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No One Else Will Listen

Bonnie & Lottie Ryan

48 episodes

Welcome to No One Else Will Listen—where sisters Lottie and Bonnie Ryan turn their weekly FaceTime catch-ups into a podcast, because if they have to listen to each other’s nonsense, you might as well too. With Bonnie navigating life in New York and Lottie holding down the fort in Dublin, they cover the things you only talk about with your sister—because no one else will listen… and, let’s be honest, she doesn’t really have a choice.

More about the show

From chaotic life updates to deep (and occasionally questionable) chats, expect brutally honest takes, unfiltered oversharing, and a healthy dose of sibling bickering. Plus, they’ll be dishing out sisterly, and likely conflicting, advice to listeners.

It’s messy, it’s real, and it’s the kind of conversations you’d never have in public—but your sister has to hear them.

Slide into their DMs: @bonnieryan & @lottieryan1

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Episodes

  1. Hit Me Baby One More Time (The Slow Version)

    · 40 min · S4 E12 · Explicit

    It’s the season finale, and we’ve got a guest! Hint: it’s not one of the Spice Girls, sorry Bonnie. Birthday season is officially here. Lottie’s celebrating with a date night, cocktails and a perfume she is determined…

  2. Are We Calling it Blonde?

    · 45 min · S4 E11 · Explicit

    Winnie officially started crèche this week. Please respect Bonnie's privacy at this time. The girls revisit their most regrettable beauty eras from tadpole brows, to Lottie's foundation lips (which she's still having…

  3. The Cod Piece

    · 51 min · S4 E10 · Explicit

    Lottie got stuck in the lift, and NO, she hasn't recovered. SOS mode, zero signal, rocking in the corner convinced it was about to plummet into the depths of hell. Still not as bad as the Tower of Terror. At least it…

  4. The Sh*t Brigade

    · 43 min · S4 E9 · Explicit

    Poop-gate has officially begun. Someone in Bonnie's building did the deed right outside the gym, let's just hope it was on four legs. Lottie's seen this film before (RIP her apartment WhatsApp group). The sisters…

  5. I've Got Friends in Low Places

    · 48 min · S4 E8 · Explicit

    Bonnie's currently surviving on 20-minute naps but she still found the energy for a 48-hour whirlwind trip home to see Westlife (obviously). Naturally the flight home was a disaster between two men who'd never heard of…

  6. You're Actually Quite Pretty!

    · 45 min · S4 E7 · Explicit

    In case you didn't know by her voice, Lottie is ACTUALLY quite pretty! She has a voice for radio, a face for television, and soon you'll all know about it. There'll be no more surprises when she's out in the wild.…

  7. Trés Chic

    · 47 min · S4 E6 · Explicit

    Wolf's first day of school went perfectly, right up until they ended up in A&E. Just a normal Tuesday. Meanwhile Bonnie swears a single dad gave her a sexy wave, not just a normal wave. (She hasn't been out in a…

  8. If You Got DUMPED Tomorrow...

    · 43 min · S4 E5 · Explicit

    Dream man: cooks, cleans, does laundry, puts empties in the bin, never leaves a wet towel on the bed, and never EVER orders mushy meatballs. EVER. This week, the girls asked you for your first date horror stories and…

  9. F**k You For That

    · 43 min · S4 E4 · Explicit

    Question of the week: Would you go topless on a boat with your family? Lottie says no but her 6th year holiday says otherwise... Bonnie can't say much though, she's been too busy skinny dipping to notice! Lock-in for…

  10. We're Cover Stars

    · 46 min · S4 E3 · Explicit

    Cover girls! Bonnie and Lottie did a full sister photoshoot, and they're dishing on what actually goes on behind the glossy finish, stylists, egos and all. Bonnie also got to experience it from the other side at her…

  11. You Smell Like a Night Out

    · 45 min · S4 E2

    Big news! Lottie's landed the six o'clock show - cue the glam. Too bad Bonnie can't be convinced to move home so Lottie can steal her wardrobe, but when sunshine calls... Question for you, have you ever felt pregnancy…

  12. As Long As You Don't Call Her Winnifred

    · 38 min · S4 E1 · Explicit

    We're back! And we've got a new cast member, Winnie PLUS a whole live studio audience. After what felt like the longest season cliffhanger in podcast history, Bonnie's finally not pregnant anymore, and she brings us…

  13. Full Access to the Butthole

    · 49 min · S3 E12 · Explicit

    We did it! Season 3 has officially made it to the finish line with no surprise baby arrivals… yet. But Bonnie is READY. She’s got her new runners on, the Super Noodles stocked up, and she’s already a full centimetre…

  14. We Can Get Spooky

    · 51 min · S3 E11 · Explicit

    Bonnie's still pregnant! At least she has time to squeeze in all the cinema dates. But who's doing bits in the back row? Lottie is that you?! The sisters then spiral into the rapidly growing question: how much AI is…

