I Get Gist For You

Episodes

1. Episode 42: He Works Night Shifts Just to Pay Her Bills

   14 Oct 2026 · 1 h 31 min

   This episode, we welcome a friend of the pod, Skala @ogunb._, who takes us through the story behind his name before we dive into the world of AI music and play a song KP made for the pod using AI. We kick off our Beefs…

2. Episode 41: You Can’t Cancel Culture

   1 Oct 2026 · 1 h 13 min · Explicit

   This episode starts on a funny note as we recap and review our summer before getting into conversations about independence, voting, and the realities of growing older. KP shares the hilarious story of vomiting on a…

3. Episode 40: "My Dad Did Not Believe in Me" ft. PROFFF

   16 Sep 2026 · 54 min · S2 E40

   This episode, we sit down with Timi to talk about his journey as a creative, how he discovered his love for the camera, and what it was like growing up as an only child. Uzor also gets personal, relating to Timi’s…

4. Episode 39: "Jude and Paul" ft. Taene I Get Gist For You Podcast

   2 Sep 2026 · 1 h 38 min · S2 E39

   This episode comes with a special guest, Taene; the “bad girl who makes badder music” joining us for a amazing episode on a packed Toronto weekend as Asake, Ed Sheeran, and BTS take over the city. We talk about her…

5. Episode 38: “I Didn’t Cheat, I Just Kissed Someone Else” ft. Gabriella

   19 Aug 2026 · 1 h 25 min

   Wherever you’re listening from, get comfortable and enjoy the episode 💐 And thank you for choosing to spend a little part of your day with us. If the gist made you laugh, think, argue with us out loud, or nearly…

6. Episode 37: All My Friends Are Sleeping with Each Other

   7 Aug 2026 · 57 min · Explicit

   This episode kicks off with a little World Cup banter before we briefly discuss the direction of Afrobeats, sparked by a song from Ef Moon. We also recap the previous episode before diving into the chaos of Caribana in…

7. Episode 36: IGGFY VS Tipping Culture ft. Hermella

   22 Jul 2026 · 1 h 00 min

   This throwback episode takes us back to this time last year, giving you a glimpse of how the podcast started and the conversations that made you fall in love with us. We kick things off by comparing tipping culture in…

8. Episode 35: So Asake Na Alhaji? ft. Kaykeed

   8 Jul 2026 · 1 h 18 min · Episode 35 · Explicit

   This episode starts with a recap of the Historical Orchestra Night, where we unpack everything from how people showed up dressed to attention-seeking behavior, and the growing use of AI-generated flyers and cover art.…

9. Episode 34: Inconvenience Is Not The Price for Community

   24 Jun 2026 · 1 h 28 min

   We’re back, and we’re drawing lines in the sand. In Episode 34, we’re tackling the fine line between being a supportive friend and just being a free service. If you’re still acting as your friend group’s personal Uber…

10. Episode 33: “I Don’t Want Children”

    10 Jun 2026 · 1 h 30 min · Explicit

    Episode 33 is here, and we recorded this one under the sun, so the gist came out hotter 🌞We get into the stigma around vasectomies in African homes, the pressure of family planning, and why “purity culture” makes…

11. Episode 32: I Get Rapture For You!

    27 May 2026 · 54 min

    What happens when you mix a missed Rapture, a four-hour ride-share from hell, and a friendship quiz that goes completely sideways? You get EP 32 of the I Get Gist For You Podcast! This week, The IGGFY Boys are back…

12. Episode 31: Is There No Puff-Puff in Heaven?

    13 May 2026 · 54 min · S2 E8

    This episode starts with us discussing the Michael movie —well, the 20 minutes Uzor actually stayed awake for—before he reveals the big news: his parents have finally discovered the podcast after 16 months of "Hannah…

13. Episode 30: "Morality is a Privilege"

    29 Apr 2026 · 1 h 18 min · S2 E7

    Celebrating 30 episodes of I Get Gist For You! In this heavy-hitting episode, Uzor and KP dive deep into the uncomfortable realities of survival, immigration, and the complex relationship we have with our parents. Is…

14. Episode 29: Mouth is Good Motors

    15 Apr 2026 · 1 h 00 min · S2 E6

    This episode kicks off straight with a Burna boy and Shallipopi reference as we dive into the Beef of the Week, taking on the immaturity and disunity of the Afrobeats Big 3 and sharing our unfiltered takes. We also…

