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The Jack & Ash Show

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Mi Lords, mi ladies… grab your old maiden shoes and settle in for episodes every Friday, filled with curated chaos, dalliances of debauchery, and bestie advice peppered with tomfoolery.

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Chat shows just don’t hit like they used to so Jack and Ash are here to fix that, helping you start your weekend right. Expect to feel like you went out for just the one drink and actually ended up on a three night bender in Skegness. Bring your mates, your nan and a spare wig - everyone’s invited.

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  1. STEALING SWEETS, JACK'S BDAY HANKER, AND CATHERINE WAS A TRICK?

    · 1 h 12 min · S1 E57 · Explicit

    For any police officers watching this... mi luv sweet shops! It was a certain someone's birthday recently, and a weekend away in Margate went from whimsical celebrations to a mardy-bum sweet shop owner. Plus, be…

  2. SWAPPING BODIES, BLOCKING DUA LIPA AND PERFORMING AT PONTINS

    · 1 h 05 min · S1 E56 · Explicit

    It's a Freaky Friday mo-ment! This week we have a lot of body-swap chat, and Ash has a thorough schedule for how she'd spend the day as Jake Sully's missus. Jack coins a new phrase off the top of his hat... I mean…

  3. BATH TIME, RAISIN TIME AND WOBBLY JELLY

    · 1 h 07 min · S1 E55 · Explicit

    Have you ever dreamt of taking a bath full of peas? Well, Jack certainly has! (Obviously) There's also some school-based hankering to feast on with talk of Jack’s rebellious antics, Ash's sacred 'raisin time', and a…

  4. TREACLE AT SCHOOL, MOLASSES AND JACK'S CHUNKY NECK

    · 1 h 21 min · S1 E54 · Explicit

    After last week's hanker on our newest favourite vocal stim (MOLASSES!!!) Jack and Ash decide to take a walk down some incredibly sticky avenues of discussion. Why do wedding gift lists suck? Why does Jack have a…

  5. DREAMING OF MEL, FLYING WOES AND DON'T WAKE JACK

    · 1 h 09 min · S1 E53 · Explicit

    Mel in the morgue has been infiltrating the thoughts of the country in increasingly ghoulish ways and it's really doesn't bear - like REALLY DOES NOT BEAR. There's also more classically horrid behaviour from our least…

  6. BARBECUED PEAS, JAY-Z HEARTACHE AND ASH CAUSES A SCENE

    · 1 h 15 min · S1 E52 · Explicit

    It's been a week of ups and downs in the life of Jashwini this week. From heartache at JAY-Z for Jack, to getting the hump over being forced to watch a whimsical animated moment for Ash. There's also revelations…

  7. IBIZA 2026, NAKED PAELLA AND ASH GOES WILD

    · 1 h 04 min · S1 E51 · Explicit

    It's finally time to debrief on the HUGE hanker that was Ibiza 2026. Will Jack's vibranium body finally fail him? Will Ash finally turn completely grey? Will Luvvy Do Concierge handle everyone's booking with a smile?…

  8. LEMME FOOK, INFINITE PARMESAN AND DEATH TO MINTED PEAS

    · 1 h 14 min · S1 E50 · Explicit

    You know that feeling when you've been indulging in ghoulish chatter all evening and you get a hankering to make a roast dinner at 1 am? What do you mean "no"?!? Doesn't everyone do that? Well, if you're Ashwini you…

  9. SANDWICH AUDITIONS, CHARTREUSE AND GAY GUY MUSIC VIDEO NIGHT | The Jack & Ash Show

    · 1 h 17 min · S1 E49 · Explicit

    Ash reveals the shocking lengths you would have had to have gone through to earn a seat next to her at school during lunch, which quite frankly isn't giving us the 'most amazing and fulfilling time of our lives'…

  10. ASH LOVES SCHADENFREUDE, HEATED PIE-VALRY AND NOLAN HATES FILM

    · 1 h 07 min · S1 E48 · Explicit

    Who doesn't love it when their bestest friend suffers a mild life inconvenience? Who doesn't love eating pie? And who doesn't love having to break their neck to look at some extra sea and sand in the cinema? Find out…

  11. VAGABOND SHOES, LOLLAPALOOZA AND MOZZARELLA DIPPERS

    · 1 h 08 min · S1 E47 · Explicit

    Jack and Ash are back on British soil and have much to discuss from their New York/ Chicago hanker fest featuring: Jack getting annoyed at himself for being too 'Ash', Ash forgetting she met Tate McRae, and Professor…

