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Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast

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Canada by Night is a live-play podcast where professional improvisers play Vampire the Masquerade! Sent to rescue his best friend’s kidnapped mother, detective-turned-vampire Everett Fry accidentally ends up the sheriff of New Haven: an experimental town that’s finding out if vampires and humans can co-exist. Stuck leading a ragtag group of officers - the Brujah bounty hunter Val, the Gangrel news reporter Evangeline, and the Tremere blood-witch Doris - can Everett keep New Haven running? Or will the sheriff’s department fail and see the town destroyed by its enemies or liquidated by the vampire council of Canada?! Trending on global comedy fiction charts, and ranking in the top 40 fiction podcasts in the US, UK and Canada (on Spotify AND Apple Podcasts), listen now to find out why Canada by Night has been downloaded more than 1M+ times!

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  1. 1.01 - Welcome to New Haven

    · 58 min · S1 E1 · Explicit

    Welcome to Canada By Night, a Vampire: The Masquerade live-play podcast. Our story begins as many do, at the end of a journey—with one coterie breaking up before another can form. We’re thrown into the world of Everett…

  2. 1.02 - The Situation

    · 59 min · S1 E2 · Explicit

    Welcome back to Canada By Night, a Vampire: The Masquerade live-play podcast. Everett Fry was sent to Calgary to save his friend’s mother, but after arriving in the town of New Haven, he was immediately thrust into the…

  3. 1.03 - The Sunset Retirement Home

    · 41 min · S1 E3 · Explicit

    With a moment to breathe, the coterie were formally introduced and apprised Everett of the current situation: unless they can keep the town’s citizens under control, every mortal and Kindred alike will be liquidated.…

  4. 1.04 - A Normal Night

    · 36 min · S1 E4 · Explicit

    The Coterie arrived at the Sunset Retirement Home to gather evidence and find those who had sent the frenzied attackers. Evangeline explained to Everett how they investigate crimes, Doris compelled Loreley Beerfass to…

  5. 1.05 - Spinning Wheels

    · 32 min · S1 E5 · Explicit

    The coterie discovered that the corpse was indeed a snare meant to lure in vampires when a powerful ward blasted Doris back in a burst of white fire. With missing surveillance footage and a number of recent staff…

  6. 1.06 - Under Attack

    · 47 min · S1 E6 · Explicit

    With the shooters having blown up the squad car, damaged Cherry and peeled away in different directions, the coterie commandeered two vehicles and split up to cover more ground. Doris stayed behind to watch the crime…

  7. 1.07 - The Woman in Black

    · 42 min · S1 E7 · Explicit

    Everett and Val captured one of their assailants, but only after Val murdered the other two and called Everett “Dad,” Evangeline was drained of blood to the point of torpor, and Doris was treated at Desanti General…

  8. 1.08 - Alabaster Kane

    · 47 min · S1 E8 · Explicit

    Val and Everett avoided talking about the whole “Dad” thing as they returned to the station, Doris interrogated their prisoner and learned that someone with terrifying skill had tampered with his memory, and Evangeline…

  9. 1.09 - Town Hall Meeting

    · 38 min · S1 E9 · Explicit

    The coterie was notified that a Town Hall meeting was about to begin in response to a slew of murders at the hands of vampires. Everett reluctantly agreed that it was his duty to attend, Doris’s tarot cards warned of…

  10. 1.10 - Town Hall Massacre

    · 33 min · S1 E10 · Explicit

    The coterie arrived at the town hall meeting, though in slightly different ways. Everett, Doris and Val attempted to allay the concerns of the council members, but not before 5 frenzied vampires burst into the room and…

  11. 1.11 - Eating Each Other

    · 32 min · S1 E11 · Explicit

    The coterie found themselves outnumbered by their enemies. Evangeline was staked by Val before she could attack Everett, Doris and a witch began a battle for control of each other’s mind and just as Val seemed to have…

  12. 1.12 - All Hail Lilith

    · 29 min · S1 E12 · Explicit

    The chaos of the town hall massacre continued relentlessly. Evangeline, finally free of the frenzy but traumatized, turned and ran, Doris won her battle of wills, and Val, compelled by a witch to attack her own…

  13. 1.13 - Forward Together or Dead Apart

    · 1 h 06 min · S1 E13 · Explicit

    Due to some conflicts with Ryan's grad school schedule, guest Storyteller Tom McGee will be taking over our story for the next 9 episodes, with Ryan returning for episode 1.22 onwards. And if you enjoy Tom's…

  14. 1.14 - The Asp Protocol

    · 42 min · S1 E14 · Explicit

    The coterie finally had a moment together following the traumatic events of the night. Val tried and failed to comfort a despondent Evangeline, Everett struggled with a lack of kindred blood to feed upon, and Doris in…

  15. 1.15 - A Rude Awakening

    · 55 min · S1 E15 · Explicit

    Something is very wrong at Desantis General Hospital. Val and Evangeline awoke to daylight streaming in, a snake attacking them, and Everett and Doris missing, with signs of a struggle. As they fought their way out of…