  15. That Should Be Illegal

    · 42 min · S3 E10 · Explicit

    Law enforcers, please get in touch. Bonnie has a long list of things that should be illegal, and she’s ready to make some changes. At the top of Lottie’s list? Collecting someone from the airport without a phone. Not…

  16. They Shit ON the Tent

    · 51 min · S3 E9 · Explicit

    If anyone deserves a trip to Coachella, it’s Lottie. She’s long overdue a festival experience where people don’t use her sleeping area as a toilet… or a bonfire. Meanwhile, Bonnie feels like she’s basically been,…

  17. I Didn't Get Murdered Today

    · 45 min · S3 E8 · Explicit

    Lottie’s under the weather this week… and that’s the only thing she’s under (much to Fabio’s disappointment). Meanwhile, Bonnie’s pregnancy is delivering daily surprises, some in the form of unexpected bodily changes,…

  18. You Need Therapy

    · 46 min · S3 E7 · Explicit

    Maybe you don’t need therapy, maybe you just need an exorcism. Preferably performed by a dentist. This week, Lottie’s deep in TikTok witch territory while reality TV has Bonnie in a chokehold. But Bonnie is spending…

  19. Where's the Biscuits?

    · 48 min · S3 E6 · Explicit

    Bonnie’s counting down the days until the big day - the day she finally gets the gas and air in the hospital (sorry, Fabio). Meanwhile Lottie is reminiscing about her own big day as she celebrates her wedding…

  20. I'll Annihilate a Bitch

    · 49 min · S3 E5 · Explicit

    This week the girls take on the wild west that is the internet. Whether you're a pregnant woman just trying to cool off on holiday, or a teenage boy looking for a role model, the internet always seems ready to throw…

  21. The Dead Dads Club

    · 50 min · S3 E4 · Explicit

    Welcome to Miami. Bonnie’s belly is growing… horizontally? And Lottie’s hair is growing. Full stop. Miracles happen in different ways. This week, the sisters chat about the constant changes women’s bodies go through,…

  22. It's Sushi

    · 43 min · S3 E3 · Explicit

    It’s the first in-person recording of No One Else Will Listen! And the sister's are up-close-and-personal. Lottie threw Bonnie the baby shower of dreams. Gorgeous décor, emotional speeches, and a catering plan that…

  23. Run While You Can

    · 52 min · S3 E2 · Explicit

    When it rains, it pours. Bonnie’s having twins! Except they’re not identical. One is a human child, and the other is her sunglasses brand. Not only has Bonnie been growing an actual baby, she's been a one-woman-show…

  24. We're Having a Baby!

    · 46 min · S3 E1 · Explicit

    Season 3 is here - and we’re back with a bang bump! Bonnie opens up about her fertility journey, from the emotional rollercoaster of IVF to the pure joy (and slight disbelief) of pregnancy. She shares how they…

  25. I'm a Cover Girl!

    · 45 min · S2 E12 · Explicit

    It’s the season finale! And honestly… it couldn’t have come at a better time. Bonnie’s knee-deep in moving boxes and battling the winter uglies, while Lottie has just lived the best week of her LIFE. No, not the Cover…

  26. The Granny Who Stole Christmas

    · 42 min · S2 E11 · Explicit

    Bonnie and Lottie are coming down with something, but don’t panic, Lottie’s got a “remedy”... and yes, it involves toilet talk (because of course it does). It’s that time of year: head colds, Elf on the Shelf, and…

  27. Rats or Spiders?

    · 43 min · S2 E10 · Explicit

    He’s behind you!!! No, not Bugsy Malone - it’s Franklin Jonas… yeehaw! Bonnie got a surprise show from the Bonus Jonas, and let’s just say… howdy, partner. Sadly though, Bonnie's dancing boots are off for this year’s…

  28. The Kris Kindle Saga

    · 52 min · S2 E9 · Explicit

    It’s full-fledged chaos in the Ryan family this week as the Christmas arguments have kicked off... in November. And we need your opinion: do gift cards ruin the Christmas magic? Lottie shares the most unattractive…

  29. Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don't

    · 46 min · S2 E8 · Explicit

    Lottie's losing her marbles this week - she couldn't find her way home without Google Maps and she lost her diary! Not just any diary... THE diary. Thankfully, with a quick prayer to St. Anthony (and a charitable…

  30. You've Found Your People

    · 42 min · S2 E7 · Explicit

    Lottie’s been fighting demons this week - and no, not the Halloween kind. Neither head lice nor bum worms are welcome in her home, but she’s ready in her hazmat suit just in case (think of the hair extensions!!). On a…

  31. Backup Dancers & A Britney Mic

    · 40 min · S2 E6 · Explicit

    Just when you thought the birthday celebrations were over, Bonnie swoops in to steal the spotlight. As she enters this new era, she’s questioning her career path; is it time to get back on stage and answer her true…

