HARD LAUNCH with Dan and Phil

Episodes

1. Do we remember our first times together?

   26 Oct 2026 · 35 min · Episode 48 · Explicit

   We test each other's fond memories of 17 years ago, as Phil gets his belly out and starts international discourse. -Start your free trial at https://www.shopify.com/danandphil -Use our code for 10% off your next…

2. Our Baby is One Year Old

   19 Oct 2026 · 44 min · Episode 47 · Explicit

   We celebrate the first birthday of this podcast with exclusive lore reveals, awards and some sentimental reflections. THANK YOU FOR LISTENING AND SUPPORTING!! Get 50% off your first months as a new member of the…

3. Who is the Mum and Dad in our relationship

   12 Oct 2026 · 35 min · Episode 46 · Explicit

   We assign heteronormative gender roles just for fun as we try to avoid being haunted by The Towers. Thanks to our sponsor: Start your free trial at shopify.com/danandphil To watch the podcast on YouTube:…

4. We Are Phungover

   5 Oct 2026 · 34 min · Episode 45 · Explicit

   We survived a fire alarm, hot security guards, a military parade and the dreaded purple buzzball to bring you this episode. To watch the podcast on YouTube: youtube.com/danandphil. Don’t forget to follow the podcast…

5. Male podcasting from a Midwest Motel

   28 Sep 2026 · 34 min · Episode 44

   Our first episode on the road has thin walls, after we third-wheeled and rawdogged an international flight. Thanks to our sponsors: Use my code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*:…

6. There's a Wolf in the room

   21 Sep 2026 · 30 min · Episode 43

   Phil is extra moist from his milking and Dan had an alien encounter at the embassy. Thanks to our sponsor: Start your free trial at shopify.com/danandphil To watch the podcast on YouTube: youtube.com/danandphil.…

7. Spilling our infamous high school stories

   14 Sep 2026 · 36 min · Episode 42

   Phil reminisces on his single emo-boy era and Dan gets into ear-play. Get $15 off your first purchase on Whatnot using this link https://www.whatnot.com/invite/DanandPhil 💰 $10,000 GIVEAWAY! 💰 (20 Nintendo Switch…

8. Did Dan's Grandma know we were dating?

   7 Sep 2026 · 37 min · Episode 41

   Situationship final boss meets 60 years of marriage - but what does Veronica make of modern relationships and male podcasts? Thanks to our sponsor: Head over to SHOPIFY.COM/danandphil to start your free trial today.…

9. Saying goodbye to everyone we've ever known

   31 Aug 2026 · 33 min · Episode 40 · Explicit

   we're dipping, disrupting funerals and serving phunt on the red carpet Thanks to our sponsors: -Start your free trial at shopify.com/danandphil -Give your clothes a second life with Vinted. Download the Vinted app…

10. Dan inserts Phil into his memories

    10 Aug 2026 · 37 min · Episode 39

    We discuss the hubris of this male podcast as we fall helplessly through time. Thanks to our sponsor: Start your free trial at shopify.com/danandphil UK PEEPS: PLEASE VOTE FOR US IN THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS! CLICK…

11. Romance is dead but at least I smell nice

    3 Aug 2026 · 35 min · Episode 38

    Phil had a foamy accident and Dan just pointed and laughed. UK PEEPS: PLEASE VOTE FOR US IN THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS! CLICK HERE ON THE APP!: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DX74ZgzrlyH29 💜 To watch the…

12. We 3D Scanned our Naked Bodies

    27 Jul 2026 · 35 min · Episode 37

    We get a new perspective on our cracks and Phil fails to bladdermax. Thanks to our sponsor: Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DANANDPHIL10 Sponsored by SeatGeek.…

13. A Forensic Investigator Came to our House

    20 Jul 2026 · 36 min · Episode 36

    We are accused of a heinous act of destruction and furry art makes us football fans. Thanks to our sponsors: $500 GIVEAWAY! How to enter: sign up to Whatnot using my link https://www.whatnot.com/invite/danandphiland…

14. Addressing the Phil 2009 Leak

    13 Jul 2026 · 39 min · Episode 35 · Explicit

    Phil gets exposed by his University and Dan mogs every immigration officer. Vote for us in the British Podcast awards! https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/voting TY <3 To watch the podcast on YouTube:…

15. We let a fan ask us ANYTHING

    6 Jul 2026 · 37 min · Episode 34

    We give away a golden pig and discuss the recent injury / upcoming arrest. TOUR TICKETS ARE ON SALE RN!! http://danandphiltour.com To watch the podcast on YouTube: youtube.com/danandphil. Don’t forget to follow the…

