
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#4764 Old School
Luke and Andrew are getting ready for the TBTL-a-Thon in Valley City, which is only ONE WEEK away! Plus, Luke has an update on his neighbor relations after finally getting his field grass mowed before the Fourth of…
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#4763 Jort Circuit
Luke, Jon and Andrew kick-off the holiday weekend by announcing this year's plans for a virtual TBTL party during the upcoming 'Thon. They also go over some newly suggested names for their soon-to-be pet frog. And they…
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#4762 A Reverse Where's Waldo
A dark question from a teenager somehow leads to a conversation about Luke and Andrew's respective showering routines. They also discuss the State Of Mickey Rourke (it is not strong) and the perfect salad bowl for mice.
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#4761 Two Simons And A Tsongas
Luke and Andrew discuss what they've been watching lately; Luke's pick is a new, edge-of-your-seat docu-series, while Andrew's is…less current. They also review old Seattle TV listings to see what was airing on July…
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#4760 That's Oystertainment!
Luke and Andrew revisit some of their cringier moments in the public eye and unearth memories of an eating competition Luke wishes he could forget. Plus, NPR accidentally pre-publishes a Justice Alito retirement story.…
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#4759 Gigi Louise!
Luke had QUITE the adventure with the dogs he's petsitting this weekend. One of them ended up on the roof? Plus, the New York Times realizes something that hard-core Wordlers have known for years -- that playing on…
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#4758 The Erling Bird Gets The Worm
TBTL listener and volunteer frog watcher Simeon joins Luke, Andrew and Jon to help identify frog songs and pick the best contender for the upcoming Valley City Frog Jump. Plus, Luke is very nervous about the US soccer…
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#4757 Burt So Good
Luke is trying to navigate a delicate situation with one of his neighbors, and Andrew is NOT helping. Plus, a listener unearths the infamous audio of Burt Reynolds reading Moby Dick, and it lives up to its baffling…
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#4756 Every Which Way But Bruce
Andrew attempted to limp his broken car to the mechanic this morning, and recorded himself doing it. He and Luke also discuss the ethics of choosing aging actor photos for IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes. They also re-examine…
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#4755 Tomtom Club
Andrew is going on a cross-town adventure tomorrow that may leave him crying by the side of the road. Luke is continuing to have a grand old time dog sitting his new best friends. Andrew is proud of himself for not…
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#4754 The School Of Soft Knocks
Luke has found himself pet-sitting not one but TWO poodles this week, and he's loving it! He and Andrew also discuss their fondness for physical magazines, some of which cost $15 an issue these days? And Luke…
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#4753 A Momentary Lapse In Dread
Jon swings by to review some of the names submitted by listeners that could be used for their pet frog while they're in Valley City next month. Plus, Luke has mixed feelings about the way he greeted Chuck Schumer…
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#4752 If You See Saw, Say Saw
Andrew is beyond excited about the new pole saw he just bought. Luke is seeing hope and love on the streets and in the soccer fields of New York City. And a guy named Guy found Alice Cooper's credit card stuck in a gas…
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#4751 You Better Chex Yourself
Luke and Andrew discuss the new Burger King commercial that makes Andrew feel bad for liking Burger King. Plus, Luke had a really nice time connecting visiting some old colleagues yesterday, but was also reminded of…
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#4750 A Watched Otter Pop Never Freezes
Andrew's attempts to get Luke to appreciate the cookies of their youth fall short. Plus, Luke is headed to New York to hang with some old American Public Media friends. And a promise of free money ends up falling…
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#4749 A Little On The Hose
Luke and Andrew's minds are blown by an email from a listener revealing another layer of coincidence regarding a bad joke told on TBTL. On a related note, Luke's interview with Keith Urban was cancelled over…
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