15. Episode 28: You Are Just A Mere Mortal...

    25 Mar 2026 · 1 h 42 min · S2 E5 · Explicit

    This episode starts with pure banter as we revisit life in Nigeria and some of the hilarious (and questionable) hygiene practices from boarding house days. The conversation shifts as KP experiences a sudden electricity…

16. Episode 27: Stop Making Promises You Can't Keep!

    11 Mar 2026 · 1 h 08 min · S2 E4

    This episode, we aren't even saying hi, we're going straight into our beefs! From Nigerian artists gatekeeping hits with 'snippet culture' to the audacity of Lagos brands charging in USD, we’re unpacking it all.The…

17. Episode 26: No Is A Complete Sentence!

    25 Feb 2026 · 1 h 36 min · S2 E3

    We’re back with Episode 26, and this one is for anybody who has looked at the job market and whispered, so what was the point of all that school? KP and Uzor get into how cruel the current job market is right now.…

18. Episode 25: Are My Friends Ditching Me for Their GIRLFRIENDS? (Love Is Wicked 2)

    11 Feb 2026 · 1 h 07 min · S2 E2

    If you check the records from "Love is Wicked 1," we were both extremely down bad. That episode was heavy; we were trauma dumping and fighting for our lives in the trenches of heartbreak. But look at us now. We’re not…

19. Episode 24: 2026, The Year Of Audacity!

    28 Jan 2026 · 58 min · S2 E1

    Happy New Year familyyyyy!!! This is our first episode of 2026, and our first episode since December 10, 2025. We came back with fresh energy, a new look, and one clear theme for the year: AUDACITY!!! We kick things…

20. Episode 23: Are You in Lagos This December?

    10 Dec 2025 · 1 h 31 min · S1 E23

    Every December has its own kind of madness. Detty December. End-of-year nostalgia. Fake “new year, new me” declarations. People entering January with promises they already know they will abandon by the 5th. It is all…

21. Episode 22: The Selective Outrage Episode

    26 Nov 2025 · 1 h 34 min · S1 E22

    This week we talk misophonia and why loud chewing feels like violence. Uzor declares war on the NFF. KP unveils his toilet pedal idea. And we take a long look at selective outrage, fake wokeness, and the people who…

22. Episode 21: A Failed Engagement is better than a Failed Marriage

    12 Nov 2025 · 1 h 09 min · S1 E21

    What if your partner cheated right before the wedding? Would you still go through with it? In this episode, KP and Uzor talk about love, attraction, and the courage it takes to walk away from something that looks…

23. Episode 20: The Struggles of Finding Community: It Takes a Village, But Everyone Don Japa

    29 Oct 2025 · 1 h 24 min · S1 E20

    This episode is for everyone who’s felt the weight of growing up. For everyone who’s figuring out how to build community while life keeps pulling people apart. For those who miss how easy friendship used to be, before…

24. Episode 19: Say No to Billing!

    15 Oct 2025 · 56 min · S1 E19

    As the great philosopher Divine Ikubor once said, “Love is not a source of income.” And somehow, that line hits harder the older you get. Episode 19 is for everyone tired of mistaking effort for expense. KP and Uzor…

25. Episode 18: I’m a Non-Practicing Nigerian!

    1 Oct 2025 · 1 h 06 min · S1 E18

    Nigeria is 65 and we pulled up in our OG studio, dressed in full Naija attire, to talk about what independence really feels like. Independence Day is not simple pride. It is pride mixed with chaos, laughter with pain,…

26. Episode 17: Grief No Dey Give Heads Up

    17 Sep 2025 · 49 min · S1 E17

    Grief is one of the hardest parts of adulting. Life does not pause, but you are carrying pain that changes how you see everything. In this episode, KP and Uzor open up about grief, loss, and what it means to navigate…

27. Episode 16: Nepo Babies, Fooling & Church Songs

    4 Sep 2025 · 1 h 07 min · S1 E16

    We recorded this episode before the loss of our dear friend and Day 1 supporter, Richard Adeyemi.At the end of this episode, we included a short tribute to honour him.Richard believed in this podcast from day one and…

28. Episode 15: Why Are You Telling Stories That Aren’t Yours?

    20 Aug 2025 · 40 min · S1 E15

    KP shares a real story about how someone tried to drag him into drama he wasn’t involved in. Just because he knew the person, they tried to bring his name into it. The question is… why do people do that?We also asked:…