16. Addressing the elephant in the room

    29 Jun 2026 · 34 min · Episode 33 · Explicit

    Dan would like to say THANK YOU and Phil would like to RESPOND to the message that he received. TOUR TICKETS ARE ON SALE RN!! http://danandphiltour.com -Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*:…

17. The Colonic Irrigation Incident

    22 Jun 2026 · 34 min · Episode 32 · Explicit

    Dan finally shares his 'accidental hose' story and Phil yearns to cycle with no clothes. We are standing by to launch something BIG - if you want to be the first to know what we announce sign up here…

18. Dan’s Depressing Birthday Surprise 🖤

    15 Jun 2026 · 40 min · Episode 31 · Explicit

    It's big D's big D(ay) and we both end up with black tongues. We are standing by to launch something BIG - if you want to be the first to know what we announce sign up here https://laylo.com/danandphil/secretlaunch…

19. Our first pride as a collaboratively gay duo

    1 Jun 2026 · 35 min · Episode 30 · Explicit

    We celebrate Pride month by looking at our queer lives - from first bars, to dream euthanasia pods. To watch the podcast on YouTube: youtube.com/danandphil. Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're…

20. Dan's Instagram 'Instants' Incident

    25 May 2026 · 34 min · Episode 29 · Explicit

    We're almost leaking, socially tweaking and can't stop freaking speaking. Thanks to our sponsors: -Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DANANDPHIL10 Sponsored by…

21. PHIL FACES THE CHEESE CHALLENGE

    18 May 2026 · 43 min · Episode 28 · Explicit

    Phil shows a dangerous amount of skin and pretends to care about Dan’s current fixations. To watch the podcast on YouTube: youtube.com/danandphil. Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening…

22. Draining Richard's Balls

    11 May 2026 · 31 min · Episode 27 · Explicit

    SPECIAL EPISODE ALERT! WE'RE DROPPING BALLS UNTIL WE GET A RED ONE - STRAP IN AND PREPARE TO TWIST. EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/hardlaunch Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌍…

23. Dan keeps licking things in public

    4 May 2026 · 38 min · Episode 26

    We hear about Dan's wild night with Zayn, Louis and Chappell - and Phil bombs an airport TikTok. To watch the podcast on YouTube: youtube.com/danandphil. Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're…

24. We are not getting sued by BTS

    27 Apr 2026 · 38 min · Episode 25

    We learn why Dan is strengthening his grip and find out if distance made our hearts grow fonder. Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DANDANDPHIL10 Sponsored by…

25. 420 Phlaze It

    20 Apr 2026 · 35 min · Episode 24 · Explicit

    Phil spills about hiding from an A-list actor in an ASDA, and We Try the Viral White Monster and Yoghurt Drink. To watch the podcast on YouTube: youtube.com/danandphil. Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free…

26. How we’d sleep with three in a bed

    13 Apr 2026 · 37 min · Episode 23 · Explicit

    We address the polycule sleeping situation and learn why Dan was shirtless screaming on the floor. Thanks to our sponsor: EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/hardlaunch Try it risk-free now with a 30-day…

27. Phil gave Dan a salty surprise

    6 Apr 2026 · 36 min · Episode 22 · Explicit

    We had our first physical phight and discuss phatherhood. To watch the podcast on YouTube: youtube.com/danandphil. Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link:…

28. We didn't die on holiday!!!!!!!!

    30 Mar 2026 · 40 min · Episode 21 · Explicit

    We Tried The Viral 14-Hand BTS Gay Massage and reveal our feud with the hot gay couple at the resort. Thanks to our sponsor: Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code hardlaunch at checkout.…

29. Phil sent me an ass video and now I can’t go to the gym

    23 Mar 2026 · 36 min · Episode 20

    Dan fails to swipe away a risque notification, and Phil prepares for an important anniversary! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order at: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DANANDPHIL10 To Get 10 free meals…

30. There’s a Dan Howell lookalike on the loose

    9 Mar 2026 · 41 min · Episode 19

    Phil exposes his secret social media accounts and Dan spills about a celebrity feud. To watch the podcast on YouTube: youtube.com/danandphil. Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or…

31. Phil surprised me and now my hand is sticky

    2 Mar 2026 · 39 min · Episode 18

    Dan lets a man into the house while Phil is undressed and we discover PinkPantheress is a Phannie. To watch the podcast on YouTube: youtube.com/danandphil. Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're…

32. The Dentist Incident

    23 Feb 2026 · 37 min · Episode 17 · Explicit

    Dan finally spills the infamous story and Phil wants to look at roleplay videos. Thanks to our sponsor: Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DANANDPHIL10 Sponsored by…