  16. 1.16 - Icarus Fry

    · 59 min · S1 E16 · Explicit

    The coterie remained separated, fighting their own battles. Doris was taken to safety by an old acquaintance, Evangeline retrieved the snake’s husk, Val terrified the hospital staff, and Everett, realizing he was about…

  17. 1.17 - A Good Day’s Rest

    · 50 min · S1 E17 · Explicit

    The coterie struggled against the harmful effects of the daytime until night set in amidst a town on edge. Evangeline focused only on getting her dog back from the vet while her husband searched for her, Val returned…

  18. 1.18 - The Ringing of the Bell

    · 57 min · S1 E18 · Explicit

    A very injured Everett awoke to the werewolf Simon Longfellow demanding answers about the Children of Lilith, Evangeline was reunited with her famulus, Percy, and passed a vigil being held for the kindred she had…

  19. 1.19 - Torpor Springs

    · 1 h 07 min · S1 E19 · Explicit

    With the coterie still separated, Everett found himself face-to-face with an old acquaintance, made a tentative alliance with some werewolves, and finally fed, hopefully to begin healing. Back in town, a despondent…

  20. 1.20 - Eat, Prey, Love

    · 54 min · S1 E20 · Explicit

    Deep in the woods, Everett left the werewolves on good terms just before he was recovered by a Red Cell team and brought before survivors of the Town Hall Massacre to be deposed and to determine who was responsible for…

  21. 1.21 - The Verdict

    · 1 h 10 min · S1 E21 · Explicit

    Still a captive at Torpor Springs, Everett was told to name one of two council members as responsible for the massacre, though questioning them would not exactly be straightforward. Meanwhile, Doris, Val and Evangeline…

  22. 1.22 - Paperwork

    · 1 h 02 min · S1 E22 · Explicit

    The deputies delivered a press conference. Between Val’s (Del Borovic, @deltastic) ability to make them look professional, and Doris drugging the crowd to placate them, Evangeline (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra)…

  23. 1.23 - The Six Laws

    · 1 h 07 min · S1 E23 · Explicit

    After their recent adventures, Barty trapped the coterie in the office doing paperwork! Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) confirmed that Harvey was brought into town by Tostarosa as a threat, Evangeline’s (Laura…

  24. 1.24 - Scene of the Crime

    · 1 h 00 min · S1 E24 · Explicit

    After completing their paperwork, our coterie received a threatening message from the Pyramid! Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) questioned Evangeline (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) to make sure she was alright…

  25. 1.25 - Congregation of the Night

    · 51 min · S1 E25 · Explicit

    After a threat from the Pyramid, the coterie went to a crime scene! Doris was overwhelmed by what had occurred in the Virgin Woodshop and hid in Cherry’s trunk, Evangeline (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) struggled with…

  26. 1.26 - Battle of the Beasts

    · 53 min · S1 E26 · Explicit

    The entire coterie are at a crime scene and things have gotten intense! Evangeline and Costas visited Sister Kurt Homid at the Night Church to discuss their troubles, and Everett , still under the influence of his…

  27. 1.27 - Due Process

    · 1 h 01 min · S1 E27 · Explicit

    Our coterie’s beasts got the better of them again, and the peacemaker was Doris?! Everett smashed a gift to Evangeline from Costas to escape his compulsion, Evangeline tried to confront the sheriff about his behavior…

  28. 1.28 - Truck Hunt

    · 51 min · S1 E28 · Explicit

    The sheriff’s department discovered a home filled with clowns, bodies and traps! The coroner’s findings led them to the home of Hooty Tooty Rooty, an ice cream salesman. Doris was prepared to compel the suspect and Val…

  29. 1.29 - Dead Man’s Switch

    · 1 h 01 min · S1 E29 · Explicit

    The coterie’s hunt for Hooty Tooty Rooty continued as they discovered even more about the clown-man’s plans! Everett escaped the nitrate bomb with minimal harm, Doris tried to lure the killer in but failed until…

  30. 1.30 - There’s Always Poison

    · 1 h 00 min · S1 E30 · Explicit

    The coterie’s hunt for a serial killer led to the deaths of 15 civilians after the killer’s bomb went off! Everett’s orders were ignored, Evangeline feared the killer had a dead man’s switch and unleashed Doris who…

  31. 1.31 - Back to Work

    · 58 min · S1 E31 · Explicit

    The coterie’s recovery is almost over after Hooty Tooty Rooty’s explosive death! Everett was wise enough to allow Evangeline to take charge at the press conference, but when the crowd was getting fired up, Doris…

  32. 1.32 - The Flower Shirt Man

    · 1 h 02 min · S1 E32 · Explicit

    Having received calls that cats are missing, and some dead, the coterie investigated. Everett suspected that Harvey may be the perpetrator, Doris considered the suggestions for the Friendship Festival, Evangeline…

  33. 1.33 - Prime Suspect

    · 54 min · S1 E33 · Explicit

    The coterie determined that the likely culprit behind the animal attacks was Harvey, thanks in part to Doris’s sketch of Jiro’s Flower Shirt Man. Val found Mr. Kitty’s collar in the pile of bodies, Evangeline…