  12. MISSING TOYS, DEATH BED SECRETS AND OBSOLETE PIGEONS

    · 1 h 09 min · S1 E46 · Explicit

    There's a knock at the door... A solitary letter is left sitting on the door mat. It reads: "I KNOW WHERE YOUR MISSING TOYS ARE. I HAVE VIDEO EVIDENCE" And so the curious case of the missing toys begins! There's…

  13. MISS PIGGY IS A GAY ICON, ROLE SWAPPING AND SH*T ON ASH DAY

    · 1 h 03 min · S1 E45 · Explicit

    After a debate around Miss Piggy reveals her status as a gay icon, there's a sudden shift in the mood when her age is brought up? It doesn't bear... There's also the World Cup halftime show to debrief on, and Ash has…

  14. FITNESS REGRET, PITBULL DEBRIEF AND DARWINISM TEAS

    · 1 h 07 min · S1 E44 · Explicit

    Don't you just hate it when you get up in the morning, feeling all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, only for your fitness watch/ring/jockstrap to tell you you've had the worst night's sleep in the history of all mankind…

  15. BANANA APOCALYPSE, TECHNICOLOUR DREAMS AND JACK'S SECRET PODCAST

    · 1 h 00 min · S1 E43 · Explicit

    Ash has some chilling news to reveal regarding the humble banana, whereas Jack has some stats about the percentage of the population that know the plot to Joseph and the Technicolour Dreamcoat vs the off-side rule that…

  16. SWEET TREATS, BUGBEARS, AND CHALAMET SEX DREAMS

    · 1 h 01 min · S1 E42 · Explicit

    ME DON'T WANT TO PLAY NO CAT AND MOUSE WITH YOUR SWEET TREATS. Jack and Ash have hankered on many topics, but the subject of sweet treats is one that turns out to provoke A LOT of strong opinions, like "Almond milk is…

  17. WORLD CUP DRESS CODE, TINY SHORTS AND STRAIGHT STRIP CLUB WOES

    · 1 h 05 min · S1 E41 · Explicit

    Jack and Ash are experiencing World Cup fever, with a particular interest in what should be worn at the pub and how to really nail the definition of the off-side rule. There's also plenty of random hankers on whether…

  18. SPELLING ICKS, AÇAí BERRY TEAS AND A LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT!

    · 1 h 00 min · S1 E40 · Explicit

    What's worse: not knowing when to use 'there' and 'their' or constantly leaving your phone lying around expecting other people to look after it? Answer: they're both as bad as each other, and poor Jack is constantly…

  19. PRIMAVERA DEBRIEF, NIGHTMARE FLIGHTS AND PEGGY GOU RAMEKIN

    · 59 min · S1 E39 · Explicit

    There's much to hanker on after an amayszing time at Primavera, but it wasn't all sunshine and mii miii's... Ash had a journey home so full of moroseness that she was basically stuck in an infinite jive for 12 hours,…

  20. HORROR ON SCREEN, AMSTERDAM REVIEW AND DOMINATRIX TEAS

    · 1 h 02 min · S1 E38 · Explicit

    There's a spooky hanker in the air... Horror films, Basque Cheesecakes, Dominatrices - it doesn't bear! Jack, fresh from sampling the delights of the Dutch, has come back feeling a little strange after accidentally…

  21. PETRI DISH BABY, X FACTOR PART 2 AND DIRTY BEST FRIENDS

    · 1 h 04 min · S1 E37 · Explicit

    After last week's X Factor-shaped cliffhanger, Jack and Ash have come armed with the final part of the saga... For now... There are also big revelations to hanker on, including being a petri dish baby, being a dirty…

  22. OUR X FACTOR JOURNEY, BOOTCAMP BLUES AND SEE YOU IN COURT!

    · 1 h 04 min · S1 E36 · Explicit

    How did Jack and Ash actually meet? It's time for the origin story of all origin stories... From nerve-wracking X Factor auditions and bootcamp blues to backstage dramas and tabloid intrigue, this is a tale of woe,…

  23. HATEFUL MIRRORS, ASH'S BRACES AND THE DARK SIDE OF GLASTO

    · 1 h 06 min · S1 E35 · Explicit

    There's so much DARKNESS in the world right now. Lying mirrors, secretive back rooms at Glastonbury, and the salacious origins of BOP-IT. Thankfully, Jack and Ash are here to spread some light and joy to fight back…

  24. A GAY AWAKENING, STRIPPING OFF AND BABY ASH FOUGHT RACISM??

    · 1 h 05 min · S1 E34 · Explicit

    Things take a nostalgic turn for Jack and Ash this week as they dive into their all-time favourite vending machine snacks. Plus, Baby Ash shares the slightly less sweet but iconic memory of his first brush with racism……