29. Episode 14: We Met FK & Jola, Got Dared to Go Home & Started War with Hype Men

    6 Aug 2025 · 57 min · S1 E14

    We finally met up with our podcast aunties FK & Jola from the legendary I Said What I Said (ISWIS) podcast at their live show during Caribana 2025! In this episode, we give you the full gist of that iconic meet-up,…

30. Episode 13: 15 Friends Can’t Be Friends for 15 Years

    23 Jul 2025 · 59 min · S1 E13

    This one’s personal 😮💨 We’re talking friendship breakups, betrayal stories, and those awkward moments when Nigerian parents act like they didn’t notice someone’s been cut off. Plus: • The Coldplay concert cheating…

31. Episode 12: Latecomers, Love Island & Living in Delusion

    9 Jul 2025 · 1 h 05 min · S1 E12

    We’re back and chaotic as ever. In this episode, we talk about how Love Island might just be one big scripted lie, why so many people are chronically late (especially in our community), and the scary levels of…

32. Episode 11: THE 10 SUMMER COMMANDMENTS + KP’S CLOUT CHASING EXPOSED

    25 Jun 2025 · 43 min · S1 E11

    In this chaotic episode, We start with KP slandering Uzor and the entire DND warriors tribe and Uzor responds with violence, calling KP a clout chaser and revealing just how bad he is at replying to messages 🤣 The…

33. Episode 10: The Less I Know, The Better I Sleep

    11 Jun 2025 · 42 min · S1 E10

    We made it to Episode 10! Thank you for 15K plays, 1.5K Spotify followers, 20K+ YouTube views, and all the love so far 🫶🏾 This week’s gist is unserious, chaotic, and classic IGGFY: – KP shares wild dating site…

34. Episode 9: “Puberty Hit Me Really Hard”

    28 May 2025 · 35 min · S1 E9

    In this Episode, KP and Uzor get into all kinds of gist: from wild stories about house helps in Nigerian homes to awkward puberty moments, acne struggles, and the addiction people don’t like to talk about —…

35. Episode 8: Thank God For Home Training

    14 May 2025 · 37 min · S1 E8

    Some of us are still standing today because our parents didn’t play about home training. In Episode 8 of I Get Gist For You, we throw it all the way back: from how we became friends to the wahala our parents gave us,…

36. Episode 7: "If It’s Jollof now, You’ll know"

    30 Apr 2025 · 41 min · S1 E7

    In this episode of I Get Gist For You, Uzor & KP attempt to figure out what it really means to be a “real man”… and quickly realize they’re not quite making the cut. This week’s gist includes former fat people…

37. Episode 6: Nigerians, Who Do Us This Thing?

    16 Apr 2025 · 56 min · S1 E6

    Nigerians, who did this thing to us?! In this episode of I Get Gist For You, Uzor & KP break down everything from toxic workplace culture, nepotism, and ageism in Nigerian work environments, to why it feels like…

38. Episode 5: “Those Kids Are Not Mine?”

    2 Apr 2025 · 49 min · S1 E5

    Imagine raising kids, paying school fees, showing up to every PTA meeting—only to find out years later that… those kids no be your own?! The wahala is too much! In this episode, Uzor (@uzxrma) shares a deeply personal…

39. Episode 4: The Search For a Wife Continues

    19 Mar 2025 · 44 min · S1 E4

    What’s the pettiest reason you’ve ghosted a talking stage? Be honest! 👀 In this episode of I Get Gist For You, KP & Uzor break down the things they absolutely cannot stand in a talking stage, plus some of their…

40. Episode 3: My Bully became a Celebrity

    27 Feb 2025 · 1 h 03 min · S1 E3

    Boarding school in Nigeria? If you know, you KNOW. Some seniors didn’t just take authority — they made life a living nightmare.💔 In this episode, Kp & Uzor take us back to those wild boarding school days, sharing their…

41. Episode 2: Love is Wicked

    12 Feb 2025 · 54 min · S1 E2

    Heartbreak is a universal experience, but some are just next level wicked 😭. In this episode, KP shares the traumatic breakup that left him questioning everything, while Uzor reveals the message that made him give up…

42. Episode 1: Power Left Me

    30 Jan 2025 · 48 min · S1 E1

    Welcome to the very first episode of I Get Gist For You! We’re coming in HOT with stories you won’t believe, funny, embarrassing, and downright chaotic moments from growing up fat. From struggling with belts and chairs…