  34. 2.01 - Origins: Evangeline - The Blackthorne Haunt

    · 1 h 00 min · S2 E1 · Explicit

    The coterie solved the case of the missing animals, though they lost Harvey in the pursuit. We will return to the present day shortly, but first we take a short detour into the not-so-distant past. Less than one year…

  35. 2.02 - Origins: Evangeline - Redlining

    · 51 min · S2 E2 · Explicit

    The day of Evangeline’s embrace began like any other: she walked Percy, had breakfast with Teddy, and was forced to work alongside her rival, Jaxx Ryder from Channel 5 . But as they moved through a Hallowe’en haunt,…

  36. 2.03 - Origins: Evangeline - Blood & Order

    · 58 min · S2 E3 · Explicit

    A newly-embraced Evangeline awoke in the alley, realized she had feasted upon the Channel 5 camera person, and—in a panic—hid the body and returned home. Forced to switch to a nocturnal schedule, her kindred urges grew…

  37. 2.04 - Origins: Evangeline - Something is F***ed in Vancouver

    · 1 h 15 min · S2 E4 · Explicit

    At the behest of Princess Cleopatra, Evangeline, Sheriff Cross , and the bounty hunter Val Miller sought out Doris’s help in tracking down Evangeline’s sire. Doris’s tarot reading led them all to take the giant metal…

  38. 2.05 - An HR Problem

    · 1 h 04 min · S2 E5 · Explicit

    Back in the present day, the coterie just had a showdown with Harvey…and each other. Everett’s beast caused him to lash out at everyone, Val was forced to tackle him until he calmed, Doris found Mr. Kitten amidst the…

  39. 2.06 - Gotcha Journalism

    · 1 h 14 min · S2 E6 · Explicit

    While Doris hid from the Pyramid and planned the Friendship Festival, the rest of the coterie dealt with the fallout from the fight with Harvey. Evangeline addressed an angry group of conspiracists at the Night Church,…

  40. 2.07 - An Old Rivalry

    · 1 h 03 min · S2 E7 · Explicit

    After Evangeline failed to warn Everett about Vinlynn Von Kindred’s true motives, the sheriff learned about the conspiracy theories festering in New Haven. But with the delivery time of the VH drug shipment…

  41. 2.08 - A Secondary Market

    · 1 h 05 min · S2 E8 · Explicit

    A tense drug deal turned into a firefight when Val’s nemesis, Daria Raelinn, appeared as Will’s “date.” Everett jumped into the fray, and Evangeline managed to shoot out Cherry’s tires to recover the drugs, but with…

  42. 2.09 - An Aspirational Memoir

    · 55 min · S2 E9 · Explicit

    Following a harrowing end to the shoot-out, Everett adopted a dog that was found at the scene, he and Val discovered that Daria had covertly blood-bonded Will and they decided to lock him up until the effect…

  43. 2.10 - The Night Before

    · 1 h 02 min · S2 E10 · Explicit

    While the rest of the coterie dealt with the VH problem, Doris hid from the Pyramid and planned the friendship festival. Margery convinced her that a computer was a painting through which she could speak to potential…

  44. 2.11 - The Friendship Festival

    · 1 h 04 min · S2 E11 · Explicit

    On the night before the Friendship Festival, Doris revealed her…unique plans. Evangeline found a new normal with Teddy, Val convinced the Brujah leader to help in the fight, but at the risk of letting the festival drag…

  45. 2.12 - A Battle of Wills

    · 56 min · S2 E12 · Explicit

    Just before the Friendship Festival, Ridley demanded to know why Everett hadn’t found his mum yet, and the rest of coterie discovered that Everett wasn’t supposed to be sheriff. The Festival itself has been a success…

  46. 2.13 - Closing Time

    · 1 h 01 min · S2 E13 · Explicit

    In the midst of the Friendship Festival, Pyramid 2.0 leader Dylan Zane tried to manipulate Doris’s tarot deck, but ended up with a reading that suggested chaos was coming. Everett had to wait for Madre at the end of…

  47. 2.14 - Street Fight

    · 1 h 02 min · S2 E14 · Explicit

    As the time of the attack drew nearer, the coterie ushered the festival-goers away from the north end. Everett ordered Val to break the generator powering the festival, and Evangeline sang “Closing Time” at karaoke,…

  48. 2.15 - Festival Aftermath

    · 1 h 01 min · S2 E15 · Explicit

    While the Brujah fought their own battle, the coterie faced down two sets of enemies driving into town. Everett crumpled his car, but continued to fight, giving Doris the opportunity to compel their targets to shoot…

  49. 2.16 - A Second Childe?

    · 53 min · S2 E16 · Explicit

    After crushing the enemy incursion into New Haven, the coterie had more battles to face. Doris began making a reverse blood stone to find Dylan Zane, Val told Everett about Will’s desire to become Kindred, Evangeline…

  50. 2.17 - The Frenzy Wing

    · 51 min · S2 E17 · Explicit

    In the wake of the Neo Notte Nostra’s invitation, Dr. Holloway arrived with troubling news. With all the additional kindred having recently arrived, the blood reserves are running dangerously low, people are showing up…

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