  25. FANCY COOKING, TABERNACLE VAPES AND PUT HIM IN THE LAB

    · 53 min · S1 E33

    What's the best thing about fancy food? It's all about the froth and the crumb, of course! If that tantalising teaser hasn't got your taste buds going, then get ready to hanker on tabernacle vape shops, why Ash wants…

  26. THE RECKONING, NOUGHTIES BEHAVIOUR AND DODGING AUNTIES

    · 59 min · S1 E32 · Explicit

    Jack and Ash are in their reckoning era and THANK GOD we get to hear all about it! Ash has been dealing with buxom aunties trying to dodge train fares, while Jack has been relaxing/worrying during a lymphatic drainage…

  27. COACHELLA DEBRIEF, JUSTIN BIEBER AND EVERYONE'S A JACKET POTATO

    · 1 h 09 min · S1 E31 · Explicit

    And just like that, back on British soil! There is MUCH to discuss from Coachella, including tech billionaire after-parties, THAT Justin Bieber performance, and why everyone there was in fancy dress as a jacket potato.…

  28. CRYOGENICS, RATING DESSERTS AND AN OAT MILK MO-MENT

    · 1 h 08 min · S1 E30 · Explicit

    While Jack is happy to return to the earth as a dusty mo-ment when he dies, Ashwini has a very different plan to freeze her body that, if successful, will ensure her light and joy will be preserved for future…

  29. PSYCHIC READINGS, BABBLING BROOKS AND CARPET KINKS

    · 1 h 02 min · S1 E29 · Explicit

    Ash has had a psychic reading which, to be honest, has posed more questions than it’s answered. Meanwhile, Jack has had a flashback to his prom night, where his destiny was cruelly denied. Want more Jack & Ash? Join…

  30. PARASITES, GAYEST SUPERMARKETS AND SNIFFING CANDLES

    · 1 h 10 min · S1 E28 · Explicit

    Ash has really been struggling lately. If she's not going through TK Maxx withdrawal symptoms, she's getting rinsed by the BMI machine in the gym. This in turn is having a knock-on effect on poor Jack as Ash unleashes…

  31. PYRAMID SCHEMES, STAR SIGNS AND THE PROPHET GÜ RAMEKIN

    · 1 h 03 min · S1 E27 · Explicit

    What happens when you ply a teenie, tiny Ashwini with enough espresso to fill up an old maiden's shoe? Pandemonium. But it also leads to a royal hanker down on subjects such as why straight men hate star signs, queer…

  32. ROCKSTAR TEACHERS, 60 SECOND LESSONS AND TRENCH TOMFOOLERY

    · 53 min

    Jack and Ash are joined by Jack's childhood friend and teacher Abigail to find out whether they've got what it takes to become teachers? Who will be the best at dealing with distractions? Who will deliver an exquisite…

  33. ASH'S LIES, LIPPIES AND A MOVING PIECE OF QUEER LITERATURE

    · 55 min · S1 E26 · Explicit

    The truth always comes out eventually... Will Jack forgive Ash for keeping secrets? There are also more shocking revelations to deal with concerning Buzzballs, haircuts and why Jack went viral after playing on a Mariah…

  34. A MOTHER'S CURSE, COBB SALAD TEETH AND 'THE TAVERN'

    · 1 h 01 min · S1 E25 · Explicit

    There's a foul spirit in the air that needs to banished, and Jack has the perfect ritual deal with it. There's also a lot to debrief on regarding Cobb salad, the majesty of Skepta and the absolute BS of the…

  35. RANDOM MAN, OCTOPI AND PAELLA PROBLEMS

    · 1 h 05 min · S1 E24 · Explicit

    We've all been there. You're on a night out, you head to the final club of the evening and the queue is longer than a love letter to Ainsley Harriott. So you take the afters back to your house! Sure, you pick up a few…

  36. THE MOMENT, DEAD CASH AND LOST IN LOST

    · 1 h 03 min · S1 E23 · Explicit

    After a life-changing moment at The Moment, Jack and Ash quickly find themselves lost in Lost and have to hunker down in an old cinema. There’s also much to discuss regarding the death of cash, northern sayings, and…

  37. PHANTOM POOS, AMERICA AND FINGER SANDWICHES

    · 1 h 01 min · S1 E22 · Explicit

    We’re fresh off the "premier" red carpet and absolutely not behaving normally. Jack and Ash debrief the Wuthering Heights premiere, get distracted by Jacob Elordi’s face, and wage a passionate campaign for the…