  32. You're Having an Ogre!

    · 48 min · S2 E5 · Explicit

    The verdict’s in on Molly Mae’s documentary, and let’s just say the reviews are in the toilet… literally. Lottie’s birthday has come and gone (along with everyone else’s who was in Kinara that night). Meanwhile,…

  33. The Birthday Episode

    · 47 min · S2 E4 · Explicit

    It’s The Birthday Episode! And this week, it’s all about Lottie. Bonnie surprises her with birthday messages from her nearest and dearest, though they’re far from the emotional tributes she might’ve hoped for (Elliot…

  34. The Ghost of Gerry Ryan

    · 45 min · S2 E3 · Explicit

    Lottie’s had a busy week decorating her house with pumpkins - and she’ll be spending the next week trying to locate her groin. Meanwhile, Bonnie’s wardrobe malfunction turned into a full-blown DIY project in the…

  35. Are You Hearing What I'm Hearing?

    · 46 min · S2 E2 · Explicit

    Bonnie finally scored a table at one of New York’s finest restaurants, and while the food was good, the overheard conversation was Michelin star level (think pompous with a capital P). Meanwhile, Lottie’s fresh new…

  36. Are You in My Seat?

    · 44 min · S2 E1 · Explicit

    Season 2 is here, and the sisters are back! Bonnie spent her summer playing musical chairs—couch-surfing one minute, and being demoted from the NYFW front row the next. Meanwhile, Lottie was buried under her…

  37. You Can't Be Sad and Ugly

    · 42 min · S1 E12 · Explicit

    Lottie is potty training! No, not herself—although after last week's confessions, we wouldn’t be surprised. The girls reflect on what it’s like growing up in the spotlight with your dirty laundry on full…

  38. The Favourite Child

    · 43 min · S1 E11 · Explicit

    This week, the girls are joined by their beloved Mammy—live from Bonnie’s New York couch, where she’s been banished thanks to a suspicious cough. She’d probably have better luck getting a bed in space… maybe that’s…

  39. Do You Need Therapy?

    · 30 min · S1 E10 · Explicit

    Does Bonnie need to go back to therapy? Lottie votes yes. But according to Bonnie, Lottie needs her hair extensions back—desperately. Sisters supporting sisters, kind of. This week, Bonnie's unpacking her wild dreams…

  40. You're The Stank

    · 35 min · S1 E9 · Explicit

    Bonnie’s recovering from a traumatic blowdry that left her starring in an unsolicited salon photoshoot—keep your eyes peeled for the glossy evidence (and no, she didn’t ask for volume). Meanwhile, Lottie is living her…

  41. A Vibrating Eiffel Tower

    · 42 min · S1 E8 · Explicit

    Bonnie saw Big Ben in London… and also their brother’s bare ass. Meanwhile, Lottie’s anniversary night took a turn—from romance to reality—when she stumbled home tipsy, only to be greeted by a sick child (so much for…

  42. Ghosts of Kisses Past

    · 39 min · S1 E7 · Explicit

    Bonnie is on her deathbed (aka mildly suffering from hay fever), but her spirit is strong in reminding Lottie to milk her anniversary for every gift possible. The more celebrations, the more presents—girl math.…

  43. We're a Big Deal Now

    · 35 min · S1 E6 · Explicit

    Lottie’s been baring it all on The Baby Tribe podcast, reliving her complicated pregnancy and birth story— listen here: https://open.spotify.com/episode/0RyToZJD5E9uCrhgjkp14x?si=blSiuANcR3aXLXiuyLByeg Meanwhile,…

  44. Full Cheeks on Display

    · 39 min · S1 E5 · Explicit

    Should AI be up for an Oscar? Maybe someone should ask the Best Man in Movie… whoever that is. Meanwhile, Bonnie is more than happy to let Lottie take the hits in life, and Lottie (mostly) obliges—except when it comes…

  45. Just Be a Big Old B***h!

    · 35 min · S1 E4 · Explicit

    Bonnie needs a full rebrand (or maybe just a fresh blow-dry), while Lottie hurtles toward 40 and considers asking Keanu Reeves for his anti-aging secrets. The sisters plot their comeback to the dancefloor—right…

  46. It's Never Just One Glass

    · 33 min · S1 E3 · Explicit

    Lottie and Bonnie are back, and this week they're exposing themselves more than ever—literally. From drunken train mishaps (featuring an innocent bystander’s shoulder) to Lottie’s humbling experience at the waxing…

  47. All Dogs Go to Heaven

    · 32 min · S1 E2 · Explicit

    Lottie’s recovering from a near-death experience (aka a mild cold), while Bonnie is fully consumed by pop culture chaos—Kendrick at the Super Bowl, Kanye (or is it Ye?) at the Grammys, and everything in between. She…

  48. Sugar Daddies & Lady Parts

    · 30 min · S1 E1 · Explicit

    In the first episode of No One Else Will Listen, sisters Lottie and Bonnie Ryan peel back the curtain on their chaotic childhood—complete with sibling trauma bonds, a few battle scars, and plenty of laughs. Lottie…

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