The Montoyas
The Montoyas Podcast
88 episodes · Explicit
Rugby League star Marcelo Montoya is a clean freak who makes sure everything in his life is ”just so”. His wife Tayla thrives on annoying her husband with her form of hilarious disorder, constantly keeping him on his toes. Once they start talking, the conversation could end up anywhere. Join in as The Montoya’s lift the curtain on the life and relationship of Aussie imports assimilating into New Zealand as a newly married couple. Think Keeping Up with the Kardashians crossed with Modern Family and tune in for the podcast you never knew you needed. Follow: @themontoyaspodcast on TikTok and Instagram About The Hosts: Tayla Montoya is an ex-cheerleader with her roots from a large Italian Australian family, with all the passion and fire that comes with that. Most importantly, she is like that friend at the BBQ that is constantly surprising the group with a new questionable take, internet-based obsession or just something to annoy her husband. Marcelo Montoya is a Fijian Australian professional rugby league player and brings insight into what it actually means to be a professional sportsman. He is a little bit bogan, and a whole lot of a perfectionist. He strives for everything in his life to be centered and deliberate so he can perform at the highest level, while contending with his wife’s need to try and throw him off balance.
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Is The Fantasy Bra ICONIC? or Ridiculous?
Tayla has watched the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show reveal roughly 35 times and still gets emotional over its $50 million fantasy bra. Marcelo struggles to understand why she’s crying over someone walking down a…
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Would You Allow This At Your Wedding?
The Montoyas react to a bride walking down the aisle beside a public swimming pool filled with strangers watching the ceremony. Tayla thinks the venue should have closed the pool, while Marcelo argues the other guests…
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Never Rate Another Man's Wife
A footy journalist shares a player’s appreciation post for his wife and asks followers whether he’s “punching.” The post sparks a debate about whether partners should be dragged into online commentary, and Tayla and…
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Spilling The Tea with Ange McColl
Marcelo and Albert celebrate the launch of the Monday show with a quiet drink, which quickly turns into Albert using Tayla’s front yard as a toilet and Marcelo trying to follow him home the night before a wedding.…
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The Most Unhinged Chat GPT Questions Ever
The Montoyas launch their first Monday episode in front of a live audience! One man has hard launched his divorce on Instagram, complete with an FAQ explaining what happened, who gets the pets and whether people can…
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The Papali'i Takeover
*Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. NRL legend Josh Papali’i joins the Montoyas following his retirement after 342 games for the Canberra Raiders. Josh…
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Someone Found Marcelos's Wallet... Then Spent $800
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The Dumbest Argument I've Ever Had
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Ladies Beware Of GTA 6
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The One Topic That Will Start A Fight
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Never Hook Up With Your Friends Wife
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Marcelo Used All My Shampoo On His Receding Hairline
Marcelo has been keeping a BIG secret from Tayla for the last two weeks—and somehow she never noticed. After finishing his own shampoo, Marc started flogging Tayla’s bottle every single day until there was absolutely…
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The Green Room
The guys make their Morning TV debut on The Today Show as Marce tries to schmooze everyone he meets and finds out something interesting about 'the green room' Tay has a moment at Miranda Westfield which almost derails…
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Marcelo the Intern
Marcelo had his first trip to the doctor since retirement and couldn't believe how many questions he needed to answer just for his pink eye. Tay has setup her own nail salon in the house much to Marcelo's displeasure.…
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Leaky Eye Marce & Tonsillitis Tay
It's been a tough week for the Montoyas. Marcelo has come back from his Melbourne trip with pink eye and Tay's had tonsillitis all week (who gets these things as adults?) They discuss dressing twins the same, crazy…
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French Fried
The Farewell Tour is officially over. Marcelo's glistening NRL career came to an end last Saturday night, but it was his two daughters who seemed to steal the show..Now the big question is; how will Marce adapt to…
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If Toes Could Kill
After receiving a flood of DMs and comments following last week's episode, Tayla and Marcelo realised they'd done the one thing they never intended to do... offend their listeners. So this week, they issue a heartfelt…
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Normal Brave Or Stupid
Before we even managed to hit record this week, Tayla somehow found herself in a battle with... a boulder. After one final mirror check before heading into the studio, she confidently flung open the door without…
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Couples Couch with the Arrows
Welcome to the very first episode of Couples Couch. For our debut, we're joined by two very special guests, Jai and Beri Arrow, who sat down with us just five hours after saying "I do" to hard-launch married life.…
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The Shire Sangria
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A Mysterious Fijian Woman
After Marcelo announced his retirement last week, Susan Lombardi decided it was her responsibility to break the news to Tayla's Nono and Nona. Unfortunately, instead of keeping things simple and telling the truth, she…
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Someone's Got Big News
Firstly, a massive shoutout to Voli K who recently reached out to collaborate with the podcast and has actually made music specifically for The Montoyas! You'll hear his work in today's intro and we absolutely love it.…