33. Phil accidentally booked a "sexy massage"

    16 Feb 2026 · 36 min · Episode 16 · Explicit

    Phil gets rescued from an adult video shoot and Dan recites a Shakespearian monologue. To watch the podcast on YouTube: youtube.com/danandphil. Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or…

34. So Dan accidentally joined a fan group chat

    9 Feb 2026 · 40 min · Episode 15 · Explicit

    We deal with a devastating rejection and discuss if it's toxic to be mad at your partner for something they didn't do. To watch the podcast on YouTube: youtube.com/danandphil Don’t forget to follow the podcast for…

35. Dan had a slice of Phil on his birthday

    2 Feb 2026 · 42 min · Episode 14 · Explicit

    It's a special day so one of us gets head and the other gets nipple. To watch the podcast on YouTube: youtube.com/danandphil Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this…

36. Phil got drunk and ignored me and I’m mad about it

    26 Jan 2026 · 39 min · Episode 13 · Explicit

    We domestically bicker about flirting with a waiter for the entire episode. To watch the podcast on YouTube: youtube.com/danandphil Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using…

37. We’re in our twunk era

    19 Jan 2026 · 41 min · Episode 12 · Explicit

    Phil learns he's chopped and unc and Dan can't move his legs after a hard weekend. To watch the podcast on YouTube: youtube.com/danandphil Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by…

38. Why we didn’t kiss on New Year’s Eve

    12 Jan 2026 · 38 min · Episode 11

    Phil predicts the year ahead with a tarot and Dan is very excited to watch some ice hockey. Thanks to our sponsor: EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/hardlaunch Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back…

39. Our first Christmas together

    22 Dec 2025 · 36 min · Episode 10 · Explicit

    Dan needs help with the neighbours exposing themselves and Phil wants to get buff. Thanks to our sponsor: Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DANANDPHIL10 Sponsored by…

40. Did we secretly make out while filming our first video?

    15 Dec 2025 · 41 min · Episode 9 · Explicit

    Phil gets hit on by a strange man and Dan destroys an incriminating hard drive. To watch the podcast on YouTube: youtube.com/danandphil Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by…

41. Dan got caught playing a yaoi game

    8 Dec 2025 · 44 min · Episode 8 · Explicit

    We find out what’s in Dan’s bedside drawer and Phil tells us his spin the bottle success story. To watch the podcast on YouTube: youtube.com/danandphil Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're…

42. We tried to have a romantic dinner date

    1 Dec 2025 · 39 min · Episode 7 · Explicit

    Dan realises he is the bad guy in their dynamic and Phil realises he is the bad cop. To watch the podcast on YouTube: youtube.com/danandphil Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by…

43. Why we sleep in different beds

    24 Nov 2025 · 38 min · Episode 6 · Explicit

    Phil learns the truth about why Dan abandoned him and they try to avoid the p-word. To watch the podcast on YouTube: youtube.com/danandphil Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by…

44. Phil has been texting his ex

    17 Nov 2025 · 49 min · Episode 5 · Explicit

    Dan and Phil realise they're in a situationship and they love cats. To watch the podcast on YouTube: youtube.com/danandphil Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link:…

45. Why we're both on a dating app

    10 Nov 2025 · 43 min · Episode 4 · Explicit

    Dan and Phil share the lessons they've learned in their relationship and define CROOMF. To watch the podcast on YouTube: youtube.com/danandphil Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or…

46. We expose each other's Dating History

    3 Nov 2025 · 36 min · Episode 3 · Explicit

    Dan and Phil talk about their adventures in the BOY POND. To watch the podcast on YouTube: youtube.com/danandphil Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link:…

47. The Truth About the Day We Met

    27 Oct 2025 · 40 min · Episode 2 · Explicit

    Dan realizes he was the original performative male and Phil overshares about a hole. To watch the podcast on YouTube: youtube.com/danandphil Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by…

48. Do we regret revealing our relationship?

    20 Oct 2025 · 38 min · Episode 1 · Explicit

    Dan and Phil respond to the insane and sincere comments on their hard launch, and immediately overshare about their domestic drama. To watch the podcast on YouTube: youtube.com/danandphil Don’t forget to follow the…

49. Welcome to Hard Launch with Dan & Phil

    16 Oct 2025 · 1:27 · Trailer

    HARD LAUNCH with Dan and Phil is an unhinged and unafraid new era of oversharing that they may regret, but can never take back. Living your truth can be scary, dangerous and messy ..but that's what makes it fun. Learn…