  38. AI ASH, FROLICS AND MOIRA ROSE 🌹

    · 1 h 02 min · S1 E21 · Explicit

    After discovering Ash’s beauty has been stolen by a foul and elusive bedevilment known as “Night Club AI”, Jack finds himself in some dark times (not that dark). Never one to shy away from the club though, Ash shares…

  39. ASH WANTS A FARM, THE TWEENIES AND A GAY CULTURE VULTURE

    · 1 h 01 min · S1 E20 · Explicit

    We’ve stepped into a fever dream. Ash wants to set up a farm in her house and become an egg dealer, while Jack is stuck in a world of whimsy and frivolity, reminiscing about The Wombles and musing over who was the…

  40. ASH'S WORST PHOTO, K-POP LOVE & SPICY EXES

    · 1 h 02 min · S1 E19 · Explicit

    In a moment of feral fever, Ash has allowed the worst photo ever taken of her to be shared with the world. Meanwhile, Jack is dying to chat about Heated Rivalry and the Brooklyn Beckham saga with his bestie. Plus,…

  41. JACK'S HEAD SHAME, ASH'S WATFORD SECRET & LIES FROM BRAZIL

    · 1 h 10 min · S1 E18 · Explicit

    There’s a Hogmanay of revelations to be revealed as Jack has brought back a head full of shame from Brazil, and someone from Ash’s past has surfaced with a fact about her that even her bestest friend didn’t know. Also…

  42. BRAZIL TRIP, CAIPIRINHAS AND ASH'S GREYSCALE

    · 57 min · S1 E17 · Explicit

    Jack and Ash are coming to you from the gayest place on earth, where the gyms are full of the fittest people you’ve ever seen and the drinks never stop flowing! But it’s not all sunshine and smiles, as Ash comes to…

  43. FIT VILLAINS, BAD MASSAGES & ASH HAS BEEN SWINDLED

    · 1 h 17 min · S1 E16 · Explicit

    Jack and Ash’s year is NOT off to a good start. Jack’s had a massage from hell, and Ash is in the middle of a swindler’s nightmare. But in between the disasters, there’s always time for some ghoulish chatter about fit…

  44. FORCED FUN, RHYMING GAMES AND BEARDED DRAGONS

    · 58 min · S1 E15 · Explicit

    Feeling refreshed and fully revitalised after the Christmas break, Jack and Ash are back with a brand new game, an Eminem tribute and troubling story involving a bearded dragon. There's also time to dish out some bad…

  45. NAUGHTY OR NICE GIVEAWAY, CRANBERRY NIGHTMARE AND T*TS

    · 1 h 12 min · S1 E14 · Explicit

    It’s time for Jack and Ash to decide who’s been naughty and nice this year — and they’ve got a legitimately AMAYZIN giveaway for their favourite story. We also hear about Jack’s mad eating game he plays with his…

  46. FURRIES, GUESSING AGES AND A THIRD EAR

    · 1 h 11 min · S1 E13 · Explicit

    Turns out Ash has a go-to lie when she's on a night out - and in classic Ash fashion, she's been getting it wrong. Meanwhile, Jack tries guessing Ash's age, which leads to a full-blown walkout! They eventually patch…

  47. SHAME, PERFUME AND HOT N SPICY MEAT

    · 1 h 11 min · S1 E12 · Explicit

    Some BIG story arcs are kicking off today… The LIES of Lochmuir. The DECEIT of the Doorstop. The LOSERS of the Car Lease. You do not want to miss the epic finales to these sagas. Jack and Ash are also on hand…

  48. PIRATE CHAT, JAMAICAN AUNTIES AND FAKE SHOWBIZ NEWS

    · 51 min · S1 E11 · Explicit

    Hold on to your wigs, landlubbers — a mighty storm be brewing, and not a single fair maiden will escape unscathed! …Sorry, got a bit carried away with a bout of maritime ghoulishness. Convenient timing, though,…

  49. WICKED PREMIERE, STRAIGHT BUILDERS AND GAY NAMES

    · 1 h 03 min · S1 E10 · Explicit

    Ash is back with another saga! This time it's from the depths of house renovation misery. Jack and Ash also have a report from the Wicked premiere, discuss the origins of what it means to be 'off the ofrenda' and which…

  50. AIRPORT STRIFE, BAD DESSERTS AND ROTUND MEAL PREP

    · 1 h 03 min · S1 E9 · Explicit

    Pop your tray tables in an upright position and strap in for a wild ride as we relive Ash's perilous journey to New York city (via a few pit stops to the lounge of course). There's also much to discuss concerning the…

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