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Chat GPT Exposes Tayla
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We've Been Scammed
Thank you to everyone who has joined our Patreon, we’ve just hit a massive milestone of 1,000 subscribers!! In today’s episode the Montoyas are drawing out three lucky “ass leakers” who will get to sit in on a…
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Up The Blues
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Childhood Trauma with Luke Lombardi
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The Nose Job Verdict
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Undies For Mothers Day
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Migraines, Sleepovers & A Haunted House
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Marcelo Lost His Wedding Ring
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Nose Jobs For Everyone Featuring Susan Lombardi
The Montoyas welcome their second guest… You’ve been asking for her and she's finally here, it’s Tayla’s mum, Susan Lombardi! She came prepared and is ready to settle things once and for all, you don’t want to miss…
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The Defamation of Tayla Montoya
*Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Marcelo's mum Litiana joins the Lombardi family for Easter and has a front row seat to Tayla’s Nonno sharing his expert…
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The Race We've All Been Waiting For
*Join our Pateron*Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. The time has finally come. In an amazing feat of endurance and athleticism, Tayla has…drum roll please…completed her…
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Is Tayla A Karen? Featuring Albert Montoya
*Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. link here:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheMontoyasPodcast Tayla tries hypnotherapy for the first time in the hopes of…
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MAFS, Mormons & Mum Rage
**Join our Patreon** Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. link here: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheMontoyasPodcast Marcelo has dinner at Tayla’s grandparents house without…
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Men Vs The Kardashian Curse
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Viva Las Vegas
Tune in for a special episode direct from Las Vegas! The twins didn’t handle the international flight very well… it’s a full circle moment for Tayla catching the side eye from fellow passengers. Marcelo struggles…
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Confessions of a Fraudulent WAG: Fake Bags & No Diapers
Tayla’s invited wedding dress shopping with a friend, the twins tag along for the girls day out. A couple of issues arise, mostly all Tayla’s fault if we’re being honest. Tune in for a scene straight out of the movie…
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Our Neighbours Are Growing WHAT!? + The Olive Oil Diet Chaos
Marcelo’s aunty is visiting from Fiji, together with his mum Litiana, they have been experimenting with a health trend, daily shots of olive oil. While baby sitting the twins, an unintended consequence is the Montoyas…
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Badly Behaved Men
Valentine’s Day is coming up, sounds like perfect timing for a marital confrontation…Tayla wants to know why Marcelo won’t celebrate the day anymore?! Marcelo shares something that really disgusted him this week, he…
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48 Hours Of Silence
Tayla had the day from hell, that just kept getting worse! Luckily along came her knight in shining armour, Marcelo… who are we kidding he was one of the culprits! Later this Lombardis and Tayla and heading to Vegas…
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New Year Same Old Montoyas
Welcome back, it’s the first episode of 2026! The Montoyas reflect on last year as podcasters, good vibes and good advice only for 2026. The twins have developed a new habit of hair pulling, the Montoyas parenting…
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Briefs V Trunks
It’s the last episode of 2025! Tayla & Marcelo finally have a date night, two red wines Marcelo comes out to play! Undies vs trunks enters the chat, Tayla’s mum Sue makes a bold claim regarding Marcelo’s choice.…
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I'm entering my bronco era
After last weeks uproar over the panettone for Christmas we've found the perfect solution.Tayla annoucnes her aspirations of becoming a professional athlete and shares how she'll prove it to the world And a simple test…
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No More Panettone
As Marcelo enters preason for the 2026 season Tayla makes a huge announcement that he's not the only one and throws down a challenge that she's going to regret immediately. Marcelo expresses his hate for a classic…
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Pure Twins, Impure Uncles
What happens when Fijians and Italians collide for a first birthday? You get a traditional kava ceremony, cannolis, Godfather impersonations, and one uncle starting his beer-fueled antics at midday to a soundtrack of…
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Speaking About Earwax
How long can Tayla use her postpartum as an excuse for unrelated things? Another year apparently! With the twins first birthday just around the corner, Tayla and Marcelo reflect on their first year of being parents.…
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Ok, Name One Song That Isn't Wonderwall
The NRL offseason is in full swing, Marcelo has officially entered his gardening era. Kendryx, the Montoyas god son, has his podcast debut and struggles to explain the latest in Gen Z slang. Tayla forces Marcelo to…
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Bula Vinaka Gastro
The Montoyas attend a wedding in beautiful Fiji! Unfortunately Tayla gets food poisoning bad and ends up in multiple compromising situations. Marcelo brings up a moment from the twins birth story that Tayla would…
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My Wife Said NO
Tayla recounts a traumatic childhood experience that resulted in a life long fear… of spiders. Tayla’s brother has his podcast debut! Luke uses this 30 seconds of fame to leverage how Marcelo could increase his real…
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